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Jesse Watters #sexist #psycho aol.com

Fox News host Jesse Watters is facing backlash after laughing about American troops becoming "wild animals" around women if they are given testosterone injections

Watters made the comments during a discussion about the possible use of testosterone to help service members dealing with lower endurance and muscle loss

"He says you lose your endurance, muscle mass," Watters said. "So yeah, I want these guys on it, but you know what’s going to happen?"[…]
He then suggested that troops who did not need the treatment would also find a way to take it

"The guys that don’t need it are going to take it. It’s a triple boost, right?" Watters said

The Fox News host then warned women on military bases and in countries visited by US troops to "be careful"

"And then they’re going to get out there and women on base, you guys better be careful," Watters said

"Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful because these guys are going to be wild animals, and you better watch out"

Watters appeared to laugh as he delivered the remarks, which critics said sounded like a joke about American service members possibly raping or sexually assaulting women

The clip quickly spread across social media, where users slammed Watters for treating the possibility of violence against women as a punchline

"So he's really going to laugh about possible rape in the military and overseas by servicemen," journalist Marty Golingan wrote on X. "There is no bottom for this shit stain"

Prolotario #wingnut #magick #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

The Stage Is Set, Lights Are On, The Audience Is Ready For The Show:

Please Remain In Your Seats

This Barbault Basket hitting Sunday the 19th Jupiter in Leo staring down Pluto in Aquarius with Uranus and Neptune holding the ropes isn’t some woo-woo horoscope fluff. This is the kind of rare outer-planet cage match that historically slams financial systems, power structures, and old empires right in the balls.

Think wealth cycles flipping, hidden leverage exploding, and the transition from rigged paper empires to something rawer and less controllable by the usual bloodline parasites. Markets get volatile as hell, old debt webs strain, and centralized control mechanisms crack under the weight.

That’s the macro overlay on why election forensics, the SAVE America Act, and Clarity pushes are exploding right now. The old system’s death rattle is audible, and the cabal knows their time is measured in weeks, not years.

Trump’s Thursday night drop on China snatching voter registration data on 220 million Americans names, addresses, party prefs, the works was a surgical gut punch. Wr now lnow officially that declassified docs back it. Beijing’s data vampires went to town on 18+ states starting around 2018-2020, building profiles for god-knows-what manipulation ops.
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Insurrection Act isn’t fantasy flex; though some like to pretend it is. It’s the constitutional hammer for when states can’t or won’t secure order against engineered threats. National security angle on elections is ironclad DHS/ICE involvement, military at polls if foreign/domestic sabotage vectors spike.

US Military intel won’t let adversaries pick the Commander-in-Chief again. Period.
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The Barbault pressure cooker adds the financial/systemic volatility layer old debt structures, control grids under stress exactly as the election cleanup accelerates. All roads point to resolution before midterms: exposures, purges, hardened processes. No more ceding ground.

GenSix Productions/Stephen Quayle #ufo #fundie #magick #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon gensix.com

“I will build my church; and the gates of hell will not prevail against it.” Jesus Christ

A transdimensional invasion is occurring on Planet Earth!
For thousands of years, spirals have been used to depict portals, wormholes and stargates. Now in modern times, strange spirals in the sky have been captured on film. The mainstream media is quick to dismiss these phenomena as natural weather occurrences or the launch of satellites.

Nothing could be further from the truth!
Sightings of UFOs, orbs and strange spirals in the sky have been seen and documented by people throughout the centuries. In recent years, their numbers have increased exponentially, along with other sightings of strange phenomena. In other words: The Literal Gates of Hell Have Opened!

“The ancient Sumerian gods are returning!” Pentagon Insider

With the significant increase in UFO sightings, a UAP Task Force labeled the problem a National Security Issue. But what has not been discussed is WHERE exactly are these UFOs coming from? Could they be from other planets, or dimensions - or BOTH? And could they be interdimensional travelers that have breached our atmosphere by other means of propulsion? Is Earth the target of a calculated invasion to flood our planet with a demonic, malevolent menace?

This DVD Earth in the Crosshairs answers these vexing questions!

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Alex Newman #wingnut #racist #wingnut libertysentinel.substack.com

The path forward is clear. Executive Order 14253 directs the removal of improper ideology from Smithsonian properties and prohibits expenditures on exhibits that degrade shared American values or divide citizens by race.

The White House report recommends concrete reforms: restoring exhibits on the Founders and the American Revolution, eliminating the Center for Restorative History and its decolonization agenda, reforming hiring practices that discriminate against traditional Americans, and refocusing the museum on a coherent, unifying, and ennobling national narrative.

Babylon Bee #wingnut babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House National Climate Task Force reported today that NASA scientists have discovered a mysterious spike in global warming every year between June and August.

"We're completely stumped," said Bob McMahon, White House National Climate Task Force spokesman. "Our satellite data confirms global warming keeps happening in America during these same months, almost like clockwork. Even stranger, global warming seems to hit South America in different months. Bizarre."

Mr. McMahon went on to detail evidence of a massive rise in temperature occurring every year between the months of June and August, noting that in some places temperatures even reach over 100 degrees. "This year's global warming is shaping up to be just as hot as last year's," said Mr. McMahon. "We don't know why climate change strikes during these months, but we suspect it's all the extra carbon emissions from people using air conditioning."

Despite the compelling evidence, some scientists still disputed Mr. McMahon's findings. "If the globe gets so hot every August, why am I sitting here wearing a sweater?" asked climate scientist Rachel Evanson. "And why am I having my husband carry around an extra coat and scarf? Ugh, it's freezing in here."

At publishing time, the Climate Task Force had decided to take action by making Google Maps tell people it's really hot outside whenever they ask for directions.

FRC #fundie #transphobia embracethedesign.com

If you are a pastor, counselor, family member, or you have been directly affected by gender ideology, this book is for you. You will learn more about:

God’s original design for family and the importance of our biological sex
The recent history and possible motives behind the transgender movement
What is gender affirming care
The gender dysphoria diagnosis and it’s limitations
The root causes to gender dysphoria
How to prevent a child or teen from embracing gender ideology
How to help someone affected by gender ideology return to God’s design for their lives

Sam J. #dunning-kruger twitchy.com

"David Hogg still has some explaining to do.

Years after Parkland, a resurfaced video from right after the shooting shows the now-famous activist looking suspiciously like he's being fed lines during an interview. The pauses, the glances, the awkward restarts—it's the kind of clip that makes you wonder why a grieving teen suddenly needed what looks like on-the-spot direction. And to this day, Hogg has never directly addressed it.

Because of course he hasn't.

When you're one of the left's anointed gun-grabbers, inconvenient footage just gets memory-holed while the media moves on to the next script.

If Hogg were a pro-Second Amendment type the mainstream media would have been all over this video shortly after the tragic event.

Playing Devil's advocate, he could have just been in shock or afraid or nervous ... but man, we don't know."

Anon #sexist #crackpot lolcow.farm

If machines are going to replace either sex it’s going to be the male sex.

A precedent has already been set for it. Most of the labor men claim to be uniquely theirs has been mechanized already, and what hasn’t been has expanded to include women. If our own history isn’t evidence enough, every organized eusocial species is matriarchal. The majority of them being exclusive female populations, bar a few drones, or rarer instances where sterile males and females produce on equal footing. There is no such thing as a male-led and male-populated eusocial species, which is the system these incels suggest with their robot waifus. It goes against their nature. You can redirect a river before you could reverse it. No one is going to achieve the impossible just to save a bunch of whiny useless faggots. Even if they tried, it would not succeed.
I don’t know why they think the elite class would favor with failmales over anyone. Failmales are the most expendable class of people on the planet, in fact every functional society has to continuously come up with ways to neutralize/discard them. Women are less of a liability and are fully capable of contributing equally if not more.

Robot husbandos are far more likely to replace men than robot waifus are to replace women. It’s more efficient and helps tackle a perpetual problem. Even if the precedent weren’t already set and women were worse off than men by themselves, male sentimentality and intrasexual competition would do the failmales in. Not even men think the perfect world is one populated by lazy, entitled, violent coomer neets and their robo cum receptacles. The surviving elite class of males would just want a population of productive females and robots. As long as men get theirs, they don’t give a fuck about saving anyone else, especially not their inferior competition.

Men should learn to accept their place as inferior and expendable and stop coming up with fantasies where some powerful force upends nature to rescue them from themselves. No one but a failmale cares about the plight of the failmale, and even he only cares about himself. That’s just the way men are. They aren’t each other’s friends.

Patricia McCarthy #wingnut #racist #transphobia #conspiracy americanthinker.com

How petty and childish are the Trump-deranged?

Some among them are so immature that they cannot possibly land at an airport named after Trump.
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This is the stuff of comedy but is actually the sad tale of the left’s intractable, childish intolerance.

Most actual children do not behave in this way.
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So blinkered are they by this fateful love of communism, so devoid of common sense, that they cannot see that open borders, no police, no prisons would lead directly to America becoming a third-world country, beset with all manner of crimes against whatever humanity might prevail. Think: Animal Farm.

So, yes. The left is petty, angry, delusional, and full of rage against Trump and his supporters. The violence, the assassination culture, that is spreading among young leftists, is all Democrat party adjacent. And yet this president has done so much good for the country. He’s made the border nearly impervious to migrants. He’s deported thousands of violent criminals, lowered prescription drug prices, begun a savings plan for every newborn, and ended much of the climate regulation nonsense.

He has rightfully shamed NATO into ponying up for its own defense, ended Iran’s nuclear program, restored the military from Biden’s feminized and transified agenda, etc. He’s accomplished too much to list here.

The more good he does, the more they hate him. The only conclusion is that the left is the party of pathological envy. They hate him for his success, his wealth, his happiness, his beautiful wife, his fine family, for his love of America, and because he has accomplished so much more already in this second term than any Democrat president has ever, ever achieved.

They are a doomed party because the American people are by nature hopeful, joyful, and independent. The Democrats are cheerless, despondent, and depressive. They are their own worst enemy.

Anon #ableist #sexist lolcow.farm

The whole love language discourse is male bullshit.

Only the autistic moid mind needs a spec sheet to see where a character’s “love” experience points are allocated, and how each class performs in romantic “matchups”.

The only reason women adopted it is because they have no choice but to converse with men like children if they want to reason with them, otherwise they’re unlikely to be understood at all. Love language is the same as mommy gamifying life lessons with simple rules, small words, and uptalk so her toddler understands it better. No sweetie, it hurts puppies when you kick them, so don’t do it again, or I’ll take away a star! Yes, the puppy likes it when you pet it gently! Good boy, here’s a gold star! Mommy likes it when you give her words of affirmation! Good job, here’s another one! Save up 20 more stars and you’ll get sex!

You can’t rely on men to do the right thing the same way you can’t rely on a toddler to do the right thing. They have no internal drive to care about anything other than gratifying themselves. They can only understand a gratification system with instructions, rewards, and punishments. But men are unfortunately smarter than toddlers, and primarily use their intelligence to flip the rules back on you to get more of what they want.

Shirley Heath #wingnut #sexist msn.com

(Talking about Epstein victims)

I, for one, would like to know HOW these women got to be within the Epstein orbit in the first place and what monies, if any, they received. They are forever the victims but it would be nice to have BOTH sides of the story. Some of them were old enough not to get entangled with Epstein etc....

Cannabis refugee #crackpot #conspiracy cannabisrefugeeesq.wordpress.com

The Open Secret About Antidepressants Just Got Opener And Liberals Are Mad About It.

The chemical imbalance theory of mental illness was acknowledged to have only ever been an “urban legend” by even establishment psychiatrists as early as 2011. That was well over a decade ago by now but today, today, liberals are mad that the revelation of psychiatry’s and Big Pharma’s dirty little (open) secret is getting play, if only in the so-called right-wing media, and if only a decade or more after the jig should have rightly been up. According to Levine, and he cites ample evidence to support his statement, no one informed or reputable believed the chemical imbalance theory as of a decade or more ago if they ever believed it at all. So why do people including doctors still believe the urban legend, and more to the point, why are children and adults still being prescribed and still swallowing a chemical treatment for symptoms that do not have a chemical cause?

Well, why indeed. Apparently, despite the lack of empirical evidence that chemical intervention would be expected to, or actually does, ease the symptoms of mental illness, there seems to be anecdotal evidence that Big Pharma psychiatric drugs make some people “feel better” some of the time but what does that mean? Psychologist Bruce Levine has noted that at best, these drugs “take the edge off” the physical and mental effects of oppression similarly to the way recreational drugs and alcohol do the same thing and has asked people to consider whether that is acceptable, particularly with regard to prescribing these essentially recreational (nontherapeutic, habit-forming, side-effect heavy, mind-numbing) drugs to children.

Liberals are all ‘Follow the science!’ until it lines up with what a few right wing commentators say. And until it challenges Big Pharma.

This is what passes for journalism and critical thinking on all sides now. ‘This guy is transphobic, so we can assume his opinion on SSRIs will be incorrect as well.’ Swap out the issues for whatever the topic at hand is.

The chemical lobotomy aspect is exactly why I was coerced to take antidepressants as a kid. To make it easier for the adults around me who couldn’t bother to do the absolute minimum of emotional caretaking.

Babylon Bee #wingnut babylonbee.com

Calling brand new things racist - that no one would ever have thought could be racist - is fun, and everyone loves it. But as each new day people breathlessly inform us of the racist history of things like crossword puzzles and punctuality, scientists are warning of an impending catastrophe.
"At this current rate of coming up with new things that are racist," warned racism scientist Frank Greene, "we'll run out of new things to call racist by the end of this year."
Anti-racism activists met this news with both fear and denial. "Running out of new things to call racist would be devastating," said activist Brooke Snyder. "I mean, you'll only get attention if you come up with something no one knows is racist. You can't just say things like, 'Ethnic slurs are racist.' Everyone knows that."
Benny Malone, though, is one of those skeptical of the warning from scientists. "We'll always be able to find new things that are racist," he said. "Just watch me." He thought for a few moments. "Ah. I got a new one: Toothpaste is racist." His face then fell. "Wait, I have explained how that's racist already. Well, anyway, we can't listen to science, because I know for certain we've all told everyone that science is racist."
Some proposed solutions to the impending problem include giving activists stringent limits on how many things per month they can declare racist, but this has proven unpopular. Another idea is to instead come up with new things each day to call sexist, but no one cares about that as much.

Mike King #conspiracy #wingnut realnewsandhistory.com

Real science is defined by data gathering, hypothesis, experimentation and intense observation -- aka, the "Scientific Method." Prove your hypothesis by air-tight repetition of those traditional steps and, soon enough, none will doubt it. But, all too often, that is NOT how modern money-driven, recognition-hungry politicized quackademics practice "science" these days. The "new" scientific method works as follows:
1- Discover whatever it is that the big money NWO paymasters want "proven."
2- "Show some leg" in order to get grant money from Globalist politicians and foundation trustees.
3- Publish the findings of your "study" in some wholly-owned journal.
4- Have the standard Fake News hype the "new study."
5- Get a bunch of other quackademic whores to bless the "science" by doing "peer review."
6- Censor, slander and ridicule any real scientist who attempts to refute your "science."
7- Mock laymen doubters as "anti-science" or "uneducated" or "right wing conspiracy theorists."
8 - Return to Step 1 and repeat over and over and over --- cha-ching -- cha-ching - cha-ching.
"Trust the science?" Not when it has been corrupted by money and politics like this. In fairness to some of the Fake Scientists out there, not all of them are fork-tongued, dollar-chasing, fame-seeking criminals. A good many of these academic ass-clowns are merely honestly stupid as all heck -- as well as lazy, arrogant, insecure, stubborn and quite easily persuaded by the comical collegial circle-jerk known as "peer review."

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #wingnut #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “May 28, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 167”]

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Panel 1: under a banner reading “Puppet Show”, two puppets, one standing for the USA and the other for the USSR are running while the narrator says “Capitalists & Communists unite!”
Panel 2: while the narrator is saying “Save the world from National Socialism”, these two puppets are beating up a third one wearing a lederhosen
Panel 3: the fight from panel 2 continues while a boy watching it comments “That's” and “kind of weird”
Panel 4: the narrator and puppet-master, now revealed to be Baron Rothschild, replies “Don't think about it” and “Just go with it”

Ali A. EL-Amin/Muurish Awakening #crackpot #racist #conspiracy muurishawakening.wordpress.com

Are we all Muurs/Moors?

There have been grave misconceptions about the terms Muurs and Moors. Primarily, the words can be interchangeable at times but the confusion, unfortunately, has been traced back to the founder of the Moorish Science Temple of America, Noble Drew Ali, who claimed that Moors were descendants of Moabites, limiting the word to a certain group of people with a certain lineage. In fact, not only has the word, “Moor” been in use far before the birth of Noble Drew Ali or the founding of the MSTA, No one has associated the word with the Moabites before. Many of our brothers and sisters who are conscious of the truth that we are aboriginals to this land, and the first Americans, reject the identity of being a Muur/ Moor because they believe the term is only identifies one with the ideology and doctrines of the Moorish Science Temple of America (MSTA) and other related Moorish groups.

Moor/ Muur Etymology

“Moor” is derived from the word, “Muur,” which has derivatives in virtually all languages on the planet. I am in total agreement with the Washitaw Muurs definition of the word, due to my independent research:
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My research confirmed that the original human beings on this planet called their civilization, “Mu” (also spelt, “Muu”) and therefore were considered, “Muurs.” The romantic name of Mu became “Lemuria” which literally breaks down as (Le) The, (Mur) Muurs, (ia) Land. Which grammatically means “the land of the Muurs.”
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Survivors took to the sea as traders who established trading post on various islands and continents. The word for water in Hebrew is “mahyeem’ while the word for water in Arabic is “maa” and may have been derived from the word, “Muur.” Therefore, anything associated with water is ’mar’ such as in the words “marina,” “Mariner,” and “Marine.”

To moor a ship is to anchor it.
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Muurs are well known for high advancements in civilization from Mu/ Lemuria to Khamit/ Ta-Meri (Ancient Egypt) to Andalusia (Muslim Spain).

Alliance of Nations helping People and Communities International #wingnut #crackpot #mammon americannationals.org

ANPC Nation Member ID/FDL CARD

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The ANPC Nation Government ID (FDL) Card is a beautiful full color ID card that was authenticated by John Kerry at United States Department of State as well as Embassy of Singapore for International Travel.


This Card fully meets ALL the security requirements of typical international IDs. They have been used successfully, together WITH the Copies of the Authentication papers, for many applications such as : Opening bank accounts and PO Boxes, getting Library cards, applying for a national passport, car & Uhaul rentals (use together WITH the IDP ), hotel room rental and many more.

​This card is good for 5 Years and contains, on the back of the card, the authentication number as well as a QR Code which can be scanned using any QR Code Reader app on any smart phone.

NOTE 1: When using this card at a motel or pharmacy for example who asks for ID, have them enter it in as a "passcard or passport" when asked for "ID Type".

Note 2:When traveling in any private conveyance, it MUST be used together with the FDL & private International Driving Permit per the Geneva UN Rules of the Road

<Card issued with subscription are on a Yearly Basis. $399 Single or $499 family plan>

NOTE: Many people may cringe at the use of the word "License" on the Foreign Drivers License because We, as American nationals are NOT required to have any "Licenses". It is not required, but we CAN apply the meaning of the word if we desire to.
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This was simply done so as to better “integrate” with common terms, but by NO MEANS indicates that the party carrying it is required to have permission from anyone to travel in their own private automobile nor does it infringe on any rights of the bearer whatsoever!!! No “License” is required to perform a natural God Given Right!

Mariano Rajoy #racist theguardian.com

The former Spanish conservative prime minister Mariano Rajoy is facing growing accusations of racism after writing in a World Cup newspaper column that the French national team “does not have any French players”

Rajoy, who was in office from 2011 to 2018, pondered Spain’s looming semi-final showdown with France in an article for the online newspaper El Debate on Friday

“It’s worth remembering that France has been a two-time world champion and was a finalist in the last World Cup,” he wrote. “They’ve won every match they’ve played in this World Cup and are currently ranked No 1 in the Fifa rankings. They also have a top-level squad. That said, they don’t have any French players. And they’re playing very well. They’ll be a formidable opponent”

Rajoy’s remarks, which have drawn comparisons to a Paraguayan senator’s recent racist social media attack on Kylian Mbappé, elicited a scathing response from Spain’s current prime minister

“There are those who still measure belonging by surname, place of birth, or skin colour,” Pedro Sánchez wrote in a post on X

One Million Mabels #fundie onemillionmoms.com

Alerting all parents!
One Million Moms needs your help warning others. Illumination, an animation studio owned by Universal Pictures, is pushing sorcery on families, particularly children, in the new animated movie Minions & Monsters. As the third installment in the Minions prequel series and the seventh overall film in the combined Despicable Me franchise, this newest addition moves away from its usual storyline of odd, adventurous minions into a dark and strange world filled with occult-like themes.
In an attempt to represent mini-conjurers as cute characters filled with mischief, Minions & Monsters is advertised as “family-friendly fun.” That fun includes a spellbook, drawing a pentagram, magic, dark rituals, and a former warlock boss to summon monsters.
The Bible clearly tells us in Isaiah 8:19-22 that there is a spiritual realm not of God. It warns us not to take part in sorcery or consult with mediums and spirits but to call on God. Deuteronomy 18:10-11 also warns us to avoid witchcraft and sorcery in all forms.
TAKE ACTION:
I encourage you to join 1MM in telling Universal that we are not buying what they are selling. Sign our pledge stating you will not support “Minions & Monsters.”
After you sign the pledge, please share this alert via email and on your social media pages. Help us spread the truth about this demonic film today!

Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon amazon.com

Book overview
The modern world is not neutral. It has a god, a creed, a priesthood, and a vision for the future. That vision has no place for the public reign of Jesus Christ.

In The Christian Nationalist Vision, Andrew Torba lays out a bold, unapologetic, and deeply Christian case for rebuilding Christendom from the ruins of modern liberalism. This is not a book about nostalgia, electoral politics, or polite conservative reform. It is a call to recover an older and stronger confession: Christ is King, and His authority extends over every nation, institution, household, school, economy, ruler, and culture.

Drawing from Scripture, Christian history, natural law, and his own experience building Gab in the face of institutional hostility, Torba argues that the collapse of the West is not merely political or economic. It is theological. A civilization that rejects Christ will eventually reject reality itself: the family, the nation, the household, the created order, truth, beauty, and inheritance.

This book challenges Christians to abandon the false comfort of private faith and confront the full implications of the Gospel in public life. It calls for faithful households, serious churches, Christian schools, parallel institutions, economic strength, cultural excellence, local action, and multi-generational building. It is written for men and women who are tired of watching their children inherit ruins and are ready to begin the long work of reconstruction.

The Christian Nationalist Vision is a post-liberal polemic, a theological battle plan, and a call to action for Christians who understand that critique is not enough. The task before us is not simply to complain about what has been lost. The task is to build what comes next.

Christ is King.

Now act like it

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Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

If you really want everyone to get along there needs to be global oppression of men. Once they become second class citizens racism would just fade away. After all, there's no such thing as an all female rape gang.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy truthsocial.com

ABC Fake News and its shaky anchor, David Muir, said that the Reflecting Pool was drained to address Peeling Paint (there is no paint, it was slashed with a knife, or box cutter, high grade colored waterproofing liner - it was VANDALISM!) and Algae Blooms (also caused by Vandals, but removed long ago!). In other words, the story was FAKE NEWS, but heavily slanted away from the real cause of the problem, Vandalism. It will be fixed soon, and better than ever. 60 monuments and fountains have been cleaned and fully renovated in D.C., and crime is at record lows! Washington has never looked better, or been safer! President DJT

Serapis Bey via Judith Kusel #magick #ufo #crackpot voyages-of-light.com

“I am Lord Serapis Bey. I am the one that has been given at the time of Atlantis to hold the White Flame steady, a fraction of it until such time as humanity would rise into the new Earth and the new Golden Age.

And so I kept it in my Ashram over Luxor in Egypt. There are vast underground temple complexes and pyramids under them. You can even go under the Nile through tunnel systems, as the Nile is man-made.

But Egypt was always just the keeper. It was never the whole. It was just a reminder to humankind like the great Pyramid of Giza, but it was never was that which really is the true beacon. And now as a New Earth rises, the new pyramids have all been activated with the new White Golden Beehive Energy grids, as the new spine of the Earth, and the new expanded Sacred sites and Star portals have all been activated.

Now it is a completion of the old Earth, now the full cycle, a full circle and you will feel this more and more in the next few weeks.
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There was that soul that is now Lord Kuthumi, but who once in another incarntion was St. Francis of Assisi, as you call him now. There is that beautiful ancient prayer that he said daily. Lord make me an instrument of your peace. It is wise to recite it every now and again, because now your service extends not only to fellow people, even the new Root race, but also to all forms of life on planet Earth, the new Earth, all sentinent beings, the elements and the elementals and all the kingdoms, the plants, the animals, the trees, the birds, the insects, everything, Mother Earth herself as she has ascended now fully and this extends not only on solar levels, but then also galactic and universal levels.
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You can always ask in your sleep state to come to my Ashram which is in the etheric above Luxor in Egypt. I will guide you and help you as much as I can with your own ascended masters. And of course, Archangel Metatron was in charge of the Ascension process, not only of this planet, but universally as well.

World’s Last Chance #fundie #crackpot #magick #conspiracy worldslastchance.com

<WLC is an online-only internet church/cult>

Early in 2026, the World Last Chance (WLC) ministry faced an unprecedented crisis. A sophisticated digital heist targeted the ministry’s financial infrastructure, resulting in the sudden and total loss of all its operating funds. In a matter of hours, resources accumulated over years of dedicated stewardship were wiped out by anonymous cybercriminals.
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Instead of collapsing under the weight of financial ruin, the WLC team was led into a profound, nonstop season of rejoicing and praise. This radical shift was not born of denial but of an intense, unshakable intimacy with Father Yahuwah and Master Yahushua. In the crucible of total loss, the Holy Spirit pulled back the veil of earthly circumstances to reveal a thrilling spiritual reality: the total depletion of human resources was merely the stage-setting for a spectacular modern-day miracle.
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We live in an era marked by rampant secularism, aggressive atheism, and deep-seated spiritual skepticism. The modern world regards the miracles of the scriptures as comforting myths, campfire stories from an unscientific age.
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The supernatural restoration of WLC’s funds will directly confront this modern delusion. By bypassing standard legal channels and defying the absolute limits of cryptographic security, Father Yahuwah will issue a bold, unmistakable statement to this generation: He is exactly the same yesterday, today, and forever.

This miracle will prove that divine manifestations of omnipotence are not relics of the Bronze Age. The Creator is not intimidated by blockchain technology, quantum computing, or digital anonymity. When the encrypted walls collapse, and the funds are restored supernaturally, the global tech community, secular authorities, and cynical onlookers will be forced to confront an undeniable truth: there is a living Elohim who rules over the affairs of men.

Patrick Byrne/Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy forbiddennews.substack.com

The moment we’ve all been waiting for arrives tonight at 9PM Eastern.

The Communist #Resistance have received their talking points. They’re calling for the major television networks to ban the President’s announcement from the air waves.
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For his part, former Overstock CEO/CIA asset Patrick Byrne, who has spent over $60 million of his personal fortune investigating this fraud suspects the President is being gatekept from the entirety of the information and therefore, he may not reveal the whole truth about what he’s found to be a worldwide election fraud operation run by the CIA, China, Venezuela, Cuba, Iran and others, that has overthrown 72 countries over the past two decades.

He joined Emerald Robinson on The Absolute Truth podcast on Wednesday to discuss the momentous address, telling her, “The voter rolls are important, but they are flat lying to the President, if they say this other stuff has ‘not been proven’. They’re lying through their teeth. It’s been proven, these Government scientists documented it in a number of places.”
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Patrick says he spent two years with Venezuelan Smartmatic engineers who developed a “smorgasbord of techniques” into the software, one of which is known as the “SAES injection”, Smartmatic Automated Electoral System injection. He says this method was deployed on elections worldwide from their massive Chinese Huawei server farm in Belgrade, Serbia, where ballot images were jammed into the system to override the legitimate ballot images. He says, “These things go beyond just tampering with the voter rolls.”
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But he says that when he and Sidney Powell met with President Trump in the Oval Office on December 18, 2020 and showed him those Government documents, he was unaware of this, no one had even told him. Patrick believes that Trump continues to be “Under-informed by people around him trying to shape what he does.”

We’ll see soon enough.

Sling and Stone #crackpot #fundie #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy truthmafia.com

Because of the special audio techniques used, it’s important that certain sounds reach your right ear and others your left ear. Do you remember having to take those tests? The note cards? The hearing tests? The pink drink? I remember doing those tests on multiple occasions. I don’t know if I got kicked out or more likely would happen. I’m grateful that God protected me from whatever they were doing. This is what’s known as the Gate Program. We’ll look at what this program was, the theory that it was being used to find children who have psychic abilities, and the possibility that the government may have actually been trying to track down human beings who have Nephilim DNA.

CIA had a program to trace this alien DNA in certain families. We’ll first start this off with what is the Gate Program? Across the United States, inside ordinary classrooms, something unusual unfolded. Researchers, quiet, credentialed, and backed by prestigious institutions that you’ve definitely heard of, walked straight into public schools. They accessed student files. They recruited teachers. They ran experiments inside classrooms.
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You don’t have to fall under any demographic. You didn’t have to participate in certain classes. They tested as many children as they could. If you’ve never heard about it, GATE is an acronym for Gifted and Talented Education.
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That now comes to my mind. It’s not aliens that they’re after. They’re probably continuing that lie these days because it keeps people off the tracks of what they’re actually doing. What they really want is the fallen angels, the Nephilim, the evil spiritual forces that people have tried uniting with all throughout history to try and gain absolute control. That’s why this email from Hillary Clinton’s server found in a Freedom of Information Act release is so interesting. Requesting documents pertaining to the resurrection chamber of Gilgamesh, the location of his body, and the location of the buried Nephilim.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist edition.cnn.com

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday that he is rolling out a new screening program for “testosterone deficiency” among troops, calling it necessary to allow them to operate at their “absolute best.”

The screenings will be conducted annually as part of service members’ required medical screenings for those 30 and older, he said. Troops under 30 can volunteer to be tested. In a video on social media, Hegseth said receiving testosterone replacement therapy would be voluntary.

When asked about what conditions Hegseth was looking to address with the new policy, the Pentagon referred to Hegseth’s remarks in the video that talked about keeping troops “strong, resilient and capable” and that the rigors of the modern battlefield demand “maximum psychological and mental readiness.”

Over the past several years, special operations troops — and specifically Navy SEALs — have come under scrutiny for their use of testosterone and similar substances to enhance performance.

The death of a SEAL recruit during training in 2022 led to a discovery of substances in his possession, including testosterone, and revealed far more rampant drug use among the elite program than was previously acknowledged.

A year after the recruit’s death, the Navy said it would begin a drug-testing program to screen for “any hormonal substance, chemically or pharmacologically related to testosterone, that promotes muscle growth.”

Hegseth said his new initiative is “not about artificial enhancement.”

The Pentagon did not respond to questions about what research or academic studies underpinned the move. It also didn’t say if female troops would be able to be screened for lowering estrogen as they entered perimenopause.

Jim #sexist #racist #homophobia #pratt blog.reaction.la

[From “The Odyssey”]

Homer’s Odyssey is in large part about women, and about female virtue. And, of course, female wickedness and immorality

Penelope[…]is the archetype of the virtuous wife, Helen[…]and Clytemnestra[…]are archetypes of wicked wives

The Goddess Athena assists Penelope and Odysseus’s son

Calypso and Circe are the wicked seductresses

This extensive representation of women is, of course, profoundly anti feminist, presenting the uncompromising position that women should be chaste and faithful, and that the mistress should not seek to replace the wife

Odysseus represents the classic heroic virtues of prudence, justice, fortitude, and temperance, which of course Hollywood cannot stand[…]
Predictably and inevitably, Hollywood’s 2026 Odyssey is an attack upon, and inversion of, Homer’s Odyssey

Which brings me to the armor[…]
The elites on the battlefield were literal knights in shining armor. They wore armor like a King wears his crown. Nolan did not like that

Nolan built actual ancient ships. Why not authentic looking armor? I conjecture this is just hatred of Europe[…]He gives Greek warriors ugly armor because he thinks Europe’s warrior tradition of manly heroism is oppression and injustice[…]
Helen of Troy is race swapped to represent the victims of colonialist and imperialist oppression[…]
As the Lord of the Rings movies depicted the Orcs as less than human, this movie depicts you[…]as less than human. The Greek soldiers oppressing Helen of Troy represent you and me oppressing Africa and Africans, enslaving blacks,and oppressing women and gays

In fact, of course, until the European set foot[…]the Africans lived in mud huts and ate each other, and when colonialism fell back, they resumed eating each other in substantial parts of Africa[…]
Hollywood has been losing money by attacking its audience. It will continue to attack its audience and continue to lose money because it hates its audience more than it loves money

Snezana Paunovic and Ivica Dacic #racist #psycho n1info.rs

Serbian State Administration Minister Snezana Paunovic’s statement that she would have ethnically cleansed Kosovo drew fierce reactions in Belgrade and Pristina

Paunovic, a long-time Socialist Party of Serbia (SPS) official, said last week that she would have ethnically cleansed Kosovo in 1998 if she had been in Slobodan Milosevic’s place. Paunovic, a Serb native of Kosovo, told the pro-regime Kurir TV that she would not have done to the Albanians “what they are doing today to ethnically cleanse Kosovo but in a way that anyone who did not feel a citizen of FR Yugoslavia (comprising Serbia and Montenegro at the time) they would leave and go to their native country … and those who chose terrorist acts would be eliminated in the way that we customarily deal with terrorists tody, let alone then”

Paunovic said in a written statement that she refuses to abandon her party’s policies and strategies chosen in circumstances of armed rebellion nor on her right to speak about mistakes or analyze what could have been done differently

Kosovo’s Labor Minister Andin Hoti said in a Facebook post that Milosevic was Paunovic’s ideological father who ended up before an international tribunal “while Serbia left Kosovo with its tail between its legs”[…]
The opposition Movement of Free Citizens (PSG) said that anyone justifying expulsions based on nationality can’t be in the Serbian government[…]
Paunovic’s party chief, Internal Affairs Minister Ivica Dacic said the attacks on her are shameful and hypocritical. He said the people attacking her for allegedly calling for ethnic cleansing are the same people who have been keeping quiet about the ethnic cleansing of Serbs from Kosovo, a written statement said

European Commission spokeswoman Anitta Hipper said there is no place in Europe for statements that justify and advocate ethnic cleansing

Vox Day #racist #wingnut voxday.net

[From “Supreme Court Upholds Paper”]

This is an absurd and pernicious anti-American ruling by the Supreme Court in defense of geography-based citizenship:

The Supreme Court slapped down President Donald Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship in a major blow to the administration’s radical vision for the composition of the country. In a landmark 6-3 decision, the Justices halted the President’s attempt to end birthright citizenship – calling it blatantly unconstitutional and out of bounds[…]

As one diehard liberal recently pointed out, the use of liberal democratic institutions to defend the indefensible and defeat the will of the people is only going to guarantee the eventual destruction of those institutions

There will not be any independent judiciary in the governments that replace the corrupt governments of the West when they fall, because, as with so many Enlightenment concepts, their supposed value is net negative to society

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spoiler“If you don't impeach the corrupt judges, you cannot fix the country. They will form a cartel and block all reforms, protecting the systemic corruption that put them in their seats” - Nayib Bukele, El Salvadorian President

Derek Johnson/Jon Dowling #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

In a recent, compelling episode of the Jon Dowling podcast, military veteran, Christian, country music singer-songwriter, and author Derek Johnson offered a profound and intricate analysis of the current national and global landscape. Diving deep into the contentious issues of election integrity, irregular warfare strategies, and their far-reaching implications, Johnson provided listeners with a unique perspective shaped by his background and insights.

From the unfolding political controversies to the nuanced military contexts, Johnson’s discussion serves as a powerful call for patience, understanding, and a re-evaluation of how we perceive the deliberate machinations shaping our world.

One of the central pillars of Johnson’s discussion revolves around the ongoing debates concerning election integrity and election fraud claims.
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Johnson then transitioned into an equally sensitive and thought-provoking area: the phenomenon of sudden high-profile deaths and significant political shifts. He encourages a re-framing of these events, viewing them through the lens of unconventional military operations and strategic communication.
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Perhaps one of the most intriguing aspects of Johnson’s analysis is his contemplation of President Trump’s potential third term. This discussion moves beyond conventional political discourse, delving into constitutional nuances often overlooked by the mainstream.

Johnson elucidates how the context of election fraud could fundamentally reshape this scenario, presenting a perspective where extraordinary circumstances necessitate unconventional solutions within the bounds of constitutional principles.
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This grander narrative, according to Johnson, is centered on restoring integrity, decency, and unity to government and society. It’s a vision that transcends immediate political victories, aspiring to a fundamental regeneration of national character and governance.

Mr Pool #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon disclosurenews.it

They Don’t Know Yet. But They Will. Within 72 Hours, Everything Changes. This Is The Moment They Feared.

I have access to classified intelligence. I know what’s coming. The Deep State doesn’t know I know.
**WHAT’S HAPPENING:**

July 19 – OPERATION FINAL-SEAL: Military tribunals go LIVE. 47 Deep State arrests BEGIN.

July 21 – ANNOUNCEMENT: Trump reveals 2020 election PROOF. Declassified documents. Video evidence.

July 23 – FINANCIAL RESET: Petrodollar DIES. Quantum system LIVE. Federal Reserve FINISHED.

July 25 – MASS ARRESTS: Tribunals execute verdicts. Deep State REMOVED.

**THE HIDDEN SEQUENCE:**

Phase 1: Preparation ✓ COMPLETE
Phase 2: Exposure (Trump speech) ✓ TONIGHT
Phase 3: Military activation ⟳ JULY 19 (72 HOURS)
Phase 4: Mass arrests ⟳ JULY 23-25
Phase 5: System reset ⟳ AUGUST 1
Phase 6: New world ⟳ SEPTEMBER 1

**WHAT THEY’RE DOING RIGHT NOW:**

The Deep State is PANICKING. They know the tribunals are coming. They know the arrests are IMMINENT. They’re trying to ESCAPE.

But they CAN’T. The military has them SURROUNDED. The evidence is OVERWHELMING. The trials are PREDETERMINED.

The outcome is ALREADY DECIDED. The only question is WHEN.

**THE TRUTH THEY’RE HIDING:**

The 2020 election was STOLEN. Not by Trump. By the Deep State. The proof exists. The documents are DECLASSIFIED. The testimony is RECORDED.

When Trump reveals this, people will UNDERSTAND and SUPPORT THE TRIBUNALS.

This is the moment the Deep State FEARED. This is the moment their POWER ENDS.
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**THE MILITARY ACTIVATION:**

The tribunals are REAL. The military is READY. The arrests are IMMINENT.

When the first wave happens, the Deep State will PANIC and try to ESCAPE.

But it’s OVER. The outcome is PREDETERMINED. The military has TOTAL CONTROL.
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**WHAT TO EXPECT:**

– Massive market volatility
– Military movements visible
– Arrests announced publicly
– Deep State PANIC
– Media CHAOS
– People AWAKENING

This is the RESET. This is the TRANSFORMATION. This is the NEW WORLD BEGINNING.

PREPARE. DECODE. SHARE. UNDERSTAND.

yaycollie #moonbat #dunning-kruger tumblr.com

why now?

Okay just saw some Chuggaconroy video in my fyp and it was a...

Tribute video to someone who died in a shooting?

Ok...lets give it a watch....

"Why does this video exist...." keeps repeating as I listen, and skim more and more...

Okay holy fuck why are you uploading a Tribute to someone who died 10 years ago during pride month. Literally why. The only things that correlate to you are that you both liked zelda...

WOW Awesome!

So you know how theres literally people being sent to death camps and being killed and a whole bunch of horrible shit in America (I know small world fuck america, tired of hearing about America), and also how fucking shit things in the world are....yeah? Okay so why are you making a tribute video to a priveleged cis woman who died 10 years ago? She left 2 comments on your channel fucking ages ago...you literally don't care.

Did you seriously think "How can I be helpful to a community/gain attention* without being political..." and you decided to make a fundraiser for someone who died 10 years ago. You didn't say shit about how things could actually be helped. You didn't say anything about how there NEEDS to be more gun control in America. You wanted to make an inoffensive video to gain attention and feel good about yourself when theres people being fucking oppressed horribly in America (please correct me if I'm wrong but as far as I know Chuggaconroy lives in America).

It's like theres gunshots in the back of your sponser segment (/analogy). I don't understand why you felt the need to make this dumbass video about SPECIFICALLY ONE PERSON WHO DIED IN A SHOOTING 10 YEARS AGO WHEN THERES MUCH WORSE SHIT HAPPENING IN YOUR COUNTRY.

#fuckoff
#vent

Jim #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia #racist #sexist blog.reaction.la

[From “The Vatican schisms from Christianity yet again”]

The first time it was tragedy. This time around, it is farce

The first time, the Pope coveted that which is Caesar’s

This time around, men’s assholes[…]
The latest Pope has just excommunicated the Roman Catholic priesthood’s few remaining Christians

The postChristian churches are all rapidly dying, while the Christian churches are rapidly growing

If you attend a postChristian, postModern, church, there is no one left except those with one foot in the grave

Pretty soon the Pope speaking exCathedra will be yet another letterhead owned by Harvard

Which is going to force the remaining Christian priests of the Roman Catholic to adopt the protestant Catholic position, the high Anglican position, that anyone with valid Apostolic succession who is in a proper relationship with God can validly give someone else apostolic succession, analogous to early anarchic period of feudalism, when any knight[…]could give someone else that right[…]
In related news, Hollywood just cast an angry plains ape as Helen of Troy, and displayed the ape looking and acting like an ape in their trailer. Obviously that is not going to entice viewers to go see the movie[…]
The Pope has been performing insults to Christians and Christianity and attacks against Christians and Christianity in the same way Hollywood, Gillette, Budweiser, and Jaguar have been performing insults and attacks against their customers[…]
We have just had a schism in Anglicanism over priestesses, Orthodoxy over Globohomo, and now we have a schism in Roman Catholicism over the latin Mass. The latin mass dispute is actually a lavender mafia versus straight celibates schism[…]High fertility, high fidelity, non buggery, portions of the Church, are SSPX

The papacy is happy to keep the low fertility part[…]as churches, monasteries, and nunneries empty out, this allows them to sell off their real estate and snort coke off the bums of ladyboys

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy exopolitics.org

UFO disclosure appears to be moving faster than ever.

In this Midweek Review, Dr. Michael Salla examines the latest Department of War UFO file release, reports of hidden bases beneath Antarctica, and new evidence connected to the mysterious Green Mountain underground facility.

He also looks at a proposed defense amendment that could give Israel access to classified ancient technologies, NASA’s unexplained UFO images, warnings about particle accelerators affecting timelines, and why Dr. Phil may have been given early access to government UAP files.

Then there is Elon Musk’s call for “extreme urgency.” Is he simply concerned about humanity becoming interplanetary, or has he been briefed about something approaching?

The public conversation is changing. But are we being prepared for real disclosure, or only being shown carefully selected pieces of a much larger story?

Kat Stansell #wingnut #racist #conspiracy newswithviews.com

When I heard, in the wee hours this morning, that Lindsay Graham has “passed from a “brief and sudden illness”, I immediately thought that his death could have been a message from Iran.

The leadership of Iran has already threatened death to our President and other high leaders. Lindsay Graham was known as – if nothing else – a “war hawk”.

After all, Iran and the Muslims who want “death to America”, are only as far away from our leaders as is New York City, where one of their own has been put in as leader of the brainless sheep who are reside there. I pity them, and am disgusted for them, all at once.

Mexico drug lords are rumored to have also formed a death cabal with certain Iran factions, promising to take our Trump and other leaders. There are others.

Hatred – aka, jealousy – for America has always been present in the world’s population. Those who just wanted to move here and become actual citizens, to work for their own piece of the dream, are not to be included here.

I am addressing two groups The stealth warriors like Obama, Biden et. al., and the violent ones like ANTIFA.

Add to these, the many blatant yet unarmed, like George Soros and the WEF. Our own CIA has been involved in taking down our society since immediately post WW II. The latter, the blatant, are too obvious to be considered “stealth”, but are anti-American to the core.

Has one or more of these taken the life of a US Senator, who happens to believe in war as a solution?

Never in my decades of growing awareness would I ever have thought to feel the need to share this kind of thought. But I do. Now.

The coming days and months will tell us more, as always.

Rest in peace, Sir.

If it was your time, you are already where the Lord has taken you. May the sister, whom you selflessly raised as a young man after the death of your parents, find solace in your many accomplishments.

If not, we have an even more difficult row to hoe, ahead.

Emilio #sexist #dunning-kruger datasecretslox.com

I think it's worse than that. Niceness is detrimental to selection. Our culture fetishizes rude behavior from men, sanewashed under the label "confidence". Many women will go as far as, e.g., refusing to kiss any man, and disqualify all but those who go ahead and kiss her despite her refusal. Then be surprised that "all men" (who qualify) will also break other boundaries.

(I've been off the market for decades and I'm theorizing on vibes. Hopefully I'm wrong)