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Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

The male psyche is characterized by mild to severe narcissism. The only reason why it's not rightfully pathologized is because it's part of their biology - they all meet the criteria, so it's their "norm". They come pre-equipped with Dunning-Kruger and positive bias because males are largely expendable (just like their gametes). Their reproductive strategy favors retarded risks because the sole reason why they exist is being a vehicle for genetic diversity and the worst possible outcome for a male is to not reproduce - it's equivalent to death (incels in particular are very truthful about this). So to them, risking everything to make it as a glorified sperm wagon (or doing absolutely anything to spread their DNA as much as possible, whether it's immoral or not) makes sense because it beats quietly waiting to perish. This is what they evolved to do, and absolutely everything about the male mind revolves around this premise. They are not full humans, they are a highly specialized evolutionary crutch with a very narrow task to perform.

Revengeofmedusa #sexist #crackpot twitter.com

[NOTE: "Secondary bodies" refers to men]

All secondary bodies were once perfect women, at least in the first two months as a fetus, it was no different from a female fetus. And the 6th week is the turning point of its fate, the SRY gene on the Y chromosome begins to be transcribed, producing SRY protein to turn the primordial gonads that should have developed into ovaries into testes. Starting from the 8th week, when it only weighs 2 grams, the Y chromosome gene releases up to a hundredfold of testosterone through the testes, beginning a comprehensive downgrading process (masculinization) on its brain.

Irreversible Fetal Brain Masculinization Degradation

1. Pruning of neural networks in the empathy language awareness region Fundamentally limits the capacity to construct advanced conscious communication

2. Highly lateralized brain Left and right hemispheres tend toward independent operation, lacking a holistic view, adept at linear logical thinking, modular science-oriented brain

3. Approximately 2.5 times larger sex drive region Sex drive becomes its core motivator

4. Specialized amygdala and weakened prefrontal cortex Instinctual fight-or-flight reactions, high stress, difficult emotional control

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Jim #sexist #fundie #homophobia #racist #wingnut #forced-birth blog.reaction.la

[From “Ode to the Nineteenth Amendment”]

Female emancipation prevents successful reproduction because it leads to no-fault divorce, which is in practice men-are-at-fault divorce, because it encourages women to pursue options inconsistent with marriage and family, and all this is contrary to the will of God, who prohibits divorce and homosexuality, and commands women to be under the authority first of fathers, then of husbands, and because it leads to demographic catastrophe, the problem of the missing grandchildren. And though it is harmful to everyone’s reproduction, it is particularly and especially harmful to white reproduction[…]
That women are profoundly unhappy with the results of the emancipation that they wanted is illustrated by female porn, which tends to be set in worlds where the main female character magically loses the capability to make such choices[…]Female porn tends to have the main character a strong independent and sadly isolated woman in the modern world, who gets magically transported into magical world where she is no longer isolated, but is firmly under male authority, the magical world being patriarchal, or the character powerless, or the world dominated by predatory male violence[…]
Female emancipation is a shit test. When a man fails a shit test by giving a woman what she demands and passionately believes she wants, she gets twice as unhappy and twice as angry, and this is what surveys of female happiness and mental health show. Surveys consistently show that conservative women are saner and happier than liberal women, conservative Christian women are saner and happier than non Christian conservative women. Liberal women are however similarly crazy and unhappy regardless of faith, possibly because their Christianity is the postChristian faith of God the transsexual father and mother, Jesus the Jewish community organizer, and their God supports female adultery, divorce and abortion

marigoldisverynormal and bunnsnuffcat #transphobia #sexist #homophobia #psycho #moonbat tumblr.com

(submitter’s note: bunsnuffcat’s hashtags have been converted into sentences.)

marigoldisverynormal: i honestly do think transmascs should be shot in the fucking head if they start a sentence with "feminism is actually about..."

Why Do You As A Masc Have Such Strong Opinions On Feminism? Do You Think Your Opinions Matter Here?

bunsnuffcat: kill all men forever. especially men that harress bunnies for no fucking reason. all bunnies are girls. if youre a bunny boy you need to kill yourself because youre not real. and youre probably a massive piece of shit racist. honestly kinda goes without saying if youre a white transmasc. i just hate transmascs so fucking much you dont understand. every single fucking transmasc i see ever EVER is my ex literally like the same person always. the ex that abused and raped and beat me for years and kept me in the closet and wanted to force masc me bc he wanted to be gay and a faggot. fuck you fuck all men especially transmascs kill them all fur real so we can be safer.

SCOTUS, Haley Chiles #enbyphobia #homophobia #transphobia nbcnews.com

WASHINGTON — In a blow to LGBTQ rights, the Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled that Colorado's ban on conversion therapy aimed at youths struggling with their sexual orientation or gender identity violates the free speech rights of a conservative Christian therapist.

The 8-1 decision in favor of therapist Kaley Chiles on her claim brought under the Constitution's First Amendment is likely to have national implications — more than 20 states have similar laws. It could also have an impact on other forms of medical treatment that involve speech.

n deciding the case, the court embraced Chiles’ argument that the Colorado law banning conversion therapy regulates speech, not conduct, as Colorado had argued. As such, the measure is not like other health care regulations that focus on conduct, the court concluded. The case, decided on the global Transgender Day of Visibility, will now return to the lower courts.

"I hope this win for free speech will fuel a greater pursuit of truth," Chiles told reporters after the ruling. "Because of today's ruling, families will have more options and states won't be able to shut those options down," she added.

Donald Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut truthsocial.com

All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT

Rob Cunningham/KUWL #wingnut #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

From the first flight in the Iran Operation on February 28, 2026, to the pending election of Iraq’s new President on March 30, 2026, the Middle East and indeed the World, will have been freed from the endless Energy, Financial and “Religious” Warfare after just 30 days of March Madness & Team Trump’s True Brilliance.

In perhaps the most historic, strategic and complex military operation in history, “Epic Fury”, President Donald J. Trump commanded troops to free every Iranian citizen, liberate the Middle East from the tyranny of the IRGC, expose the godless central bankers behind the never-ending energy wars, show the world the true motives of the City of London, Lloyds of London, Great Britain, MI6, 5 Eyes, EU, CIA, the Deep State, United Nations and NATO – with President Trump leading this Great Global Awakening Campaign since the summer of 2015.

With the City of London’s proxy terrorists in Iran now eliminated, their malignant Middle East war profiteering scheme disbanded, the true dark hearts and demonic forces behind the World Reserve Currency System have been exposed, NGOs are being destroyed, disbanded and many thousands will ultimately face true justice for their unspeakable crimes against humanity.

Patriots. let’s help tell this FULL story, in global context, and with the unparalleled impact and historical significance our newly liberated world must hear – and all generations in the future deserve to be taught.

We are on a fast tract to decentralized sovereignty and a new era of national governance in every nation on earth.

And we’re alive to experience, celebrate, and crowd source this story of global liberation.

We are so very blessed to be awake, to stand and to serve at a time such as this.

Linda Harvey #fundie #racist #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy missionamerica.com

The new mayor of New York City is a Muslim communist who advocates sharia law. He also supports “LGBTQ” rights.

While a collaboration like this is a head scratcher, it’s been going on for several decades at least. The majority of Muslims in America vote with the Democratic Party, the party of sexual perversion and abortion until birth. Pew Research revealed that 52% of American Muslims accept homosexuality.
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It’s not hard to understand why Islamists join forces with blacks and other people of color. Many Muslims are people of color. As minorities, their common goals are much more understandable. Yet homosexuality and gender deviance? Traditionally, Islam is deeply opposed to these behaviors.

We know the motives of the “gay” lobby. Trying desperately to tie themselves to DEI and race, homosexuals and transgenders claim they too form an “ethnicity” or a “marginalized community.” In fact, as we all know, it’s not a fit. This is sinful, disordered, changeable behavior, not an inborn, neutral condition.

Tactically speaking, the “LGBTQ” ground force is very useful to the anti-Semitic, pro-sharia Islamist movement. The sexually sinful are often relentless, vicious, and willing to lie and cheat without blinking an eye. They help load another victimhood spin about Islam onto America.

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Certainly much of the anti-Israel sentiment on campuses is funded by foreign actors, Qatar and Iran among others. The goal is to radicalize the Democrat Party through the “intersectionality” of disparate groups who all hate traditional values, the rule of law in America, and will actively work toward ( or stupidly go along with) de-stabilizing American society.

The objective is the suicide of America.

Please pray that the Lord will show us how to bring as many of these reprobates as possible to know Him, and how to protect ourselves from those who turn away.

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut variety.com

Rob Schneider Says the U.S. ‘Must Restore the Military Draft’ Amid Iran War: ‘These Freedoms That We Cherish Do Not Come Without Cost’

Rob Schneider took to X on Friday to declare that the United States “must restore the military draft for our nation’s young people” amid the ongoing war with Iran.

“Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service,” Schneider, who has never served in the military, wrote. “They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost.”

Schneider claimed that by reinstating the draft, young Americans would be “put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives.” He also claimed that, “unlike in today’s universities,” the military would teach them “how truly great their country is.”

“To the young people of America, this is your country and your future,” he concluded. “We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America!”

letg0orbdragged #crackpot #sexist twitter.com

The greatest lie ever told is that the male is the same species as women

> Tbf there are some things in common

This tweet shows just how good males have gotten at mimicking women. The reason why women buy into the lie that males and women are the same species is because the parasite uses female flesh to copy itself and mimics women expertly to convince her he’s part of her species

NiteStryker #sexist #psycho gamefront.com

High School Gang Rape...I blame the girl

Ok. Girl went to homecomming dance, was waiting for her dad to pick her up*, then was gangraped and beaten.

Horrible story.

But, alot of stories overlook the *. The astrisk being, she started drinking large amounts of alcohol, clearly underage, around a bunch of guys. And I am willing to bet she wasn't dressed very conservatively either, being a high school girl coming from a dance.

So, you know what? Hold those accountable for the rape and beating, but I fault the girl on this as well, for putting herself in the compromising situation. Im not going to go all the way and say "this was solely the girls' fault", but I will say she did, in a way, bring this on herself.

If this was a girl walking to the parking lot and was attacked out of nowhere, then its all on the rapists. But when you are going to put yourself in a bad position, I hold you accountable for that just as much as the guys who committed the act. She shouldnt have been drinking. She shouldnt have been in a dimly lit area with a bunch of other guys who had been drinking. And I am going to make an assumption that she was probably dressed a bit slutty. (Could be wrong). But she is not a total victim here, in my opinion.

Flame away, I know its bound to happen.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #conspiracy #pratt #racist bloodandfaith.com

[From “The Rebellion Begins Here — Overthrowing the Deceiver”]

Satan is the great dragon that deceives the nations
Here is the Truth:

1) The earth existed before the sun, the moon, and the stars. The earth existed before light and darkness and day and night. In its original form, the whole earth was covered in water. The sun, moon, and stars move in relation to earth

2) Above the firmament waters exist. The voice of Jesus Christ causes them to tremble

3) No one went to the moon

4) The “Holocaust” and the “Six Million™” are deceptions used to make the Antichrist look like a victim of Whites and Christians. Satan is that master of guilt manipulation, and so are his children, the Jews

5) “Evolution” is a big fat lie. We were wholly and perfectly created by Jesus Christ

6) Jesus Christ is not “a Jew;” Jesus Christ existed in the form of God before anything was ever created. Jesus Christ IS the Creator. Calling Jesus “a Jew” deprecates God and elevates the anti-Christ Jews

7) Jews are not blessed because they are God’s children, Jews are rich and powerful because they worship Lucifer (Matthew 4:8-9)

8) In the Bible, heaven is only up, and hell is only down

9) There is no way to God except through Jesus Christ. Without exception

10) The Jews run the Epstein Islands of the world, along with Puff Daddy’s freak offs. Jews are literally Satan’s hands, feet, and mouth on earth

The Rebellion begins here

Promqueenlette #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #transphobia #interphobia threads.com

NO Those Baby eating sacrifing ritualistic demons who have ran this country Before Trump came along made Transgender Mentall Illnesss Acceptable. To take over the kids. after they already broke up the family unit ..imposing divorce and de masculating the men. weakening the GOD FAMILY UNIT MAN AND WOMAN. TO enable / condition people to accept UNGODLY ways. .

its all satans doing really. look at the baphomet Figure satanics worship itd a fukin TRANS! !!! HA

Karole #transphobia #homophobia #fundie pittparents.com

The in-God's-face-with-the-middle-finger started in earnest with three things: 1) the perversion of God's seven-color rainbow with the six-color LGBTQ rainbow 2) called Pride which God hates; 3) that celebrates behaviors that are in complete rejection of God's purpose in creating man and woman in the beginning and us individually now. Especially interesting to me is that Satan is, as always, mimicking what God does - he gives those captured by and sacrificed to his trans cult a new name. Their new name is Satan's name for them that identifies them as his. I can't verify this in Scripture, but I think calling them by their new name affirms and somehow strengthens Satan's power over them. My guess is that pagan/witchcraft/Satanism practice do that, but I don't know for sure. What I do know is that I no longer pray for deliverance of the trapped people I know by their new names.

John .F. Trent #homophobia fandompulse.com

Former Doctor Who showrunner Russell T Davies shared new details about his upcoming homosexual drama for Channel 4 called Tip Toe. During an appearance at Series Mania, Davies claimed the goal of the show is to prove that “simply being gay in 2026 is political.”

“I felt the queer discourse was becoming so hostile and dangerous in a way I never thought would happen again, so I came to [producer] Nicola [Schindler] and said, ‘Hello, let’s do this.’” He also shared, “People will hate it. My word this show is going to get called woke on a colossal scale, but I’m happy to be called woke.”

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Based on Davies’ comments one can only imagine how degenerate the show will be and that will try to preach a false and even inverse immorality where it will try and depict sodomy as something good rather than the grave and mortal sin that it is.

Kelley Edward #pratt deviantart.com

He's been a massive piece of shit with an inflated ego who is suffering from extreme TDS. Like you said, him working on the new Lord of the Rings books is a terrible idea. The left complains about white supremacy, but gives a white supremacist like him the green light to write the newer Lord of the Rings books just because his political ideology aligns with the rest of the elitist left-wingers in Hollywood who have no connection to the rest of regular America.

If they followed their word, they'd have a black man or woman writing the newer Lord of Rings books instead his pasty white disgusting ass. I'd rather have random person from Nigeria or any other part of Sub-Saharan Africa than stupid Stephen Colbert. They would write a better adaptation of Lord of the Rings than he ever could because unlike Colbert, they actually did have to deal with huge real-life struggles unlike him.

I thought it was over for Colbert after his show was cancelled, but NOPE! He just had to slither into something much beloved by generations of people just to fuck it up even more. The Rings of Power was already a mess due to being written by extremely far-left SJWs, now Colbert is adding even more kerosene to the already gigantic fire pile.

To the extreme leftists, Stephen Colbert, and Hollywood elites... LEAVE TOLKIEN'S WORK ALONE!!!

Dan Bidondi #fundie #racist #conspiracy fight.fudgie.org

Dan Bidondi identifies the six-pointed star as a core Satanic symbol used in Kabbalah and Freemasonry, labeling modern Israel as "the sin of God" while distinguishing it from spiritual "God's Israel." He condemns AI tools like ChatGPT as part of an MK Ultra mind-control scheme replacing "Yeshua" with "Jesus," urging listeners to reject secular distractions, feminism, and abortion in favor of traditional gender roles. Bidondi promotes his Indiana Passover event as a defense against demonic influence, emphasizing family unity and prayer over political affiliations or pagan holidays like Easter.

Carl Luke Humphreys/The Messiah 2030 Project #fundie #crackpot amazon.com

Could the Messiah Return in 2030?

Messiah 2030 offers an in-depth analysis of over 52 biblical prophecies, revealing a fascinating 7,000-year prophetic timeline. This vision is based on two major events: the Messiah's first coming in 30 AD and his expected prophetic return in 2030 AD, marking the beginning of his millennial reign.

A Solid Scriptural Foundation
Our conclusions are based on a rigorous study of Scripture. Each prophecy is examined in its context, avoiding any subjectivity or arbitrary interpretation. The converging patterns we explore reinforce the credibility of this biblical timeline.

Invitation to Critical Examination
Unlike other attempts at prediction, such as those of Harold Camping, we make no claim to infallibility. We encourage our readers to exercise discernment, to examine our conclusions, and compare them to the Word, as the Bereans did (Acts 17:11). Our approach is intended as a study tool, not a dogmatic proclamation.
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Discover how the Scriptures, across centuries and diverse contexts, paint a prophetic picture of astonishing accuracy. Explore with us the clues left in the Word concerning God's plans for humanity.

Time is running out. What if 2030 were a major prophetic date?

In the first volume, Messiah 2030 – The Messianic Prophetic Timeline, we review more than fifty biblical prophecies that highlight a 7,000-year prophetic timeline. These prophecies reveal how the Messiah came to fulfill his mission, as foretold, in the year 4000 of the biblical calendar (30 CE), and they indicate the possibility of a return at the dawn of the year 6000 (2030 CE).
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In the third volume, Messiah 2030 – The Biblical End-Times Scenario, we examine the Scriptures to determine whether the most common end-times scenarios within Christianity meet biblical criteria, and then we will attempt to highlight the most accurate and likely scenario. As we will see, this scenario differs from the one commonly taught within Christianity.

Michael Dalene #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy msn.com

If MSN permits the facts to be stated:
Apply the very same 'logic' the previous (liberal) SCOTUS/courts have used in determining that "modern firearms" are NOT protected by the SECOND AMENDMENT because the Founding Fathers (people of the 18th century) could have NEVER imagined "modern" firearms "and what they can do" to the liberal interpretations of the 14th...

It is ABSURD to think that 19th century Americans, those that wrote and ratified the 14th, could have EVER imagined that one day it would be used to "legalize" same sex marriages; among 'Other Things!'

As evidence validating my point, go 100 years from the time the 14th was ratified into America's future- circa, 1968. Even then, same-sex couples were NOT exactly observed during common, everyday activities, and were shunned by the general public.

Furthermore, if "legal precedence" and "the rule of law" that people like Nancy (Pelosi) and Chuck (Schumer) are so fond of ranting about are applied to marriage, ...

It is a well-established principle of "legal precedence" and "the rule of law" dating back Hundreds, even Thousands, of years, that "marriage" is a Union between a MAN and a WOMAN; therefore, there is NOTHING in "legal precedence" or "the rule of law" giving any Creditability to any decision made by a (libera) SCOTUS supporting their IMAGINARY decision in "Obergefell v. Hodges."

There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the US Constitution giving any legal credibility to Greater than 90% of the actions taken by the US government in the past 175 years, and even less creditability for the actions taken by (liberal) DEMOFASCISTS and The SWAMP Regime during their rule, especially during the past 56 years.

Applying "legal precedence" and "the rule of law" to our modern governing Regime's, they are GUILTY of TREASON and so too are Those (voters and taxpayers) that support them!

Anon #fundie #racist boards.4chan.org

I thought you guys would be interested to know that the latest episode of the popular show "Invincible" (which is written entirely by Jews, headed by Seth Rogen the turbo jew) S4E4 is entirely about glorifying Satan and says Satan is the good guy and saved humanity and the main hero "Invincible" gets summoned to hell to help Satan retain control of hell against a usurper, and it plays like "epic metal music" whenever Satan does something, then Satan explains that God isn't real and Heaven doesn't exist, but Satan/Hell does, lol

Anon #crackpot #sexist lolcow.farm

Most males just ferment into compost instead of cook into a meal.
Create an aggregate example of a male and female human, remove all affectations, shave them bald, and the male will more closely resemble a child than the woman. An out of shape male especially will almost always look more childlike than an out of shape female.

The point of saying this is to demonstrate that male theory often does not align with reality, and the same males who claim that women in general resemble children will simultaneously believe that every individual child more resembles their male parent (even more perplexing that this supposedly applies especially to female children). It’s a paradoxical belief that can be easily explained as the dissonance produced when male subjectivity is incorrectly interpreted as universal objectivity. If evopsych says that children look like males to increase paternal investment and prevent infanticide, evopsych cannot also say women look like children because children make men so aroused they selected for females who look more like children. I could more easily believe the first since there are known mechanisms in place which could produce the effect, but the latter is just an exercise in magical thinking only possible with a piss-poor understanding of how sexual selection functions. More men than not believe their primitive male ancestors had the restraint to keep their dicks in their loincloths because ‘2/10 elbows too pointy’ in order to genetically engineer women of the future to better resemble sexy prepubescents (already an oxymoronic premise), which should further convince you to be skeptical of every claim they make. Everything males say is bullshit, as misogyny takes precedence over the truth. He will argue a logical paradox without taking a single breath in between sentences so long as both statements best follow the misogyny-first-principle. Men get a paranoid thought or dick twitch and call their exhaustive list of rationalizations to justify them science and intellect.

Anon #homophobia lolcow.farm


As for gay men, they only become actively aggressive towards women when they feel threatened that women will somehow cut off their cum supply. They are envious that women can get the dick they want, and sometimes believe that if they can belittle or bully them, then somehow, some way, a straight man out there will finally be convinced to fuck him instead. It’s mostly petty, and not nearly as damaging as the harm men can and will do if they know for sure abusing you will immediately get them what they want. Straight men have a monopoly on misogynistic abuse because abusing women directly gets them access to what they want, pussy. Abusing women does not directly get gay men access to straight men’s cocks, so they do it less, and less intensely. If the only way for gay moids to get cock was killing women they would definitely do it, but the world just doesn’t work that way. Gay men are not more moral than straight men, they are just not often put in situations where the investment of abuse is worth the reward. If a gay moid wants to fuck a male child, the only way for him to do so is to abuse said child. The rates of child molestation for homosexual moids match pace if not outpace heterosexual moids.

Gay moids are men who think and act just like men. They aren’t a much of a threat as straight men only because they lack the tools and incentives, but in situations where they can abuse to get what they want, they do it just like straight men do. If all moids were gay, our societies would reflect this behavior. Women would be shamed and belittled but not pursued, more poor scrotes would be sex trafficked, the SA rate of little would exceed that of girls. Is it’s better society? Honestly, yes, if only because less children will be born into it since gay moids don’t want to impregnate women as much as the straight ones do. The dysfunction doesn’t stop, it just gets transferred. I don’t feel honored in being a martyr for male dysfunction so I am neutral. You could walk around at night in public without the fear of getting raped when all men are faggots, at least there’s that.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #psycho crisisgroup.org

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, during a televised press briefing at the Pentagon on the Iran war on March 13, vowed this about America’s response to Iran’s ruling regime: “We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies”

These words in themselves could be a violation of both U.S. and international law

Hegseth’s declaration of “no quarter” implicates a foundational prohibition under the law of war[…]
Dating back to at least the Civil War, the denial of quarter has been forbidden. As articulated in the 1863 Lieber Code[…]
The law of war prohibits military leaders from the speech act of announcing “no quarter” alone[…]
Denial of quarter is also a war crime under U.S. law. The War Crimes Act criminalizes violations of the following rule: “it is especially forbidden… [t]o declare that no quarter will be given”[…]
Once a television personality, Hegseth may have intended his bellicose rhetoric as a made-for-TV flourish. But his job description is different now. Despite his civilian attire, the Secretary of Defense is a military leader in the chain of command. Whether he appreciates it or not, his words alone have legal significance

Marshall Masters #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy yowusa.com

On March 17, 2026, a bolide roughly six feet wide and weighing about seven tons streaked across the sky over the northeastern United States. It was visible from at least 10 states and widely reported in the media.

Concurrently, the reporting on the 2026 Iran War, often described in the media as the “war with Iran” or the “US–Israel war with Iran,” continues. Hence, one may ask, do these two headline stories have something in common? The answer is yes.

Planet X, or more formally, the Nemesis Mini-constellation, is plunging southward towards the ecliptic and the Southern Skies of our system, and this undeniable fact is driving world politics as it has for decades.
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Nemesis is a brown dwarf star in orbit around our Sun. The three major planets in orbit around Nemesis are Helion, a bright gas giant, and two rocky planets, Arboda and Nibiru, the homeworld of the Anunnaki. The proper term is the “Nemesis Mini-constellation.”
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This lengthy article connected a few of the dots to provide a complete view of the plan to save humanity from the threats posed by the upcoming Nemesis Mini-constellation flyby. Think of it as a high-level overview of the three tiers and how the Alliance, also known as the White Hats, is fighting for humanity.

However, saving humanity from the hardships of the coming pole shift will require more than a way to shoot down space rocks. It will require that people have the health, wealth, and knowledge to organize and prepare for the pole shift, and that requires a government that is for the people, not the alien overlords and their minions.

Free and fair elections, returning the dollar to a gold-backed currency, and the elimination of the Federal Reserve and the IRS will go a long way toward making it possible for the good people of America and elsewhere in the world to fight for their lives, so as many as possible can survive what is coming. Now, dear reader, it’s up to you to fill in the gaps.

Rev. Joel Webbon #sexist #conspiracy #racist #elitist #transphobia #wingnut peoplefor.org

It is well established that Joel Webbon is a deeply misogynistic, antisemitic, white nationalist far-right pastor, so it was no surprise to see him put all of these qualities on display during a recent episode of his "Right Response" program, where he alleged that gender equality is a Jewish plot to eliminate white people and destroy the world.

The crux of Webbon's argument is that nefarious forces are at work providing women with various means and reasons to forgo motherhood in favor of having a career, and that these forces are intentionally doing so in order to "eradicate white people"

"The end game in pushing egalitarianism pertaining to the sexes almost exclusively in the West and nowhere else is because they want Western people, particularly those of European descent—AKA white people—to stop procreating," Webbon declared. "True equality for women with men can only be attained if women have all the same opportunities that men have and they never ever will so long as they bear children[…]"

"So how do you achieve then equality between men and women?" he continued. "There is only one way to do it: you have to cut off motherhood; you have to cut off procreation. So then what is the outcome? What is the real end game, the real driving incentive and motive of those who have pushed for an egalitarian system as it pertains to men and women, but done so almost exclusively in the West among those of European descent? I'll cut to the chase[…]It's very simple: They want to eradicate white people"

"This is the destruction of the world," Webbon added. "Egalitarianism is not baked into the scripture. It is baked into the fabric of communism. It's baked into the fabric of Marxism. And it is baked into the fabric of Judaism, which I believe is the root of communism. It is the root of transgenderism. It is the root of Marxism. It is the root of all bitter, baseless envy that just seeks to destroy the world"

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

THE CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG.. TRUMP/U.S. MIL since last year were sending troops into the Middle East. TRUMP NEVER WANTS TO TELL YOU HIS PLANS.. Now it’s over 77,000 Troops. Special Forces from SEAL TEAM SIX, 75TH RANGER REGIMENT, 160 AVIATION REGIMENT DELTA FORCE & 82ND AIRBORNE. All arriving inside Iran right now. THESE ARE THE POWERFUL K**L TEAMS..

TRUMP/WORLD OPS IS TO COLLAPSE THE CCP.. the STOLEN ELECTIONS THAT’S ABOUT TO COME OUT IN THE U.S. IS GOING TO BE CONNECTED TO THE CCP CHINA.. There’s a huge massive web of Blackmail Op that connects the whole world to CHINA & STOLEN ELECTIONS. CHINA IN IRAN FOR DECADES & DECADES HOLDING THE WORLD HOSTAGE.. THE PLAN TO SAVE THE WORLD IS HUGE, MASSIVE. TRUMP IS DELIBERATELY GOING AFTER THE CCP TO BRING DOWN THOSE OPS..

It takes time to pull off these operations because the U.S. Military can’t make a mistake with this. Trump/the Gov Ops behind him can’t make a mistake with this.. EVERYTHING IS ABSOLUTELY BEING RECORDED. AS THE EXPOSURE OF THE 2020 ELECTIONS COMES UP THEN TRUMP’S GOING TO SIGN EO’S THAT WILL OVERPOWER NORMAL BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT, THE JUDICIARY SYSTEM & IT’S GOING TO GO MILITARY..

IT’S MUCH BIGGER WHAT’S UNDERNEATH: TUNNELS, UNDERGROUND SYSTEMS, WHAT’S UNDERNEATH IRAN, TRUMP IS DESTROYING ONE OF THESE LAST TUNNELS THAT GOES FROM CHINA INTO ISRAEL & THEN THE UNDERGROUND BASES. It’s much bigger than you can imagine. “Conspiracy theorists” have been right & now we’re going into DISCLOSURE OF THE REAL TRUTH OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD.

Kamuroshiryu #dunning-kruger #pratt #wingnut deviantart.com

I watched a bit of Lord of the Rings before in my teenage years and I remember some great scenes, especially the battles and the snippets with Gandalf and Smeagol. That, and the very amazing fact that a lot of sceneries take place in New Zealand.

Now, I learnt that this establishment puppet Stephen Colbert is working to create the new books and films for Lord of the Rings. Why I feel this is such a big problem is not just the fact that he'll ruin everything by his poor effort of writing, but also the fact that he was behind the abomination of a political satire series that is Our Cartoon President which portrayed Donald Trump in the ugliest and most sickening way ever and Stephen did this extremely agitating dancing syringe segment during the era of the COVID19 lockdown to the thinly-veiled parodies of The Proclaimers' 'A Thousand Miles' and The Champs' 'Tequila' with the cringiest lyrics that directly panders to big pharma like Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson whose majority of vaccines are untested which had cost a lot of vulnerable people's lives, especially those of the elderly.

I'm not American and I don't watch any of his works, including his own show, but the aforementioned points are enough for me to point out why I'm wary of and mislike him. If he is to write Lord of the Rings unlike how he doesn't write even his own jokes, then the series is beyond Americanised; expect implied ideological propagandism from a radicalised left-wing lens, never-ending anti-Trump sentiment with an evil overlord that carries blatant disgusting caricatures of -- ahem -- The God-Emperor, unnecessary race-lifting of multiple characters which could make the shires look more like the University of Kent and lore writing that can be a complete mess in the same vein as Hellaverse. But if I can give him a British comparison, then he's just on leagues of exasperation as Alan Carr.

David Icke #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #mammon amazon.com

David Icke’s 1998 book The Biggest Secret was dubbed the Rosetta Stone of conspiracy research for connecting the dots that allowed a much bigger picture to be seen. The Rosetta Stone, discovered in 1799, revealed the language codes that allowed Egyptian hieroglyphics to be understood.

Now, The Road Map presents a massive extension and expansion with the benefit of a further three decades of full-time research. The depth and breadth of this book is astonishing as it reveals both the interdimensional panorama of the conspiracy for human control, and how we can break those chains to walk the road to freedom.

Ever more people are looking at the Maze of Madness called ‘human life’ and asking the BIG questions: What is it all about? Who are we? Where are we? Why is the world as it is?
BIG questions lead to BIG answers and David Icke has been asking them for much of his life and especially since his gigantic awakening after 1990. The Road Map is the latest instalment in his incredible journey to first expose the Maze and then the way out.

Only a relative handful could see the conspiracy for human enslavement when Icke began as a figure of public ridicule, but now the mist is clearing for phenomenal numbers of people who see that the world is nothing like they have been led all their lives to believe that it is.
But how does it all fit together? Why? To what end? The Road Map provides the answers and, for this reason, has to be among the most important and reality-transforming books ever written.

<Kindle $9.99 Paperback $27.63>

Ethan White #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #mammon gazetteller.com

The Rothschild Central Banking Hidden Money Matrix operates as the core mechanism through which big banks and big government execute the greatest wealth transfer in human history against American citizens. The Federal Reserve stands as a private banking cartel, not a government agency, despite its deceptive name.

Globalist elites including the Rothschilds and Rockefellers engineered its creation in 1913 to seize control of America’s money supply, inflate away the savings of working people, and lock the nation into endless debt servitude. This system siphons purchasing power from every paycheck, every savings account, and every retirement fund straight into the vaults of international bankers who answer to no electorate.

The Federal Reserve Act passed on December 23, 1913, exactly the same year as the 16th Amendment ratified the federal income tax. This timing locked the American people into a dual trap: forced taxation to service debt created out of nothing, combined with a central bank empowered to manufacture currency at will.
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The Quantum Financial System delivers the fatal strike against this hidden money matrix. QFS replaces the debt-based fiat scam with asset-backed quantum-secured transactions that operate on unbreakable encryption and real-time ledger transparency.

No more creation of currency from thin air. No more fractional reserve multiplication that enslaves generations. QFS enforces one-to-one value tied to tangible assets, eliminates usury through instantaneous settlement, and cuts out the parasitic intermediaries who profit from every American’s labor.

Quantum computing processes transactions at speeds and security levels that render the old Rothschild system obsolete overnight. Artificial intelligence within QFS detects and neutralizes fraud before it occurs. Satellite-backed infrastructure ensures sovereignty from any globalist override.
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Trump leads that charge with QFS as the weapon. The matrix will fall. Sovereignty returns to America.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger sinfest.xyz

[From “February 19, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 69”]

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Panel 1: in Dantzig, a Wehrmacht private is aiming at a droog guilty of atrocities against ethnic Germans to shot him (see cartoon of the previous day) hears his captain orders “Lower your weapon, private”
Panel 2: the captain continues with “That's not our way”, to which the soldier replies “But captain, he's a serial rapist-murderer”
Panel 3: the CO justifies himself with “For which he'll stand trial”, “You don't fight evil with evil” and “But with good”
Panel 4: the droog exclaims “Ah, Christian morality”, “I love it!” and “Praise Jesus!”

Earming #sexist #racist incels.is

Femoids have come to adopt negroid culture (such as rap, clothing, drugs etc. and of course being blacked) in a similar way to how they adopted lookism: an aesthetic value blown out of proportion to the point it is self sustaining. For that is what African-American culture is, an arbitrary value desired by women (despite from the benefit of Britsh Broadcasting Company) due to the status it brings, thus it is self sustaining; if you do not follow it you will be ostracised from support groups and potential partners. Men, for the most part as we are much more complex, and as might be expected, only engage in it to impress and court women or gain status and impress friends. A culture with no deeper tenets than bling and violence (which women also are attracted to).
Another reason is how debaucherous it is.

This has all been subsidised of course by the American Jews and their puppet governments.

Anona #racist #conspiracy boards.4chan.org

Why can't you admit the Holocaust happened, /pol/?
There's literally mountains of evidence

> Jews lording "muh holocaust" over people while committing some of the most evil crimes imaginable in modern times is precisely why people don't like jews.

"something happened 100 years ago so we get to be shitty people forever, now die for us and give us money while we rape your kids and destroy your culture"

> every accusation is a confession with these parasites
everything they accused Germans of doing, bolsheviks had done and were still doing
it is beyond perverted how faggot goyim gave these neanderthals full control of the west and left us to fix it 80 years later
Germany Italy and all collaborators were the only good people in the West, the rest were npc retards at best or straight up race traitors at worst, that not only betrayed their fellow Whites but set us all up for 8 decades of struggle and decline, I sincerely hope these subhumans are burning in hell where kikes will join them soon

> Please present the evidence.

Jew in the OP is looking at some names. Okay? Is that it? What proof is there that the bearers of those names died? Shit, what proof is there that they ever even existed in the first damn place?

And what about the Auschwitz monument that went from 4 million down to 1.5 million? Correct me if I'm wrong, but by my math, that should decrease the vaunted 6 million to 3.5 million, shouldn't it? Yet I NEVER see that number referenced, ever. If they can fuck up the death count of the most notorious murder camp by THAT MUCH, what does that say about the other camps' totals? And what about all the goofy fucking hoax claims about lampshades made of Jew skin and automatic jerks-you-off-to-death machines?

But probably the worst thing to me is why anybody cares so much about the Holocaust when there were no less than 5 other major genocidal campaigns in the 20th century, at least 3 of which killed far more people. Yeah, fine, a shitload of innocent Jews died. How tragic. Why should we care? We don't care about the millions of dead Soviets or Chinese. We don't care about all the people Pol Pot killed, or the poor niggers of the Rwandan genocide. But the kikes are supposed to be special and deserving of infinite sympathy and restitutions, even from the people who already died by the thousands saving them? Fuck off.

letg0orbdragged #sexist #crackpot twitter.com

‘Men are taught to see women as objects’ how do you teach someone to not recognize life? It is so obvious this is a deficiency of the Y chromosome and also explains their phenomenon of fetishization. They are incapable of grasping a woman in her entirety because women are XX

How could the male see woman as human when they aren’t? The male view of woman is what the male CAN see of woman. How could a creature with only 1 X chromosome grasp a creature with 2? They CAN’T. It’s not taught. It’s innate

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How can you teach someone to see LESS of a form of life? Lmao. Have you seen the y? The obvious explanation is that a less evolved creature cannot grasp a more evolved creature. They also can’t love or feel empathy to list only a couple of their vast, vast deficiencies

Royce White #conspiracy #wingnut #homophobia #racist fight.fudgie.org

Royce White argues that 2020 protests targeted the Federal Reserve to expose economic corruption rather than policing, claiming Colin Kaepernick correctly identified globalist agendas within professional sports. He asserts the conservative movement suffers from contradictions by supporting LGBTQ+ figures while failing to challenge law enforcement or AIPAC's influence, accusing the left of using identity politics to distract from class warfare. White contends that President Trump supporters are more trustworthy than subversives enforcing a technocratic dystopia, suggesting Derek Chauvin's conviction was tainted by public comments despite medical factors like COVID-19 likely contributing to George Floyd's death. Ultimately, he calls for a return to 1776 principles to resist digital currency serfdom and the deep state, warning that negative media narratives prevent necessary public revolt against systemic tyranny.

splatster01 #transphobia #enbyphobia reddit.com

Hate that we have the same label as trenders

I just saw a trender irl at the store. I will use she/her pronouns, since there where no signs of even trying to look like a man or masculine. Only thing was the somewhat short hair.

She just looked like a chubby butch lesbian. I know overweight people tend to have a larger chest but she wasn't even trying to hide it. And ofcourse, how else would it be, she had giant trans and pansexual pins on her backpack.

I just hate that those people call themself trans and therefore have the same label as we do. What I hate even more is that other people will look at those trenders and think all trans people are like this. It's pathetic.