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Donald J. Trump #psycho #wingnut truthsocial.com

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

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Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

I am not a parent of a trans-identified child/adult. However, I am a mother of three small children. Please accept an offering of a poem. I don’t have first-hand familiarity with today’s ”trans world” or what many of you have gone through.

This poem is about innocence. I am sure that this-joy giving force is still there in you and your children/adults….. even if it is being covered, buried or even tortured by all sorts of nonsense and horrendous things. I hope you can still feel it. The killers of joy can never succeed.

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To a thief everyone is a thief
The thief would not believe anyone
Is innocent
Not even a child

In compulsive jealousy
He will deny and destroy
Stamp out, silence
That power within

He desecrated and sold
How can others contain
that source of joy he destroys
In himself

But children are abundant
Open
Brimming full
Of a power
foundational to the whole universe

Without which
All values that would be called good
Collapse
like a house of cards

Into an abyss
Destroying
The very foundation
On which they stand

Clif High #crackpot #sexist #racist #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy substack.com


Feminism is a crock of shit.

It was deliberately designed to destroy the human family structure.
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Feminism was created because the purchasing power of the Federal Reserve Note, aka the US ‘dollar’, was dropping so rapidly in the 1950s. The Powers That Be decided since the dollar was so weak that an ordinary man’s paycheck could no longer support a family, it was necessary to force women into the industrial side of humanity.

To do that, they had to change the basic concepts within women’s minds.

Feminism was thus created. It came from Talmudic thinking, and was led by deeply zionistic women. Go look up the early history of Feminism...all Talmudic jew women. They were running their own agenda seeking zionist control over humanity.

Feminism has proven itself to be a disaster. This is due to biology. No amount of Talmudic muddy thinking and plots will overcome basic human biology.
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To survive a ‘working life’ a body relies on testosterone. To endure the grinding pressures of the industrial side of humanity both physically and mentally takes much more than ideology.
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In the 1950s the degradation of the purchasing power of the dollar caused global reorganization. There were economic depressions NOT much discussed in USA and flowing around the world beginning in 1953 (note just following the UFO fly-overs of the White House and Washington DC). Also in the mid 1950s we get the first wedges of ‘feminist thinking’ emerging.
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Trump is changing that. Yes. Trump will save all the liberal purple haired crazy septum-pierced women! And their victims, including the beta males.

He’s doing it by way of a return to sound money. It’s necessary as the BRICs nations are moving into sound money, and a debt based currency (aka “the dollar”) cannot compete with sound money.

Mostly readers, both male and female, will say WTF?

Go ahead. Wonder. Laugh even. But you will see, Trump’s move to Sound Money will rescue us all.

Welcome to SciFi World. Welcome to the Golden Age.

Fritz Berggren #dunning-kruger #pratt #fundie #conspiracy bloodandfaith.com

[From “The Doldrums and a Non-Rotating Earth”]

The earth neither spins, nor rotates:

NASA says that the earth has a circumference of 24,000 miles, and that earth rotates once every 24 hours — thus surface speed at the equator is 1000 mph, faster that the speed of sound

They say that the earth rotates within a bath of gas — Nitrogen, Oxygen and a little CO2. But if there were true, winds at the equator would approach 1000 mph. Winds at Seattle would be close to the speed of sound

Nothing could exist on earth with constant winds over 500 miles per hour. Yet many of us have been near the equator, on the ocean, and it can be flat calm. Mariners experience the “doldrums,” no wind at all for weeks on end

The “earth” does not reach up and grab the atmosphere as if it were attached. Footballs don’t grab the atmosphere and force it to spin, either. Nor do spinning bullets or fast balls — not at the same spin rate of the object

Anyone who has observed a glassy calm body of water has seen proof that the earth is not rotating within a sea of gases

Furthermore, ff the earth rotates in a constant direction at 1000 miles per hours at the equator, in only one direction, then why do winds near the equator tend to blow westerly, and winds farther north blow easterly? Recall your middle-school lessons on the Atlantic Trade Routes — from England south, from south to west, from west up the North American coast, from New England east back to old England

None of this is logical — ergo, NASA is lying about the nature of our world

Truth — the earth does not rotate. We live under a dome. The sun, moon and stars are lights that move in relation to a fixed earth

How do I know this is true?

“And the great dragon was thrown down, that ancient serpent, who is called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world—” Revelation 12:9

The earth existed BEFORE the sun, the moon and the stars — Genesis 1:1-14

Medeea Greere #quack #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy amg-news.com

For decades, the medical establishment spoon-fed the public the same convenient fairy tale: Cancer is random. Cancer is bad luck. Cancer is written in your DNA.
But according to RFK’s Chemtrails Task Force, this was not just a mistake — it was a deliberate deception.

The leak asserts that the majority of cancers diagnosed after the early 1990s are not traditional cancers at all, but an entirely new illness — a slow, progressive, aggressive condition triggered by engineered particles deliberately introduced into our atmosphere.

This isn’t bad genetics. This isn’t lifestyle. This is an attack vector, and it’s coming from above.

According to the Task Force, the modern cancer industry has been running a massive diagnostic laundering operation:

The symptoms of this post-1990 illness closely mimic certain cancer profiles, making it easy to label as “Stage X” and feed into oncology pipelines.

Once labeled, patients are put on standard cancer treatment — expensive, toxic, and designed for a disease they don’t actually have.
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The biggest detonation in this leak is the detection of a completely unknown airborne substance — found for the first time in U.S. air tests.

Initial forensic analysis suggests:

It is a biologically active compound not occurring in nature.

It is engineered for pulmonary absorption — designed to enter through your lungs and accumulate slowly in organs over years.

The particle size and composition allow it to bypass the body’s natural immune defenses.
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If this leak holds, millions of Americans have not simply been misled — they’ve been systematically poisoned and then bled dry financially through fraudulent treatments.

While we’ve been told to fight “cancer” on the ground, the real weapon has been falling from the sky.
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RFK is now not just calling for reform — he’s calling for exposure, prosecution, and dismantling of the networks responsible.

The sky above is no longer just weather. It’s a battlefield. And we’re all in the kill zone.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut facebook.com

This is what Democrats are desperate to stop- voting by illegal aliens & voting by mail- because they are tied together. This is how Democrat are stealing elections all over America. They are living on stolen land!
ZEROHEDGE COM Democrats Ask Judge To Block Parts Of Trump's Election Order The lawsuit targets an executive order signed by the president on March 31 requiring citizenship checks for mail-in ballots.

C.T. #racist westsdarkesthour.com

[From “Pedestal”]

I’ve been noticing on X that a couple of clueless white advocates admire Alexander “the Great”

Do you see why what I said recently in “Flaming” is vital?

Taking not only Alexander, but Caesar, off the pedestal is fundamental because whoever controls the past controls the future. William Pierce put Alexander and Caesar in their place in his story of the white race, where he showed that in both reigns whites began miscegenating with mudbloods (neither Alexander nor Caesar understood anything about racial preservation)

A son well-treated by Pierce would have aimed to publish and promote his father’s book and would have cured future racialists of this enormous historical blind spot

But Pierce mistreated his son, and his legacy had no good custodians when he died in 2002. For example, as far as I know, Who We Are still hasn’t been properly published

Thymus via Daniel Scranton #magick #ufo #elitist #crackpot #conspiracy eraoflight.com


You are taking yourselves beyond where you have been before, there as a human collective on Earth. You are surpassing the level of consciousness of Atlantis, of Lemuria, and of the Egyptians. You are moving beyond where the Druids and the Mayans were able to go, and you are doing so because you have been created from a more expanded version of Source. Even though everything is happening right now and the past is as active in your reality now as the present is, because it is happening right now, you are the more expanded version of Source Energy. You represent that.

This path is meant to be experienced in a linear way, and therefore, you are capable of going beyond where humanity has ever gone before. It is part of your birthright to do so. It is what you were born to do. You were born to take humanity to a higher level of consciousness, and you were created from that more expanded consciousness of Source because you are ready to do this and because the universe is ready to ascend now.

Therefore, it was necessary to bring in more advanced humans to aid and assist in the up-leveling of consciousness and the completion of the shift. This is the time, and you are the ones. You are ready to show yourselves to the galactic community as the masters that you truly are, and that is why you are making the technological advancements that you are making. They are reflections of how far you’ve come in your consciousness evolution.
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You have a willingness to forgive and a willingness to see beyond what the ego of another is showing you, and that is helping to create for humanity an opportunity in your lifetime to see the shift come to its full completion. You are also ushering in a time when every human being on earth will have the opportunity to connect with an extra-terrestrial, and that alone should show you that humanity is doing better than you’ve ever done before. Pat yourselves on the back for a job well done, and enjoy the rest of the ride because you have earned it.

Open Minded #wingnut #pratt msn.com

A lot of us voted for Trump because the alternative (Harris) was far worse. We didn't vote for him expecting him to be a great president, but the way the Dems chose their candidate and the candidate they chose left us with very little choice but to vote for the better of 2 bad candidates. I still believe things would be worse if Harris was elected.

ZINK #elitist #dunning-kruger #conspiracy youtube.com

(Context: Long time Legend of Zelda fan is upset that newer fans are joining because of BOTW and TOTK, and has a rant that sounds dangerously close to sounding like Great Replacement Theory.)

“Gatekeeping is essential to maintaining a healthy culture.”

“Almost overnight, the Zelda fandom became a majority of noobs.”

“The most quintessential things that it is that you love about Zelda. Would you be willing to be displaced by an immeasurable number of brand new fans that outweigh you?”

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy sinfest.xyz

[From “March 10, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 88”]

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Panel 1: during the Battle of France, a German soldiers tells to a French POW that “You country's been jewed”
Panel 2: a reverse Dutch(?) flag flies in the sky while the German soldir continues with “That's why you declared war on us” and “Because we unjewed ourself”
Panel 3: the French soldier replies with “Connerie”, “There aren't even that many Jews in France” and “None in the military”
Panel 4: the German soldier concludes with “Exactly”, “They're giving orders” and “Not following them”

lonelytrailer #fundie #homophobia #dunning-kruger reddit.com

I am so sick of people hating on Christians like their lives depend on it

I don't even know where to start. Let's just say this. Nobody really disrespects any other religion besides Christianity. For example, look at the opening of the Paris Olympics. What was the point of that? Why do people always feel the need to disrespect Christians all the time? Then those same people, like people in the lgbtq community, will turn around and say that Christians are the ones that discriminate against them. However, it's the other way around. People are actually OBSESSED with Christians and our lifestyle and it is becoming exhausting. I get called homophobic or transphobic by simply stating that I don't support the lgbtq community. I don't hate it, I just don't support it. However, I've heard a girl say that she was afraid of straight people and Christians, but nobody gives a shit about that, do they? A girl once called my sister depressing because she identified as she/her and was straight. Yall really be hating on us, but then lie to yourselves and say we hate you. Like I DO NOT GIVE A FUCCKK IF YOU HAVE AN ORGY WITH PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX, WITH A FUCKING PENTAGRAM IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. AS LONG AS I AM NOT A PART OF IT, I DONT GIVE A SINGULAR FUCK. AND YES I AM A CHRISTIAN WHO CUSSES, BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HUMAN AND WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND STOP MAKING THE WHOLE "I hate Christianity " THING YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY. I DONT GIVE A MINUSCULE FUCK IF YOU HAVE TRAUMA FROM IT. THAT DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DISRESPECT ME

That is all. Thank you for listening to my rant.

Pete Hegseth #crackpot #psycho #wingnut #fundie war.gov

Our great republic was founded on a simple yet bold idea. Our rights as citizens are not granted to us by government but instead by God. 250 years ago the revolutionary war was fought to secure our God given rights. The second amendment to our constitution enshrines the right of all citizens to carry weapons to protect themselves, their families and fellow countrymen. The War Department's uniformed service members are trained at the highest and unwavering standards. These warfighters — entrusted with the safety of our nation — are no less entitled to exercise their God-given right to keep and bear arms than any other American. Our warfighters defend the right of others to carry, they should be able to carry themselves. Recent events … have made clear that some threats are closer to home than we would like. In these instances, minutes are a lifetime, and our service members have the courage and training to make those precious short minutes count. Before today, it was virtually impossible … for War Department personnel to get permission to carry and store their own personal weapons aligned with the state laws where we operate our installations. Effectively or bases across the country were gun free zones. Well, no longer… Not all enemies are foreign, nor are they all outside of our borders — some are domestic. Confirming your God-given right to self-protection is what I am signing into action today, and I'm proud to do so.

Laura Wood #fundie #racist #conspiracy #pratt thinkinghousewife.com

[From “St. William of Norwich”]

The Boy Martyr of Norwich

Far in the thickest wood the fair lad lies
A rosy radiance plays around his head
Tall trees rise black upon the midnight skies
Save where a silver beam reveals the dead
Magnificat he sang at evensong
And then when music hushed and lamps were low
Alone he homeward went nor dreamed of wrong
And in the still moonlight with footsteps slow
From a dark entry sprang a Jewish horde
Like fiends around the gentle boy they stood
And, as in ages dim they slew his Lord,
Nailed to a cross his white limbs stained with blood
But God’s sweet Mother grants him strength to bear
That fadeless diadem which martyrs wear

—- Frederick Rolfe (1899)

THIS modern poem about St. William of Norwich commemorates a twelfth-century, English saint whose feast day is today

According to Rev. Alban Butler, in his Lives of the Saints:

“He suffered in the twelfth year of his age . . . a little before Easter, in 1137, the Jews of that city seized and gagged him: then they bound, mocked and crucified him, in derision of Christ: they also pierced his left side”

Let me invoke the Catholic practice of praying for the intercession of the saint of the day with a prayer of my own:

Pray for us, St. William of Norwich — and pray for all those who by a thousand cruel cuts have had their lives damaged or destroyed in modern times by ritual abuse and defamation from collective Jewry, whether it be “Holocaust deniers” confined in jails in Europe or those seeking the truth on numerous other subjects under the onerous stigma of “hate” and “anti-semitism.” Their sacrifice cannot approximate yours, dear saint. Nevertheless, gentle martyr, please pray for their courage in the face of wanton cruelty. Father, please forgive these powerful imitators of Caiphas and Annas, for they know not what they do

Anons #racist #conspiracy boards.4chan.org

> What's the "everything is Jews" explanation for WWI?


> In 1914, Germany was the Amerimutt golem of today. 4/5 of the world’s jewish financial HQs were in German territory (Hamburg, Frankfurt, Dusseldorf, Vienna), and hundreds of thousands of jews loved the Austrian Kaiser for being the goodest of goys, so much so that the jews were the most loyal soldiers of the kaisers in the coming war.

A literal jew coined the phrase "Gott Strafe England". Another jew invented chemical weapons to slaughter European soldiers like animals, and just as the jews bankroll the American empire today, so too did they bankroll the kaiser’s armies and war effort.

Meanwhile, as the war progressed, British forces captured Palestine from the Turks who were under the control of the Young Turks, who were neither Turkish or young and actually jews who were busily genociding Armenian Christians at the time of Palestine’s capture. The old British aristocracy which ruled England at that point were what we would call today "deeply anti-semitic" and openly talked about the USA being controlled by the 5th Jewish HQ, New York city and Wall Street. The belief was that Palestine could be traded to the jews in order to break the jewish financiers away from the Kaisers to bankrupt the German war effort.

Yes, let me repeat that again: Palestine could be traded to the jews in order to break the jewish financiers away from the Kaisers to bankrupt the German war effort.

And it worked. Americans finance reached out their European cousins, got the Americans to join the war, and then American elites like Woodrow Wilson who deeply hated Europe on ideological grounds and Jewish capitalist who also deeply hated Europeans on racial grounds worked hand in hand to exploit and destroy the winners in the subsequent peace through market manipulation, central bank shenanigans, and forced de-armament through austerity measures that weakened the Entente and set the stage for Pax America.

All this without even addressing the Bolsheviks in the East. Wew lads.

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

It would make great sci-fi, except it’s true.

A Pleiadian manifested to military intelligence and to Trump’s inner circle as an NSA agent named Phillip Torres and posted online as “Q”.

Taurus/Torres

Star Trek: TNG opens with a view of the Pleiades in the Taurus constellation.

The character of "Q" in Star Trek was introduced in the pilot episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

The first human to detect Q was named TORRES.

In 2018, our Pleiadian family described Q as a Pleiadian manifesting as an NSA agent using the name PHILLIP TORRES.

Is it just a coincidence that the timestamp on the first Q drop matches the distance to the Pleiades?

Revisiting drop 144: "What is NSA/Q group?"

It's the division of the US govt dealing with extraterrestrial contact. Highest clearance. White hats.

Q said that many

It’s hard to ignore the synchronicity between Space Force, Galactic Federation, and Q.

They used our cultural knowledge of Star Trek’s “Q” as a clue to their true power.
I believe that years of secret Pleiadian contact led Trump to create Space Force.

And that Pleiadians communicated directly to starseeds receiving downloads as “Q”.

Päivi Räsänen #fundie #homophobia #dunning-kruger theguardian.com

A Finnish member of parliament has been found guilty by the country’s supreme court of inciting hatred after claiming that homosexuality was a “developmental disorder”, in a conviction that prompted criticism from far-right government ministers

Päivi Räsänen, of the Christian Democrats, made the claims in a pamphlet first published in 2004 and reproduced on the website of the Luther Foundation Finland and the Finnish Evangelical Mission Diocese in 2007

In a 3-2 vote, the supreme court on Thursday found Räsänen guilty of a crime when she republished the pamphlet on Facebook in 2019 and on her website the following year. She was fined €1,800. The court ruled her claim that homosexuality was a disorder of psychosexual development was incorrect

Räsänen was supported in her case by the US-based conservative legal advocacy group Alliance Defending Freedom, which has tried to use her case as an example of censorship in Europe. The group has ramped up its global spending on litigation and other campaigns after successfully overturning Roe v Wade, which protected the right to abortion, in the US

Randi Nicole Staples foxnews.com

Alabama teacher arrested, fired after alleged beating of son captured on camera
A former Alabama teacher was arrested and fired after a video emerged allegedly showing her striking her child more than 20 times with a belt, police said.
Randi Nicole Staples, a 44-year-old who worked at the Cottage Hill Christian Academy, is now charged with willful abuse of a child under 18, according to WALA.
"Discipline is supposed to be for corrective action. That went way beyond that," Mobile County Sheriff Paul Burch said. "Snatch him up by his hair and yell and curse the way that she did, working for a Christian school, I thought was repulsive. It’s sickening to see somebody do that to their child."
"It's almost like a dual personality. Because by all accounts, I'm told she is a good teacher and well respected. And yet what happens in the home is clearly opposite of that," Burch also said, according to NBC 15.
The Mobile County Sheriff's Office said in a statement that, "A video recorded by a family member appears to show Randi Nicole Staples instructing her 12-year-old son to lay across the arm of their sofa inside the residence in Grand Bay, Alabama."
"Staples then allegedly struck her son on his bottom and legs approximately 20 times with a belt, during which the son can be heard pleading for her to stop," the statement continued, adding that deputies "interviewed several witnesses and found that other children living in the home had encountered similar actions."

Aero #transphobia #elitist archive.ph

It always fucking happens. Whenever a transgender identifying person gets arrested, charged with a crime, or convicted, it’s the same shit: It’s wrong to “mis”gender them despite the horrible crimes they have committed. Being “properly” gendered is such a sacred human right that even the absolute worst that humanity has to offer has that right.

Why does this happen? There are two possible reasons for it.
The first reason is that the people complaining about the “mis”gendering going on is that they have skeletons in the closet themselves. Trannies are already over-represented among murderers and sex offenders, so if the tranny who recently got busted for raping a 5 year old girl can lose his pronoun privilege, so can they.
But the most likely reason is even more mundane, but still plenty insidious.
What does it show when a criminal gets misgendered? It means that being “properly” gendered is not a human right at all. It’s a mere concession, or a form of “politeness” or “etiquette”. Or rather, people are naturally conflict-averse and lack the balls to tell the truth out of fear of triggering a temper tantrum by a willfully confused, overgrown toddler. They will continue to entertain blatant lies in order to avoid arguments. They (mistakingly) believe that the price of telling the truth is much greater than that of feeding the ego of a narcissist with a gender-bending fetish.
But once that person is outed as a disgusting piece of shit, or is arrested, all bets are off. People don’t care about being “polite” to someone who flouted societal boundaries that aren’t meant to EVER be crossed. This is especially true when pedophilia is involved. It’s already exhausting enough to validate the fantasies of gender-confused lunatics. Asking us to entertain the delusions of a child-molester or murderer is asking too damn much, even for normies.
It reveals that deep down, everyone knows the truth. Not even “decent” or “based” trannies are who they say they are. No one is born as the wrong sex/gender, and the only reason why people entertain those lies is because they are fucking cowards who are afraid to do the right thing, even if it pisses some entitled crossdressers off.
And not because it’s a “human right.”

Paula White (Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump) #fundie #wingnut youtube.com

INT: The White House. PAULA WHITE is addressing a crowd. President DONALD TRUMP is standing behind her.

PAULA WHITE: Jesus taught us so many lesson through His death, burial and resurrection. He showed us great leadership. Great transformation requires great sacrifice. And Mr President, no-one has paid the price like you have paid the price. It almost cost you your life. You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It’s a familiar pattern that our Lord and Saviour showed us. But it didn’t end there for Him, and it didn’t end there for you. God always had a plan. And on the third day, he rose. He defeated evil. He conquered death, hell and the grave. And because He rose, we all know that we can rise. And Sir, because of His resurrection, you rose up. Because He was victorious, you were victorious. And I believe that the Lord said to tell you this, that because of His victory, you will be victorious in all you put your hand to.

(The AUDIENCE claps and President TRUMP nods his head, attempting to look humbly blessed)

Carl Johann Schroeder #ufo #magick #conspiracy youtube.com

Many people predict that extraterrestrials will soon announce themselves. Some prophecies coincide with religious fundamentalists who want to destroy the world based on their negative salvation beliefs. Have ETs come to save the world? Chris Bledsoe and others say yes, with Easter 2026 as a watershed moment to help humanity avoid Armageddon. Well, I work with my own ET friends so I know it’s true, they are here to protect the Earth. But they won’t interfere with our personal growth, which is why so many people have become their own worst enemy. Learn what the devil really is and how to end your negativity with shadow work. That was Carl Jung’s term for healing the false negative beliefs that cause suffering and potential destruction. The Universe is your friend who wants you to live happily ever after.

Chapters:
0:00 new beliefs for a new world
0:37 Chris Bledsoe’s peaceful ETs
1:18 Easter 2026 ET intervention
1:42 ETs protect human growth
2:30 the devil is your shadow work
3:16 heal emotions, heal your mind
3:39 work with many higher beings
4:04 end credits, music
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Hello, my name is Carl Johann Schroeder. I’m a spiritual teacher and life coach with my Inner Selves Mastery system for personal evolution. Like and subscribe to my channel of spiritual teachings and inspiration, get my newsletter and quick links at www.signupism.com and visit www.InnerSelvesMastery.com for more information.

MY SOUL’S PASSION is to help humanity ascend to new levels of sustainable joy, so I gratefully welcome supporters of my work for the dawning of the New Earth. Thank you.

JD Vance #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #ufo twitter.com

Benny Johnson:

JD Vance Tells Me That UFOs are DEMONS:

“I Think They’re DEMONS” 🛸

“I don’t think they’re aliens. There are weird things out there that are very difficult to explain.”

The Vice President tells me he’s going to AREA 51 with his Top Secret Security Clearance to FIND OUT.

“I think that celestial beings who fly around to do weird things to people. I think that the desire to describe everything celestial, as otherworldly, to describe it as aliens…”

“When I hear about extra natural phenomenon, that's where I go to: The Christian understanding that there's a lot of good out there, but there's also evil out there. I think that one of the devil's great tricks is to convince people he never existed.”

JD Vance tells me he’s “obsessed” with UFOs and he WILL BE Investigating Area 51 and New Mexico and Hangar 18 in Ohio.

Vance promises UFO Disclosure.

minnymins32 #sexist #dunning-kruger reddit.com

(regarding a domestic abuse case where a pregnant woman smashed a coffee mug against her husband's head, and also struck him in the chest with a heavy can of peaches while he slept)

She destroyed her body (and mind) to give him a kid... but he got what he wanted, so he is now abandoning her and taking her child away because she got sick carrying his baby. This is why women shouldn't ever give men children; they don't care what you sacrifice and won't help you pick up the pieces.

Paula White‑Cain #wingnut #fundie #god-complex snopes.com

Jesus taught us so many lessons through his death, burial and resurrection. He showed us great leadership, great transformation requires great sacrifice. And Mr. President, no one has paid the price like you have paid the price. It almost cost you your life. You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It's a familiar pattern that our lord and savior showed us. But it didn't end there for him, and it didn't end there for you. […] Because of his resurrection, you rose up. Because he was victorious, you were victorious.

Matt Walsh #wingnut youtube.com

The reason we haven’t been back to the moon has nothing to do with your retarded conspiracy theories. The reason is that NASA destroyed itself with DEI while our country bankrupted itself with an out of control welfare state and mass immigration from the third world. Now we spend billions of dollars every year buying Doritos for fat people and providing health care to African immigrants. It’s really not that hard to connect the dots here. You don’t need to invent any cinematic conspiracy scenario or start babbling about how “space isn’t real” like a schizophrenic crackhead. It’s the welfare state and immigration. That’s the reason why we stopped doing most of the cool shit we used to do. The reason is the welfare state and immigration.

Anon #ableist boards.4chan.org

Autists are NOT welcome in the white ethnostate

>Hans Asperger developed the diagnosis of “autistic psychopathy” for children based on a racial idea related to the Nazi idea of Herrenvolk, the “Aryan master race”; Gemüt, a concept of the kind of personality open to community social and psychological pressure that these Nazi psychiatrists could use to mould “acceptable” children into members of this Herrenvolk. The children he diagnosed with “autistic psychopathy” were children who he and others regarded as not open to this moulding via social pressure, who were regarded as an internal threat to the Reich. He later refined this diagnosis into those “autistic psychopaths” who could be “redeemed for the Reich” via extensive behavioural therapy and those he considered “too damaged” - who he had sent to psychiatric institutions where they were later murdered by their caregivers under the Aktion T4 programme.

Anon #magick #conspiracy boards.4chan.org

What I believe might be an actual angel told me a few things about America that were unsettling. They said the USA is nuclear testing on innocents that causes cancer and AI killing machines that have like video game aimbot targetting to kill people based on skin color and heat.

Are there any conspiracy theories or leaks about America improperly testing nukes on Civilians or using AI to make automatic aimbot/video game bot targeting killing machines IRL with no human control or pilot?

I consider its a real angel or deity because I think I experienced a healing miracle, my leg was bent the wrong way at the kneecap 45 degrees cause I fell down on a steep hill and instantly when looing at me leg bent the wrong way at the knee knew I needed the ER but the angel moved the leg into proper position painlessly, no doctor needed.

The angel also I think instantly transported me, because a few miles went missing 2 times, I thought the angel flew me when it happened and I wasn't on drugs or drunk.


The angel has called themselves what humans would consider a "Arch angel of Death and Punishment and Mercy". They said they're a nation destroyer and trillions of years old and from the very beginning when God created all the arch angels and angels in Heaven.

They also said "Abramhamism" isn't correct and is authority worship and actual God is way more merciful and kind and funny than the Christian religion says, and actual God is more like the near-death experience reported man of light who gives everyone a chance to go to Heaven. They said no religion describes the Creator right.

Could also be a demon that can heal tricking me, but I consider it's a real angel because of healing miracle in private.

I don't know of any IRL evidence that this angel was correct if any exists. I'm curious to see if this spirit told me a real secret about the country I live in.

Anon #psycho #sexist lolcow.farm

Wonderful things exist in spite of males, not because of them. The male creates things he believes may be wonderful, only in attempts to assuage the existential madness, the consequence of rebuking the gift of awareness bestowed upon him in order to pursue proliferation. He resents that he must create just enough not to die, and this applies to everything he does. He is not happy in the society he produces, but he can’t not produce it, since it’s all he knows, and is too afraid of being lost to irrelevance to change. Awareness cannot be easily excised from the minds of men, and his misery is his curse, one that can only be relieved so long as he is never permitted to have what he wants.
If your idea of “creation” is a teeming swarm of biomass subsisting on as little as possible in order replicate and degrade themselves even more, then yes, moids are certainly creative. They love creating something that’s not quite death but somehow worse and more terrifying. Do just enough to thrust their genes in a hole unwilling, whatever refuse left after his diabolical idea of a union is fulfilled, that is his creation, his legacy. Only someone who doesn’t know any better would think the pile of discarded shit deserves its own plaque, because all you’ve ever known was a man’s shit. You’re a fool to believe any man proclaiming his own obsessive compulsion to breed at all costs has driven this world towards goodness, let alone pioneered it. The only thing that progresses this world in relation to men is in how many of them you can shove off of it.

Timothy James Truett, Jr. #psycho #biphobia #homophobia #transphobia #enbyphobia wistv.com

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (WIS/WMBF) - A South Carolina man is facing a hate crime charge after allegedly firing a gun near an LGBTQ nightclub earlier this week.

WMBF reports 37-year-old Timothy James Truett, Jr., of Clover, was detained by the Myrtle Beach Police Department after the incident on Wednesday outside the Pulse Ultra Club.

He was later placed under arrest and charged with hate intimidation, possession of a weapon during a violent crime, discharging a firearm into a dwelling, discharging a firearm within the city and damaging property.

An MBPD spokesperson later confirmed Truett is the first arrest under the city’s hate intimidation law, which passed in 2024.[…]

MBPD said officers responded to the club at around 11 a.m. Wednesday, after reports of shots being fired on the 2700 block of South Kings Highway.

In an affidavit that was released later, the club’s owner said he found a window and the windshield of his SUV had been shattered by bullets when he went to leave the club. An SUV with blue plastic over a window was left at the scene.

[…]Police reviewed footage showing a silver-colored vehicle stopping in the middle of the road.

The footage then appeared to show muzzle flashes coming from the passenger-side window of the vehicle. The affidavit states an officer later pulled over a vehicle being driven by Truett and found spent shell casings in the back seat, as well as a gun.

J to the P #wingnut #conspiracy msn.com

Democrats want you to struggle more. That's the goal of all this. More crime, more illegals taking jobs, higher taxes, attacks on middle class...it's all meant to harm America. Why? Because you can't sell socialism to a prosperous middle class!

Anon #sexist #god-complex lolcow.farm

By nothing short of a miracle, the universe decided to split us down the middle in order to bring something more beautiful to this world than a festering bioswamp. That one iota of thought, of awareness, of rebellion, of wanting something greater than just enough and worse until it’s not, is the impetus of the female spirit. And by the grace of god herself, she let us come to be, and ever since we have come to be, life on earth has become more than just a writhing wasteland of death and decay. Females distinguished and assigned the role of ensuring that only the best of us continue, and males to be the best or die trying, either under her judgement, or by killing the pathetic protozoan beside him attempting to do the same thing. We have and will continue to pull these scrotes out if the slime, kicking and screaming, and they will kick and scream. They pine for the womb indefinitely, the soup, the slime, the nothing, of life enmeshed with death in its closest proximity. They resist the urge to progress into the world, and to the extent that they do, it’s because women only permitted them to exist at all if they at least mimicked her curiosity and will for a life lived at its fullest. When left to his own devices, without women there to stop him from doing everything possible to regress into his primordial state, he will do everything he can to return there. Look at how man has stewarded the world for the past few thousand years. We are locusts. Our only claim to superiority, aside from proliferation, are the products of our burdensome awareness, technological and artistic products, a man’s shoddy attempt to recreate the life he has successfully corralled and semi-successfully slain. In a man’s world, a man still burdened with the gift of thought, people, as well as their inanimate creations, are malformed. Human creativity is but a nuisance in a free and ideal scrote society, both in himself and especially for women (which is a significantly
more egregious crime when he applies his standards to her).

RedpillDrifter #racist #fundie twitter.com

SATANIC FAKE JUDAISM EXPOSED Realize the J3ws today are not the same J3ws from the Old Testament. They are the offspring of the Babylonian mystery religion. You can see their gnostic Kabbalah mysticism and Satanic roots. They are Canaanites masked as Jews. They infiltrated. Nothing they practice is Biblical.

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Psalms Chapter 106 : 37-38 "Yea, they sacrificed their sons and their daughters unto devils, And shed innocent blood, even the blood of their sons and of their daughters, whom they sacrificed unto the idols of Canaan: and the land was polluted with blood."

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If anyone has actually read the OT they will quickly realize the hundreds of times God had to keep telling them not to intermingle with the heathens who worship false gods which many did. This was literally the constant cycle of getting right and backsliding. Some strayed some stayed. It was one of the main themes of the Old Testimate.

Leviticus 18:21 “And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.” Deuteronomy 12:31 Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods.

2 Kings Chapter 17 17 And they caused their sons and their daughters to pass through the fire, and used divination and enchantments, and sold themselves to do evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger. 18 Therefore the LORD was very angry with Israel, and removed them out of his sight: there was none left but the tribe of Judah only.

Boyd D. Cathey #fundie #racist #wingnut #conspiracy lewrockwell.com

Actions and events in history do not just happen. Men make decisions, and those decisions can and do have momentous consequences. Not only that, to see ourselves and just where we “are” in history we must take, as it were, the “long view.” By that we must understand that history—our history, the history of our Western Christian civilization—is more than a succession of actions and events.
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During this time the Mystical Body of Christ, those baptized in His Name, undergoes tremendous challenges, testing, and persecution. Opposing it are arrayed the forces of Evil, the vast panoply of temptations both secular and (pseudo-) “spiritual,” made to seem very attractive, even apparently partaking of that very Christian inheritance often disguised with a false face: in reality the visage of Revolution against God and man.
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Thus, every facet of Western Christian culture—that environment that surrounds us and clothes and buoys us up in the inheritance of faith—is under severe stress and in danger of disappearing before our eyes. And the weakest among us suffer the worst, succumbing to the tawdry enticements of Revolutionary Man, and ultimately to the managerial, globalist Deep State.

Just as the French Revolution inserted firmly into the public consciousness the mirage of a new “democratic” man free from Divine rule, and disconnected from the Faith which had given life and hope to even the lowest peasant, subsequent revolutions, not just political and social, unleashed the untamed advances of (pseudo-)“science”: evolutionism, Freudianism, climate hysteria, critical race theory, and more.
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Only a few European (i.e., Christian) countries presently stand forthrightly against this globalism: Hungary , Slovakia, and Russia, and even in those cases they must pay obligatory lip service to the objectives of those who work to purge our world of the real message that came from that Cradle in Bethlehem two millennia ago.

Kurt E. DeHaan #fundie bible.org

Men and women today testify that the power of the risen Christ has transformed their lives. We know that Jesus is alive not only because of the historical and biblical evidence but also because He has miraculously touched our lives.