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Quote# 136126

Believe what you will The sad thing is there are two places that are inclusive irregardless of who you are or what you have said or done. One of those is prison, and the other is Hell.

Michael Ralph Short, Facebook 8 Comments [1/20/2018 1:15:20 AM]
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Quote# 136125



["Someone has to step in," Auernheimer, 32, said on the podcast Radical Agenda, hosted by Christopher Cantwell, one of the white nationalists who attended the deadly Charlottesville rally. “If you don’t let us dissent peacefully, then our only option is to murder you. To kill your children. To kill your whole families. There is only one thing absent free speech that we can do to express our dissent and that’s to slaughter you like dogs, and you’re gonna have it coming and your children will deserve to die.”]

weev, Twitter 7 Comments [1/20/2018 1:14:23 AM]
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Quote# 136114

And I never said there was a Constitutional right to discriminate.
Which is EXACTLY what the gay couple did.

The Bakery didn't refuse to sell to them. They were long time customers, which you dishonestly ignore.

The Bakery owners had sincerely held religious beliefs, beliefs that have existed for thousands of years. That gay couple had no right attacking the bakery owners for their sincerely held religious beliefs. All they had to do was to go down the street to another bakery.

So yea, the gays had no constitutional right to discriminate against the Christian bakery.

CHRISTIANS HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TOO.

My statements stand.

The fact that Christians abolished slavery is very relevant. Give credit where credit is due and tell the truth. THat's pretty relevant, wouldn't you say? Christians were the ONLY ones that did NOT perpetuate slavery since they were the ones that abolished it. A little common sense here please! wow.

ALL THESE CASES (referring to a list of Supreme Court cases that said marriage is a fundamental right) defended TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE, which is EXTREMELY RELEVANT. Traditional marriage IS by definition, marriage between a man and a woman. AND the very foundation that civilization depends upon for it's existence.

Gay marriage is NOT traditional marriage. So they have no right to discriminate against, attack, or try to force change on an institution that already exists.

Like I said, they can find their own "institutions." Don't discriminate against Christian institutions or traditional ones.

klyneal, Christian News Network 24 Comments [1/18/2018 11:49:53 PM]
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Submitted By: KingOfRhye

Quote# 136018

(Extract from A gentle introduction to Unqualified Reservations (part 1))

The triangle of professors, bureaucrats, and public opinion is stable, because the professors teach as well as advise. Of course, there is a time lag. The system experiences some strain. But it will stay together, so long as the polarity does not randomly reverse - ie, because Cthulhu decides to suddenly swim right rather than left.

But no. Cthulhu may swim slowly. But he only swims left. Isn't that interesting?

In the history of American democracy, if you take the mainstream political position (Overton Window, if you care) at time T1, and place it on the map at a later time T2, T1 is always way to the right, near the fringe or outside it. So, for instance, if you take the average segregationist voter of 1963 and let him vote in the 2008 election, he will be way out on the wacky right wing. Cthulhu has passed him by.

Where is the John Birch Society, now? What about the NAACP? Cthulhu swims left, and left, and left. There are a few brief periods of true reaction in American history - the post-Reconstruction era or Redemption, the Return to Normalcy of Harding, and a couple of others. But they are unusual and feeble compared to the great leftward shift. Nor, most important for our hypothesis, did they come from the universities; in the 20th century, periods of reaction are always periods of anti-university activity. (McCarthyism is especially noticeable as such. And you'll note that McCarthy didn't exactly win.)

The principle applies even in wars. In each of the following conflicts in Anglo-American history, you see a victory of left over right: the English Civil War, the so-called "Glorious Revolution," the American Revolution, the American Civil War, World War I, and World War II. Clearly, if you want to be on the winning team, you want to start on the left side of the field.

And we are starting to piece the puzzle together. The leftward direction is, itself, the principle of organization. In a two-party democratic system, with Whigs and Tories, Democrats and Republicans, etc, the intelligentsia is always Whig. Their party is simply the party of those who want to get ahead. It is the party of celebrities, the ultra-rich, the great and good, the flexible of conscience. Tories are always misfits, losers, or just plain stupid - sometimes all three.

And the left is the party of the educational organs, at whose head is the press and universities. This is our 20th-century version of the established church. Here at UR, we sometimes call it the Cathedral - although it is essential to note that, unlike an ordinary organization, it has no central administrator. No, this will not make it easier to deal with.

This strange chiral asymmetry implies some fundamental difference between right and left. What is that difference? What does it even mean to be left rather than right? How can an entire system of independent thinkers and institutions, without any central coordinating agency, recognize that everyone should go left rather than right?

Mencius Moldbug, Unqualified Reservations 12 Comments [1/18/2018 5:05:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 136108

2018 will see the exhibition of the original stone tablets of the Ten Commandments.

Kept hidden since the time they were given on Mt Sinai, especially for this time.

Now we understand the current gravitas.

Satan’s full blown attack on the Ten Commandments is the 666 microchip which is his replacement for the laws of God and this is why God has reserved them for this time as tangible proof, along with a video of them being removed from the Ark of the Covenant.

The whole world will be shown the truth of the Bible in spectacularly simple fashion and they will be given the choice of Gods Commandments over that of the devil.

Choose life.

Open Air, Real Jew News 17 Comments [1/18/2018 11:41:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 136109

All species have variation within them. Natural selection, therefore can occur within species but it doesn't cause them to turn into different species. Since when has anyone seen a fish turn into a lizard or a lizard turn into a bird for example.

The theory states we all formed from single celled organisms from which all life came evolved, into different species. This is not scientific as it has never been observed. Where do you see the transition species? Like where are the ape looking humans that would exist between between the fully formed apes and fully formed humans? and I'm not talking about fossils real or not, because that doesn't prove anything. Why are all the transitional sepcied fossils anyway?

Has evolution stopped that we have to look to fossils and not live species? All of this happened randomly and by chance apparently. If the theory of evolution was true, we would see this. But it's nothing but complete rubbish and completely unscientific. It's like dropping pots of paint randomly and by chance onto a piece of paper and expecting it to form this amazing portrait with the most amazing detail ever.

It's ironic that those who worship science, the very foundation of their belief is far from scientific,

Umm_Hanzalah, Ummah 19 Comments [1/18/2018 11:42:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 136115


[what would you doif your friend admitted he is a serial killer ]



Get a lot of detail from them, look at the papers/online to see if it's true, and see if there's any reward offered.

If there's a reward, I'll do my civic duty and report them with name and details to the cops. I'll take the reward money! That, and in my state, there is no death sentence, so I can visit them in prison.

If there's no reward, let them continue and play dumb to the cops - just make them promise not to kill people I'm dating, friends, and/or my family members.

RandomCashier75 , reddit 15 Comments [1/18/2018 11:50:23 PM]
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Quote# 136117

"And that is the whole point of SPLC. To direct the violent works of their fellow travelers. Much in the same way that groups like the Muslim Brotherhood are connected to terror organizations , it do not engage in such activities themselves."

"Discredited by whom? LGBT activists and their allies? The SPLC? Reading your posts, you sound like a propagandist. Which is typical of of a progressive. You believe in 'diversity', as long as it's a diversity of your ideas. Anything else is 'discredited', or 'hate soeech'.

Sorry, you're selling, but we're not buying."

"There is nothing credible about a far left fringe organization like the SPLC."

"The SPLC attempts to shut down any speech with which they disagree. An effort with which you agree. Typical progressive."

"It won't matter soon. There will be a cure for homosexuality within twenty years."

"Lots of progtarded twisted reasons to infringe on our rights."

"More of your hateful leftist lies. You're just another progressive propagandist."

"Like pretty much everything you've had to say. You're clearly a totalitarian at heart. I have no doubt you would force soeech codes based on your sensibilities on this country if you could. Criminalizing even the slightest criticism of homosexuality."

"SPLC is definitely an anti first amendment hate group."

"You're calling Stossel and asshole? Only a piece of shit would do that."

"If you want to see a bigot, you need only turn to your nearest mirror"

Elias Fakaname, Reason 10 Comments [1/19/2018 4:22:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Shakesmyhead

Quote# 136059

[This is in reference to the murder of two lesbians and their child by a transwoman known as Dana Rivers.]



Anonymous, Twitter 10 Comments [1/19/2018 1:40:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 54503

[when asked a series of questions about her completely illogical views on gay marriage]

1. I define marriage as the deep, lifelong, committal love between a man and a woman.
2. I've looked up the definition in the dictionary for marriage and have seen clearly what I stated above about a man and woman. I believe this to be the case just as much as it's impossible for a Christian to have a bar mitzvah, it's a Jewish initiation.
3. My personal experience with homosexuals has been bad. I was part of a group of them that were very promiscuous and they teased for being a goody two shoes to the point where I ran away either to end my life or finally have sex,(I was slow to develop physically and by that time I had no self esteem.) I've been in treatment for the last two years and have run into more types of people than a average person would in a lifetime. When I think of homosexuals I think of promiscuity.
4.Yes, it has to do with my beliefs, but that is not all of it. I'm not using God's commands as evidence, I'm debating my belief. An argument is an argument no matter what background the person comes from.

skinnybrunette20, gURL.com 50 Comments [12/19/2008 6:36:12 PM]
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Quote# 136110

(He's talking about gay people and gay marriage)

Thats all well and good, but in 20 years time all the sods will have died out due to lack of reproduction. Non-muslims in general are rapidly becoming a minority due to low birth rates. Muslims will be the majority by then, easily.

Theres no point looking at everything negatively - what ever they plan always backfires on them and turns out best for us both ways.

aadil77, Ummah 13 Comments [1/18/2018 11:43:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 93000

If religion was not real then why would people insist on atheism? I do not want to stereotype but most athiests i have met were gays. Yet they fail to notice that when they engage in sexual activity that goes against procreation they take part in a ritual that worships baal peor. Their flag has a relative symbol of that on the belly of baphomet (where a woman bears her child) thus being against procreation. If symbolism did not have such a powerful influence, would it be ok for your children to attend a kindergarten with nazi symbols all over the walls?

There are many people in this world who go about their day everyday without acknowledging their spirituality. Alot of people in this world are comfortable with this, some have never acknowledged measurement of themselves physically, emotionally, and in this case spiritually.

I have tested god in many ways, many sinful ways, when 'coincidences' happen too often i believe it is a miracle or the work of a spiritual being (oohh weee ooohh) My head was 10cm away from being crushed by a SUV type porsche while crossing great south road i tripped over. I have never believed in luck and i believe just as there is a god there is the devil or people involved in the devils work.

Erana Monica, topix New Zealand 91 Comments [3/6/2013 6:05:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Hasan Prishtina

Quote# 136091

How I Feel In Modern America

As much as it pains me to cover parts of a painting dating back to the War Between the States, the message is clear.

(Image: a Civil War-era painting of a Confederate soldier hiding behind a tree, with Union forces advancing from the background bearing an American flag. The Confederate soldier has the Confederate flag edited onto him and the word "@confederatetruth" written above his head, while the Union soldiers similarly sport the Coexist logo, the LGBT pride flag, the hammer and sickle, the logo of the Antifa movement, the logo of CNN, the Democrat donkey and a Black Lives Matter icon.)

OddGarfield, deviantArt 26 Comments [1/18/2018 5:23:39 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 136031

Boys who are excessively "pretty", sickly, sensitive, non-athletic, youngest brothers, fatherless, or whose mothers are psychologically troubled are at greater risk. There is some evidence that adopted sons may be at-risk, perhaps because of separation anxiety or because the father may find it more difficult to bond with a non-biological child than the mother. "At-risk" does not mean that a homosexual outcome is inevitable, only that it is more likely than in a boy who shows none of these symptoms. The symptoms of an at-risk boy are:

1) Fear of rough and tumble play

2) Lack of same-sex playmates

3) Dislike of team sports

4) Doll play

5) Cross dressing or interest in women's clothes or shoes

6) Effeminate speech or mannerism

7) Playacting in which the boy takes a feminine part.

8) Frequent statements that he wants to be a girl or is a girl.

These symptoms usually appear between 2 and 8 and then in some cases fade away as the boy is pressured by peers. The fading away of the more external manifestations should not however be taken as a sign that the problem has resolved itself. Often it merely goes underground and emerges in adolescence as same-sex attraction.

When symptoms are observed, early intervention -- basically more father/male influence and less mother/female influence -- is usually effective, particularly if accompanied by counseling of child and parents. However, since these boys need male closeness, they are easily targeted by pedophiles and therefore need positive male relationships and extra support throughout childhood and adolescence.

A comprehensive review of the literature on how homosexuality develops in males leads to the conclusion that it is a cumulative process in which one trauma leads to another, Each trauma increases the chance that the boy will be retraumatized and each trauma intensifies the effect of the subsequent trauma. A boy who doesn't have a good relationship with his father, turns to his mother. This makes the relationship with his father worse. A boy who is over-identified with his mother and feels unloved by his father will find it difficult to relate to male peers. Teasing by peers intensifies feelings of alienation from his father and drives him to seek comfort from his mother. This child is particularly vulnerable to child molesters and likely to interpret the molestation as evidence that he is homosexual. And so on.

D. O'Leary, Fathers for Life 14 Comments [1/16/2018 3:15:26 PM]
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Quote# 136084

Yer Nigel is a WiMPfa
Whereas the majority of “white” women (i.e. lemmings) are pretty darn happy sucking cock, pretending to like having a dick in them, making 70% of what their faggot earns for the same work, making new dickwads to inflict on the world, and being house niggers — a minority of us are disgusted with “white” male pussy faggots (WiMPFas) and what they’ve done to the world.

Since we were slaves for far longer than any other group, non-lemming White women can expect to pass from this world without ever having had a chance to rule. We, the most intelligent, most creative, least aggressive beings on the planet are now beneath not only the WiMPFas, but all the low-IQ critters that he — in his eternal faggotry and jealousy of his Creators — has placed above us. We get to watch this abysmal sideshow while the WiMPFas and his lemming whores continue forcing more White girls onto this hellhole.

He is a total lemming — an autistic faggot driven by hormones and emotions. This is his “history.” This is what makes his 1.5 ounces of flesh hard.

Marina Orwell, Orwell's Daughter 10 Comments [1/17/2018 11:47:13 PM]
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Quote# 136111

(She's talking about gay people being killed)

Because it's not murder, it's capital punishment. I advocate all laws of Allah because He is the Creator and He says to do it. Muslims are the slaves of Allah and do as He says. Anyone who doesn't is the enemy of Allah.

Sister, Ummah 11 Comments [1/18/2018 11:43:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 136064

The Holy Scriptures warn that if we big Godspeed, that is, show any support or sanction, toward those who teach false doctrine, we are partakers of their evil deeds. The greatest assault against the doctrine of Christ today is coming from the Alexandrian manuscripts (upon which the modern corrupt Bible versions are all based). For example: All of the new Bible perversions remove Acts 8:37 completely, which says that Jesus is “the Son of God.” All of the modern Bible perversions corrupt the doctrine of Christ by removing the word “begotten” from the Bible.

One of the biggest problems today is shameful pastors who have a tolerance for evil. Few pastors hate evil as much as they ought. Psalms 97:10, “Ye that love the LORD, hate evil.” I hate evil. I hate it so much that I want to warn everybody I can about the Devil's counterfeit Bible versions. Unfortunately, I keep meeting ungodly pastors, who don't love the Lord as they ought, and have a tolerance for evil things; such as, the Alexandrian Bible perversions.

I knew one pastor, a disgrace to his profession, who superficially claims to be King James Bible only, while at the same time openly supporting and associating with other local churches that use, sell and promote the Alexandrian perversions. Folks, that is evil! He is bidding Godspeed to evildoers, wicked servants, who shall be punished. Proverbs 19:5, “A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.” Even if you use only the King James, if you buddy-buddy with ungodly pastors who use, sell and promote the modern perversions, you have that same blood on your hands, because you are encouraging them.

The Scriptures forbid even eating a meal with a fellow believer who lives in open sin. 1st Corinthians 5:11, “But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.” So let me ask you a question, which is worse—fornicating, getting drunk, being a critic, covetousness, extortion—or corrupting God's words? My friend, there is no comparison. Tampering with God's Word is infinitely more evil.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 14 Comments [1/17/2018 3:58:01 PM]
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Quote# 135996

(On Chelsea Manning running for Senate)

(Robin Egg)
That picture is the creepiest thing I have ever seen. It said "we" are running. Does that include all of his multiple personalities? A treasonous man who would have been executed if this had happened decades ago, goes to prison, demands that the taxpayers pay for him to have his body mutilated, gets pardoned by our treasonous president, wears dresses and makeup and is now running for senate!!!! I just wore myself out thinking about this! It can't get any crazier!

(Publius V. Publicola)
lol... " his multiple personalities?" -- I was thinking the same thing... very bizarre... When people start running for office based on their "sexuality" -- it isn't going to end well.

Robin Egg and Publius V. Publicola, Disqus - News Network 9 Comments [1/18/2018 12:11:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 136101

Homosexuals lack self control, which tends to make them prone to violent outbursts.

Lack of self control, mental instability, self destructive behavior, and a propensity to lash out at anything questioning their state, has psychopathic written all over it.

factoryrat, Free Republic 12 Comments [1/18/2018 3:05:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 98447

from a post titled "Proof of creation no atheist can debunk (100% bulletproof)"

The Intelligent design of our universe is geometrical and congruent forming beautiful shapes and images with the number 9 as a proof of concept stamp on it given by God. From atoms to galaxies and even our DNA is surrounded by geometrical shapes and patterns with the number 9 hidden inside as proof of creation.

Numbers form shapes and do very weird things according to magnetism. When you add numbers a certain way, different patterns arise which create geometrical shapes. It seems that the construction of our universe, galaxy, and solar system revolves around the number 9 somehow and this number comes up everywhere just as a woman is pregnant for 9 months displaying the 9 code.

The number 9 seems to govern not only properties of physical reality but also time:

Using the digital root method:

1,440 minutes in a day = adds up to 9
86,400 seconds in a day = adds up to 9
10,080 minutes in a week = adds up to 9
525,600 minutes in a year = adds up to 9

Minutes and seconds in a day, week, month, year will always reduce to 9. Totally unaffected by the varying number of days in months and years i.E "leap years".

The number 9 seems to govern time and space, it also seems to be existent and non existent at the same time.

insider432, Atheist Forums 67 Comments [12/26/2013 5:47:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas

Quote# 136085

Porn for White Women
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Not surprisingly, what turns on White women is justice — and boy, after centuries of putting up with y’all’s abuse, have we been saving up a lot of it ;o)
All rapists: Castration (of both turkey neck & gizzards). They will then be publicly raped every day for a year; these will be shown on pay-per-view. Rapists participating in gang rape (e.g. “white” frat boys, roaming troops of semi-human blacks, hate-filled little amerind fags, ALL of the jew boys who perpetrate rape via their vile pornography) will be publicly gang-raped for several hours each day — by each other. After a year of this, their turkey neck n’ gizzards will be publically removed & they will be tortured until death.
Home terrorists (AKA those violent apes who commit domestic violence): daily public scourging — also on pay per view.
No, White female taxpayers will no longer pay for the upkeep of male animals in “prisons.” Male animals will be penned up & will have to forage for themselves — until “showtime,” that is ;o)

Marina Orwell, Orwell's Daughter 10 Comments [1/17/2018 11:47:56 PM]
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Quote# 136097

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Florida psychiatrist suing Reddit over negative reviews about his practice"

(Fox News cut-and-paste: www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/18/florida-psychiatrist-suing-reddit-over-negative-reviews-about-his-practice.html)

Lady Checkmate:
hmmm...on one hand I agree with free speech, but on the other hand trolls don't deserve anything; especially, when they use multiple sock accounts (to pretend to be multiple people) to target and harass others with the sole purpose of trying to hurt them in some way (loss of business, capital, customers/clients or support). He has a right to sue every troll (utilizing sock accounts) he can and he should AND hopefully he'll win.

Baldric:
If you have a problem with the Doctor they have medical boards to file complaints with.

Lady Checkmate:
Exactly! Anything else is just plain old trolling...probably done by one clown utilizing multiple sock accounts, I.e, a pathetic loser.


Lady Checkmate, Disqus - News Network 13 Comments [1/18/2018 10:27:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 134979

Sex in Heaven!

By Marilyn Monroe

(This message from beyond was received through Valerie Bright.)

(Marilyn Monroe speaking:) Hello, Doll! My name is Marilyn Monroe! Have you seen any of my pictures? Did you like them? I did that all for you, Honey! And I'd do more for you if I had a chance! There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you, my fans, my loved ones, my friends, my family, all those wonderful faces, all you wonderful people, you gorgeous men, all of you who were so good to me and who loved me. I still love you! Can you feel my love? Come on over here a little closer. You remember me -- Marilyn Monroe. Remember some of my pictures? Well, just imagine I'm right there beside you right now, because I am that close to you in the spirit!

Maybe you're feeling lonely, or down, and at the end of your rope. Maybe you just had an argument with your wife or your husband, or you've just received another bill in the mail and there's no way you can pay it. Did you just have a flare-up with your next-door neighbor? I know how you feel, Honey, because there were many days in my life when I was so down and so lonely and at the end of my rope. Every day was so empty of hope, so mundane, so dry. I was so very unhappy, and it seemed that nothing could ever help.

That's why I'm reaching out to you now. That's why I'm speaking to you now from over here, because I know what it's like to be in your shoes. All I can tell you, folks, is to just hang on! You're going to find that Heaven is a place where no one will ever look down on you again. No one will ever hurt you. In Heaven you never hear the words "dumb," "stupid," "slob," or "lazy."

I had a wonderful life that many girls would dream of having, and they would give anything to be like me -- a beautiful star, a glamorous movie actress. But I was a sad child. I missed my mother and father. I really wanted to be a mother and have a family and a happy married life. I wanted a pretty house and a beautiful garden and a dog and a cat. I wanted so much to be loved and understood and cared for by a man who would love me and take care of me and watch over me and protect me. I wanted it so much. But because of my selfishness, my career, my goals, my desire for fame and attention, my desire to have people applaud me and praise me, I didn't give my heart to being a loving mother and wife.

When you have the chance, don't miss the opportunity to put your arm around your wife and tell her she's pretty; or put your arms around your hubby and tell him you love him. Our lives are so short; they're over before we even know it. Any one of you could die today. So if you have a family, a wife, a husband, parents, friends, even your boss, even those at work, I want to tell you that it's time to put down your grudges and your differences and put your arms around one another. If you can do that, a lot of your sadness, your loneliness, your sorrow, your bitterness and your emptiness will disappear. In its place you will find happiness and a renewed joy!

I spent so much of my life alone, in my hotel room, drinking and smoking and mooning and pining over the mistakes I made and the problems of life. I'd hate to see that happen to any of you. Life doesn't have to be like that for anyone, because no matter what anyone tells you, and no matter what anyone does, and no matter what happens in your day, there is Someone who loves you very much. Jesus wants you to know that He is real and that He loves you! Jesus wanted me to tell you that. He said, "Marilyn, you tell them. They know you, Marilyn. They've loved you, they've adored you, they've watched your films, they know you, and they think you're great."

Well, if you thought I was great before, you should see me now! If you thought I was sexy before, you're going to really like what you see when you get here! And you don't have to worry about "unsafe sex" in Heaven, because there are no diseases or hurts or earthly problems here! You won't have to worry about your loved one getting jealous either, because that doesn't happen here. Here we can love each other without envy or jealousy. We can share our love with each other and show our love to each other freely. I promise you, I'm going to give you a lot of love when you get here!

Has that been your dream? Well, I want to make it a dream come true! I can! I can be your dream come true! For those of you who believe in the spirit world and who know it's real and it exists, you know we will meet one day. For those of you who aren't sure, just look at a picture of Jesus and tell Him you love Him, tell Him you need Him in your life, and He won't fail you. He'll bring you safely home to Heaven, home to His arms -- and to my arms, too!

I love you and I'm glad I had a chance to talk to you. I want you to know that I'll be thinking about you. I can see you and I can watch over you, and I'm closer to you than you can imagine. So how do you like having Marilyn Monroe for your guardian angel?

Keep hanging on through life's ups and downs. Think about me and picture me if things get too tough. Jesus is right beside me. I'll pray for you and He will help you. And don't worry about how you picture me. I'm not dressed in a nun's outfit, so don't worry! I've got something on that you will really like! So let your imagination go wild, boys! That's the way I like it, the hotter the better! I'll warm you up when you're feeling lonely and sad. And when you feel that warmth and you feel that smile on your face, just know that it's God's love for you, and thank Jesus for it.

Don't worry, don't be ashamed, don't feel guilty, there's nothing wrong! I want you to be very, very happy, and Jesus wants you to be very, very happy. So let's really have a good time! Let's have a good time living! Just be happy and keep smiling so that I'll know that you're all right. Then I won't have to worry about you.

Are you going to be all right? Is everybody going to be all right? That's good. Here's a big kiss goodbye! And don't forget my promise. I'll see you one day soon and take you in my arms and fulfill all your wildest dreams. That's one of the things I do in Heaven, I keep the boys happy!

I love being sexy and I love sex, and there's no reason why you shouldn't too. But you do have to be more careful there in your present life than you will here in Heaven. Here you won't have any worries or fears about sex, and it will be so wonderful for you. You won't have any inhibitions or problems. You're going to be so happy. And the One you can thank for that is God, because He made it all! He created us to need sex, to want sex, and to enjoy sex.

There is sex in Heaven! That's the good news! That should be the news of the century! That should make headlines in all the newspapers, don't you think?! There is sex in Heaven, folks! We all need sex, you know, because God made us to feel that way.

You won't have any trouble here with impotence or frigidity; those things don't exist here! This is a world of love and loving sex, good and Godly, wonderful, beautiful, thrilling, ecstatic, gorgeous sex! I know, because I've been having sex with these wonderful men up here! You'll have sex too! If you don't think you can understand or accept what I'm saying now, well, don't worry, because like I said, you won't have any problem understanding it once you're here. It's divine and it's wonderful, just the way it should be. It should be that way for you now in your present life, but there has been so much propaganda against sex that hardly anyone can enjoy it to the full without feeling fearful and guilty.

I want you to know that in Heaven sex is looked upon without fear or guilt. It's looked upon as a beautiful, loving communication between a man and a woman. And if you have any problems or inhibitions or just don't know how, well, we'll be able to teach you. That's one of my jobs, I'm happy to say, and there are other very pretty women here who are very willing to be your new sex teachers, and handsome men for you women! Isn't that fun? Won't that be a fun course to enroll in?!

I know you're all interested in sex, so don't pretend you're not! That's why you men all spent so much time looking at me, and at all the other beautiful women! God's creation in the form of a female body always gets top billing. Wait till you get here and see some of the beautiful movies that artistically feature God's creation. We're not inhibited here about our bodies, about being naked, about touching one another and caressing one another.

You won't have any trouble having an erection and keeping it up for as long as you like! You may see a beautiful woman and that's just what might happen! There aren't any inhibitions here! It's a re-learning process -- re-learning that there isn't anything wrong with feeling those sexy feelings. That's why I told you that you're going to be so happy here and it's going to be so wonderful for you. You're going to be able to explode in beautiful orgasms of loving sex with others without fear or condemnation.

You're going to have a beautiful life in Heaven, a beautiful life after death. You're going to have a brand-new life, a brand-new body, and you won't become tired or weary. You women are going to feel so young and so sexy, like you've never felt before. And the men are going to all want you! And you're going to want all the men! That's just the way it's supposed to be. God meant us to love each other and show each other our love by good, Godly, loving sex. You will even be able to fulfill some of your beautiful sexual fantasies! You can make love under water, and in many new and beautiful ways that you don't even know about yet.

If sex feels so good to you now on earth, can you imagine how much better it's going to feel in Heaven?! You can go dancing and romancing and love your honey all night long! You're going to feel so young and virile and sexy, and people here won't condemn you.

Isn't love more wonderful when you feel someone loves you enough to make love to you? Aren't your days brighter and more cheerful, and don't you feel happier when you know someone cares enough and loves you enough to caress every inch of your body? And if you haven't experienced that yet, I want you to know that I'm your girl! I won't let you down, because I love you! You're going to be thrilled to find that not only me, but all the girls and women here are very loving. Like I said, we have a very sexy God!

But don't worry, there isn't going to be any pressure on you. No one's going to expect you to do anything you don't want to do or don't feel like doing. Perhaps you won't even be that interested, and that's just fine too. It's not a competition.

The reason why I've taken this time to talk to you about sex is because not many people have told you that there's sex in Heaven. Hardly anybody knows that, so I thought you'd want to know!

So are you surprised you have a sexy God?! Well, He is sexy, and that's why you feel sexy, too, because He created you in His image! But that's a fairly small part of life in Heaven and the spirit world; there are many more thrills here that are greater than sex. They're waiting for you, and all you have to do is just say "yes" to Jesus! Believe in Him, talk to Him, love Him, need Him and want Him, and one day soon you'll be here with Him. I love you!

Much love, Marilyn.

Valerie Bright, XFamily 15 Comments [12/8/2017 8:00:01 AM]
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It has everything to do with jealousy. Chapter 5 in Paul's letter to the Galatians goes over the sins of the flesh, and these are sins that are at war with God. Envy is a very important sin to understand because narcissists are ubiquitous in this day and age, and it's through narcissism that many find themselves lost in sin. Narcissists only experience a very limited range of feelings towards humans, and these feelings are all based on pride and envy: fear, self-pity, anger, and hatred. All of the actions of those who are narcissistic can only ever be based on those four feelings. There is no purity of faith, hope, charity, or any heavenly virtue found in their actions, and narcissists will manipulate others into believing that they are of good virtue. And they succeed if they are intelligent because they enjoy deception and manipulation. However, so long as the base premises are pride and jealousy, the fruits of their actions can only procure evil.

I'll tell you right now, Western society wants to destroy the Church. We do not believe in contraception, aberrosexuality, divorce, obscenity, or other sins that the United States government so gravely wants to protect. A Catholic can no longer have a federal tax-paying job in the United States without entering mortal sin. People will tell you that there are levels of separation to sin, but that is a lie devised so incredibly well by Satan himself. Money is you. Money is humanity—the fungible proxy of man's ability to logically function through time and space. And our Lord especially rallied against sinful taxation, as we know from the second verse of chapter 23 in the Gospel of Luke. Emphasis on sinful taxation because it is possible for taxation to be moral and in accord with God's Word.

So, all truly Catholic persons are always at an immediate risk of incarceration and having their assets levied because they must evade federal taxation. This is Satan's game plan. Let's go back to jealousy now. Jealousy of faith is not something that is understood by the person experiencing the jealousy; yet, the jealous person will still feel hatred, rage, self-pity, and fear towards the faithful person that reveals the Truth to them. I can only explain this phenomenon as supernatural—of God. The Word of God tends to incite those feelings in those that have capitulated to Satan. The hatred is because they are too prideful to acknowledge that they are wrong.

The rage is because they cannot understand how someone loves them so much as to tell them the Truth. The self-pity is because they cannot even understand themselves. And the fear is because they are constantly afraid of someone discovering who they are. Narcissists are people that live in these four feelings as a result of purging themselves of love. Our government and most citizens living under our government have completely purged themselves of love, and as a result, they are at war with God—which means that they are obviously at war with faithful Catholics. Physical and spiritual war. Catholicism is a 'threat' to the oligarchs, and so they up the ante by not only making it impossible for honest Catholics to work normal jobs within the United States without entering mortal sin, but incarcerating them and levying their assets if ever the government should find out that they are evading federal taxation.

This is why base premises must be understood. It is critical to understand sin and its consequential manifestations. The Holy Bible is Truth. Not 'my truth', not 'your truth'. It is Truth, the only Truth. I really need to take the time to explain the origins of evil because a lot of what I'm telling you right now cannot be understood completely without understanding evil itself. These consequences of our criminal government are just manifestations of evil. I think I might have touched this topic just a little when I explained the logic for the jealous person's feelings.

1864897514651, Kiwi Farms 13 Comments [12/26/2017 9:46:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

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(On Chelsea Manning running for Senate)

That's the problem. There's a surplus of non rational human beings in the country now days that will vote for this fool. This person is not only mentally ill but should be behind bars for his/her/it's treasonous acts.

Enuf Already, Disqus - News Network 16 Comments [1/18/2018 12:11:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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