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Quote# 71410

You're gay because you've chosen to allow and succumb to perverted thoughts and feelings. You've? made a choice to be gay because it's easier justifying your actions then doing something about them. To be a homosexual is to Reject God and all and any logic that says otherwise. There is however many gays that would love to be helped back to a normal life. How dare you take that hope away from them by saying things like it's biological and there's nothing they can do.

vita008, YouTube 67 Comments [3/10/2010 7:40:21 AM]
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Quote# 29083

Things are not "bad" based on their effects on other people. Things are "bad" based on how God has ranked them on the order of goodness. Fornication, Theft, and Adultery are all major sins, though they are not on equal levels.

Short Answer: EVERYTHING is good or bad because God said so.

Syriankid, bodybuilding.com 30 Comments [9/18/2007 12:38:20 AM]
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Quote# 69434

Homosexuality was supported in Nazi Germany, although modern gay rights activists claim that an estimated 100,000 homosexual men were arrested for this crime, of whom approximately 5,000 to 15,000 were interned in concentration camps.

Yet, according to some historians, homosexual men constituted the core of the Nazi Party in Germany. In contrast to the wimpy "swish" homosexual, Nazi homosexuals were ultra-macho or "butch".

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 76 Comments [1/8/2010 7:05:23 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 71362

Before I gave up on voting, I voted libertarian. I do not think people should have the right to harm each other. My libertarian solution to enforcing modesty of dress in women would be to only make rape illegal if it is unprovoked based on local community standards. Voting itself isn't really a right as much as a privilege that should be reserved for intelligent men.

fschmidt, love-shy.com 87 Comments [3/8/2010 7:23:04 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 66729

f Moses call an air strike? Child's play. How about stopping the world for a day?

Joshua 10:12-14 "So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself on its enemies, as it is written in the Book of Jashar. The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day." Modern atrocity is you lot, not God.

Once I asked the Lord to extinguish a star in the Pleidees. Shortly thereafter it was announced in the local Oxford newspapers, 1971.

lou4ii, youtube 40 Comments [10/24/2009 12:56:17 AM]
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Submitted By: NonStampCollector
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Quote# 71426

I believe, as we stand on the abyss tonight, that those Americans who are want to turn to God for answers that this is a time to be doing that. To ask for his help, supernaturally, so that we don't make this fatal step pushing our nation into socialized medicine.

Congressman Todd Akin (R), CSPAN, House Session 84 Comments [3/9/2010 1:21:50 PM]
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Quote# 71226

"Balkanizing" is exactly what YOU do dipshit, define everyone by their tribal affiliation. we're NOT individuals, we're "queers" or American-Somoa-Americans" according to your Leftard logic.

If you had even spent one hour studying the difference between cultures of the Old World and the New World, you would understand that we celebrate the individual, whereas they celebrate "blood ties" what binds us as a nation is patriotism and a single language, not queerness or anything other identity that splinters us into minority groups in search of political entitlement.

Canada's "multi-culti" philosophy is a joke. How can you have a country that openly invited people from other countries and tells, them: you don't need to speak our language, you don't need to adopt our customs, please be swift when you slit our pink bellies open. The first mistake was to allow French as an official language. The Frogs lost, the English in Canada should have acted like winners, not losers. Look at the result, the Frogs, a minority, suck down the most cash, bellyache the most and get catered to, when they should be booted out on the street, which is what they threaten to do from time to time, just to increase the cash flow.

You leftards are a sick bunch.

ROFLMAOHAHAHEHE, Moonbattery 61 Comments [3/2/2010 2:45:58 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 24937

Those on the Evolution side use their education to bully those who didn't study science. They think they are cute, but they really come across as bullies throwing around scientific terms those on the Creationist side do not understand.

Christianite, Atheists.com 78 Comments [5/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: KFD
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Quote# 58922

[on the man that murdered his son to "save his son's salvation"]

A: You are born. You live till 70. You believe in God. You go to heaven for eternity.

B. You are born. You live till 70. You don't believe in God. You go to hell for eternity.

C. You are born. You die at a young enough age to get a free visa for heaven for eternity.

Now whilst most people would choose A, (assuming God were real), the difference between A and C is really not that much. Eternity is infinite. Adding on 70 lost years of earth life is nothing.

The risk comes with choosing option A. Because you risk it becoming option B. Which is bad apparently.

So, if I could choose, before being born, who I was born to - I would prefer to be born to the 'nutcase' parent who will kill me young, so I couldn't get 'judged' by God and sent to hell.

It's simple really.

mark, myspace forums 71 Comments [2/17/2009 5:46:02 PM]
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Quote# 32935

i've never read any of the harry potter books---in the same way that i've never taken a needleful of heroine or snacked on a bowl of rat poison.

witchcraft is not harmless. the defence that "it gets kids interested in reading" makes about as much sense as saying that gang rape "gets kids interested in social activities".

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ImOnStandby221, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [12/28/2007 4:51:26 AM]
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Quote# 51570

Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked
My sister just called and asked me to post here for we Christians to pray and visualize a wall between Obama and the presidency that he cannot penetrate.

Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents.


Dear Father God,

We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.

Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.

I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.

We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-

Amen and Amen

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 111 Comments [11/5/2008 3:23:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Me
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Quote# 50767

American presidents have become famous of late for their wives sorceries or approval of immorality. Nancy Reagan consulted astrologers as one case among many. Laura Bush goes on tv with a known lesbian as if okaying the lifestyle – after her husband tried a lame attempt at a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage rather than a constitutional amendment to ban homosexuality. Jackie Kennedy prayed to the host of heaven.

All these, to themselves had and have very good reasons for their absolute loathing of Jesus Christ as He actually is in favor a lie of Who and What He is that they can twist to keep themselves in power as supposed dictators of orthodoxy and acceptable ‘free willed’ behavior patterns before God. All of them have been assigned such by God – to their destruction...

Christian Clarity Review, Christian Clarity Review 34 Comments [10/30/2008 12:57:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 51953

Would it be wrong for me to fire an Atheist?
I found out one of my employees doesn't believe in G0d. I'm trying to run a Christian business. I feel as though people who want to take G0d out of our country don't deserve anything good from me. Obviously I'll make up a lame reason to fire them so they can't sue me.
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I want employees with morals.
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My business is no faith-based. I run a restaurant.
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Un Taro, Yahoo Answers 59 Comments [11/11/2008 12:21:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Thejebusfire
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Quote# 59414

Is this why atheists, pagans, etc don't like us Christians?
They look at us, and see how we are. They notice that we don't do many of the things they do, like go to parties and get drunk, steal from our neighbors, have promiscuous sex, and cheat on our significant others. This makes them feel bad about themselves, but at the same time, they feel as if they are being scolded. The light that is our righteousness casts light upon their misdeeds, and it makes them uncomfortable, like walking into a well lit room after being in the dark for a long time.

Soldier For Salvation, Yahoo Answers, Religion and Spirituality 111 Comments [2/22/2009 3:01:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Thedonutkid
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Quote# 2848

[To someone questioning the doctrine of hell on ethical grounds]Sorry to miss your point, and I understand where you are coming from....and believe me, if I listened to my conscience all the time, I'd depart the faith.

chrislb, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6110

Of course the resurrection happened. How do I know? Because God said so.

Paul 57, Tribulation Forces Community 6 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 71271

[regarding someone wanting to look at other theological beliefs]

(Maybe he's just trying to see the world on his own terms, without bias, maybe? I mean, have YOU done that?)

No I haven't done that. I also haven't shoved a nail up my smallest orifice and I don't think that's deserving of respect either.

It's not worthy of respect, it's stupid. It's dancing around naked in a battlefield.

OrangeWizard, GameFAQs 126 Comments [3/4/2010 1:52:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Green Goblin
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Quote# 5237

And I have no earth-shaking answers other than to say that of all the religions out there, Christianity is the most likely to be true because of what God reveals about himself in the bible and through Jesus.

bluetrinity, Christian Forums 7 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6349

As if lack of belief is the only sin you've ever committed. And shoplifting doesn't really infringe on the rights of others, but it may infringe on the rights of the clothes being stolen...

Magus55, Internet Infidels 14 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 47634

I grew up in the Pentacostal church and I know that we are the one true church. Sarah has been chosen by God to lead this country back to the true church before the second coming of Christ. And yest is it true that Israel and of its followings will reap the wrath of God if they do not accept Christ. Sarah knows this and will make a difference in America before its is too late. All of those who do not follow her will be sent to Hell. This is your last chance. Heed the call. And every true Pentacostal member knows that black is the face of Satan.

September 14, 2008 at 7:50 pm

Pentecostal, Wall Street Journal Blog 64 Comments [9/16/2008 4:03:25 PM]
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Quote# 7826

The reason Darwin had to mention God in his book, was the mindset of that time. Like so many have alread admitted, and understand, Creation was the accepted thing at that time. And the biggest precent of the population were Christian. So to attack this, in the form that Darwin could have done, would have been sure death for his book, and his idea. Because every pulpit would have been preaching against it, and people would of had preconcieved ideas, even before reading the book. So God was mentioned because Darwin was not stupid to not do so.

ikester7579, Bibleforums.org 6 Comments [9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 71331

I say all that to say that I don’t care about little boys being sexually stimulated by women. It’s not rape. It’s not supported by the dominant power structure, which does support overtly and explicitly the rape of girls and women.

Margaret, aroomofourown 95 Comments [3/5/2010 4:56:40 PM]
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Quote# 71349

@wentshow just youtube it.? she explains things very well. a fetus is human. there is no denying that. so the pro-abortion crowd goes with the 'conciousness' act. as in its not alive if it does not have a concious.

she explains things perfectly.

people say that 'its a womens body' its 'her choice'. there is a 50% chance that the baby is a male....a male has a penis......a women has no penis. there for he is not a part of her body. there for it is no longer her 'choice'.

zackgonnasurvivenwo, YT 67 Comments [3/4/2010 12:33:12 AM]
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Quote# 71285

I do not understand how people CANNOT believe in God. There seems to be an overwhelming amount of evidence. The Bible is not only just a religious book that forms the basis of the entire Christian religion, it is also a book of HISTORY. Denying there is a God is like denying the Holocaust ever happened.

Ev Reeman, Free Republic 81 Comments [3/3/2010 2:51:59 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 71419

"The Bossier Parish sheriff's office is launching a program called "Operation Exodus," a policing plan for an end-of-the-world scenario involving a mostly white group of ex-police volunteers and a .50-caliber machine gun, inspired in part from the Book of Exodus in the Bible."

Sheriff Larry Deen, http://www.shreveporttimes.com 58 Comments [3/10/2010 7:42:06 AM]
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Submitted By: JB
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