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Quote# 116060

Yes, satan has a penis, but I'm not sure what that has to do with this thread?

Navaros, IMDB 29 Comments [1/15/2016 4:04:17 AM]
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Quote# 116629

on People born of rape

I was watching a show with my parents recently, where a guy in highschool (I think) tried to kill a man because he raped the kid's mother so long ago. The mother didn't press charges, and was apparently just trying to forget the whole thing happened. eventually he found out after questioning who his father was, and afterwards starts plotting murder.

I asked my parents why they think someone would do something like that. My dad said that if the mother isn't happy, no one is happy. In a tone of voice that made me think he didn't want to talk any more about it.

That doesn't really make sense to me, though. The mother is reasonably happy. Nothing good would come out of killing the guy because there was no evidence that the man was a repeat offender. He said himself that it was a mistake and he was sorry about it.

The main thing I'm curious about is why would someone be so furious at a guy for bringing them into the world? Sure it was illegal, but I didn't have reason to believe his life was so crappy. Even if it was, suicide would be better than murder.

You might be able to just say he wasn't thinking rationally, and that's just that. Or maybe I'm thinking too deeply about something that's supposed to make the attempted murderer sympathetic.

Why would a person be violently angry at someone when that someone gave them life, even if it was through illegal means? I could understand if it was about other things, like if the guy was still after his mother or something like that, or if he was still raping other people. But the kid was angry at a guy that raped someone, that caused him to be born. Personally I think I'd cut the guy some slack if my life wasn't too bad.

Chad, Zelda Universe 6 Comments [2/6/2016 6:52:23 PM]
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Quote# 116583

The pro-life movement's obsession with the victimhood of the abortive mother does not square up with the attitude of the abortive mother where it matters the most--at the abortion clinics.

Babies Are Murdered Here, Babies Are Murdered Here Facebook Page 16 Comments [2/5/2016 3:52:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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Quote# 116587

Winged Wonders

Creation on Display

Winged reptiles were primitive, clumsy, “prehistoric” beasts, barely able to get off the ground, right? Take a closer look and see.

As big as a hang glider and bristling with teeth, it’s no wonder this fossil flying monster is called Anhanguera (ahn-yang-WHERE-ah), or “old devil.” Today, you may see Anhanguera in a museum’s “Prehistoric Flight” display, but there’s nothing primitive about it. From head to tail, the old devil was loaded with unique and sophisticated flying designs.

Wingin’ It
Anhanguera was geared to soar on narrow, sailplane-like wings that spanned 15 feet (4.5 m). As with other pterosaurs, more than half the wing’s length actually trailed from a single supersized finger, the fourth digit (corresponding to our ring finger). This gigantic wing finger had to be large enough and strong enough to bear the stresses on the main wing membrane, which stretched from the fingertip all the way to the ankle.

Much more than a simple flap of skin stretched over bones, the pterosaur wing packed all the complexity of the most advanced jet fighter wing—flaps, ailerons, spoilers, and more—into an incredibly thin sheet.

The wing membrane consisted of three layers. The outermost layer was made of long, thin, structural fibers called actinofibrils (ak-TIN-oh-FYE-brils), found only in pterosaurs. These fibers kept the membrane stretched tight during flight. Just below was an intricate web of muscle and connective tissue that allowed Anhanguera to control the curvature of its wing even more precisely than birds do. The deepest layer consisted of the blood vessels that fed the muscles. All this squeezed into a wing membrane just hundredths of an inch—a millimeter or two—thick!

Pterosaurs didn’t have feathers or hair to protect them from the wind chill of flying, like birds and bats do. They had their own system instead. Covering most of the body were short, quarter-inch (5–7 mm) hair-like structures called pycnofibers (PICK-no-FYE-berz). They aren’t frequently fossilized, but when preserved they have been found on the head, body, and limbs (not on the wings so far). Though pycnofibers’ structure differs from mammal hair, they attached to the skin and likely performed some of the same functions.

This unique insulation gave the old devil a distinctly fuzzy appearance. While pycnofibers show no direct evidence of color, advanced ultraviolet photography of some pterosaur fossils shows they possessed beautiful color patterns on their crests. So forget the dull greens and grays in old dinosaur books; pterosaurs flew with flair!

Breathing Room
To make flight possible you need lots of oxygen flowing through your body. To help with this, Anhanguera had pneumatized (NEW-mah-tized) bones—hollow bones that contained air sacs. The air sacs inflated and deflated like balloons, drawing in air and continuously passing it through the lungs. The lungs themselves didn’t inflate because Anhanguera’s chest was stiff and could not expand like ours.

The pneumatized bones in the neck, arm, back, and pelvic regions are clues that Anhanguera had an advanced, lightweight, ultra-efficient, bird-like respiratory system to keep it flying for long periods out over the ocean.

Fly Fishing
While flying, Anhanguera was looking for food. With large, forward-facing eyes, it had great eyesight. The big eye sockets and long, toothy jaw make the skull look large from the side, but it was narrow and filled with open cavities to be aerodynamic and lightweight.

The old devil’s mouth was filled with teeth, ideal for scooping up fish, which, in the post-Fall world, made up nearly all of its diet. Anhanguera was initially created to eat plants, and its tooth structure was likely different at the beginning. But by the time of the Flood, the whole world was filled with violence, and this includes the specimens buried by the Flood (Genesis 6:11).

Anhanguera belongs to a large group of flying reptiles called pterosaurs, which had many other cutting-edge designs for flight, including unique bones, fused vertebrae, and large brains with specialized regions that processed flight inputs. Each pterosaur displays its own variation on central themes: body size, wing shape, crest, tail, and no doubt color, behavior, and more. God’s astounding variety and intricate designs continue to show us His great creativity and love of a bountiful creation.

Dr. Marcus Ross, Answers in Genesis 23 Comments [2/5/2016 3:57:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Arceus
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Quote# 116590

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Israel’s haredi Deputy Education Minister Meir Porush told the Knesset plenum today that Women of the Wall should be “thrown to the dogs,” the Times of Israel reported.

Porush also used his allotted Knesset time to attack the Reform Movement, claiming the movement and its members are “responsible for the terrible intermarriage that we’ve been witnessing in the United States.”

Porush also emphasized what the Reform and Conservative Movements and Women of the Wall have now denied – that the location of the new egalitarian prayer area located south of the Kotel (Western Wall) proper near the Dung Gate of Jerusalem’s Old City is an “out-of-the-way corner. That’s where you belong. [All of them] should be thrown to the dogs,” Porush fumed.

In reaction to the tirade by Porush, the Conservative Movement’s Israel branch called on Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to fire Porush. But that is unlikely to happen because Netanyahu’s coalition depends on the support of Porush’s Ashkenazi haredi United Torah Judaism Party to stay in power.

The Reform Movement has not yet issued a response to Porush.

Meir Porush, Failed Messiah 17 Comments [2/5/2016 4:33:18 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP
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Quote# 116591

on uganda's "kill the gays bill

We don't like it, but it's not our problem. We have no right to tell other people what to do. I know People will hate me for saying that, but it's the truth.

[ ^Are you talking about homosexuality or the Death Penalty for homosexual acts. ]

Death penalty for homosexual acts.

[ If you mean what I think you mean, then you're a horrible, horrible person. If not, then I apologize for misreading.BTW, everyone has the right to tell others what to do. However, the person recieving the criticism has the right to not accept it or act on it. This applies equally to us as it does to the Ugandan government ]

Sorry. but we do not agree. I will never tell another person what to do with their life and the choices they make.

[ You're still being ambiguous. It's almost as if you're telling me that we shouldn't be telling the Ugandan government what to do.

But we're not. We're just reminding them that they don't have the right to tell homosexual people what to do, a-la your logic.

I know what you are saying, but us crying about it is not going to change anybodies mind. If it was me I would do it more simply because it people complain and it would piss me off. I'm sure thats how they are. Until people shut up they will just troll the ???? out of the US and any other country that complains about what their leaders do.

You're speaking as if it's our country. We have choices. We in our society can say yes or no. They do not. If somebody disagrees they die, and if they want to pass a bill, they just will. No matter what their people say. That is the bigger problem! NOT JUST GAYS! I think that is what people should worry about more. People dying for having their own mind. Not just one group of people. It makes me sick seeing people cry over gays, blacks, ect, when it is the entire masses that are being killed for just having their own outlook. Yet again though, we should not worry about them when we have our own country to unite and fix. We waste too much time on other countries.

[ on gay marriage]

I believe Homosexuality is incorrect. Not wrong, incorrect. I'm not trying to offend anybody but I can have my own opinion on it. Humans have the gift of introspection and we can tell the difference between our sexes. Nature HAS intended for male and female to be together and I should not have to explain myself. I myself cannot stand the argument, “Animals are gay too" because that is redundant as all hell. Again, we have this little thing called self-awareness. Most animals do not, and the ones that do have nothing close to our level of ours. I just don't understand how people can be with the same sex and I never will. People have told me they love them. But again, I don't believe in romantic love. Just so everybody knows I am no gay basher, I have a few gay friends and what not. But when it comes to the marriage thing, I do not think it is our right to bud in on its foundation. Marriage IS a religious coming together of a man and women. It has nothing to do with the state or with in the laws. It's something that religious people do not do and I respect it. I think gays trying to pry their way in are just disrespectful to people who believe in tradition.


It's very simple. We have two sexes, not one. My personal look on it is some sort of brain dysfunction. I know it sounds harsh, but again, you can look up studies on this. Our bodies chemicals come into play with the opposite sex. It's our natural working order. So how can people become gay? It's intriguing the human mind.

Emotional ties can be bisexual, yes. But like other animals, humans fit into groups. We have friends and become close to one another. But we don't start humping each other either. I don't see relationships as straight or gay because I do not believe in romantic relationships. I see it as who is humping who because at the end of the day, we are organisms and we multiply. That is what life naturally is. Eat, sleep, and sex. That is what we did at the beginning of our existence. But our intellect is so advanced now, we can sit back and think about what we do. Which I think adds to human error. We make weird decisions

[ Are you implying that only religious people can get married?Also, are you implying that gays can't be religious ]

Gays can be. But thats hypocritical. Like when Gay people say, " God doesn't care who I'm with." But if they open up their little book and actually read it, they would see otherwise. . Stupid people like that who have no idea what they are talking about makes me laugh. I am not even religious and yet I know more about a lot of religions than it's own people simply because it's fascinating.

Yes. My point. We don't make the rules. Why are there 2 sexes then if that is not what nature has intended? Not just with animated life either. It goes the same for our plants too. Why do so many refuse to see the obvious? WE ARE MADE TO WORK THAT WAY! It's so sad, but I know it's true, that you can't even have your kids in 3rd grade before they have some he-she walk into a classroom and talk about gay ????. LEAVE THAT TO THE PARENTS! Not only that but I understand the caring part and emotional ties with other humans. I can kinda see how that works. But when a chick has a dick and a dude has a vag, something is not screwed in right in their heads. Sorry. If I had kids I would be really pissed off if my school had somebody teach them about ( "tolerating" ) gays, yet do not teach them facts about them or so much as point out the obvious. I had to sit through it myself but I just laughed at it. White kids and be called "honkeies" all day long and we hear "nigga" in our childrens schools everyday but "fag" is just so evil it will get a kid kicked out of school? Are you kidding me? Equal rights = Equal treatment. Not special treatment and that what they REALLY want. Not to be criticized, and people are too scared to do it in this day and age but I am not. I will not support cry babies that complain and waste my time really giving a ????. People that have lives have better ???? to do than listen to people complain. If they want to get married there are five states and a few countries they can move to.

Again, I am not a homophobe and even my gay friends understand where I am coming from. I am not trying to offend anybody.

TheSageOfDarkness, Zelda Universe 21 Comments [2/5/2016 4:33:39 AM]
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Quote# 116593

I personally don't care if OTHER people are bisexuals/homo, but not my kids infact if I found out that they were gay I would kick them out of my house and make them change their family name

[ Then you are a ****ing idiot and should sterilize yourself before you get the chance of having kids. ]

that's just my culture and the way I am, I don't care about other homo's and bi's but just my kids and please don't insult me online you will get nothing out of it.

[ No, I'm brutally honest, please sterilize yourself so you don't have a 10% chance per kid of ****ing it up just because you're a terrible person. ]

why do you assume I am terrible? it's just the way I will raise my kids, I will NOT however teach them to hate bi's or homo's, besides they're MY kids and that is the way I will raise them

hey, please don't tell me to not or to have children or not, that is not your choice + I will raise them to our heritages tradition and culture and if they want to be gay or bi that's up to them, But they would no longer be my kids. I need people to carry on my family's blood line.

[ What culture are you even from, anyway? Are you from some backwater Louisiana swamp or something?Ugh, I think I taste bile in my mouth. ]

Im an african arab.

[Which is why you ask them if the 10% or so odds of them being gay - Get a surrogate mother or a sperm donor, and you'll have your ****ing bloodline. Or, get more than one child.Which is why you should get yourself sterilized already... unless you prefer brain surgery. ]

heh, you insult me because my Views are different from yours, I don't care if people are Gay or not, but I will raise my kids to be straight men/women. if they choose otherwise then so be it, I will disown them but will not harm them. I want to raise my kids according to our heritage and tradition, I don't hate, I repeat I don't Hate gays or bi's but I will not have my children be gay or bi, if they want to be gay I will not stop them, but would break off all family ties with them and thats it period.

[ And that's different from hate, how? ]

because if I hated them, I wouldn't have gay employees or have gay friends, but I won't have gay kids and that's it.

[ It's still bigotry, no matter how much you might try to cover it up.Oh, and you have gay employees because they could sue you if you refuse to hire them just because they're gay. ]

no, because I don't care if they're gay or not as long as they're skillful and cost efficient

Happy Mask Man, Zelda Universe 18 Comments [2/5/2016 4:34:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Randy
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Quote# 116599

In his most recent video, extremist anti-gay activist Theodore Shoebat declared that Jesus Christ would peronally beat gay people to death.

After ranting that the U.S. military is being overrun by "faggots" who routinely rape straight male soldiers, Shoebat faulted America for not being more like Eastern European nations where gay people are physically beaten in the streets while their attackers escape punishment.

"When you have the sodomites coming out into the streets and the Christians come and beat them up," Shoebat said, "the people who are beating up the sodomites don't really get punished because the society is so conditioned that way ... If there's a law written in the hearts of the people, then the people who fighting this evil, physically, with their hands, fighting them, beating them up, those people are not going to get in trouble."

"We don't have that in America," he lamented.

"Jesus Christ took up a whip and beat people up in his Father's temple," Shoebat declared. "Now imagine if sodomites were in his Father's temple. Jesus would have killed them all. He wouldn't just have hit them; Jesus got violent!"

Theodore Shoebat, Right Wing Watch 22 Comments [2/6/2016 4:25:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Ibuki Mioda
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Quote# 116608

Tell 'The Rainbow Mafia To Leave Captain America Alone!'
Steve Pauwels, a pastor in Londonderry, New Hampshire, and an editor at Clashdaily.com, is not very happy about the inclusion of gay and transgender characters in superhero comic books and is calling on his fellow anti-gay activists to rise up and tell the "Rainbow Mafia to leave Captain America alone!"
In a column posted on BarbWire.com today, Pauwels fumes that the "rainbow mafia" has utterly contaminated "healthy male friendship" so that now "any non-libidinous connection between dudes has become fair game for pro-deviancy revisionism."
"Sodomite supremacists," he writes, are driven by a "psychic rage" to completely destroy the culture, so much so that they have now even taken over our precious comic books:
[i]When I was a teenager, Captain America was probably my favorite comic book hero. Every month I’d eagerly look forward to the newest issue of Captain America and the Falcon. The Falcon, you ask? He was the red-white-and-blue Avenger’s African-American partner — “partner” as in crime-fighting teammate, not as in the fellow who, after a full day of busting bad guys with Cap, did things with him in the dark that would make most comic aficionados go, “Ewwwww.”
Yes, back in the mid/late 1970’s, “partner” still just meant … well, “partner”; nothing more salacious. But, of course, that semantic status quo couldn’t be allowed to endure — and the meaning of a once innocent word has significantly warped into something icky. As, alas, has occurred with such previously serviceable terms as “gay”, “queer” and “marriage” – the “homosexual rights” movement churns on like a lavender Pac Man, omnivorously gobbling up everything in it’s path.
Why else would it be necessary to contemplate the sexual proclivities of a comic book hotshot? That the fellow firing laser beams from his eyes prefers canoodling with Carl rather than Carla? The guy who can lift a building over his head favors anal intercourse to the real thing? The woman defying gravity’s limitations also flies home at night to be with her “wife”?
Recall Andrew Wheeler’s admission: the goal is not just “some” homosexual heroes, but “enough” of them. “Success” arrives with Captain America and his boyfriend. Except that, for the Lavender Lobby, it’s never “enough”. First, it was “Leave us alone!” Then, prominence in film, television, music, literature. Next? “Gay marriage”. And lately, the comic-book cosmos.
It does supply an idea for a truly daunting supervillain: an unrelenting baddie who wields his powers to transform all of society into his version of a sodomy-worshiping, marriage-distorting, family-depredating Eden. I’d love to see Cap and the Falcon take a crack at challenging, then vanquishing him. Those of us who prize God’s original plan for sexuality and marriage certainly have no other choice.
Share if you want the Rainbow Mafia to leave Captain America alone![i]

Steve Pauwels, via RightWingWatch 21 Comments [2/6/2016 6:42:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Kuno
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Quote# 116611

I am a galactic super human on a sacred mission to change this world and liberate 7 billion slaves from the zionist matrix mainframe system. It sure is fun to sing prayers amplified with super crystals and change the earth and molecules inside of people for greater health. Fighting unseen demons is part of being a powerful shaman assisted by archangel Michael.

Joe Eigo, Instagram 15 Comments [2/6/2016 6:43:07 AM]
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Quote# 116626

Although the advent of colonialism and Western capital in the Arab world has transformed most aspects of daily life, efforts to impose a European heterosexual regime on Arab men have succeeded among only the upper classes and the increasingly Westernized middle classes. It is among members of these wealthier segments of society that the Gay International has found native informants.


While the premodern West attacked the Muslim world’s alleged sexual licentiousness, the modern West attacks its alleged repression of sexual freedoms. Representations of the Arab world in the discourse of the Gay International, which includes the popular publication Spartacus, an “International Gay Guide,” range from the horrific to the splendid, the latter on account of the availability of Arab men willing to engage in insertive anal intercourse with Western (read white) gay men. In the context of an Arab anticolonial nationalism or the more recent Islamism seeking Western technological modernization while preserving its version of cultural or religious authenticity, the Gay International is correctly perceived as part of Western encroachment on Arab and Muslim cultures.


More recently, the Egyptian authorities have begun to crack down on Cairo locations where Westernized Egyptian gay-identified men and their European and American tourist cohorts congregate. On 11 May 2001, the police raided a discotheque housed in a boat on the Nile in the upper-class neighborhood of Zamalik and arrested fifty-five people. Women and foreign (i.e., mostly European and American) men who were detained were released on the spot, and three Egyptian men found to be the sons of prominent people were released shortly afterward. The arrested men — all Egyptian — were reportedly roughed up and insulted by the police. They were later subjected to so-called medical (read rectal) exams to verify their “deviance.”


This is important in that the police do not seek to, and cannot if they were so inclined, arrest men practicing same-sex contact but rather are pursuing those among them who identify as “gay” on a personal level and who seek to use this identity as a group identification through social and public activities. The campaign of the Gay International misses this important distinction. The point being that it is not same-sex sexual practices that are being repressed by the Egyptian police but rather the sociopolitical identification of these practices with the Western identity of gayness and the publicness that these gay-identified men seek.

Joseph Massad, Public Culture 3 Comments [2/6/2016 6:48:54 PM]
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Quote# 116612

Royal Reptilians have horns. This is a scene from the latest X-Files tv show. I am part of this royal genetic bloodline. Much of my DNA from past lives carries into who I am today. The reptilian race is not all bad. There are some fighting for GOD on earth.


I recently listened to David Icke with Zulu chef about the royal Reptilians with horns. My friends saw me shapeshift into these beings and I began to remember my past lives using such powers.

Joe Eigo, Instagram 18 Comments [2/6/2016 6:43:14 AM]
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Quote# 116622

Any promoting of Hunting: Hunting is offensive it's self because it violates the rights of the other animal (Regardless of endangered arguments). If it's bad to "hunt humans" in protections of there rights, it's also bad to hunt other animals in protections of there rights too.

Inequality: Stuff like saying "Wolves should be hunted or partly so humans can live", "My sexuality is better", "Discounting other opinions of interest but your own", etc... Is highly banned here. Even saying "My animal is better than yours" is banned too.

Anti-Sexuality of any kind: That includes anti-zoosexuality. Due to actual arguments I been hearing, I get in rage to see hatred against those kinds of people. Remember, I said no hatred of any kind, and that includes that. Period. Otherwise, I would abuse my spiritual view. The anti-sexuality of any kind even includes "pedo", it's self by the way.

wwwarea, deviantart 3 Comments [2/6/2016 6:45:51 PM]
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Quote# 116630

on genetically engineering children

I'm not opposed to this. Physical and mental defects would be screened first for my child. I don't care what color their eyes and hair are, but if I could ensure s/he looks good, that would go a long way in making him/her happy. Yes I would also screen for homosexuality, and take measures to prevent it. Please don't call me a homophobe, but I would prefer my child not be homosexual. Or deaf. Or have any kind of poor/nonexistant senses.

It would take a lot of worry away from parents if they could be sure that their child can have a good start in life. I'm all for it.

Chad, Zelda universe 14 Comments [2/6/2016 6:52:29 PM]
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Quote# 116623

Why are you acting like I haven't heard this tirade 1000 times before?
You are not knowing the difference between active vs. inactive choice. This is getting a bit philosophical, but the intention is not itself that the gay is choosing to change his sexual attraction, but he actively chooses to act UPON it. As in, dick in another man's ass. Homosexual sodomy and the LGBT lifestyle causes nothing but social decay, long term dissatisfaction and suffering, spread of disease, hedonism, and overall negative effects for suffering as a whole. The happiest and most fulfilled sexual deviants suppressed their sinful temptations and turned to God for guidance and happiness. And if you believe that God can't make you happy unless you can have sex with a man, you are a troglodyte primal creature of lust.

entropyofsaints, /r/CrusaderKings 6 Comments [2/6/2016 6:47:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Vifibi
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Quote# 116620

It is no surprise that more leftists buy books, including fairytale books, for their children, and pass along their political viewpoints as well. Leftists already live in Cloudcuckooland, which is next door to fairyland.

I suggest that some enterprising political scientist perform a similar study for any book-reading of any kind, not just books about schoolboy wizards, or, indeed, any idle pastime whatsoever. Leftism is found more among idle folk whose mental immune system is weak: among teens, among university professors, and among everyone else who does not work for a living.

John C. Wright, John C. Wright's Journal 36 Comments [2/6/2016 7:15:32 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 116609

Just a quick reply to those who are doomed and fully paid up members of the hell bound club.Scripture often tells us about the actions of the Lord and you people are not up to a fair discussion you are simply blinkered in all departments,but as stated the last laugh belongs to the Lord you all have to approach the last day and as you slobber over your beer at the physic meeting at your local pub well have a reading Hebrews 9:27King James Version (KJV)

27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

~TW~, Religion and Ethics 13 Comments [2/6/2016 6:42:26 AM]
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Submitted By: NearlySane
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Quote# 116621

For better or worse, reality is conservative. Because of this, drama in any form tends to be conservative: readers still enjoy reading love stories and heroic adventures. Hence a book like Harry Potter, which is based on archetypes as old as cave paintings — wise men with long gray beards, evil serpents, trusted comrades, the unloved orphan (who, like Hercules or Moses, is chosen by fate to slay monsters or evil lords and save his people) — is innately conservative.

John C. Wright, John C. Wright's Journal 27 Comments [2/6/2016 9:47:11 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 116568

The head of the Cuyahoga County Republicans jumped to the defense of the state senate majority leader after he made condescending remarks about his GOP opponent, calling her “sweetie” and saying she shouldn’t be running for political office because she’s a young mother.

Senate Majority Leader Tom Patton was blasted on Thursday after comments he made about fellow Republican Jennifer Herold, reports Cleveland.com.

In a radio interview, Patton said, “The gal that’s running against me is a 30-year-old, you know, mom, mother of two infants. And I don’t know if anybody explained to her we’ve got to spend three nights a week in Columbus. So, how does that work out for you? I waited until I was 48 and my kids were raised, and at least adults, before we took the opportunity to try.”

Patton also referred to Herold as a “young gal” and added: “I want to tell her, ‘Hey Sweetie, I just got 27 percent of the pie in just my district, which is nine times what should have been done.'”

Faced with criticism over the condescending comments, GOP county chair Rob Frost defended Patton, saying, “These are not sexist or out-of-line comments.”

Tom Patton & Rob Frost, Rawstory.com 25 Comments [2/4/2016 2:37:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas
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Quote# 115661

Listen up, White Man: J.J. Abrams hates you. He relishes the thought of your extinction as he looks forward to a multi-culti matriarchy where instead of studying math and sciences, everyone sits around discussing their feelings. As for you, Black Man, he doesn’t want your extinction – you get to prance about doing monkey shine, so long as you obey your white, feminist overlords.

Paying money to see his film is the equivalent of auto-castration.


This entire film is metaphorical for affirmative action, both the direct and indirect forms. Women in today’s society graduate High School endowed with physical beauty, they enter a work environment with pro-female hiring quotas, they enjoy financial subsidies for schooling, are less likely to be harassed by the legal system, and the culture at large believes them to be naturally virtuous, hard working, and intelligent – furthermore society is as primed with a cachet of excuses for any and all short falls. Failed at school? Broke the law? Gave birth to a bastard? Men are to blame!

Meanwhile the boys who were raised beside her have been deliberately held back. Masculine behaviour was patholigized, and ritalin administered. They are presumed rapists from birth, and feminist lectures were given. They’ve been conspiring to hold women down because of their fragile, male egos, and while women’s-only spaces are an absolute must, masculine initiation and mentorship is exclusionary and evil.

The twisted reality fostered by such Hollywood films sickens me; movies are dreams, they reach deep inside of you, programming a new reality. While most storytelling comes from a place of truth, informing one of virtue and courage, this particular film has been designed to teach you lies.

The reality is that civilization is a result of men’s labour – technological progress has come from men’s inventions – even social advancement has come from men of great wisdom. The occasional female inventor or philosopher is thrown up to deny the truth of this, but even then you find that they are always – without exception – submissive towards masculinity. Jane Austin called out the petty, prideful ways of polite society (and women in particular) because she longed for the true leadership and masculinity of her beau, who’d been lost at sea. Madame Curie advanced science, because she so admired her husband the scientist and wanted to become like him. Even Ayn Rand delineated her philosophy of Objectivism as an attempt to understand masculinity, and knew perfectly well that no woman should ever be president.

Feminists have never – and will never – accomplish anything of worth, because they reject the masculine principle; the women of the greatest accomplishments are those who’ve submitted to it. J.J. Abrams preternatural fantasies about female superiors are nothing more than the symptoms of a boy whose development was arrested at an early stage. He longs for the safety of mommy’s apron strings, the pre-sexual intimacy of suckling at a milky teat, and a warm nest to protect him from the rough games the boys outside are playing. The masculine terrifies him so he denigrates father figures, while recreating the stories from his childhood.

Disney is the perfect home for him; a corporation that guarantees his safety, while monitoring and adjusting his behaviour whenever he steps out of line.

Women bleed on the birthing bed, while men bleed on the battlefield; that is the nature of the species Man. The delusions of broken boys like Abrams can’t change that – they can only pervert it. His world of gender-fluidity sells itself as freedom, but it is anything but; what he sells you is slavery, to your lusts, to your hungers, to your weaknesses, to the governments and to the corporations. True freedom, true individuality, comes when men pursue a truth higher than themselves, and women pursue the masculine truth that is higher than the feminine. These men and women are smiling, beautiful, confident, and strong because they obey a truth bigger than they are; those who follow whatever folly their hearts can conjure up are invariably ugly and wretched. It isn’t culture that creates man and woman – it is man and woman who create culture.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a perfect summation of the sickness infesting our civilization, a sickness which can only be cured by individuals devoting themselves to a higher cause. It’s time for all of us to find something worth living for, and to cast down the broken people who are held forth as idols.

Davis M.J. Aurini, Stares at the World 102 Comments [12/30/2015 5:05:02 AM]
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Quote# 116613


juicefrankie: Nice picture Joe :) let the violet flame destroy the hate that has attached itself to you.

Joe Eigo: do you want to fight ww3? ISRAEL did 911 and spray chemtrails causing death. If you are in support of such a terrorist nation that genocides palestinaian people then you are a cancer of this world.

juicefrankie: Nah, trolls like you are the cancer of the internet ;)

Joe Eigo: if I am such a cancer then why is Israel blocking me on Facebook for exposing their satanic agenda? Do you want to fight ww3? You Jewish cowards always want to play victims while getting others to fight your wars. This time your nation of Israel is doomed.

juicefrankie: Don't you claim to be Genghis Khan reincarnated? He fought many battles! His campaigns were often accompanied by massacres of the civilian populations – you should really be looking forward to this WW3!

Joe Eigo: yes I have fought many battles on earth and I have seen the apocalypse. I have been sent to punish these unholy people and bring balance to this world.

I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

juicefrankie: So you are a prophet sent by God - this is what you are saying and this is what you believe?

Joe Eigo: I am the chosen one to lead the fight against the illuminati zionists who have hijacked this world. I was born with 2 royal stars Regulus and formalhaut. The royal star Regulus is the sign of a military spiritual leader and Formalhaut is the royal star of the magician. It takes great passion to awaken 7 billion slaves on earth and do powerful magic to counter geoengineering technologies and fight demons. I am aided by archangel Michael which rules the blue ray of the throat chakra. Speaking my truth is why I ain't await to speak out against Israel and zionism. Many humans are scared like sheep but it's better to have an army of sheep led by a lion than an army of lion led by a sheep. Yes this world seems insane but it's because it takes alot of GOD power to awaken from the zionist matrix mainframe system.

Joe Eigo, Instagram 20 Comments [2/6/2016 6:43:30 AM]
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Quote# 44075

God dosen't want unmarried sex. If you want to go to heaven have sex when your married only with your partner.Abstinance is the way to go. No Sex = No babies. What do us teens know about sex and love anyway? All we do is have relations too young and make horrible mistakes. No one's perfect but you can always try to be abstinant.

lin1234567, GaiaOnline 55 Comments [8/3/2008 2:04:12 AM]
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Quote# 11048

If you can prove evolution to me , like show me how it has been usefull for scientific research , then i'll stop being a christian. Try your best.

RichardT, Christian Forums 37 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 116603

[This comment appears under a review of a television show about travel by rail]

Benjamin Creme says speaking on behalf of Maitreya and the Masters says that the only reason we have not had any nuclear attacks on a human population since 1945 in Japan is that the UFO beings have several times prevented such launches, which I find quite plausible, as it seems unlikely the sort of incompetents and despots we have had in power all around the world for the intervening 71 years since WWII would not have launched a nuclear strike by now.

Of course I am well aware a lot of the public does not believe genuine ET UFO craft and beings are here, though a lot now does (over 50% in some polls), but many ex-military and civil aviation people have sworn on oath to their genuine UFO experiences, such as in the Full Disclosure Project Video on YouTube, and I would be very interested to see someone like Mr Portillo do a serious investigation into the UFO issue, because I have seen the UFOs myself, as have millions of others worldwide, and it's time the public knew the truth that apparently various government or military already know - that we are very definitely not alone in this solar system, and that has massive (and benevolent) implications for all people on our planet.

jeremycorbynsupport, The Guardian 10 Comments [2/6/2016 4:26:40 AM]
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Quote# 115655

[on the rape epidemic in India]

Yes, rape sanctioned by the cow worshiping demon possessed culture of this third world hell hole. Is this what you want in your country?

In His Love,
Apostle Doris

His4Life, FSTDT 35 Comments [12/29/2015 6:26:29 AM]
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