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Quote# 108787

[From "Greatest Conservative Movies", some of the more notable examples]

Animal Farm (1999) Not Rated: Live-action film adaptation of the conservative text of the same name from George Orwell and of the 1945 original.
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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) PG-13 Contains messages of patriotism, perseverance and standing up to evil dictators. The film's protagonist Steve Rogers is also arguably the most conservative superhero of the Avengers universe. Last film produced by Marvel Studios before it's takeover by liberal parent Disney.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) PG-13: Film about a hero who believes in the principles that the United States was founded on and is unwilling to see them be destroyed. The filmmakers based the villains of this film on the NSA and the Obama administration.
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The Incredibles (2004) PG: The world's superheroes are forced to give up their heroics and go into hiding after Mr. Incredible saves a suicidal man as well as a derailed train from a bridge destroyed by one of his enemies (who ironically got away with it), causing the populace to turns on superheroes and lawyers to sue them.
The film celebrates the importance of the family unit; Elastigirl fails at parenting when her husband, Mr. Incredible, neglects to help her raise their children; a traditional family of superheroes is portrayed as the saviors of society, whose importance and presence has been unfairly suppressed. In addition, Mr. Incredible was also shown in the beginning to take marriage seriously, immediately heading over to the wedding when he realizes he may be running late, and doing various crime-stopping when he has time before it.

The movie also contains the conservative idea that recognition should be based on merit rather than on unsubstantiated expectations of equality. The villain, Syndrome, out of sheer jealousy, attempts to kill off real superheroes so that he use technology to pretend to be one, later planning to sell his gadgets so that everyone in the world can be super. "And when everyone is super," he explains, "no one will be." When Mr. Incredible is asked to attend his son's fifth-grade graduation, he criticizes society for "celebrating mediocrity" instead of those who are "genuinely exceptional."
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Pinocchio (1940) G :A kindhearted craftsman wishes for his own son, a blue fairy (resembling the Blessed Virgin Mary) grants his wish and turns one of his wooden puppets into a real boy. The boy learns about "moral values", and must escape the bad boys who have"hollywood values" and as a result are turned in donkeys (may represent democrats in pop culture).
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) PG-13: Unlike the rest of the movies in the series which were pure entertainment, this movie has some good Christian messages and a Christian missionary is presented in a positive light. The climax of the movie presents a very important message too; Only God can grant eternal life, not this pagan waters. Men, destroy this profane temple!
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World Trade Center (2006)PG-13: Highlights the bravery of NYC's firemen and police in 9/11

Ken DeMyer and Others, Conservapedia 46 Comments [5/21/2015 3:30:59 AM]
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Quote# 108788

In 2006 a man came to a S.C. Nazarene church to display his puppets which he claimed were used to teach Jesus Christ to young children. I took issue with the pastor and was told simply “it does not matter, there is nothing wrong with puppets and magicians in the church when used to teach children about biblical principles, etc” What really is involved is trickery and deceit, which can cause a child to become deceived and take on a spirit of spiritual dullness. Demons love puppets. What appears to be innocent is the very thing Satan and his demons use getting to children and start them on a path to deception and acceptance of deeper demonic issues later on.

A couple had a one-eyed stuffed large frog named “Max”. After some period of time they began to talk about him as if he were a family member. Max sat on a bookcase and eventually the couple “noticed his eye” seemed to be looking at them. God revealed the demonic properties of Max, he was trashed and the curses broken that demons had put on the frog.
There are recorded cases where frightened children had terrifying nightmares and upon checking their room it was discovered the child had dolls and stuffed animals in the room. When these items were removed there came a calm and peace to the child and his bedroom.One very demonic item should never be in any child's bedroom or nursery - the "Dream Catcher". Always a deadly curse.

A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal. The doll or animal becomes a playmate to the child. Some deliverance cases revealed that children actually talking to their dolls and some dolls talking back to the child ( talking back was the demon in the doll ). Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol. Relationships are built between people, not with dolls, puppets or stuffed animals.

A 3 year old had a “Raggedly Ann” doll and held on to the doll as if it were a brother or sister. The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”. Parents need to examine the toys, dolls, stuffed animals and games their children for these items attract demonic spirits and bring numerous curses on the child and into the child's home.

In years of deliverance ministry we have noticed many items that children, young people and even adults have that are demonic in nature and should be destroyed or better yet never brought into one’s possession. Here are a few to consider:
· Barbie Dolls ( vanity, encouraging young children to “grow up” too quickly )
· GI Joe and GI Jane military sets – encourages spirit of war and killing
· Raggedy Ann and Raggedly Andy dolls – slovenly dress and appearance
· Computer war games, killing, murder, mayhem, robbery, warfare
· Puppets of any kind, Teletubbies, Veggie Tale characters, Muppets
· Mime ( false faces, very demonic )
· Miniatures ( like dolls they have “personalities”, board war games )
· Any stuffed animals. Particularly teddy bears. Children need children and adults, not pretend "playmates"

In all issues it is recommended that you seek the Lord about these matters. God will show you, if you are sincere, what items are demonic and need to go and what items are safe. Let the Lord lead you. Contact objects draw demons. God wants obedience in all areas. Peace and freedom come when one obeys.
EXODUS 20:4 " You shall not make for yourself a carved image ( "Idol" / NASB ) - any likeness or anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth" (NKJV)
If you "open the door" to demonic spirits they will come in and visit you. They will attach themselves to contact objects. When a child cuddles a doll they are cuddling a demonic sprit. The demons just love to have a child "play house with dolls". The children are innocent for the most part about these matters. While the churches deny demons, curses and try to diminish the effects of witchcraft ( i.e. Halloween ) their members suffer needlessly. Their pastors don't teach the Word of God so the parents have little or no idea about the harm being done to their children. They cannot teach what they are not taught.
Go to your child's bedroom. Look around. PRAY. Ask the Holy Spirit to reveal to you the "dangers" that lurk in the room. You will be surprised to see what really is there as your eyes are opened by the LORD. ASK - He will answer you with truth.
When in doubt, cast them out.

Nehemiah Nowlen, Free in the Lord Ministries 27 Comments [5/21/2015 1:37:51 PM]
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Quote# 108802

Are you aware of the sodomite incidence of infectious disease transmission? I suggest you look up the most accomplished serial killers—most are in fact male homosexuals. Why attack someone opposed to these mental cases that rim and felch other males.

Neoliberalnot, Free Republic 6 Comments [5/22/2015 2:56:59 AM]
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Quote# 108803

[A pro-gay marriage journalist for the Irish Times shares an e-mail she received from an anti-gay marriage campaigner]



Anonymous, Twitter 15 Comments [5/22/2015 2:57:17 AM]
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Quote# 108825

It may be too little, too late for freedom and marriage in the United States. For many years now, the foot soldiers of the militant homosexual movement have labored tirelessly to infiltrate all the institutions of our nation and spread their vile campaign to "mainstream" perverse sexual behavior in our nation. They have taken one Christian business after another to court to force the violation of conscience on these people who resist their evil efforts. They have injected their lying, pro-homosexual propaganda into public school curriculums all across the nation. They have portrayed in schools and media and entertainment products a false, positive picture of homosexual relationships. They have managed to get their men on court benches across the land in positions of power in our federal, state and local governments. And because there has been very little push-back from anyone, they are succeeding.

I have repeatedly warned that the goal of this radical sexual anarchy movement is not what its members purport. It is not for "equality," "anti-bullying" or legitimate "civil rights." It is to abolish all public opposition to the in-your-face expression of homosexuality and related behaviors (like "transgenderism") and the destruction of the meaning of marriage. This is a back door way to crush our God-given, constitutionally protected rights to freedom of religion, speech, conscience and association. The Godless Marxists who have infiltrated our nation's power structure have long wanted to subdue the American people under the tyranny that is so common throughout the world and human history, yet the system our Founders put in place has been a strong bulwark against such oppression. In the militant homosexual movement, these budding tyrants have found the tool they need to destroy our freedoms through increments of judicial malfeasance, leading to bad law and regulation, such as non-discrimination dictates that protect sexual deviants at the expense of the real rights of the American people.

In danger are the freedoms of all Americans who oppose being forced to accommodate or participate in any aspect of homosexual expression and counterfeit marriage; however, it is mainly Christians who take a bold stand against this movement and the rest of the sin-laden rot that has infested our culture. That's why I say it is chiefly the rights of Christians that are the target of this satanic movement, although anyone who opposes it stands to lose their God-given rights as well.

We are set to watch the Supreme Court possibly issue the "unquestionable" imposition of same-sex "marriage" on the United States. If that happens, we will be on the fast-track to tyranny. It will become illegal to oppose homosexual expression and counterfeit marriage in any way. If the Court does this, it will effectively abolish the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. Do not imagine for a minute that churches will be exempt. They won't. These tenacious sodomite tools of the devil will not rest until even churches are forced to accommodate the slaves of the infamous crime against nature and nature's God. Even then, they won't stop their hellish crusade to establish a dominant Sodom West in these terrible last days.

So, what's the answer? What do we do? Just bend to the evil will of our degenerate culture and lawless courts? No. We are entering a time of trial and fire unlike any seen in the history of the United States, and its power goes well beyond the schemes of the "useful idiots" of the radical homosexual movement. The persecution of Christians in the U.S. has only just begun, as Satan's global, last-days regime falls horribly into place.

Gina Miller, Barb Wire 22 Comments [5/22/2015 3:21:41 AM]
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Quote# 87815

All Men Should Be Castrated? - International "Castration Day"

Some Feminists have considered this as an option. It is highly controversial.


Allow me to introduce myself...

My name is Krista, otherwise known as "The Femitheist". I am a female, a feminist, and someone who believes strongly in True Equality.

Now, I will begin explaining this entry before I post the actual article... for your discussion, of course.

Women MUST and WILL have equality, and this is the ONLY way to achieve TRUE equality. The testicles of all males, which produce the majority of their testosterone, are the primary cause of their violent behavior. The testicles also attribute greatly to many of the health problems men experience later in life (such as prostate cancer and, of course, testicular cancer).

~:The Solution... International Castration Day.:~

It is my belief (which I consider factual based on my research) that all men SHOULD be castrated. Not only for their own safety, but for the safety of all innocent women and children.

And, to achieve this...

The entire world should have an international holiday known as: "Castration Day"

Males of all ages will be brought to the public squares of their cities nude, to stand together in a circle, as they await castration by a woman known as "The Castrator", who will be a woman chosen from the public much like a juror.

Girls of all ages will attend, lining the streets to cheer and applaud the males as they join the rest of civilized society.

It will be a free vacation for any working woman. And, young girls will be able to leave school to attend this glorious ceremony.

The males will then have one hour to get to know their Castrator. Their female "spouse" will also be able to choose whether or not they would like to milk the male in order to retain a sperm sample.

If the male is too young for a "spouse", their mother or closest female relative will decide.

After this, the men will be given anesthetics. They will be placed on a table, where their Castrator will then slice open their ball-sack, remove their testicles, and the excess skin, stitch them up and clean them up.

They will be given thirty minutes to rest after the procedure.

Once the males have all been castrated, they will be grouped together again for one last look before walking nude back to their homes.

The women will then return to their jobs, schools, et cetera, and rejoice in the completion of yet another successful ceremony.

Any man who tries to evade this holiday, "Castration Day", should be murdered wherever they
are found (treated as a criminal, as it will be a crime not to attend). Or, forced to attend.
Regardless of age.

Any woman who disagrees should be provided therapy in order to free her from misogynistic indoctrination.

This holiday should replace the day known currently as "Father's Day".

If this practice were adopted officially all across the world, all war, crime, and violence would end.

We would have a true Eutopia, where peace reigns, and men do only what they exist for...

Breed.

Labor.

SERVE.

Die.

Likewise, the change of their hormones would make them less aggressive, and thus less likely to rape. It would also provide them with better health throughout their life, as the testicles are a major cause of health issues in males as they age.

All will profit from this...


And, I believe this will come to be someday soon.

Thanks for your consideration!

Femitheist Divine, The New Era of Feminism 787 Comments [6/14/2012 3:32:39 AM]
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Quote# 108824

On a regular basis, we hear the latest horror stories of gay activists targeting Christian businesses, and on a regular basis, the state is siding with the gay activists to the point that now, it is the state attorneys general who are bringing charges against these Christians.

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The bakers [of Sweet Cakes by Melissa, which denied a wedding cake to a lesbian couple] could potentially be fined $200,000 for holding to their Christian convictions. $200,000!

Can you imagine a Jewish photographer being fined $200,000 for refusing to shoot a wedding on the Sabbath?

Can you imagine a Muslim caterer being fined $200,000 for refusing to provide pork for a party?

For that matter, can you imagine a lesbian printer being fined $200,000 for refusing to print flyers for a church that said: "Leviticus 18:22: Homosexuality Is Not OK"?

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What America is learning about now is something some of us have been shouting for the last 10 years: Those who came out of the closet want to put us in the closet.

This aggressive, intolerant activism could be coming to a business or school near you.

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This means that we must push back against the intolerance and discrimination and injustice of gay activism.

And while we know that there are times when the church must serve God and society by going underground, that time is not now here in America, which means that now is the time to strengthen our resolve to do what is right.

I believe 2015 is the year of pushback and that the gay bullying will backfire. And so, while we reach out to every individual who identifies as LGBT, recognizing that the vast majority of them are not aggressive activists, we absolutely, firmly, resolutely resist the onslaught of gay activism on our society, determined to be a holy counterculture movement that will reclaim the moral ground that has been taken out from under our feet.

Dr. Michael Brown, Rapture Forums 26 Comments [5/22/2015 3:19:33 AM]
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Quote# 108806

Dr. Ian R.K. Paisley is one of the most respected men in protestant circles. Dr. Paisley has written many impressive works exposing the hellish Catholic religion, and I commend him for that. However, the protestant faith has become a cult in itself. Show me in the Word of God where we're supposed to be "protestants." We're supposed to follow Christ, not a group of people who have come out of the Great Whore of Catholicism.

Few protestants are willing to admit that they ARE "harlots" of the Great Mother Whore. The Whore has many children; such as, the Lutherans, Episcopalians, the Westminster Confession, United Methodist, etc. One false religion has begat another. And in the case of Presbyterians, not a false religion; but, they adhere to several false Romanism doctrines. The Lutheran religion is found to be a damnable atrocity when placed under the piercing Truth of the Word of God (Hebrews 4:12). Although Mr. Paisley is not as bad as the Lutherans, he still promotes false doctrines which are not found in the Scriptures.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 19 Comments [5/22/2015 2:59:39 AM]
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Quote# 108810

Up to 3,000 Yazidi girls have now been brought to Raqqa, an IS stronghold in Syria, and locked up in brothels, which are managed by an all-woman religious police force, known as the al-Khanssaa Brigade, according to the Mirror.

"These women are using barbaric interpretations of the Islamic faith to justify their actions," a source told the paper.

"They believe the militants can use these women as they please as they are non-Muslims."

Eyewitness, Zaid Al Fares, previously told IBTimes UK that in Raqqa the al-Khanssaa Brigade has around 50 fighters affiliated to IS, which until recently patrolled the city's streets pursuing women, who broke IS sharia law and enforced legal marriages to Islamist fighters.

The leaders of the battalion are said to be a group of female British jihadists, who are running the brothels.

"It is the British women who have risen to the top of the Islamic State's sharia police and now they are in charge of this operation," the source said.

"It is as bizarre as it is perverse."

al-Khanssaa Brigade and unnamed British female jihadists, International Business Times 3 Comments [5/22/2015 3:08:15 AM]
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Quote# 108827

There are many parallels with the Weimar Republic & Nazi Germany and contemporary US gun control schemes to limit civilian possession of weapons.
Marxist politicians are well ahead of the knowledge curve when it comes to gun control schemes, and the US certainly has its healthy share of left-leaning politicians that are focused on fundamentally changing the country.
History has proven many times over in order to create the all-powerful state, and empower leadership that is not restrained by a constitution, it is imperative for the state to control who has weapons. Control is accomplished in baby steps over time. An allied press is an important component.
Illinois still suffers from gun control laws originally pushed by Al Capone when Capone ruled Chicago.
Al had the guns (the Chicago police force). His rivals could not legally have weapons.
I find a frightening similarity between Benghazi & Kristallnacht. A well planned attack used to cover the real motive.
There are many similarities in the modern Democrat party and National Socialists party.


Timmy, amazon 32 Comments [5/22/2015 3:23:22 AM]
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Quote# 108811

In the last few years, Matthew Hagee has used his weekly "Hagee Hotline" program to warn that the striking down of DOMA, Obamacare, climate change, Ebola, a shooting at the Naval Yard, and a shooting in Canada's parliament were all signs of the End Times.

On yesterday's program, Hagee added last weekend's shootout between rival motorcycle gangs in Waco, Texas, to the list.

"One of the things that I believe is important to point out in this situation is that the Bible says that in the End Times, lawlessness would abound," Hagee said. "When these kinds of events take place, one word seems to describe them: lawlessness"

Matthew Hagee, Right Wing Watch 9 Comments [5/22/2015 3:09:05 AM]
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Quote# 108817

Who contributes to the information on this site?  What are their backgrounds and testimonies?  How did they come to arrive at these conclusions about God?  What are their spiritual journeys like?

We get asked these questions a lot, and we’re not going to answer any of them.  Why not?  Because we want you to learn how to think critically about what you are being taught.

When Christian teachers try to impress you with their dramatic testimonials, or they tell you what denomination they are from, they are encouraging you to trust in irrelevant things.  A denomination is just a brand.  For all you know, they are lying about their testimonies.

As soon as a so-called prophet says, “I’ve received a vision from God”, what happens?  Christians check their brains at the door and just blindly believe.  As soon as a preacher wows you with his stats and his dramatic conversion story, you start thinking, “This guy must really know what he’s talking about,” and you stop seeking confirmation from the Holy Spirit.  This is no good.

We don’t want you to trust us.  We don’t want you to assume everything we say is right just because we’re the ones saying it.  We want you to grow strong in your own walk with God, and that means you need to question EVERYTHING.  You need to pray about EVERYTHING.  You need to remember that God is the ONLY Authority on God.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 12 Comments [5/22/2015 3:14:38 AM]
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Quote# 108818

Until recent decades, the American pulpit embraced a revolutionary purpose as curator and exponent of the “whole counsel of God,” resulting in a ubiquitous, healthy fear of God among the American people. Colonial ministers were chief advocates of the political ideology embodied in our nation’s Founding Charters. The historical evidence is irrefutable: the colonial pulpit, set ablaze by the Great Awakening, became the Foundry of America’s Charters of Freedom. Modern historians have confirmed that the rights asserted in our Founding Charters were preached from colonial pulpits in the fifteen years that culminated in the Battle of Lexington. The clergy were not just spectators that cheered from the sideline of the Rebellion. They stood out among chief agitators of the Revolution, and after it began, among the most successful in keeping revolutionary ardor alive, both from the pulpit and on the battlefield.

Today’s Pulpit, however, has forgotten its legacy and largely abandoned the inconvenient truths of Scripture that engender the fear of God and behavior that is conducive to Liberty, opting instead for market-driven “messaging” that scratches itching ears, and anesthetizes consciences. Much of that which passes for Bible-based preaching today is devoid of power to convince hearts of sin and restore broken lives. In the quest for a more palatable way to maintain attendance and charitable revenue, American pulpits are unwittingly “hewing out cisterns” (Jeremiah 2:13) that cannot retain an enduring move of the Holy Spirit, and produce washed-out salt in the pew, that Jesus warned would be “good for nothing” but road salt, to be “tossed out and trodden underfoot of men.”

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The essential meaning of Liberty is beyond the reach of unregenerate minds, because they are controlled by “the prince of the power of the air.” (Ephesians 2:2) The popular notion that ministers and their flocks ought to avoid active involvement in “the dirty business of politics,” or limit their interaction with government to the voting booth, comes not from God, but is a damnable heresy conceived by the prince of darkness. The Church in America has largely abandoned its curative mission in government, precisely because it has been indoctrinated by the pulpit, which has allowed itself to be indoctrinated and its voice constrained by a practical gnosis that originated with the spirit of the age working in and through the children of tyranny.

The Pulpit’s failure to equip God’s flock with the knowledge needed to steward the “Blessings of Liberty to itself and to its Posterity,” has facilitated their antipathy toward electoral politics and, for the abysmal few that do participate in elections, unwitting support for “wolves in sheep’s clothing” in the voting booth. The failure to equip God’s Flock with a biblical worldview, is a failure to shepherd them to safe haven (i.e. “green pastures”) where they are able to lie down in the presence of their enemies and be nourished by “every word that proceeds out of the mouth of God.” (Matthew 4:4) Neglect of this ecclesial duty is tantamount to fattening sheep for slaughter.

America will indeed perish unless her pulpits quickly rediscover their Founding legacy and become the “pulpits aflame with righteousness” that French philosopher Alexander de Tocqueville astutely observed and reported in his time as the reason for America’s “greatness and genius.” Revolutionary pulpits, garrisoned by men of courage and conviction, the Black Robe Regiments of America, are the only thing that can save the American Republic now.

Rev. William Cook, BarbWire 8 Comments [5/22/2015 3:14:46 AM]
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Quote# 108808

TRUTH ABOUT CERN FROM SPIRIT FILLED PASTOR

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NOT MUCH TIME LEFT BELOVEDS

THE CERN WORSHIPPERS ARE ALSO DOING A DEMONIC FETIVAL ON SEPTEMBER 24 TO WELCOME THE DEMONS THAT CERN IS BRINGING FORTH AND WE WILL HAVE AN ASTERIOD COME VERY CLOSE ON THAT DAY THAT IS NAMED AFTER AN EGYPTION DESTROYER god! A STATUE OF SHIVA HAS BEEN PLACED IN THE CERN MACHINE AND SHE IS ALSO A DESTROYING god!

I THINK THE EARTH QUAKE AND THE RIOTS WERE BECAUSE OF CERN PULLING IN DARK MATTER ONTO THE PLANET. THIS WILL CAUSE THE WICKED PEOPLE TO RISE UP AND ACT MORE EVIL JUST LIKE ISIS. YAHWEH WILL ALLOW THEM TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET BUT WE ARE SEALED WITH LIGHT AND CAN NOT BEEN SEEN BY THE EVIL ONES! WE WILL WATCH IT ALL GO DOWN AND SEE OUR KING YAHSHUA PUT AN END TO IT ALL VERY SOON! BLESS YAHEWH YAHSHUA HOLY GHOST!

YAHWEHS WIFE, Give Me Gossip 20 Comments [5/22/2015 2:59:54 AM]
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Quote# 108819


Volleys of anti-Christian sentiments, lawsuits and attacks are being leveled at the church and all who represent the conservative adherence to the Bible, few are willing to admit that it is an assault against the very foundations upon which our nation was founded.

Is this Mao’s China; shall we send our youth out to break down the pillars that hold up the very concept of America? Is this a day for viral videos like the ‘Eric Shepard challenge’ where a single man calls for the stomping of the American flag and gets millions of people interested and involved in making their own videos where they are seen dancing on the flag? Apparently it is!

The frantic gyrations of the Godless generation cannot remove nor abate the power of the tree upon which Christ was slain. Its power is so immutable that the only course of action that remains is to hate it, along with those who represent it.

Michael Bresciani, BarbWire 9 Comments [5/22/2015 3:14:53 AM]
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Quote# 108820


Seven things are an abomination to the Lord, says the Proverb, “hands that shed innocent blood, feet that run to do evil, and a heart that devises wicked plans” are three of them. These, the DNC does routinely.

How is it that people who call themselves Christians can attend churches every week, sing in their choirs, give their money and do good works, and then, on the first Tuesday in November deny everything they say they believe by casting a vote for the militant ungodly with the tap of a touch-screen or the pull of a lever?

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No, there is no such thing as a Christian-Democrat. There is no way to defend the godless policies of the Left under cover of Christian compassion, deceitful ideals of social justice, inclusion, or other kinds of double-speak. These are bogus man-made principles that will always be interpreted subjectively and implemented with partiality.

Timothy Buchanan, BarbWire 11 Comments [5/22/2015 3:15:35 AM]
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Quote# 108821

1, "CHRISTIAN" means "a follower of Jesus Christ

2. Jesus Christ is God

3. The DemonRatz formally reject God and removed Him from their platform - then derided all who sought to reverse that embarrassment.

4. Therefore, the Democrats formally reject Jesus Christ

5. Therefore, the Democrats formally reject Christians.

Q.E.D.

RCQ_92130, BarbWire 16 Comments [5/22/2015 3:15:50 AM]
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Quote# 108823

[There] are Muslim towns, communities and villages that non-Muslim city officials, police, firemen and others often avoid in France, England and other parts of the EU. But these No-Go Zones quickly became a subject that some politicians and media personalities didn't want people to discuss.

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Part of the problem is Globalists and their satanic desire for a one-world government and a one-world religion. They categorize people as "citizens of the world" instead of citizens of a nation or citizens of a religion. They want to pull people out of their religion and into a politically correct religion. They want to integrate the cultures and religions of the world; and they are trying to do this by opening borders and encouraging immigration.

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I have not read the Koran, but I have read an untold number of articles about the Koran and what it teaches.

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Muslims can use violence or they can use population growth, persuasion and domination to convert the world. Most Muslims choose to use population growth, persuasion and domination, but some choose violence. Some establish terrorist cells. Some recruit people to join terrorist cells.

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The U.S. president is pro-Muslim at best and a committed Muslim at worst. He has Muslim advisors, Muslims in Homeland Security, a Muslim in charge of the CIA, allowed a Muslim in the country that is establishing a Muslim political party and who knows what else?

Daymond Duck, Rapture Forums 17 Comments [5/22/2015 3:19:15 AM]
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Quote# 108826

Impressed by the Koran's call for scientific reasoning, I too adopted science as a career path. And the more I studied science, the more I grew in faith. Everything made sense.

Take the motions of the planetary bodies for an example. The Koran states:

"And He it is Who created the night and the day, and the sun and the moon, each gliding along in its orbit" (21:33).
This knowledge of planetary motion was unknown in contemporary seventh century Arabia. Although some Greek astronomers -- who had no contact with Prophet Muhammad -- had already suggested the earth were not stationary, the Koran's claim that all celestial bodies including the Sun were moving in orbits was an unprecedented one. This fact was not known for many centuries later. How did the Author of the Koran have this information? And who was this Author?

Take another example -- the Big Bang theory. This theory postulates that matter rapidly expanded from a state of extremely high density and temperature, violently exploding to mark the origin of the universe 13.8 billion years ago. As I studied the theory, words of the Koran came to my mind.

"Do not the unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were a closed-up mass, then We clove them asunder?" (21:30).
Reading this verse creates a picture of the Big Bang in one's mind. How did the Author of the Koran have this information 1400 years before the currently accepted theory on the origins of the Cosmos? Was He in fact the Creator He claimed to be? And what is even more interesting is the fact that this verse was addressed to non-believers, as if to convey a prophecy on who would tread upon this great scientific discovery of our cosmic birth.

As my interest in cosmology and basic astrophysics grew, I was even more bewildered. The universe, for far too long, was thought to be static, until scientists in the late 20th century stumbled on a landmark discovery. They discovered that the universe was in fact expanding at an accelerating pace. Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking highlights the significance of this finding in these words:

"The expansion of the universe was one of the most important intellectual discoveries of the 20th century, or of any century. It transformed the debate about whether the universe had a beginning. If galaxies are moving apart now, they must have been closer together in the past. If their speed had been constant, they would all have been on top of one another about 15 billion years ago. Was this the beginning of the universe? Many scientists were still unhappy with the universe having a beginning because it seemed to imply that physics broke down. One would have to invoke an outside agency, which for convenience, one can call God, to determine how the universe began."
This reminded me again of the words of The Koran.

"And the heaven We built with Our own powers, and indeed We go on expanding it." (51:48).
How did the Author of the Koran know the Universe was expanding? It cannot be denied that this Author was aware of the deepest secrets of the Universe - secrets that we are only learning about now.

The Koran mentions a lot more scientific truths that were not known to man over a millennium ago. For instance, we know today that life is dependent on water. This is exactly why we look for water as a surrogate marker for life on other planets. The Koran mentioned this fact:

"It is He Who has created man from water" (25:54)
And in verse 24:45, the Author of the Koran claims all life is dependent on water.

But then I was reminded of this verse in the Koran:

"Indeed, We created man from cohesive clay" (37:12).
How could life originate from water and clay at the same time? Which of the two was it? Was the Koran contradictory? Once again, Science provided the answer to my queries. In a paper published in the prestigious Nature magazine early last year, researchers at Cornell University proved that clay might have been the birthplace of life on earth. The researchers demonstrated the importance of confinement for biomolecules and biochemical reactions in early life evolution and suggested that early life evolution may have occurred in a clay hydrogel environment. I was left awestruck again. Life, as we understand it today, is indeed dependent on water and most likely originated in clay.

The more I pursued science with a religious zeal, the more I grew in faith. There was no option, but to agree that the Author of the Koran is - as He claims - the Creator of the Universe and the life it holds. For if not, how did He know about secrets of the universe and of our origin? Secrets that we have just begun to understand over a millennium after the revelation of the Koran.

Equally significant to me was the fact that not a single scientific principle the Author proclaimed had been proven wrong.

Kashif N. Chaudhry, Huffington Post 19 Comments [5/22/2015 3:23:17 AM]
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Quote# 108760

[Do you consider gay people to be normal?]

Being gay is like having a disability.

I'm a proud father of 4 kids and none of them are gay. Being gay is like having a disability. You cannot function in society without being straight because the world is built to support only normal people. Gay people just ruin pornography and a disgrace to the human race. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. With that important logic. Gays shouldn't exist, they're just people who've been infected with the devil. Homosexuality is wrong.

Turnipsia, Debate.org 27 Comments [5/21/2015 2:51:43 AM]
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Quote# 102939

Much has been made over the question of whether eating meat is moral. The question generated so much debate because so many of the participants in the debate were atheists without any clear moral code. Lacking this, the only moral compass they possess is that of the society they are born in or that of their upbringing. In such a case the question of whether or not we are justified in inflicting pain on animals for our benefit comes down to nothing more than personal opinion and people will often defend irrational personal opinions vigorously.

If we contrast this with the unchanging truth of The Bible then our problems are resolved. Nowhere in the Bible is eating meat condemned. Furthermore the Old Testament tells us which animals we can eat. The New Testament expanded the potential smorgasbord. Given that the bible (and therefore God) has no objection to our eating meat there is obviously no moral objection on principal.

I see that the issue of "whence morality" was raised in the debate, but that nobody wanted to talk about it.

What about animal suffering?

The Old Testament specifies that animals be bled to death. Although authorities differ on the issue, it seems likely to me that the experience is unpleasant for the animal. Consequently there is no obvious reason for us to care about animal suffering.

Tolerance, RationalWiki 28 Comments [8/25/2014 3:24:16 AM]
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Quote# 107023

Our churches are being infiltrated, corrupted and conquered by Satan. With the new PERverted Bibles come a slew of PERverted religious doctrines. Case in point, consider Hebrews 6:1 and Mark 1:15 in the new Bibles. I am standing for what is right. If it is right to defend the truth, then I am right to do so. If it is wrong to corrupt the Words of God, then I am right for exposing it. If it is right to preach loud and uncompromisingly in defense of THE TRUTH, then I know the Lord is very proud of me and my reward is great in Heaven. If preaching THE TRUTH offends people, then so be it! If preaching THE TRUTH causes people to distance themselves from you, then the Holy Bible says to rejoice in the Lord! Luke 6:22-23, “Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets.”

It is an honor to suffer reproach, loneliness and persecution for the name of Jesus. If I didn't take a stand against evil in Jesus' name, no one would attack me. John 7:7, “The world cannot hate you; but me it hateth, because I testify of it, that the works thereof are evil.” The Lord promises that our reward will be great in Heaven if we suffer persecution for His name. Some people may not go as far as to hate you, or separate themselves from you, but they won't stand by you as a friend in the hour of persecution, just as Jesus' disciples fled from His side during the hour of trial. I hope you'll join me in fighting the Devil and the New World Order, and take a stand for Jesus Christ.

I wouldn't give you a dime for a preacher who doesn't stand. God deliver us from lackadaisical and indifferent pastors who won't stand. Dr. Jack Hyles has been in Heaven since 2001, yet he is maliciously attacked still today by wicked religious men who deny the purity of the King James Bible, support John MacArthur (who errantly says that Jesus' blood is not on the Mercy Seat in Heaven), and teach the heresy of Lordship Salvation (which Brother Hyles wisely refuted). I stand with Brother Hyles because Dr. Hyles stood with the Lord Jesus Christ!!!

I would rather do right wrongly than do wrong rightly. The evil people who are corrupting the Bible are doing wrong. They claim to be doing right, giving us an easier Bible version to read. The truth is that the new Bibles are impossible to comprehend, because they've changed the Words of God into a lie. And the shameful pastors who support the multitude of modern corrupt Bible versions are also doing wrong, but they claim to be doing right. Any pastor who criticizes the King James Bible is woefully ignorant of Satan's involvement behind all of the modern Bible perversions. They have all been translated from the corrupted Alexandrian manuscripts from Egypt, which few pastors understand. So instead, they ignorantly criticize the pure Words of God in the King James Bible, saying that we don't have a perfect Bible today. I'm going to preach THE TRUTH if it hare lips every dog in the county.

All of the new modernized Bible versions are a false security. If you don't have a King James Bible, you don't have a Bible. Shame on Bob Jones University for not refuting false Bibles, and for allowing female students to dress like whores wearing pants, and for endorsing sex-perverted Mormons like Mitt Romney. If that offends you, get right with God! Most people are cowards, afraid of being labeled or ostracized by others for doing right.


Taking a Stand and Doing Right Often Comes At a Cost

I often feel like the admirable New York cop Serpico (a true story), who was bullied, shunned and harassed by co-workers for being the only honest police officer on the force. Everyone else was taking bribe money to look the other way while crimes were being committed. That's how many churches operate today. To ensure a future paycheck, salaried pastors look the other way while people go to Hell, avoiding doing the right thing to preach about Hell, fire and eternal damnation. Instead they take the hush money, avoiding saying anything offensive from the pulpit. If they dare to do the right thing and stand up for the purity of the King James Bible, then the other pastors harass him, distance themselves from him and shun him publicly because he's not corrupt like them. This is why Pastor Jack Hyles (1926-2001) is criticized, shunned and slandered so much by other pastors.

Many religious people (including evangelical churches) have a false sense of security, like being in the calm of a hurricane, not realizing that the other side of the deadly storm is soon coming. Please don't let the modern PERverted Bible versions corrupt you doctrinally. Even changing a few words in a sentence, or rearranging them, can completely change the meaning. All of the new Bible versions are as corrupt as can be. If there is only one Jesus, then there is only one Holy Bible. The New International Version (NIV) is really bad, and the Easy-To-Read Version (ERV) is even worse, denying the virgin birth in Isaiah 7:14!

Most of today's pastors, churches and Bible colleges are corrupt. I'd love for many of them to prove me wrong, the more the better! Author Mark Twain is correct, “It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” Oh, how the tears will flow in Heaven, when naive pastors find out that the King James Bible was God's pure words, and all of the modern Bibles are corrupt! Oh, how the tears will flow when naive pastors and churchgoers find out that they are going to Hell because they trusted in Lordship Salvation. The average pastor is so stinking proud that you can't tell him anything. Pride blinds us to our sins and faults.

I've been picking on pastors lately more than usual, because I am realizing just how corrupted many of them are, and that they are the biggest problem in our churches today, since they are the leaders. Who is it that supports all the modern satanic Bible versions...pastors! Who is it that supports the satanic plan of Lordship Salvation... pastors! Who is it that supports the present-day satanic state of Israel... pastors! Why is sin running rampant across America?... because pastors no longer preach against sin! God feels the same way, for He says judgment will begin at the house of God. 1st Peter 4:17, “For the time is come that judgment must begin at the house of God: and if it first begin at us, what shall the end be of them that obey not the gospel of God?”

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 21 Comments [3/14/2015 4:19:00 AM]
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Quote# 42575

I drive my Jeep Liberty like a bat out of hell. I turn my AC to the max, even if I freeze in the process. I NEVER recycle anything. I use up reams of paper (f**k the trees). I leave the lights on (it's MY money and I'll waste it if I want to). I'm all for drilling the country till it looks like Swiss cheese. I don't give a damn about the spotted owl, or the mating habits of the caribu, and polar bears look better as rugs, anyway.

I and my comfort come first, and Mother Gaia can go eff herself. She was created by Father God and He gave her to me to lord over (check out Genesis).

I am an econazi's worst nightmare and I am DAMMED proud of it.

And I'm going to enjoy my fiend status for as long as I can, until that jug-eared, purple-lipped bastard, HUSSEIN Obama, takes the country hostage and gets in my way, in his typical liberal tyrannical and authoritarian fashion (for the "common good," you know).

DO YOU HEAR THAT, FSTDT MORONS AN OTHER ASSORTED LIBERAL IDIOTS? FROM ME TO YOU, WITH LOVE.

Maggie_T, FreeConservatives 153 Comments [7/9/2008 8:40:57 PM]
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Quote# 108805

Re: Miscegenation: A Biblical Perspective

Sin is sin but if I had to categorize sin from the worst to the least miscegenation would be one of the top three along with child molestation and abortion. It's even worse than homosexuality because of the progeny produced. Homosexuals just die without leaving any offspring. I've disowned some members of my own family for having married outside of their race. I have a strong, healthy Germanic nephew who married a pea brained Mexican and they now have three children together. I did everything I could to influence him into the CI mentality and even took him to an Aryan Nations gathering back in the late 1980s. I don't know where he went wrong but he's lost to me know. I'll have nothing to do with him unless and until he "puts away" (as the Bible calls it) his wife and turns from his wickedness.


SaxonJackson, Covenant People's Ministry  15 Comments [5/22/2015 2:58:40 AM]
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Quote# 108813

Today when a tornado devastates some town in Midwest America, how do we explain it? Random chance. Bad luck. An unfortunate coincidence. Do you see the problem? The nation of America is an atheistic nation. Sure we toss out the term “God” now and then, but when it comes to explaining the weather, no one really believes that there is a conscious Being at work behind the scenes. Sometimes we jokingly say “Mother Nature was angry,” but we don’t really think there is some supernatural, feminine force that is invested in which of our towns go down. What we really believe down in our cores is that life is a series of random events. We believe tornadoes are simply by-products of certain kinds of storm systems.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 11 Comments [5/22/2015 3:11:17 AM]
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