Quote# 87333

Here's a poem that I wrote today that I hope you will be blessed from reading. I wrote it for the mothers and wives who visit my website, to those ladies who are loyal to your husbands and children...

Thank God for mothers in the home,
who have inspired me to write this poem.
May God bless her day-by-day,
as she looketh well to her family's way.

Thank God for mothers who faithful stay,
guiding her family in every way.
Blessed are mothers who will never have fame,
but her children will not bring her to shame.

Early and often doth she arise,
because in the Lord she is wise.
Never a provision doth her family lack,
because with her hands she is not slack.

Her husband doth safely trust in his wife,
for he knows she will not cause him strife.
Away from her duties she will never roam,
for she doth know that her place is in the home.



David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-saviour 74 Comments [5/15/2012 3:25:57 AM]
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Submitted By: JohnTheAtheist

Quote# 5472

[Replying to 'Is the mental condition physical or spiritual?']Its probably physical, but I'm not a doctor. What do the doctors say?

EdJones, Theology Web 5 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 87302

You know what they say. History is written by the victors. The satanic witches won and now they run our country. That's why history books say they weren't really witches.

You must understand God can not be evil. For he is God. He decides what is good and what is evil and he never does evil. Evil is the absense of God. If God decides someone has to die then it is God's will and it is good. Maybe they were bad and God wants to rush them to hell, or maybe they were about to encounter something terrible and God was getting them to heaven early so they wouldn't have to deal with it.

But for the most part if you are innocent God will show you to be innocent and if you are guilty God will show you to be guilty so long as the accused puts their faith in God that he will show the correct result.

That is why we must bring back trial by ordeal.

You keep repeating "they weren't really witches." over and over. Please provide some evidence other than that historians don't think they were real witches and a few people (probably under the command of Satan) renounced their testimony.

ServantofChrist, Unenumerated 75 Comments [5/13/2012 4:49:29 AM]
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Quote# 87346

(Explaining why he thinks time travel could not be used to prove God's existence or nonexistence)

And if he travels a neuron [sic] through time, then good for him.

but I have bad news for atheists. Even if we invented time travel, the most popular place to go would be Jerusalem circa 1 B.C. and watch Jesus' whole life from birth to death. We would not see Jesus though. Why? I'm glad you asked.

We wouldn't see Him because God would obviously know about what we are doing and He's not going to allow every human being to witness all the miracles first hand. Remember I said that stuff was a one time deal?

So an atheist going back in time and saying, "Aha! No Jesus!" would mean absolutely nothing. Of course He's not going to be there. God isn't stupid.

So even with time travel, atheists still would not "get their proof."

I cringe when I watch Back to the Future and watch Christopher Lloyd in the beginning say, "Or witness the birth of Christ!" and he sets the date to December 25, 0000. I always facepalm that.

Self-Mutation, Freethought and Rationalism Discussion Board 69 Comments [5/15/2012 3:33:21 AM]
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Quote# 87352

[Extracts from the WBC Atlas "God Hates the World" explaining in detail why they hate every living person on Earth. This is not parody.]
....

God Hates Bhutan. Bhutan, which is officially called the Kingdom of Bhutan, is one of the most isolated nations in the world, and because of this, homosexuality is not really known in this nation. They claim ignorance of homosexuality, but their dark, evil hearts know what they're doing. Bhutan is sometimes referred to as an openly bisexual society. Whatever name you try to put on it, if it walks like a duck (fag) and quacks like a duck (fag), it is a duck (fag).

....
Botswana's False Religious Systems

Christians - My eye! 60% of these populous claim to be Christian, but the crimes still continue unabated in that land. They are the very picture of this: Mark 7:6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.
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Greece's False Religious Systems

The whores of the Greek Orthodox whore house have such a chokehold on Greece that their flag depicts the white cross symbol of that monster. The government of Greece financially supports this whore, paying the salaries and training of the “clergy,” and financing the maintenance of their buildings. But don’t worry, they have a Ministry of Education and Religion that makes sure everyone gets religious freedom in Greece. Though they did have a little hiccup when they denied the application for recognition and a house of prayer permit to the Church of Scientology. These whores fight amongst themselves all the time, and if they can get the corrupt government of a doomed nation to give them the charge of things, their tyrant fangs come all the way out.
.......
Solomon Islands's Filthy Manner of Life
Solomon Island has a history of abortion and infanticide. Claiming a need to control the population, only the oldest son is allowed to marry, while all others are allowed to have sexual affairs but not allowed to produce children from them. The preferred form of population control is killing babies before or just after birth.
.....

Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates The World 48 Comments [5/16/2012 3:04:46 AM]
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Quote# 87354

Dear Penn Jillette the so-called atheist (who is afraid to debate Bible believers):

I was looking at the April 17, 2012 article entitled The Penn & Teller Election and it appears that you are still width challenged. What happened? I thought you possessed the "super atheist intellect".

Do not the scientific disciplines of exercise science, nutritional science and medical science have an abundance of solutions to being overweight? Doesn't medical science declare there are significant health risks with being overweight?

Is the problem sin? The sins of sloth and gluttony? Are you sure God does not exist? The reason I ask is that there sure is a lot of evidence that God exist as can be seen by the resources offered here: Evidence for Christianity. By the way, do you have any proof and evidence that atheism is true?

See also: Atheism and obesity

Conservative, Conservapedia 62 Comments [5/16/2012 3:15:30 AM]
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Quote# 87335

There is NOTHING any more evil than a woman deliberately dressing sexy and sensual to seduce a man to whom she is not married. That's exactly what “HOOTERS” restaurant chain does—exploiting women's bodies for a profit. Equally as wicked as SIN CITY Las Vegas, HOOTERS seduces the souls of men for Satan.

David J. Steward, Jesus-Is-Savior 58 Comments [5/15/2012 3:26:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Benji26

Quote# 34828

We are now feverishly trying to simply plan for the burst of activity that is coming our way over the next couple of months. We are there! As it was mentioned in this past Sabbath’s sermon, the final countdown has begun, as the 1335 days before the actual day Jesus Christ returns began on February 2, 2008.

...

All that we are experiencing right now is a very small taste, just an ice cube on the tip of an iceberg of what is coming, as God begins to call thousands upon tens of thousands of people over the next year. From there it goes into the millions—all in preparation for the return of Jesus Christ and the establishment of God’s Government over all the earth in the fall of 2011.

Ronald Weinland, RonaldWeinland.com 73 Comments [2/12/2008 6:04:34 AM]
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Submitted By: GoFast

Quote# 6554

Of course you have left out that Jesus did not deserve any torture or death and we do.

Blackhawk, Christian Forums 6 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 87300

How do we know that not a single one of the accused was a witch?

I haven't seen any proof in those history books. The historians are just assuming that, because we've been mislead to believe that witches aren't real. Speculation is not proof.

What evidence do I have? They put them on trial and found them guilty. Now, I admit trial by judge or jury isn't as fair as trial by ordeal because you are leaving it up to humans instead of God, but still most of the time the jury arrives at the right verdict. It's only rarely that someone is falsely convicted, and if those people lead virtuous lives oh well they went to heaven anyways.

1 or 2 may have been innocent, but they would've been spared if they had used trial by ordeal instead. Not necessarily the drowning test, but maybe having them scalded and seeing how fast the boils heal. When people are accused and you have a trial by ordeal to see if they are innocent or guilty so long as those people believe in God and are innocent then God will cause the boils to heal by the deadline for the verdict.

ServantofChrist, Unenumerated 47 Comments [5/13/2012 4:48:03 AM]
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Quote# 3747

LOL you are funny. God's word always 'jives' with reality. Evolution never jives. So you believe you came from a rock I see. Hummmm reality???

goodseedhomeschool, Christian Forums 5 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 82877

Autism is a medical label fluke used by the world governments and society to pacify demonic possession.

Autistic kids/people have very obvious traits and anyone will know an autistic child when seeing one.

You can literally feel it in their presence a heaviness and darkness while in their presence that cannot be ignored

The fact is this; a truly Autistic child/person has the same symptoms of demonic possession as in:

Lewd behavior as in exposing one's self and imitating sexual acts with no prior knowledge of these things

Violence, be it self inflicted or towards others

They will excrement on themselves and let loose their bladder at any time or place and also play with the waste, they seem to like having the bodily waste on their person

They spit

They have animalistic traits like sniffing, and licking

They will eat anything including old food and garbage if it has a smell that attracts them to it

They will scream without end at times, and in a loud howl-like inhuman screaming sound that can shatter anyones nerves overtime

They keep up constant noise vocally or with objects to bring confusion to where ever they are

They bite themselves and others

They strike or attempt to choke others

Pain really doesn’t affect them

They speak a strange language and they actually can communicate between each other

They are extremely strong when in a rage

As children they can over power an adult when having the fits of rage

They don't like the Name of Jesus and they will always be put under control by His name

They are selfish, mean spirited, and dominate people

They show no signs of guilt when doing wrong

Mental or Spiritual Weigh the Facts, autismordemonicpossession 135 Comments [7/28/2011 3:14:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 44699

[[On searching for the words "Jew Christian" on Google, and finding a disclaimer saying that Google was not affiliated with any anti-semitic webpages that may come up]]


Originally Posted by amy_elisabeth
"I did a GOOGLE search"

That's where your problems started, right there. I don't use google anymore. Too liberal and too slanted in their searches as you found out. Do a search on Yahoo and see the difference. On the bottom of the first page of results is Jews for Jesus and no disclaimers anywhere.

LoudRam, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [8/11/2008 2:20:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Max W

Quote# 17495

[In the bible, Jesus taught us to love the sinner and hate the sin and to turn the other cheek etc. Tolerance.]

LOL- the Bible is not about tolerance.

theretohere, Livejournal 47 Comments [11/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 77732

Rush Limbaugh blasted President Obama on Wednesday for thanking the Native Americans and using "every cliché" during the White House's official Thanksgiving proclamation.

The conservative radio talk show host said he was so shocked by Obama's "wildly distorted" version of the holiday that he initially thought it was "a prank."

Limbaugh read the President's words and added his own commentary.

"This Thanksgiving Day, we reflect on the compassion and contributions of Native Americans, whose skill in agriculture helped the early colonists survive, and whose rich culture continues to add to our Nation's heritage," Obama said in the declaration.

Limbaugh added, "…at their casinos and on their reservations."

In the proclamation, Obama said "This spirit brought together the newly arrived Pilgrims and the Wampanoag tribe — who had been living and thriving around Plymouth for thousands of years."

The radio host chimed in, "So, we were the invaders. The Indians were minding their own business. We were incompetent idiots. We didn't know how to feed ourselves so they came along and showed us how and that's what Thanksgiving is all about."

Limbaugh complained that Obama said "nothing about the Constitution in his Thanksgiving Day proclamation because he's got a problem with it."

He explained to the caller what he thought the "real" story of Thanksgiving:

"The true story of Thanksgiving is how socialism failed," the radio host tells a caller, adding "the Indians didn't teach us capitalism" and that "we shared our bounty with them… because we first failed as socialists."

Rush Limbaugh, Daily News 142 Comments [12/1/2010 7:11:17 AM]
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Quote# 77556

My Creation science teacher once told the story of the Giraffe. He asked us, "how large the heart of a Giraffe is?"
We said, "most likely larger than that of a human."
He said, "Yes it is." That it takes a large heart to pump blood continuously up that long neck." He went on to say, "What happens to a Giraffe when it leans down to get a drink?"
We just stared at him.

If a Giraffe leans down to take a drink and the blood supply to the brain is not shut off the Giraffes head would explode or massively hemmorage. But what is amazing is that their is a valve placed in the system that closes off the blood supply when he leans down allowing the Giraffe to get a drink.

He then asked, "How many Giraffes heads exploded before evolution created the valve?" It was interesting.

At any rate, His point was we were all created by species in like form as we are today. We do not need to try and fit our Bile into science.

mikhen7, Rapture Forums 111 Comments [11/20/2010 12:29:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 47743

My position on this is that since masturbation cannot be classified as a sin (with the obvious exceptions of lusting, using porn during the act, etc.) then it is something which can be glorifying to God. And we are commanded to glorify God in everything we do. The Bible also states that we are to rejoice in all things and give thanks in all things. Why should masturbation be any different? An attitude of praise to God for his wonderful gifts, for the pleasure He is allowing you to feel, and for the promise of an eventual fulfillment of your sexuality in marriage are all "safe" things to think about.

Dale, The marriage bed 66 Comments [9/19/2008 4:53:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Psilocybe

Quote# 29509

Sgt. Pepper

Such as?

Due the fact that atheists refuse to acknowledge God or a heaven they lack the conviction to bring a moral and ethical code of any kind to the office. I’m not saying that atheists probably will go around using their authority to kill and steal, but it’s a fact that they would focus on using their newfound power monetary gains and forcing junk science on the people instead defending our country from evil (both inside and out). If you want even more proof, try looking up some communist countries and see how well they did under atheist rule.


Alien Syndrome, Fark 18 Comments [10/3/2007 3:41:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Craig341

Quote# 9778

The Pharisees were the liberals. God's law wasn't good enough, so they changed it to suit themselves, just as our modern-day liberals. Jesus was the conservative. He taught God's law as it is, He changed nothing. [...]

And so, the liberals killed Him as He was a threat to their self-serving religious and social liberalism. And so, Mopey claims Jesus was liberal to justify his own self-serving religious and social liberalism.

Frank Ernest, TheologyOnline 25 Comments [2/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 87322

Hi there. this is my testimony. When I was 16 I had a group of guy friends who all played ouija at the graveyard. I refused to do it since my parents were christians and have warned me against it since i was young. I was at a troubling time that time of my life and had fallen out of school and dated one of the guys. that was a perfect way for satan to take hold of my life. he likes it when we are weak and lonely, because then we fall for temptation and anything that makes us feel good. I have been using drugs since i was 14, but after they all played ouija, things changed for the worst. We all got infected with some kind of mark that looked like an infection. medical salves and stuff couldnt remove the mark. mine was on my back, my boyfriends near his privates. We started using more drugs and became very different.

The following changes took place in me after the ouija incident – and after i had started sleeping with my boyfriend:

My clothes changed, I started wearing baggy and ripped clothes, I only wore black. My hair was a mess and my nails chipped, I looked ghastly. Before I wore color and cared about how I looked. – next to God comes cleanliness.

My personality changed. I became very quiet and reserved. I was very mean and aggressive. I hated my parents and cursed all the time. I was angry all the time and felt sorry for myself. I no longer laughed and was depressed all the time.

I was sexually promiscuous. Me and my boyfriend had a lot of sex and I watched a lot of pornography, I engaged in masturbation almost twice or more a day. I was kind of obsessed with sex, our whole relationship was based on sex.

Miah, Bible Knowledge 65 Comments [5/14/2012 3:32:38 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 87349

When you can't believe that China did not exist before the Flood, that does not mean it DID exist before the Flood.

[When we have evidence that it existed before the time of the claimed Flood, then it's NOT INCREDULITY, fallacy-finder!
It's based on THE EVIDENCE, NOT "sole.y on their incredulity/disbelief."]

We have no such evidence that China existed before the Flood.

Self-Mutation, Freethought and Rationalism Discussion Board 52 Comments [5/15/2012 3:35:06 AM]
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Quote# 4217

You are playing around with words because you don't like the fact that John Ritter was not a brethren and is in hell just as Jesus promised...

greatday, BaptistBoard 2 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 65191

im christian
if we came from apes
how come were not hairy and have a big mouth
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes
they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest
that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store
know one ever cought an ape

luv4cs, Answerbag 229 Comments [9/1/2009 6:41:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Grace

Quote# 3198

Liberals: What's your evidence that the Bible is... ...not the infallible and inerrant Word of God? Please just post your evidence. Thanks!

Athlon4All, Christian Forums 14 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10153

i suggest you guys read "Heaven is so real" by Choo Thomas.
She's been brought to heaven 17 times and she's the end times prophetess. (sp?)
Her accounts are awesome. IN heaven, we have mansions to live in, we have beach/vacation houses etc.
Jus read it! (:

lilsheltie, Bibleforums.org 38 Comments [3/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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