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Quote# 131986

Obama officials had spied on Americans to protect Iran and the Muslim Brotherhood. That’s more than a mere crime. It’s treason. Imagine if Watergate had been about the White House spying on Democrats for the KGB. That is the sheer full scope of what we appear to be dealing with here.

Daniel Greenfield, BarbWire 3 Comments [9/23/2017 1:34:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 131980

It seems logical that Amazon or any operation controlled by Zionist Jews would suppress books and sources which expose Zionist lies such as the holocaust hoax.

The more I learn about the Hegelian Dialectic (HD) and controlled opposition the more it seems like the media has been set up as a type of HD.

If you google “Jews Media” and study who owns and controls the major networks, newspapers, Hollywood, book publishing companies, and media outlets you see that they are controlled by Jews.

Foxnews gives the illusion that it represents the interests of Christians and conservatives, but most news outlets push left wing politics and ideas.

Hegelian methods set two opposing camps against each other and manipulate each side to achieve a pre-determined outcome. That seems to be the basis for much of the news on TV, in newspapers, and other news outlets.

News about politics especially is used for HD schemes. Foxjews plays the role of supporting conservatives while CNN and other jews outlets plays the role of supporting liberals. But Jews control all these media sources. Not just one side or the other.

The Jews media is Satan’s main mouthpiece. TV, movies, Hollywood, radio, jewspapers, books, magazines, and the rest of the mass media are the voice of Satan.

The Voice of Satan, Real Jew News 1 Comments [9/23/2017 10:50:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131978

More than anything these elections prove how much control the Jew media has over the minds of Jewmericans.

I’m to the point that I don’t think 98% or so of Jewmericans have the ability to think for themselves. They don’t know if they are rich or poor unless JewTV tells them. They don’t know if they are happy or sad unless JewTV tells them.

They only know good and evil by what JewTV tells them.

A prime example of this was the Jewmerican reactions to certain publicised events such as “Benghazi,” where “four Americans” were killed, one of which was a sold out Ambassador to Lybia who helped cover up Jewmerica’s coup torturing and killing Lybia’s great leader Muammar Gadaffi — perhaps one of the greatest leaders of the entire Middle East.

Two dead were CIA mercenaries and one was a sold out “Foreign Information Officer” or more literally a propaganda specialist.

The same Jewmericans outraged over the killing of these four . . . uh . . . ‘quality’ servants of the Jewmerican establishment could care less about the 1.5 million or more Iraqis that Jewmerica murdered to . . . uh . . . ‘protect’ them from the leader of that country that in fact kept it fairly stable.

The same Jewmotions were raised over the Jewmerican killer Chris Kyle. But in the old days snipers were called “back-shooters” or “dry gulchers”. They were considered cowards and were despised. But that was a different day and time in a by-gone society.

The fact is, Jewmericans are outraged or passive only when the JewTV tells them to be and don’t really have the ability to weigh a matter or person for what it or he/she really is. Perhaps they don’t even have a mind to weigh in anymore.

I don’t even know anymore. What a pathetic bunch of Jewish subjects we’ve become.

Kalin, Real Jew News 1 Comments [9/23/2017 10:49:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131832

Since 1980, Fomenko, mathematician at Moscow State University and full member of Russia's prestigious Academy of Sciences, has been the leading proponent of a radical revision of human history—"an improved version of the global chronology of the Ancient Time," as he and collaborator Gleb Nosovsky put it—based on statistical and astronomical analyses.

Fomenko believes there is no reliable written record of human events before the 11th century. Most of our knowledge of earlier cultures is based on texts or copies of texts that date from after that era. From that point on, chroniclers—primarily learned religious scholars—used supposition and arbitrary consensus to fix the dates of key events in history. In doing so, they grafted recent occurrences onto earlier dates—sometimes unwittingly, sometimes perniciously—thus creating numerous "historical duplicates." History appears to repeat itself, Fomenko suggests, because it is thoroughly plagiarized.

In his chronology, the events of the New Testament precede those of the Old Testament—and in any case, most of the stories are concocted to reflect later incidents. Joan of Arc was a model for the biblical character Deborah. Jesus Christ was crucified in Constantinople in 1086. Ancient Egypt, Rome, and Greece were fashioned by Renaissance writers and artists (the time of the Pharoahs, Fomenko suggests, may have lasted into the 1700s). Aristotle instructed Alexander the Great, who was a tsar, in Moscow in the 1400s. Early English history—from the accepted names and dates to the apocryphal legends of a post-Roman King Arthur—is actually a carbon copy of Fourth Century Byzantium, which is itself a fiction based on late Medieval events.

Speaking of carbon, don't bother relying on carbon dating or other "scientific" chronological methods, Fomenko says: They are premised on the "old" dating system, and hence thoroughly corrupted.

"Does this sound uncanny?" the author asks:

"This version of events is substantiated by hard facts and logic – validated by new astronomical research and statistical analysis of ancient sources – to a greater extent than everything you may have read and heard about history before."

Ironically, no one has done more to popularize Fomenko's work than a hardened opponent of Russian President Vladimir Putin: The famous world chess champion Garry Kasparov.

In a 2003 online essay, Mathematics of the Past (available now only in archived form), Kasparov says that as far back as childhood—the fount of all great ideas, obviously!—he "began to feel that there was something wrong with the dates of antiquity." Kasparov proceeds to recount how, reading Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, he found countless contradictions: How could ancient Romans accomplish so much without good maps? If humans were growing in stature over time, how were ancient soldiers so much stronger and larger than those of Gibbon's day? And how could they have achieved such advances in math and architecture using only Roman numerals?

Fortunately, Kasparov found an answer, like manna from heaven:

"About five years ago, I came across several books written by two mathematicians from Moscow State University: academician A.T. Fomenko and G.V. Nosovskij. The books described the work of a group of professional mathematicians, led by Fomenko, who had considered the issues of ancient and medieval chronology for more than 20 years with fascinating results. Using modern mathematical and statistical methods, as well as precise astronomical computations, they discovered that ancient history was artificially extended by more than 1,000 years. For reasons beyond my understanding, historians are still ignoring their work."

Anatoly Fomenko and Garry Kasparov, Gawker 4 Comments [9/20/2017 10:47:05 AM]
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Quote# 131955

The majority of the frogs in most areas of the United States are now gay.

Alex Jones, YouTube 11 Comments [9/22/2017 11:08:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 131867

The Vice Presidency is a lawyer concocted scam to destroy the Presidency!!

The Vice Presidency, with 2 men on the same ballot is a scam of the lawyers, by the lawyers and for the lawyers. The wording in the Constitution of the succession DEVOLVING on the Vice President was so obscure and nebulous that the lawyers LOVED it.

The first clever campaign poster was dreamed up by lawyers and was called "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too."

It united 2 absolutely different men and they appeared on the same ballot.

It was the political equivalent of TWINS: one was a normal human being and the other was the veritable seed of Satan.

The next deadly duo was Father Abraham and Andrew Johnson. Johnson was a Democrat and pro-slavery but he ended up as Lincoln's Vice President.

Andrew Johnson was the "running mate" of President Lincoln in the crucial election of 1864.

The only thing in common that the 2 men had was the fact that their last names contained 7 letters.

The next big assassination took place in 1881 when Chester A. Arthur usurped the Presidency.

The position of Vice President has always been an invitation for an ambitious man to steal the Presidency. Teddy Roosevelt became a "war hero" by riding up San Juan Hill and that was enough propaganda to hand him the Vice Presidency.

Teddy Roosevelt didn't even bother finding a Supreme Court justice to swear him in.

He knew that those "guardians of the law" would ignore his usurpation as long as they kept receiving their fat salaries.

Calvin Coolidge was sworn into the exalted office of President by his own father.

The usurpation of Harry Truman came at the most critical time in the history of the world. The world was about to enter the atomic age when FDR died suddenly of poisoning.

President Roosevelt ran for an unprecedented 4th term in 1944.

Jimmy Byrnes—the assistant President—was absolutely sure that he would be Vice President. To his great surprise, FDR chose Truman instead.

No 2 candidates could have more different than John F. Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson.

As usual, voters were never given a choice between the 2 men.

In a court of law, only 2 or 3 witnesses are required to prove a case beyond all reasonable doubt. 8 Presidents have been assassinated, and 8 Vice Presidents have usurped the Presidency. No further witnesses are required.

Since the passage of the 25th or Rockefeller Amendment in 1967, it just makes the Presidency a more tempting target for the Vice President. Some Vice Presidents, like Richard Nixon, were honest men, but the temptation to seize power is inherent in that lawyer concocted scam called the Vice Presidency.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 14 Comments [9/20/2017 2:03:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 131891

The Hurricanes were created by the illuminati, but why? After the Japanese had been nuked multiple times, then they started doing strange things. It's like they've turned into radioactive geniuses. They got together seeking vengeance and created the most elaborate world domination plan. They knew they didn't have enough power to face us head on, and so created Anime to make our country retarded from the inside.

This would make us a bunch of transgender and sensitive pussies then we'll fight eachother until we are oblivious from the inside. Japanese would then fly up here with their secret ally North Koreans and take over. They planned to do this on the day the sun would emit the solar flare, so we couldn't communicate with other countries for back up.

Luckily the Illuminati caught up and targeted the location where the most transgender people live and whipped their asses out or something more genius because they're Japanese idk. Texas, Florida and California. The only problem with California is that it produces a lot of our entertainment shit.

Floppymcdoogan, r/conspiracy  3 Comments [9/21/2017 11:31:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131898

The internet is like Orwell-1984 monitors in people’s homes. The web is the most powerful spyware ever.

Zionists gather info on practically everyone with webware like Zuckerberg’s Facebook, Murdoch’s Myspace, search engines like google, bing, email accounts like gmail, hotmail, yahoo mail. Some computers have cameras and microphones too.

The Jews Media controls all major parts of the media and most of the minor parts. Zionists love spying, secrets, spyware, darkness, and deceit. Luring secretive people into using Zionist spyware like Duckduckgo, Ixquick, Startpage, should be expected. If you’re not paying for the product, then the product is you.

Blackmail is an important tool in the Zionist war chest. Zionists prefer politicians with skeletons in their closet, skeletons which can be used as blackmail to control politicians. The politicians Zionists oppose most are honest, squeaky clean Christians, with no dark secrets that can be used to control them.

Zionists sometimes broadcast dark secrets to ruin politicians they oppose. With spyware such as mentioned above, Zionists dig up tons of dirt on web users.

General Petraeus was forced out of his Director-of-the-CIA job for using an email account to communicate with Paula Broadwell. Paula was probably hired with JWO money to help ruin Petraeus.

Anna Semite, Real Jew News 3 Comments [9/21/2017 11:33:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131901

The American people, and in fact, all Western populations are being lied to on a daily basis by their elected, elite politicians when it comes to the true intentions of the followers of Islam. To make matters worse, the news media and liberal establishment are complicit in the cover up; either through ignorance, naivety, or just plain spite for those they consider an enemy - Conservatives. The result: Western civilization is truly at the brink and looking into the abyss as Muslims worldwide advance through Islam's three (3) stages of jihad, marching relentlessly forward on their sworn path to subjugate and dominate every person on planet Earth.

The clock for complacency has now run out, as demonstrated by the dead bodies we see piling up in every Western country on Earth. All citizens must wake up and realize that they are now on their own if they are to save and protect their values, freedoms and families. This is a new paradigm for most people in the West, as they have lived with near total security their entire lives. However, the government, whose only real job is to protect its citizens, is instead facilitating their ultimate demise; all-the-while, relentlessly pushing toward a one-world government and religion.

There are literally thousands of websites that go into great depth about the constant death and destruction generated daily by devout followers of Islam who torture and kill innocent civilians whose only crime has been to hold tightly to their own cherished values and beliefs. Also, scattered across thousands of websites, are bits and pieces that expose the stealth (or civilizational) jihad that is taking place right under our noses. This is the slow jihad that, through a barrage of constant cultural and religious accommodation demands by "friendly" Muslims, is slowly destroying the freedoms, values and even the culture that has maintained our cherished society for over 230 years.

To the average citizen, it can be overwhelming to figure out the true extent of the subversion taking place and then to pull it all together. This website is dedicated to centralizing and exposing, for the first time ever, all of the important stealth jihad sneak attacks that are working like a well-oiled machine, just under the surface, to destroy our country from within. This "soft, or stealth" jihad is the heart of the real threat - not the high-profile bombings and killings, which are designed to divert your attention from the covert Islamization underway.

All the proof, education, tools and plans that the average citizen needs to learn, organize and fight back as an individual or as a group leader, have been assembled into this one resource.

It is incumbent on every able-bodied American to do his/her part and step up to defend the United States of America against the most devastating Trojan Horse the world has ever known - Islam.

SneakyIslam, SneakyIslam 1 Comments [9/21/2017 11:35:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131917

Former nurse Kerrie-Ann Thornton, 37, says her first alleged encounter with an extraterrestrial took place when a dark figure suddenly appeared from the back seat of her car as she was driving on a Sydney highway. […] Ms Thornton now dedicates her life to serving ‘the greys’ — a “peaceful alien species” she claims to have a contract with. As a self professed psychic medium and telepathic communicator, she says she also has contact with other alleged “alien races” including the Draconians, Reptilians, Annunaki and Illuminati. Ms Thornton, from Harrington Park, is one of thousands of people around the world who believe in the existence of these so-called extraterrestrial creatures which she claims talk directly to her.


“My job and my business is to deliver messages for the ET’s ... it’s up to you what you do with those messages.”

About 12 people, men and women, pay a $20 entry fee and file into the small function room to watch Ms Thornton become possessed by aliens and deliver messages to them on a sunny Sunday afternoon in March.

They meet in an old country-style motel, tucked behind a used car sales business in Campbelltown, on the outskirts of western Sydney.

“You are invited to ask questions about anything, the ET’s themselves, life, the universe, etc and the ET’s will answer all questions,” a pamphlet advertising the seminar reads.


She warns that “everyone will be running for the door” in the second half of her seminar when she becomes possessed or if the aliens decide to appear in the room.

“I’m told they’re going to put on a big show,” she tells news.com.au.

“They’re calling it ‘the Awakening’. They’re going to make a statement.

“I won’t remember the second half after it’s happened.”

Guests are told there is nothing to fear and advised not to be alarmed if they “feel something touch (their) shoulder” or if the medium starts levitating.

“There are 30 plus ET’s in this room right now ... invisible,” Ms Thornton says.

“They’re invisible.”

Kerrie-Ann Thornton, news.com.au 9 Comments [9/21/2017 12:58:26 PM]
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Submitted By: shy

Quote# 131948

So what we’re seeing today is a step by step process. Wrestling power away & seizing control is one thing; doing so without it ever becoming common knowledge is another thing altogether…. & you’ve got to hand it to them. How many people are aware the Rothschilds already virtually control the worldwide printing of money? Any time they like they can initiate economic meltdowns, which opens the way for more conflict & war. They’ve the media to not only cover their back but to continually instil fear into the populace as well as drive wedges between various groups of people. Divide & conquer has always been part of their modus operandi.

They control almost all the West’s politicians. I’ve said it a million times – it’s not just Palestine – the US, UK, Canada, France, Germany, Japan, Australia – all the major Western nations ARE OCCUPIED TERRITORIES! Moreover any country brave enough to defy & not capitulate to these Zionist mafiosi banksters….. well, can’t we see what’s occurred in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria, Iran, North Korea, Malaysia, Venezuela & a host of other countries? They’ve but one thing in common – THEY WERE SINGLED OUT BECAUSE THEY DEFIED THE ROTHSCHILD ZIONISTS!

Then when one conducts meaningful research into the horrific level of systematic exploitation that’s occurred in the past 250 years in Africa, Asia, Central & South America where the vast wealth of these entire continents have been siphoned away leaving billions penniless, it doesn’t take long to realise who’s ultimately behind this. Almost all Diamond & Gold production is under the control of agents of the Rothschilds. One can hardly imagine how much of the world’s petroleum they now control.

So, along with their control over the world’s major natural resources, they have the entire banking system, the mass-media, Wall Street, industries of Energy, Armaments, pharmaceuticals & anything else that matters, well & truly locked up! NOW THEIR GOAL IS TO ENSURE THERE IS NO POSSIBLE CHANCE WE CAN EVER CHALLENGE THEM. That means ultimately they have to be able to eradicate millions, if not billions of people & to get away with it as if nothing untoward has occurred. THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT!

At least we have democracy. Wrong! There does not exist one aspect of our elections process in the UK which hasn’t been compromised. Zionists control all the key facets including our politicians, the media, the judicial system & law enforcement. This is why war criminals & child molesters not only evade justice but are rewarded financially for being loyal servants to their despicable cause. Freedom of speech exists accept when Zionists or Israel is criticised. It is crucial to recognise one is perfectly able to criticise pretty much anyone else.

To counteract this blatant anomaly, Zionists have mastered the art of labelling critics anti-Semitic, as well as the technique of making out Jews are the victims, forever living in fear. Many Jews genuinely believe this because they too have fallen foul of the monstrous propaganda & lies Zionists specialise in. Saying more of us need to wake up is patently obvious. However, for the time being, we need to make it absolutely clear to our traitor politicians – A CORNERSTONE OF DEMOCRACY IS THE RIGHT TO PROTEST! DO THIS AT YOUR PERIL!


Michael Aydinian, GGMUK 1 Comments [9/22/2017 10:55:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131918

When it comes to 9/11, there are two groups of people: those who don’t know exactly what happened, and those who orchestrated it.

Caitlin Johnstone, Medium 3 Comments [9/22/2017 11:08:05 AM]
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Submitted By: hydrolythe

Quote# 131920

Zuckerberg's legs bend forward instead of back. The reptilians made a mistake when assembling him.

Mr. Patriarch, Instagram 2 Comments [9/22/2017 10:44:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Hu's On First

Quote# 131937

Dear Brother Nathanael,

Thank you for your persistence in exposing evil in the world.

I am not surprised that you are being harassed (constant loud noise through a wall of someone’s home is harassment).

I am surprised that you have not experienced more lethal forms of harassment. At some level, you probably know, the Jews you talk about will try to silence you. That is what they do and have done, in many people’s opinions and mine too.

Your writings and videos relate your ideas about the source of evil to events that are reported and are public. However, there is a covert world full of their evil deeds. This is a world of technology that most people will not learn about for years, unless you have been the target of this technology and have somehow survived.

And here it is: Doctors, dentists, in this country (and I am almost sure in many other countries) are putting, let’s say “things”, rice sized, perhaps strand sized in people during regular supposedly benevolent procedures. The results are remote monitoring and manipulating of the person’s body and mind (the brain is after all an organ too) to incapacitate, deform, and/or kill the unwitting recipient patient.

I have a mouthful, courtesy of 6 dentists, involving 3 states in the US. These things are the source of intense magnetic activity which is only perceptible with high power magnets, neodymium magnets.

Without going into detail about these things, I can suggest that you do all of your dental, medical, work, with caution, and in Russia.

I have been to Venezuela, Mexico, Ecuador, China, Iran, Republic of Georgia, Armenia, as an English teacher, tourist, but I was trying to get away to live and to get, at least, an x-ray to provide proof and seek some kind of legal or criminal remedy.

But a ubiquitous, highly organized, with unlimited resources, society is my constant companion.

Keeping a target alone, under control, then dead are top priorities.

Other tactics “they” use are - cars, commercial trucks, to stage accidents, and marriage, romance to infiltrate families, divorce, with the end game to stop religious traditions and corrupt lives. These people will bring down planes to get to the people they want to stop.

I believe there is a genetic reason people are targeted and that genetics may be another reason of the infiltration of families. I have said to others - they are killing all the good people, and I have heard these exact words from others online.

Gall, Real Jew News 1 Comments [9/22/2017 10:49:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131850

Parents just don't know what is best for their kids. The Big Brother public education systems does and it will continue to push it. Few people realize how far the public education system goes and gets away with.

A couple of years ago, it was Communist mind control techniques (google tools of the mind and Lev Vygotsky) and now it is Hindu/Buddhist meditation and chanting mantras. BTW, we can't say Christmas but it is okay if the kiddos are chanting mantras and meditating.

dhs12345, Free Republic 2 Comments [9/20/2017 10:55:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131698

Bill O’Reilly claimed this morning that progressive protesters calling for the removal of Confederate statues from publicly owned properties are doing so as a “wayside to get to the Constitution” so they can destroy it.

On this morning’s edition of “Breitbart News Daily,” O’Reilly spoke about his new book about the American Revolution before pivoting to discussing progressive protesters who have recently called for cities and states to remove Confederate monuments in the wake of a violent white supremacist Alt-Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, last month.

“There’s no question in my mind that it’s the Constitution that they ultimately want to overturn,” O’Reilly said. “The statues are just a wayside to get to the Constitution.”

“They never say it, but that’s what it is,” O’Reilly continued. “The statues are just symbols, and I said very early on when I saw this controversy in Charlottesville , ‘Hey, it’s not going to stop with Robert E. Lee or the Confederate generals.’ This is going to go into the fabric of our country.”

Bill O'Reilly, Right Wing Watch 5 Comments [9/16/2017 5:34:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 131866

The reason they've been so successful is that, from day one, they ingratiated themselves in higher academia, and at the most prestigious schools. They were positioned to influence the world's leaders. From there, it's a matter of simple diffusal to the rest of the education system. Everyone wants to be (but can't be) like Harvard, Yale, etc., so they copy what's going on there. And of course, it helps that the critical theorists were all profoundly regarded amongst their professional peers in sociology, cultural anthropology, etc.
Fast forward seventy five years into the experiment and add to this already rotten institution the fact that now everyone goes to college, things have gotten exponentially worse. Higher academia has been, since the early twentieth century, the principal testing grounds for cultural Marxism. It's (ironically) little more than a factory of mass propaganda production, dispassionately programming those on its assembly line to be sensitive to [insert hot button topic here].
Now, most of the people coming into university today (and keep in mind that's most people, period) are idiots, and they're even worse when they get out. They're conditioned to be socialists from day one of public school, really, and university reinforces all of that and helps them apply it to the world.

And the university ends up being "right" in a really sick way, because of course, once the student leaves college they don't get a fair wage (because the market is saturated with a bunch of losers who all have the same degree and no experience), they don't have any property (because they've been raised from day one to live with their parents forever playing video games, plus they don't have the credentials to get a good job), they won't have any legacy (because if they can pull themselves away from their parents basement long enough to meet someone they're sure as hell not going to marry them, although a bastard or two might be produced), and they'll be pretty peeved about all that stuff-- thankfully, the university already warned them ahead of time that the world is an unjust place populated with racist elites who will do everything to keep them down, so at least they can't say they weren't warned!

It's just that those who are really "keeping them down" are the ones who sold them a bill of goods about that education in the first place, and who pushed them along the indoctrination assembly line with the impression that they were developing virtue when they were really just killing whatever brain cells were left.

Mithrandylan, Cathinfo 2 Comments [9/20/2017 2:03:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 92633


I wanted to tell my story on a forum that understands the alien world.

This has been going on since mid January.

We are farming folk and our farm is 200 miles from the city.

My wife goes to town once a month for groceries and provisions shopping.

about 75 miles from the farm we have a very long stretch of road straight and flat, and it happens on this road.

There is hardly any traffic and sometimes you don't cross another vehicle for 20 minutes or more.

She sees a very bright silver light on the horizon and it gets bigger and bigger.

She thinks it is a truck coming with headlights on.

Then there is like a metallic clunk and the radio goes dead and the car stops.

That's all she remembers, then her mind goes blank and when she regains her senses the car is stopped on the side of the road.

She has no normal visual recollection of anything but somehow, subconsiously she feels that she has been raped by some form of alien men. She can recall in her mind eye 2 men of caucasian appearence but about 2m tall and with dark skin and very light blond hair, almost white.

Good looking men but fierce and strong.

There is physical evidence of sexual interference because her panties are torn and the vagina has been used.

She wants to go and see the doctor and submit to an examination and she wants to have the fluid tested to see if it is like human semen, but I fear being made the butt of jokes in our small community once the story inevitably gets out.

Do you think it is some kind of alien abduction?

But why nobody else has reported similat events?

and why do they wait for my wife every month?
They must be able to track her car and arrive at this lonely spot in a very short time???

I am stumped.

[Cue even the crazies at Godlike Productions openly mocking him]

AUSSIE FARMER, Godlike Productions 49 Comments [2/12/2013 4:35:52 AM]
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Quote# 131869

This is really rich over at the homophonically-racist website, the Daily Noose. Professor of Philosophy and Law, Leslie* Green, tells us that when the right refers to universities as “liberal,” they mean universities filled with people who believe the following:

Species arose through natural selection.
No author of any gospel ever met Jesus.
Homosexuality is a normal variant in human behaviour.
The United States lost a war against Vietnam.
Human activity is a significant cause of climate change.
The United States has worse public health than do countries with nationalized health care.
Yet these beliefs are not the real threats to conservatives or the right. The true threats are the “habits of thought, modes of inquiry, and sensibilities of outlook,” which lead to such beliefs, in other words, conservatives feel threatened because “[universities] are universities.”

Got that? No, you say? Then let me mansplain it to all-y’all backwards readers of this humble blog: Them dumb tobacco chewin’ conservatives are threatened by the fact that there are all them smart fellers in them Iv’ry towers with that book learnin’ and stuff. It has nothing to do with the fact that at the Iv’ry towers they take as Gospel the following claims, with dissent met not with argument but ridicule:

-The only mechanism of common descent is natural selection.
-No authors of the Gospels ever met Jesus.
-Homosexuality is a normal [sic] variant in human behavior
-The war against Vietnam had little to do with stopping communist aggression of the north Vietnamese against the South and was not a political defeat but a military one.
-We should reduce fossil fuel use quickly by giving the government more control or else face disastrous consequences (#ClimateChangeIsReal).
-If you believe in yourself enough, you can be anything you want to be, including a man, woman, or whatever else you choose.
-You should be called an “Islamaphobe” if you denigrate Islam.
-Mexico is giving us their best and Trump is a racist (#RESIST). Because…
-Only whites can be racist.
-If you’re white, you come with a special cape that gives you “privilege power” no matter how dumb or poor your parents were.
-There is a serious problem of police injustice against blacks in the West. #BLM
-The “gender wage gap” is mostly to be explained by systematic injustices against women by (white) men.
-If you have four or five daughters, one of them is bound to get raped in college.
-Everyone should be able to go to college.
-There (REALLY) is a Constitutional right against the states to unlimited butt sechs.
-If you deny the above then you’re a bigoted bigot-faced bigot.

I’m sure I’ve missed a few. Perhaps some professors will help us fill in the gaps.

*Note: Not knowing Leslie, I don’t know if they identifies as a man, woman, or The Other. Thus, I have used the white, colonialist, capitalist, toxically masculine, gender-neutral, pronoun, “he” and various other forms to maximally be”on the wrong side of history.”

AR-15, Rightly Considered 4 Comments [9/21/2017 12:43:08 AM]
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Submitted By: ShakesMyHead.

Quote# 88985

It's amazing that there are people out there that believe in Aliens and bigfoot yet refuse to believe the scientifically proven fact that 911 was a controlled demolition.
Similarly, these people will happily bash Christanity calling it un scientific, irrational belief (I'm not Christian merely making a point) yet fervently belief in the biggest fairytale religion of them all, man made global warming. Anthropogenic global warming has ZERO evidence supporting it and a mountain of evidence against it. I believe the film idiocracy is coming true.

Sabretruthtiger, Cracked 25 Comments [8/14/2012 4:05:11 AM]
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Quote# 126110

As for the Sunkist trademark, what we found was far more sinister. We'll state the obvious first. A large sun serves as its basis. However, that's not the half of it. The really scary part is in the word "Sunkist". Take a look at the lettering. If you pay close attention to the "u", you'll notice that it merges with the "n". When looked at appropriately, the trademark doesn't say "Sunkist" as most people assume but rather "Sinkist", which could also be interpreted as "Sin-kist".

This despicable icon provides a dangerous double dose of Illuminati brainwash. Seeing the sun is one thing, but the typeset is sending subliminal messages telling people to be bad. At this point, if you are not convinced that the Illuminati is real, then we strongly urge you to reconsider your opinion. The abundance of symbols that assault your senses on a daily basis are not accidental coincidences. They are a means to control your mind.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 10 Comments [4/8/2017 5:02:28 AM]
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Quote# 131779

Incorrect value 3.141592653...for circle area & circumference & its subordinated values: 0.785398163..., 1.273239545..., 0.6366197724..., 0.2146018367...

The correct value for a circle is 3.125 and its subordinated values: 0.78125, 1.28, 0.64, 0.21875.

Also Mantle area and Total area even Volume of Sphere & Cylinder and Cube relationship are 2/3 or 3/2


I have investigated and researched on Pi for 35 years and it has taken me this long to come to these conclusions. To share my knowledge and discuss the contents of my book with fellow colleagues I have put a few words together on this site.

Old methods of identifying and calculating Pi have not been mentioned, discussed or used in this book. History of Pi has not been mentioned either. This book only considers a new idea and new formulas. To understand and get a complete view of the new formulas and ideas one has to study the book.

The first time I published this book was in year 2000 in Sweden and the second time in 2003.

The book is divided into two parts. The first part contains seven chapters, explaining the correct value for Pi. The second part contains six chapters, each chapter covering different mathematical areas. Part 1 explains the basic geometric shapes and how these are related to each other.

Mohamadreza Mehdinia , correctpi.com 10 Comments [9/18/2017 11:15:23 AM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 131839

In this article I’d like to look at the big picture–the really big picture. We are headed toward a glorious millennium, according to the Book of Revelation. A millennium of 1,000 years of peace.
But right before that time period we have to deal with the Great Tribulation. Planet X or Wormwood is part of the Great Tribulation. I’m speaking in very general 30,000-foot high-level terms here.
The Great Tribulation is all about opening up the Second Seal, among others. This is unleashing war on the earth. When this happens, the Antichrist figure arises out of the New World Order. That’s the main picture right there, folks.
The Great Sign of Revelation 12:1-2 appears on September 23, 2017 and at no other time within a 7,000-year framework of human history. It is the Alpha – Omega Sign of Revelation. Virgo is the first of the 12 constellations of the Zodiac and Leo is the last. They are juxtaposed during this fixed season of time. These are part of the 12 constellations, astronomically-speaking, that reveal the entire story of the Bible. This is not astrology; that is a counterfeit. This is astronomy. This is Genesis 1:14.
Genesis 1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years.
The Great American Eclipse is our next to last sign. The Revelation 12 Sign is on September 23, 2017. But the eclipse was very major. Not many people followed it after it left the United States, but I did, and it landed out in the Atlantic where Hurricane Harvey formed.
Hurricane Harvey caused $190 billion of damage to the United States. Hurricane Irma caused $60 billion of damage. That’s a quarter-trillion of damage to the national economy, which will simultaneously bankrupt quite a few insurance companies. Not good news.
The eclipse coincided with the beginning of the month of Elul, the Jewish month of repentance. It lands 40 days later on the High Holiest day of the Jewish calendar, Yom Kippur. Most gentile readers will be scratching their heads at this, but in 1894 a Jewish rabbi and mystic said this would happen.
Written by Rabbi Moshe ben Yisrael Benyamin in Safed in 1894, the Yalkut Moshe notes that when a solar eclipse occurs at the beginning of the month of Elul, “it is an especially bad sign; it portends great storms and the great suffering of the kings of the East.”

What are the “great storms”? That’s Hurricanes Harvey and Irma and two others following. What is the “kings of the East?” That is the leader of North Korea, who will suffer great harm as he escalates threats against President Trump.
Jewish people and Jewish rabbis understand all of this much better than we do. And God is about to deal with Israel. The Church Age is imminently over.

Another coincidence is most interesting: in my book Planet X – The 2017 Arrival I delve more deeply into the transitions than any other book in existence. And I have been proven right–and right on point.

What my book is saying is that this Fall–the Fall of 2017–will see the end of this world as we know it. Don’t hold me to exact dates for now we “see through a glass darkly.” You know the month–October–and the year–2017. This is the beginning of the transition. The details of what will transpire are all listed in chronological order in my book. God is not a God of confusion. This all ties together perfectly this year only, not at a future date and not at any date in the past. This is it.

To the people from around the world who send me kind letters and information, I am eternally grateful. Of course, the other side of the story is that the press, as usual, often misrepresents me. But there is one British tabloid that writes very good articles about me. And I get email from a variety of people whom I believe have diminished intelligence and cannot understand anything. All kinds of groups email me. Those emails I don’t read, I just automatically delete. Some people encourage me to quit. My response is this: I will quit the very first day that hell freezes over.
I received a wonderful email from the head of Russian TV today who said they have coverage of 180 nations and 250 million people and will be sending a film crew next week to interview me. The DirecTV documentary The Sign airs multiple times this month on their documentary channel. These events far outweigh and compensate for the letters from the dark side. We are in a battle: good versus evil. This information is critical to spiritual and physical survival. The time left to get this message out is very, very short. The last half of October will see all of these events begin to transpire. September 23rd, as I have said before, is a huge harbinger. It is the Great Sign of Revelation 12 and it points us like a countdown to the last half of October. Watch October. And also keep in mind this not the end of the world. It is a transition to the Great Tribulation, when somewhere between one-third and one-half of the earth’s population will be affected by war, famine and the appearance of Planet X.

And for those of you who are serious about eschatology, I’m going to give you a cryptic hint: the Last Trumpet I believe is on the last day of the Feast of Tabernacles–and that’s not far off this year.

David Meade, Planet X News 3 Comments [9/20/2017 10:49:06 AM]
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Quote# 131761

For the first time in my life - 71 years - I found thinkers like my self. From a child I have been rejected because I do not think like everyone else. I knew very early that the stuff they tried to teach me at school was just made up as the teacher was talking. For example, when we were being taught about directions and the teacher was explaining north, south east and west and then went on to say we could travel eastward forever but we could NOT travel northward or southward forever something was fishy.

I drew a circle on the floor and marked arrows on it pointing N, S, E and W and then asked the teacher what is the difference in the arrows were. The teacher could not respond and sent me to the office with a note that said "I can't help this child"! I then realized that the entire idea on N, S, E and W was fishy and the teacher just made it up.

I am part of a large family with many children and I am proud to say that we have an accumulative IQ of well over 300. Some scoff at that concept but have you ever noticed how the accumulative IQ of ants allow them to build such wonderfully complex hills and habitat's. In our family we think together using every fluid ounce of IQ - not many know but IQ is really the measure of a brain liquid. I hope I can join this my new family with my existing one and perhaps our accumulative IQ can push 1,000!

goodtohavefriends, TFES 15 Comments [9/17/2017 2:14:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 131812

Build the wall, deport them all!

Now that I have your attention…

If you need more evidence that Presidents are TOLD what they will do and NOT do, this whole flip-flop by the President should add one more page. It seems that almost every President of these United States comes into office or seeks office having a desire to improve the nation for its citizens.

Upon being sworn in and “briefed” about duties, responsibilities and liabilities inherent to the office, the AGENDA is then applied to which the new POTUS must follow. At times, a President will make a deal, quid pro quo and maybe even sellout in order to accomplish something promised during the election.

If there is too much cage rattling or an underhanded attempt is made to complete an end run around the AGENDA, then backlash hits and sometimes it is unfavorable.

Take a look at Kennedy, take a look at Nixon, take a look at Reagan. Despite any personal failings, each wanted to accomplish a list of policies intended to keep the United States from falling into the tyrannical morass of globalism.

With Kennedy, eliminated completely and decisively. With Nixon, a Silent Coup (read the book by the same title). As with Reagan, the Kennedy treatment (attempted) having been saddled with “their man” GHW Bush.

As for Trump, I didn’t vote for Jared Kushner, nor did I vote for Ivanka. Yet they are wielding influence greater than a hundred better qualified government advisors. If it turns out Trump says one thing then does another, he may not be reelected in 2020. Even worse, voter turnout may drag to its lowest ever.

Had Hillary been elected, there would have been positions and policies resembling what a President Trump would have done. As with President Trump, there are some things which resemble what a President Hillary Clinton would have done. Nothing new here, this is standard gummint maneuvering with policy.

To lecture further: It is not the government toadies and politicians which present the biggest threat to the American people. It is the media and the financial system holding us hostage to global feudalism. If you wanted to dump sugar into somebody’s gas tank, it’s not the politicians you should be surveilling.

Overall, really enjoyed reading about your missionary efforts to our nation’s capitol and the uplifting responses. Also good to read you dealt well enough with any detractors. Thoroughly enjoyed your account of this latest dream.

Ft. Nolan, Real Jew News 2 Comments [9/19/2017 10:04:30 AM]
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