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Quote# 124644

[Note: Posted on February 18, 2017]

150m meteor set to hit Earth TONIGHT

You won't see this in MSM. I am a research associate at an observatory in Argentina, and today it was discovered that a previously unknown space rock, now catalogued as ARD-175a, 150-200 meters in length, is on collision course with the Earth in approx 14-16 hours. Make no mistake, the chance for miss is all but 8%. Northern hemisphere is greatest target although actual destination is depending on time of arrival. Prepare as this could be the one.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [2/18/2017 12:57:20 PM]
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Quote# 124654

At his rally in Melbourne, Florida on Saturday, Pres. Donald Trump listed a terror attack that never happened as part of the rationale for his controversial anti-Muslim travel ban.

In defending his executive order banning Islamic refugees and travelers from 7 Muslim-majority countries from entering the U.S., Trump said, “When you look at what’s happening in Germany, when you look at what’s happening last night in Sweden — Sweden! Who would believe this? Sweden!”

“They took in large numbers, they’re having problems like they never like they never thought possible,” he went on.

However, there was no terror attack in Sweden on Friday. Perhaps, as some Twitter users suggested, the attack in Sweden happened in the same parallel universe as Kellyanne Conway’s fictitious “Bowling Green massacre.”

Donald Trump, Raw Story 2 Comments [2/19/2017 3:53:12 AM]
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Quote# 124638

What will happen next, if Trump is a Real Deal. Pizzagate and everything. Simple as this:

Pizzagste is the most important thing. It touches every country in the world, and we are on the verge of exposing unbelivable things about this horrible ritual. If exposed as it really is, it is going to change whole World.

We are on a good road.

With obama and others before him, i couldnt never imagine President calling "CNN as fake news", because CNN was on their side. Doing fake news for elite. One big point for President Trump.

Electing people mostly for their skills, none by favors/pay to play. Like first one, this is not business as usual. Second big One for President Trump.

Why it is good thing media is silent about pizzagate?
Possibilities Trump has heard about this subject? Close to 1, lets say 99,8%?

Now, seeing your current President making decicions, and acting like no president before, what is the Trumpiest way to deal with the biggest thing, the thing what will change the history, and make him a Legend? He has the smartest man and especially women digging on pizzagate. They are interviewing people, hollywood stars, everyone they can.

Why do you thing people like Madonna, James Franco and Jack Black are suddenly losing their minds when weeks and days past? They are scared for their lifes. I think meltdowns like Madonnas are going to glimb.


Beating, mutilating and fucking childrens, that you can use victims adrenaline and other chemically rich young blood for your own well being. I believe this ritual and reaction is like a drug, and i fear its the oldest and most addictive one too.

Thinking with common sense, Trump must be on thus subject, and has to have same conclusion. This kind of thing cant go viral before they act. If thousands of people are connected to this, it needs time to gather all the sick twists, and its not really helping if any of this is publicially out before they are truly ready to expose this. They need to have a way to deal with reactions and all the different consequenses when pizzagate is known by everybody. We might have problems with many different levels, starting with puke, when this goes viral.

I know President Trump is the man to do this. So_much_winning.

Atticus-, Godlike Productions 5 Comments [2/18/2017 10:48:56 AM]
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Quote# 124655

Trump Mental State Crumbling As He Compares Himself To Abe Lincoln And Calls Newspapers Fake News

President Trump continues to show signs of not handling the presidency mentally well. During his campaign rally in Florida, Trump compared himself to Abe Lincoln and quoted Thomas Jefferson to suggest that all newspapers are fake news.

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Trump Compares Himself To Lincoln While Claiming All News Is Fake

Trump said, “The dishonest media, which has published one false story after another, with no sources even though they pretend they have them. They make them up in many cases. They just don’t want to report the truth…Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, and Abraham Lincoln, and many of our greatest presidents fought with the media and called them out oftentimes on their lies. When the media lies to people, I will never ever let them get away with it.”

The President continued, “In fact, Thomas Jefferson said nothing can be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself, he said, becomes suspicious when put into that polluted vehicle.”

Donald Trump, PoliticusUSA 1 Comments [2/19/2017 3:53:22 AM]
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Quote# 124642

Do You Believe the Moon is Real? Because Analysis Shows it Might be a Hologram

Recent studies of the moon have revealed a strange anomaly in the form of a lunar wave that has led some UFO enthusiasts and analysts into believingthat the Moon is in fact a hologram.

A new theory has emerged after more people analyzing the Moon using high-definition telescopic cameras saw that the image they were receiving through the scope was perturbed by what they call a “lunar wave”.

Mr. Crow did a great job in capturing this moment, along with other eleven people. He claims that the “lunar wave” is an anomaly usually encountered while projecting an image, thus speculating about the possibility of the Moon being an actual hologram.

At first, the malfunction of the camera was considered, but after analyzing the bizarre phenomenon for a couple of weeks, he concluded that the line interfering with the Moon’s surface is not due to the “pixelation or shredding of the signal”, but it’s an actual “organic line.”

If the projection comes from space or from planet Earth, we are yet to find out, but current analysis only point towards the obvious anomaly known as “the lunar wave” and a few more evidence revealed by some Russian scientists.

Known as a reliable source when it comes to UFO disclosure, revealing never before seen footage of chem planes and orb UFOs, Mr. Crow tries to solve the lunar mystery. He said the following:

“I have been at this for a long time, I have been relentless in my search and in filming and observing the moon and everything that happens and it is true, from the people I have talked to, and there are other people talking about the moon being a hologram, and quite a few people are aware of this.”

After the groundbreaking footage was released, Mr. Crow tells how he has been contacted by three individuals occupying positions allowing them to have access to extended knowledge about things than are normally forbidden to the rest of the population. He was told that he is on the right track, but at the same time he received critics and defaming interpretations of his work. Could his theory regarding the Moon being a hologram actually prove to be true?

Well, as a matter of fact Mr. Crow is a rational and well educated person, and if we check his theory better, it sounds quite convincing:

“My guess is that when the Moon is in its quarter phases, or slivers, or other things, you are actually looking at the Moon. I think that when it starts to get full or well-lit on the face, they cover it with a hologram so we can’t see what they are doing under there… It’s not what you think it is, I can tell you that it’s not just a rock in space… there’s a lot going on up there.”

UFOHOLIC, UFOHOLIC.COM 3 Comments [2/18/2017 12:57:08 PM]
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Quote# 121411

(Highlights from his writeup of an interview he did for QR magazine)

I am being featured in Spain's QR magazine this month with an interview I gave concerning our flat, motionless Earth. Overall I thought the questions were good, however they chose an odd image from one of my rap videos to represent me, and the magazine's editors interestingly omitted one and only one word from the actual interview: The final paragraph should read "The JEWS, Jesuits, Freemasons and other embedded secret societies," though they decided to take out the word "Jews" because quote, "that leaves us as a company open to attack and highly publicized criticism." As Voltaire said, "to learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

[...]

QR - When people have been into space, why is it do you think that they did not identify the earth as being flat?

Outer space is a science-fiction myth woven by lying Freemasons with some rockets, computer graphics, and a multi-billion dollar taxpayer-funded budget. Astro-nots are merely Freemasonic actors playing out their role in propagandizing the public into believing their nihilistic, atheistic, heliocentric cosmology. Astronauts are fully aware of the deception they are participating in and “do not identify the earth as being flat” because they are sworn paid liars doing a job.

[...]

QR - If the earth is indeed flat, then where does it start and end, and why don’t we fall off it?


I could similarly ask NASA and modern astronomers, “if outer-space is indeed real, where does it start and end, and why can’t we go beyond that?” Antarctica is not the tiny ice-continent found confined to the underside of astronomer’s globes, but is rather a gigantic ice wall/plateau 200 feet tall that surrounds the Earth and holds the oceans in 360 degrees around us. How far the Antarctic ice extends southwards and whether it terminates in an edge, barrier/firmament, or whether it is infinite is currently unknown and unknowable to the public thanks to the Antarctic Treaty which prevents ordinary people from independent exploration of Antarctica.

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QR - Where does the atmosphere start and finish?


This is another question which even NASA refuses to answer. They claim that at some undetermined height, “gravity” becomes weaker and weaker until it magically gives way to “outer-space” which is a vacuum which allow astronauts to free-float forever without falling back down. First of all, it is physically and philosophically impossible for “infinite non-gravitized vacuum space” to exist adjacent to and not separated in any way from non-vacuum, gravitized atmosphere. Secondly, no amateur rocket, balloon, or other technology has ever been able to reach this alleged height where instead of falling back down to Earth like a skydiver, people are able to simply free-float. This is because astro-nots are not in outer-space at all and are simply filming the free-floating effect using camera tricks, green screens, wires, dark pools, and so-called “zero-g planes.” The reality is as the old adage states, “what goes up, must come down,” and not because of “gravity” but because objects always rise/fall based on the relative densities of their surroundings. A helium balloon rises upwards because it is lighter than the oxygen, nitrogen and other elements in the air surrounding it. A rock drops right to the ground because it is denser than the air surrounding it. That is all. The helium balloon doesn’t mysteriously escape “gravity” while the rock is subjected to it, but rather, as was known for millennia before Newton’s silly theory, objects naturally rise/fall towards their own density.

[...]

QR - How does the earth’s magnetic field work? Does the reverse side of the earth also have magnetism?


The farthest anyone has ever drilled into the Earth is a mere 8 miles. So in reality no one knows what is beyond 8 miles deep, but our scientific establishment has taken the liberty of providing every school textbook with images showing a ball-Earth with several hypothetical layers going from crust, to outer mantle, to inner mantle, to outer core and inner core where they claim there is hot molten magnetic metal causing Earth to have constantly moving magnetic dipoles on its surface! In reality, they have not even drilled beyond the crust, but claim to know what exists at every layer and their theory of Earth’s magnetism resulting from a molten metal core suggests a type of magnet that doesn’t actually exist. Our flat Earth’s actual magnetism however, works similar to that of a ring-magnet found in loud-speakers, where the North pole is the monopole pole at the center and the “South pole” is actually every point along the outer circumference.

Eric Dubay, The Atlantean Conspiracy 16 Comments [9/2/2016 5:43:40 PM]
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Quote# 124557

Venezuelan authorities have ordered that US broadcaster CNN's Spanish-language channel be taken off air, accusing it of spreading propaganda.

The accusation relates to a report on the channel on alleged passport fraud at the Venezuelan embassy in Iraq.

Venezuela's National Telecommunications Commission (Conatel) ordered "the immediate suspension of broadcasts".

Conatel accused the channel of attempting to "undermine the peace and the democratic stability" of Venezuela.

It did not specifically mention the passport story, but government officials had earlier in the day disputed it at a press conference.

The story was the product of a year-long investigation into allegations that Venezuelan passports and visas were being sold to people in Iraq, including some with terrorism links.

The report alleged that Venezuelan Vice-President Tareck El Aissami was directly linked to the granting of 173 passports, including to members of the Lebanese group Hezbollah, which is designated a terrorist group by the US and other Western powers.

According to Venezuelan media, Conatel urged publishers and journalists to "provide timely and truthful information to our people, adjusted to the values of Venezuelan society".

Conatel (Venezuela), BBC News 6 Comments [2/15/2017 10:54:35 PM]
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Quote# 124607

Pigs were engineered by ancient aliens in order to serve as vessels for low life entities, dead humans included.

That's why 9 out of 10 esoteric scriptures and the so called "sacred texts" of all mainstream religions strictly discourage the consumption of pork.

Domestic pigs are genetically modified so that their molecules and atoms resonate in a frequency that attracts deceased lowlife shitbags to occupy and be imprisoned in their bodies.

Whoever taught humans to farm pigs and eat them, knew exactly the destructive implications, physical and mainly metaphysical.

Ancient aliens 101, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [2/17/2017 5:26:00 PM]
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Quote# 124633

The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!

Donald Trump, Twitter 8 Comments [2/18/2017 10:48:21 AM]
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Quote# 124643

Here's the situation. Trump broke ties with the Illuminati to restore the old order and prevent the new. He wanted to end the notion that globalization is the best way forward, that a more diverse society is better, and that creating a welfare state is progress. All of these were key Illuminati objectives. Now that he's president and defied the odds of getting elected, he is dismantling the Illuminati, but the order will not go down without a fight. It has mobilized every resource it has to ensure that Trump's presidency is a short one. The media, celebrities, and corrupt foreign powers are all working to stop the Donald. Their goal is simple, force him to resign or get an impeachment.

As we write this, little is known about what is truly happening in the Trump White House. The media cannot be trusted and deciphering fact from fiction is difficult with all of the Illuminati agents creating bogus stories. What we do know is that the firewalls are up. It's not that Trump doesn't want to be transparent, it's that he can't be. Transparency requires an honest media or it fails. How can anyone know what Trump wants to do when the media is a bad joke.

What's even scarier is how the media is beginning to manipulate stories through computer imaging. Technology has advanced to where CGI can replicate humans in live action movies. You can bet the Illuminati is creating fake images and then broadcasting them across the airwaves to feed us a lie. That press conference on February 16th was probably fake, a CGI orchestration that took months to produce. You can also bet that Trump's Twitter has been hijacked by the Illuminati. This is a scary time. The president may be completely isolated and unable to enact policy as the fake media has rewritten the narrative.

When this actually occurred is anyone's guess. It may have occurred a few days ago or even a couple of weeks ago. We do know that Trump was sworn in and moved into the White House. All else is complete mystery. The meetings with foreign dignitaries could have been faked. We believe the executive orders were real. The Illuminati would not tolerate such things.

Everything feels strange now, like a blackout has enveloped the world. There is a war going on with Illuminati trying to return things back to its idea of normal. Difficult times are ahead but do not trust the lies the order is spewing. To conclude, Trump is being attacked on all fronts. They are trying to force him to resign. His cabinet may have been infiltrated, and the media is using CGI to make its lies appear convincing.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 1 Comments [2/18/2017 12:57:14 PM]
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Quote# 124608

Again, the "experts" tell us that the "ice boulder" phenomenon is a "natural" occurrence. But if this is so, why is there no long term historical record (or pre 1945 photographs) of this phenomenon occurring? There is no such long term record (pre 1945) because the ridiculously uniform "ice boulders" are absolutely not natural. The climate engineeres became very active in the polar regions immediately after the end of WWll, historical data confirms this fact. Again, about the ice anomalies being "natural, the "experts" are simply lying, as they are paid to do. We are all swimming in a sea of lies and deception that is propagated by countless individuals in academia, media, and "official sources", who have completely betrayed humanity in exchange for a paycheck and a pension. When will the population reactivate their sense of sanity and reason? When will the population recognize that our geoengineered skies should not look like they do? When will the population face the fact that steel structure high-rise buildings (building 7 on 911) don't just fall down because of an office furniture fire on the lower floors? And why can't the masses discern that miles of shorelines covered with almost perfectly uniform and symmetrical "ice boulders" is completely unnatural?

Dane Wigington, Geoengineering Watch 3 Comments [2/17/2017 5:26:04 PM]
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Quote# 124391

Leaked NWO Flawless plan That will End America.

Many folks have a one or two track mind when it comes to the reasons why everything seems to be unraveling in America. You have one side saying (the right) “finally real change has come” and the other side saying (the left) “the end is happening”

I am emailing this to tell you that one side is correct. It is the left.

And it has nothing to do with American social policy or social policy. Rather it has everything to do with the New World Order’s United Nation. The great Trap for America.

PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY.

Many of us know about the elites but very few of us can separate what we know from what really is going on.

What I am about to tell you is the New World Orders plan to take down America and the WORLD will cheer.

Most people in America take sides. EITHER WITH THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT. If you are one of those individuals, no matter how sincere you may be, you have a closed mind.

How the Elites got into power in the first place was the ability to outthink nearly everyone on the planet.

Here we Go.

We will start with President Trump.

Even though we can confirm he is a man with good intentions this was all planned by the Elites.

They needed a man that was a nationalist in office in order to pull the trigger. Why?

For years we have had globalist puppets doing the bidding of the Elites. The two set up guys here are George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama.

George Bush got America into the Iraq war which reopened an interventionalist policy in the middle East and Obama continued that but morally conditioned the left and the right.

America entered into the war with Iraq without a real reason and this policy continued Into Syria, Libya etc.

The UN backed the war in Iraq but had “issues” (not really) with Syria and Libya.

This is very Important what I am about write, America backed rebels who wanted to topple a regime. That is very important to remember.

Remember what I have said above because we are going to change topics for a moment.

As you know America has been going through a period of protest. The folks on the right can see that these protests are absurd. The people on the left say these protests are necessary.

The protests are getting more and more violent and will continue to get more and more violent.

The left is in a losing battle. The lefts agenda has been shot down beyond repair. The right now has the Executive Branch, the Legislative Branch and the Judicial Branch. It is over for the left in America. BUT This was the NWO's intention all along.

We have seen the true colors of the left. They indeed will fight and terrorize to prove a point.

The left in Congress says nothing about this neither does the Elite Controlled Media. Why?

They need Chaos. ORDER OUT OF CHAOS.

The media will continue to push this chaos agenda over the next few years until it is beyond control. You are already hearing talking heads push the message that America is divided and we no longer have order in America.

The left is fighting a losing battle, but it's a winning battle for the NWO. Here's the plan.

Trumps agenda indeed will be pushed through infuriating the left population yet great delight to the right. Taking the minds far away from the real agenda

The riots are going to get to the point where burning blocks or not only common but rather miniscule. You will see entire cities and towns burn. We already have been conditioned for that. Remember Travon? You will see the rioters begin to murder Conservatives in Large numbers going into homes etc. The left will fire the first shot.

This will force Trump to call for martial law to save the Republic.

Forcing the rioters to form gorilla groups officially starting a civil war.

The media will push the Narrative that “rebel militant groups” are just trying to stop Trumps hate. The rights hatred against Muslims, LGBT etc

The world Narrative of “Trump the dictator” will be cemented.

This is where the UN will step in.

The nations inside the UN will say something very similar to this “America intervened in civil wars In the past...Why can't we?” “America backed Rebels Groups trying to topple a bad regime. . .Why can't we?”

You will then see nations come to the aid of these “leftist Rebels”.

AMERICA set the standard. No. . .The Elites set the standard using America as the puppet. But America and the right will be the scapegoat.

(This entire narrative of Abortion, LGBTQ, Muslim Integration is the effective tool that will bring down America not in the way you originally thought.) Exact quote from email. Not with God shooting lightning bolts from the sky down at people, but rather the elites swooping in to save the day. And the WORLD WILL cheer

“The Next World War will start in America's backward. The people were duped years ago and woke up too late. This is already set in stone” exact quote from email.

The email was taken apart and generalized but you get the message. Just follow the breadcrumbs.Folks get ready. Prepare yourselves. Prepare your families.

This IS the Agenda. Set in stone and operating like clockwork. The war drums are already beating and can be heard by those only awake to the real agenda that just got exposed.

This information comes at personal risk to a few different folks. Keep them in your prayers.

BoondocksHumbleFollow?er, Godlike Productions 7 Comments [2/10/2017 5:27:03 PM]
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Quote# 124603

Phallic-Worshipping Masonic Jews Try to Control the World

Ungodly Masonic Jews control the world. Present-day, manmade, Masonic Jerusalem (established in 1948) is “THAT GREAT CITY” of Revelation 17 which fornicates with the kings (nations) of the world. Just As Sodomites Forced Sex In Genesis 19 Upon the Innocent, Masonic Jews Force Homosexuality On The World (Albert Pike wrote about “Holy Orgies” amongst upper level Freemasons). If you find this claim of Freemasons being homosexuals a bit odd, please consider that their official symbol is an erect male phallus (e.g., The Washington Monument, which is a giant erect 666 foot tall penis in our nation's capitol). High-level Freemasons are demented individuals. This satanic religion of male penis-worshipping originated back in pagan Egypt. Few Bible students ever realize that Nebuchadnezzar's 90' x 9' obelisk image in Daniel chapter 2 was a giant erect phallus! The obelisk is a symbol of occult power and ruthless aggression against anyone who gets in their way. Truly, Satan is the god of this evil world.

Christian believers need to be aware of these truths, so we don't sinfully go along and support them. Some retarded churchgoers actually believe that it is God's will to support the New World Order. No Christian should ever vote for a U.S. President, because they are all pre-selected by Freemasons. No Christian ought ever join the Freemasonry cult. It is satanic, and you're deceived if you don't know that. Freemasons are prohibited from praying “IN JESUS' NAME” at lodge meetings. I'm sure there are exceptions, but their official position is that it is not allowed, lest other members feel ostracized. Freemasons worship “The Great Architect,” which is an all-encompassing, vague, one-size-fits-all, false god. You cannot be right with God and be a member of Freemasonry, I don't care how noble their cause may seem at times. Satan is a beautiful liar!

I don't hate anybody. I love all Jews. This issue of Masonic Jews is not a matter of Jewry; but rather, of a Luciferian conspiracy to control the world. If that seems weird to you, look at the back of any U.S. one-dollar bill. Those are all Masonic occult symbols, which basically mean the Antichrist is coming, and in order to succeed when he comes, the sinful world needs to be prepared to receive the man of sin. Why do you think all manner of sexual perversion is being promoted today in society? Recently, someone started a rumor online that Taylor Swift is a high priestess in the Church of Satan, which is an obvious hoax. I sincerely believe it was done deliberately to hide my article on “Taylor Swift And Satanism,” which was at the very top of Google for a long time. Luciferians know how to hide THE TRUTH. The American public is as woefully dumb as can be.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 2 Comments [2/17/2017 5:25:33 PM]
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Quote# 124587

What we euphemistically call “the mainstream media” are not mainstream at all. They (and I use “they” advisedly because “media” is a plural noun) have little in common with Main Street. Collectively, they are part of an insular culture of elitists who actually believe they have a monopoly on truth, when, in fact, they only have a monopoly on hubris.

I don’t have any statistics to prove this theory, but here it is: What we call the “mainstream media” are the biggest purveyors of “fake news” in the universe. Why? Because of audience size and reach, and because they long ago dropped all but pretense at seeking objective truth. They don’t even believe in objective truth – except when it comes to their own narrow opinions.

How else can one explain, for instance, their complete sell-out to the fraud of man-made, catastrophic, carbon-driven climate change? They sell it like a religion. If one is even skeptical of this ideologically driven fear-mongering, then one is a rube, a “denier,” a bumpkin, a barbarian, a buffoon. The theory is devoid of evidence. It is nothing more than a tool of those who seek to create a new economic order under the control of a ruling global elite.

Of course, what would the gilded purveyors of reality have to say about that accusation? “Conspiracy theorist!”

You see, under the rules of “fake news” hysteria, differences of opinion, differences in perspective, differences in worldview are tantamount to heresy, which today calls for figuratively burning your opposition at the stake.

Joseph Farah, WND 6 Comments [2/16/2017 8:29:34 PM]
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Quote# 124609

Supposed missions to Mars faked, dummied down or data misrepresented? Consider, the twin Viking mission of the mid 1970s. Both landers carried experiments to scoop up Martian dirt and examine it for signs of life. Evidences were found. Not what was expected, but evidences were found and subsequently denied to be the sought signs. Which was true in that regard. Fast forward to today: when was the last time that an earnest search for life was done in the Martian dirt? Well, that would again be back with the Viking missions. Basically, the Viking missions were a turning point in space exploration that told them too much about what they weren't ready to handle about life in the solar system.

But the real key is that the Viking orbiters discovered the grooves on Phobos that clearly show that they are artificial. The efforts to study the little rock have either not been done or have supposedly failed. Despite the fact that the body has a unnatural orbit--and shouldn't even be there--and that it has less mass that the shape would dictate which tells us that it contains some manner of hollowness. After all of the missions, we probably know less about Phobos than Titan which has only been approached by one probe. The official mapping of the surface of Phobos was decades late in being released.

So, yeah. There has been shenanigans about Mars from the beginning. The Russians aimed to find life on Venus and shot their wad that direction, and we chose Mars, the jackpot. Too bad the eventual Russian missions to Mars all failed completely or majorly. Such bad luck they had shooting rockets in that direction. Almost makes you wonder....

Aliensun, Above Top Secret 1 Comments [2/17/2017 5:26:08 PM]
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Quote# 124511

I WILL NEVER BUY HALLMARK CARDS AGAIN... TARGET... check HALLMARK... check

Getting really really really tired of the femanization of men by the Corporations. We have not shopped at Target now in over a year and never will again even though we like the store better than most. Years and years ago I used to buy nothing but Absolute Vodka when I bought alcohol and when they ran that commercial that showed west coast America being Mexico "IN AN ABSOLUTE WORLD" I permanently and I mean PERMANENTLY BANNED them from our household. We stopped eating all PEPSICO products for similar reasons above and also PEPSICO OWNED Fast food chains like Taco Bell, KFC, PizzaHut and etc. No loss their really because other than a bag of Doritos I do not miss one single Pepsico product frankly...

Today I am watching Food Network and there have been played over and over and over Hallmark Card Commercials. Hallmark has always been an over priced and frankly I have to believe price fixed type of business in that the top three card companies charge CRAZY PRICES for a stupid *$$ card... Well, that being said, the commercials today showed in each commercial no less than three times the "GAY MAFIA AGENDA" of force feeding on us all a forced approval of something I personally find just simply disgusting... Not for religious reasons but for sake of humanity and the fact that we cannot allow our young men and women to become warped and role changed into the acceptance of an action that has consistently been part of the downfall of societies going back thousands of years. I do not care what the 2% of America or the world wants to do behind their closed doors, I believe if you want to marry fine... I do not want to be a part of it nor do I want my families generational continuance interfered with by these bastards and I hate the fact that America is ASLEEP on the fact that this 2% is going to explode to 50% simply because of the indoctrination by the mafia and corporate cronies who want to change the makeup of the world into their own cultic religious orders controls. And mark my words for it, it is a cult and it is a religion TO THEM. Whether you are awake or not and can see this is yet to be determined but so far everyone is just willing to go along with all this bullsh*t and I for one will not be a part of it!!!

We will now print our own cards and screw the entire industry out of any profits... Its overpriced 1000% anyways.

What do you think about it?

THESE THINGS MATTER..., Godlike Productions 9 Comments [2/14/2017 4:15:46 PM]
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Quote# 124579

HAARP is a mimic of the human heart's Harp

Ego = ELF. Spirit = Self.

In cause and effect, cause as first thought, world destruction is not just by action, but by the power of thought, word, feeling and intention. Chaos is not cosmic, but by first cause ignorance. The magnetic cosmic energy is interwoven with humans and their planet. Higher feeling and intention produces improved word and resulting actions.

It's the habitual ego itself, the over used survival mechanism, that is the attachment to stubbornness. It senses rising love naturally because it feels the penetrating wave of light. It seeks to maintain control and has a primal instinct in the DNA to its evolved limitations. Collective ego as vibratory ELF is the Demiurge that seeks to maintain control.

The weather, atmosphere and earth are products of thought that intertwine with human and cosmic vibrations. Living in more awareness of the power of thought, grows stronger influence. First thought higher is order in musical harmony.

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Humanoid star friends in my house

Hello everyone!

My story might be pretty long as I write it, but I will be grateful for your patience. I apologise if there are some mistakes in my writing, I am not a native English speaker. I come from a very small country in Europe and we have no forums on UFO's, so I am happy that I can share my experience here.

The biggest mystery of my life began when I was around 2-4 years old. I remember at least 3 times being put in front of the apartment building where my family used to live and not remembering what just happened and basically having no memory what so ever. The only thing I know is that I was playing outside and then I did not recall anything. Suddenly I was standing in front of my apartment building and I didn't remember who I was, what just happened and who my parents were. The only thing I knew was that I had to go home, but I couldn't remember where exactly home was although I was standing in front of it. So this has happened at least 3 times in my life when I was a child. Ever since this was a huge mystery for me until few days ago when I found out.
After the happenings mentioned above, I do not recall any other physical experiences. All I know is that my dreams were always super vivid and meaningful. I have seen a huge spaceship in my dream state and other interesting things but the only beings I remember seeing are human kind.
Anyways, the most interesting part begun approximately 3 weeks ago. I was sleeping at night and I felt an extremely weird physical feeling in my body, as if I was not just paralyzed, it felt as if I was under an influence of some sort of radiation. I could have woken up but I felt that I better not, I just continued sleeping. The next day I just knew that that was nothing like sleep paralysis or anything I had ever felt before. I just knew it was them. I had bruising on my left arm under my armpit and a spot under my shoulder that hurt for 2 weeks and felt like a deep injection could have been done there.
Around that time I started seeing transparent energies moving around in my house. They look like air vibrations moving around. Just like the top of a candlelight where the hot air is vibrating. I knew those were beings of some sort, but boy was I freaking out...They were all around me whenever I was sitting or laying still, usually in my bedroom while feeding my baby or putting him to sleep. They were usually surrounding me, I noticed many of them, at least 4 I assume. Their energy was cold and sometimes I felt cold foggy cloud around me. I sensed they were doing something with my energy field, my aura and my ears were ringing and buzzing mildly whenever they were present. But at that time I still didn't know who the heck they were. Sometimes I felt like they are talking to me in my head in English language which made no sense to me and I just thought that it's me playing mind tricks on myself.
3 days ago I visited a very loving, powerful and talented psychic to whom I trust and know 100% that the information she shares with me is true, she has proven it big time. My main question was about these beings. So here is what I found out...
I happen to be one of them. She said they were humanoids but she herself didn't know what that word meant. She said that when they visited me, there were lights in my room. Right in that moment I just sat there and my heart was racing, because it all meant that it's for real. She called a name of my younger cousin saying that she is also one of them and they are visiting her as well. She could not possibly know my cousins name, this just proves that she is not talking nonsense. She said that they are visiting me often.
After the psychic visit I went home absolutely happy and thrilled. I gave them permission to continue doing whatever they need to do. The next day while sitting in my lectures I started seeing colorful auras around people. I have a feeling that they are cleaning my bio field and helping me raise my vibrations.
For the last 6 months or so I feel like I am being tested in my dream state. I feel like I am some sort of warrior in my dreams, I fly, run and do all kinds of learning together with other young people. This happens every night since they are here in my house. Last night I had a dream where I asked them to show me how do they live here in my house. They showed me that basically their "room" is under my house. This explains the weird electricity struggle we had few weeks ago in our basement and a slight vibration underground that I felt under my bed at night.
I really want to see what they look like, but they won't show. I am constantly asking them to show me at least something physically, just to make a nice memory before they leave.
If anyone has had a similar experience or has the slightest clue of what these people might be called, please share the info!
P.S. Almost all my birthmarks are triangular shaped, many of them perfectly precise, two triangles on my face as well. I have a feeling that this might be connected to them as well!

Wildlove, Alien Abduction Help 4 Comments [2/16/2017 3:35:11 PM]
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Quote# 124577

By God's grace, if you trust my opinion, I am going to share with you what I believe to be the real story behind the now developing New World Order (i.e., a one world system of world government). I like to cite as many sources as possible. Let's face it, anybody can say anything, but that doesn't make it true. I will try to prove my teachings, for your benefit. This article just may be one of the most important I've ever written, as it cuts to the heart of the New World Order. Most Christians today are woefully ignorant of the things I am going to teach you. Consequently, they are actually supporting Satan's New World Order. As believers, we ought to fight against spiritual wickedness, not promote it!

You also need to understand that President Donald Trump is not America's friend. He won't restore America's greatness. Transgendered bathrooms aren't going away. Same-sex perversion is here to stay. Abortion won't be made illegal. Hollywood is only going to wax worse and worse. No nation can truly be “great” unless it's good. When our nation was good, we had great churches. Today's churches are lukewarm, worldly, indifferent toward the purity of God's Word, confused concerning the Gospel, even denying the inspiration of the King James Bible.

We have no real culture or freedom anymore. You are a slave, whether you want to admit it or not. We are slaves to the Wall Street banks, which is why you have to pay $350,000 for a decent home and pay for it for the rest of your life. Even the highest leaders in our nation are totally helpless to stop the banks. Think about that! No one can stop the Federal Reserve. Many have tried, but failed. Lest you missed it, Mr. Trump is not keeping his promise to “drain the swamp”; but in fact, is filling the swamp with more Goldman Sachs scum, as if the 37 former Goldman Sachs employees that President Obama hired weren't enough!!! Not all Americans are dumb! Please see: Lying Conman Donald Trump Hiring Goldman Sachs Executives After Anti-Wall Street Rhetoric. While campaigning for the presidency in 2016, Mr. Trump boldly talked a lot of big talk about giving control of Washington back to the American people, and ridding the White House of insider lobbyist interests.

If you go online to verify Mr. Obama hiring 37 Goldman Sachs employees, the first website that comes up on Google is “FactCheck.Org,” which was started by the Annenberg Foundation, which is owned by a Jewish family. Talk about deception! It's just more disinformation, misinformation and outright lies. America, you are under attack! You are the victim of the Zionist-controlled media, who are owned and controlled by elite Masonic Jews, and their goal is to manipulate your family, make you their whore for the rest of your life, and exploit everything you have to build their New World Order. Literally, they want to control the world, awaiting their false messiah, the Jewish Antichrist.

If you think I've lost it, please research as I have done for thousands of hours, then disagree with me. I get so sick of wicked people disagreeing with me, who have never read a single book on the subject at hand. Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking is right, “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge!” Today's ungodly pastors, even after being warned about the Devil's Bible revisions, still couldn't care less. They just keep enjoying the good life, parasiting off Christianity for a salary. I am going to share some information with you in this article, which will open your eyes if you'll let it. Pray for God to help you see THE TRUTH. Our churches today have been deceived, suckered into Dispensationalism, that idolizes manmade Israel and the Jews. Dr. Cyrus I. Scofield was hired by Masonic Jews to create Dispensationalism, with the intent of tricking the churches to support the rebirth of Israel (which happened in 1948), which was put there by Masonic Jews, not God. I worship the God of Israel, not Israel.

Ungodly Masonic Jews Exert Control Over the World

First, we learn in Revelation 17:18 (one of our text verses from the King James Bible) about “THAT GREAT CITY,” which reigns over the kings of the earth. The Greek word for “reigneth” is echo, meaning, “to hold.” The Greek word for “kings” is basileus, meaning “sovereign.” Thus, it doesn't mean that the great city rules over the world's kings; but rather, it exerts control over these sovereign nations, compelling them to do what they desire. We read in Revelation 11:8 about “THE GREAT CITY,” which spiritually is called “Sodom” and “Egypt” (two of the most wicked places in history). The Bible plainly identifies “the great city” as the place “where also our Lord was crucified.” This can only mean JERUSALEM (or, effectively, Jews).

Freemasonry is synonymous with Zionism (i.e., the manmade present-day state of Israel established in 1948). Freemasonry is steeped in Lucifer worship. It's symbol is an erect male phallus (e.g., The Washington Monument, which is 666 inches wide and 666 feet tall). The erect male phallus is a symbol of occult power (that is, the hidden power working behind world governments). This is what the Bible means in Revelation 17:4-5 (our text passage). ...

All wars are pre-arranged by this secret Ruling Cabal which is best defined as the circle of top world Banksters and industrialist run out of the City of London Financial District, a separate country like the Vatican with its own ambassadors and police. These folks claim to be personally anointed by Lucifer himself and some have claimed to have personal alien or demon guides that provide protection and counsel. Thus all wars are Bankster wars and appear to be demonically inspired. Some experts have discovered a strong association with secret esoteric “super-masonic” occult groups which are Luciferian based and this Ruling Cabal.

SOURCE: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/09/02/35-things-the-ruling-cabal-does-not-want-you-to-know/

Please watch the video documentary, MASONIC LODGE OVER JERUSALEM (by Dr. Texe Marrs - HERE'S A BACKUP LINK FOR THE VIDEO IF IT GOES DEAD, as they often do, for telling THE TRUTH). We are going to soon see apocalyptic events foretold in the Holy Bible in the Middle East. An elite group of men in secret societies have grabbed control over the finance, political rulership and religious groups. These men are the Illuminati. They are Jewish. Jerusalem is Biblically called “Sodom” and “Egypt” (two of the most wicked places in history). They have been using the United States as their proxy (to do their dirty work). This is why the Bible says these men have fornicated with the kings of the earth. They are power whores! A “whore” sells herself. The churches today are selling themselves in spiritual whoredom to ecumenism.

Is Freemasonry Jewish? It is controlled by high level Jewish interests. There is irrefutable evidence that Freemasonry is steeped in Lucifer worship. A New York Masonic lodge publication of the B'nai Brith called Woman's Voice (published in 1953) boasted that “Freemasonry is Jewry!” FREEMASONRY IS JEWISH!!! This is important for everyone to understand. Once you've worked your way up to the 16th level in Freemasonry, you're given the title, “PRINCE OF JERUSALEM”!

A FERVENT MASONIC DESIRE TO REBUILD SOLOMON'S TEMPLE IS THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND THE EVENTS OF THE MID-EAST TODAY. ONCE COMPLETED, END TIMES' PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED! (II THESSALONIANS 2:4)

WHO CONTROLS THE ECONOMY? Nearly all Jewish Freemasons! Today the nation of Israel, and the higher level Jewish positions in banking, finance, media, the corporate world, and the higher level positions... ARE ALL HELD BY FREEMASONS!!! The Masonic lodge and Jewry are deeply connected!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 5 Comments [2/16/2017 3:34:24 PM]
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Quote# 82065

WTC Attacks not 911 in fact are 711

I've new information which proves that the WTC should never be called 911.

September is the 7th month in the Roman Calendar which makes it 711.

Pope Pius VII met with Napoleon (1st antichrist)
Pope Pius XI met with Hitler (2nd antichrist)

New York was targeted because it's 11th state in the union
and Twin Towers because they had seven towers (711).

Why 711? Because King David had 11 children from 7 different wives (711).

Seventh Prophet in the Torah is Ezekiel:

Ezekiel 7:11 reads "Violence has arisen, a rod to punish the wicked.
None of the people will be left, none of that crowd—none of their wealth,
nothing of value."


allseeingeyes1495, JREF 47 Comments [6/18/2011 6:01:28 AM]
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Quote# 124582

The Lego Movie was very entertaining. The animation and story were very fun to watch. With that said, however, the symbolism (both obvious and subtle) was disturbing. We'll start with the more blatant Illuminati marks, and that's the Octan corporation. To Lego enthusiasts, Octan is the automotive and oil company in the city and town toy lines, but in the movie it's an all encompassing business that controls everything. At one point, the main characters (Emmet and Wyldstyle) go over the number of industries that Octan leads in the Lego world. Those include music, movies, food, and construction. In other words, the company controls the media just like the Illuminati does in ours. There's more to it than that as well. Toward the film's beginning as Emmet embarks on his morning commute, a helicopter flies across the screen carrying an advertisement for Octan. It says "I've got my eye on you". Again, this is the more obvious symbolism. Let's move on to the subtler messages.

These can be found in the film's plot. As the story progresses, the Lego world is revealed to be the creation of an adult brick enthusiast with a very literal mind that craves order and dreads creativity. On the other side is the enthusiast's son who wants to let his imagination run wild and build whatever he wants regardless of whether it conforms to certain themes. This struggle between father and child is a metaphor for the Illuminati wanting to impose a new order and take away our freedom. The movie's villain, "Lord Business", is literally a metaphor for the NWO. According to Wyldstyle's brief history lesson, the various realms of the Lego world (city, castle, wild west, pirates, and space) were once free to intermingle and do as they please. That changed once Lord Business came to power and isolated the individual themes.

That wasn't all. Lord Business was even planning ultimate tyranny by wanting to lock everyone in place with super glue or the "Kragle" as he called it. This was to occur on "Takos Tuesday", and Business was actively using the airwaves to brainwash the citizenry into thinking that something awesome was going to happen. Only the intervention of Emmet prevented this nightmare and freed the Lego world for good. Now, here's the rub. If Octan and Lord Business are representing the Illuminati, shouldn't they win given that The Lego Movie is a Hollywood production? That's where this movie falls in the center category for symbolism. The Illuminati want to let us know that they're in control while not giving away too much. The order knows it's evil but also realizes that people don't want to see it... yet. That's why good triumphed this time. However, when the New World Order comes to power, there will be no good guy swooping in to save the day.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 1 Comments [2/16/2017 3:35:20 PM]
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Quote# 124532

I don’t care if the media makes fun of me, I don’t care what they say, whatever. I’m telling you folks, I look out at the crowds I see the people they are possessed by something. I don’t know what it is -- most of the planet believes in demons and possession for a reason, in fact every culture does. Because it’s not them. Something’s coming in. Something’s been overlaid, and it’s a sickness and it’s spreading and the television is the vector. It’s how they’re getting through at people. It’s a mind trick. They put them into a subconscious hypnosis; they admit that’s what the television flicker rate, through the lights, all of it. And then they superimpose something until they get your free will through incrementalism to turn yourself over to it. And then it’s like an intergalactic virus that then causes the individual to shut down, become a poisonous creature, who begins attacking everything around them. It’s a wavelength.

Alex Jones, Media Matters 5 Comments [2/15/2017 11:04:49 AM]
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[but LHC was launched first time 2008 and people have experience mandela effects before LCH so arent there conflict on all this]

You aren't thinking outside the box bro. The act of particle acceleration has been around for quite some time. Particle accelerator - Wikipedia

I don't feel this theory would work with Linear accelerators, However, those have been around since the 1920's.

Here is a ring-shaped accelerator from 1935 Germany, Betatron - Wikipedia I feel the theory came before the experimentation. I think CERN had already fully understood the principle and nature of the experimentations they wanted to do, and didn't fully realize this until the LHC. They must have needed a particle accelerator that large for a reason. As for the time displacement itself, I admit, It's there. But. Consider this, Two bubbles, Two realities collide into one by ripping space-time apart in the ring. space (TIME) The effects of this interaction, at least in my opinion, Would affect a multitude of different time periods. Not just time local to the accelerator itself. But, You do bring up an interesting point about the timing. I do feel the Mandela effect was created by CERN, But So many people never consider this as a phenomenon in Time itself bro.

Shadowprophet, Alien Hub 4 Comments [2/16/2017 7:56:26 AM]
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Quote# 124540

Are nordic aliens connected to Hitler and the Nazis?

1. For those of you who have done their history, we all know that Hitler loved what he called the "Aryan" race. These are people with blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, tall and muscular etc. and the Nordics fit that image perfectly as we all know what a Nordic looks like, don't we? (Also, Hitler killed anyone who did not look "Aryan")

2. Nazi technology was so vastly superior to everyone else's at the time...and we all know that alien technology is highly advanced, as well (or at least it's supposed to be).

3. Nordic aliens seem to have a bad reputation for being racist, anyway

What do you think?

The Black Panther, Alien Hub 4 Comments [2/15/2017 2:18:50 PM]
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Quote# 124542

Decoding WTC Oculus Fall Hoax

Some Tarot decks have an all seeing eye (oculus) on The Tower card.

"Like most of the tarot cards from the Crowley Thoth Deck, there is much Egyptian symbolism on the card, like that big eye which is what struck me first. The Eye, which is the eye of Horus, is an Egyptian symbol for the God of Perception. "It represents the state of awakening and of seeing the deeper and authentic aspects of self."

Other decks feature people falling from the tower much like Santos did. It's like they took liberty with mixing in the symbolism. The Tower is the first card on The Economist cover.

Santos means "saints" and the Tower card is usually interpreted as major sudden change and newfound insight. This is consistent with the interpretations given for the Oroville dam (flood of insight) and activation of nobodies in Emerald City. Son of Man (Horus) sews the congregation of saints.

"Daniel 7:13-14 describes how the "Ancient of Days" (God) gives dominion over the earth to "one like a son of man," who is later explained by Jewish scholars as standing for "the saints of the Most High" (7:18, 21-22) and "the people of the saints of the Most High" (7:27). The "saints" and "people of the saints" in turn probably stand for the people of Israel ? the author is expressing the hope that God will take dominion over the world away from the beast-like "nations" and give it to human-like Israel."

The Oculus was "nearly empty"... of course it was, it needed to be to pull off this hoax:

"Her sister accidentally dropped the hat as the pair headed for home inside the nearly empty Oculus about 90 minutes before sunrise, sources said."

Horus the rising sun is coming! Santos fell 30 ft and was 29 years old, just shy of 30. 30 is the age the allegorical Jesus/Horus started his ministry. The zodiacal signs are 30 degrees each so a new sign is entered every 30 degrees (transition to Age of Aquarius).

Most news articles have Santos pictured in a red dress. All I can think about is "the woman in the red dress" from The Matrix. She distracted Neo while Morpheus was educating him on what the matrix is.

The pillars of the WTC gave way to a One WTC representing balance of opposites. Masonic tracing boards have the pillars of Jachin/Boaz (WTC North and South) representing masculine and feminine energies. There is also a middle pillar (One WTC) toped by the all seeing eye of Horus representing balance or the middle path. This hoax seems to be saying that balance of opposites will soon be achieved.

Using twins (what are the odds?! rofl) in this hoax at least points two the two pillars. Remember also that Saturn was in Gemini the Twins when the WTC was opened to the public in 1973 and closed on 9/11.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 1 Comments [2/15/2017 2:29:06 PM]
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