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Quote# 1844

Years ago, back when I was in middle school, I saw an angel, and a few years ago when I was in high school I saw a demon. This past summer, I had looked at a bunch of pornography on the computer while my family was away in Washington, DC, and when I was "done" I could hear footsteps walking all around the house; and I was home alone. I invited a friend over the next night to see if he had the same "experience" and he heard it also. We prayed throughout the whole house, and what not, and we've not heard any of this since.

Cocamo Joe, POD Warrior Forum 14 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1845

But simply reproducing lowers that originsm's chance of survival by increasing competition. So natural selection would favor those things that did not reproduce and therefore did not create competition for survival.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1846

Count the # times "God" appears in the Bible. It was written by the only perfect being ever and peer reviewed for a few thousand years.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1847

No, anyone who was indoctrinated into evolution and chose to remain willingly ignorant to satisfy their itching ears would not see that these are not mistakes.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1848

learning to survive requires intelligence. A person who is a "vegetable" doesn't possess inteligence. They do not posses the ability to survive. A respiratior can make them breathe, they can be fed by an IV. but they no longer posses the intelligence to survive. So left alone, they'd die. Same with that immaginary first lifeform.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1849

The proliferation of cafeteria "Christians" like you, Karl and David is powerful empirical evidence that we are surely living in the Last Days. Even so, come Lord Jesus. "For the time is coming when people [i][i.e., cafeteria "Christians"][/i] will not put up with sound doctrine, but having itching ears will accumulate for themselves [anthropology] teachers to suit their own desires [i][i.e., the esteem of the unGodly][/i], and will turn away from listening to the truth [God's revealed Word, the Bible] and wander away to myths [i][i.e., macroevolutionary theory][/i]. - The Apostle Paul, 2nd Letter to Timothy, 4:3-4.

Evolskeptic, CreationTalk 2 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1850

Oh, and I have a hypothesis about the fire breathing dragons (assuming they existed). Somebody (somewhere around the 1960’s I think) came up with a car that runs on water. The oil companies paid this person money so that he wouldn’t sell these cars (and I think they also tried to kill him to prevent him from selling these cars). Basically, how this car works is it separates the hydrogen from the oxygen, burns the hydrogen and uses the oxygen (because fire needs oxygen to burn). This is not only much faster (and more powerful) than regular gas cars, but it’s also much more fuel - efficient. Right now there are companies that have torches that use water as fuel. These torches are much hotter and much more fuel – efficient than gas torches. It’s possible that dragons took water, separated the hydrogen from the oxygen, burned the hydrogen and used the oxygen (because fire needs oxygen to burn).

Bettawrekonize, CreationTalk 7 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1851

You mean how science use to teach flat earth while the Bible taught a round one?

Super Jew, Thought Cafe 17 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1852

A simple reason why faggot marriages should be legal If the faggots marry each other, they won't be forced by the society to marry women and procreate. If they don't procreate, the homosexulity gene(s) will be taken out of the genepool, and homos will be no more. What do you think?

Scorpio, VoyForums 28 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1853

We don't want to be a bah humbug and want our children to experience as much joy as possible at Christmas. But their is a hidden danger in what appears on the surface as an innocent tale. Santa, turn a few letters around and you get Satan.

repentandbelieve, Christian Forums 18 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1854

He laughs at the anti-Hovind websites...they actually give him more opportunity to give the gospel...Thanks for helping Kent get the message out.

FirstCor123, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1855

Demonic wave attack on the Saints.This is not a drill!! Many of you have been going through this,during the past x number of months.We have seen many fall victim to these assults that press in hard,even to our own person's.This is very real and inspired by the dark side.There have been so many times in which I was in the process of sending out a message to someone to give advice and encouragement,then seeing my computer get knocked off the net.It's unreal to say the least.

Mongoose60, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1856

Satan has the "power of the air" right now. He messes with TV, radio, phone signals all the time. Most of the time he fails because God has His boot on his back. He has a short leash. But it is still possible for him to succeed in occasionally to cut off communications that would prosper the kingdom of God.

BarbT, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1857

[On Old Testament atrocities]Your also forgetting that Jews didn't just kill women and children for no reason. When there was war in those days, and towns were attacked, they killed everything, unless it was of some value (such as women and cattle). Don't think these things were not done only by Jews, that was war back then. Its also logical to wipe out children anyway. Why kill the father when the son will grow up bitter and end up killing your people?

Jon The Jew, Thought Cafe 7 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1858

ScientificAtheist... are you a Christian...[?]

Live4Jesus, Thought Cafe 12 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1859

Give us a four page lecture on it, if you will. We're waiting with baited breath Einstein. Cosmic microwave background radiation? Just because you burnt your popcorn in the microwave, doesn't mean you witnessed the Big-Bang my friend.

learboy, POD Warrior Forum 16 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1860

Besides the historical inaccuracies of the Book of Morman, which the Bible does not have, the Bible warns against things like the LDS.

Jiggles, POD Warrior Forum 8 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1861

Humanoid isn't really a scientific word. It's purly out of the pages of star trek scripts.

Porfirio, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1862

I wouldn't equate the liberals with the poor and the sick, unless you're referring to a liberal's spiritual health." "So, you are saying that it is Christians [like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson] that are the problem, right? Homosexuals and Liberals are the good people, and Christians are the bad people, eh? You seem to have it all figured out my friend. What solutions do you propose?

learboy, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1863

See, here you go again. Equating politics with religion. You'd make a good pope.

sniff, POD Warrior Forum 6 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1864

I have no idea what point you are trying to make here, except that you might be making a cry for attention and help. It seems you might be in need of a psychoanalysis. I recommend seeing a psychiatrist.

learboy, POD Warrior Forum 2 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1865

a warning to everyone trying to dethrone Yahweh: if you do not re-assess what you're doing and repent of the actions accompanied with it, you shall recieve Hell for eternity. It's up to you, you're liable for what you now know.

unitedistand, Christian Forums 17 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1866

I think that given long enough, these scientists may discover that we are related to watermelons.

Illusion, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1867

What fools. These morons [scientists] look at dna while all around them God has put His IMAGE in people. Miracles and marvels abound while they classify it all with their little closed minds They just don't get it. In order to justify their sin they need a belief system that rejects the TRUTH.

coffeehubby, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1868

And by the way, everyone who keeps posting these "I'm giving up on my faith and religion" and "I'm starting to dislike Christianity" Grow up!!!

inverter, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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