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Quote# 8297

'May the force be with you' is used by witches when they greet each other..Star Wars sounds familiar.....

Numb3rs, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [11/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8298

My own experience has taught me that atheism is a matter of geneitcs; the lack of a 'belief gene'. Your skeptisim is simply a product of DNA or a chemical imbalance in your brain.

Montalban, Christian Forums 29 Comments [11/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8299

Yes, Ghosts are demons! When you die your sole does not stick around so the only “sprits” of this world are demons and angles and I do not think angles are wasting time playing around with people. Demons on the other had, their entire job is to distract your from God and his salvation through Jesus Christ. Are they distracting you?

paul&katie, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [11/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8292

['I would rather all those Harry Potter haters go out and try to do something constructive, like save someone's life, or sponser a child. When you look at the big picture, a book series is hardly worth wasting time on.']

haters - called Gods love to get the real word out on Satanic acts going to millions of children - mind you many children are not under control today -

so I guess Satan wins over God? Sorry - God wins and what is wrong - did the verses come to light what this writer is doing to make a buck off what? KIDS

GraceInHim, Christian Forums 10 Comments [11/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8293

I believe Evolution takes as much if not more faith that the Creationist view0point, why you ask? Because Creationism doesn't try to explain things because of bones and fossil records, we just believe, Evolution was a belief that was substantiated by the commonality between two animals of different species. If evolution is taught then there has to be an antithesis provided so that the kids can make a decision, instead of being forcefed the Darwin Agenda.

James or Clint a.k.a. Slash, Myspace 29 Comments [11/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8295

Pat Robertson is right on. And I am tired of Christians being soft and fuzy about God loving all. God loves, but His love is constrained by His Holiness and Jealousy for His Glory. This is why instead of willy nilly forgiving people, He preferred to have His Son suffer the consequences of their sins than to sully His righteous character.

And to attribute the great creation of the Universe and mankind as its crowning glory to Satan, Darwin and Evolution, I can assure you, that God is angry. Nothing ticks God off more than attributing what rightfully belongs to Him to other demigods, semigods and hemidemisemigods. That is theft, plagiarism, vandalism and wicked banditry.

HoustonRockets, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [11/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8296

Evolution insinuates bestiality

The notion that apes are our ancestors insinuates the fact that humans and apes can interbreed. The ability to interbreed is part of the definition of a species. So scientists saying that we are part of the ape family means that we can interbreed. Offspring are produced by sexual relations between its parents. So saying humans come from apes presupposes bestiality. The theory of evolution is a classic example of the prurients mind of men. :(

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 20 Comments [11/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8280

Evolution is an elaborate fairy tale propigated by atheists. They are hell bent on explaining away their Creator as if they could only disbelieve hard enough maybe they could make reality go away. (Sadly, some Christians have been cowed by the hype.)

Visit any forum and it doesnt take long to see atheists patting themselves on their backs for their superior rationality but resorting to argument ad hominem and changing the subject rather than confront the evidence.

bevets, Christian Forums 12 Comments [11/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8281

i don't believe god ment for woman to lead the u.s. i don't believe god ment for woman to be president. woman are too emtional to be president, that is just my opinion.and if we have had man as presidents all this time, then i don't see a way we could get a woman president. this whole woman power thing, is just wrong, woman can't live with out men, but men can't live with out women.

lee, PanHeads 17 Comments [11/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8282

Personally, I think the first female President will be asassiinated. I know that women are becoming more equal and stuff like that, but it seems to me that there's too many people out there who wouldn't like it so much that they'd protest in bad ways.

sky_flashings, PanHeads 11 Comments [11/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8283

Well, I don't think a woman will win the presidency in the near future. I just don't think that it would be a good idea at the moment or possibly ever, I agree with Skynes, SOME women are unpredictible, and that would be really bad. Or you could get a femi-nazi for president and they pass a bunch of stupid laws against men, which would be obsured

bob, PanHeads 9 Comments [11/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8287

Its funny how creationist are supposedly the ones who don't have any scientific support for their beliefs yet the evolutionist are the ones that lay down like whipped dogs when someone throws the gauntlet down at their feet.

But of course they have their lame cowardly "to easy to waste my time with" excuse just like they have their "fossilization too rare" and "punctual evolution" excuses.

watcher22, Bibleforums.org 14 Comments [11/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8288

What strikes me as odd that is, given the current state of genetics, no one has compared simian dna to homo sapien. The differences should be obvious and radical.

Patrick Hennessey, Skeptic Friends Network 22 Comments [11/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8289

I too wonder how an intermediate species would reproduce since there development is from random chance mutations, what are the odds that one much less two will arise with genetic compatability.

Adrian7, Evolution Fairytale Forum 7 Comments [11/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8271

nash, the theory of deevolution, si that the lunatics that run around a devoling and are turning into monkeys again.

But then there are a few how think that the luneys that run around and kill people are acuttally smarter than us, and are evoluiong.

Ryan, Myspace 20 Comments [11/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8272

And about killing babies. God wanted the whole rtace killed off. They had mocked God by worshipping other God's, God is a jealousy God. He will not stand for people worshipping idols. And they attacked the isrealites God's chosen people. He is not gonig to let them be bullied.

Ryan, Myspace 22 Comments [11/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8274

Actually, reality proves evolution a hoax more than anything else. All one has to do is go to a zoo to see what apes breed. And they have bred that way since the beginning of recorded history. That's why Jesus said to have the faith of a child. A child doesn't analyze, twist, or distort. He also doesn't rely on science to see reality, but mere observation.

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 25 Comments [11/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8275

I've long wanted to do a thread @ the insanity of wasting trillions of dollars in space programs' insane quest for excuses to ignore God's laws & promote atheism - esp as so many are starving, homeless & poor in today's world

Today's EU probe news means now is the ideal time [...]

If you search @ "space probe costs", you get a link that falsely claims that it costs NASA less to send a probe to Mars than it would cost Hollywood to make a movie @ it

Does anyone recall the very sarcastic '70s Larry Norman song @ the cost of the '69 moon landing?

It talked @ the huge media frenzy over the samples of moon rock & the end said, "Only cost $13 billion dollars: musta been nice rocks!!"

Even @ '69 costs of moon probe, against today's cost of movies, I seem to recall recent TV shows & magazine features about the multi-MILLION costs of the Top 50 most popular films ever

If you add 26 years of inflation to space probe costs, it is even more obvious that cover-ups keep true costs from the public

There are 3m+ homeless in Kashmir alone

& a VERY high % of Earth's peoples are seriously under-nourished

MrVersatile48, 123 Christian Forums 18 Comments [11/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8276

and you are missing my point, both creation and evolution are heresay...
therefore, one is any less valid than the other, they are just two totally different stances on the same subject that are from total opposite ends of the spectrum.

an evolutionist and a creationist both have their own reasons for beliefs... but tell me, where is the fossil record with a partial tail ?.... there isnt one, im MY PERSONAL opinion the creationist stand point is a more vaild one and it just so happens to line up with my personal belief system aswell.

just because you cant refute something doesnt mean it isnt true :)

Aaron, Myspace 29 Comments [11/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8277

Um.... I think, if you think God is an ape.... then thats blasphemey dude. Do you want to know why we call God, Our Heavenly Father???
1. He's a Man (thats why we call him Father)
2. God Created the Heavens and the Earth (Thats why we call God Our heavenly Father)
3. And thats why God is Not an Ape
4. If you think God and humans All evolved into Apes....then maybe we should put you in a Zoo and feed you banana's lol =)

God made man in His image....So that means, God is a Man. But there will be a Day when we will all see the Lord.....so Stop worrying what he looks like =)

Lee, Myspace 28 Comments [11/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8278

[The media hates Israel] Because the media is controlled by the forces of darkness, and they (forces of darkness) hate Israel.

LoveHim, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [11/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8258

I'll admit that I have no sympathy for idiots dying during a do it yourself abortion, I think they should win a Darwin award

Chimera, Snopes.com 15 Comments [11/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8259

Oh yeah... the whole "proof" argument. Things that MANY scientists admit to be made up, that's not really what I would consider proof.

Every single day it seems like we are getting closer to the one world religion. Let us encompass EVERYTHING, even the crazy fake made up "scientifical" evidences of evolution, just so we can all get along and feel good about everything.

AJSHOPE, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [11/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8260

Regarding the issue of bipolar, I should point out that the idea of "chemical imbalance," whether it be serotonin or whatever, is a theory that has never been proven scientifically or medically. In fact there are many medical facts about the brain and its chemistry that indicate that this is likely not the cause of this bipolar disorder, clinical depression, schizophrenia, or anything else. The fact that some drugs seem to help some of these disorders is actually something of a mystery to researchers. They really don't know why these drugs seem to help. However, regardless, they do not cure the problem. They only depress the symptoms temporarily.

In this particular case, it is quite obvious that there is a demonic problem. Drugs do not make demons go away. Demons would be more than happy to "behave themselves" better if they can make people think that a drug is helping, as long as they get to stay where they are.

mortsmune, Christian Forums 30 Comments [11/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8264

Something that always gets me......

So many eons of evolution.......so few ''transitional'' forms..

The earth should literally be packed with the remains of these ''transitional'' forms after that period of time.

Like us YECs tho, science always can come up with some excuse for this things.
That is until thier ideas are debunked by the next guy.

Till then I guess we are to take whatever silly little notion comes out of their mouths as gospel truth, arent we

follower of Christ, 123 Christian Forums 14 Comments [11/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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