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Quote# 7702

They also have sensors that are so accurate that they can tell the difference between a human walking on all fours and an animal.


All Aliens are in Roswell N.M.

I don't care what happens at area 51, secrets are a good thing.


CERN is an Illuminati ran orginazation. Dr. Robert Langdon proved it. He also showed how they work closely with the Vattican.

bigTlilODD, Bibleforums.org 24 Comments [9/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7729

The Muslims in Indonesia wouldn't let the Christians celebrate Christmas in their city and when the Muslims sent all the Christians out BAYUM!!!

The tsunami hit.

The Debatinator, Evolution Fairytale Forum 8 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7728

not too long ago I posted something about G-d Judging those who would Divide The holy land. This hurrican is a direct judgement from G-D against those involved in messing with His chosen Nation, Israel.
The post I put up said if The Jews are removed from the Land, Gaza is part of the land, just watch the news because Some disasster will follow this tragic event. And I said it won't take long to see it take place.

ET Guy, Bibleforums.org 10 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7726

though it may not be the best method, if you really want to reduce the amount of illegals entering the country, use landmines. of course, that idea would never fly.

neverforsaken, Christian Forums 9 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7725

[Paragraph breaks inserted because the author forgot to add them himself.]

About 3 months ago I wrote a later to one of my Jewish friends which I had planned to witness to for a long time. she read it and got mad at me for doing it, she said I didn’t have the right to convict people. so I said I would drop the subject. for the next 2 weeks several people called me a nati or asked me how Hitler was doing. one guy when I said Hi he said " I hate your ****ing guts" then he went into CSO. This guy calls himself a Christian and a few days later he was telling me how mad he was that I would say that to my Jewish friend. I was feeling really down already so I left, One of my Christian friends spoke to him and basically said he was a hypocrite for saying he was a Christian and yelling at me for witnessing.

so that day at lunch my Jewish friend starts yelling at me cuz we ( my friend and I) " Ganged up" on this guy, I got fed up with her yelling and said " this conversation is going nowhere, So Good bye" and I left, cuz she wouldn’t listen to me. yea 2 days later I got called down to the office and told that I was harassing her and that it is illegal to witness at school, I explained that separation of church and state only applies to adults and not students. I also said that she had brought it up the second time.

yea so she is still mad at me and hasn’t spoken to me since, I still get called names and yelled at because of it.

G-Ike-O D, e-Team Revolution 11 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7723

for U who don't know an evalutionast belives the big band theory and that atoms built up 4 trillions of years and humans were formed. My friend never listens to anything we thy to tell him, what would you do? Leaving him alone is not an option.

andrewfybyspotbeiser, e-Team Revolution 30 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7722

They had a reporter at the relief center in Baton Rouge reporting that one of the most requested items were.........BIBLES!!

Our Lord is in charge.

andy, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7721

They just announced on FOXNEWS a few minutes ago that SECOND ONLY to food & water, BIBLES are the main request coming from hurricane survivors! [...]

I have so many Bibles....Now is the time to donate! I'm sure many of us have many Bibles. This is one way to spread the Gospel to those who WANT to hear it.

Kyrie Eleison, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7720

No evidence of Creation?

Hmmmmmmmmmm...........................THE BIBLE

How much more evidence do you want than the WORD OF GOD

These evolutionists are getting dumber and dumber, they demand evidence of a matter of truth!

Cerallic Bird, e-team Revolution 28 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7719

[Explaining why God, who despite designing humans and chimps 95% genetically identical, gave chimps <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200509/s1451085.htm" target="_blank">a gene resistent to Alzheimer's disease</a> but didn't give those same genes to humans.]

Normal planets evolve to the point where a final modification of the DNA creates the first true humans. They are allowed to procreate, and when they have sufficient numbers, a final DNA “boost” is given which protects against most diseases and other maladies. Unfortunately, our little planet had a rebellion problem, and the “boost” was incomplete, leaving us with many problems. This is being addressed, but from a different direction, and will take time to resolve.

Bro Dave, Debating Christianity 12 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7718

["How could you worship something that is infinitely powerful, yet would condemn a soul - one that it created - to Hell, and give it no chance to escape said 'Hell'?"]

Technically, Good is only good if it is within god's law. So your idea of what is evil doesn't really matter. The creator gets to make the rules.

To suggest that good and evil exist outside of a preordained order makes good and evil entirely subjective and a trivial thing to discuss.

n00blet, Fark.com 11 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7717

New Orleans, and much of Mississippi have become uninhabitable.
God has pronounced judgement on the city.
Men and women were given time to repent, to stop, to TURN THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS TO GOD, and they laughed at the warnings,or chafed and shook their fist at God. They refused to turn from their sins.

Sodom and Gomorrah?

tzalam2, 123 Christian Forums 21 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7716

This whole debate was misdirected by Atheists in the 19th Century. They forged documents implying that people in the past believed the world was flat - to discredit the Church and stated that Man invented God to explain the forces of Nature, but none of that was true.
The fact is that Man discovered God, the supernatural, etc, by personal experience. His experience was real, but this does not mean he understood it and he came up with countless theories to explain his real experience. Man did not discover some geological deposit and then copncluded that God exists. That is not how it happened.
No amount of Scientific theorising about the development iof the species is going to get rid of the experience of God so it is a misdirection.
The fact is that Scientists know precious little about anything at all. They are trying on a bluff to gain total power. The right to make our Laws and order our lives.
Some Scientists are honest and point out that you cannot have evolution and God. You have ot choose. But dishonest ones claim that God created the world by evolution and since they are the only ones clever enough to understand Evolution they know the Mind of God and so are entitled to rule us, make our laws, etc. This is just a scam and they are now being called to account for themsleves. The Fraud is over and there will be all hell to pay soon.

biochemrex, Christian Forums 7 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7715

The Evolution Conspiracy started with the Enlightenment. It was not an attempt to get rid of God but to replace him by this pseudo-scientific Establishment. Unfortunatley Christian leaders have been so lacking in faith and apathetic that they did not bother to counter this conspiracy. However now they are starting to see where it is taking them they are starting to stand up and the Darwinists are for the first time facing a real opposition and they are running scared. All they have to fall back on is vilification since their theory is indefensible and that is not going to wash.

biochemrex, Christian Forums 4 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7714

What IS very surprising is that there are people who cling to the notion that all of life's diversity owes its collective common ancestry to some unknown population(s) of single-celled organisms that just happened to have the ability to asexually reproduce- all via unintelligent, blind/ undirected processes! Amazing indeed...

John Paul, Evolution Fairytale Forum 6 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7713

It would seem there is some evil spirit that's moving from one Christian forum to another destroying them. There are a lot of them in shambles from what I've seen.

Ikester7579, Bibleforums.org 3 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7712

The faith called Atheism is not a threat to us but obviously God is a threat to you—or you wouldn't be here promoting atheism.

PastorMark, Bibleforums.org 16 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7711

[Replying to a story about <a href="http://www.plenglish.com/article.asp?ID=%7B5D73A227-85CA-4E0A-8F21-F63B4CA18C90%7D)&language=EN" target="_blank">650 Shiite Iraqis who died in a stampede</a> resulting from a suicide bomb threat.]

But Iraq is a demonic place and especially the area around Baghdad and The River Euphrates which is around Babylon.

River Euphrates, that is where the 200 million demons would be released.

These 4 Angels were probably fallen angels who had been bound / locked up at River Euphrates.

A very dark evil force brewing up in Iraq..........the chaos of idol worshippings.

Bionic Woman, Bibleforums.org 3 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7710

['Please tell me you aren't serious. What part of "plants don't have blood" don't you understand?']

They have sap. Some people are called saps. There must be an evolutionary connection there. It just has not been observed. Oh, that's right--- evolution has not been observed either.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 16 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7709

Butterbeans must contain antigen "A"...

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 2 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7708

['Humans didn't evolve from butterbeans.']

Very smart indeed.... Shussssssssssh, now listen... I'll let you in on a secret.... Humans didn't evolve from apes either, but keep it to yourself. Especially,
while in PUBLIC SCHOOL. You may be accused of making Children think.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 14 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7707

And evolutionist is not going to try to prove that humans evolved from Butterbeans, because he is not looking for the truth----he only wants his logic to be accepted...

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 10 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7704

[Fundy giving his rationale for believing things despite evidence]

I was already familiar with SN1987A [a famous <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/7755/ancientproof/SN1987A.html" target="_blank">supernova which showed the age of the universe</a> much greater than 10,000 years], learning. You've supplied yet another example of something that I've stated more times than I can remember : some people are so 'fragile' in their faith that the slightest event will cause them to drop it and seek refuge elsewhere. Kind'a like the way you "threw down" Morris' book just because you couldn't understand how 2+3 could <u>possibly</u> add up to 11.

What's follows? At the next question that you can't answer, does the resurrection get tossed? The Second Coming? The virgin conception? The miracles? The questions <u>will</u> come - rest assured of that!

The simplest possible explanation for events such as SN1987A (and billions of light years distances) is found in Scripture when God tells us of "stretching the heavens". I don't want to enter into this now so let me just say this : no existing cosmology has anything other than speculations as to how the cosmos is structured and how it works. We are here, vast distances from objects, picking up faint bits of information and trying to piece together an incredibly complex puzzle from those scraps of information. I'm <u>NOT</u> about to question God's Word on such feeble 'evidence'. Obviously, you and others like you were much more inclined via the same 'evidence'. So be it.

Jorge, Theology Web 5 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7701

scientists tested the Grand canyon floor and found out it was 3.5 billion years old. but then they tested the top of the grandcanyon and they found out it was 45 Billion years old. Also, three layers of the canyon floor had been on the top. A rockslide threw it down. And you talk about us christians not checking our sources.

CreationWise, EvC Forum 11 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7694

[On his prophecy that God will heal thousands of children. Originally posted July 10, 2005.]

['What night and will it happen in lets say the next month?']

Sometime from now to the end of August.

Jimmy West, Christian Forums 4 Comments [9/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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