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Quote# 9098

['Yes. I belive aliens geneticly altered primative beings on this planet to become what we are today.']

But that would be like saying aliens were God, or gods. No, I don't believe this. What I do believe is aliens visited here and mated with humans that produced offspring. I believe humans were taken off of this world and mated with aliens on other planets. I believe these races that mated are all humanoid races.
The guys doing the genetic experiments are the grays and reptilians. This seems to be a more recent phenomenon. I believe it to be satanic. The humanoid aliens I know tell me the grays and reptilians are evil, and are in fact the servants of Lucifer and the serpent "gods" (demons).
I have battled these grays in Jesus name and defeated them. My wife has been abducted by them and bears physical marks from their medical procedure in the form of a triangular piece of flesh removed surgically from her hand.
So, no, I don't think aliens did genetic experiments with Neanterthals and made humans. Two different races, just like sasquatch is a different type of primate race, and probably of alien origin.

StarCrystal, Christian Forums 34 Comments [1/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9099

if god told me to kill my kids (if i have them), then without hesitating I will....especially after I look at the bills....lol jk....murdering kids is wrong unless God really tells you to do it.

Nick X, Myspace 34 Comments [1/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9100

Truman was President at the end of WWII but he really didn't have a grasp of international politics. Churchill understood the Russians much better but couldn't get the full support of Truman in dealing with them at conferences they attended.

Truman also botched Korea by trying to run the war from the White House. A mistake that now keeps being repeated.

Truman was a major screwup.

ballfan, Christian Forums 10 Comments [1/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9101

The right to die will quickly become a duty to die, and then an obligation to die. Especially when put into the hands of insurance lawyers who will take every case to court until they get what they want, which is an unlimited, unrestricted obligation to kill anyone who is sick beyond a cold. Do you imagine for one instant that this whole right to die argument isn't driven by someone with a financial interest in not paying for expensive medical care

Kathy29, Free Conservatives 28 Comments [1/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9076

I totally believe Walter Cronkite will burn in hell for his actions during the Viet Nam war.

An example of the evil effects of Walter Cronkite's liberal democratic news media policy is the attempt to kill Zawahri. Democrats called for the killing of Bin Laden, but when there is an unsuccessful attempt to kill the second in command the liberal news media is very critical because there were women and children killed. Didn't the liberal news media and democrats know there are always women and children killed in any military action? Why should the Republicans ever attempt anything when they will be criticized if it does not go perfectly?

Democrats are unfit for duty as leaders of government.

clirus, Christian Forums 16 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9079

I answered your question about three times: you can't compare being from a different race to freely chosing a deviant behaviour. Racism is against humans rights.

So the employer should hire the black or female no matter what.

Homosexuality is deviant, simply because its unconfortable for most people. Thats what makes an act deviant or not. Something that isn't accepted by society.

Men & Women. Is it so hard to comphreend that they both match? If you have a different behaviour from a natural one, then you can't force others to accepted it.

Would you accept and wish for society and employers to grant the same rights to a man who eats shit? If you don't you are discriminating him as a shit eater.

Why can't people expose themselfs in public? Why is it wrong? Why isn't kissing a person from the same gender wrong?

Raping a dog is as bad as owning it. You don't have the permission from the dog yet you own them as things. If that's accepted why not accept a man who wants to marry him? Its all about individuality isn't it? Dogs aren't protected by legal rights. Only moral ones. And immorality is a freedom thanks to deviant behaviours supporters.

One guy one girl = natural. Two gay guys protected by law raising a kid = WRONG. Gays trying to force people to accept their style of life = wrong. Society punishing people who don't accept non natural behaviours = wrong.

Anti-Geek, Naruto Forums 36 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9081

The Atheistic liberal news media greatly influences both domestic and foreign policy by constantly reporting only bad news about Christians, conservatives and Republicans and only good news about atheists, liberals and democrats. The agenda of the Atheistic liberal news media is to promote socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion, homosexuality and the Atheistic lifestyle by getting democrats back in control of government.

Clirus, Christian Forums 17 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9082

['and seeing assholes in Kansas bitch about creationism. In the long term we're screwed by these people']

Nonsense. Darwinism is meaningless when it comes to technology and applied science. No physical scientist pays any real attention to evolutionary theory. At it's best it's a model of past events. Like archaeology, its main application is fodder for PBS shows.
Moreover, it carries with it so many logical fallacies that it's destructive when trying to teach rigorous logic and science.

Iridium190, Yahoo! Message Boards 20 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9084

As to Creation and ID, the fact that God created us "is easier" to believe than that rubbish you have faith in, because it is garbage and just ridiculous.

Actually studies lead to a deeper faith in God and science is proving God everyday and the more complex science gets, the more Evolution gets the hammer. If you're a Atheist and you are totally blind spiritually, no matter the facts and evidence before you, you will no doubt refuse to acknowledge it. [...]

Prove me wrong, "MR. Blue collar Simpleton Wanna-be play scientist". Oh, you can't. Wow, I knew that would happen.

ArcherX, Myspace 15 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9085

No, 99.998% scientists don't believe in Evolution, quit posting bias crap.

[Can you show that they don't?]

Pretty "Frickin" simple, prove that they do!!!!!!. Sorry, I don't buy the bias bullshit. Some may say they believe, but how many do it just to keep there job and belief seperate. How many say they believe to keep their jobs?.

Numbers are crap. Especially secular numbers that try to prove crap with lists and numbers.

ArcherX, Myspace 25 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9086

The earth is NOT 4 billion years old. Neither is the universe. Give it up. All methods of dating presuppose conditions of autocreation that could not have ever happened. The universe was created with radiation levels more or less where they are today. If you created Bullshittium yesterday with a radiation level of 10 kornturds, and a radiation level of 10 kornturds indicates that Bullshittium is at 80% of its effective life, it doesn't mean you didn't create it yesterday. When your caculations asssume a process that has no relation to what happened, then your calculations have no chance of being accurate.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9088

If I never new Christ and just became Christian, I would have normally sworn at you and berated you with every insult I know. But now I just smile when I read ignorant comments by you or any other person who needs to inflate their ego through MySpace because they aren't popular in the real world. You do know what the real world is, right? It's that place you see when you turn off your moniter and all your 'powers' go away. But don't get scared. For the Lord walks with you always.

Ryan, Myspace 15 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9089

Jesus invented the world. Your knowledge of basic science is egregious.

citizenfitz, Yahoo! Message Boards 22 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9064

He died as a man accursed, crucified, abandoned by his friends. But he rose from the dead. That's all the proof I need that ToE is flawed.

ILoveYeshua, Christian Forums 28 Comments [1/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9068

I firmly believe the devil is the reason Islamic pilgrims are trampled to death with such strange regularity.

Because Satan is the true god of the Hajj, one would think he would want the pilgrimage to be a smoothly run operation. The ironic twist of having people die during the stoning ritual apparently is just too tempting for Satan and his host of fallen angels to pass up.

Todd, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [1/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9074

A fundamental position of ID supporters is that evolutionists do not define key terms such as "science". By keeping the public in the dark, evolutionists could write off Intelligent Design as religious while maintaining that evolution is scientific. This double standard might finally come to the public's attention because of Judge Jones' detailed definition and description of science.

Evolution is principally metaphysics based on many unprovable assumptions. There is no empirical evidence for macroevolution, and the evidence that some call microevolution is simple adaptation. The extrapolation of evidence from adaptation to macroevolution is not empirical science. Uniformitarian geology and interpreting the fossil record in favor of evolution is based upon the unprovable assumption that evolution is true. The Big Bang is also based on the assumption that evolution is true. ...

If Jones's definition of science becomes known to the broad public then evolutionary theory can no longer hide in the muddle of fuzzy "science". As Jones' definition comes before the public those teaching evolution will no longer be able to present assumptions as facts. Origins issues and macroevolution will be exposed for what they are -- metaphysical beliefs with no empirical evidence to support them!

Jim Bendewald, OpinionEditorials.com 20 Comments [1/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9075

Satans evil plan..

Now, in this new age of high-tech and science,
That my plan has unfolded to blacken their conscience,
I'll go one step further and ravage their souls
With the filthiest garbage the world's ever known.

The Web will destroy their last vestige of hope
That my sickness of evil won't cause them to grope
In the darkness of Hell that I'll flood the earth with;
While they sink in the sewer of my vast abyss.

Perversion will flourish, depravity abound;
As the Christians go on — with hardly a sound.
Some will wink at the sin, and some try to stop it;
Others will crave it, consume it, and secretly fall
as God watches on, and I laugh at them all.

Timmothy, Christian Forums 23 Comments [1/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9053

If one is 100% raw [eating raw foods] and the female body has purified itself enough, there is no need to menstruate.

L101, Raw Foods forum 45 Comments [1/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9054

Correct me if I am wrong (no flogging) But on some things God doesn't intervene. Sometimes he lets stuff happen. For example, WWII. A lot of lives were lost during that conflict, namely his own people, but WWII was nessicary because Hitler was a horrid person that planned to take over the world. If God hadn't let that happen then can you imagine the consequences to this day?

Jango Fett, Myspace 25 Comments [1/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9056

HAHAHAHA....most people here do not understand what science is even revealing today.....today's science is revealing the universe has "design", in the science circles you are considered an idiot if you dont believe in some higher power. It is just people who dont want to let go of "Darwin" and his overrated research.

DLott, Myspace 24 Comments [1/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9059

[re: the bible saying 4 corners of the earth, therefore cant be round]

A circle has four corners dear lady on the inside not on the out. Thus the Bible is right.

steveeply, FaithChildForum.com 56 Comments [1/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9060

Thinking about it, another change in a merged universe is gravity. There, -why would the distance between, or size of PO objects matter? There are no PO objects! Matter is spiritual and physical. As evidence of this, we simply need to look to New Jerusalem. 1500 miles high and wide and long, and it comes down to earth! It doesn't smash into it!!!!! Floats like a butterfly, and lands in a world where bees sting no more!
Earth, as the center of the universe, with no gravity as we know it! Yet, people still walk those streets of gold! We can go flying off in space if we want, but it is ordered better than gravity. Now, let's apply that to the earth in the past, before the split! We, in our physical fallen state walked like normal, no problem. But not with gravity as we now have in a physical only world!!!!!!! Wow. This gets better all the time'
Now, let's knock off the old problem of how did they build the pyramids right away! If they were built in the still merged world in the century after the flood, (or some before as well) hey, no gravity as we now have!!! How about the canopy or rings?? Piece of cake!
And, for the piece de resistance, the continental sliding--No wonder it was easy!!!!!

dad, Christian Forums 21 Comments [1/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9037

I begin this message reluctantly, because I know it will not be understood or accepted as believable. Simply put, God has told me over and over again: “You are the most important person in the world.” Obviously, I am aware of the following verse in the Bible:

ACTS 10:34&35 -- “Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons: But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him.”

Since God is “no respecter of persons,” I must assume that being important in this world is not the same as being “equivalent” or “distinguished” from God’s perspective. Nonetheless, being the most “important person in the world” could, conceivably, properly define my assignment on Earth if I am the genuine “Elijah” as prophetically promised in Malachi. Obviously, if I truly am who I say I am, rejection of me by the cynical skeptics of this planet will ultimately bring a curse from God. If this happens because of a failed mission, there will be no second chance for billions of souls who refused to repent.

Elijah, Music City Revival 18 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9039

I have a roommate that got into witchcraft when he was younger. He's 21 and from the moment i met him, i realized something was wrong. his eyes change color in a moments noticed and he twitches and mumbles at times. we go to a Christian college and he was planning on the pastor here to lay hands on him and sort of "exorcise" him but never got around to it.

he reads scripture once in a while and always talks about making a prayer room in our dorm room. but it all just seems so off and not right. however, he will say Jesus Christ but he always gets weird about it.

one nite he came into the room and started convulsing on the ground, mumbling stuff about Jesus and how this campus needs a revival. he shook and made weird noises for about an hour and a half. my roomies and I just laid hands on him and prayed. the next couple days were so weird. he didnt talk to anyone and just seemed so evil. i can feel it when he is by me.

i need to know if anyone has experienced anything like this and if anyone has any advice. i talked to my theology professor and he said he's heard about my roommate and advised against trusting him. He made the point Satan masquerades as light. any input or help? thanks

babydane, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9041

Erin, an OXYMORON is a phrase that seems to contradict itself. So, someone said "WOMAN PREACER". We know there are women out there who claim to be preachers, but we also know that a womand preacher is not Biblical. So, the phrase, "WOMAN PREACHER" is an oxymoron.

Does that help?

iamsaved1, teens4christ 18 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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