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Quote# 123625

Desheummes himself was a member of the feared Tonton Macoutes – and he says he’s proud of it.

“I’ve done nothing wrong or illegal to be ashamed to say I’m a Macoute,” he says.

The militia was dreaded by Haitians, but Desheummes insists reports of rampant disappearances, torture and killings are exaggerated. If anything, he argues, the Tonton Macoutes maintained law and order.

“There were no issues of property destruction or car jackings or a high murder rate,” says Desheummes. “And the economy was stronger.”

From his pink home in Little Haiti, Desheummes acknowledged there may have been some rogue Macoutes who committed crimes. But the majority like him, he insists, were good men.

“A lot of people don’t want to admit they’re Duvalierists,” he says. “What did Jean-Claude Duvalier do? He didn’t do anything wrong.”

Taino Desheummes, WLRN 10 Comments [1/15/2017 9:39:33 AM]
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Quote# 123624

[On California no longer prosecuting children in the sex trade]

Ambulance Chaser:
What purpose do you think is served by prosecuting minors who have sex with adults?

Amos Moses:
ummmmm ..... oh, gee .... to KEEP them from having sex with adults for money ...... DUH ...

Ambulance Chaser:
So tell me, do you ordinarily recommend blaming, arresting, and punishing the victims of crimes, or just this one?

Amos Moses:
Californian Senator Richard Pan pushing to outlaw parental rights in all medical decisions

guess Calif. is not done with their radical restructuring of the "family" ........... a person in prostitution is not a victim .... they are participants ......

Amos Moses, Christian News Network 18 Comments [1/15/2017 9:38:46 AM]
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Quote# 123613

[From the article "French State"]

The French State (French: État Français), was the legitimate and legal government of France following the fall of the Third Republic. It existed from July 1940 to August 1944. It was called Vichy France and the Vichy regime by the bolshevo-plutocratic enemy forces because its administration was based in Vichy, France. Marshal Philippe Pétain proclaimed the government following the military defeat of France by National Socialist Germany during World War II and a vote by the National Assembly on July 10, 1940. This vote granted extraordinary powers to Pétain, the last Président du Conseil (Prime Minister) of the Third Republic, who then took the additional title Chef de l'État Français ("Chief of the French State").

The Vichy government maintained legal authority in the northern zone of France, which was occupied by the German Wehrmacht. However, its laws only applied where they did not contradict German ones. This meant that where the government was most powerful was the unoccupied southern free zone, where its administrative centre of Vichy was located.

Some officers under General Charles de Gaulle, allied with the Rothschild family and British intelligence in London to conspire against the French State under Pétain's leadership. De Gaulle illegally claimed to represent the legitimacy and continuity of the previous French government, even though that government had voted Pétain its leader. Following the Allies' conquest of France in Operation Overlord, de Gaulle proclaimed the Provisional Government of the French Republic (GPRF) in June, 1944. After the fall of Paris in August, the GPRF installed itself in Paris on August 31.

With the fall of France in August and September, Vichy's officials and supporters moved to Sigmaringen in Germany and there established a government in exile, headed by Fernand de Brinon, until April 1945. Many of the French government's prominent figures were subsequently tried by the GPRF kangaroo courts and a number were executed in a bloodbath of Talmudic vengence. Pétain himself was sentenced to death for so-called "treason", but his sentence was commuted to life imprisonment.

Metapedia, Metapedia 11 Comments [1/15/2017 9:37:52 AM]
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Fundamentalism in a Nutshell Award

From Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 123612

Those who follow their own brain will weep and mourn; there will be great pain. The mind is a terrible thing. The mind is not subject to the law, nor can it be. We labor with a cursed mind for the carnal mind is neither subject to the law of God, nor can it be; that which is in the enmity must die. All thoughts must be rejected. I would have all calls to me stopped.

Lord, hallvworthington.com 19 Comments [1/15/2017 9:37:14 AM]
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Submitted By: PETF
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Quote# 123658

[OP claims that women with depression are just attention whores. A poster replies that he is clinically depressed despite being happily married and financially successful because depression is an illness]

you should just end your life so an incel can have a chance at having sex with your wife

why do you come here to torture us, normie?

ijustwantsomefriendz, /r/incels 23 Comments [1/15/2017 6:54:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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Quote# 123657

[OP: Let's say feminists started engaging in death squads with the goal of wiping out every virgin.]

They won't ever do that.

Females LOVE the fact that there are men out there not getting laid. That those men are reduced to work horses who never breed.

They get off on this evil shit. It makes them cum so fucking hard they practically pass out from the endless pleasure. Females get off on evil and darkness because that is their nature. They put on a fancy act like they are angels but they are demons of darkness seeking to feast on the blood of males. Either for their seed or their money.

Fuck female rights. Fuck feminism. Fuck females, they don't deserve shit.

livinginhell101, /r/incels 22 Comments [1/15/2017 6:54:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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Quote# 123656

It's a considered opinion walterPPK. Dawkins was a populariser. His universal Darwinian ideas chimed exactly with Thatcherism. There is not a Dawkinsian conclusion which cannot be harnessed to anti welfare self interest.

Emergence - The Musical, Religion and Ethics 8 Comments [1/15/2017 6:54:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane
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Quote# 123655

Many of you cannot move on with the person you are with, and have a fulfilling relationship because you are still haunted by the sex of one of your exes.

Maybe more than one. You are literally haunted by sex! This unnatural soul tie is preventing you from properly loving the man or woman you are with. And it's a threat to the current well-being of your relationship.

Whenever you exit a former relationship that was sexually physical, you must go through a sex purge prior to entering into a new relationship. You have to purge your mind and soul, as well as your physical body. Or else you'll remain stuck to the past and tethered to past relationships.

Some of you were with people that performed sexually like porn stars. You were so heavily driven by lust that sex with that person became like a physical addiction for you. You basically had a porn-like sexual relationship. Each sexual encounter was like making your own movies. The problem with this is that those people on screen are actors. Realistically speaking no man or woman does things the people in porn flicks do on a consistent basis. It's not even physically healthy to do those things.

That stuff is for the sexual entertainment of those without knowledge of God, and those who are estranged from Jesus Christ. And if you really knew what those sexual acts were and where many of those positions come from, or what they really did, you wouldn't want to do them.

Sex is spiritual. And many of those pretzel twisting sexual positions are really physical body mantras that summon spirits from the netherworld to enter into the bodies of those practicing those positions.

It's just like yoga positions: those aren't just exercise moves or complex stretches. Each yoga position is an actual prayer to a Hindu god or deity. And when that spirit sees someone 'getting into position' it comes as requested.

The same applies to what I call 'porn-sex.' 90% of that stuff you've seen on porn is NOT normal! But I'm getting off track here a bit.

Getting back to the topic of sex: you have to purge yourself from former sexual relationships. Sex is so much more than what we've been told and taught. Sex education only focuses on the physical aspect of mating. But it leaves us woefully lacking in understanding the spiritual and emotional ramifications of sex.

God didn't design the human body or spirit for multiple sexual encounters. But in our rebellious state as rebellious children we've abused our bodies with multiple sexual partners, which has a negative residual effect on our minds, hearts, bodies and spirits.

Then we cry out to God in our misery when our lives fall apart: particularly our relationships. God instituted marriage for a reason. But when we violate God's principles of sex by having relations with anyone or lust draws us to, we will reap disaster in our lives because of it.

God wants us to be whole and healthy. After all: He's our designer and knows how we function best. We need to break those former physical ties from our past in order to be free from the resulting soul ties.

If you find yourself fantasizing about having sex with an ex, you need to recover the parts of your fragmented soul left behind with the person(s) you were once with. Especially if you find yourself thinking about an ex while conjugating with your current spouse. And you need to do so ASAP.

The problem is that you cannot do this on your own. There's no self-healing you can do to recover your soul. Bits of pieces of your soul will remain with those others; and you'll suffer from soul-fragmentation because of it. Soul healing is only something that God can perform. Because it'll take a creative miracle to get the missing pieces of your soul back again. Therefore you need to know the concrete steps to take in order to be totally and completely free.

God will free you and restore what is missing. But it won't necessarily happen with one simple prayer or the way you think it will.

There are many articles online that deal with this topic: but 99.9% of them I've read are very misleading. Instead of setting you free and making you whole, they'll only lead to further frustration and more bondage. Because they're missing vitally important components to restoration.

**And it's way too much info to share in articles like this one. Which is why I completed an ebook that you can download and start reading right away. This ebook is titled DIVA GODDESS QUEEN: Breaking the power of soul ties, lust and sexual demons and it'll help you to recover from past relationships so you can be totally present in every way for the one you are with.

Even if you're not with someone right now, you still need to be free and made whole again. And this is something this ebook will help you accomplish - male or female. May you take the first step towards wholeness and completion by clicking on the link below and downloading this fantastic ebook. God bless.

Mack Major, Eden Decoded 14 Comments [1/15/2017 6:54:14 AM]
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Quote# 123653

(In reply to a post stating that because we do not always have sex to procreate, talking about sex having the sole function as procreation would be incorrevt)

It is a means to and end...pregnancy.
In that it is the only natural way of procreating.
If you abstain you don't get pregnant.

The mouth is for speaking and it is the means for getting food to the stomach.
Because you use your mouth for other things does not mean it was designed for those things.
Somethings were created/designed to be used by the mouth.

However the natural functions are speech, eating and breathing.

Sassy, Religion and Ethics 16 Comments [1/15/2017 6:53:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane
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Quote# 123650

[What is the most ridiculous conspiracy theory?]

bruce jenner being a woman is another good one.

Catto Rb, Facebook 12 Comments [1/14/2017 10:18:20 PM]
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Quote# 123649

[What is the most ridiculous conspiracy theory?]

That eating animals causes all kinds of cancer and other diseases in humans.
Oh wait, that one is true...

Eddie A Sullivan, Facebook 9 Comments [1/14/2017 10:18:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom
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Quote# 123648

[What is the most ridiculous conspiracy theory?]

Probably darwins theory of mans evolution. Just sayin

[Evolution has evidence. Put down crackpipe]

if monkeys did evolve into humans, there wouldn't be any more monkeys as all the monkeys would have evolved into humans by now

Vimal Rich, Facebook 17 Comments [1/14/2017 10:18:04 PM]
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Quote# 123639

I HaveSeen real Vampires

I have seen vampires. What do you know about them? They was smoking weed, stupid, satanist, marksist, feminist and liar. Why all humans, vampires, demons, aliens are stupid? Why do you drink alcohol and Coke? Why John Biden abusing children on screen? Why James Alefantis ate children of Haiti? Why Obamas wife look like man and they not talking about that? Why George Bush not get assassinated? Why CIA killed 3333 people at 9/11 and they said Saudis done it but they attacked to Iraq. Why did you killed Jesus Christ and Gregory rasputin? WHY DO YOU KEEP BEING STUPID?

yuno44907, Reddit - r/satanism 32 Comments [1/14/2017 2:34:49 PM]
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Quote# 123638

Recent pictures of the moon’s surface have evolutionists scrambling for an explanation. High-resolution images by a lunar orbiter since 2009 show over 200 new craters on the surface. “Not only does this study invalidate the idea that craters only form over long eras, but the research suggests that these regular impacts could completely alter the surface of the moon within a timescale of thousands—not millions—of years,” wrote Garrett Haley on Christiannews.net.

Evidence like this continues to pile up against the “theory” of evolution, proving that the teaching of evolution is the result of bad science, not good science. True science inspects the evidence and proposes a theory and goes to look for more supporting evidence. Bad science assumes something is true and fakes the evidence to try to prove it. As the evidence piles up it continues to contradict the false assumption.

When Darwin first proposed the “theory” of evolution, men who had rejected God were desperate to find a “natural” explanation for where we came from. They were delighted and set out to find proof of the theory. When they found none, they began to fake it. They “discovered” Piltdown man, who was concocted from a human brain case with an orangutan’s lower jaw, with filed teeth and a filled cavity. They glued moths to tree trunks for pictures that were debunked after they were used in millions of text books. They assembled “Lucy” from bones, that some believe could belong to monkeys, scattered over a mile apart.

So, who is evolutionist’s creator? Time! When asked how the complexity of a functioning eyeball could evolve, their only answer is “millions of years.” Yet, even their physicists admit that everything in the universe is falling apart, not getting more organized.

This kind of bad science is behind much of Satan’s lies. Evidence that homosexuals are “born that way” is non existent but many have bought the lie. Bad science is also behind the effort to find other worlds inhabited by aliens who may have found the solution to the world’s ills.

God says that the solution to man’s problem is a change of heart, not some fix by alien beings from another, more advanced world. Bad science is also behind the effort to alter the DNA to make a super race of people who never get sick or die. Again, bad science is being used by godless men to sell a delusion (lie) to those who reject God.1

The Apostle Paul warned Timothy to avoid “profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:” It is amazing that Paul’s description is a perfect fit for false science such as evolution.2

Evolution and those who support it are indeed, profane. Webster says, “profane” is “characterized by irreverence or contempt for God.” Most evolutionists have chosen to believe that man came from primordial soup instead of being created by God. Some try to shoehorn God into the process but have to deny the first chapters in Genesis to do it.

Bad science is also obviously in “opposition” to God when it works so hard to find another origin of the universe.

Good science, on the other hand, has given us ways to use God’s creation to build the most prosperous nation in history. That prosperity has funded missionary efforts taking the gospel to all nations. Now the lies of evolution, Marxism, humanism, globalism and false religions have created world-wide chaos. Jesus said that the end would come after the gospel had been preached to all nations.3 But we are supposed to keep winning the lost by exposing Satan’s lies until the last minute. The best way to find those open to the gospel in any crowd is wide seeding of gospel tracts.

1. 2 Thes. 2:11-12 KJV
2. 1 Tim. 6:20-21 KJV
3. Matt. 24:14 KJV

BattleCry Newsletter, Chick.com 20 Comments [1/14/2017 2:34:35 PM]
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Quote# 123637

Pastor Mnguni makes congregation eat snakes

Penuel Mnguni, 24, the leader of End Times Disciples Ministries church in Soshanguve, north of Pretoria, allegedly declared a snake a bar of chocolate (Chomp) for the congregation to eat.

According to a post on End Times Disciples Ministries Facebook page, the pastor told the congregation the he had “the authority to change everything into anything and it will obey because of our authority”.

In the pictures uploaded on social media, the pastor can be seen holding a snake while preaching. He further helps some of the congregants, a man and a woman, to open their mouths in anticipation of the snake.

This is not the first time Pastor Mnguni has done something out of the ordinary. It was reported earlier this year he ordered his congregants to take off their clothes before sitting on top of church members and praying for them. He then jumped on a female congregant he was praying for while the rest of the congregation sang and danced in celebration.

It was again reported this year that the young pastor made his congregants eat a weave off a woman congregant’s head. He told them the weave had turned into nutritious food that would do no harm to their health.

Penuel Mnguni, The Citizen 13 Comments [1/14/2017 2:34:31 PM]
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Quote# 123634

On an article about Keith Ellison's proposal to include more LGBTs in the Democratic Party

LMAO. Ellison is a practicing Muslim. The ideology he follows commands death for homosexuals. Don't believe him. "War is deceit." - Mohammed

Luis Duran, Washington Blade 10 Comments [1/14/2017 2:33:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Into the Unknown
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Quote# 123632

muscums do not integrate anywhere. moderate muscums will encourage radical muscums to kill you. the only good muscums are dead muscums!

Rodger, Washington Blade 17 Comments [1/14/2017 2:33:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Into the Unknown
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Quote# 123631

Recent weeks have seen a number of new maneuvers by Pope Francis pushing the causes of a world religion and world government.

On the religious front, the pope and Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby recently met in Rome to pledge their “undeterred” efforts to “see their two churches” formally reunited. Declaring agreement on baptism, communion, and use of the Bible, they admitted remaining differences on the role of women in ministry and views on sexuality. Should the Vatican succeed in absorbing the Anglicans and Episcopalians, some 85 million new members would be added to the pope’s idolatry.

An article in the last issue of BATTLE CRY ("Lutherans Decided Reformation 'Struggle' Is Over") detailed the meeting between the pope and the Lutheran World Federation on the 500th anniversary of the beginning of the Reformation. During his trip to the year-long celebration in October he suggested six new “Beatitudes” to deal with today’s problems.

One conferred a blessing on “those who helped protect and care for our common home.” This continued his signature theme of environmentalism, the subject of a recent encyclical. The pope has chosen to push the climate change hoax as a common enemy that all religions and political ideologies can relate to.

Another addressed immigration with a plea for mercy for the “abandoned and marginalized.” Here he was building support for the developed nations to open their arms to the floods of refugees from the turmoil in other nations. Doing so will overwhelm their resources bringing the economic and social chaos necessary for the rise of the antichrist.

Still another highlighted “those who pray and work for full communion between Christians.” Many evangelicals and other Protestants have fallen for the pope’s enticements to unity. While Catholicism has steadfastly refused to give an inch on its core beliefs in a wafer god, Virgin Mary goddess, and salvation by works, Protestants have abandoned biblical truth for the siren song of love and unity at any cost.

Other “new beatitudes” dealt with forgiveness for persecution, seeing “God in every person,” and sacrifice for others.

Information also surfaced recently about Francis’s involvement in the United Religions Initiative (URI) while he was Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio in Argentina. URI is a movement started by a San Francisco Episcopal Bishop, William Swing. URI promotes interfaith dialog and cooperation with the goal of persuading all religions to live in harmony for the good of all. Financial supporters include George Soros and Bill Gates.

The pope’s involvement fits neatly with his other efforts for world political and religious unity. URI boasts of 200 chapters in 80 countries and works closely with the UN on mutual initiatives promoting globalization, again preparing for the antichrist.

In a recent speech the pope warned against a “virus of polarization,” the turmoil in the world created by hostility between different nationalities, races, or beliefs. Comments like this also come from the pope’s agenda to destabilize existing governments preparing for the rise of the antichrist to establish a one world government and religion.

This Jesuit pope is openly campaigning for the new world order: ecumenism, the blending of religions, and globalism, the elimination of nation states and establishment of a one-world government and a one-world economy. To achieve this, all “extremists” must be eliminated, including those who reject a one-world Bible and who dare to “proselytize” (soul winners).

Jesus said the night would come when we could not work for the kingdom. New laws in Russia, China, Egypt, and India are making soul winning more difficult. Shadows are also gathering in the Western World.

We need to get more gospel out while we can. Tracts are still the cheapest way to reach more people in a short time.

BattleCry Newsletter, Chick.com 12 Comments [1/14/2017 2:33:01 PM]
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Quote# 123629

Psalms 97:10 commands us as Christians to hate evil as God hates evil. Women dressing like prostitutes in miniskirts and negligees is definitely evil. It's not a matter of opinion. Exposed cleavages, exposed thighs, tight clothing... only a fool or liar would dare even try to defend such immoral, lewd and whorish attire. 1st Timothy 2:9 commands women to adorn themselves in “MODEST” apparel. You whorish women need to put your clothes back on! Jesus taught in Matthew 5:28 that the thought of lust is adultery. Hence, you ladies who deliberately dress sensually are causing men to commit adultery, which makes you EQUALLY guilty with every man who has sex or rapes you in his mind. Women who dress like whores are asking for trouble.

A slutty clothed woman in India was gang raped. She gathered an angry mob of women who said that they should be able to walk around naked if they want, without fear of being attacked or ogled by men. In reality, it just doesn't work like that. Slutty women are treated slutty, that's just the way the sinful world works. If you want to be treated like a lady, then you need to behave like one, which is EXACTLY what the word “MODEST” means in 1st Timothy 2:9, that is, “of good behavior.” In other words, the way you dress conveys a message to all men of the type of character and behavior you possess. If you dress loose, then many men will consider you a loose woman. If you dress chaste, virtuous and modest, then they will respect you FOR RESPECTING THEM. Women who dress like sluts are showing loud and clear that they have NO RESPECT for the opposite sex. When men feel that they are being disrespected in places like India, you just may get gang raped and suffer what you asked you. Notice that I didn't say “what you deserved.” No woman deserves to be raped, but you may get what you're asking for if you're not respectful of men. This is a crazy world.

Please understand that I don't condemn others. I am a big sinner like anyone else. I love God and the Bible. I see so many people these days that talk about how they love God, while making sensual videos portraying sex scenes, destroying marriages and men's souls. 1st Peter 2:11, “Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul.” Did you read that? The Word of God warns that fleshly lusts “WAR AGAINST THE SOUL”!!! Yet, Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and all the other sleazy reprobates are serving the Devil by promoting the lusts of the flesh and; thus, making it a lot harder for men to live right. Our prisons are filling up with men who are losing the battle which 1st Peter 2:11 speaks about. If temptation causes sin, and it does, then women who deliberately causes temptation to pursue a money-making career in entertainment are blaspheming God.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 20 Comments [1/14/2017 10:55:20 AM]
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Quote# 123628

In fact, the interesting thing about Incels is that very rarely is their hatred and bitterness directed at feminists, let alone women – it is always men, including their fellow companions in sexual misery. Even Eivind Berge is an example of this. This alone is proof that Elliot Rodgers was not a genuine incel, just a spoilt young aspie who couldn’t come to terms with his homosexuality.

theantifeminist, Resisting the Rape of the Male – Sex Positive Men's Rights 16 Comments [1/14/2017 10:55:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Xavier
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Quote# 123627

My preference is 14.5-17, though I guess I’m attracted to as old as mid 30’s if a woman’s kept herself up and has good genetics. I think most men are the same way.

It’s pretty messed up that a gawky high school guy theoretically has access to the hottest, most succulent females while your typical engineer or plumber has to stick with old hags. In a sane society, it would be the civilization maintainers who are rewarded with jailbait sex.

Alex, Resisting the Rape of the Male – Sex Positive Men's Rights 25 Comments [1/14/2017 10:54:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Xavier
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Quote# 123622

With the Women Trade System, lonely men around the globe will no longer suffer. The WTS will bring back what once was a man’s right, a man’s property: Women.

The WTS consists of the commercial distribution of women, locally or internationally. Each country should have a national Womart, where it must contain at least 20000 (twenty- thousand) women which ages are in the range of 18 and 52 years old. A Womart (portmanteau of women and mart), is the national entity that contains all women selected for future distribution. Once implemented, the choosing of females for the WTS should be done randomly by the government. This process must follow these percentages:

• 55% of women should be between 18-30 years of age

• 30% should be between 31 and 40 years of age

• 15% should be between 41 and 52 years of age

As soon as the counting is complete, authorities from the Womart should go immediately to each girl’s house and take them to the Womart’s installations. This process must be completed in less than a week. Police and other security entities must be notified to prevent female from escaping or hiding. Coordination is key in this situation. Each Womart facility will be required to have the following:

• At least 5000 rooms, with two cabin beds each, and a toilet

• Vast open space for girls to enjoy

• At least 600 security officers and/or police members (all male)

• A psychology and orientation centre

• Enough dining rooms

• A well established clinic with prepared personnel

Once everything is in place, women are assigned a bar code for further commercialization. Prices will vary, depending on looks, age, ethnicity, level of education, and others. The Womart needs to have a database with the correct information of each female. Said database must be accessible to the public. As mentioned before, women will be available to export and import. Nations will have the duty to establish a tariff on the women. Men can also buy online, from any country, but only one woman. Once a female is sold to a man, she becomes his property and he’s in total control of her life. She must obey him at any given point without hesitation. After purchase, if the female tries to escape, the buyer must immediately report it to the cops. If they catch her, the girl must be executed. On a similar case, if a girl tries to fight, kill, or succeeds in the murder of her owner, the officers are in their obligation to execute her. To assure that everything is going fine, once a purchase is completed, there must be a weekly visit from an official to check that everything is going fine.

(Submitter's note: According to the title, this is just part 1)

AgxanteLDA1919, /r/incels 42 Comments [1/14/2017 2:58:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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Quote# 123621

Televangelist Wants Donations Of $300 Or More To Buy A $60M Luxury Jet

The prevalent televangelist and founder of Atlanta-based World Changers Church International wants 200,000 people to donate $300 each so he can purchase a luxurious $60 million Gulfstream G650 airplane for his ministry — an airplane popular among billionaires.

Donations over the $300 mark are also welcome.

Reverend Creflo Dollar, 53, posted a five-minute video to his website asking for donations toward the plane.

Dollar said the airplane is needed so “World Changers Church International can continue to blanket the globe with the Gospel of grace.”

Dollar preaches all over the world, but normally works out of his “World Dome” amphitheater in Atlanta, Georgia, broadcasting his sermons across the country.

The private airplane Dollar had been using was reportedly damaged during an overseas trip, and he says if it were not for his skillful pilot, tragedy could have struck, per the Christian Post.

"The ministry's current airplane, was built in 1984, purchased by the ministry in 1999 and has since logged four million miles. Recently on an overseas trip to a global conference, one of the engines failed. By the grace of God, the expert pilot, who's flown with Creflo for almost 20 years, landed the plane safely without injury or harm to any passengers," said the website appeal.

Why does Dollar need to replace his old airplane with one of the most luxurious private jets available today?

An explanation was not given.

"Due to this recent incident coupled with the 31 years the airplane has been in service, we believe it is time to replace this aircraft so that our Pastors and staff can continue to safely and swiftly share the Good News of the Gospel worldwide. Believe it or not, there are still millions of people on this planet who have never heard of Jesus Christ and know nothing of His greatness. Our hearts desire to see precious lives changed and snatched out of darkness and thrust into His marvelous light! We need your help to continue reaching a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ.

”The mission of Project G650 is to acquire a Gulfstream G650 airplane so that Pastors Creflo and Taffi and World Changers Church International can continue to blanket the globe with the Gospel of grace. We are believing for 200,000 people to give contributions of 300 US dollars or more to turn this dream into a reality — and allow us to retire the aircraft that served us well for many years," the appeal said.

As of this morning, the video is no longer viewable on the website, reports CNN.

World Changers Church International preaches prosperity gospel, promising wealth and health to those who give 10 percent of their income to the church.

Dollar owns two Rolls-Royce vehicles and multi-million dollar homes in Atlanta and New Jersey.

His estimated net worth is $27 million, reports The Daily Mail.

Creflo Dollar, Opposing Views 25 Comments [1/14/2017 2:58:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 123620

[What is completely worth its negative repercussions?]

Banning and criminalizing religious institutions. There'll be a huge civil uproar because of the backlash from such institutions but it's like a gangrene and it's better to cut it off now.

Akash Yadav, Facebook 17 Comments [1/14/2017 2:57:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom
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Quote# 123619

Ok guys, some things that we should all admire about Franco.

1) He restored Traditional Values
2) He went to daily Communion
3) He expelled Communism from Spain
4) He dealt with Basque Terrorists
5) Homosexuals were arrested
6) Tranvesties were Arrested
7) Criminals were Arrested and were Appropriately Punished
8) Death penalty For Murderers
9) Non Vulgar media
10) Healthy sexuality was promoted
Wouldnt we as Christians want especially from number 5 Onwards to be positive things that we could have now in our wonderful Democratic countries?
(P.S. : I highly suspect this guy to be a troll. Seeing as he did not hang around long, possibly confirmed. Also, please do not generalize.)

KnightOfTheRoundTable, Christian Forums 13 Comments [1/14/2017 2:57:50 AM]
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Submitted By: The Raygun One
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