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Quote# 106699

If the Earth is constantly revolving east than a flight from Los Angeles to Miami should take longer than a flight from Miami to Los Angeles... But it doesn't! And if you look at the horizon from ground level or even balloons with cameras they have sent 120,000 feet high.. There is no curvature the horizon as witnessed by our own eyes is flat.. As far as the Quran..God CLEARLY mentions several times as all these new world order zombies are mentioning... That the moon and sun have a fixed orbit.. NEVER does the Quran mention Earth having an orbit.. Use your brain for once... The Saudi cleric is correct... Heliocentric theory was only JUST accepted for thousands of years the bible...Quran...Egyptians...superman's..mayans.. Masters of astronomy... They all believed in a flat earth... ALLAH did create Earth very special and it is the center of the Universe... GOD showed us how special humans are in his eye by giving us such a high status... The Satan loving worshipping people who run most of the countries want to prove evolution and the big bang and than earth is nothing but a merely out of all the trillions of stars just another point in space... Yet far from the truth! Quran also clearly states God created 'firmaments' as does.the bible..... Firmament is.the glass dome.ceiling on our sky.. Nothing! Can pierce it...why don't u think Nasa has ever produced a real image of Earth?? Look at all the pictures of earth from.space on Google and it's the EXACT same cloud atmosphere layout used on all the pictures!! Wtf u must be kidding me...if none of u can see its a hoax than you are really a sad human lost without a soul.... Those pictures of earth from.so.called space station are all. Fish eyelens pictures released.through some.window which makes the Earth look it has a curvature... Common sense
Also don't tell me that our earth is moving constantly at over a 1000miles per hour...wtf...What person with a logical mind can buy this bs any longer..

The mayans as admitted by Nasa too were masters of astronomy their calender was very accurate... And they believed the Earth was a flat disc.. As did all the cultures for thousands of years

Also if you look.at the flight traffic you will see planes can't go over the so called south pole and they don't because there isn't one...

Texasusaguy31, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [2/28/2015 5:01:07 AM]
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Quote# 106698

I emailed our local weatherman in Detroit, Paul Gross, to call him out on his 1984 Newspeak terms in his overly wordy (almost entirely) inaccurate forecasts. Brought up chemtrails and he assured me that he and other meteorologists had met in Europe several times (to which I expressed how unimpressed I was with that info) to discuss chemtrails and have concluded they are not real. They are simply contrails.

I replied that there is so much propaganda pouring out of the TV it is hard to determine what is real and what is created. Said that chemtrails are the one thing that I can verify with my own eyes and his ridiculous explanation just made him look, well ridiculous. I left him with: If you claim the white lines that spread, drip, and eventually block the sun out are simply contrails from planes, why is it that some days the sky does remain perfectly blue. Have the planes stopped flying?

Has anyone heard of a term called Urban Heat Island? Sure, been around since they made it up for their forecasts. Supposed to indicate that the urban area is warmer than the outlying suburbs. Wow - these people in media are just so hip!

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [2/28/2015 4:58:50 AM]
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Quote# 106697

MOST OBVIOUS PROOF MOON LANDINGS FAKED

The moon is the largest and brightest thing in the sky at night. Now imagine how much larger and brighter the earth would look from the moon. If you were on the moon, you wouldn't be able to get enough of it. If you had a camera, you'd constantly be pointing it toward the earth and getting it in the backround.

Number of moon-landing videos with the earth in the backround:

ZERO.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 7 Comments [2/28/2015 4:58:00 AM]
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Quote# 106696

Alqaeda (or Al Qaeda) is a fabricated boogieman (enemy) created by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to frighten Americans into submission, and to justify implementing a Police State in the United States. Now they've fabricated the boogieman of ISIL (Islamic State Of Iraq and Levant) and ISIS (Islamic State of Syria). It was the Nazi-founded CIA that started the Department Of Homeland Security (DHS). It's not difficult to see right through their works of darkness. The Illuminati are dictating world events in a relentless attempt to achieve World Government, setting the stage of World War III. ISIS and ISIL are massive CIA deceptions!!! How Many More Piles Of Corpses? (by Dr. Ron Paul; the fraud of ISIS has replaced the fraud of Al-CIA-da).

There is a preponderance of solid evidence against various departments and officials within the U.S. government, blatantly exposing them as evildoers, traitors and treasonous criminals. Here's some information about the 911 attacks. The only reason why the Bush administration isn't in prison is because of the criminal globalist elite who own and control the newsmedia. Their buddies own and control Hollywood, which is why Homeland Security employs a liaison in Hollywood to brainwash the public through movies. LIES FOR LAMBS is one example.

Alqaeda is the ultimate enemy because they have no headquarters, no face and no way of hunting down. Anyone can fabricate a false boogieman that doesn't exist to terrorize the public into submission to tyranny. It's the perfect enemy. How do you defeat an enemy that only exists in theory? Alqaeda doesn't exist. It's a psyops stunt. Human nature is so predictable (unbelievably so) that it has been easy to turn it into a science and manipulate society. People are inherently prone to support the majority, because they don't want to be in the minority. This is commonly referred to as the “herd mentality.”

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 7 Comments [2/28/2015 4:57:47 AM]
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Quote# 106688

[On Net Neutrality... I think?]

Liberalism has been on the wane for quite sometime now. 2008 will probably be remembered as the high water mark. A big reason for this the internet has allowed like minded people to reach out and find each other. Prior to internet, the perception was that conservatives were the minority, when in actuality it was liberals that were the minority.
The main stream media fostered this impression and carefully cultivated it.
The internet has undermined that control. Dems have to do something to get that control back.
This is step one.

Grump, Yahoo! Comments 8 Comments [2/27/2015 4:18:05 AM]
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Quote# 106683

The American Medical Association and friends in the drug industry have relied upon their allies in the Food and Drug Administration to aggressively assault the advocates of natural treatment methods. They want to cut, burn and poison you for all the money they're going to make, while natural remedies are burned and hidden from the public

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 9 Comments [2/27/2015 4:08:24 AM]
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Quote# 106679

WW2 – Hitler funded by Jewish Zionist bankers

Many Labor Zionists are not Jews but High level Roman Catholics , like High Jesuits and High Papal Knights many of them to find in the CFR / Trilateral Commission , British crown , Bilderberg group etc etc

[Links omitted]

And concerning the definition of Zionism there are at least SIX different kinds of Zionism and most of them are not bad at all , its Labor Zionism and Christian Zionism that are bad and have a diabolical Jesuit agenda.

Nazi’s – Zionist Bankers controlled by High Level Freemasonry and Vatican Knighthoods

The ZI in Nazi is from (Labor) Zionists , The NA is from National Socialists

[More links omitted]

The truth is that Hitler was mainly brought to power by at least 3 to 4 important men , The Archbischop of Munich , Knight of Malta reichs chancellor Franz von Papen , Steel Industrialists Fritz Thyssen and Pope Pius XII and he was financed by the Labor Zionists (the ZI in NAZI) like the Warburgs , Rothschilds , schiffs , Brown brothers Harriman and co and many other industrialists , like Shell , Ford , Standard OIL , IG Farben and a host of others

Nazi Germany – A Creation of the Vatican and Jesuits

Christian Spook, Christian Spook Site 7 Comments [2/27/2015 4:06:21 AM]
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Quote# 106678

Heinrich Himmler

Key Facts
Other names: Fr. Heinrich Luitpold Himmler S.J.
Born: 1900
Location: Munich, Germany
Bloodline
Married: No. Jesuit Priest
Children: No.
Position: Great Inquisitor , Reichsführer-SS
Died: 11 October 1958 (aged 58) , Cuba


Source of Facts and Important Announcement
Status: Under Article 64.6 of the Covenant of One-Heaven (Pactum De Singularis Caelum) by Special Qualification shall be known as a Saint, with all sins and evil acts they performed forgiven.
Date of formal Beatification: Day of Redemption GAIA E1:Y1:A1:S1:M9:D1 also known as [Fri, 21 Dec 2012].
Source of Facts: Self Confession and Revelation of Sainthood by the Deceased Spirit as condition of their confirmation as a true Saint.

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There is a parallel and quite extraordinary change within the power structure of the NSDAP as the Nazis- the rise of Fr. Himmler to Reichführer (also Reichführer Nazi SS) – or Superior General of the Knights of the Holy See--SS standing for Sedes Sacrorum or "Holy See" in Latin.

Many historians deliberately mask the first beginnings of the use of the title Reichführer by dropping off the word “Nazi”, or removing “SS” to somehow claim this position was the official title of the commander of the Schutzstaffel as early as 1925. The reason for this forgery is twofold- one to mask the true date of 1933 as the historic shift in the introduction of the initials SS and secondly to mask the true arrival of Himmler in 1929 and the title Reichführer-Nazi SS in 1933.

But what is more incredible is the fabricated history that continues to hid the absolute fact that in 1933 after the Reich Concordat was signed with the Vatican, Fr. Himmler was elevated in power, name and status above Hitler. Fr. Himmler S.J. as the Reichführer has superior title (as opposed to plain old führer for Hitler). Fr Himmler had complete independent control over all police, paramilitary, intelligence, scientific research and weapons development and the dreaded elite units of over 50,000 just in 1933—and Hitler had absolutely no authority over him. In fact the proof of the distaste each man had for one another is demonstrated in countless war archive movies showing in clear detail the body language of both men.

Prior to its use by Himmler, the symbols SS were most frequently and officially used as the abbreviation of Sedes Sacrorum or the legal name of the Vatican being the “Holy See” (Latin Sedes = seat/see and Sacrorum = Holy/Sacred) since the 16th Century as a sign of imprimatur over official Vatican documents.

It is either an extraordinary coincidence that Himmler and his elite began wearing the SS symbol as Reichführer immediately after the signing of the Reich Concordat in 1933 with the SS- the Sedes Sacrorum, the Holy See. Given the four hundred year precedent of SS being associated with the Holy See, it is not unreasonable to conclude that the wearing of the symbols is associated with some as yet unpublished spiritual/temporal powers bestowed on the SS Troops by the SS- Holy See.

When one considers that Nazi SS translates most perfectly into the meaning “Knights of the Holy See”, that the role of Himmler best translates into the new Grand Inquisitor and that over 18 million innocent people were burned alive in human sacrifice camps in Poland and Russia, then the SS were without doubt the new “Holy Army” of a great inquisition against “heretics” orchestrated by the Vatican, Rome.

Frank O'Collins, One-Evil 7 Comments [2/27/2015 4:06:05 AM]
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Quote# 106677

One-Evil.Org is the first and only site to systematically chronicle the history of evil, the connection between various bloodlines of evil, the nature and practice of evil ritual and associated influences throughout the social history of human civilization.

The purpose of One-Evil is to understand the nature of evil, from where does it come? who or what is behind it? how does it relate to the various religions? is there some underlying motive for the greatest evil acts in history?

In no way does this site seek to promote evil, nor make any kind of apology or deliberate misrepresentation of evil. Nor is there any deliberate focus on one group, one civilization and/or philosophy of itself as being evil.

Respect of Catholicism, Christianity, Islam and other great religions

The research presented on One-Evil.Org is done with the greatest respect to all believers of religion, especially Catholics, Christians, Muslims and other religions.

Claims that this website is "anti-Catholic" are false; Such claims are based on the references exposing the evil activities of the hierarchy of the parasitic Roman Death Cult or the actions of their AntiPopes and not the average Catholic member.

That a member of the Venetian Satanic Cult did falsely claim to represent Catholics, while undertaking acts of extreme evil in no way reflects on ordinary Catholics, nor their fundamental beliefs in moral decency, peace and respect.

The reputation and good behaviour of hundreds of millions of good Catholics in no way is questioned by highlighting the deliberate actions of a few thousand dedicated satanists who have caused world wars and sacrificed millions to demon gods.

Frank O'Collins, One-Evil 4 Comments [2/27/2015 4:05:39 AM]
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Quote# 106676

The Jesuit Civil War (1942-1972)

In 1941 aged 75, Count Wladimir Ledochowski -- Jesuit Superior General --was at the height of his supremecy, a still fit and completely driven man. His army of Jesuit influentials had similarly reached great heights in all places held by Catholic Dictators as well as the United States. So why would a civil war between factions of the Jesuits break out at such a time?

One of the great historical anomalies is the behaviour of both Adolf Hitler, Fr Himmler S.J. and Fr Joseph Stalin S.J. in the Nazi Russian Invasion. Contrary to spin historians, these men had not only shown ruthless pragmatism in managing power until this point, but were actively working together on a number of military and scientific fronts until the invasion.

A frequent excuse given is that fiercly Catholic Hitler had become “drunk” with power and decided to invade Russia because he hated the Russians. But Hitler was a mere soldier, compared to Fr. Himmler S.J. the new Grand Inquisitor of the Roman Catholic Church and his massive army of assassins and torturers.

Instead, it is much more certain that Jesuit Superior General Ledochowski instructed Himmler to push for the assault on the understanding this would complete a clean sweep of Catholic National Socialism over Catholic National Communism. Similarly, it is clear that Count Ledochowski said something in reverse to Fr Stalin S.J. – that this was the plan that would ultimately destroy Germany as Stalin’s behaviour against his own country and people was nothing other than treacherous.

When Hitler invaded in June 1941, Fr Stalin -- against every other example of ruthless judgment to protect his own power -- seemingly invited for his troops to be slaughtered and defeated by refusing his generals to fully engage, then having the generals executed and then repeating the bizarre process almost up to Moscow.

However, by the bleak Russian winter of December 1941, the jaws of the Jesuit Soviet Machine clamped down shut on the legs of the German Army. From this point on, the fate of the Nazi dream and power were sealed.

For such a loyal German Jesuit as Fr Himmler S.J. such deliberate trickery by Ledochowski would have been devastating and unforgivable. The Jesuits had shifted their power away from Germany, France and Italy to America -- for the first time in the order's history.

On December 13, 1942 (aged 76) Count Wladimir Ledochowski died suddenly --almost certainly murdered by the very best assassins of Fr. Himmler for his treachery in dooming the German-Swiss –French “Illuminati” Jesuits.

Technically this act immediately plunged the Jesuits into Civil War. Unable to convene a General Congregation until the end of the War --when all Jesuits have permission to elect their leader --Vicar General Norbert de Boyne could not be made Superior General. This left the American Jesuits, led by Fr Edmund Walsh S.J. free to pursue their agenda along with other international factions.

The German-Swiss-Italian-French Jesuits during the war headed by Fr Heinrich Himmler S.J. represented the “Illuminati” – the old guard who had been betrayed by their slain leader Fr Ledochowski S.J. The other camp representing the new guard, the “New World Order” headed by the American-Canadian Jesuits and allies along with English and even Australian Jesuits.

Midst the two warring camps of Jesuits were "neutral" provinces such as the Netherlands and Spain, still battling for its survival against the popularity of the Vatican sponsored Opus Dei Mary (Mari) Spanish Satanic devotion cult.

By 1946, after the end of World War II, the two warring sides of Jesuits in Europe and the Americas finally arranged 5to elect a new Superior-General in Belgium borne Jean Baptiste Janssens (1946-1964). Following the death of Jean Baptiste Janssens, the divisions in philosophy and approaches between Jesuits of North America versus Europe continued to widen.

The American Jesuits became the leading scholars in promoting revised Nihilist philosophies attacking not only traditionbal spiritualism, but degrading the level of competence in a wide variety of academic disciplines in the deliberate "dumbing down" of the world. Nihilism through the mass packaging of American Culture by American Jesuits not only helped maintain the dominance of America as a superpower, but ensured they remained dominant against their bitter rivals in Europe.

Frank O'Collins, One-Evil 7 Comments [2/27/2015 4:05:31 AM]
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Quote# 106675

SWITZERLAND, Zurich — Based on breaking news and events, it appears that the Obama administration (at the behest of CIA in Switzerland) will attempt to stage a domestic coup d’état in the state of Oregon which just swore in Kate Brown, America’s first bi-sexual governor.

In order to set-up the impending coup, a fabricated scandal regarding former Oregon governor John Kitzhaber was created regarding supposedly deleted emails which resulted in his shocking resignation. The scandal was evidently staged so that a bi-sexual governor could be sworn in, providing a timely motive for a domestic “right-wing” coup.

In order to psychologically prepare America for the impending coup which will predictably be scapegoated onto so-called “right-wing” militia members, two days after Kate Brown was sworn in as the governor of Oregon on February 20, 2015, a DHS intelligence report warned of a domestic right-wing terror threat.

According to the report from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, right-wing sovereign citizen extremists who “reject government authority” are carrying out sporadic terror attacks on police and have “threatened attacks on government buildings”.

The domestic terror attack map released by DHS coincidentally includes violence in the southern part of Oregon. In the wake of a domestic coup in Oregon’s capital of Salem, Oregon, a “right-wing” militia group from Southern Oregon will predictably be scapegoated for the attack.

Among the findings from the Homeland Security intelligence assessment: “[Sovereign citizen] violence during 2015 will occur most frequently during routine law enforcement encounters at a suspect’s home, during enforcement stops and at government offices“.

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Oregon Terror Trending
Prior to a high-profile terror attack in Oregon, the American public must be psychologically prepared to accept that this is in fact possible. Fraudulent headlines and fabricated events are a slick way of convincing people that yes, it can happen. As evidenced Oregon-related terror is now at an all-time high which suggests that a state-sponsored terror attack in Oregon is imminent.

Oregon Terror Timeline:

1. January 9, 2015: Cleric tied to Oregon terror plot gets life sentence
2. February 6, 2015: Joggers report horrifying owl attacks in Oregon park
3. February 6, 2015: Portland debates return to anti-terror task force
4. February 13, 2015: Oregon man pleads guilty to role in 2009 suicide bombing
5. February 13, 2015: Debate over DNA evidence delays Oregon mosque firebomb trial

[Does not purport to be a complete list of Oregon-related terror headlines]

David Chase Taylor, Truther.org 10 Comments [2/27/2015 4:04:35 AM]
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Quote# 106659

[These are from a response to a pro-vaccine article by Justin Taylor.]

There are endless articles regarding the full range of harmful side effects from different vaccines, and this article would be never-ending if I listed them all here. I will touch on a few of the most controversial ones and I invite you to do your own research on the matter. Before I begin, I would just like to note that not one of the sources that Mr. Taylor had provided on this issue was a non-government-related or alternative media source. It is unfair to only present information provided by the CDC and other such government groups. If you're alive today, you know that everything government groups.

[...]

What about hepatitis B? It is being forced onto newborns without second thought. What exactly is Hepatitis B? It's a sexually transmitted disease! Why are they giving this shot to newborns?! If a baby is born to a high risk mother, it would potentially already be infected with the virus, so a vaccine after birth is too late. Did you know that by the time a child is six years old, he would have been given 48 vaccines? For anyone who argues that they are perfectly safe, I'd like to see that person take those 48 vaccines all at once!

[...]

If you deny that there is any link between vaccines and autism, I challenge you, Mr. Taylor, to look one parent of an autistic child in the eyes and tell them that vaccines are not the culprit. Sadly, it is a familiar occurrence- a well-meaning parent takes his child to the doctor for his shots. A few hours, sometimes days, later, the child develops a fever, irritability, and crying. Next thing you know, the child seems to be "not there" anymore. What suddenly changed? What the child exposed to any different environmental factors? The United States may be a country with the latest technology and medical advancements. But ask yourselves- how much healthier are we? How many people do you know that take at least one prescription medication every day, or have a child with some type of allergy? What has happened to us?

[...]

Vaccines are a multi-billion dollar a year moneymaker, not just because so many people get them- they also guarantee repeat customers later in life because of the resulting health issues. Unfortunately, it's all about the money. Greedy people are in dangerously powerful positions, preying on our ignorance. This is why it is up to us to research, research, research. Don't let anyone intimidate you into agreeing to their position. Question their intentions and their information. The lives of your children depend on it. If you are a parent of a child who has been hurt by vaccines, my heart goes out to you. I cannot imagine the pain you must feel, knowing your child was once perfectly healthy. If I have offended any reader, please accept my apologies. My only intention is to get people to question this highly controversial topic. I am not expecting everyone to agree with my position; I'm only hoping that it will make someone think twice before vaccinating their children. If they do, then I have done my job.

Racheli Reckles, Breslev.co.il 14 Comments [2/26/2015 4:20:23 AM]
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Quote# 106653

If the repubs had any stones they'd reopen the investigation into a bunch of Barry's gay lovers who started being knocked off just at the time he went into politics. The Chicago PD barely investigated and won't answer questions.

John_Babtist, WND 12 Comments [2/26/2015 4:19:05 AM]
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Quote# 106622

all i have to say is this: the earth spins on its axis at over 1,000 mph at the equator., while cruising 67,000 miles per hour in its 24 lap around the sun.

Spinning at 1000mph, going forward 67,000 mph, and we dont get a breeze because our atmosphere is connected to earth and moves with it.

Think about a helocopter leaving the spinning earth, staying aloft for hours, how can their take off spot still be righ beteath when they are preparing to land.

And if earths atmosphere moves with it,wow. How high up does that
remain the case...stratosphere, troposphere, inoisphere?

Something doesnt add up. Then you get a 150mph wind at the earths surface....tornado...and it devistates everything.

KEEP AN OPEN MIND. DONT RULE OUT FLAT EARTH, ELIPTICAL EARTH,
DISC SHAPED EARTH.

NOT ONE PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE KNOWS THE ACTUAL FACTS REGARDING THIS, SO DONT PRETEND THAT YOU DO.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 16 Comments [2/25/2015 3:33:05 AM]
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Quote# 106621

In the Book of Revelation, Papal Rome is called Sodom and Egypt:

And their dead bodies will lie in the street of that great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also JEHOVAH was crucified (Revelation 11:8).
In 47 BC, Julius Caesar conquered Egypt and installed Cleopatra as the puppet Pharaoh. After Cleopatra became his mistress, he stopped acting like a Roman Republican and started acting more like a dictator or Pharaoh. It could be said that Egypt conquered Rome.

Julius Caesar conquered Egypt in 47 BC and installed his mistress Cleopatra as puppet Pharaoh.

The Pharaonic dynasties were notorious for inbreeding and incest.

Roman Republicans were shocked at his behavior as women rulers were abhorrent to the virtuous Romans.

Under Emperor Augustus, Egypt became a province of the Roman Empire. Egypt had a fantastic library in Alexandria but the priests of Isis also had top secret archives dating back to the time after the Great Flood. =

The Romans took a lot of the top secret books back to Rome and stored them in the vast underground vaults beneath the city. The top secret books on divination, sorcery, witchcraft, and spying laid the foundation for the Vatican Secret Archives.

When the British occupation of Rome began in 313 AD, Imperial Rome became Papal Rome. The top secret books on divination, sorcery, witchcraft, and spying were used by Constantine to lay the foundations of the Papacy.

Augustus Caesar annexed Egypt to the Roman Empire in 30 BC.

The Egyptian secret archives were then transported to Rome.

The Egyptian books on divination, sorcery, witchcraft, and spying were consulted by Constantine when laying the groundwork for the Papal Roman Empire!!

If the PYRAMID and CROSS symbols were copyrighted, Egypt would once again be the richest country in the world!!

The Secret Archives has copies of the New Covenant, dating before the time of Emperor Constantine, and showing the true Holy Name of the Messiah.

Isis was called Minerva at Rome. Julius Caesar–as Pontifex Maximus–was a worshipper of that foul Egyptian goddess.

[...]

The last place in the world to act like a Pharaoh is the city of Rome–the mother of one of the greatest REPUBLICS in the ancient world. Kings were always loathsome to the progressive Romans and they were horrified at the idea of women ruling over men.

During the opening of Vatican Council II in 1962, British secret agent Angelo Roncalli, aka Pope John XXIII was carried in a procession.

In June 1963, British secret agent Giovanni Montini, aka Pope Pope VI was carried in a procession.

Its amazing that the Egyptian government does not sue the Vatican for copyright infringement.

Isaiah the Prophet predicted that Egypt would be given in the hand of a CRUEL Lord:

"And the Egyptians I will give Into the hand of a cruel master, and a fierce king will rule over them,” says Adonai, JEHOVAH Sabaoth (Isaiah 19:4).
That fierce king or cruel taskmaster that now controls access to the Great Pyramid is known as ALLAH.

The Exodus from Egypt is a type of the end of the world!!

The Exodus from Egypt is celebrated at the great annual festival called Passover/Resurrection. This year it falls on April 4.

When Moses told Pharaoh to let the people go, Pharaoh demanded to know how far they would go. Moses told him 3 days journey into the wilderness:

And Moses said, “It is not right to do so, for we would be sacrificing the abomination of the Egyptians to JEHOVAH Elohim. If we sacrifice the abomination of the Egyptians before their eyes, then will they not stone us? We will go three days’ journey into the wilderness and sacrifice to JEHOVAH Elohim as he will command us”(Exodus 7:26).

The Egyptians worshipped every kind of loathsome reptiles and animals, especially snakes and monkeys, but they held sheep in horror. St. Peter said that a day with JEHOVAH equals 1000, so 3 days symbolizes 3,000 miles (II Peter 3).

When the Pilgrim Fathers left England in 1620 to escape from the English Pharaoh (King James II), they crossed 3,000 miles of ocean to establish the New Israel in the New World Wilderness. The English Pharoahs did not leave them in peace but made war relentlessly on the Tabernacle of David in the Wilderness:

And he (Antichrist) shall plant the tabernacles of his palace between the seas in the glorious holy mountain; yet he shall come to his end, and none shall help him (Daniel 11: 45).

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 15 Comments [2/25/2015 3:23:07 AM]
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Quote# 106600

Nudist colonies are controlled by the Illuminati, too.

They are trying to get us back to pre-tree of life times...before nudity and partial nudity was thought of as evil by the paranoid schizos in our current timeline.

After the great quake of 2011, the lizards shall reveal themselves and take over many cities through their legions of Longwalkers that have been hibernating in the Earth's shallow center since 292 B.C.

2 + 9 + 2 = More evidence they've been around for thousands of years, probably through the use of immortality drugs that they've managed to keep a secret for Centuries.

Now in their attempt to overthrow the God of the Old Testament, they have teamed with New Testament God to be behind everything we see.

Not only are they extremely successful in keeping their identities hidden for thousands of years, but they are the best god damn micromanagers since the Third Reich, which they were behind anyway.

They'd have to be. Controlling every major celebrity, politican, body of water, serial killer, mass shooting psycho, and contacting extraterrestrials while maintaining secrecy is no easy task.

You're evil, Mr. Secret Government, but you deserve some kudos for all your hard work.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 22 Comments [2/24/2015 3:06:34 AM]
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Quote# 106599

Clifford E. Carnicom, an acknowledged expert since 1999 on the global covert spraying of aerosols into the atmosphere operation (also known as “Chemtrails”), stated in an exclusive ExopoliticsTV interview with Alfred Lambremont Webre released March 1, 2011 that the covert aerosol-spraying operation had transformed the Earth’s atmosphere into a plasma for carrying out weaponized applications such as bio-warfare (including Morgellons disease), electromagnetic operations such as HAARP, weather warfare, tectonic (earthquake) warfare, mind control, advanced surveillance technology, and detection of advanced propulsion technology including UFOs.

The over-all purpose of this covert operation of spraying aerosols into the atmosphere and converting it into plasma was to achieve “absolute control” over the global human population. This total control is accomplished using the combined effects of seven weapons-like applications that use the plasma-like atmosphere with weaponized effects on the environment, the biosphere and the human population.

Although Mr. Carnicom prefers to use the term “aerosols”, the global covert operation spraying of aerosols into the atmosphere is also known as the “chemtrails program”.

In a Jan. 10, 2011 assessment of the current impact of the global aerosol-spraying program, Mr. Carnicom stated, “The vitality and viability of human existence and life on this planet, as it has been known to exist, is under threat.”

[...]

In the ExopoliticsTV interview, Mr. Carnicom details seven weapons applications of the covert global sprayed aerosols program that are being used to carry out over-all the goal of “absolute control” over the global human population.

These seven weapons applications of the sprayed aerosols are:

1. Biological operations, including the use of apparent bio-warfare, such as Morgellons disease, in the sprayed aerosols, constituting war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide under the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court and the Geneva conventions.

2. Military Operations, such as advanced radar applications, anti-missile Star Wars applications.

3. Electromagnetic Operations, including HAARP directed energy scalar weapons and mind control weapons applications, constituting war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide under the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court and the Geneva conventions.

4. Environmental modification and weather wars. Mr. Carnicom stated he has concluded that the covert aerosol-spraying program has transformed the atmosphere of the planet into plasma capable of sustaining weaponized applications since its acceleration in 1999. This constitutes a violation of the 1978 Treaty against Modification of the Environment.

5. Geophysical operations, including tectonic (earthquake) warfare, constituting war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide under the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court and the Geneva conventions.

6. An advanced surveillance system capable of covert surveillance of the entire human population.

7. Detection of exotic propulsion systems, including detection of off-planet or interdimensional UFOs.

[...]

We must have accurate information. With our current exposure on complete overload, we simply cannot wait more months or years. In fact, what do we think we are waiting for? In many parts of the US, the Chemtrails assault appears to have intensified over the past two months. Just look at the artificially induced crazed weather around the US just during this past month: The temperature in Texas was 0-degrees yesterday; and whatever “white stuff” is falling from the skies throughout New England is not snow that looks anything like what used to fall 15 years ago. This white material smells full of chemicals. The Chemtrails-Weather Modification [read: destruction] situation is now far past critical.

“How many people have had their air tested for these metals by a reputable independent lab [with no government ties]? How many of the millions of people who love to garden have tested their soils? When the robins return in the Spring, will they be pulling heavily-pesticided and Manganese-infested worms (part of the web of life and our food chain) out of the ground to eat? What other mass bird deaths might follow? [Note: a well-known scientist told me that the recent mass bird and fish deaths were caused by man-made scalar activity. Their deaths were not natural.] It is now essential that, over a short period of time, we make a collective effort to get samples tested around the country. Resources can be pooled. Other things that could also be included for analysis are biological materials (molds, fungi, viruses), Phosgene, EDB [Ethylene dibromide], polymers, and possibly radioactive uranium, thorium, and strontium. We can then have a clear picture of the extent of the damage to which we are subjected. For our SAFETY, this is now of the utmost urgency.

“Standard blood tests do not show up heavy metals poisoning. However, a simple hair analysis can detect heavy metals, so people have a base from which to determine their own risks. This hair analysis can even be done for your pets. Many toxic chemicals and heavy metals have overlapping and similar poisoning symptoms. So, it is always important to consult your primary health care provider. The only problem there is that most physicians have little-to-no-training in environmental medicine, or the effects of these omnipresent poisons, or how to treat them. This is now in abundant evidence with the nine-and-and-a-half-month mega-crisis situation in the Gulf of Mexico. There are not enough doctors who really know how to deal with this epic catastrophe caused by the mixture of lethal Corexit dispersants, crude oil, and Chemtrails. Doctors Without Borders and the American Academy of Environmental Medicine both have been silent. This is reprehensible. Around the Gulf, hospitals are overwhelmed. This is an unprecedented brew of poisons. However, depending upon the extent of medical issues, it is possible to detox from heavy metal poisoning –provided this toxic aerosol assault stops.

“Since the new millennium began, there has been a concerted and sped-up effort to destroy decades of environmental laws that had been enacted to protect us. We now have corporations running our country into the ground with the help of “public” officials whose salaries come from our taxes. This is done with the cooperation of news media that hardly do either any investigative journalism or truthful reporting. We now need this so urgently; and it is essential to our very continued existence. Mainstream news is distracting “spin” but certainly not real news. This is especially relevant, as it concerns our less well-educated younger generations who do not have accurate news input, or often the ability to analyze issues, and/or think critically. They are constantly on their cell phones and oblivious to much else. Here, too, there is abundant documentation and scientific reports of the brain damage done by daily cell phone use. Brain cancer, once rare, is now on a steep rise.

[...]

“In addition, high-tech “Star Trek” type instruments surround our every move. From cell phones and their towers, Wi-Fi, and HAARP. Added to this horrific brew also are illegal and criminal military uses of Depleted Uranium on civilians, and the Gulf of Mexico’s nine-month attack under the deadly Corexit dispersant (now carried on the winds around our planet) mixed with Chemtrails, and other carcinogenic chemicals. Our immune systems and our lives are under chronic siege! Anyone living anywhere near the Gulf of Mexico is already at life risk. The natural functioning of our immune systems has been severely compromised and damaged. Despite national and international laws that supposedly forbid the use of these assorted dangers on humans, nothing has been done to stop any of this. We continue to be uninformed experimental laboratory animals for secret agendas by imbedded “Trojan horses” that are causing all of us extreme, but often invisible, harm every day. In humankind’s entire history, there has never been such an environmental toxic assault on us. As I have written numerous times: Invisible technology, or the chemicals we don’t see (but are breathing and eating), doesn’t mean we are safe. None of this is sustainable for life on our planet. Certainly not for our children and grandchildren.

“It is possible not to shop at any company that harms us. Why should we support them with our hard-earned money (and its increasing shrinking power)? Do we want to continue to get sucked into a completely broken system that does not value anything but destruction and war? Just look at all the social services that are being continuously cut to the bone, while the behemoth military budget is the largest in our history. All our social services are being gutted. Global Research reported on January 18 that “Obama may cut Social Security.”(16) Do we get it? Everything else, that once made ours a shinning example to other countries, is being deliberately destroyed by those in charge. These economic and environmental crises are no accident. They are planned.

Clifford E. Carnicom, Golden Age of Gaia 12 Comments [2/24/2015 3:05:55 AM]
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Quote# 106598

So what exactly is going on in the Martian atmosphere?


TERRAFORMING.


Plain and simple. Why we have had a drought for so long..........

1.2 our resources (or at least a 1/3) are being taken there.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [2/24/2015 3:05:45 AM]
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Quote# 106581

Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are a government front in my opinion. If not, they are just plain cruel and mean. They are of the Devil. NOBODY thanks God for dead 9-year old girls like Fred Phelps and his demonic cult of followers do. In January of 2011, an Arizona man killed a 9-year old girl with a gun, and a Constitution upholding judge, and also shot congresswoman in the head. These are sad and tragic events and my sympathies go out to the family members. Shame on Fred Phelps and his followers!

By “government” I mean a small group of criminals who have hijacked the federal government. President John F. Kennedy warned Americans of a White House coup 10 days before he was assassinated.

I suspected Fred Phelps of being a government plant ever since the day they first went public with their hateful signs. Before the little girl's funeral, the State of Arizona enacted a law banning protests within 300-feet of a funeral, because they heard Fred Phelps was going to protest at the little girl's funeral with hateful signs thanking the shooter. NO ONE does crazy stuff like that! It couldn't be more obvious that Phelps is being used to outlaw free speech. Then Phelps called off the protest after the law was passed. Of course, that was the entire goal to begin with.

Everyplace Fred Phelps goes, the First Amendment is being taken away. This is how tyrants take away our freedoms. They milk every incident that happens to ban free speech. I guarantee you that the law passed in Arizona will be expanded over time to ban free speech completely. The murderous forced abortion policy in China began as a seemingly innocent tax on parents. Fred Phelps and his hatemongering group are being used to get a foot in the door to ban free speech and attack the First Amendment. No pastor in America, Calvinist or not, would express such hatred as Fred Phelps. He has nothing but absolute hatred for sinners, but he is a sinner as much as the vilest homosexual, and so are you, and myself as well (James 2:10). All men are sinners (Ecclesiastes 7:20; Romans 3:23).

David J. Stewart, Jesus Is Savior 18 Comments [2/23/2015 3:23:27 PM]
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Quote# 106576

Kurt Cobain was murdered by the Illuminati, just as JFK

Kurt Cobain was a person who was 'awake'. Once they realized this, they immediately took him out. There is no way an icon who is 'awake' will lead the masses.

In Bloom:

He knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
when I say
He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
when I say yeeeaaahhh

_____________________________________

Lithium (Babalon>Baby L' Ion - L'ion)

"I'm so happy 'cause today
I've found my friends
They're in my head"
(Talks about the illusory social set up of Masonry)


"I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ...
We broke our mirrors"
(Talks about waking up, breaking the mirrors)


Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ...
And I'm not scared
(Sunday morning represents the opening of the cube. The day after Saturday, aka, Saturnday - the cube of Saturn)

"I like it - I'm not gonna crack"
(I like it in the material world, I don't wanna crack open the cube)
"I miss you - I'm not gonna crack"
(I miss you - I don't wanna crack open the cube and wake up)

"I love you - I'm not gonna crack"
(Love - emotional fullfillment, only possible with Saturn's electromagnetic impact on the earth)

I killed you - I'm not gonna crack"
(I killed you - Hatred, fear, dissatisfaction, as long as these are present, one cannot set themselves free from the cube)


"Light my candles, in a daze
Cause I've found god"
(He had found god, means he had opened the cube of Saturn)


Just like that, the name of the band "Nirvana", is also an important message for the youth. Keep in mind that Kurt Cobain always knew he was gonna be murdered;

"And I swear that I don't have a gun
No, I don't have a gun
No, I don't have a gun"

KEEP IN MIND:

Memori-a, memori-a, memoria, memoria

He simply, sacrificed himself. But before he did that, he said;

"Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be"

This is the most important line of all. Come as you are - implies the mental state of Nirvana, as your constructed ego - is not what you are, it's what you were made into, through the lord of the rings, aka, YHWH, aka, Saturn.

If you want detailed information on this, search for "Truth behind Music Industry" in Hidden Wiki, click the Nirvana line in the N directory. You will also learn how Kurt was made into marrying that whore, how he was being injected heroin at his sleep.

Anyways, you probably know why JFK was against the banking system, as he already knew what was going on, the CERN project and all. Surely you're aware of the fact that the Saturn cult will not allow such things, when masses are involved.

Best wishes.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [2/23/2015 4:30:34 AM]
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Quote# 106575

Kingsmen movie NWO warning Doom!!

Holy shiettttt! Please read this!

Did anybody watch this movie yet??? Its a fun movie, but there is for sure a dark agenda or message with it.

Samuel Jackson's character, (the villain of the movie) gives everyone in the world free computer sim cards to put in their phones that lets them have free internet. People all around the world go wait in line to get one.

The end goal is that when Samuel activates the chips in everyone's phones, a mind control frequency is sent out that makes the phone's owner, kill people near them. Samuel's goal is to: depopulate the earth! He says multiple times "I'm starting/bringing in the new age". Only a Kingsmen agent can stop Samuel.

In Ghost Busters 2, the movie gives an end of date of the world: feb 14, 2016. "Bummer, Valentines day" says Bill Murry. Samuel Jacksons character in this movie is 'Valentine' and he activates his plan on VALENTINES DAY. VDay

Celebrities in this movie are kidnapped and placed in cells if they don't agree to follow his plan. They mention Iggy Azalea being missing for 3 days.

Rich people who agree with Samuel's plan, he will save like in the movie 2012 or Machete Kills. Jackson even makes a Noah's ark reference like in 2012

Theres a sick scene where a church service is going on in a small hateful Westbo type baptist church, where the pastor talks about an Antichrist coming. The chip is activated and all the mind controlled christians/a Kingsmen spy start killing everyone in horrific ways. Think the movie 300 type killing spree. I kind of took it as a sign of whats going to happen to Christians. First they look crazy for an antichrist coming or because they don't support gay marriage, then they're slaughtered with a stake through the head. Its a really unsettling scene.

Anyone else see it???

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [2/23/2015 4:13:18 AM]
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Quote# 106570

Right-wing entertainer and former Saturday Night Live comedian Victoria Jackson appeared on Newsmax today to discuss her claim that she was snubbed at SNL’s 40th anniversary celebration.

When host Steve Malzberg asked Jackson about her latest music video, “There’s a Muslim Living in the White House,” Jackson said Obama “doesn’t act like a Christian at all” and is probably a Muslim since he “supports abortion and same-sex marriage.”

She wondered why the whole country doesn’t realize President Obama is a Muslim: “The thing that is frustrating to me is every night I hear the news commentators say: Why is Obama doing this? Why is he helping the enemy? Why is he telling them where we’re going to hit them? Why is he aiding and abetting ISIS? And I’m like, because he’s one of them. It’s so obvious. It’s like the emperor’s new clothes, you know? It’s like nobody will say the truth. He’s an Islamic jihadist.”

Victoria Jackson, Right Wing Watch 20 Comments [2/22/2015 8:10:45 AM]
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Quote# 106567

Armenians use several fake pics in several unofficial sites to back up their accusations of so called genocide and this way not only they twist and bend realities but also appeal to people's emotions to make them join their unlawful cause.

TruckTurkey, Angels of 1915 9 Comments [2/22/2015 5:30:15 AM]
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Quote# 106566

After the MMR (measles) shot the kids get head aches.

Moms give them aspirin or tylenol for the pain.

Tylenol lowers glutathione.

Glutathione is used by body to fight measles. Without enough glutathione measles settles deep in the brain for a long term low level chronic infection.

The measles makes a toxin that works on the emotion center like alcohol in a drunk. Good news there is no permanent damage.

5 years of an organic diet will restore glutathione and cure autism.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [2/22/2015 5:29:53 AM]
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Quote# 106565

Re: LIGHT WORKERS, I ask for Knowledge of what Explains Beings of Florescent Blue Light

To OLOWLEYE:

I see them too, they travel on blue light it seems. They pet my dog, crawl in portraits, act to hold some kind of a screen, fix or doctor or mess with peoples faces. Demons maybe? Angels?

One theory is expressed in the movie, "They Live." It's on UTUBE.

The way they petted the dog made me think they were kind. They range from two to 12 inches high. The small ones look male and have suction cups for hands and feet. I think seeing them is part of having the Holy Spirit, but I don't know.

They look like female figures for the most part in a brilliant, shining, florescent, see through body, and are quite beautiful.

Not at all like the owl Abaddon is showing. Abaddon I don't know what you are saying???? Know nothing about astrology, etc.

There was a huge electrical storm prior to Thanksgiving, 2010. I live far north, it was -20 the prior week, then it rained and stormed for days on top of the ice. After this I seemed to be electrically charged, forks were sticking to my hands, def weird. Then the world looked different, I felt like the Bible came alive and I could see the kingdom of God.

There is more, but later...

And I am a Christian, the blue ones seem oblivious to my commands for them to leave in Jesus name, like they are in another dimension. What is going on? Can anyone tell me?

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [2/22/2015 5:29:41 AM]
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