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Quote# 104398

ok guvt. paid agents, if you look on Youtube, you will find a LOT of evidence concerning the Illuminati:

Inside footage of Bohemian Grove


Celebrities like Lady gaga and Kesha, and MANY MORE admitting they're APART of it/sold their soul to the devil

Michael Jackson's Sister admitted MJ was killed

That MArk Dice, The Vigilant Christian, Michelle Hopkins, metabunk, Rationalwiki, Henry Makow, Above Top Secret, Godlike Productions, You, and David Icke are shills

That building six is proof 9/11 is an inside job

Documentaries that go VERY in depth about the Illuminati In fact, here's a few:





(The last link I couldnt get through right because my psychologist made me install a filter and I had to copy it through google)

Those documentaries are based on historical FACTS. Documented PAPERS.

Backmasked songs

Illuminati Symbolism in video games, movies, anime, Pokemon, etc.

Most churches today are created by Illuminati

Illumicorp (training video)

Guide to all the symbols

Not only all of that, but THOUSANDS of masonic authors have admitted through their works that Freemasonry is satanic.

Not only that, but Lucis Trust is acknowledged by the UN and they're the ones that PUBLISH those books.

I think i've made my point. All those points are IRREFUTABLE!

(IP address), Wikipedia 2 Comments [10/30/2014 3:32:15 AM]
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Quote# 104359

[Re. the Marysville, Washington school shooting]

When Bill Gates and Paul Allen are funding it, you know its an honest initiative meant to protect people. Just ask the thousands of third world families currently seeking retribution from Bill Gates for killing their kin with deadly vaccinations. No, this is a classic false flag and Bill Gates’ old creepy face in the picture seals the deal.

Believe it or not, just a few towns over — in Bellingham, WA — on the 23rd, yet another “school shooting” drill was going on:

Personally I wonder if there will be a time soon where lone-wolf shootings are happening in every state, every day, at every school; at the same time that reported drills are happening in every state, every day, at every school, and if at that point people will still be retarded enough to buy it. Right now, sadly, I think I’ve lost faith in people wising up. People are idiots.

Olan Thomas, Cut2theTruth 9 Comments [10/28/2014 3:04:20 AM]
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Quote# 104358

I just found two articles making damning allegations that not only is this ebola strain a genetically modified organism, but that the Bill Gates Foundation has been funding research to create genetically modified MOSQUITOES to transmit vaccines!

Wow, just wow, this is so unethical on so many levels. Could this ebola outbreak be an intentional or unintended consequence of mad scientists creating GM Mosquitoes which are now spreading the ebola virus in Africa?!

Maybe this is why our government and military are so focused on stopping this in Africa and people such as Ron Paul, and others now, are calling for DDT to be used!

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [10/28/2014 3:04:07 AM]
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Quote# 104357

Was the recent shooting in Ottawa yet another false flag?

We don’t have any absolute confirmation yet. But there were plenty of indications.

First, just hours before the shooting, BBC News reported that Canada had raised its terror threat. As everyone knows, they don’t raise the terror threat level every day. Here in the USA it has been stuck on “orange” for years. If it ever starts blinking red, you can assume that a new 9/11 false flag op is on the way.

Then right after the shooting, the Mounties (RCMP) urged the public NOT to post any photos or videos of the shooting. The authorities obviously want to quickly seize control of the narrative and avoid embarrassments like the Boston Bombing photos showing that Craft International operatives, not the Tsarnaev brothers, carried out the attack.

It’s getting harder and harder for the Empire’s scriptwriters and spinmeisters to control public awareness. As I write this, “Ottawa false flag” gets over 150,000 Google hits, while “Ottawa shooting false flag” gets 77,000.

Kevin Barrett and Jim Fetzer, Veterans Today 10 Comments [10/28/2014 3:04:01 AM]
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Quote# 104350

I think you are right, there, A.C.
If the governments on earth really had the technology
necessary to have "drones" operate as they do--
seemingly with some kindof alternative power source
where they don't use fuel (like the movie "Oblivion"
w/Tom Cruise)...doesn't it seem logical that they
would already have vehicles that use the same
technology and they'd be scrapping their "old
fashioned jets?"
No...they're off-world...and at some level in the
government they are cooperating with ETs.
We saw a "drone" fly passed us about 20 feet away
as we stood on our back porch in 2005. It was
very small, maybe the size of a basketball,
and metalic (like the big UFOs). It had the same
kind of flight pattern as you see in all the
UFO films, also.
2005 was way before they pretended to have invented
these things--so...no. I really believe they are
off-world devices.

TheOracle'sCookie, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [10/28/2014 3:01:51 AM]
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Quote# 104342

Depending on your heart, you can also attract reptilians because they love causing suffering to people with good hearts, its like their drugs and sex.

The kinder person you are, the more reptilians and the more powerful the reptilians will be.

This reptilian on Dr. Phil can barely contain her shape shifting because she knows a purely good child was murdered and it makes her shift.

I have a good heart and I like to lift others up and I have been sabotaged by reptilians my whole life, I have seen them shape shift when they injure me, broken bones, blood, fear, ect.

Anyone who tells me reptilians don't exist I know 100% they are a govt or reptilian shill.

I have seen them shift when they sabotage good hearted people

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [10/27/2014 3:36:18 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
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Quote# 104335

“I don’t know much, but I do know for sure that I lost my virginity to an extraterrestrial woman,” says David Huggins. The 70-year-old from Hoboken, New Jersey has been making paintings of his encounters with aliens for many years.

“I believe what he experienced was real to him,” filmmaker Brad Abrahams tells ANIMAL over the phone. You can sense that, deeply, in the teaser for his documentary in progress, Love And Saucers (above). Abrahams tracked Huggins down through his neighbor, after hearing him mentioned in a radio interview with an abduction investigator. Over the few days Abrahams spent in his house, Huggins painted and showed him impressionistic, surreal scenes of beings with glowing eyes, spaceship beams, and interterrestrial babies — spindly, translucent, clutching – babies that he fathered, all across the galaxy.

The visitations began when he was eight. Huggins recalls, “There were the grays, the little hairy guy, an insect being…” None of his experiences were as harrowing as those described by people at the abductee meetings Huggins attended in the ’80s and ’90s. He stopped going. He found it depressing. Abrahams says Huggins called it “a club that no one wants to belong to.” He had a better outlet for the overwhelming stories inside him, things he couldn’t talk about. As he says in the clip, “It was just a relief to get the images on canvas.”

“…and then there was Crescent.” None of his experiences were as precious as Crescent. At 17, on his way through a Georgia forest to a lake, Huggins saw her sitting by a tree. She appeared human, except for her large, black eyes, a pale, pointy face and the wig. She disrobed. He disrobed. He laid down. She got on top. They consummated the start of their long-time and very long-distance romance.

There are explanations, of course. Abrahams recalls a neurotheologist explaining that specific kinds of epileptic seizures and trauma can trigger visualizations and experiences that feel real. There are the 1,000 VHS fantasy, sci-fi and horror tapes in Huggins’ house, but Huggins draws no connection.

There were others, later, but there was always Crescent.

Did he love her?

After a pause, Abrahams says, “He did.”

David Huggins, Animal New York 8 Comments [10/27/2014 3:07:20 AM]
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Quote# 104314

(Arguing about whethe Katt Williams was joking about the Illuminati)

It's pretty obvious now that you guys are government paid shills! No one in his right mind would ignore what the BoN said. Actors don't just joke about admitting the Illuminati exists! Prince admits it, and now Katt Williams! You guys are obviously govt. paid shills, or sheeple. The anonymous user gave you quotes on THIS SAME PAGE to prove it since you were too lazy to watch the video he provided, and you refused to! Do you realize that Katt Williams is IN the Illuminati and he ADMITTED it? If you ARE a govt. paid shill, then you WILL be VERY surprised when it turns out Katt Williams WASN'T joking, and you will be brushed aside, and you realize that you were just a puippet all along

(The whole conversation is pretty funny take a look)

ReptoidKiller, RationalWiki 12 Comments [10/26/2014 4:39:21 AM]
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Quote# 104307

The "final solution to the Jewish question" had nothing to do with extermination. It was the continuation of the Transfer Agreement and the Madagascar Plan, i.e. territorial in nature.

No documents suggest it was anything other than this - you literally have to declare that it is a "code word" for extermination, which is what the Voodoo historians do in order to "prove" the genocide. They've essentially been forced into such measures, as they are compensating for a staggering lack of direct evidence.

As far as population estimates go, there are many of them, ranging widely, and it is far from an established fact that Jewish population in Europe decreased by 6 million between 1939 and 1945.

grass-mud-horse, /r/conspiracy 7 Comments [10/25/2014 5:54:44 AM]
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Quote# 104297

Kevin Hart, another Black comedian, recently generated some controversy when he wore a dress on SNL. This move was interpreted by some as him “selling out to the Illuminati” as he became yet another Black comedian wearing a dress for cheap laughs. I am not sure if there’s a direct correlation between wearing a dress and selling out to the Illuminati (although the percentage of dress-wearing Black comedians is exceptionally high) but Katt Williams’ response to this controversy and the Illuminati in general was quite interesting.

Far from brushing off the question for being ridiculous, Willams acknowledged in a matter-of-fact way that there’s an Illuminati controlling the entertainment industry and that it forces artists to push its Agenda. What happens to those who go against the grain? They get bad press and their careers suffer terribly.

For instance, Dave Chappelle refused a 50 million dollars contract to shoot a third season of his iconic Chappelle Show because he didn’t agree with the messages it conveyed its audience. He then got labelled as “crazy” (remember his Africa expedition) and, since then, he did not appear in anything “Hollywood”.

Katt Williams also got a truck load of bad press in the past years, not to mention legal troubles. He feels that these issues keeping arising because he refuses to follow the Illuminati Agenda. In his words: “We Are Against the Illuminati at Our Own Detriment”. Here’s the interview

(Video with the quote)

VC, Vigilant Citizen 11 Comments [10/25/2014 5:04:43 AM]
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Quote# 104294

Putin has said to the NWO and it's Jewish controlled banking scam, instead acting in the interest of the Russian people, which is why he is being labeled the bad guy.


ONCE IN DEEP DEBT to the Jew-run IMF, Russia is now a growing prosperous state.

Since Putin’s presidency in 2000, billions have been invested in improving Russian infrastructure and boosting social services.

The top 50 Russian businessmen (and ex-oligarchs) now control only 35% of Russia’s GDP and have virtually no political clout, as Putin has legally purged the Jewish money changers from politics."
[link to www.realjewnews.com]

Anyone who supports NWO is good.
Anyone who opposes NWO is labeled baaaad.


Obama is not the leader of the free world, he is the president of the UNITED STATES, a privately owned corporation created in 1871 by the original jurisdiction government, and the reality is, is that he is not even eligible for the position as he is not a natural born citizen.

United States Code Title 28 Sec. 3002 15(a)

go look it up MorAns

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [10/24/2014 3:27:47 AM]
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Quote# 104293

Robert P. George, a founder of the National Organization for Marriage and vice-chair of the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom, decided that it would be a good idea to appear on Rick Wiles’ “Trunews” yesterday. George may or may not have known that Wiles is an absolutely insane conspiracy theorist, but he might have gotten a hint when, during the interview, Wiles told him that the U.S. and its allies have been secretly training ISIS.

While George said he couldn’t confirm or respond to Wiles’ claims, the End Times broadcaster went on to claim that coalition airstrikes are “just dropping bombs” and deliberately “missing the strongholds” of ISIS.

Before the interview with George, Wiles shared his theory that “‘Ebola Barry’ is deliberately spreading Ebola inside America in a way that would have made Typhoid Mary blush with embarrassment over his brazen ways,” warning that “‘Ebola Barry’ is also ‘Jihad Obama,’ he is now militarizing the response to Ebola and I assure you he has plans for you and me.”

He went on to argue that the government wants to “release a highly contagious virus” that will “contaminate paper money and spread the plague” in order to “destroy the U.S. Dollar” and replace it with the “Amero.”

But Wiles wasn’t done just yet.

He ended the program by predicting that President Obama will stay on as president after his second term comes to an end and will murder millions of Christians just like Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong: “This is the warning for America, you have a dictator, you have a dictator in the White House who is waiting for the opportunity to bring his violence to this country.”

“If Mr. Obama gets his way, if he really is able to do what is in his heart, he will bring unspeakable violence and bloodshed to the soil of America, he will bring civil war, he will bring rioting, his assignment is to destroy the country, he is the destroyer,” Wiles said. “The damage he’s going to do in the next two years will be unbelievable and we have no idea whether he will leave after 2016 or whether there will be anything left for somebody else to govern.”

Rick Wiles, Right Wing Watch 11 Comments [10/24/2014 3:27:27 AM]
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Quote# 104289

To infect a large amount of people (like the population of a large US city) with a bio-weapon like the Ebola virus, drones could be used to spray over-head with ease. Because of the immediacy of infection, the population of cities affect would experience a dramatic reduction nearly instantly. In fact, it would take nearly a week for officials to even respond to this type of pandemic and by that time, thousands of Americans would be have succumbed to the Ebola virus.

Because of the effectiveness of the mortality rate of the Ebola virus, it is the perfect bio-weapon. And if combined with the recent implementation of drones in US skies, could this be a combination we should be concerned about?

Susanne Posel, Occupy Corporatism 13 Comments [10/24/2014 3:20:42 AM]
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Quote# 104284

Alien Mind Control test

just answer the questions ...

Do you...

1. Think humans have reached the pinacle of scientific understanding
2. Trust news agencies governments and scientists
3. Think you are above average intelligence

Do you ...
1. Think that anyone who disagrees with your opinion is a "dumbass" ?
2. Get EMOTIONAL over news issues and "science" ?
3. Think other ethnicities are intellectally inferior ?

Do you ...
1. Think wealth and material goods "define" you ?
2. Think "wars" are necessary evil ?
3. loose your "temper" frequently with strangers ?

Do you ...?

1. Think Extra terrestrials play by your rules and perceptions ?
2. Imagine you are the "architect" of your own destiny ?
3. play by "the rules" ?

Do you ...
1. pronounce "expertly" and 100% assured of your accuracy
on subjects you have only seen on T.V ?
2. Do you seek to be funny by being critical of everything and everyone ?
3. Argue both sides of any issue being debated or discussed ?

VAEROSPACE, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [10/24/2014 3:09:51 AM]
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Quote# 104283

Barrack Obama is Ganondorf

The evil king from the desert.

Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time has ties with Book of Revelations. Ganondorf ruled for 7 years. Third eye symbolism all over Zelda.

The greatest story ever told, over and over and over and over and over again, the Neverending Story.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [10/24/2014 3:09:17 AM]
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Quote# 104282

Ebola and Aids were created in a Lab in the early seventies and both released in the mid seventies. Both were created for massive population reductions..

They messed up. Aids was a failure,, 40 years later and they only managed to murder just under 40 million people, it was to slow. The mid seventies Bio lab Ebola strain was also a total fuck up. Although it had a ninety percent fatality rate, it killed people in only three days, and so, never had the opportunity to spread as intended. Both were deadly viruses but Aids killed to slowly and Ebola was to fast. You have to feel sorry poor old lucifer, just could not get any one competent to work for him.

So one was to hot and one was to cold to achieve their goals..

After 4 attempts these satanic insane psychopathic retards finally got lucky, they have achieved their goal, one in the middle,, an Ebola bio weapon strain with between a 20 and 40 day incubation period were the patient is contagious before showing any symptoms, with a 75 % fatality rate..

This virus is already all over America, just not revealed to the sheep yet. How are they going to spread it if the sheep are awake and stop going to work and school for example, it just won't spread to the 200 million in America earmarked for termination.

The blackout NOW makes perfect sense. If you believe for one minute than none of the people who were in the Duncan are infected, you are a total moron and unworthy of life.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [10/24/2014 3:09:09 AM]
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Quote# 104265

Winston Churchill was determined to keep India a part of the British Empire at any cost. He overlooked no weapon–no matter how insignificant–to accomplish this.

As well as being a master of disguise, Gandhi had another unique talent for a spy: the ability to fast....Churchill loved the idea of fasting and non-violence because it would accomplish absolutely nothing to free India . . . except help his spy Gandhi to lose weight . . . and live longer.

Gandhi went on several long fasts to keep the British in India.

His emaciated frame became an icon around the world.

Churchill the materialist never took much stock in fasting but that discipline is a vital part of Hinduism. When Westerners visit India seeking the "wisdom" of the Hindu gurus, they tell them to go on long fasts and then they will be able to make contact with the unseen powers of the universe.

Fasting for power over Satan is also highly recommended in the Holy Bible but it tells us not to advertise when we fast. The Messiah of Israel said:

“Moreover, when you fast, do not be like the hypocrites, with a sad countenance. For they disfigure their faces that they may appear to men to be fasting. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. But you, when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face, so that you do not appear to men to be fasting, but to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly." (Matthew 6:16-18).

The emaciated frame of Gandhi spinning a yarn became famous throughout the world.

Gandhi forced Subhas Chandra Bose to resign from the Presidency!!

Subhas Chandra Bose was the real hero of Indian independence and the true FATHER of the Indian Republic. From the very beginning of his quest for Indian freedom from British oppression, he was mightily opposed by Gandhi . . . even to the stratagem of having him poisoned.

In February 1938, Subhas Chandra Bose was elected President of the 51st session of the Indian National Congress.

Under his leadership, a united India was on the road to true freedom.

Gandhi opposed him mightily even resorting to poison!!


Subhas Chandra Bose would never have agreed to the partition of India into warring factions. The partition of India caused a dreadful civil war between Hindus and Muslims. Gandhi's answer to the millions who were uprooted from their homes was to FAST.

Jawaharlar Nehru worked with Gandhi for the partition of India and he was Prime Minister from 1947 to 1964.

Muhammad Ali Jinnah was the first "Muslim" governor-general of the newly created nation of Pakistan.

Both men trained as spies in Britain!!

In 1947, India was partitioned and 2 hostile nations were created where one nation had existed for 4,500 years. The British divide and rule strategy was applied, with Hindus, Sikhs, and Muslims divided along ethnic lines.

After the partition in 1947, a further partition took place in 1971 with the creation of Bangladesh. More countries mean more wars and wasteful military expenditures which could be used to improve the lives of the people.

British Secret Service agent Gandhi underwent pagan cremation on January 31, 1948.

A memorial to the spot where he was cremated now exists at Raj Ghat.

Subsequently, mighty man Mahatma Gandhi was canonized by most of the world's religions.

The false religion of Hinduism teaches an endless cycle of rebirth or reincarnation, until a soul merges with the divine essence of the universe. Cremated or buried, all will be resurrected on the Last Day:

The great day of JEHOVAH is near, it is near, and hasteth quickly, even the voice of the day of JEHOVAH: the mighty man shall cry there bitterly (Zephaniah 1:14).

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 12 Comments [10/23/2014 2:09:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 104263

Baha'i Faith the Religion of the NWO

Social principles
The following principles are frequently listed as a quick summary of the Bahá'í teachings. They are derived from transcripts of speeches given by `Abdu'l-Bahá during his tour of Europe and North America in 1912. The list is not authoritative and a variety of such lists circulate.

Unity of God
Unity of religion
Unity of humanity
Unity in diversity
Equality between men and women
Elimination of all forms of prejudice
World peace and a New world order
Harmony of religion and science
Independent investigation of truth
Principle of Ever-Advancing Civilization
Universal compulsory education
Universal auxiliary language
Obedience to government and non-involvement in partisan politics unless submission to law amounts to a denial of Faith.
Elimination of extremes of wealth and poverty
With specific regard to the pursuit of world peace, Bahá'u'lláh prescribed a world-embracing collective

The Bahá'í International Community is an agency under the direction of the Universal House of Justice in Haifa, and has consultative status with the following organizations:

United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF)
United Nations Development Fund for Women (UNIFEM)
United Nations Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC)
United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP)
World Health Organization (WHO)
The Bahá'í International Community has offices at the United Nations in New York and Geneva and representations to United Nations regional commissions and other offices in Addis Ababa, Bangkok, Nairobi, Rome, Santiago, and Vienna. In recent years an Office of the Environment and an Office for the Advancement of Women were established as part of its United Nations Office. The Bahá'í Faith has also undertaken joint development programs with various other United Nations agencies. In the 2000 Millennium Forum of the United Nations a Bahá'í was invited as the only non-governmental speaker during the summit.

Is Obama a Muslim?

I dunno, he kinda seems more like this.

However, this religion was initially viewed as a sect of Islam.

Ouiser, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [10/23/2014 2:07:10 AM]
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Quote# 104257

Welfare, and encouraging people to overpopulate

When I went back to the town where I graduated high school, I realized that almost every one of my co-students who were failures in high school started having babies as teenages, had many children, and their children did the same thing - failed in school, had kids as teenages, and kept having babies.

Now each one of them has 20-30 descendents, many of whom quit school (and went on welfare, got Section 8 and HEAP, etc.) or are in jail or are "disabled" and living off the public via fake social security claims.

Most of the people who were smart in high school ended up as single professionals, married late, had a kid or two later in life, or didn't have kids and now their excellent gene pool is dwindling.

It's like that crazy movie where the dumbest people outbreed the smart ones. Except I think it really did happen, or is happening now!

NewtC, Daily Kos 10 Comments [10/22/2014 8:43:20 PM]
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Quote# 104243

We're stepping into political territory here, but I think we should have kept the border with Mexico closed when President Eisenhower did it in the fifties!
If everyone came in legally, we wouldn't have many of the problems we have today.

America has become the "free lunch" to most third world countries, certain large groups of deadbeats, and politicians. The deadbeats and politicians are mostly "home grown" but we don't need to "import" more problems.

You don't think terrorists sneak across the border? You must not have seen the CBS "60 Minutes" episode some years ago where they showed the Islamic "safe house" in Mexico City where terrorists were prepared to infiltrate America by posing as "immigrants" and connected with "coyotes" who would take them across the border.

I sorry, but we have to agree to disagree on the border thing.

As far as Ebola and the border; if you can supply a nation of 360 million with plenty of drugs, why not Ebola? Probably unlikely it will happen, but there remains the potential that it will, and in large numbers.

Just like West Africa, where are you going go to get help? Scared people don't think rationally. As pointed out many times, most diseases would still be unknown here if not for them being brought in from somewhere else.

There's an old adage : "An once of prevention is worth a pound of cure." But no one seems to remember the wisdom of history, so we just keep shooting ourselves in the foot.

Stumpy in Ahia

mrstumpy, starship Modeler Discussion Forums 7 Comments [10/22/2014 3:30:45 AM]
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Quote# 104231

I don't think theres any inherent danger in the vaccine itself however, I do believe they hype up the danger of certain illnesses to sell vaccines. Theres a scare and a new vaccine for it every 3-4 years. This new "chinese" flu could be limited to a few thousand people half way across the world but they will make it seem like the new bird flu to sell their wares.
Now if the time comes when they decide to sneak some kinda computer chip or nano device into you for whatever reason, vaccines are the way to go

Grumpyorc, Shroomery 4 Comments [10/22/2014 3:13:06 AM]
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Quote# 104226

Oliver Cromwell created the fanatical Irish Roman Catholicism!!

A typical Jesuitical trick is to persecute their own dupes and thereby gain sympathy for their cause. The most notorious example of this strategy is the case of Galileo and his moving earth madness.

Oliver Cromwell is considered a HERO in England but in Ireland he is as hated as Hernán Cortés in Mexico.

His statue in London has a sword in one hand and a BIBLE in the other!!

He is a great recruiter for the Irish Jesuits, and it is a wonder that they have not made him a "saint."

Cromwell arrived in Ireland in September 1649, with a small army of about 12,000 men. His soldiers were carrying BIBLES and swords and quoting Scripture....Ireland had many men who were loyal to King Charles II and they were led by James Butler, Duke of Ormonde.

Over 30,000 Protestant Christian men, women, and children were killed in the Sack of Magdeburg during the 30 Years' War but the small number killed in the siege of Drogheda was great recruitment propaganda for the Jesuits.

As usual, on all his campaigns, Cromwell consulted closely with his Jesuit advisers


The Great Irish Famine and the Jesuits!!

Patrick Kennedy—the founder of the Kennedy dynasty in the United States—left Ireland in 1849 during the height of the Great Famine.

At that time, the Irish Parliament was in London, and they had equal representation with the Scottish peers. Most of them were not in the least interested in any kind of famine relief.

The Irish peasantry were totally demoralized by the teachings of Old Rome which condemns all industry and progress. Faith was replaced by fatalism and the living waters of the Spirit were replaced by the unholy spirit of alcohol. The people relied on one food source: the potato, and when that crop failed in 1846, the Jesuit dominated London government made sure that millions starved to death.

Lord John Russell served as prime minister during the entire time of the famine.

He later worked with Lord Palmerston to intervene in the U.S. Civil War.

His main goal was to get the Irish to leave the bog and grog in order to spread Romanism throughout the English speaking world.

This Jesuit strategy was very successful, because millions emigrated to the United States and all parts of the British Empire. The Kennedy political dynasty was founded by one such emigrant who left Ireland at that time.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 9 Comments [10/22/2014 3:11:32 AM]
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Quote# 104218

Both the 'ebola's real' and 'ebola's a hoax' tards are correct.. sorta.

Maybe the CDC's screw ups are the 'backlash' card in action; their ineptitude is unbelievable, as we're all witnessing. There'll be many people to blame for an upcoming outbreak, and no one will doubt that it's being spread across the world. Because of these idiots! (a good distraction.)

But we will not get 'ebola' so easily here. We will instead be poisoned and radiated (moreso than we already are), and then willingly injected with disease via vaccination. Ebola will be a convenient term for anyone with a symptom of illness, such as fever. The traditional symptoms of red blistering skin apparently don't apply anymore. How convenient.

Citizens will demand mass quarantine of anyone who's sick. That's the plan! Then what will happen to those quarantined?

chulahoma, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [10/21/2014 2:34:13 AM]
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Quote# 104207

My theory is that Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object or shortly after/before a superwave from a distant space object reaches us......

I think that there will be this big planet that will cause huge problems on Earth once its distance reaches us where its gravity and electro-magnetism would start to have a greater effect on our planet multiple times than it has caused to us for many years now......... Why we can't see it? It emits very little light and heat and can only be viewable in infrared and it travels at an angle either below or above the ecliptic plane of our solar system.

Why hasn't its gravity caused severe problems at Earth yet? The answer: Light to medium effects have already been caused towards Earth already since the 1990s, with most of the medium changes on Earth in concert with an accelerating magnetic pole shift started ever since the December 26 2004 9.3 Andaman quake. The medium changes that have started since that time would have caused even more greater cataclysmic Earth changes but due to the intervention by the angels/higher dimensional beings from 5th dimension, 6th dimension and above, the changes have been reduced in intensity by multiple times....

The annual megaquakes that happened since Feb 27 2010 Chile 8.8 quake were due to an electro-magnetic and gravitational alignment of Earth and the incoming celestial object/pulse emission from a distant space object where its position and emission vis-a-vis Earth's orbit around the Sun would bring it into a perfect opportunity to channel its gravity much more effectively towards Earth to cause such major seismic disturbances..... It's pretty complicated stuff that even our most smartest Earth scientists haven't figured out the mechanism behind that phenomena yet....

As for the severe changes, we are about to enter that stage, once the distance between Earth and the incoming object shortens to a point that our Sun's gravitational influence on Earth would exact less than 70% influence on Earth relative to the gravity the incoming celestial object would exact on Earth. For example, for the past two decades, the ratio has been from 95/5 (Sun's gravitational influence over Earth/ Incoming celestial object's gravitational influence over Earth ) since the 1990s to 70-75/25-30 in recent years.....

The heightened activity at Yellowstone and the agitation of several major magma hotspots around our planet this year are signs that Earth is about to suffer more intensely from this massive 'tug-of-war' between these two objects, since while the Sun is stationary and is not moving towards Earth, this object is moving towards Earth increasingly in momentum with each passing year.....

It could also be a superwave from the Galactic Center that would cause such changes..... Either way, Earth civilizations would never be the same after that happens....

Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object or before/after such a Superwave. Its purpose is to clear Mars from the remaining members of the Dark Cabal/Illuminati or to tow Mars' orbit into a much safer orbit far from the influence of the Brown Dwarf star/Superwave so that ships now in orbit surrounding Earth can transport Earth humans who want to go to Mars and with the ETs a safe place to live in Mars while Earth completes its changes/pole shift/dimensional shift.

However, I think massive Earth Changes would happen on Earth long before Siding Spring reaches its closest distance from Mars on October 19 2014, but due to the ET's mastery of space-time travel, those who want to choose to go with the ETs to escape the Earth changes can ride 'ferry ships' stationed around Earth's orbit to travel to Mars or Siding Spring ship to start living in the new society/civilization there tutored and mentored by the benevolent ETs.

I think the massive Earth Changes would start with 9-10 magnitude quakes at many locations close to major fault lines and subduction zones, all culminating in a major crustal shift that would happen once our magnetic pole shift starts shifting hundreds of miles in a span of a few weeks......

The benevolent ETs will reeducate us and tell us the real truth about everything including life in the Universe as well as the fact that our souls are united with the Universal Consciousness and all we need to do is do good to one another to enlargen our energy aura of our soul so that we may progress faster in spiritual evolution, while those who do bad to others or cause others psychic pain thru bad deeds such as bad actions and bad thoughts would have their energy aura damaged by the negative energies generated by those whom they have hurt (Karma) and so that causes them to spiritually devolve since their energy aura of their spirit would be smaller after that.

This is the reason why some evil psychotic humans, Reptilians and Greys have no soul, since they only feed from others' suffering and do not give out any positive energy from their thoughts/actions so after a long time doing that evil their soul would lose all of their energy aura and chakras and become a soulless entity destined to be consumed by an inner black hole generated from their own soulless quantum collapsing energy field where they will be suck in to another universe/reality where they would have to start over as atoms in another universe....).

So, if my theory is correct, everyone on Earth would have their lives changed by the events involving Earth changes and Extraterrestrials before or by October 19 2014.

Solar Guadian, Godlike Productions 15 Comments [10/21/2014 2:29:39 AM]
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Quote# 104206

Breaking: Ebola is panspermia from Ison, Elenin debris!

People are going to freak when this comes out in the news...they are handling it very carefully. This means that the entire planet is COVERED and it is only a matter of time. I guess the Guidestones were right after all...

The Nobody, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [10/21/2014 2:29:19 AM]
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