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Quote# 103564

If you look at the Duchess of Cornwall (Kate Middleton) when she and Prince William presented their son to the media you will notice that a) she still appears to be fully pregnant (faux prego belly?), b) she did not appear to gain weight in her pregnancy and c) in the presentation of the baby Prince William implied (24 hrs post birth) that this was the first time that they really got to see the baby and that they had some "catching up" to do. IF this is true that they faked the pregnancy to cover for a surrogate mother then the question is WHY? First, one of the parents could be sterile, Second, since Kate was a commoner they may have wanted the mother to be of royal (and/or illuminati blood), Third, the birth date (7/22) was important and would have probably required a C Section to be exact (1:30 probability if it was +/- 2 weeks from the due date...assuming conception date at the correct time for a 7/22 birth date) and the Duchess of Cornwall may have not consented to that plan. The 7/22 date is important for several reasons and may have been requested by the Illuminati. A) Full Moon, B) Sun entering Leo, C) Mars-Jupiter Conjunction (war planet - king planet). In addition there is some numerology with the birth date (7/22) and the wedding date (4/29). Adding the months: 4 + 7 = 11, A Master Number (double 1). Adding the days: 2 + 9 = 11 and add that to 22 (a master number so no further reduction) = 33, the highest degree in Masonry.

If this is true then perhaps we should revisit the alleged suicide by the ob-gyn nurse last December (the one that was distraught after getting caught up in a hoax phone call to the ward). Could the nurse have known something and threatened to talk and thus was silenced?

CosmicCitizen, Above Top Secret 10 Comments [9/20/2014 3:50:27 AM]
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Quote# 103563

I have always had this inner gut feeling that aliens are secretly extracting and harvesting our blood on a regular basis. Sounds crazy right?? Well maybe not so crazy after all...

Lets take a look at some alien/ufo encounters in which the victims clearly felt that the aliens were extracting blood from them while they were paralyzed in their own homes...

Please pay special attention to what is said between the 9 and 10 minute mark on this video. Encounters with lights, that apparently were able to extract blood without taking their human victims aboard. The UFOs seemed to teleport the victims blood right out of their bodies!!

( I recommend watching the full video if you have not seen it, the south american ufo attacks presented are scary to say the least)

Now it has always been my suspicion that some health conditions may be related to this, especiually ones that researchers still havent been able to find causes for namely CFS and Fibromyalgia.

Think about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome....so many people have it lately.

Every single symptom of CFS is identical to symptoms of blood loss and low blood levels.

What a perfect species to harvest! Us humans constantly produce and replenish blood!

Which the aliens regularly extract at night while we sleep leaving us waking up feeling unrefreshed, tired, groggy...think about it people!

During many abduction reports and regression sessions, the abductees report the greys referring to humans as containers....but of what? BLOOD of course!!

This may all be done with humans not even noticing the abduction, even in broad daylight.

Like I said this has been a gut feeling of mine lately, that the ETs have advanced far enough to be able to harvest our bodily fluids, namely blood and other proteins or naturally occurring chemicals in our body without us even noticing.

One abduction researcher (i forget his name) stated that they are now advanced enough to abduct someone in their kitchen, in the middle of the day, and bring them back without the victim skipping a beat, never noticing the slightest thing..

OrionsGem, Above Top Secret 4 Comments [9/20/2014 3:49:59 AM]
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Quote# 103560

Re: What was the motive to bring down the WTC Buildings (1,2 &7)?

While the answer to this question is somewhat distracting, close inspection of the evidence that remains is paramount:

1. Directed Energy was necessary to collapse these buildings to 'free fall', and this technology is 'Alien' to me.
2. GEO - Political, Sociological, World control of Humanity is also another 'Alien' concept to me.

So, it was Alien Intervention - for their purpose of control.

Now, just who are these Aliens?

Us. Humans did this. And they weren't all from foreign countries, most were from the groups that want only 90 million people left on Earth (or however many that monument talks about).

Think carefully on how You are going to solve 'over population', and who, or whom, will control the remains?

This Earth still has tremendous resources - lots of gold, oil, gas, you name it - our planet is a prize.

A prize a real extraterrestrial alien might want.

And those aliens have lots of time to get it - and what a better method than to give advanced technology to ruthless humans to achieve this goal? They could stay totally anonymous. After all, who will be left to write the history books? They might be considered GODs some day.

If you look at the physics in the destruction, it doesn't take long to realize that no aircraft caused these events. With that thought in mind, then analysis of the 'what, when, where, why, and who' become frightening.

The first 3 are easy, the last 2 require a devious mind to consider, and that this carefully conceived Redirection Of TheTruth (ROTT) should be the main focus. We have been deceived yet again, on a world scale.

The news agencies fed off one another, with one fictional statement starting a cascade of fictional stories, ad infinitum. Just so you, the viewer, would tune in to their station for ad purposes.

All information based on a Lie, is a total Lie. No exceptions.

Were there individuals inside the buildings that the perpetrator no longer wanted on Planet Earth? The same goes for a particular business - or possibly a rival technology company, or maybe a combination of all these ideas, along with the destruction of The Constitution Of The United States?

Ah yes, The Patriot Act. Not patriotism at all, just government control of You and I.

All this to build their idea of "Heaven on Earth".

We knows who wins - in the end.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [9/20/2014 3:49:04 AM]
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Quote# 103557

In 25-30 yrs, the Moslems and Hispanics will be battling for the control of America.
Like today's citizens, whichever side wins,(Hispanics or Moslems) will live under the illusion they are in control.
Soo, the UN will do the dumping this time instead of el dicKtator, Mexico and other Central American countries.
Well, it's about time the UN shows the American people just who runs this country.
As a subsidiary controlled and owned by the NWO/OWG Cabal that also runs the MSM subsidiaries and the Fed Reserve ( which really runs the US)which they founded and owns, it's about time the UN start flexing it's muscles.
Oh, so you do not know the NWO/OWG Cabal started the UN w/ help from communists w/in FDR's admn. The Rockefellers, part of the NWO/OWG Cabal (head Cabalists are the Rothschilds Intnl banking establishment, founded by Mayer Amschel the Red Bauer, named changed to Rothschild )bought the land and donated it to the UN.
BTW, Soros a Cabal Member handles not only el dicKtator, but the Clintons also and Lord only knows how many other American pols. Of both parties.
The majority of the American public are living in the Matrix and don't even know it.
Thank you for taking a stand UN. It's time, actually past time to let the American citizenry know who runs their country.Sorry, I forgot, they only think it's their country.

Kemo Sabe, WND 3 Comments [9/20/2014 2:30:02 AM]
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Quote# 103556

Fear not, people of Western Africa! The most mighty and merciful military of Homo-Obongo is on its way to shoot and drone bomb those Ebola cells to death. And while our fighting men (and women, and trannies) are in the neighborhood, we might as well secure your oil and gold; just so those precious resources do not fall into the hands of the CIA, er, I mean 'Boku Haram' of "Bring Back Our Girls" fame.

Most importantly of all, we want to stop those awful, Putin-loving, Syria-loving, Iran-loving Chinese from taking advantage of you. You must realize that those loans and fancy development projects that China is helping you with is all just a commie trick. It is only Zionist America that truly loves you. We even wrote an astonishingly condescending Christmas song about you people. Sing it with me:

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time. The greatest gift they'll get this year is life. Where nothing ever grows, where rain nor river flow. Do they know it's Christmas time at all?"

You see, we really do love our African brothers!

In all seriousness now, this is truly some diabolical stuff here. First the fake Boku Haram "Islamic terror group" was unleashed upon Africa (as McCain the Insane called for an invasion to 'bring back our girls'); followed by a sudden outbreak of the deadly Ebola virus just a few months later; an outbreak which many African villagers have accused the CIA front known as "Doctors Without Borders" of deliberately spreading. (here)

Indeed, ever since the Hildebeast warned Africa about its growing (and mutually beneficial) trade with China, a string of 'bad luck' has afflicted Western Africa. Yes, that's it; 'bad luck'. Right.

What an atrocious and murderous dirty game is being played against those Western African nations that have dared to defy Globalist orders. Starting with the murder of Qaddafi (Africa's unofficial leader), followed by frequent Africa bashing from Sulzberger's Slimes, followed by the massive expansion of AFRICOM, followed by the aforementioned Boku Haram/Ebola '1-2 punch'; the NWO's secret dirty war against Africa (Nigeria and Sudan most of all) goes hand-in-hand with the dirty wars against Syria & Iran, and the dirty war against Russia, China, North Korea, Lebanon, Malaysia, Bangladesh, India, Brazil, Argentina, Venezuela, Mars, Jupiter et al.

But the era of the dirty wars may soon be drawing to a close, as actual shooting wars now loom ominously over three continents.

So, Africa; how do you like that first Black U.S. President now?

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 2 Comments [9/20/2014 2:29:50 AM]
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Quote# 103551

The Great Mesopotamian War

It's lasted twenty-four years; arguably an entire century.

For the fifth time in my adult life, the US will engage in combat operations in the Middle East. We are doing this because the corrupt meatballs who rule the Arabian peninsula are terrified, and because the jihadists will be coming home, this time with live-fire experience. As the lonely voices of Pat Buchanan and Steve Sailer have pointed out for two decades, we invite the world, so we must invade the world. ISIS is not actually a threat to the US per se. It is a threat to the US government's open borders policy, because a few instances of jihadists setting off IED's in shopping malls and the US Congress, under threat of complete electoral eviction, will be adopting the immigration policy of Israel. Therefore, ISIS must be destroyed.

I also suspect this is actually a pretext to bomb Damascus and its resident Assad family into the dirt, as long desired by the Saud and Thani clans.

Also in play are the semi-conscious motivations of President Peace Prize, who I think would love nothing more than to honor the memory of his father as an openly devout Sunni Muslim

What are we up to now--four proposed wars on this guy's watch? If the Nobel committee were so desperate for a tall, articulate, African head of state who stopped bloodshed, I'd nominate Paul Kagame.

In what number of possible realities is this latest intervention supposed to work out? I doubt Americans have the stomach for another decade of young infantrymen patrolling crowded Middle Eastern cities surrounded by people who hate them. So I'm guessing the plan is to bomb the shit out of the place and hope we can pay enough rival Syrians and Iraqis to supply the boots on the ground. (They haven't stepped up so far, so I tend to doubt it.) The infrastructure of the region will be totally destroyed, and it will take about a week of footage of Syrian and Iraqi children hunting for rats and begging cameramen for food before the foreign aid starts rolling in. There will be more refugees, more corruption, more seething resentment. In sum, more of every bad thing we can imagine and no way out.

UPDATE: Malcolm Pollack weighs in. Malcolm links in turn to another assessment, wherein the authors put a great deal of stock in the supposed soothing balm of pluralistic democracy.* Stable countries are formed around market-dominant majorities. Multiculturalism is actually premised on the opposite: the ethnic or creedal majority is required to accommodate itself to the minority. Ruling minorities are overthrown, as we see in Syria or Iraq, or the multicultural polity devolves into its constituent nations, as with Rome, Austro-Hungary, the Soviet Union and Britain.

* - This sentence is a correction. Malcolm shares my view of Western liberal democracy. Wise man, that Malcolm. And doubtless, stunningly handsome.

The Anti-Gnostic, The Anti-Gnostic 1 Comments [9/20/2014 2:23:48 AM]
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Quote# 103538

[Re. Christina Taylor Green, a girl who was born on 9/11 and died in the Jared Loughner spree shooting]

What an outrageous story. So you would have a child who had the disgrace of being born of the wrong day, being killed sometimes later, who has to be forever remembered in connection to these two events. Wouldn't there be more things to say about this person other than the usual los angeles and the usual 9/11? Thankfully this child never existed (like a glimpse of the lying faces of her supposed scumbag parents immediately can tell) so I don't actually have to feel sorry for her.

nonhocapito, September Clues Research Forum 7 Comments [9/19/2014 2:59:16 AM]
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Quote# 103511

I just HAD to make an account to agree that both Naruto and Naruto Shippuden (most anime) contain Illuminati/Freemasonic symbolism. I use the terms Illuminati/Freemason in reference to those who control our world, for they have no name.

I've watched a great deal of anime and the single eye (AKA the Eye of Horus/Ra, which represents the Illuminati watching over all) was present during them all, as well as other occult symbolism with hidden meanings.

It's funny how people completely disregard the conveniently placed 'tomoe' as nothing but abstract shapes because of a Wikipedia entry on their origin. This proves very little as the Illuminati usually have well-thought-out excuses for including their subliminal messaging so when they get caught plastering 6's all over your favourite anime character they can say "You're paranoid. That isn't six sixes, it's six tomoe aligned side by side to look like a magatama. Section this insane conspiracy theorist!" These people are highly intelligent. Blatant Satanic propaganda without a cover story isn't their style.

I mean, think about what I'm implying here. These Devil-worshipping psychopaths have infiltrated governments worldwide, mainstream media etc. They didn't reach these positions of power they're in now by making mistakes and getting caught.

Now, I'm not saying Kishimoto is a Satanist (although it is a possibility) but that doesn't mean he wasn't paid/pressured into including a few Satanic symbols into his works. I'm sure he'd much rather cooperate with the higher-ups than turn against them and face the consequences.

A 'tomoe' looks strikingly similar to the number six, a fact that can be taken advantage of.

The words 'Japanese mythology' are a great method of explaining away any questionable material in your anime series. (See: this thread)

Pyramids were around before this nameless secret society, of course. The group have merely adopted the pyramid shape/symbol as their own.

The majority of human beings ITT are ignorant/brainwashed. Do your research before attempting to reply to this comment.


Lady Gaga, Jay Z and Kanye West are all either Illuminati members/pawns. Also Kony2012 was government funded pro-war propaganda, promoted by celebrities to gain support for the invasion of the resource-rich Uganda.

MelloStein, NarutoBase 9 Comments [9/18/2014 3:11:03 AM]
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Quote# 103492

Jacques Cheminade, an independent, is one of 10 candidates who has been cleared by France's Constitutional Court to run in the April 22nd first round of the battle to unseat incumbent President Nicolas Sarkozy.


Cheminade appeared on LCP television Wednesday, in a debate sponsored by AFP and other French media. He was asked about his support for US extremist Lyndon Larouche, a notorious conspiracy theorist.

In particular, he was asked whether the Queen is a drugs baroness.

"No, not all her fortune," he replied. "There are many other sources, but it's a series of trafficking operations within which, yes, there were drugs."

Cheminade linked this claim to allegations about the Rothschild banking family, and compared the economic crisis to "the start of the Nazi regime and the measures it gradually put in place, as in the United States today."

[Bolding mine]

Jacques Cheminade, The Local 9 Comments [9/18/2014 3:02:31 AM]
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Quote# 103486

The fake "Jews" financed the Papacy!!

From the time of Emperor Constantine, the Babylonian Jews have financed Babylon the Great or the Papacy. All the great cathedrals and monasteries throughout Europe were financed by the fake "Jews."

Over and over in the New Covenant, the real Jewish Messiah warned his people about those counterfeits.

I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan (Revelation 2:9).
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but are liers; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee (Revelation 3:9).

But be not called Rabbi: for one is your Teacher, even Christ; and ye are all brethren (Matthew 23:8).

In June 2014, Pope "Freedom met the fake "Jews" in Jerusalem.

Since the time of Constantine, the fake "Jews" have financed the Papacy through usury.

In return, the Vatican has provided "persecution" to keep them a close, tight knit group for incest and inbreeding!!

When Satan needed to move his troops to a more strategic spot on the battlefield, the monks would stir up the people by calling the fake "Jews" "Christ Killers." This happened frequently during the Dark Ages and especially in Spain around the time of Ferdinand and Isabella.

No real Jew would ever be a banker, financier, or usurer. The Jewish Prophet Jeremiah said:

Woe is me, my mother, that thou hast borne me a man of strife and a man of contention to the whole earth! I have neither lent on usury, nor men have lent to me on usury; yet every one of them doth curse me (Jeremiah 15:10).
Moses also prohibited incest and inbreeding among the Jews:

No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am JEHOVAH (Leviticus 18:6).
Additionally, only the Aaronic priests, who ministered in the Temple, wore head coverings.

At the end of time, the real Jewish Messiah predicted that the synagogue of Satan would try to bring the whole world under the Latin Man through economic coercion:

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is 666 (Revelation 13:16-18).
The very last word from the Jewish Messiah to his Congregation was a refutation of the LIE and blasphemous slander that he was the son of Tiberius Julius Pantera:

I JEHOSHUA have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the congregation. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star (Revelation 22:16).

The Bible doesn't hold out much hope for the conversion of those Judases, nevertheless, all true Christians should pray for them knowing the terrible fate that awaits all liars in the next world:

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death (Revelation 21:8).

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 11 Comments [9/18/2014 2:56:48 AM]
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Quote# 103461

I suppose Barrack Obama always was the man for his time. A half-black lawyer leading a half-white America into half-African politics. I still recall so many witless conservatives apoplectic about a potential Hillary! presidency. Certainly one imagines that would have rivaled the awfulness of its Bush predecessor. Though few seemed to fathom how the alternative–an oddly-named exotic–might chafe at the gossamer strands of executive restraint. And chafe he has, almost to the extent of unburdening himself of limitations entirely.

In watching this presidential molting, one comes to realize that the contours of power in Washington are shaped as they are everywhere. Not by words on disintegrating parchment, but by will or by force. Obama’s authority expands in the absence of opposing will to temper it. The will of living men. In its failure blossoms the Law of Rule. A man’s power is not established by documents, but by the concession of those he would dominate. If one commands and others obey, then any relationship formalities are just that.

So it was interesting to watch as the head of just one of three co-equal branches of the federal government summarily cast a polyglot country of 300 million into yet another military conflict thousands of miles from our own pustuled border. In doing so Obama answered the question that must be clarified by all those seeking highest office: How would your administration bomb Iraq?

And who is charged with making declarations of war as Obama did on ISIS? Congress, of course. And, contra Bush, Obama no longer even feels compelled to seek its input. It is simply ego expanding into a vacuum. A process so egregious in this case that even devout leftist toadies have begun to croak. Sounds that will only lull Obama in his bed chambers by their impotence. Because complaining is hardly preventing. And that prevention must begin as the tip of the camel’s nose starts angling into your tent.

Let’s review some other “Betrayals of the Constitution” that New York Times writers were sanguine in regarding…

Any willing to invest in the research could meticulously catalogue the series of constitutional encroachments surrounding this legal abortion. Though I’m inclined rather to state only the obvious: once a law is passed in congress and signed by the president, neither party without explicit prior authorization may simply amend it ad-hoc as per their convenience. The number of waivers, extensions, delays, and modifications–all issued by extra-legal fiat–have been fairly remarkable. I honestly wonder why congress didn’t simply pass a one-word bill stating in totality: “Healthcare.” With Obama dictating particulars from that premise alone.

Federal Drug Laws
It’s irrelevant where one stands on the issue of various legalizations. There are duly enacted federal drug statutes outstanding that Obama/Holder have simply nullified. Was there the popular will to revoke these? If so, there was a process to do so. And though I am staunchly in favor of states rights and devolution of power, this is an example of neither. It was instead states being allowed to do only what Obama was inclined to allow. If any believe otherwise, let us watch the reaction if a state were to pass laws nullifying “civil rights” enforcement.

Dream Act
Ahhh, to sleep perchance to dream. We’ve discussed previously Efforts to turn America from a nation into a market. Though in the past, The State at least bound itself to process. A tedium Obama dispensed with through his 2012 non-deportation order through something called “Homeland Security.” Again I wonder at how liberals would respond to a defense of “prosecutorial discretion” as interpreted by a testicled opposition.

Welfare Work Requirement
The 1996 Clinton-signed welfare reform package was generally considered very effective. One of its key provisions was a work requirement. It was quite a draconian concept at the time: you must do something vaguely productive in exchange for receiving wealth stripped from your neighbors. The left, of course, howled. Though subsequent to its enactment welfare rolls dropped significantly. In 2012, the HHS exercised the “waiver authority” it did not possess and simply nullified that provision of the law.

Undoubtedly other examples exist. Though should he ever abdicate, the Obama presidency will have been very instructive for the perhaps 17 conservatives with sufficient faculties to take the lesson. Institutions and offices serve men, not abstractions nor words on paper. Those who win societal conflicts understand this. Those who lose do not.

So I have some indelicate advice for conservatives from victorious liberals: F the constitution. As we have seen, it’s a quite easy lay.

The Administration, The Kakistocracy 6 Comments [9/17/2014 3:02:49 AM]
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Quote# 103452

And you wonder why we people today have so easily fallen into the "planned" Aids epidemic ?! It begins with that first shot after the baby is born ! This begins to weaken the immune system, and destroy it. Remember, a baby's immune system is NOT DEVELOPED until the age of 4. And it WON'T develop, with all the vaccines that has been poured into a child by that age either !! Nature gives us the 'perfect' immune system and the way for it to develop, when we are born. When we take our first breath in this polluted world, we begin to "adapt" NATURALLY, THE WAY GOD INTENDED WHEN HE MADE US. This is how the immune system becomes strong and develops. Diseases MUST ENTER THE BODY IN A NATURAL WAY IN ORDER FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM TO RESPOND THE RIGHT WAY !!

So, your doctor tells you the "routine story" of how there's an 'outbreak' of some childhood disease, and you just MUST get your child vaccinated NOW !! DON'T BELIEVE HIM !! IT'S PART OF THE MANIPULATION !!

These vaccinations CAUSE the diseases !!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 22 Comments [9/16/2014 2:47:19 AM]
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Quote# 103440

So W is just like an M, just upside down. Upside down stuff is common in satanic meanings. So the Wii is really 1002. Now just simply turn that backwards and we have 2001. Ring any bells? Sure.. 2001 a Space Odyssey which describes the total transformation of humans to their next incarnate plane at certain intervals. This is Satan's lie, that you will become like gods.

What's the sequel to 2001? 2010, the year we make contact! But this is a sequel. What's the number of a sequel? Yes, 2. So really the year we make contact is 2012--or so the devil would have you believe. It's all smoke and mirrors for when the Lord's chosen get raptured up into heaven before the start of the great tribulation. TPTB want the rest of the world to believe that the nonexistent alien beings took us away...or maybe we weren't in the right frequency of earth's natural harmonic, and so were deleted from earth's program. Either way, they're all lies my friends.

Need more proof? Why certainly I'm glad you asked. Nintendo. Nin is Nine ten is well duh ten. Do is the first word in do re me fa so la tee do. 9 + 10 +1= 9/11. I don't know how to make this any clearer folks.

So don't worry, don't even think about the fact that when you fire up another game of Wii Bowling with your friends, you guys have just bowled yourself a one-way ride down hell's alley. Game over. you lose.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 23 Comments [9/15/2014 3:31:17 AM]
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Quote# 103434

ISIS or ISIL: does it matter? As Barack Hussein Obama makes a prime-time speech, his choice of acronym might signal secret support for their ultimate goal: to destroy Israel.

TerryH, Conservapedia 8 Comments [9/15/2014 3:18:59 AM]
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Quote# 103432

Some people claim that the Jews are behind the Illuminati. Others claim that the Catholic Church is behind the Illuminati. Some claim that Mormons are behind the Illuminati. Many people claim that the Illuminati is a Freemasonry conspiracy. It is important not to identify any one group as behind responsible for the Illuminati. The goal of the Illuminati is a global government, aka, a New World Order. The truth is that each of these groups play a distinct role in Satan's plot to control the world. They each have their part in the New World Order.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 10 Comments [9/15/2014 3:10:04 AM]
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Quote# 103430

The Civil War did not end in 1865!!

Contrary to popular belief, the Civil War did not end on April 9, 1865. The terrible bloodletting did end at that time but that was just ROUND ONE of the conflict.

After 1870, the belligerent CONfederates were ordered by the Jesuit general in Rome to make the reconquest of the Papal States their top priority....To accomplish this they would need the vast resources of the united nation . . . plus the help of millions of Roman Catholic immigrants from Europe.

All the wars that have been fought in history went on for several centuries. Unless the losing side is completely destroyed, they will come back to fight and fight again.

The Romans—the premier warlike state in the ancient world—understood this perfectly and they always tried to completely annihilate their foes.

General Lee was forced to sign the documents of surrender at Appomattox Courthouse on April 9, 1865.

This surrender at Appomattox was just a TRUCE before the next round would begin.

Due to the overwhelming military power of the Union, and the fact that Great Britain was not coming to their rescue, the CONfederates were FORCED to quit fighting and surrender to general U.S. Grant on April 9, 1865.


Theodore Roosevelt became President of the United States after the assassination of President McKinley in 1901. Harvard educated Teddy Roosevelt became President when Civil War hero President William McKinley was assassinated.

Rough Rider Roosevelt became a war hero in the Spanish-U.S. war when he charged up San Juan Hill with guns blazing.

His father wasn't so gung-ho during the Civil War because he paid $300.00 for a substitute to fight for him.

The Spanish-U.S. war opened the way to the White House for CONfederate Roosevelt as a war hero!!

The CONfederates control the Pentagon!!

The CONfederates have CONNED the entire nation into believing that their military is "United States" . . . instead of CONfederate!!

Ground was broken for the CONstruction of the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 1941, during the administration of another Roosevelt—Franklin Delano Roosevelt or FDR as he is commonly called.

Russia is their final target before they can resume the Civil War and their mad dream to annex the United States to Mexico.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 13 Comments [9/15/2014 3:09:40 AM]
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Quote# 103414

["I don't really believe in all those symbols or anything but I DO believe in Mk-Ultra and I believe that a few people in my family have been through that programming, how do I know?"]

1) Do they have a prominent or high-paying job, or a job in the entertainment industry, or do they work around important people? Examples: Judge, police chief, CEO or on the board of directors of a large corporation, state legislator or on a city council, actor/singer/model, professor at a large university, scientist at major research facility, doctor, church leader etc.

2) Do they, or have they ever, belonged to a cult (Jehovah’s Witness, Mormons, Scientology, etc.)?

3) Do they ever seem to change personalities, or have sudden, unexplainable shifts in emotion?

4) Do they ever forget things that they shouldn’t, or very recent things (e.g., you two went to a movie a week ago, and they don’t remember going out)?

5) Do they have difficulty with time organization (e.g., they can’t remember whether an event happened 1 year ago or 5 years ago)?

6) Do they have regular appointments at a place that could double as a programming center (e.g., doctor’s office, therapist)?

7) Do they ever seem to drift off and stare into the distance (go into a dissociative state)?

8) Do they have an overbearing parent/spouse/friend/coworker who seems to follow them everywhere, and could possibly be a handler?

9) Did they have an abusive childhood or abusive relationship(s)?

10) Do they have an obsessive love of movies that are used for programming (Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, Star Wars, Star Trek)?

The more of these you answer ‘yes’ to, the more likely it is that your relatives were MK’d.

bavarianlegacy, Bavarian Legacy 9 Comments [9/14/2014 10:56:20 AM]
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Quote# 103413

["my friend doesnt believe in this conspiracy stuff he thinks rich people can go to wallstreet and manipulate there something if they have so much power. He thinks they dont need disney stars or lobbies to gain money. There would be other mechanisms than the illuminati and their people. I really dont know how to respond. I feel that the old systems of wealthy people still exist today even if you cant see it clear or do not have edivence. What would you answer? He thinks I might be too naive."]

- They do manipulate Wall Street.

- Celebrities aren’t there to make them money. They’re there to guide mass culture to get the public to hold the values that the elite want them to hold.

- Why would there be other mechanisms? If a powerful group controls world finances, politics, and media, it makes sense that they’d be able to suppress any opposition.

- There’s plenty of evidence. Just because it isn’t acknowledged in public doesn’t mean the proof isn’t there.

- He’s only saying you’re naïve because he’s in denial about this. He doesn’t want to face it because it really is horrible. Calling you naïve is a manipulation tactic meant to make you question your beliefs so that you’ll agree with him, which will placate him because it’ll allow him to continue living in his comfortable denial.

bavarianlegacy, Bavarian Legacy 4 Comments [9/14/2014 10:56:08 AM]
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Quote# 103408

According to the Jewish blueprint for world rule, the Protocols, out of the chaos and misery and destruction they reap over Christendom and the world will rise the invincible rule of their “blood-seed of David” the Antichrist, their expected “savior” & “messiah” who will be Satan ruling on earth.

The unholy trinity of Satan, the Antichrist, and the False Prophet who will deceive the world will visibly rule over the united kingdoms of the world, will require all to take an implanted chip and cash will be abolished so that the chip will keep track of every goy slave.

The rabbis are consciously working toward this end and very purposely.

Dogged, Real Jew News 8 Comments [9/14/2014 10:54:47 AM]
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Quote# 103407

[This is in response to another poster who speculated that Putin was of Jewish descent.]

1. No, Putin is not a Jew on his mother side. This is Jewish propaganda.

2. There is no war between Ukrainians and Russians from South-East. It's genocide of Slavic people by:

Anglo-Zionists from outside, and Chabad (orthodox Jewish movement) in alliance with Ukraine (Kiev-Nazi) army from inside.

sg, Real Jew News 8 Comments [9/14/2014 10:54:35 AM]
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Quote# 103406

Is Putin a Jew, on his mother's side?

And also a Freemason?

I believe these are important questions.

Are we being played yet again?

Lance Owen, Real Jew News 7 Comments [9/14/2014 10:44:11 AM]
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Quote# 103402

John Hagee is a Freemason pretending to be a Christian who makes satanic hand signs while preaching [...] His blustering voice that grates on one's ears is the voice of a deceiver pretending to be a pastor.

Andrew Mackinnon, Real Jew News 4 Comments [9/14/2014 4:48:12 AM]
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Quote# 103399

They had to do something. Their old program of destroying our best and brightest with Autism was mainly only destroying boys. (Every wonder why Autism destroys children of IT workers more than the general population?)

So they come out with Gardasil, which destroys our young females.

Within a generation, our nation will have imploded and no young children will be left.

samanthasunflower, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [9/14/2014 4:46:57 AM]
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Quote# 103395

If I had a matter that none but the recipient may see, the last thing I would use is email or the computer at all. I have known this since I began going on line in early 1996. This is because I knew the government in 1996 as no normal citizen can possibly imagine. Once one hits that "send" button, it is literally impossible to know that the message is secure from prying eyes. For that matter, I would not even write the message on ANY computer and then erase it, because of the possibility/probability that the government has the ability to see every keystroke whether I send or delete without sending or even going on line. I would assume that the government has conceived a way to snoop inside every computer in the world, no matter what. If one has a secret that could compromise one's existence by being known to the government, the best security measure is keep it to oneself and not tell another soul. If any vibration of one's concept leaves one's own skull, one may as well know that the government could very well know about it the moment it separates from one's own neural system. Indeed, even one's secret thoughts may not be secure from prying government eyes. This is reality talking.

AdamEvenson, Popular Science 7 Comments [9/14/2014 4:44:47 AM]
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Quote# 103386

Omg world!….we were trained like lap dogs to think of marijuana as “dope”….and that’s because satan wanted us to ignore marijuana.

When I was a child I was taught that marijuana would cause brain damage, when the reverse is actually true…marijuana can reverse brain damage….even damage caused by chemtrails and fluoride.

Every planet has it’s “God plant”, that plant that represents everything that God is, and on planet earth that honour goes to marijuana.

Dieter Braun, Indian in the Machine 11 Comments [9/13/2014 3:23:33 AM]
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