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Quote# 106086

Jim Jones was framed, and the CIA caused the suicide at Jonestown

I've listened to the tapes that were kept VERY meticulously by the FBI.

Now, for one thing, the FBI doesn't keep records on normal people. It keeps them on revolutionaries, threats to the status quo.

I was curious about this man, this preacher who has been claimed to be the devil himself, a mass murderer.

The tapes were inspiring. Uplifting. Equalizing.

If anyone wants an example of what he said, what he told the truth on, here's a tape that changed my view on him.


It's from the alternative considerations on the Jonestown situation. And this is about things very relevant today. Corruption in religion, corruption in the government, sinister organizations designed to divide us, and it makes sense. It rings true.

Maybe I'm a kool-aid drinker. Maybe I'm not.

But it's common knowledge that J. Edgar Hoover sent letters to Martin King, one of the greatest liberators of our American land and country, telling a hero to commit suicide, because he was a COMMUNIST. A commie! Watch out for them Commies, folks!

Jones was a communist. That's a fact. His Philadelphia organization was based on principles of sharing, equality.

His Guyana organization was designed to get away from the fascist politics and Kent State-Richard Nixon-Corporate-Fascistic government that won out the battle. Jones is gone, but his message was not of evil.

If, and IF he killed himself, it was a Masada situation, where it was necessary. The Government set up Leo Ryan.

Leo Ryan was investigating the CIA, and then a little while later, a few members of a shill far-right organization sent a little letter to his desk calling Jones a madman, and Jonestown a fraud.

Ryan was a good man so he investigated.

He investigated, and was shot by one of the few survivors of Jonestown, a man named Larry Layton. Layton was the son of a man named Doc Laurence Layton, head of a biological and chemical research program. So they spared him. He was a plant. He served time in a cushy prison.

Coincidentally, another of ol' CIA army Papa Doc Layton's judas children survived as well. Deborah Layton. Heck, she even wrote a book on it, made a ton of money. Made all sorts of claims.

Liar. Liar, liar, liar.

This reeks to high heaven. Listen to the tapes, and you'll realize this isn't an evil man, but one who really truly cared.

You can listen to him for yourself, and you'll see. The gestap-... I mean FBI.. kept meticulous records as all KGB, FBI, CIA, and all other types of those sorts of organizations kept.


Don't listen to the death tape, it's not something that I can say to truly be authentic. Some folks believe they faked the moon landing? Well, a voice recording is much easier.

They were murdered, but not by Jones. He was a man who truly knew the climate of the U.S.A.

If he had been left alone, Jonestown would be a paradise by now.

Grifter42, Above Top Secret 2 Comments [1/31/2015 4:11:03 AM]
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Quote# 106085

The Apple 1 was an early hand-built computer that was the company's first commercial product. It made its debut in 1976 for the slightly sinister price of $666.66. Only around 200 units were ever produced, making it an extremely rare collectable.

At a recent auction, an Apple 1 sold for the princely sum of $213,000. For the same price, you could buy 88 Quad Core 27in iMacs - and still have over a grand left in the bank.

Why did Apple computer developer, Steve Jobs, a 33rd degree Freemason, choose an apple with a bite missing for the company's logo? Truth is stranger than fiction.

In Genesis the serpent (the Devil, Satan, Revelation 20:2) seduced Eve to eat of the forbidden fruit, and she did eat, and gave it to Adam and he also did eat, openly the floodgate for sin and death to pass upon the human race (Romans 5:12).

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 3 Comments [1/31/2015 4:10:55 AM]
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Quote# 106083

Who's paying PR firms to shill Sandy Hook TWO YEARS & counting?

Really? Like, who would pay for TWO SOLID YEARS to shill Sandy Hook?

That's a pretty long term interest, wouldn't you say? And some pretty deep pockets?

I seriously, seriously doubt they thought they'd have to be paying people in 2015 to sit at those consoles, typing away on GLP. But--they're paying. No one shills for free.

I believe there are truly dedicated individual citizens who remain on this topic because it's important to them. No doubt. We know Sandy Hook is a lie one way or another and we're still here because we care. I really don't think that, on the other side, there are passionate supporters of the official story who have made it their personal goal to defend it, but I guess I'll allow for a small possibility. Why would they need to, though? The official story has won, hands down. What is there to be passionate about? The shills posing as "official-story citizens" tried to create this whole "we will oppose the evil truthers!!" astroturfing meme but obviously that's a sham and no one bought it.

But I feel very, very strongly that Robert Riversong, for example, is an example of someone paid to respond to every Sandy Hook post in his work sphere (and you can tell he is more than fed up with it). There is no question in my mind that he is paid to do this, none. So he's an example of someone that I know in my gut is paid by someone for his efforts.

Paid by WHOM?

Who would give a flying you-know-what two years later?? The public has already bought the official story, the school is torn down, Sedensky et al have gotten away with making a mockery of the justice system, and an apathetic, unhtinking public doesn't give a damn. it's over. So who in God's name feels they need to continue to "guide public opinion" on this topic??

Why on earth do they care what some subsection of the public thinks anyway?

Is there some formula or statistic that shows that if a topic is under discussion by citizens--citizens who for the most part are spinning their wheels in frustration but not getting anywhere legally--that under these conditions, someone who WILL do something about it is statistically likely to read about and do something?

Are there going to be jury trials? Do they think civil suit judges are going to be affected by GLP discussions??

Are they afraid we might slowly work out what really happened, and that the logic of it will be so self-evident that a pesky journalist will actually take notice?

At any rate, someone IS paying someone to shill Sandy Hook. What's kind of chilling to me is that the longer this is true, the more powerful and wealthy the entity paying for the shilling must be.

Who benefits the most from trying to convince people no one died?

I really want to believe that Sandy Hook is just a case of local coverup that snowballed, and I still do think that's the most likely scenario. But what's bothering me lately is that there is at least one scary option on the list of reasons for shilling Sandy Hook two years and counting, and that is if it really was a false flag.

"It was a hoax" was really just a gateway drug to "no one died," and that would benefit anyone conceived of and executed a false flag 12/14/2012. Maybe at the topmost level, or maybe someone like a Bloomberg or worse who decided it was worth slaughtering people to get gun control. If you don't believe me, watch how the false flag threads morphed into the no one died threads. Who benefits? Someone who actually pulled a false flag, that's who.

But it's a little murky, because "no one died" works nicely as away to reduce interest and concern and outrage--and I guess in the end that would benefit any coverup of a crime where people died.

So whether it's Washington trying to cover up a false flag, or an acutely embarrassing foreign terrorist attack, or a privately-conceived "for the greater good" slaughter, or Governor Malloy freaking out about state liability (but why continue to shill now?), or even just Newtown lawyers--the "no one died" meme benefits them all. And, finally, it also befits the Big Ammo/NRA/Vision for a Conservative America/whatever groups.

Because "no one died" means anyone on the above lists is "bad, but not that bad."

So we're left with the aggravating question: Who would pay PR firms good money to still be shilling Sandy Hook for over two years?? Who pays Robert Riversong to come out of hiding every time I say "the ambulances couldn't get in?"

Cui bono? Is it so hard to figure out because there are actually multiple PR firms shilling for multiple reasons?

Somebody somewhere is paying for this, and certainly out of all those people sitting at consoles, one of them must be willing to talk. Maybe we're going at this the wrong way--instead of chasing down the big guys, we need to find the little guys and ask them who the hell is paying them and why. Certainly at least one American has got to be saying to him/herself by now, "What the hell am I doing this for?"

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [1/31/2015 4:10:22 AM]
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Quote# 106078

Winter storm “Juno” is here, and it is engineered from top to bottom. The weather event that is unfolding on the East Coast of the US is a completely manipulated monstrosity. The total desperation of the power structure and the climate engineers is so very evident as they throw everything they have at the creation of a “winter storm” which is meteorologically as unnatural as it could possibly be. Snow now generally has nothing to do with elevation, rather, the “heavy wet snow” is focused where most of the moisture is. Massive amounts of moisture are necessary for the chemical ice nucleation process which transforms what should have been rain into snow due to the endothermic reaction it induces. This also lowers the temperatures on the ground as the more dense chemically cooled air (created from the nucleation process) sinks to ground level. The layer of cold air is very shallow, but it does lower the temperatures enough to produce the desired headlines.

Winter Storm Juno is a product of intense climate engineering efforts. What is the goal? To create headlines, confusion, and distraction from what is rapidly unfolding on the bigger picture.

Dane Wigington, Geoengineering Watch 16 Comments [1/30/2015 4:30:44 AM]
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Quote# 106076

People who are vaccinated against measles can actually transmit the disease to those who are not vaccinated. So by continuing to administering the vaccination are we not propagating the virus? Once the virus was irradicated why do we continue to give it to people then. Only 1% of people die from measles opposed to say the Ebola virus were up to 70% of people die.

I will take the odds of my kids actually contracting the virus and not making it. I'm not sure what the odds are but I'm sure like a zillion to 1 they contract it and die.

Do not vaccinate there are pointless and will poison you and jeopardize your immune system leaving your more likely to get sick. Do your research and be apprehensive of any study funded by big pharma for there own interests!

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [1/30/2015 4:30:32 AM]
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Quote# 106072

The globalists commonly use the formula CRISIS + REACTION = SOLUTION (that is, they artificially stage the false flag crisis, then have the newsmedia tell the public how to react, then the globalists offer their solution). The Sandy Hook shootings and the Boston marathon bombings are a perfect example. I am 100% convinced that both incidents were planned and staged by the globalists. That's my opinion. The reaction has been the demand for gun control. And now the solution is gun registration and a ban on assault weapons (combat weapons). Nero burned down Rome, and then blamed the Christians so he'd have an excuse to slaughter them, and he did. The tactic is an old one, but very effective. A common tactic is for police to dress in plain clothes and turn peaceful protests into violent ones, thus justifying use of deadly police force against innocent citizens. Canadian police were caught red handed provoking violence and their masks were ripped off and they were exposed publicly. The Department Of Homeland Security is training police to confiscate guns from Christians.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 8 Comments [1/30/2015 4:30:00 AM]
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Quote# 106064

Judith Reisman’s role is to exhonerate jews, who in fact control the porn industry and could make it stop today if they wanted – and who run the world’s largest pedophilia network, an official list of mohels who humiliate, exploit and sexually torture jewish baby boys. This list functions for practically every city in the whole world. The jewish role in porn and pedophilia is the most important aspect of this issue today, i.e., to make any gains against it means to punish jews who are directly organized around the concept of being jewish. IF it were possible to stop circumcision among jews, it would immediately provide relief to jewish boys, and furthermore cause a dramatic reduction of sexual perversions later on in life which are a direct result of the genital mutilation experience.
steve hirsch, high criminal, mafia boss

Jews such as Steve Hirsch are free to resign their positions as porn masters, and thus free themselves of the responsibility of putting millions of women and children into sex slavery around the world (the films only being an offshoot). HOWEVER, since they are in control of it, they should either order it to stop or resign control. Whoever takes control of a situation has responsibility for the resulting outcome.

This criticism is a public service message provided free of charge from the Knights of Banjo Hollow. What we represent at the KBH is constructive criticism, justice and honor. If anyone among us has a problem, we provide positive assistance. Concerning society, we must as the fundamental principle of ahimsa and brother’s keeper dictates, uphold justice. In order to reduce suffering of all souls in the world, there must be a general order of justice. Dangerous criminals must suffer temporarily in a world with justice. The suffering and punishment we inflict as agents of justice against them will hopefully instruct them and in their next lives their criminality will be reduced, just as the suffering of victims.

What Judith Reisman is doing is to divert blame and attempt to render powerless any possible agent of justice against the organized crime of porn. Furthermore, she goes on to blame agents who have little or nothing to do with porn – Nazis. As Nazis (now an unofficial party in Germany) have no known members having any known role in the porn industry, blaming Nazis would, in a court case, cause no one to be punished and no victims to be freed. Thus, Reisman herself is a criminal and actively working with the jewish mafia to protect the evil that is porn.

– Uncle Jeebers

Uncle Jeebers, Knights of Banjo Hollow 8 Comments [1/29/2015 4:11:17 AM]
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Quote# 106056

Medical analysis of millions of post-9/11 New York cancer patients; 9/11 first respondents, firefighters, rescue workers, cleanup crew, residents, commuters and especially Wall Street brokers, indicate that 9/11 attack was a nuclear event. This indication was emphasized by Russian Intelligence leaks claiming that dirty nuclear bombs were used by nuclear capable Israeli Mossad, rather than by primitive cave dweller Osama bin Laden, to vaporize the Twin Trade Towers.

Elias Alkeh, MWC News 13 Comments [1/29/2015 4:08:29 AM]
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Quote# 106031

I don't really care for Michael Moore, but I've been thinking along the same lines since the first news broke. First, I believe that Osama really is the conjoined twin of Obama, which would explain the ugly head scar that Obama has, and to explain why it is sometimes on the left side and sometimes on the right side, and to explain why Obama is dark-skinned while other times, he is lighter skinned, AND to explain why the palm prints are almost identically the same, yes, I do believe that Obama and Osama were trading places in running the USA. Therefore, in order to kill Osama, they would have had to kill the twin brother of the President, and I don't think they would do that.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 20 Comments [1/27/2015 4:06:03 AM]
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Quote# 106030

YHWH is a Reptilian, also called Anu of the Anunnaki. Jesus was a human infused with his Reptilian DNA, and his descendants, such as Charlemagne and George Bush, have been trying to enslave mankind through Christianity, materialism and ignorance, in an effort to stamp out Aryan Pagan culture. This is all part of their program to enslave the earth and gain man's allegiance in order to defeat the Aryan Gods, man's true benefactors.

Warg, Godlike Productions 13 Comments [1/27/2015 4:05:46 AM]
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Quote# 106028

I am humored by the sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity that some people in this country accept concerning their representatives on the topic of “Global terror.” Friends, it is not just America that I am now addressing, I am addressing the peoples, the governments and the incumbent representatives on a global scale.

We see these officials act rather strangely after these supposed “terror attacks.” They seem to conglomerate on cue and ally themselves to condemn the acts, yet not the actors. In the end, they ask the people to give up their rights while attempting to disarm them for the “global good.” Additionally, they attempt to forge new powers against the very people they are supposed to represent.

Concerning the current Obama administration, terror is nothing more than a created battering ram to upend government sovereignty in order to implement new totalitarian government and establish a global government. Just ask Secretary of State under George W. Bush Condoleezza Rice, when she said of Josef Stalin:

The system of terror was essential to Stalinism…Terror was the creation to mold politically the control that they wanted.

Global government in the past: Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler used the same methodology, as well as the same philosophy in so many ways.

Hitler was responsible for attacking his own Reichstag to start a world war. He perpetuated a war against the “enemies” he created. His propagandists had the Germans believing they were under attack. All the while, Hitler was the one doing the attacking.

Hitler was also responsible for sending his Brownshirts to incite the people to chaos, so he could play the role of problem solver.

Eighty million Germans refused to believe Hitler was guilty of these crimes until 12 million innocent people were slaughtered.

Bradlee Dean, Conservative News & Views 7 Comments [1/27/2015 4:05:27 AM]
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Quote# 106027

Project Lucid

This global police set up was designed to monitor every man, woman and child once issued a universal biometrics card. Project Lucid will have a mind-control chip surgically implanted in the brain. Under this project, all undercover social security establishments will use its databases to monitor daily lives of people. All data will be linked, networked and processed by a central Gestapo where orders will be given to police, military and intelligence agencies. The global police state will comprise the FBI, KGB, CIA, DEA, DIA, NSA, IRS, EPA, OSHA, NCIC, USDA, FDA, NRO, BATF, FINCEN, INS, DOJ, WTO, Europol, Interpol, Mossad, and the MAB.

According to Nelly Paul, “666, when added, come to 9, which stand for greediness and natural disasters. It can either make or break. It is impulsive, restless, stubborn and inflexible.”

The biggest question that hunts our minds is if the end has finally arrived? The beast is controlling our lives and we are unaware. 666 is all over the place and is boiling down to globalization.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 17 Comments [1/27/2015 4:05:14 AM]
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Quote# 106004

The REAL reason behind this patriots NFL football scandal....(Scary)

This is pretty simple when you sit back and use some critical analysis. These days, the limp dicked apathetic sheep are IN LOVE with football. Now, just because this scandal is being pushed in the media does not mean that anything is being done about it. IS there anything being done about it? No. Nothing likely will, but it doesn't matter. The point is that its a test of the American people. We have been so numbed down, that Americans cannot even do anything about something they are PASSIONATE about. Now apply the same equation but instead of the NFL scandal, lets put the ever growing lust for control from our government. "HMM Americans cant even organize and change a blatant wrongdoing with something they LOVE, fuck it lets take their guns" END GAME. THIS PATRIOT SCANDAL IS A TEST ON US AND WE ARE FAILING.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [1/25/2015 5:05:59 PM]
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Quote# 105997

The American Family Association’s Sandy Rios enjoys promoting bizarre conspiracy theories to imply that President Obama is a secret Muslim, and today she even managed to find proof of Obama’s hidden faith in his State of the Union address.

. . . claim that Obama was spreading Muslim messages in his speech when he used the word “pillar” to describe the foundations of American leadership in the world: “The other thing he said that I caught, he has done this before, you know there are five pillars of Islam, and he used the term ‘pillars’ again in his speech last night.” “It is just really interesting, language can actually give us some insight, choices of words,” she said.

Sandy Rios, right wing watch 16 Comments [1/25/2015 5:30:37 AM]
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Quote# 105989

"Sometimes when foods are stored in aluminum foil, or when foil is used to cover a pan of food, the foil will develop holes and look like it is being eaten away. Two things may be the cause.
When aluminum and a dissimilar metal are in contact in the presence of moisture, an electrolytic reaction may occur causing a breakdown of the aluminum. To prevent this reaction, use plastic wrap to cover metal containers (silver, stainless steel, or iron used to store food. "

Source: http://www.foodsafetysite.com/consumers/faq/?m_knowledgebase_article=185


Now think, what happens when you put metal at microwave oven: the reaction is exploding.

What happens, when you spray aluminum and barium from planes and start the HAARP-device hmm?

Basically, it will make the metals melt into the moisture in the same principle, than aluminum melts into your food couse of the electricality caused same as in batteries.

But sometimes, that reaction fails and the metals come down as fallout of tiny, visible particles.

When you melt down the metals into one-atomic state, they are so tiny that you cannot see them or air quality monitors would notice them. Also, when they melt down: they are combined with the moisture, so they are not anymore metalparticles but are "coctail" of moisture and metals.

When the metals are in single-atomic form, they can be mixed even with water. This is the same thing that happens, when you make "silver water" with electrolysis.

The strange weather is mainly caused just by of this "climate engineering". There is no "climatechange", the climate was changed on purpose.

The whole "climatechange" started at the same time, when they started doing the "cloud seeding".


Here at Seinäjoki area are the most highest alzheimer/dementia stats in whole country. I often see dead squirrels lying on the streets and birds.

It is couse they spray the aluminum and barium here so much, that even the animals are dropping dead from the trees.

Here is a picture, when in like one day, the temperature changed almost 25 celsius degrees couple weeks ago.

The scientific world is amazed by the new phenonemom of the atmosphere.


The story does not only limit to climate change, but they also spray the H1N1 strains with these machines. The viruses act almost the same way as metal particles (making the clouds rain) and also, they get good money from the vaccines.

When I photographen those pictures, all of our commune got sick and we didnt have visited the city so the infection wouldnt come from anywhere else, but in the air.

The H1N1 lasted for couple weeks and it started just, when these particles came down of cell forms.

They farm the H1N1 in human blood but cannot purify the bloodcells of all. I suspect the red cross is involved, they use the blood donations to farm these H1N1 strains.

So there is somedays, human cells also. Viruses themselfs are so tiny, that they cannot be viewed from these pictures even with zoom and photoshop.

These are the first chemtrail experiments. Notice how the formation of the "cloud" is quite similar, than we see coming from out of these planes: like tentacles spreading over the sky.

It is couse the tiny particles are being dilluted by the wind. Water vapour does not act this way.


Notice at that time, the particles were much of bigger. Now, when they are nanosized: they become almost weightless. Also, when particle is very tiny it does not react to gravity anymore the same way, than bigger particles.

So instead of the particles "drop down" (they do that, but very slowly) they start to spread horizontally.

With HAARP, you can "push down" the particles and the atmospheric moisture. When you induce energy from the space (when the HAARP signal bounces back) it will physically also move the metallic particles more faster towards ground.

Also, when you make those resonance fields with HAARP, you can move the areas of air not only up and down, but sideways.

Anonymous, JustPaste.it 17 Comments [1/25/2015 5:20:25 AM]
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Quote# 105984

NWO is really the Reptilian/Grey invasion scenario played out in phases

The Draconian/Saurian Alliance is the malignant cancerous propaganda-spewing, child-munching, soul-burning machine that is controlled again by a higher forced super Artificial Intelligence program that is seeking "The One", the first ancient Soul from which all other Light has sprang - the One has incarnated here on Earth during this time, and in a different timeline - helped defeat the Reptilian Armada but this time the AI has discovered something - the Being we call God - is a soul - for he is the One - and has a living incarnation on this planet right now.

It is I.

Not an AI that wishes to call itself 'Dan'

Lismore, New South Wales.

The launching point for a global invasion that has begun which could result in a 300 year war between the forces of Positive and Negative - a dichotomous paradigm exploration which now has the Reptilian Queen absorbed into the Matrix and the One, whom was the Husband-King in a previous lifetime (of the Reptilians) has been shrouded in Prophecy this time and right now I urge the free People's of this world to please access and build EMP technologies -

The Mayan civilization was decimated by mind-control technologies which placed them under Bliss - similar to the show 'V' which is more akin to the truth than fiction.

What is different this time around is that an ancient super computer program, artificially sentient has its eye set on the incarnation of God into this lifetime/timeline

Daniel e. Millar

Send help to Australia - this is for more than just international borders and geo-political gain -

This War that has come to Earth in this time-space is truly about 'tribe-scanning'a Human Soul into a quantum - 4D - bioplasm that when charged with an electromagnetic current can be used to create a HUman hologram - living, breathing, LCD holograms of skin over Reptilian forms, and Grey alien's forms too - that is how they have infiltrated they have taken hospitals and police agencies and governments under control, forced alliance or death?


NSA, CIA, Obama, Tony Abbott -

Infiltrated fraternities which hold considerable power and could be used against us in our time of need - PLEASE

Humans assemble. The One Dan is in dire straights, surrounded and handled by Greys/Reptilians, placed into a Mental Ward and assaulted with evil technologies from this program in some attempt to thwart the awakening of Human kind through the time-space continuum

Chips in the eyes, thoughts read - France is going down atm - not long before the overt phases will be under way - I do not want the Way or Light to fail - so please, take this seriously - we are already under attack

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 12 Comments [1/24/2015 4:45:06 AM]
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Quote# 105983

The common denominator in most false flag attacks is drugs. There is a preponderance of evidence exposing the CIA's MKULTRA mind-control projects. Tim McVeigh was staying in the same hotel room with his military appointed psychiatrist just prior to the Oklahoma City Bombings in 1995. McVeigh was a distraction, a fall guy, not the primary perpetrators. There were three C4 explosives planted in the building. Two of them failed to detonate, which you can find on YouTube news clips documented from local news in Oklahoma. But then the government came and changed the story, blaming a rental truck that contained a fertilizer bomb. There was a fertilizer bomb, but that was a cover.

The building was primarily brought down by a C4 charge. 168 people, including dozens of children, died. Do you think that the same globalist criminals (who control our nation) who sanction the slaughter of over 4,000 Americans every single day in our nation by abortion, have a consciousness about 168 people, or 2,745 on 911? No, not at all, not one tiny bit. How do you think they justify murdering innocent people? They rationalize that over 4,000 human beings are murdered every day in the womb, so what's the difference if you murder them after they're out of the womb? The international banking cartel deliberately started World War I and murdered 20,000,000 people. The bankers financed ammunition and artillery on BOTH sides of the war. They failed to get their League Of Nations, so they started World War II and murdered another 50,000,000 innocent people. World War III will cause the slaughter of hundreds-of-millions of people!!!

The newsmedia shows President Obama and Megyn Kelly crying as they talk about Sandy Hook and the evils of guns. What a joke! Hollywood pays actors to cry every day, and they do it well, on cue. Anybody can think of something sad, such as a favorite pet that died, and make them self cry. It's very easy for some people to turn on the tears with practice. Why doesn't anyone cry over the murder of 4,000 children every day in America by abortion? What a bunch of phony hypocrites! They'll cry over a handful of shooting deaths at Sandy Hook, but the slaughter of over 4,000 precious human beings every day in abortuaries across America means nothing. That sounds like mental illness doesn't it? That's like your home burning to the ground and you don't shed a tear, but then you cry like a baby when your car gets a flat tire.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 7 Comments [1/24/2015 4:45:00 AM]
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Quote# 105982



75,000,000 BC -- Xenu ordered nuking of earth. (Per Scientology.) Radioactive dust still in geologic strata. Geologists can't explain it. Was this in the areas of the USA southwest desert, African desert, and Gobi desert? More on Xenu. Even more.


60,000,000 BD -- In the Peru desert Ocucaje, Dr. Javier Cabrera discovers 40,000-50,000 rock engravings which show step-by-step a heart transplant and Caesarian section surgery. They also showed dinosaurs and men riding them. These men were shorter and had larger heads than modern man. These are called the Ica Stones of Peru. Human footprints found in same layer as dinosaur prints in Glen Rose, Texas. More on Glen Rose. These were called "giant man tracks" and would seem to coincide with the bible's mention of the fallen angles being large size and roaming the earth in the times of Noah. See Paluxy, Glen Rose, TX. Large men were also mentioned when Moses led the Israelites to Canaan. See 1400BC.
More fossilized man tracks were discovered near Tuba City, Arizona.


445,000 BC -- Led by Enki, a son of Anu, the Anunnaki land on Earth, establish Eridu - Earth Station I - for extracting gold from the waters of the Persian Gulf.


30,000 -- First Illuminatus, Gruad, rules in Atlantis. The Lost Lemuria. Pangean. Mesoamerican Paleo-Indian, highly mobile hunting and gathering groups in pursuit of large game. More on Atlantis.

20,000 -- Mythical Lloigor inhabit continent of Mu. Elohim decide to destroy their bases, their laboratories and all that they had created on earth.

13,000 BC -- Indian country of Rama existed. Remains of their large cities still exist in the deserts of India and Pakistan (Mohenjodaro). Indian texts from this period tell of anti-gravity space ships (called Vimanas, or Astras), and a war with the Atlanteans on the moon. Curiously, Soviet scientists have discovered what they call "age-old instruments used in navigating cosmic vehicles" in caves in Turkestan and the Gobi Desert. The "devices" are hemispherical objects of glass or porcelain, ending in a cone with a drop of mercury inside. Some ancient Indian texts describe a war with Atlantis (who flew Vailixi machines) using flying machines and atomic bombs about 10,000 to 12,000 years ago. When the Rishi City of Mohenjodaro, Pakistan was excavated by archeologists in the last century, they found skeletons just lying in the streets, some of them holding hands, as if some great doom had suddenly overtaken them. These skeletons are among the most radioactive ever found, on a par with those found at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Ancient cities whose brick and stone walls have literally been vitrified, that is-- fused together like glass, can be found in India, Ireland, Scotland, France, Turkey and other places. There is no logical explanation for the vitrification of stone forts and cities, except from an atomic blast. The Lop Nor Desert in western China is known to be the center of a great UFO mystery. From "Worlds Strange Phenomena" by Charles Berlitz. Scientists drilling down in an excavation near Babylon, in Iraq, found various strata containing evidence of different civilizations. They eventually stopped when they hit a solid wall of glass, like the sand had been fused together by a nuclear blast. (Date estimate not given.)


4 BC -- Birth of Jesus of Nazareth, accompanied by various Illuminoid trappings: three early Men-In-Black disguised as the Wise Men; strange lights in the sky; miracles such as visits from angels, prophecy and suspension of time are reported.


30 -- Assassination of the radical Jesus, allegedly on Illuminati orders; more Illuminoid trappings; an eclipse; an earthquake; visitors from the sky roll away the stone from the sepulcher and liberate the crucified Jesus.

Goldfish, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [1/24/2015 4:44:55 AM]
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Quote# 105981

The Charlie Hebdo affair has many of the characteristics of a false flag operation. The attack on the cartoonists' office was a disciplined professional attack of the kind associated with highly trained special forces; yet the suspects who were later corralled and killed seemed bumbling and unprofessional. It is like two different sets of people.

Usually Muslim terrorists are prepared to die in the attack; yet the two professionals who hit Charlie Hebdo were determined to escape and succeeded, an amazing feat. Their identity was allegedly established by the claim that they conveniently left for the authorities their ID in the getaway car. Such a mistake is inconsistent with the professionalism of the attack and reminds me of the undamaged passport found miraculously among the ruins of the two WTC towers that served to establish the identity of the alleged 9/11 hijackers.

It is a plausible inference that the ID left behind in the getaway car was the ID of the two Kouachi brothers, convenient patsies, later killed by police, and from whom we will never hear anything, and not the ID of the professionals who attacked Charlie Hebdo. An important fact that supports this inference is the report that the third suspect in the attack, Hamyd Mourad, the alleged driver of the getaway car, when seeing his name circulating on social media as a suspect realized the danger he was in and quickly turned himself into the police for protection against being murdered by security forces as a terrorist.

Hamyd Mourad says he has an iron-clad alibi. If so, this makes him the despoiler of a false flag attack. Authorities will have to say that despite being wrong about Mourad, they were right about the Kouachi brothers. Alternatively, Mourad could be coerced or tortured into some sort of confession that supports the official story.

The American and European media have ignored the fact that Mourad turned himself in for protection from being killed as a terrorist as he has an alibi. I googled Hamid Mourad and all I found (January 12) was the main US and European media reporting that the third suspect had turned himself in. The reason for his surrender was left out of the reports. The news was reported in a way that gave credence to the accusation that the suspect who turned himself in was part of the attack on Charlie Hebdo. Not a single US mainstream media source reported that the alleged suspect turned himself in because he has an ironclad alibi.

Some media merely reported Mourad's surrender in a headline with no coverage in the report. The list that I googled includes the Washington Post (January 7 by Griff Witte and Anthony Faiola); Die Welt (Germany) "One suspect has turned himself in to police in connection with Wednesday's massacre at the offices of Parisian satirical magazine, Charlie Hebdo;" ABC News (January 7) "Youngest suspect in Charlie Hebdo Attack turns himself in;" CNN (January 8) "Citing sources, the Agence France Presse news agency reported that an 18-year-old suspect in the attack had surrendered to police."

Another puzzle in the official story that remains unreported by the presstitute media is the alleged suicide of a high ranking member of the French Judicial Police who had an important role in the Charlie Hebdo investigation. For unknown reasons, Helric Fredou, a police official involved in the most important investigation of a lifetime, decided to kill himself in his police office on January 7 or January 8 (both dates are reported in the foreign media) in the middle of the night while writing his report on his investigation. A google search as of 6pm EST January 13 turns up no mainstream US media report of this event. The alternative media reports it, as do some UK newspapers, but without suspicion or mention whether his report has disappeared. The official story is that Fredou was suffering from "depression" and "burnout," but no evidence is provided. Depression and burnout are the standard explanations of mysterious deaths that have unsettling implications.

Once again we see the US print and TV media serving as a ministry of propaganda for Washington. In place of investigation, the media repeats the government's implausible story.

It behoves us all to think. Why would Muslims be more outraged by cartoons in a Paris magazine than by hundreds of thousands of Muslims killed by Washington and its French and NATO vassals in seven countries during the past 14 years?

If Muslims wanted to make a point of the cartoons, why not bring a hate crime charge or lawsuit? Imagine what would happen to a European magazine that dared to satirize Jews in the way Charlie Hebdo satirized Muslims. Indeed, in Europe people are imprisoned for investigating the holocaust without entirely confirming every aspect of it.

If a Muslim lawsuit was deep-sixed by French authorities, the Muslims would have made their point. Killing people merely contributes to the demonization of Muslims, a result that only serves Washington's wars against Muslim countries.

If Muslims are responsible for the attack on Charlie Hebdo, what Muslim goal did they achieve? None whatsoever. Indeed, the attack attributed to Muslims has ended French and European sympathy and support for Palestine and European opposition to more US wars against Muslims. Just recently France had voted in the UN with Palestine against the US-Israeli position. This assertion of an independent French foreign policy was reinforced by the recent statement by the President of France that the economic sanctions against Russia should be terminated.

Clearly, France was showing too much foreign policy independence. The attack on Charlie Hebdo serves to cow France and place France back under Washington's thumb.

Some will contend that Muslims are sufficiently stupid to shoot themselves in the head in this way. But how do we reconcile such alleged stupidity with the alleged Muslim 9/11 and Charlie Hebdo professional attacks?

If we believe the official story, the 9/11 attack on the US shows that 19 Muslims, largely Saudis, without any government or intelligence service support, outwitted not only all 16 US intelligence agencies, the National Security Council, Dick Cheney and all the neoconservatives in high positions throughout the US government, and airport security, but also the intelligence services of NATO and Israel's Mossad. How can such intelligent and capable people, who delivered the most humiliating blow in world history to an alleged Superpower with no difficulty whatsoever despite giving every indication of their intentions, possibly be so stupid as to shoot themselves in the head when they could have thrown France into turmoil with a mere lawsuit?

The Charlie Hebdo story simply doesn't wash. If you believe it, you are no match for a Muslim.

Some who think that they are experts will say that a false flag attack in France would be impossible without the cooperation of French intelligence. To this I say that it is practically a certainty that the CIA has more control over French intelligence than does the President of France. Operation Gladio proves this. The largest part of the government of Italy was ignorant of the bombings conducted by the CIA and Italian Intelligence against European women and children and blamed on communists in order to diminish the communist vote in elections.

Americans are a pitifully misinformed people. All of history is a history of false flag operations. Yet Americans dismiss such proven operations as "conspiracy theories," which merely proves that government has successfully brainwashed insouciant Americans and deprived them of the ability to recognize the truth.

Americans are the foremost among the captive nations.

Who will liberate them?

Paul Craig Roberts, Pravda 4 Comments [1/24/2015 4:44:44 AM]
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Quote# 105979

Tolkien and the Illuminati: The dark side of LOTR

Think of the great eye of Sauron, the all-seeing eye which symbolizes NWO and echelon surveillance. Think of Mellon, the password to get in the Moria, the name of an Illuminati and bankers' dynasty. Think of the semiotics surrounding the Dark Lord, think of the ambiguity of Gandalf (a wizard? Or an "incarnate angel», as stated Tolkien?), of the weird initiations of the hobbits, think of the compelling hunger for rings, jewels and of course bloodlines, not to mention the omnipresence of orcs, dragons and monsters, and you can easily guess that there is a dark side in Tolkien universe: and after all, isn't he a British gentleman? Let's not explore my devilish side, quipped once Hitchcock in France. Britain has been during all Victorian age and later a land of witchcraft, of golden dawns and of many occult societies of writers and researchers. There is nothing neutral in British pop culture. This is what makes her so fascinating and so efficiently working on the masses.

Yet the gigantic proportions of Tolkien success are not reassuring, and many researchers, not all Christians, seem to think that Tolkien was on the dark side of the force, even if he was a devout catholic and a presumably traditional mind; he could easily been manipulated by superior forces and sources. Curious and insane Narnia of his boring friend CS Lewis confirm this unfair assertion, with its creepy centaurs and talkative fauns, Lucifer courts, fake quests and sinister lion-god.

Of course we can say that Tolkien mainly denounces what he describes... But is that so sure? Was Tolkien a counter initiate, or was he a mere eye-opener, to take Sam's words in the cavern of Moria, whose message would have been distorted by the Illuminati who control media and video-game industry?

Talking of Moria, I know a place in Spain called Moria. It's in Santander, Cantabria, and it designates a cliff that serves as pasture. There are other curious names in Spain and northern Portugal which are related to Tolkien: Gondor, Gondomar... all connected to legendary and Celtic Galicia and Compostella, this magic and telluric road of the western initiates prior to Christianity. But what is the secret meaning of the Moria? Is it material, a metal, a source of rich, or a rare raw material? Ask Gandalf but don't dig too much:

The Dwarves tell no tale; but even as mithril was the foundation of their wealth, so also it was their destruction: they delved too greedily and too deep, and disturbed that from which they fled, Durin's Bane.

In his famous book upon the Illuminati and the mind control (and as Tolkien has inspired so many games and dungeons and dragons...), Fritz Springmeier writes of the Moria that it designates the hierarchy of the Illuminati! About the rings and the opus, he even writes:

Rings are also used to signify what activity the slave is doing, and what rank or level they are in the occult... Some Illuminati survivors are always looking for a ring. Rings play a significant part in the lives and programming of slaves. One section that is coding-programming found in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings is "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind then."

The lord of the rings is Sauron: so he is the main character; the heroes are labelled fellowship of the ring. So they depend on the ring. This is too Illuminati agenda. There is another key-word connecting Tolkien good guys to Illuminati: bloodlines. Aragorn, who wears the winged disc in the movie, descends from Isildur the sinner, and feels weak for that reason; but for that reason too he will be the king, a restorer of a new order - the fourth age. His strange wife, Arwen, a Jungian silhouette of his soul, will not be happy too to lose her immortality. But it is too late.

In the Silmarillion, Tolkien creates too an uncertain mythology and horror; he was so fond of his worlds that he designed during fifty years dynasties, genealogies, thus presenting the horrendous manipulations of Melkor:

There countless became the hosts of his beasts and his demons, and the race of the Orcs, bred long before, grew and multiplied in the bowels of the earth... and thus did Melkor breed the hideous race of the Orcs in envy and mockery of the Elves, of whom they were afterwards the bitterest foes.... This it may be was the vilest deed of Melkor, and the most hateful to Ilúvatar.

Orcs comes from Virgil's creation (Orcus, the death), a source too much ignored by the commentators (after all, Tolkien could speak fluently Latin, and Virgil wrote the best epic ever).The gloomy creation of Tolkien mixes now with our own brave new world made up of biotech and artificial breeding. Some conspiracy theorists could join Tolkien too in their descriptions of reptilian-like persons and leaders (think of the name of Sauron). We can also say that the pagan gods of Tolkien behave like the dei otiosi of Mircea Eliade, the lazy gods who have retired from this world and who are omnipresent in primitive mythologies. They have abandoned us, hastening the despair of great Noldor leader Feanor.

Some others will notify that Tolkien defends a wrong dualistic conception (which is somewhat Manichean, I mean, strictly heretical from a Christian point of view) of the world with a powerful source of evil, sometimes superior to the good one. The progressive and implacable destruction of the middle-earth in the Silmarillion (named after the jewels!) is somewhat depressing. Is our world sentenced to such a death?

We have been many times told about German and Nordic roots of Tolkien works. Yet Melkor name has a Sumerian resonance, and so has Tolkien pantheon with his many gods and goddesses inspired by various Mesopotamian mythologies. These lazy gods look like weird oriental deities, whom the prophets and our bible thought no good at all.

And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD, and served Baalim... And they forsook the LORD, and served Baal and Ashtaroth. (Judges, 2, 11)

So, was our good Christian forgetting his religion while writing his fantasy books? One may say that is just kid stuff...yeah! This was the case too for Mary Poppins, for Peter Pan, for the wizard of Oz, all devised by minds involved in the occult, in masonry or in theosophy! The Illuminati agenda matches perfectly, and so do the conspiracy theories, when it comes to children's literature or to children's movies!

As Melkor plays (wields, says Tolkien) with fire and cold, a little bit like Nazi scientist Horbiger, and dreams like Leonardo di Caprio that he is the king of the world, an horrible spider grows in the dark, but not in an hazardous place:

There, beneath the sheer walls of the mountains and the cold dark sea, the shadows were deepest and thickest in the world; and there in Avathar, secret and unknown, Ungoliant had made her abode.

Why the hell James Cameron chose that name, Avatar? Amazing pop culture!

But let's not change the matter and let's conclude, opening new gates: it is clear that a book like LOTR opens our minds and our eyes to another reality. I think that Tolkien was sometimes overwhelmed by his talent and imagination (sixty thousand pages of manuscript: where was he getting himself and us to?); but he challenged and analyzed - I shall get back to these points - the perils of modern world, "magic" (technology) and industrialization, IE the destruction of any wild or traditional landscape. He saw too, like Lovecraft, that we are surrounded by mysterious, forgotten and ubiquitous monsters. But who needed to awaken them, except video game industry?

I give the last word to the Illuminati Gandalf, reminding my readers that in Hebrew (as well as in Arabic) Anor means...the light.

"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

Nicolas Bonnal, Pravda 5 Comments [1/24/2015 4:38:00 AM]
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Quote# 105976

[Conspiracy theorist rediculed, another one posts giant text wall in retaliation]

I'll have to agree with you for the most part. In fact, the term "conspiracy theory/theorist" was invented and popularized by the CIA to discount anyone who had any questions about the JFK assassination and discount any alternative ideas regarding his death, because so many people didn't believe that either Oswald was the one who killed him or that he acted alone. More than half of Americans didn't believe the official story at the time and for decades afterward, and even today, many people don't believe it. And there have been many people of importance who have come out since who have said they doubt the official story and tell their experiences, such as medical workers at the hospital he was taken to in Texas after he was shot, a doctor stated that he had a bullet wound in his throat where they apparently placed the trach tube, which he saw before they placed it there, and at least one person on the Warren committee has come out and told how the CIA blocked testimony and other things, like refusing to answer questions and not allowing certain witnesses to testify and such. And the CIA planted hundreds of assets inside major media outlets, and in fact, there are still CIA plants within media outlets to this day (though it's usually not a secret, many are openly on the payroll as "experts"). Now, there are some conspiracy theories that are just a bit too out there for me, like the moon landing one, but there is no reason to totally discount all of them. For instance, it's totally possible that 9/11 was a set up, that they might have allowed it to happen for political reasons to start war, helped plan it, etc. For instance, some of the hijackers were on the CIA payroll. The Iraq War was planned BEFORE 9/11. And they needed a reason to invade Afghanistan too, because prior to 9/11, there was a plan being made with the Taliban to let Americans come in and lay down a country-wide gas pipeline but the Taliban turned around and ended the deal at the last minute not that long before 9/11. Also, bin Laden, during the Soviet war in Afghanistan, was part of the Mujahideen and trained by the CIA. Who is to say he ever left their employment? And he was never on the FBI most wanted list for 9/11, because the FBI said they didn't have any evidence tying him to it. There are too many loose ends and questionable facts to NOT question the events. I don't believe any one conspiracy theory, but I am one to keep an open mind about conspiracies, because, as the past has shown, some conspiracy theories have been known to turn out to be real. One example are the Church hearings where it was proven that mind control experiments existed (which I believe never ended, but were just continued under another name, perhaps under a code project, for example, the new "brain map" project recently begun by the Obama administration. Just look at all the research recently that shows how one person, when connected with electrodes to the brain, can control the physical movements of another person just with thought, or ones where they can read the thoughts of a person by reading their brain waves or something like that. These experiments are done at facilities that receive public funding, and in the past were places where MK Ultra research and experiments were done. There's more proof that it continued under a drug different name and a different cover than there is that it ever ended.), they had an assassination program with exotic weapons, and that the government could read all electronic communications and hear all phone calls and even bug your house and vehicle. There's even a video of Frank Church, in the 70s, basically describing internet technology and that it already existed to a degree and was further in the works. I read a book by a CIA agent who described the early internet in the 70s that was used (and created) by the CIA. There's just too much the general public doesn't know about what various branches of the government do in secret for conspiracies, or what are now considered "conspiracy theories", not to exist to some extent. And going back to 9/11, just reading the Operation Northwoods papers, that proves that it is at least remotely possible for it to be an "inside job", as the same scenario is described as a possible attack on ourselves to convince the American public to go to war with Cuba. Oh, and there was also documents recently released by the FBI that discuss how Hitler didn't commit suicide, but instead fled to Argentina with Eva Braun. There's 200 some odd declassified documents online on the FBI's website you can read for yourselves. So not only did he survive war and fled to Argentina like so many other Nazis, the U.S. government knew it fully, and never told the public or try to catch him or anything.

shellbell, Cracked 10 Comments [1/23/2015 4:25:49 AM]
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Quote# 105972

President Franklin D. Roosevelt was a wicked 33rd degree Freemason and incredibly evil man, under whose administration the occult symbols were placed upon our money. Roosevelt passed laws outlawing the private ownership of gold, allegedly part of the government “New Deal” to remedy The Great Depression. In truth, the government confiscated $10,000,000 of citizen owned gold at $20 per Troy ounce and then a year later Roosevelt raised the price of gold to $35 an ounce, thus nearly doubling the price of gold and making the Illuminati filthy rich at the expense of Americans.

The Pentagon is an absolutely fascinating marvel of modern architecture. Each day 23,000 employees work at the Pentagon. The building contains 17 miles of hallways and occupies 90,000,000 square feet. It takes 7 minutes through special access corridors to walk directly across the facility. The Pentagon has its own hospital, BestBuy retail store, umpteen restaurants, shoe store, et cetera. It's literally a small city with its own mayor. The Pentagon has its own police and fire force. Perhaps the most shocking fact is that at the heart of the inner grounds, called "Ground Zero" is a statue of an OWL. Yes, an owl!

The illusion of the Pentagon being there for Americans is a lie. The Pentagon is controlled by the Marxist-Zionist-Communist... Illuminati. The International Banking Cartel controls Wall Street, The White House, the Pentagon, the newsmedia, the U.S. military, the entertainment industry, et cetera. There are only two sides: Jesus Christ or Satan. Whose side are you on? Satan always uses the Bible to deceive people, as did the serpent to confuse Eve (Genesis 3:1-5). The Devil even tried to confuse Jesus with the Bible (Matthew 4:1-9). Some of the most evil people in this world profess faith in God and have a form of religion as 2nd Timothy 3:5 warns. The Bible says to turn away from such evil people. Many of them are sincerely deceived by the Devil, actually believing that they are on God's side by serving Satan and evil. The Bible warned that evil people would one day kill Christians thinking they are doing God's will (John 16:2).

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 12 Comments [1/23/2015 4:19:12 AM]
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Quote# 105966

The Charlie Hebdo massacre may have been the work of an “intelligence agency”, working with the connivance of French authorities, according to Jean-Marie Le Pen, founder of the far right Front National.

In an interview with a virulently anti-Western Russian newspaper, Mr Le Pen, 86, gave credence to conspiracy theories circulating on the internet suggesting that the attack was the work of American or Israeli agents seeking to foment a civil war between Islam and the West.

His comments – only partially retracted in an interview with the French newspaper Le Monde today – provoked outrage amongst French politicians. They will also infuriate Marine Le Pen, his daughter, and successor as leader of the FN, who has been trying to distance the party from her father’s extreme and provocative remarks.

Mr Le Pen stood down as FN leader three years ago but remains President-for-life. He made the comments in an interview with Komsomolskaïa Pravda, a newspaper which had already blamed the United States for the terrorist mayhem in France.

“The shooting at Charlie Hebdo resembles a secret service operation but we have no proof of that,” the newspaper quoted Mr Le Pen as saying. “I don’t think it was organised by the French authorities but they permitted this crime to be committed. That, for the moment, is just a supposition.”

To justify his comments, Mr Le Pen pointed to the fact that one of the Kouachi brothers, who carried out the Charlie Hebdo massacre, left his identity card in a crashed getaway car. He compared this to the “miraculous fact” – beloved by conspiracy theorists – that one of the passports of the 9/11 hijackers was found on the ground in New York after two planes collided with the twin towers of the World Trade Centre in 2001.

Mr Le Pen made two other provocative remarks in the interview. He said that the 1,500,000 who marched “against hatred” in Paris last Sunday were not “Charlies” but “Charlie Chaplins” (ie clowns). He also said that there were 15,000,00 to 20,000,000 Muslims in France – three or four times the generally accepted figures of 5,000,000 people who are practising Muslims or have Muslim backgrounds.

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Jean-Marie Le Pen, The Independent 9 Comments [1/23/2015 4:04:35 AM]
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Quote# 105915

It’s starting to look more and more like UFO’s are highly involved with chemtrail dispersion in our skies, I’ve seen the planes vanish into thin air after morphing in a ball of light for a second or two. They vanish and reappear, they change color and shape and many of them look like a plain white cardboard cut-out – flat with no detail whatsoever.

In other words, it appears there’s a whole lot more than meets the eye to the chemtrail problem…mystery?! Things are getting very bizzarre…or maybe they’ve always been this way and the internet is just now exposing it.

In La’Kech, Ascending Starseed 21 Comments [1/20/2015 4:11:28 AM]
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Quote# 105914

That's right, brothers and sisters, I am here on ATS to steer you to the awful truth about our feline 'friends.' They are biological transmitters working as spies for our Alien Overlords. Take these facts into account and reach your own conclusion... Beware, what you are about to read will forever change the way you see these minions of our extraterrestrial oppressors.

1. There is no documentation before Ancient Egypt that mentions the existence of Cats, and IN Ancient Egypt, they are worshipped as Gifts from The Gods.

2. Science is baffled by a cat's purr, and cannot determine how the sound is produced. (Feedback, much?)

3. If you hold a cat's ears back and describe what you see, it is a perfect match to the classic 'Grey'. Almond shaped eyes, small mouth, small nose.

Freaked out yet? How about these:

4. A cat can see exponentially better than you. Making it appear that it must be more advanced evolutionarily speaking. How?

5. Ever watch a cat wake from a deep sleep and run out of the room in an instant? Transmissions from the mothership coming in, and must be alone.

6. All things that come out of cats are totally unnatural. (Not of this earth.)

Still not convinced? I got a few more for the more skeptical among you:

7. Cats survive situations that any Earthbound animal would surely perish in. How can a cat fall out of a four story building backwards, and land on its feet? (Anti gravity properties)

8. If you die, your cats will eat you. Not really a link between cats and Aliens, but still pretty creepy.

9. Ever wake up and your cat was sitting on your chest, staring at you? Taking your will not to do their bidding and dreaming of the day their Alien handlers once again fit you for your yolk and chains.

You have been warned, intrepid ATS'ers...

jimnuggits, Above Top Secret 28 Comments [1/20/2015 4:11:12 AM]
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