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Quote# 121739

CNN’s Don Lemon had to shut down his panel Friday evening after former Donald Trump employee (still paid by the campaign) and CNN paid contributor Corey Lewandowski had an outright meltdown live on television.

Lewandowski filibustered Lemon, who was attempting to read a statement from former 2007 Clinton campaign adviser Sidney Blumenthal denying any involvement in birtherism. Lemon tried multiple times to get Lewandowski to be quiet so he could read the statement, asking several times if Lewandowski could pause for a moment. Ultimately, Lemon had to ask the producers to pull everyone’s microphone and everyone off the screen so he could read the statement. When the panel reappeared, Lewandowski was still moving his mouth, though his sound was still off, as if he had no idea what had just occurred.

Lewandowski tried to blame Clinton again, just as Trump and his campaign has attempted, but the panel groaned at him. He continued, saying he couldn’t understand why it was still a controversy

“The reason it’s still a controversy, Corey, is because he didn’t say, ‘His was disproven, it’s wrong, here’s why I continue with the innuendos for years and years,'” commentator Van Jones said. “He didn’t give full context. Instead, he tried to blame his kid sister, Hillary, for everything he’s done for the past five years. And because of that, it shows not just a lack of judgment in pursuing this, but now a lack of character, in not being a stand-up person and taking responsibility for your actions. And that’s why it’s still a controversy. I hope that helps you.”

“Look, look, here’s what it comes down to, right?” Lewandowski began. “For the last 24 hours, people have said, ‘Donald Trump did not say, himself, that Barack Obama was born in the United States. It was a statement by his campaign and he needs to come out and say this.’ So you know what Donald Trump did today? He came out and said, ‘Barack Obama was born in the United States.'”

“Those same voices have said that he needed to apologize to the president, none of which he did,” Lemon remarked.

Lewandowski tried to break in repeating, “No. No.”

“They also said that he needs to admit he was wrong,” Lemon continued.

“Look, when is Barack Obama going to apologize to Donald Trump for all the incendiary things he’s said? Are we holding the president accountable?” Lewandowski closed.

Corey Lewandowski, Raw Story 8 Comments [9/22/2016 6:09:13 PM]
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Quote# 121738

A Louisiana lawyer charged with one count of child pornography possession and distribution says that he’s being singled out for prosecution because the FBI wanted his cooperation in a different investigation.

Christopher Young, 53, of Baton Rouge reportedly sent friends, family and clients unsolicited videos of boys having sexual activities with donkeys, the Advocate reports. Young says that he didn’t realize that they were illegal, because he didn’t know that the boys featured were minors. He called the 2013 and 2015 messages a “crude joke.”

At the time of his arrest, Young was a lobbyist for the Beer Industry League of Louisiana. On Thursday, he testified that the FBI told him they would not pursue the child pornography charges if he cooperated with the government on public corruption investigations. Young was friends with the commissioner of the state Alcohol and Tobacco Control office, and the FBI was conducting a now-closed investigation of the agency.

Young has filed a motion to dismiss based on a selective prosecution argument, the Advocate reports. If convicted, he faces a federal sentence of up to five years.

Stephen Soli, an FBI agent who seized Young’s cellphone, testified that he doesn’t consider the lawyer to be a child pornographer in the traditional sense, but that regardless of that, being in possession of and forwarding the videos violated federal law.

Young’s phone was confiscated by the FBI in August 2015, outside a Baton Rouge restaurant. Young testified Thursday that he consented to a search of his device because he didn’t think he had anything to hide.

Christopher Young, ABA Journal 7 Comments [9/22/2016 6:06:56 PM]
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Quote# 121732

(i changed my url to ashkenazis 2 days ago since then i have gotten 5 violent rape threats and in my 3 years on tumblr i have gotten countless anons saying they want to burn me alive for being jewish)

Hey dumb ass have you did research about the core meaning behind your url change? Which family and dynasty it was. Go look up the Rothschild family. They were the one who funded Hitler on the holocaust. You’re about as un intelligent as they come. Go read a book please

burymeinsideyoursoul, Tumblr 4 Comments [9/22/2016 5:59:35 PM]
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Quote# 121643

For sure. Basket of Deplorables was a death blow. From now on, Trump controls the narrative. He'll use this during the debate and say "Hillary thinks Americans are bigots." And how do you counter this? You can't call Trump a bigot when YOU called voters bigots. You can no longer attack Trump or the alt right names because he'll turn it on you. Her only method of attack is to insult Trump, so that is now forever gone. It will be used against her.
Her campaign went from struggle to death spiral. How can she frame it. Apologize, and she looks bad. Double down, and you look worse. Winning elections is about winning independents, so how are they going to vote for you when your strategy is to say "vote for me or your a bigot." The normal response is to spite you.

spongemonkey, the_donald 12 Comments [9/17/2016 1:52:43 PM]
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Quote# 121604


JAY AND HILLARY ROCKEFELLER ENGINEERED 9/11

"And there shall be upon every high mountain, and upon every high hill, rivers and
streams of waters in the day of the great slaughter, when the towers fall"
(Isaiah 30: 25).


The nightmarish 8-years that the Clintons spent in the White House were just the precursor for something far, far worse to come in the future. Hillary did not like her position as co-President . . . so she was planning on running for the Presidency in 2008. Even if she ran the White House behind the scenes, the wife of an ex-President is not considered fully qualified to replace her husband in that position. Additionally, the Constitution makes no provision for a SHE in that exalted position.



1999, Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan was the senior senator from New York and Charles "Chuck" was the junior senator.

Senator Moynihan was a 3rd term senator but he decided not to run for an almost guaranteed 4th term.

There were many contenders for the vacant Senate seat . . . especially Hillary Clinton Rockefeller.

To catapult her into the White House in 2008, Hillary decided to move home to New York, and obtain the vacant Senate seat from there. Unfortunately, there were many other candidates who had a much better chance of filling Senator Moynihan's vacant seat.

One such candidate was John F. Kennedy Jr....His name alone was enough to open any door to any position in the government:

In the end, John was still convinced his best shot was at running for Moynihan Senate seat. Hillary Clinton had hesitated to enter the race largely because she feared John, who was being touted behind the scenes as her principal rival for the nomination, would be a formidable foe. John was heir both to the Kennedy magic and People's "Sexiest Man Alive", as well as the consummate New Yorker, a resident of the city since the age of three. Although New York had no residency requirements, Hillary, who had never spent more than a few days at a time in New York, would be branded as a carpetbagger. (Andersen, The Good Son, p. 320).

JFK Jr. was in a perfect position to fill the vacant Senate seat and from there he would have been a very viable Presidential candidate in 2008.

John F. Kennedy Jr., son of the assassinated President, was a lawyer, journalist, and editor of a very popular magazine named George.

He was also an international celebrity and had just obtained his pilot's licence.

In 1996, Kennedy married a beautiful woman named Carolyn Jeanne Bessette.

On July 16, 1999, John F, Kennedy Jr., his wife Carolyn, and her older sister Lauren where all killed in a "plane crash" off Martha's Vineyard. The official explanation was the crash was due to adverse weather conditions at that time.

The bodies were recovered from the ocean floor by Navy divers and taken by motorcade to the county medical examiner's office, where autopsies revealed that the crash victims had died upon impact. JFK Jr. was cremated . . . and then his ashes were scattered over the very spot where his assassination took place.

The next serious opposition to Hillary replacing Senator Moynihan was the mayor of New York City named Rudy Juliani.

Mayor Rudy Juliani was Hillary's next potential rival for the vacant Senate seat.

Just as he began to campaign, he developed "pancreatic cancer" and he was involved in an affair with another women.

With both rivals out of the way, Hillary chose a politician named Enrico "Rick" Lazio to run against her!!

U.S. elections are actually decided by debates, and who gives the best performance on TV. Besides voter fraud, Richard Nixon lost the 1960 election to JFK because JFK looked more telegenic to the female voters.

The race between Lazio and Hillary Clinton became the most expensive Senate campaign ever conducted at the time. In a September 13, 2000 debate, Lazio left his podium and asked Clinton to sign a document affirming a pledge to abstain from benefiting from “soft money.”

The Senate race was decided by a debate between Hillary and Rick Lazio.

Lazio was confrontational, and demanded that Hillary sign a document right then and there. The female voters viewed Lazio as a male chauvinist bully and voted en masse for Hillary.

All Trump has to do is demand that Hillary sign a paper stating that she is medically fit to become President!!

Lazio was specifically chosen to THROW the Senate race by acting foolishly and making Hillary look like a victim of political persecution. That "controlled opposition", and Rockefeller money, worked wonders because Hillary won the Senate race. After Hillary became Senator, Lazio was well rewarded financially for his perfidy.

With her hand on the Bible, Hillary Rockefeller was sworn in as a United States Senator by Vice President Al Gore in the Old Senate Chamber, as President Clinton and Chelsea Clinton look on, January 3, 2001.

Remarkably, the most powerful man in the U.S. Senate at that time was Hillary's uncle "Jay."

Billionaire Jay represented the poor coal miners of West Virginia!!

What a coincidence that the most powerful man in the U.S. Senate was John Davison "Jay" Rockefeller IV. In Europe, whenever anybody has a numeral after their name, they are considered ROYALTY and treated with deference. During the Great Depression, the Rockefellers also bought the bankrupt state of West Virginia and "Jay" used it as a springboard to the U.S. Senate.

As head of the Senate "Intelligence" Committee, Jay was the boss of the Pentagon, plus the CIA, FBI, and all the other departments of the government.
9/11 was all about conquering Iraq, Syria, and Crimea before Hillary became President in 2008!!

Uncle Jay assured Hillary that she could run as a "peace candidate" in 2008 if the Pentagon could get their "mission accomplished" before that date. That was the reason for the Pearl Harbor type 9/11 false flag operation.

The Twin Towers were built by a "Mickey Mouse" construction company named the Karl Koch Erecting Company.

Their bid for the job was $20 million, whereas U.S. and Bethlehem Steel's bid was about $120 million.

Of course, the buildings were not meant to stay up very long as they were competition for 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

The Twin Towers were built like BIRDCAGES with absolutely no reinforcements in the center. Here is a quote from Karl Koch III, President of the company:

That weekend, I visited my father at Sands Point. He said he had seen the Trade Center, and that from the outside, it looked as though we had done a good job. "But Karl," he said, "there's no steel in that building."
"There's a lot of steel in that job, Pop," I said. "Two hundred thousand tons."
"I didn't see any steel," he said.
"The whole wall is steel," I said. "It's like a birdcage."
Dad stared into my eyes. It wasn't the wall he was talking about; it was the floors. "It's wide open," he said. "Is every floor like that? What's going to hold that building up?"
"The floor paneling system," I explained. "That gives the outer wall its lateral support. It's the modern way of building skyscrapers."Dad shook his head. "The design is bad," he said. "It isn't strong. There should be steel columns across the whole floor to keep those ceilings up. Where are the beams and columns?"
"They're spanning the open floor area with trusses, Pop. It's a new, modern design" (Koch, Men of Steel, pp. 338-339).

Those 2 buildings were just temporary until Rockefeller was ready for his Pearl Harbor II.

The Twin Towers were demolished by explosives and a small nuclear weapon hidden in the basement.

It was Pearl Harbor II, with the Pentagon providing a convenient excuse to invade, Iraq, Syria, and Crimea.

The birdcage construction of the Twin Towers made them very easy to demolish. Old buildings are usually demolished by explosives perfectly timed to prevent damage to surrounding buildings.

Another reason for 9/11 was to get rid of a fearless reporter named Barbara Olsen.

Barbara Olsen (a last days Deborah) was a lawyer and well known TV personality.

She was the bane of Hillary, as she just published a damning expose entitled Hell to Pay: The Unfolding Story of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Hillary hated the very ground she walked on and demanded that she be killed in a "plane crash" on 9/11.

Barbara Olsen was a fearless critic of Hillary Rockefeller and she was #1 on her hit list for 9/11:

We already know that in her relentless quest for power Hillary has been as financially acquisitive and ethically agile as any politician. But she also has pursued a politics of vendetta, deceit, and extremist ideology to a remarkable degree. Hillary's embryonic Senate campaign has shown that she is determined to let nothing stand in the way of the next step in her ambitious career. She has also proven that for those who are in her way or who fail to help her, there will indeed be "hell to pay. " Never have the stakes been so high–both for her and for her opportunity to change the nation. (OIsen, Hell to Pay, p. 316).

The "official story" was that Barbara was a passenger on Flight 77 which was flown into the Pentagon. Incredibly, her husband, Theadore Olsen, was not with her on that flight and he survived.

It seems like a lot of trouble to kill one person but such was the hatred of Hillary for fearless critic Barbara Olsen. The Rockefeller juggernaut is an equal opportunity killer as they will go after females who oppose them just as readily as males.



On March 19, 2003, at the behest of Jay and Hillary, President Bush announced "Operation Iraqi Freedom."

The "shock and awe" bombing of Iraq soon followed.

In May 2003, Bush made his infamous "Mission Accomplished" speech from the carrier Abraham Lincoln.

In reality, the war was just beginning, as the Iraqis launched a guerilla campaign to retake their country from the Rockefeller Empire. Baptist Jay Rockefeller never reminded President Bush of this Scripture:

So the the king of Israel answered and said, "Tell him, let not him that girdeth on his armor boast himself as he that putteth it off" ( I Kings 20:11).

The war turned into a bloody quagmire with thousands of U.S. casualties and over 1, 500,000 Iraqis killed.

ED's Improvised Explosive Devices were used with deadly effect by the Iraqis.

Official U.S. casualties were 4,500, but the real count was far, far higher. Iraqi casualties were over 1,500,000.

Additionally, the war was bankrupting the United States.

By 2008, Hillary's hopes of becoming President were very, very remote because of the disastrous outcome of the Iraqi war . . . and the parlous state of the economy. Too many people knew that she was responsible for 9/11 . . . and the deadly war . . . so the Democratic Party ignored her.

Too many people knew that Hillary was responsible for the Iraq War, so she was not even considered for the position of Vice President.

Barack Obama and Joseph "Joe" Biden were chosen instead.

Both men were on the same ballot even though the Constitution calls for separate votes for President and Vice President.

Both men ran on the same ballot so nobody had a choice between the 2 men. It was definitely not one man one vote even though the U.S. Constitution calls for separate votes for President and Vice President:

The PERSON (singular) having the greatest Number of votes for President, shall be the President. The PERSON (singular) having the greatest number of votes as Vice-President, shall be the Vice-President. (Twelfth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution).

The Amendment calling for separate votes for President and Vice President was ratified on September 25, 1804. It's hard to get a husband and wife to agree on anything so how can you have 2 completely opposite individuals on the same ballot....Most lawyers in the U.S. do not know that the Constitution calls for separate votes for President and Vice President.
The Founding Fathers never dreamed that a SHE would replace a HE as President!!

The Founding Fathers never imagined the day would come when a SHE would be President of the new nation:

The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows. (U.S. Constitution, Article II).

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; HE may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and HE shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment. (U.S. Constitution, Article II).

Even in their worst nightmares the Founding Fathers never dreamed that a SHE-WOLF would usurp the august position of President of the United States of Israel.

Israel was reborn on July 4, 1776, in Philadelphia.

About 10 years later the Constitution was signed in the same city of Philadelphia.

The Founding Fathers never dreamed that a SHE would replace a HE as President of the United States of Israel.

However, Daniel the Prophet predicted that dire situation over 2,500 years ago.

Daniel predicted today's perilous situation perfectly as nothing on the flat earth is hid from the all-seeing eyes of the Almighty:

And he (Antichrist) shall plant the tabernacles of his palace between the seas in the glorious holy mountain; yet he shall come to his end, and none shall help him (Daniel 11: 45).

At the very beginning of history, about 6,000 years ago, JEHOVAH promised a redeemer who would crush Satan's head:

And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; HE shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise HISheel (Genesis 3:15).

The corrupt Latin Vulgate Version changed the word HE to SHE:

I will put enmities between thee and the woman, and thy seed and her seed: SHE shall crush thy head, and thou shalt lie in wait for HER heel (Genesis 3:15, Douay-Rheims Version).

The Exodus is a marvelous type of Armageddon and the end of the world. When the Egyptians were pursuing the children of Israel at the Red Sea, JEHOVAH sent his MECHANIC-ANGELS to pull off the wheels of their chariots–in order to slow them down:

And it came to pass, that in the morning watch that JEHOVAH looked unto the host of the Egyptians through the pillar of fire and of the cloud, and troubled the host of the Egyptians, and took off their chariot wheels, that they drove them heavily: so that the Egyptians said, "let us flee from the face of Israel; for JEHOVAH fighteth for them against the Egyptians" (Exodus:14:24-25).

In these last days . . . we cannot stop . . . but only slow down . . . the Rockefeller juggernaut . . . so all true U.S. of Israel Christians should become Barbara Olsens or MECHANICS for CHRIST!!

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 13 Comments [9/16/2016 3:28:24 AM]
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Quote# 121591

Once Hillary steals the election as the electoral college will be threatened and bribed, she will take office and suddenly have a health issue or even die.

The next in line her VP Tim Kaine will step up to the task of POTUS for nearly the entire term.

Tim Kaine's an excellent choice as far as the 'Illuminati' are concerned.

A few points about Tim Kaine.

He's a Jesuit Catholic and is very religiously driven.
He's against abortion and plans to ban it.
His wife is a circuit court judge..
He's against the death penalty and plans to ban it.
He's against the current wars with ISIS.
He's pro background checks and banning of 'assault' weapons.
He's a supporter of the Trans-Pacific partnership. (Basically USA Joining EU).
His background is squeaky clean.

Perfect for the job.
Will confuse everyone.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 7 Comments [9/16/2016 3:24:41 AM]
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Quote# 121590

America is controlled by the Masonic Scottish Rite, located just 13 blocks north of The White House. The structure of the House Of The Temple is bizarre, having 33 outer columns, each 33 feet tall. The building's address is not actually 1733, but they made it that number anyway to fit their numeric superstitions. Occultists love numbers. Numbers have meaning and symbolic powers associated with them. For example: the number 13 represents rebellion. The September 11, 2001 attacks happened 10-years to the date after President George H. Bush publickly called for a New World Order. And so it is. David Rockefeller practically told the world that the globalists were going to blew up the trade towers.

The top of the House Of The Temple is missing the capstone of The Great Pyramid. It's been correctly stated that Jesus is the capstone of the pyramid of prophecy. Revelation 19:10 teaches that Jesus is the spirit of all prophecy. John 5:39 confirms this truth. Thus, when you study the Bible, look for how it all relates to our wonderful and precious Savior, Jesus Christ. Inversely, the Antichrist is the capstone of the pyramid of the New World Order. To understand the New World Order, look for how it all relates to the coming Antichrist. The Antichrist will promote the Beast's IMAGE, leading the world to worship Satan (Revelation 13:15).

As we approach the End Times, our understanding is becoming more clearer of what is happening in the world. The puzzle pieces are fitting together. Did you know that the Washington Monument in our nation's capitol is 666.6 feet tall and 666.6 inches wide? Yes, it's true! That's the EXACT ratio of king Nebuchadnezzar's golden image in Daniel 3:1. America's secret destiny is further evidenced by the secret layout of Washington D.C. and the abundance of occult symbols.

The Washington Monument is a Masonic symbol, which represents the male phallus. It's origin goes back to ancient Egypt, as does The Great Pyramid. I believe the capstone is missing atop The Great Pyramid because the tower and city of Babel were never completed. God stopped them dead in their tracks by confounding them (Genesis 11:7-9).

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 10 Comments [9/16/2016 3:24:36 AM]
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Quote# 121560

Why Nick Cohen is A Jew, Always Been A Jew. And You Will Never Be a Jew

Every few years, pro Iraq war and enthusiastic Ziocon Nick Cohen, insists upon declaring that he is becoming a Jew as if he weren’t a Jew to begin with. Back in 2009, Cohen used the Jewish Chronicle to announce: “Hatred Is Turning Me Into A Jew”. One would expect that the conversion would be compete by now but yesterday Cohen used the Guardian to repeat his lie. The Guardian headline read: “Why I’m becoming a Jew and why you should, too.”

Read a few lines and you grasp that Cohen isn’t just a Jew, he is a stereotypical Zionist Jew. He embodies every problematic symptom associated with Jewish ID politics.

Cohen tells us that it took him 40 years “to become a Jew.” He wants us to believe that the fact that his father’s family abandoned Judaism made him into a qualified‘Goy’. In truth, most Jews abandoned Judaism a while back. Zionism was largely a secular movement led by Jewish atheists. Cohen adds that his mother andgrandmother weren’t Jewish either.

A prominent Guardian writer is ought to know that contemporary Jewishness is defined byidentity and identification and Nick Cohen has always identified with Jewishness and far worse, with Zion and the Zionist militancy.

In order to determine whether Cohen is a Zionist Jew or an ordinary Goy all you have to do is to read his words, “Whenever I hear Jews announce their hatred of Israel’s very existence, I suspect that underneath their loud bombast lies a quiet plea to the Islamists and neo-Nazis…”

The attempt to split the Muslim world into ‘bad Islamists’ and ‘kosher Muslims’ is a blatant Zionist binary strategy that makes it legitimate to kill innocent Muslims in the name of Coca Cola or Israel’s security. Like Nick Cohen I also tend to distrust the anti Zionists Jews. However, in the real world, Jews who announce their ‘hatred of Israel’ are not afraid of Neo Nazis. They, in most cases, want to relieve themselves of any association with the colossal crimes committed by the Jewish State and the global wars advocated by Nick Cohen, David Aaronovitch and the Jewish Lobby. This is more than reasonable.

Maybe Nick Cohen doesn’t realise that Judaism is just one Jewish religion amongst many. Since their emancipation, Jews have subscribed collectively to many religions. At various stages, Jews have believed in Bolshevism, Zionism, Atheism, Egotism (a la Ayn Rand), Free Market (a la Milton Friedman) , Human Rights (for everyone except the Goyim), Moral interventionism and it is nowwidely accepted that the Holocaust has become the most popular Jewish religion. In fact for a preceptto become a ‘Jewish religion’ all it has to do is to a facilitate a sense of choseness or exceptionalism.

Now tell me, Nick Cohen the Atheist, the Zionist, advocate of Blair’s criminal war in Iraq, Jewish chronicle writer, the avid follower of the Holocaust religion who fights the Hitlers in the Labour Party24/7, is he not a Jew? You judge.

And what about you, would you like to ‘become a Jew’ like Nick Cohen? Nick Cohen believes you should. This is probably the only non-Jewish aspect in Cohen’s verbal masturbation. Jews do not invite people to join their club. They like to keep a certain level of exclusivity.

Gilad Atzmon, The Truth Seeker 10 Comments [9/12/2016 2:29:52 AM]
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Quote# 121528

But this is where it gets interesting. The Bible teaches that a world government is in mankind’s future. The UN has voted to establish a world government by 2030 and the WHO will be an agency in that UN world government.

The WHO keeps statistics on the cause of death, execution by beheading on a guillotine is an acceptable form of death (perhaps preferred for organ harvest), the Antichrist will rise to power over the UN world government, and he and his False Prophet will execute people by beheading (Rev. 20:4).Furthermore, the Antichrist and his False Prophet will execute millions of people. Many guillotines will be needed because the world already considers that to be an acceptable way to execute people.

And for years there have been reports and pictures on the Internet of coffins and guillotines at FEMA camps in the U.S. Some reports say the U.S. has already purchased and stored as many as 30,000 guillotines.

Finally, the Pre-Trib Rapture means the church won’t be here when the Antichrist and his false prophet start beheading millions.

But the fact that a world government is on the way and the UN WHO already has an E-code to classify legally beheaded people are more signs that the Rapture is getting close.

Let God be magnified; His Word is forever true.

Daymon Duck, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [9/10/2016 1:23:04 AM]
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Quote# 121505

A circle or globe cannot be measured because a circle has no beginning or end....Only a FLAT PLANE can be measured. The circumference of a circle can be determined by the p formula. The earth is a PLANE . . . and not a PLANET.

The global earth scam started with the pagan Greeks. The Greeks believed that the world was a GLOBE because Zeus said so. Greece was the 3rd universal empire in the nightmarish dream of King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon.

That Empire was symbolized by bronze, and where ever Greek influence prevailed, that pagan concept also prevailed.

The pagan Greek myth of a global earth dominates Rockefeller HQ in New York City.

No wonder it is called Greek MYTHOLOGY.

That sculpture is based on the Farnese Atlas, which is a 2nd century Roman marble copy of a Greek sculpture.

The Farnese Atlas is a 2nd-century Roman marble copy of a Hellenistic sculpture of Atlas kneeling with a globe weighing heavily on his shoulders. It is the oldest extant statue of the Titan of Greek mythology, who is represented in an earlier vase painting, and more importantly the oldest known representation of the celestial sphere. The sculpture is at the National Archaeological Museum (Museo Archeologico Nazionale) in Naples, Italy. It stands seven feet (2.1 meters) tall, and the globe is 65 cm in diameter.

The Romans adopted the global earth myth from the Greeks.

On the left can be seen Emperor Augustus as Jupiter, holding a scepter and globe as symbols of his universal authority.

The coin on the right shows Jesus Constantine in full armor with a globe crowning the cross.

The visual symbolism of holding the world in one's hand, or perhaps even more ominously under one's foot, was a clear message used since antiquity.

Constantine's coin show him in full armor. His helmet bears a small chi-rho, the mythological Roman wolf and twins appear on his shield. The cross is prominent with a globe indicating the universal pretensions of the Papal Roman Empire.

The famous portrait of Queen Elizabeth I (Shake-speare), painted after the defeat of the "Invincible Spanish Armada," shows her hand resting on a globe.

The globe is a pagan myth borrowed from Greece and Rome.

The examples of rulers holding globes or orbs in their hands are legion. The GLOBE is basically a symbol of MONARCHY or despotic rule.

John D. Rockefeller Jr. sent admiral Byrd to discover the imaginary South Pole!!

In 1928, John D. Rockefeller Jr. financed an expedition to the mythological South Pole. As a British Secret Service agent, Rockefeller knew perfectly that no South Pole existed but people were curious about the true shape of the world.

In 1928, billionaire John D. Rockefeller Jr. financed an expedition to discover the "South Pole."

Leading the expedition was a Rockefeller spy and naval officer named Richard E. Byrd.

As a British Secret Service agent, Rockefeller knew full well that the South Pole didn't exist.

In 1928, Byrd began his first expedition to the Antarctic involving two ships and three airplanes: Byrd's Flagship was the City of New York (a Norwegian sealing ship previously named Samson that had come into fame as a ship some claimed was in the vicinity of the RMS Titanic when the latter was sinking); a Ford Trimotor called the Floyd Bennett (named after the recently deceased pilot of Byrd's previous expeditions) flown by Dean Smith; a Fairchild FC-2W2, NX8006, built 1928, named "Stars And Stripes" (now displayed at the Virginia Aviation Museum, on loan from the); and a Fokker Universal monoplane called the Virginia (Byrd's birth state). A base camp named "Little America" was constructed on the Ross Ice Shelf and scientific expeditions by snowshoe, dog-sled, snowmobile, and airplane began.

As far back as 1775, the famous explorer Captain Cook had already discovered that the "South Pole" just didn't exist.

Antarctica is a massive ice wall that circles the flat earth.

Byrd named a plateau on one of the islands after his sponsor, John D. Rockefeller Jr.

Here is the Scripture verse that describes the circular ice wall that keep the vast oceans in check:

When he (JEHOVAH) prepared the heavens, I was there: when he set a compass upon the face of the deep (Proverbs 8: 27).

Rockefeller was obsessed with the dogma of the global earth, so he kept sending Byrd back to "discover" the South Pole. Byrd's last expedition was in 1955-1956.

The last expedition for Byrd to Antarctica was a massive military operation called Operation Deep Freeze.

From that time onward, all civilians were forbidden to visit Antarctica.

From 1956 onward, Antarctica was completely controlled by the Pentagon and anybody visiting without permission was shot on sight. Byrd died mysteriously in 1957 and perhaps he had a timely demise before he could tell the truth that the "South Pole" was an illusion.

Incredibly, Rockefeller owned NASA was born right after admiral Byrd returned from the nonexistent South Pole.

The highlight of the Rockefeller global earth scam was the Mickey Mouse moon landing in 1969.

That scam was followed by the space shuttle, satellites in orbit, the International Space station etc., etc.

Rockefeller owned "government" agencies like the Smithsonian Institution, National Geographic Society, National Science Foundation, United States Geological Survey etc., etc., all vied with each other in pushing the global earth scam. Meanwhile, back on the stationary, flat earth, people in the know still use maps of the flat earth.

The earth was flat back in 1892 when the Gleason's New Standard map of the world was published.

It did not become a rotating ball floating in space within the last 100 years.

Aviation is one of the most exact sciences, and pilots do not allow for any rotation or curvature of the earth.

The UN emblem is a map of the world representing an azimuthal equidistant projection centered on the North Pole, inscribed in a wreath consisting of crossed conventionalized branches of the olive tree....The projection of the map extends to 60 degrees south latitude, but does not include the ICE WALL that surrounds the flat earth.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 23 Comments [9/8/2016 3:04:09 AM]
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The district attorney in San Antonio, Texas, asserts that vaccines “can and do cause autism” in a video promoting a documentary that claims the government has covered up the link.

Bexar County District Attorney Nico LaHood claims his children were “vaccine injured”—one has autism and the other a skin condition—and that he’s entitled to his opinion, report the San Antonio Current and the San Antonio News-Express in stories here, here and here.

LaHood is sitting at his desk in his county office in one of the video clips promoting the movie. “I’m Nico LaHood,” he said. “I’m the criminal district attorney in San Antonio, Texas. I’m here to tell you that vaccines can and do cause autism.”

LaHood said he was acting as a concerned dad rather an elected official when he made the video. Another of the movie segments is filmed in his home with he and his wife. He sponsored a local screening of the documentary, Vaxxed: From Cover-up to Catastrophe.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention say there is no link between vaccines and autism. A 1998 study claiming there was a link between the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine and autism has been retracted and denounced as “an elaborate fraud.” (An author of that discredited study, former gastroenterologist Andrew Wakefield, was also the director of Vaxxed. Wakefield, who had been a British doctor, was struck off the medical register in 2010 for serious professional misconduct, the Guardian reported at the time.) In addition, a special vaccine court found vaccines are not to blame for autism.

LaHood doesn’t believe the CDC. “I have talked to scientists and I have seen the false study by the CDC,” he said. “I know what I have gone through. … I just encourage people to watch the information and make up their own minds.”

The San Antonio Health Department released a statement after LaHood’s video received press attention. The statement said the evidence is clear that vaccines don’t cause autism. Detractors had blamed the preservative thimerosal, but it is not a toxin, according to the statement. “The fact that thimerosal is no longer used in vaccines and the autism rate is increasing supports further evidence that it is not the causative agent,” the statement said.

Nico LaHood, ABA Journal 8 Comments [9/7/2016 5:10:25 PM]
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Quote# 121463

Purveyors of antisemitic conspiracy theories are two-a-penny, but one Russian TV documentary has gone a step further than most.

Jews are responsible for the sinking of the Titanic, the nuclear disaster at Chernobyl and the terrorist attacks in the US on 11 September 2001, according to a short film broadcast recently on REN TV.

The documentary is an updated version of an earlier version broadcast in 2012, in which it was alleged that a group of “300 Jews, Illuminati and Freemasons” was behind the sinking of the British ship 100 years ago in order to cause an international crisis and take over the world.

The more recent film switches from past to the present tense and extends the conspiracy to Chernobyl, the collapse of the USSR in 1991 and 9/11, stating that the “Arab terrorists were unjustly blamed for the attacks”.

Commentators said the documentary was an attempt to revive the popularity of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, a 19th-century antisemitic forgery created by the Tsar’s secret service, the Okhrana, to whip up antisemitism in Russia.
REN TV is a private network with an potential audience of more than 100 million Russians.

In 2015, the Russian Ministry of Education and Science described the channel’s documentaries as "the most harmful pseudoscientific project (for spreading of myths, delusions and superstitions)" and criticised REN TV for spreading conspiracy theories and distrust of science.

UPDATE: On Tuesday, we uploaded the above article to the JC’s website and Facebook page.

The story, although in its way a classic of its genre, was yet another article about yet another media outlet publishing yet another antisemitic conspiracy theory.
Clearly mistakenly, we did not feel the need to point out that the documentary’s allegations were utter rubbish.

Mistakenly, because within minutes of the story being published, the potency of conspiracy theories – and the seemingly insatiable hunger of some people for them – was demonstrated by a stream of comments on social media welcoming the revelations supposedly contained in the documentary and praising the Russian channel, REN TV, for its exemplary investigative work. One Facebook user wrote: “Hadn’t heard about the Chernobyl connection before”, and another commented: “Nice work, REN TV”.

Another added: “The only one that’s not news is Chernobyl but it is no surprise. And by Jews we are talking the Zionist Cabal with their Archon blood”.
The journey of the story through social media is an object lesson in how conspiracy theories spread on the web.


REN TV, commenters on social media , Jewish Chronicle  8 Comments [9/5/2016 3:14:43 AM]
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Quote# 121456

Trevor Treller, 44, who carries a small Smith & Wesson pistol on his hip, moved to north Idaho last year from Long Beach, Calif., and recently paid a little less than $400,000 for a defensible three-bedroom house on five wooded acres.

Treller, a sommelier at a local resort, said Obama was a key factor in his decision. He said the president has inflamed racial tensions in America, presided over a dangerous expansion of the national debt, been “hostile” to Second Amendment rights and failed to curtail the nuclear ambitions of North Korea and Iran.

Treller said any one of those factors could lead to crippling chaos, so he and his wife have laid in food, weapons and ammunition and are installing an iron gate across their long gravel driveway.

“I think there’s a very good chance that these things won’t happen in my lifetime, but I also think there’s a chance that they will,” Treller said. “It’s extreme collective hubris to think that we’re exempt from everything that happened to every single society before us throughout history.”

Trevor Treller, Washington Post 7 Comments [9/5/2016 3:02:38 AM]
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Quote# 121454

Proof There Is No "Outer Space."

Ask the question: How does the Earth's atmosphere stay adjacent to the Earth's surface?

The Tardly Answer is: "Gravity of The Earth."

Okay, let's assume that it is the Earth's gravity holding its atmosphere. If that is so, then opening up a container with a vacuum inside should not suck any air into it. After all, the "vacuum of space" surrounding the Earth is no different than a big bottle with a vacuum inside of it. But, the "vacuum of space" Does not suck up the Earth's atmosphere.

And, the sheer volume of the Earth's atmosphere should act no differently in response to a vacuum bottle than to a vacuum surrounding the Earth. You cannot refute this, for the same reason that small rocks fall at the same speed as huge rocks.

And Yes, the Earth does have enough gravity to make the atmosphere denser at the surface, just as there is increasing water pressure as one goes further under water.
It is just that there is no "outer space vacuum."

Put on your thinking caps, Snowflakes. And, try not to get upset.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [9/4/2016 6:22:06 PM]
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Quote# 121453

are white people from earth..... seriously?

when god created man from the earth man had melanin to protect him from the suns rays.

this may seem like a crazy question but i ask you to take a min and think of the white males history. it goes back to the caucus moutains. now keeping that in mind i ask a basic question how did white people become white ?in nature the animal kingdom all animals have defensive mechanisms.
what is the reason for being white?

some say the move from out of africa to the cooler climates produces this . and to me for a long time it made sense until u realize the eskimos have tint to their skin .

logically thinking the only way to have white skin is to have been underground. no sunshine. like in the movie time machine. i hate to use a movie as a example but you get the idea. a very dark piece of history is missing.

when the biblical flood hit the only place one could go was underground thats logic right? because afterwards the bible states that people survived afterwards the giants their numbers drastically reduced. many people from the four corners of the earth described them as white males red heads
with six fingers and six toes.

early indians would walk up to you and say the words" howe "raising their hand in the air to show they only had five fingers.

lets be honest the people of this planet were evolved to the point of using agriculture. white people came out of no-where to sit atop the food chain so to speak. they created the atom bomb , air planes ,computers banking and credit. they are clearly using reverse engineering all the things that were invented in the last 150 yrs is mind boggling. compared to the last million yrs. even a white person has to say what the heck is this all about? the zionists that one percent thats ruling and the catholic church are hiding facts. look at the tech of television come on there is something going on here.

forgive any spelling errors in trying to get these questions across. iam a history buff and the orgin of the white male with blue eyes well this is a riddle to be solved. the facts as they stand now would lead to a alien pressence undoubtedly unequivically so.

iam not trying to offend anyone not my intention i would like some legitimate ideas to the questions is all.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [9/4/2016 6:22:02 PM]
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Quote# 121452

Reptilian George Soros proof of selling aborted babies to reptilian overlords - DCLeaks

Planned Parenthood Sought $1.5 Million From George Soros After Exposed Selling Baby Parts

New documents released today show the Planned Parenthood abortion business sought $1.5 million form liberal billionaire George Soros to help respond to the avalanche of negative publicity following the reseals of multiple videos showing the abortion company selling the body parts of aborted babies.

[link to www.lifenews.com]


Top Planned Parenthood Exec: Baby Parts Sales “A Valid Exchange,” Can Make "A Fair Amount of Income”

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

George Soros Has Spent Millions to Promote Big Abortion, But Someone Has Spent Even More

The concern that drove corporate titans to invest in and promote groups like Planned Parenthood in the 1950s and 1960s does not seem to have abated. As recently as 2009, several of the richest and most powerful people in America got together, at Bill Gates’ request, to discuss solutions to some of the world’s most pressing problems. Chief among them? Overpopulation (“Billionaire club in bid to curb overpopulation” London Sunday Times, 5/24/09).

Members of that group that met included David Rockefeller Jr., Warren Buffett, George Soros, Michael Bloomberg, Ted Turner, and Oprah Winfrey.

[link to www.lifenews.com]

And here is some "Pre-cooked" meat for sale;

Aborted babies incinerated to heat UK hospitals

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [9/4/2016 5:34:35 PM]
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Quote# 121445

So, Trump is the conspiracy theorist for listening to Alex Jones," InfoWars contributor Paul Joseph Watson said in one of the site's many takedowns. "Yet, [Hillary Clinton] just asserted that a former KGB officer under the Communist government of the Soviet Union is now the leader of conservatives in America."

Paul Joseph Watson, Washington Post 4 Comments [9/4/2016 4:58:12 PM]
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Quote# 121423

mankinds science mostly is poison to people.
there is good science and bad.

cloning is evil science.
placing poisons into our food supply is evil science not intelligent design.

if you knew what was in your ingestible products you would scream.
vitamins/shamoo/toothpaste/water/meats?
GMO? is not at all healthy.
mad cow is about cows eating cows. (sickening)

our children are suffering due to science.
satan has peed into the water and everyone swims in it. (said nicely)


autism?
ADHD?
MS?

i could go on all day....
science has few answers....

good science exists.
but so does poor science.

who needs pork in your toothpaste?
insects in the food dyes.
(IF YOU EAT or DRINK MOST ANYTHING RED?) its petroleum based or comes from insects.
Red dye #40 and red dye #4.
the foods with coloring have been proven to cause ADHD in children.

Donald, Y! answers 7 Comments [9/4/2016 2:36:18 AM]
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Quote# 121419

Jimmy Kimmel thought he was putting to rest the rumors swirling around Hillary Clinton’s health when he asked her to open a pickle jar on his show earlier this week.

But, as might be expected, the “pickle test” did little to assuage Clinton opponents, who now see Kimmel as a willing participant in the conspiracy to cover up the Democratic nominee’s debilitating ailments.

On last night’s show, Kimmel played for his audience clips from a seven-minute video featuring InfoWars host and, the host said, leading “pickle-gate” proponent Alex Jones dissecting the segment in question and concluding that the entire performance was staged.

The pickle “can” — as Jones refers to it — didn’t “pop,” nor did Clinton open it in a manner consistent with normal opening procedure.

Kimmel proceeded to mock Jones for having too much time on his hands, and went on to “admit” that, indeed, the can-spiracy was uncovered, and now he had no choice but to murder the pickle jar.

“If you’re ever feeling bad about your job,” Kimmel told his viewers, "just remember there’s a grown man who spent a full seven minutes yelling about me and a pickle jar on television."

Alex Jones, The Hill 10 Comments [9/3/2016 4:53:07 AM]
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Quote# 121411

(Highlights from his writeup of an interview he did for QR magazine)

I am being featured in Spain's QR magazine this month with an interview I gave concerning our flat, motionless Earth. Overall I thought the questions were good, however they chose an odd image from one of my rap videos to represent me, and the magazine's editors interestingly omitted one and only one word from the actual interview: The final paragraph should read "The JEWS, Jesuits, Freemasons and other embedded secret societies," though they decided to take out the word "Jews" because quote, "that leaves us as a company open to attack and highly publicized criticism." As Voltaire said, "to learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

[...]

QR - When people have been into space, why is it do you think that they did not identify the earth as being flat?

Outer space is a science-fiction myth woven by lying Freemasons with some rockets, computer graphics, and a multi-billion dollar taxpayer-funded budget. Astro-nots are merely Freemasonic actors playing out their role in propagandizing the public into believing their nihilistic, atheistic, heliocentric cosmology. Astronauts are fully aware of the deception they are participating in and “do not identify the earth as being flat” because they are sworn paid liars doing a job.

[...]

QR - If the earth is indeed flat, then where does it start and end, and why don’t we fall off it?


I could similarly ask NASA and modern astronomers, “if outer-space is indeed real, where does it start and end, and why can’t we go beyond that?” Antarctica is not the tiny ice-continent found confined to the underside of astronomer’s globes, but is rather a gigantic ice wall/plateau 200 feet tall that surrounds the Earth and holds the oceans in 360 degrees around us. How far the Antarctic ice extends southwards and whether it terminates in an edge, barrier/firmament, or whether it is infinite is currently unknown and unknowable to the public thanks to the Antarctic Treaty which prevents ordinary people from independent exploration of Antarctica.

[...]

QR - Where does the atmosphere start and finish?


This is another question which even NASA refuses to answer. They claim that at some undetermined height, “gravity” becomes weaker and weaker until it magically gives way to “outer-space” which is a vacuum which allow astronauts to free-float forever without falling back down. First of all, it is physically and philosophically impossible for “infinite non-gravitized vacuum space” to exist adjacent to and not separated in any way from non-vacuum, gravitized atmosphere. Secondly, no amateur rocket, balloon, or other technology has ever been able to reach this alleged height where instead of falling back down to Earth like a skydiver, people are able to simply free-float. This is because astro-nots are not in outer-space at all and are simply filming the free-floating effect using camera tricks, green screens, wires, dark pools, and so-called “zero-g planes.” The reality is as the old adage states, “what goes up, must come down,” and not because of “gravity” but because objects always rise/fall based on the relative densities of their surroundings. A helium balloon rises upwards because it is lighter than the oxygen, nitrogen and other elements in the air surrounding it. A rock drops right to the ground because it is denser than the air surrounding it. That is all. The helium balloon doesn’t mysteriously escape “gravity” while the rock is subjected to it, but rather, as was known for millennia before Newton’s silly theory, objects naturally rise/fall towards their own density.

[...]

QR - How does the earth’s magnetic field work? Does the reverse side of the earth also have magnetism?


The farthest anyone has ever drilled into the Earth is a mere 8 miles. So in reality no one knows what is beyond 8 miles deep, but our scientific establishment has taken the liberty of providing every school textbook with images showing a ball-Earth with several hypothetical layers going from crust, to outer mantle, to inner mantle, to outer core and inner core where they claim there is hot molten magnetic metal causing Earth to have constantly moving magnetic dipoles on its surface! In reality, they have not even drilled beyond the crust, but claim to know what exists at every layer and their theory of Earth’s magnetism resulting from a molten metal core suggests a type of magnet that doesn’t actually exist. Our flat Earth’s actual magnetism however, works similar to that of a ring-magnet found in loud-speakers, where the North pole is the monopole pole at the center and the “South pole” is actually every point along the outer circumference.

Eric Dubay, The Atlantean Conspiracy 14 Comments [9/2/2016 5:43:40 PM]
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Quote# 121402

A Las Vegas conspiracy theorist has been taken into custody and charged with making terrorist threats after posting a disturbing YouTube video threatening to slaughter “gays, faggots, lesbians and satanists,” reports KTNV.

Bryce Cuellar, 24, was arrested by Las Vegas police after they were notified by Interpol in July about Cuellar’s video. In the video, Cuellar stated that he is tired of the government trying to take away his First and Second Amendment rights and planned to go on a killing spree.

Calling himself a “Christian warrior,” Cuellar bragged that he would use his weapons as the Founding Fathers intended, killing,” gays, faggots, lesbians and satanists.”

According to Las Vegas police, Cuellar reportedly beat his wife hours after posting the video on YouTube, where he displayed his weapons while wearing a Kevlar vest and sporting night-vision goggles.

A review of Cuellar’s YouTube page reveal a collection of conspiracy-minded videos including ones that question what happened at Sandy Hook Elementary, support for the Bundy family’s war on the government, the threat of the Illuminati and proof that angels and demons are real. Investigators say the timeline of his videos suggest that he has sunk deeper in the world of conspiracy mongering over the past three years.

Following his arrest, Cuellar admitted to making the video but said that he was “angry and drunk” at the time, and has no intention of murdering anyone.

Despite that, Cuellar is being held on $100,000 bail and has been admitted for a psychological evaluation.

The Las Vegas man’s next hearing is scheduled for Sept. 1.

Bryce Cuellar, Raw Story 6 Comments [9/2/2016 4:32:57 PM]
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