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Quote# 102895

After the death of Jew America's bogyman Osama bin Laden, it appeared necessary to find a brand new bogyman to scare the public and justify police crackdown and further restrictions of US civil rights and more wars against Syria and Iraq.

Indeed Osama bin Laden had been a very useful excuse for war on "terrorists" against Iraq, Afghanistan, and US civil rights,

The brand new bogyman replacement is ISIS and Calpih Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

So one is to expect more false flag attacks coming up.

BAB, Real Jew News 1 Comments [8/23/2014 3:38:46 AM]
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Quote# 102883

When you look up at the Great Pyramid, it's apex seems to be missing. It is flap topped and not pointed like a pyramid should be. Usually, when a pyramid was constructed, the top part, or capstone (also called top-stone), was the last thing to be placed on it. It was considered the most important part of the pyramid and was made of special stone or even gold. The capstone was usually highly decorated.

The fact that the Egyptians DIDN'T finish The Great Pyramid is clear evidence that the New World Order has been in planning for thousands of years. It is surely more than mere coincidence that the back of every U.S. one dollar bill has an incomplete pyramid on it.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 10 Comments [8/23/2014 3:33:12 AM]
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Quote# 102865

[Colorado Begins an anti-Marijuana PSA]
Who is starting up this "campaign". Are the pharm companies paying some folks to do it?. Who is?.

- AND WHAT'S THEIR REASON. (What do they benefit from it, any reasons what so ever).

E.G: Is the pharm companies paying some local government official to start the "don't be a lab rat campaign", and of course if it is pharm companies behind it, then we all know why they are doing it.
BUUUUT, AT THE SAME TIME, PHARM COMPANIES should work together with cannabis, Cannabis is a plant ok?. Its a drug. The pharm companies also produce many many drugs in chemical/pill form. And they make a lot of money. BUT, THEY SHOULD, HAVE THE COMMON DECENCY TO RESPECT PEOPLES CHOICES/ETC REGARDING CANNABIS.
BECAUSE, just because they're not making money from Cannabis, and people use it, does not give them any right to be against it. IF THAT'S THEIR OPINION, THEN RIGHT NOW, WE SHOULD ALL MARCH and say heyy man well get out with all your pharm medication, take all your pills and get the hell out. BUt of course, what would be the point of that?, pills/medicine is good and it is. and it helps a lot of people. AND THE PHARM COMPANIES MUST KNOW, that its a two way street. Some people will smoke their cannabis and maybe the pharm companies won't get all the money from cannabis. And others will take antidepressants,etc,etc (all the pharm type of pills), AND that's 100% OK. (and or people can use Cannabis + Pharm Drugs )

The pharm companies can't have it both ways. They already make billions FROM the people. And well of course because they sell their drugs.
But now, Cannabis comes along, and its a MIGHTY medical herb (really, cancer patients using pharm medicines to help them, BUT also COMBINED cannabis stops their vomiting/increases appetite/etc/etc.

fluffy clouds, Shroomery 6 Comments [8/22/2014 3:13:32 AM]
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Quote# 102847

[This is in response to an article on the shooting of Michael Brown.]

The whole thing is spun now as CIA OP with Looters from out of town and the New Black Panthers getting involved (that's Obama's people)

Brown was guilty no doubt about that. This is just another BS to create a race war.

It is a real war on Whites. Why do you think there is so much immigration being allowed.

Look at Sweden! one can only say What the Hell is wrong with these people! Agenda 21 folks!

Every riot that happens is an experiment to the CIA.

Koolz, Real Jew News 13 Comments [8/21/2014 3:28:19 AM]
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Quote# 102828

More nonsense fake science babbling based on fake data....
Asteroids are far from anything "natural" .... camouflaged spaceships instead....

chojin999, vr-zone.com 15 Comments [8/20/2014 2:41:32 AM]
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Quote# 102806

Netanyahu said Jews should migrate to Ukraine. Seems they are doing it and dispossessing its people as they did to the Palestinians, real Semites, from 1948 to this day.

Netan'yahu', is that from Yah or Jah, (Yahweh), our English Jehovah? Surely. Jehovah, YHWH. Jah, is the name of a god in Egypt, 19th century B.C. and also gods in other nations over the centuries. It is used as magic in witchcraft. Jehovah from YHWH in KJV and other English Old Testaments is used 6,000 times - that magic number 6.

These are from the Masoretes, Talmudic, who gave a corrupted manuscript our scholars used. What lies and deception imposed upon English speaking Christians. Snakes biting us.

Putin and Russia, how they hate him, are standing in their way to world domination.

How will Putin keep pursuing in his present direction? One can only hope and pray for his fortitude to be maintained.

Khazars were of the Snake Religion. Carried down from Nimrod of Babel.

A den of vipers, the Khazar Jews in Israel, now Ukraine, with the snake/demoheaofsnaesword-wide, some place(s).

Irene Bonney, Real Jew News 6 Comments [8/19/2014 3:24:59 AM]
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Quote# 102800

I always laughed at the whole idea of Elvis being alive, thought it was one of the more ridiculous CT's...

Then yesterday I saw a clip of Lisa Marie Presley on Larry King and he asks her something to the effect of "Do you ever feel like you're channeling your father?"

The bitch goes squirrelly instantly, she's almost convulsing in her chair shes so nervous and caught up, shes stuttering and stammering then finally says I don't wanna answer the question or something like that... then King says "it's ok you're not in a court room." and they quickly move on.

Based on her reaction alone, I know he didn't die that day, the way it is stated. If he's alive still to this day is anyones guess, but I believe strongly based on her reaction there's far more to the story. I was NEVER a fan of Elvis, I have zero emotion attached to this like most people.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 7 Comments [8/19/2014 3:09:28 AM]
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Quote# 102799

I propose that extraterrestrial lizards (hereinafter called "aliens") are talking to us through the tires on our cars. These aliens lack vocal cords, so in order to communicate with us through sound, they shape shifted into highway construction workers and cut grooves into sections of highways so that our tires would produce a particular sound. When you go different speeds, your tires make different pitch sounds. The aliens cut the grooves into different patterns with different gaps between the grooves. Both speed and groove arrangement affects the words the aliens say to us through our tires. Wake up and LISTEN!

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [8/19/2014 3:09:11 AM]
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Quote# 102798


Could this be why the moon's appearance has been noticebly different lately?


Peach, Godlike Productions 15 Comments [8/19/2014 3:08:42 AM]
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Quote# 102791

FACTS FOR LIBERALS: Mama Lois” Anderson: 79, and her 52 year old daughter Zelda White: Two US women aid workers were shot dead in Nairobi in Kenya (2008) were the retired Presbyterian Church missionaries of Pennsylvania (USA), known to thousands of Africans. The suspected killers of the US women, who were travelling in a car with diplomatic license plates, allegedly shot dead by police later. They were well known for their work. There is speculation that they possibly had knowledge of the birth and care for Barack Obama in Kenya and were later murdered to cover the trail. When murdered, the Husband had his full wallet which the thieves/car jacker didn’t take, and there was never a connection made to the said attackers the police later shot dead, but blamed for the double homicide/car jacking. Their church was burned in 2008, possibly to destroy any possible birth records there. Then police chief Mohammed Hussein Ali was later removed from office by Obama supported Kenyan strongman Odinga. All possible witnesses ended up dead, all possible records of the care of infant Obama burned in the church fire, and the public official responsible out of office.

gregzimmerman007, Media Matters 11 Comments [8/18/2014 5:53:48 PM]
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Quote# 102790

LaViolette's model has passed a number of cosmological tests, but does not lend itself to standard physics tests. Other test methods are needed. So cosmologists must fall in line or be ridiculed. Look at the ridicule I have suffered here.

LaViolette used to the model to predict the Pioneer anomaly, for example. And he used terms which are considered taboo, such as etheric. So the ridicule keeps science from looking at it, similar in effect to the UFO propaganda propagated by our government to help keep science blinded by relativist nonsense.

The electro-gravitic research started by Brown, etc. in the 50's and by the aerospace industry of the time has gone black since then. And science has since bowed to the black hole, big bang nonsense. Instead, we have wasted billions on the NASA PR stunts. This has kept the electro-gravitic physics hidden from dangerous rouge nations, and confined largely to Area 51, etc. So the strategy has been effective, with no rogue nation threat.

Tuxford, PHYS.org 6 Comments [8/18/2014 5:53:26 PM]
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Quote# 102780

When Muslims claim victory in a military conquest, they do two things. They build a mosque on or near the site of the battle, and then they raise up a minaret as high as it will go to show the world that that land has been claimed as an Islamic victory. On September 22, 2011, they opened Park 51, otherwise known as the Ground Zero Mosque. Step one was completed.

Step two happened on May 10, 2013, with the raising of an Islamic minaret to sit triumphantly atop the One World Trade Center. Look at the above graphic and tell me what you see. With the exception that one can send broadcast signals and the other cannot, what would be the difference? An intellectually honest person would be forced to agree.

Barracuda Brigade, Barracuda Brigade blogspot 6 Comments [8/18/2014 3:37:03 AM]
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Quote# 102778

Remember, they could poison the chemtrails (even more than they are already) with any virus or disease they want to and no one would ever be able to stop them.

Here's how it would go: cover story begins to break that parts of world are hit by Ebola. It's actually fake news, but it gets the cover story out there.

Then, Ebola or some other shitty disease is inserted into the chemtrail recipe, and millions become infected. Our corrupt Nazi leaders then simply blame the spread of the disease on "close contact" that citizens are having with each other.

YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE CONSIDERING THIS? You're naïve, and you're wrong.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [8/18/2014 3:36:45 AM]
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Quote# 102776

Here are some unexplained anomalies about the "Space Program"

1. The 1969 F1 engine used on the Saturn V are considered the most powerful rocket engines every built.

What's the other technology that peaked in 1969?
The one thousands of people worked on poured in billions of dollars of research, design and engineering and we still can't beat what we did in 1969?


In every field of technical endeavor 1969 is far in the past. Except for "Space Flight."

This is your first clue that Space Flight isn't real.They tried knowing it wouldn't work, it didn't work and they faked the mission and stopped development.

2. Where are all the rocket scientists?

I can name a dozen Chemists, Physicists, Nuclear Scientists, Automotive pioneers and aeronautic inventors but when it comes to people who have built rockets that have successfully traveled in space the only name that comes to mind is Wernher von Braun. That's it. All those missions, all those rockets and only one name.

You would expect to see more names bandied about if building space rockets were a real thing. Places like M.I.T. and Caltech don't offer degrees of Doctorates in building rockets. They are supposedly man's greatest achievements and nobody wants to work with them?

Wouldn't it make the career of a scientist to build a new type of space rocket? But no smart young people waste their careers on a technology that only exists on TV and the Movies.

The smart people know rockets don't travel through the vacuum. It's actually fairly easy to prove but the post gets deleted.

nmhaupt, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [8/18/2014 3:35:46 AM]
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Quote# 102763

In the 1970s Obama’s friend and mentor Bill Ayers’ group the Weather Underground advised that its plan was to have the Russians, Chinese and others occupy various regions of the USA and to eliminate at least 25,000,000 people who would refuse to be re-educated into their new masters’ ways of thinking. Larry Grathwohl was an FBI undercover informant in the group and shared information via a video (below) and I was privileged to interview him shortly before his death.

Today, the Russians and the Chinese–via the ObamaGov–have been entering our country in increasing numbers. Many of these are soldiers brought in by Obama for faux “joint training exercises” who have never left the country and others are still coming across our Southern border by the millions. And the 25,000,000 pegged for “elimination?” The number targeted for termination is probably much higher today. Besides, the ObamaGov and NWO will have to get rid of many more millions of us so that they can give our homes and possessions to the “new transformer illegals”…aka Obama voters and supporters. This is the stark reality of the situation, folks: It’s Racist to Not Die for Obama. Choose him or choose God. And remember…only one of the two gives us free will to make the choice. Guess which…

Sher Zieve, BarbWire.com 12 Comments [8/17/2014 4:14:06 AM]
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Quote# 102760

Erm. I'm just reviewing the facts. From the OP: Of note, Guinea cancelled mining permits issued by the previous corrupt government earlier this year, and renegotiated for a whole lot more money with another corporate partnership, which not incidentally, included interests from China. As it happens, China is not real popular in Washington: Threatening China: Influential Washington Think Tank Pushes US War Drive in the South China Sea. So surprise, surprise - the Ebola epidemic started near the research facilities.

That's motive, ability, opportunity.

Revised objectives might include: Destabilize Guinea's popular government that cancelled previous mining contracts and brought in the Chinese; demoralize the increasingly socialized workers in the region, who were starting to make demands and go on strike, and decimate the leadership; and thereby,

orchestrate the opportunity to "rehabilitate" the region and fund it's post-epidemic "economic recovery" by building infrastructure for mining iron ore, bauxite, diamonds, gold, uranium and whatever else might be lying around, and mining same.

soficrow, Above Top Secret 4 Comments [8/17/2014 4:12:39 AM]
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Quote# 102759

Just like in your personal life would you trust someone who is a proven liar time after time. I have no idea if [the 2014 Ebola epidemic] is planned,but they have done things in the past that will make me question them.

At what point do we not trust them anymore? In my opinion it does not make sense to do lab work in a insecure third world country with deadly viruses. Why when we have the facilities and scientists here? Maybe it was because they did not want people asking questions. Also this lab is under investigation that is kinda telling in itself.

SubTruth, Above Top Secret 6 Comments [8/17/2014 4:12:23 AM]
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Quote# 102755

What an absolute fake it is, the Ebola outbreak – an outbreak which never occurred. People were paid off. There is no evidence of any deaths or injuries, especially regarding cases in the Western world. It will be proven, here, that all cases of Ebola acclaimed to have stricken American citizens are fakes. No American was infected by this virus and was, then, subsequently flown to the United States. It was all staged, and it is easy to prove.

The powerful Zionist cabal is at its old tricks again. Using its significant assets in both the media and on the ground, it has perpetrated yet another ludicrous fraud. Once again, the fabrication is based on crisis actors, absolute fakes, who lend their faces and names for a fee. It is through such fakes acting as if real that the hoaxes have substance.

drkresearch, No Disinfo 12 Comments [8/16/2014 5:47:43 AM]
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Quote# 102745

Sightings of Nessie and Champ are the most famous and enduring cryptid mysteries, but other large water cryptics have been on the increase over the past few years with reports coming in from all over the planet.

The most famous photograph of Nessie, known as The Surgeon's Photo, has been debunked as a hoax.

However, in 1977, Sandra Mansi took a photo of the cryptid creature seen in Lake Champlain, Vermont, known as Champ. In 1981, this photo underwent tests for authenticity by the Optical Science Center at the University of Arizona. Their conclusion was that this photo is not a fake.

So, if these creatures are real, how do they manage to conceal themselves from the many expeditions of searchers, seeking proof of their existence?

This video of the new H2 show, In Search of Aliens, hosted by Ancient Astronaut theorist Giorgio Tsoukalos, offers compelling evidence from the interviews, to answer this question.

There is a deep basin in Lake Champlain called Split Rock. This basin narrows to only about 1/2 mile wide, and 500 ft. deep, and... it is filled with huge amounts of quartz.

As you may know, quartz can create huge amounts of Electromagnetic Fields when the conditions are right.

According to Dr. John Brandenburg in Southern California, huge amounts of EMF can be created from the quartz in the ground, caused by geologic stresses; this can generate enormous amounts of power.
He says there is an alternative hypothesis of how these sea monsters are being witnessed by people: TIME TRAVEL.

Dr. Brandenburg theorizes the areas in these lakes (Loch Ness and Lake Champlain), with their large concentration of quartz, could be a gateway for a portal of time travel through a worm hole. He suggests that what people are seeing is a creature from the past... in the present.

So...people who have seen one of these creatures are actually seeing the past appearing for only a brief moment in the present. This sounds like a very good explanation to me.

sled 735, Above Top Secret 14 Comments [8/16/2014 4:58:44 AM]
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Quote# 102744

So my story concerns a friend that I have known for about a year now. I met her the summer of last year while I was working, and we spent a lot of time hanging out together this recent summer and fall.
I do have a reputation as being the infinite source of “mind-blowing” stories about UFOs, conspiracies and the like at work, and this girl was one of the ones who always loved hearing my stories... especially the ones concerning UFOs and ETS.

Sometime during this recent summer, she told me that she had a story to tell about being an alien or something. I kind of laughed and said we would talk about it someday. Then a few days ago, after spending a day hanging out, that comment she made seemed to randomly pop into my head, so I asked her to tell me about that “alien” story.

Then she told me she was an alien. I just kind of looked at her... hopefully not with an expression that was too weird or bizarre. She then went on to tell me that it was no big deal, and that she had told many people this before, including her family and a few of her friends.

So, unsure what to make of that, I started asking questions. She told me that there was a lot she couldn’t
answer; there was a rule against revealing pretty much anything about who her race was, why they here, and what they know.

According to her story, she is a part of an ET race that studies humans much like we would study other cultures; by living with them. In her case however, it involves living an entire life as a human on earth- right from birth to death.

She was born with a twin, and according to her, her race births genetically identical twins; twins that are exactly the same, right down to identical fingerprints.

She said that twins are usually given the opportunity to study other races; that way, if she should need a break or need to contact for any reason, her twin could hop in her place and take over for a while.
So after this little bit of background... I started asking obvious questions such as “why haven’t you revealed yourselves”, and “would you let us destroy ourselves without intervening?”.

At this point, I was still pretty confused as to what the conversation meant; she could be just playing some kind of play-along joke, or just trying to have some kind of interesting conversation with me- but either way, there was something about the way she could easily answer my questions with a certain tone that indicated to me that in the least that she was being sincere in some sort of way.

So according to her, her race has a harsh policy against interfering with human evolution or revealing themselves and their true nature and knowledge to people. However she says that there are many others who are just like her- seemingly average people living out full human lives- but in reality being not of this earth. She would be able to recognize who they were if she saw them. Some of them go against the rule of non-intervention. Some are trying to help us, but some are just trying to play tricks on us for their own amusement; she said this is one of reasons why there is so much contradicting stories and information in the realm of ET contact.

Monts, Above Top Secret 16 Comments [8/16/2014 4:57:53 AM]
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Quote# 102742

MH17 , Boston bombing, Sandy hook, all of these events have one thing in common, SLOPPYness. Like that one guy with his leg blown off in a wheelchair in Boston, crisis actors. MH17 he passports are in perfect condition, and the bodies were supposedly decomposing as if they had been there for a month. Bottom line here is, whoever orchestrates these false flags ALWAYS does a very sloppy job and it is easy to see through. You think for how supposedly "powerful" these people are that they could do a better job with these false flags.

smokingmirrors, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [8/16/2014 4:29:26 AM]
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Quote# 102741

Hello, my name is Walter and I reside in Maryland, United States. Last night something happened that changed my life forever and possibly will change yours. I won't write an entire essay and I will keep it short and get to the point. To begin with, this is a true story and it is your choice to believe it or not. All I ask is you keep an open mind. It was about 7:11 yesterday and I had decided i should cut the grass before it gets dark. It took me merely a hour to cut the grass and by the time it was done, It was pretty much dark. As I'm putting away the lawn mower and gardening equipment, I hear a high pitched tone followed by a bright light. The light was coming from my backyard and as I went back there to investigate I saw it. It was about 5'6, had multiple arms, and 4 eyes. It looked really weird as nothing ive ever seen before. As I approached it, I felt at peace. Like there was nothing to be afraid of. I wanted to call the police but with some kind of telekenetic force, it communicated with me. The next thing i know im on the floor and i wake up 30 mins later with my pants down to my knees. I am not clear what happened but it was a terrible night

Walter White, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [8/16/2014 4:27:42 AM]
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Quote# 102740

There's no coincidences when it comes to the black arts, and comedy is an integral part in seducing a population into the black arts.

Maybe that Williams guy woke up from the seduction he had done and those crappy ideals they used him to spread, like sodomy, cross dressing, pro abortion crap etc. so they took him out, by staging a suicide.

-GLP-Christian-, Godlike Productions 5 Comments [8/16/2014 4:27:04 AM]
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Quote# 102739

The United States now has a Communist president as of January 2009. Some prefer to call President Obama a “Globalist” instead of a Communist, but there's not a dime's difference. Communism is a vehicle created long ago by the International Banking Cartel, intended to bring to fruition a Global Godless Totalitarian Communist Police State. Nazism and Communism are simply two separate legs walking in the same direction—toward world domination, aka, a New World Order. Karl Ritter is considered by most the father of Nazism, just as Karl Marx is considered by most as the father of modern Communism. Both evils are the work of God-hating humanists, Evolutionists and eugenicists. DEVILUTION!

At 33:20 in the following 2-hour documentary, you'll learn that Communists broke over 200 promises and agreements previously made. Edward Griffin: The Truth About Communism (narrated by Ronald Reagan before he turned to the dark side). Like the ruthless Communists, President Obama broke nearly every promise he made during his campaign run for office.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 11 Comments [8/16/2014 4:26:49 AM]
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Quote# 102732

[On the death of Robin Williams]

Robin was murdered folks here is the numerology to back up my claim.

Look at the date GLP. 11 august. 11 is prime occult number by the Illuminati so you are correct. Williams was pronounced dead at 12:02 p.m. (1+2+0+2=5) , it said. He is age he died was 63 (6+3=9)
The Numbers of the Serpent Occult Religion.

The most venerated occult numbers are: 3, 6, 9, 11, 13, and multiples thereof, especially 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77. A triplication of numbers is also considered sacred (possibly even more sacred) to the occultist: 111, 222, 333, and so fourth. The number 5 is the number of Death; also, an extremely scared number is the double 11, as in 11:11, or 11/11/11.

The number 7 and 12 are also an extremely important number universally. Seven is a number of complement and is considered a Divine number. Seven days in a week, seven colors to the rainbow. The occult will also use this number 7, but their favorite numbers are 11 and 6. The occult avoids using the numbers and multiplications of 4, 8, 10, and 12, unless they correlate with their numbers.


WHO DAT????, Godlike Productions 25 Comments [8/15/2014 3:27:37 AM]
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