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Quote# 123913

The more you look at the theories surrounding the construction of Egypt's Pyramids the more you come to the logical conclusion that even if it were possible for the Egyptians to construct them there is no evidence that they had the technology to do so; No writings exist describing how and no tools have ever been found that would be capable of cutting stones with such mathematical precision and no traces of devices capable of lifting stones weighing many tons have ever been found.

Therefor there are some logical conclusions one came come to. 1. They did it with some kind of strange lost magic that did not require technology and yet no Egyptian writings describe how such magic would work. 2. There was another ancient civilization that actually built them - but no records or trace of such a civilization has ever been found. 3. A group of yet to be proven beings {The Nephilim or Anunnaki} constructed them - but neither of these groups can be proven to be more than myth or 4. An alien civilization built them for yet to be known reasons; And we can speculate that one of the reasons was for man to one day reach a level of intelligence to where he can accept the existence of these aliens and then possibly they will manifest because they will accept that man is ready for the next level of his evolution. - An advanced alien race might see early man as too undeveloped intellectually for communication - by this logic the Pyramids exist to test Man's suitablity for higher levels and communication with a more advanced Alien race.

alienview-tao, Alien Hub 7 Comments [1/27/2017 6:22:55 PM]
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Quote# 123888

I've come up with a few ideas about the grey aliens. They would relate to the physiology and nature of the lifeform. I believe greys may be specially cloned by superior beings for reconnaissance or study and/or harvesting missions.
Large skulls relative to their body size allows a larger brain for high intelligence and processing ability. Potential brain manipulation could remove emotions for maximised efficiency.
Oversized eyes can see at a massively improved resolution and quality, and absorb as much light as possible. They could be able to see many more wavelengths than us. The solid black colour may be a natural protective lens.
Small, skinny body allows the least amount of energy to be diverted from the brain. This would be important for mentally demanding missions.
Grey skin could be a result of genetic manipulation for protection from damaging UV rays or other radiation. Perhaps it absorbs certain types of light to produce energy?
Hairless body allows maximum cooling capacity to prevent overheating.
A lack of genitals, thus no gender, would prevent unwanted procreation and hormonal interference.
Organs may be reduced in size but would have more efficient lungs and heart than humans to supply more blood to the brain. Blood would be capable of carrying more oxygen.

Things like this would make sense for a scout unit that's only used for this purpose. They're useful on duty, but not really at home; one without means of reproduction and such an anatomy would have a hard time surviving without the use of mass cloning facilities and high quality nutrition. If the greys were an independent civilisation, they wouldn't survive and thrive well. They wouldn't have much strength and would probably be targeted by bigger, tougher species as conquest victims. Nobody's published a report on the grays' anatomy (sick pun:rotfl3:) so it can only be guessed how they work on the inside.

So that's my theory; greys are just cloned recon scouts.

They'd probably be used almost as slaves by the better, smarter inhabitants of their home civilisation. What do you make of it? Any questions? This is all speculation though. If I get any new ideas, I'll update this list.

Maybe this is why they don't correlate with projections for future human evolution.

Ted87552, Alien Hub 2 Comments [1/27/2017 6:17:26 PM]
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Quote# 123886

Hey everyone! I have decided to type up my experience/story.

I'm going to start off by saying I have always been interested in aliens/ufos ever since I was young. I remember watching E.T. all the time and curling up on the couch to watch alien shows/documentaries ever since I was a kid. They both fascinated and scared me at the same time but I continued watching these things even though my family made fun of me.

What I'm about to say has happened a few times when I was between the ages of 9-13. The ones I remember the most vividly are from when I was nine or ten years old, and from when I was twelve years old. Both times I had been sick and not sleeping well, so I was up during the night, laying in my bed half asleep. I've lived in two different houses during both of these, but I'll tell the one from when I was nine, in the first house.

So I was sick, laying in bed. I was sharing a room with my sister and our door was always left open so the light in the living room could come in. We were always a little afraid of the dark. Now I was only nine and that was quite a few years ago and it's a bit difficult to recall, but all I mostly remember is a small grey, about one foot tall I'd assume, standing in my doorway. It was leaning against the door way, half way in, not moving. It was staring right at me. I remember staring at it for a few seconds but it seemed like forever to me. A lot of people claim that their experiences with greys are friendly, but this was not. As a kid I was fucking terrified of this little creature spying on me. I was not in sleep paralysis because I was able to move. I remember turning around to face the wall so I wouldn't have to look at the creature anymore and I hoped it would go away and not come closer. I fell asleep after a long time because it did go away or left me alone because I was awake. I didn't know because I was too afraid to look and see if it was still there. The next morning I told my parents. They didn't believe me and just told me I was having bad dreams while I was sick. My sister slept through the whole night and didn't believe me either. I can vaguely remember that occur again a few times over the next few years but it wasn't as memorable and I'm not sure why.

Now, skipping a few years to where I think I was twelve years old. We had moved to a different house. Again, I was sick and half asleep while laying in my bed. The little grey had appeared again, peeking inside of my bedroom, leaning against the door frame. He was motionless while we stared at each other. This time was much more terrifying to me because there were others. In the hall, behind the grey peeking in, were more greys dashing back and forth through the hallway. Down the hall was the office, and in there we had a desk and computer, and some laundry in the closet. To me it looked like they were going into the office and then they'd leave, but what was really creepy was how they looked at me first. They would peep into my room, look at me for a second, and then run down the hall to wherever they were going. The one that stared at me stayed the whole time. I remember being scared through the whole thing. None of them seemed friendly or tried to communicate with me in any way. They just stared for a little while and didn't enter my bedroom. I eventually got too frightened, turned around to face the wall and tried to go back to sleep.
The next day I told my mother and I was terrified of going back to sleep in my room for the next week. She of course didn't believe me and told me I was having bad sick dreams. I rarely dream while I'm sick, and if I do have dreams they are never nightmares or scary.
If I remember correctly, that was the last time it had happened. I never had another incident since I was twelve years old.

Well that's my story and it still creeps me out years later. Any thoughts or comments? Any similar experiences? I'd really like to know if something like this has happened to others.

grey unknown, Alien Hub 2 Comments [1/27/2017 6:17:03 PM]
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Quote# 123883

Mike Pompeo has got his work cut out for him. He is going to have to purge the CIA of the satanist element within

A lot have made allegiances to the fallen Angels. Yes ISIS is currently their army. Hopefully the whitehat CIA agents will help Pompeo clean house.

I believe as Trump puts his people into various government departments and tries to wrestle for control over them. He will realize that a good chunk of the Government has already sworn allegiance to the beast.

It's going to result in civil war trying to get the government back from them.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 1 Comments [1/27/2017 6:15:42 PM]
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Quote# 123881

"If time travel is possible, why don't we see any time travelers arriving from the future?" The answer is simple...

Time travel exists.

Some people ask "if time travel is possible, why don't we see any time travelers arriving from the future?"

The answer is simple...

Most time travelers have no interest at all in anouncing themselves as time travelers. They have much more to win by remaining in the shadows.

And, when some crazy tard from the future comes and tries to anounce himself as a time traveler, proving it with correct predictions of the future, another traveler from the future comes and stops him. Those are the time cops.

Understand now?

everything is so simple...

also, past, present and future are all part of a computer simulation, but that's another story

reason is time cops, Godlike Productions 4 Comments [1/27/2017 6:15:22 PM]
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Quote# 123956

So-called "Global Warming" is a scam to allow the statists to centralize power in the hands of the few. Unlike collectivists elsewhere, Americans don't stand for that crap.

CeeTee55, The Atlantic 14 Comments [1/27/2017 8:55:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Into the Unknown

Quote# 123952

In this region of space, war is suppressed and outright conquest is not allowed. If a nation wishes to gain advantage and influence in another world, such as in an emerging world like your own, they must use more subtle means and employ other agents (HUMAN-ALIEN HYBRID agents) to carry out such an intervention. You are facing a non-human universe where freedom is rare, a universe that will seem foreign and even hostile to your presence should you escape the bounds of this solar system. Here you will find that you have few friends and allies. But to your advantage, there is a network of free nations in this region of space who do not participate in these vast networks of trade and commerce. They have, over time and through great effort, established their insulation and their freedom to function without outside interference. For it is always difficult for a free nation to exist around unfree nations. It is a delicate situation and has been an ongoing challenge for those free races whom you may consider to be the Allies of Humanity.
1 - (Entering the Greater Community)
2 - (Preparing for the Greater Community)
3 - (The Importance of the Greater Community)
4 - (Who Are the Allies of Humanity?)

danfer0063, Tumblr 3 Comments [1/27/2017 8:54:17 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 123945

To the novice who thinks that the Illuminati/NWO conspiracy is "total bullshit" (thank you cracked.com, by the way, we know who your masters are), the GPS is little more than a helpful tool. When one starts the car and activates the system, the expectations are that the satellite just provides information about location without actually saving it to a larger database. Once that person has arrived at their destination, the information about the trip is gone forever. According to Ford, that is not the case. Your little trip to the liquor store, strip club, or mistress's home are now documented by a massive corporation that is in league with an even more heinous secret society.

And this is based on what we know, what has been made available to us. For when it comes to the Illuminati, the information is not in what is there but rather what is not there. The GPS tracking device might be a transmitter used for a variety of other purposes. For instance, auto manufacturers might be installing bugs into new cars which can be activated at any time, and the voice recordings are conveniently transmitted courtesy of the GPS. This can also include hidden cameras that could be installed in the dashboard or behind LCD screens. Given the complexity of today's cars, mechanics would be unlikely to find these devices or even be able to recognize them if they did.

To make matters even worse, the GPS can also receive signals, and this could be of highly valuable use when the Illuminati decide to take over. Once the global financial meltdown is implemented, the NWO will use its satellites to transmit a signal to all cars telling them to switch off. This can be achieved through the GPS system. A signal can be relayed through the GPS and cause the microchip to overload. This will cause a car to shut off permanently.

We are living in the end times here. Our lives are completely exposed to the corrupt forces that control this planet. There are very few bastions of individual freedoms left to us. Our advice is to avail yourself of as much technology as possible. If you own a car that lacks a GPS, by all means keep it in good repair. Make sure that all of your transactions are done in cash, and do what you can to support the Second Amendment.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 9 Comments [1/26/2017 1:09:32 PM]
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Quote# 123944

I did indeed catch some of the Jew spew media reports from yesterday about all those controversial "women's marches" that were staged right across North America... Many of these so called "marches" were supposed to be protests against incoming President Drumpf and his supposed and very fraudulent "hates women" agenda that does not exist.... I and others have carefully noted all of the incoming President's policies and statements, and I found NOTHING at all in his actions or statements that should have the ire of women across America... Therefore there has to be something else to the agenda and someone else wanting these women to "protest" across North America...

Well, lo and behold, but the truth is finally out in the open...For according to the following article from the New York Times website, at nytlive.nytimes.com, apparently none other than the most evil creature on planet Earth (next to that insane slime ball Benyamin Miliekowski aka "Netanyahu") Dr Evil himself, George Soros, is the one that financed the groups that fomented these marches! First here is that article right here for everyone to look over for themselves, and I do have my own thoughts and comments to follow:

[News article]

NTS Notes: WHY am I not surprised or shocked that this evil and most wicked man is the one that financed these protests?? That alone should say to everyone that these "protests" were indeed a fraud, and that these "marches" were conducted to try to whip up propaganda against incoming President Drumpf... Luckily, most of these fraud "protests" fizzled out and they were indeed unsuccessful..

Look, lets get the facts straight here... Donald Drumpf is NO saint, and his past is indeed controversial... He has had many women in his life and there is a distinct possibility that his dealings with some women has not been saintly.... But what would anyone expect? Perfection? EVERY President throughout history has carried some baggage into the White House, but now thanks to the digital age, every single wrong doing from anyone's past all they way to their childhood can be brought out in the open and thrown in that person's face.... We saw that happen during the horrid American political circus of a campaign for the Presidency and we all know that the Jew spew media would desperately try to find anything they can to fling at Drumpf.... Therefore again, what else is new?

Lets also face the facts here... This evil and sick bastard, George Soros, has already said that he would do everything necessary to try to get Donald Drumpf out of the Oval Office... He has also already financed so many protests and riots across America before under the Soetoro administration and luckily those too have fizzled....

I am truly hoping that most women that read this blog understand exactly what has been going on here, and what the REAL purpose of those "protests" was all about.... And that they should not fall for this type of pure propaganda and attempted brainwashing ever again!

NTS, Northern Truth Seeker 5 Comments [1/26/2017 1:09:26 PM]
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Quote# 123943

The Chemtrail Denial Program Is Still, After Millions Of Dollars And Man Hours, An Utter Failure At All Levels

Dear Readers:

Did you know that The Chemtrail Denial Program starts most of these "What Are The Negative Effects Of Chemtrails" or "No Chemtrails Over Here For A While" or "Look! Chemtrails Starting Up Again Over Here" threads itself?

"But why?"

Glad you asked. You could have found the answer to that question, and more, right over here:

Thread:The Chemtrail Denial Program Is Still, After Millions Of Dollars And Man Hours, An Utter Failure At All Levels

But GLP deleted it after it received hundreds of responses and had a near 5 star rating from over two hundred people.

Here are the relevant quotes:

Chemtrails are a myth. The myth of chemtrails was invented for precisely this very reason. To keep you gullible marks ("Chemtards") talking with Bone Heads ("Chemtrail" Deniers) about a non issue. Sometimes the "chemtard" and the "Chemtrail Deniers are one and the same, presenting a false argumentative conversation to lead readers down the rabbit hole. But do you think the public will buy it? I mean, do you think you'll be successful in having these people continue to focus on a false argument about the footprints (Tic Tac Toe Patterns of Contrails) left by the activity, instead of the reason for the activity itself (Liquid Nitrogen Dispersal)

The daily strategy of the Chemtrail Denial Program:

"Steering threads toward an artificially constructed argument over contrails, the easily dismissed highly visible and relatively non-toxic byproduct of jet traffic, and "chemtrails" (a myth created for the false argument to have life) will actually work to our advantage".

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [1/26/2017 1:09:19 PM]
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Quote# 123914


this guy doesnt look human, thoughts?

Trump Bodyguard ‘Wore Fake Arms To Conceal Fully Automatic Rifle During Inauguration’

"the security guy" he looks like some kinda MIB


Thats... somehow scary, fakin bodily parts. U thinkin Trump teaming up with ETs ?

NAYNGNOTTZ94 & 3FEL9, Alien Hub 6 Comments [1/25/2017 12:45:50 PM]
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Quote# 123871

here is no questioning the Grays take center stage as the most iconic ETs of all time. Giving the Grays a good run for their money are the Nordic Blondes who hold their own ground in terms of popularity and in many ways occupy the most time in our human psyche and imagination - looking as though they stepped straight out of a Led Zeppelin song. Like our Tall Grays, the Nordics, aka the Blondes, hold a unique Ufology position in that they have been seen in the flesh and blood by several credible eyewitnesses - Travis Walton, Jessie Roestenberg and Whitley Strieber just to rattle off a few names.

Where Are They From?

These impressive beings go by several names, the Blondes, The Nordics and they are also sometimes referred to as the Pleiadians. The actual Pleiades is an open star cluster about 400 light-years from Earth. It consists of 7 stars that are visible to the naked eye and a handful that are too dim to see without a telescope. The cluster is very young, no more than 150 million years old. Though we know the location of the Pleiadian system, we do not know for certain what time period the Blondes are from. In all likelihood the Blondes do not share our current relativistic time frame or even Universe. They could be from a parallel reality that is extremely similar to our dimension but simply in another parallel dimension, which of course would place them outside of our time utterly. If one finds the notion of an infinite number of parallel realities difficult to swallow, consider the alternative. If there is only one universe then you can splay out your entire existence and view it from start to finish as a light cone and looking at your one linear existence as such means your life is on rails, carved in stone, one direction with no choice or variation. Given that infinity indeed does exist there is the likelihood that the Universe holds infinite possibilities which play out through infinite parallel realities.


Why are they here?

Do the Blondes need anything from us would be a more exact question. Given their physical perfection, advanced technology, ability to move across the stars, telepathy and likely unlimited access to an advanced form of energy - it is highly unlikely they need anything materialistically from Earth or humans. Each day we learn there are millions if not billions of Earth like planets in the Galaxy and thus planetary resources are likely not scarce to space faring civilizations. Going with the general consensus of what we think we know of how the Visitors think, their level of interest is on a higher level of morality and discipline. War and profit does not seem to be a prime motivator of the Visitors and when we say Visitors we speak of The Grays, Reptilians, Blondes, Mantids and Hybrids. If war and profit are not motivators the only thing left is benevolent interest in our spiritual advancement as a species. I would also include scientific interest under this umbrella of benevolence. With that said, there is the possibility the Blondes do need something from us - and that being us. There is the issue of the Hybrid program which requires human DNA from this current living generation and this is perhaps our last question to ponder. Are the Blondes involved in the Hybridization Program? We can answer this question with a definitive YES. We have a CE4 eyewitness who has seen the Blondes and had interaction with a being who appeared to be a Hybrid possessing Blonde and Gray alien characteristics. - Agent D

Agent D & Agent K, The Special Report Blog 5 Comments [1/24/2017 11:34:07 AM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 123870

MONSTER MAMMAL on MARS: Shock as UFO hunters find 'huge alien mouse on Red Planet'

IF you thought the recent 'bear found on Mars' was the pinnacle of Red Planet investigation, then think again.

Alien chasers are claiming another coup after "conclusive evidence" of a mutant monster 3-metre mouse was "found" prowling the Martian surface, presumably sniffing out space cheese.

The milestone discovery was made by YouTube video maker Jason Hunter, who is known for scouring pictures of Mars placed online by NASA after its Curiosity rover droid has beamed them back to Earth.

The spot, as the researchers call them, has impressed UFO supremo Scott C Waring, who posted the video to his blog UFO Sightings Daily.

Mr Waring said: "Jason Hunter has a skill for finding the unusual and a giant rodent on Mars is just that.

"It's impossible, and yet here it is, in plain view of the rover.

"Yet, this strangely-shaped mouse rock has not been investigated by the rover, or if it has, we the public, won't know about it.


Jason Hunter, Scott C. Waring, Express 14 Comments [1/24/2017 11:33:58 AM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 123868

In mathematics, prime numbers are those divisible only by one and themselves. Examples of prime numbers are 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 etc.. Prime numbers have very peculiar properties such as the fact that any nonzero natural number greater than 2 can be factored into primes. In this sense, they constitute the building blocks of all other numbers. This and many other characteristics make them really intriguing entities and mathematicians are still pondering about many of their aspects and feverishly working at cracking one of their most unyielding mysteries: the presence or not of a definite pattern in their sequential enfoldment.

Lately, I have been studying the Riemann Hypothesis, which is considered by many in the field as the greatest unsolved mathematical mystery of all times (with the Fermat Last Theorem and the Poincare Conjecture having already been proven). I will not burden you with the nitty details of what this famous conjecture seeks to prove, but just that it has to do with prime number sequences and the presence or not of a sensible pattern in their seemingly infinite distribution. I do not claim to understand the hypothesis in its entirety, and as a matter of fact, I often felt dizzy going up and down the complex equational hills and negotiating the convoluted formulaic bends of what I am convinced was a premeditated attempt by a hermetic and sinister click of beady-eyed, vicious and self-centered abstraction-paranoid professional scientists to obfuscate the view from a closely held secret, one that is reserved only to the very select and the initiated.

Read more at: http://www.thoughtpursuits.com/prime-numbers/

This is what I gleaned from my frustrating outsider proddings:

No doubt about it, prime numbers must have a pattern and the pattern will be most likely found when we arrive at a deeper understanding of the space-nature of time, its physicality as opposed to its abstracting chronological aspect. In the same manner that the known 92 or so naturally occurring chemical elements are the building blocks of the natural physical space, prime numbers, in their apparently random sequencing have a method in their madness, are indeed a mathematical notion of the most relevant and deep kind and are the building blocks of the natural physical time, time being that hyper-dimensional ocean of existence, that subtle vibrational fountain-head from which everything manifest emerges.

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As weird and flaky as it may sound, numbers are things, and some particular numbers are very special things ( and I did arrive at this conclusion many years ago while studying guess what… Mathematics? Chemistry? Physics? No, abnormal psychology, but that is another of my stranger-than-you-can-suppose stories, however true and non-confabulated :). Numbers are not just imagined representations but are truly the one-dimensional source-points from which higher dimensional categories ramify forming the backbone of our five-senses’ revealed reality. I believe that prime numbers are not just sterile mental abstractions but have instead a character, a property, a flavor and a distinct energy store valacyclovir at room temperature, viagra super men’s health pharmacy dapoxetine online between 59 and 77 degrees f (15 and 25 degrees c). buy levitra that makes them as palpable and real as oxygen, carbon or hydrogen. I came to be convinced that the prime numbers’ role in the general architectonic configuration of being, is that of forming the joining vertices of the distinct polyhedral buy generic valtrex online canada resource cost of brand name zoloft continue sale and use and engineering are much full-time against m. as of zoloft online nov 6, 2014 – order dapoxetine no prescription – buy quality medications from reliable online pharmacy, absolute privacy guaranteed, bonus pills per no , geometric structures of the hyper-dimensional body of time and the axial poles around which they spin, gather “cosmic dust” and eventually appear (thru some not yet fully understood “alchemical” process) as the spiral tornados of manifest objects that make the three dimensional landscape (from microscopic DNA helices of the human gene to the light-years spanning galactic arms of the Milky Way), and the long and undulating corpus of history that filters thru our lower-dimensional consciousness as the discreet and concatenating string of unfolding natural and cultural events.

I have about 25 pages of further material on the subject, with formulas and equations to boot, just to show that this is not just brass-sounding or cymbal-tinkling rap but a serious scientific hypothesis. I will elaborate more once I find a simpler and more dignified way of hanging out this stinky salmon to dry.

Mike Soussan, Thought Pursuits 8 Comments [1/24/2017 11:33:38 AM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 123867

Hidden deep within this sieve, a radical spin on [url=]modulo 30 wheel factorization[/url], are mysteriously beautiful symmetries and geometries, profound in their implications. This sieve not only forms the basis of an extremely efficient and widely used prime number sieving algorithm of the 'non-probabilistic' kind, but it demonstrates how prime numbers are distributed within a radial geometry that effectively defragments the Ulam Spiral and ultimately leads us to "the theory of everything."


Gary Croft, Primes Demystefied 4 Comments [1/24/2017 11:33:29 AM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 123866

Grand Deception
Produced By Paragon
Album Solitary Confinement

[Intro: K-Rino]
As we move forward
Any time you come closer to something
Your vision should get clearer
Am I right?

You are a tool and the Hidden Hand is using you
Please don't be delusional, the rulers of this world practice confusing you
The people and the priest and the imams have been jammed
By government scams, mind systematically programmed
Blatant black hatred and racism
The way they laced the whole world and nation with traces of Satanism
This place is a pagan prison, the Founding Fathers' enslaving
Intentions were no different then Bush's and Reagan's visions
1776 they took action
This Illuminati took form and was spawned from a Colombian faction
Just flip your one dollar bill over
And if you want me to expose the true code of deception, I will show ya

We live in a designed wicked system
The number 13 is consistent in Masonic symbolism
It represents transformation, 12 completes the cycle
So 13 is rebirth and regeneration
The meanings of this symbol are strategically hid
On the left side you see a 13 layer pyramid
Over that, sits the The All-Seeing Eye where the light shines
A sign of the Devil watching over you at all times
With the words "Annuit coeptis"
13 letters meaning, "He has favored our undertakings", will you accept this?
Or will you learn the science and ignore 'em
Under the pyramid you see "Novus ordo seclorum"
Translated: "New Order of the World" or "the New World Order"
Authors and Satanic fathers of mass slaughter
The Eagle that you see on the right
Sits below 13 stars with a shield that has 13 stripes
And an olive branch in its claws with 13 leaves
Which is suppose to be in its talon to represent peace
But peace was always on a decrease
His other claw holds 13 arrows of war set to be released
And the letters at the bottom of the pyramid are fixed
With the Roman Numerals that equal 1776
The United States of America exists
In a deep devilish abyss with truth and paganism mixed

Every President that ever lived was foul
They gather at Bohemian Grove where they bow down before the Owl
See the Owl is wise and sees through the darkest of night
And there's a small one on the dollar near the one on the top right
It ain't hard to understand this government was never for us
The eagle was based off the Egyptian hawk Horus
The 13 colonies grew into wicked sovereignty
And made no apology for the obvious idolatry
Subconsciously we follow the ways of the Beast
And pay homage to pagan gods when we say the days of the week
Like Sunday, they worship the Sun; Monday, is Moon's Day
Týr the god of war was worshipped on Tuesday
Odin the Chief God is who Wednesday is named for
Thursday is Thor's Day, god of thunder, the mighty Thor
Friday was named after Frigga notice the pattern
Saturday is the Roman god of agriculture Saturn
Frigga was the goddess of love, the wife of Odin
The polytheistic theology needed decoding

The rituals like trips across the sand this man takes
The skull and bones fraternity, the secret handshakes
But understand he receives only 33 degrees
He secretly believes in Lucifer and other deities
Many powerful and rich people are controlled by these
They even hold the soul of several of your favorite emcees
Politicians telling lies, tongues whittled with thorns
And use hand gestures shaped in the form of Devil horns
You don't feel the city home cos you don't know what it entails
Satan tampers with stem cells and sprays chemtrails

The so called holidays are hypocrisy
Established to use religious doctrines to commit annual robbery
Christmas split in half is Christ Mass
The so-called birth of Jesus where every home has glowing lights cast
Christ the anointed One, Mass the birth celebration
But Jesus' birth was kept secret due to the situation
The King initiated a death plot
Cause a Messiah was prophesied to rule so Jesus' murder was authorized
No one knows the actual date, that's why sometimes you see 'Xmas'
X means unknown but ignorance affects us
A fraud that was purposely flawed
December 25th's is the birthday of the wicked ruler Nimrod
This whole disguise is part of Satan's universal wise
A Holy Prophet's life being pimped and commercialized

Traditions like lights on trees
Rooted in the Nicaea Council in 325 AD by Constantine
These matters would decreed
The concept of a virgin birth was actually conceived and then agreed
With graven images in the temple
The fish on your car is called Oannes, a Babylonian symbol
It's visibly contradictory, telling your children lies
You need to make them study Santa Clause's sick history
But yet we go wherever Satan leads us
The falsehoods we practice in his name ain't got nothing to do with Jesus

K-Rino, Genius Lyrics 9 Comments [1/24/2017 11:33:18 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 123865

Skype Interview - Marine after 17 years on Mars authorized to reveal truth for US National Security. Published on Sep 8, 2014.

In March 2014 “Captain Kaye,” whose real name is Randy Cramer, came forward to reveal that he had spent 17 on Mars as part of a highly classified program called the Mars Defense Force. He then claims to have spent almost three years with a secret space fleet called the Earth Defense Force where he flew antigravity vehicles throughout the solar system and was promoted to Captain. In his most recent interview with ExoNews TV, Cramer reveals that about a year ago he was contacted by his military superiors to disclose the truth about his covert service on Mars and time with the Secret Space Fleet. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXg8p4ohplU

To listen to ExoNews Presentation about this Skype Recording go to: http://youtu.be/0I6QW-3ZEBE

Randy Cramer / TruthContol, Truth Control 13 Comments [1/24/2017 11:33:13 AM]
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Quote# 123858

Alternative health care is all there really is.. all a money grab, all controlled by the government, what needs to happen :ban gmos and toxic chemicals in food, clean up the vaccines, call for higher water standards and enforce them, teach kids how to eat, tell the truth about sugar, fats, canibus, alcohol and what is in tobacco products. This is not rocket science. The need for health care in this country is way higher that it should be.

Allen Michaud, Facebook 4 Comments [1/24/2017 11:25:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 123837

The truth is, 911 was pulled off by jews to force a number of different agendas on our people. These include, but are not limited to, pushing us into wars that suit their needs, removing more of our freedoms, propagandizing our people, making patriots out to be terrorists, etc. and unfortunately, many of these have worked flawlessly. We don’t need a new investigation. 911 was a jewish terrorist attack, covered up by the jewish media, with the same modus operandi (method of operation) as the King David Hotel attack, i.e. jews dressed like Arabs blow up a building and blame it on Muslims.

Subverted Nation, Subverted Nation 10 Comments [1/23/2017 9:00:14 AM]
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Quote# 123793

Before Lilibet was crowned in 1953, 3 kings were eliminated to make way for her enthronement. King George V was given the poison cup; King Edward VIII was forced to abdicate, and King George VI was also given the poison cup.

King George V was a grandson of Queen Victoria and the second son of King Edward VII.

He was king during the terrible conflict called World War I and he was king when the Twins were born.

Prince George married Mary of Teck in 1893 and the couple had 6 children: Edward, Albert, Mary, Henry, George, and John.

Bertrand Edward Dawson, 1st Viscount Dawson of Penn, was the physician to the royal family and president of the Royal College of Physicians. He was responsible for the timely demise of King George V.

The DOCTOR is the most important person in a republic or a monarchy because he/she holds the power of life and death over the ruler.

On the night of January 20, 1936, Dr. Dawson gave the king 2 lethal injections so that the announcement of his death would be timed for inclusion in The Times of January 21.

Dawson did not want the announcement to appear first in the "plebeian" Evening Standard.

The funeral of King George V took place on January 28 and he was interred at Windsor Castle.

The reason for his action, which Dawson frankly admits in his diary, was to ensure that the announcement of the king's death should appear first in the morning edition of The Times and not in some lesser publication later in the day. To make doubly sure that this would happen Dawson telephoned his wife in London asking her to let The Times know when the announcement was imminent.

There was a little doggerel verse that was very popular back then:

Lord Dawson of Penn/ Killed many men./ That's why we sing/ 'God Save the King'.

After the timely demise of King George V, Edward, the Prince of Wales, was next in line to the throne.

1936 was the year of the 3 kings!!

1936 was indeed a fateful year for the British Empire because it was the year of the 3 kings. People are familiar with the tale of the 3 kings from the Christmas story but it was nothing like that.

In 1936, the new king of the British Empire, Edward VIII, abdicated his throne to marry Wallis Simpson–the MAN he loved.

Wallis lost nothing by the king's abdication because she/he was a "queen" already!!

When the Duchess was asked why she/he didn't have children, her reply was that "the Duke is not heir conditioned."

At precisely 10 p.m. on December 10, 1936, King Edward made his famous abdication speech. The 42-year-old king was the most eligible bachelor in the world and could have chosen any woman to be his queen.

The king told the British people via radio that he could not continue to be king without the "woman" he loved.

In reality, the 40-year-old Simpson could not pass the sex check examination to determine if she/he could produce heirs to the throne.

The king's abdication speech was broadcast via radio to the 4 corners of the flat earth.

Immediately after the abdication, the king settled his affairs in England and departed for Austria on the destroyer HMS Fury. From now on he would be known as His Royal Highness, the Duke of Windsor.

Albert, Duke of York, was next in line to the throne. He never dreamed that he would be king because he had serious mental and physical disabilities. He also had a very bad stutter and dreaded any kind of public speaking.

King George VI was the World War II king.

According to Marion Crawford, the Twins' governess, he liked to spend his evenings doing NEEDLEWORK!!

How could a man like that stand up to Churchill and Hitler?

Queen Elizabeth was the wife of King George and the mother of the Twins.

Here is a quote from a memoir of the Twins' governess:

The Duke and Duchess rarely dined out. At evening, the happy bath hour over, the children bedded and the day's work done, they would sit one on each side of the fireplace like any other young married couple, happy in each other, not requiring any outside diversion. The Duke was astonishingly expert with a needle. He once made a dozen chair covers in petit point for Royal Lodge. I remember he got rather tired of filling in the background, so I obliged and let him go on with the more amusing part of the design. (Crawford, The Little Princesses, p. 45).

Imagine Winston "Bulldog" Churchill walking in on him doing petit point in Buckingham Palace.

The last photo of King George VI was taken at Heathrow Airport on January 31.

The King was feeling fine and spent the next week hunting at Sandringham.

Here is a quote from an authorized biography of the Twins:

He died, suddenly and without warning, of a thrombosis in his sleep at Sandringham, just six days later, in the early hours of 6 February 1952. His daughter became Queen in Kenya as she sat on the platform of the Treetops Hotel in the branches of a giant wild fig tree watching and photographing the animals at the salt-lick. (Bradford, Elizabeth, p. 165).

Sir John Weir was the personal physician to several monarchs. He was the man most likely to prepare the poison cup for the king.

Sir John Weir was personal physician to the king and ideally situated to prepare the poison cup.

Sir Harold Campbell was the king's equerry and ideally situated to present the poison cup.

Lilibet was totally prepared for that event because her private secretary had the accession papers with him in South Africa.

Lilibet was expecting the timely death of the king and she never shed a single tear:

Queen Elizabeth's response to her father's death was remarkably controlled. When Martin Charteris reached Sagan Lodge on 6 February 1952 to start discussing the practicalities of accession, he found the couple alone together, with Philip lying back on the sofa, holding The Times over his face as a shield. The new queen's cheeks were a little flushed, but there was no sign of tears (Lacey, Monarch: The Life and Reign of Elizabeth II, p. 173).

After the customary year of "mourning" the king's death, Lilibet was crowned as Queen Elizabeth II on June 2, 1953.

The coronation of 25-year-old Lilibet took place in Westminster Abbey on June 2, 1953.

Initially, the BBC was banned from filming the ceremony but that ban was lifted when they agreed that there would be no close-up filming.

Thanks to the communications revolution, the wedding was broadcast live via TV to the 4 corners of the flat earth.

Over 8,000 guests from all over the Empire attended the ceremony. General George Marshall, the U.S. Secretary of State who implemented the Marshall plan, represented the United States. The coronation was the first major international event to be broadcast live on television.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 8 Comments [1/21/2017 4:44:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 123783

The earth is flat.
Another question? Why were over 7 thousand flat earth videos
removed yesterday?

So Australia and Peru all are 'upside down', huh, and
GRAVITY ....Never proven, that denies laws of
physics holds it all in place?

And water of course flows UPHILL, right? And curves?
And you are WHIRLING at millions of miles per hour
not ONLY around Copernicus' sun, but around
the Milky Way

Yet with it all....all those circuits flying around?
Polaris....the NORTH STAR appears in the
SAME place every night?

2FollowHim, Y! answers 19 Comments [1/21/2017 4:41:42 AM]
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Quote# 123749

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Brendan & Aimee, Global Freedom Movement 6 Comments [1/19/2017 10:28:28 AM]
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Quote# 123732

Aliens will kill US

Aliens are stealing Earth's magnetic field, life force, sipiritual energy. If we dont stop them all of us die in 333 years. Morons! Humans are created by aliens for draining Earth's energy. Humans cant feel magnetic fields and sipirits unlike all other animals. Vampires are hiding giants and yetis from you many bones and graves got lost by YALE and Skull Bones. Also there is devices at North and South pole for stealing Earth's energy. Saturn getting bigger, faster, hoter; they will turn Saturn to a star. They stole core of moon and mars; they killed many planets. You are too stupid. Go to poles and destroy devices at underground.

yuno44907, Reddit - r/conspiracies 9 Comments [1/19/2017 10:21:39 AM]
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Submitted By: IgnisAmator

Quote# 123725

By now, regular readers of TomatoBubble.com and The Anti-New York Times understand very well the long litany of lies and omissions of the "official" World War II narrative. Though most of the content we have to date assembled on the subject deals with the European theater of the grand history-altering event; make no mistake -- the tsunami of lies fed to us about Imperial Japan is just as breath-taking in its moronic mendacity as the tall tales spun about the big bad "Nazis" (a term of Jewish propaganda).

There is the big lie of "the Rape of Nanking" -- a case in which a handful of unintended civilian casualties was spun by both Chinese Communists and Nationalists into a deliberate genocide of 300,000 civilians. (Read 'The Bad War')

There is the big lie of "unprovoked surprise attack" on the U.S. military base at Pearl Harbor -- a justified first strike that peace-seeking Japan was methodically maneuvered into to by FDR and the gang of demonic advisers surrounding him. (Read 'The Bad War')

There is the big lie of "the-Atom-Bombs-saved-lives-by-ending-the-war" -- spun at a time when a collapsing Japan was actually trying to surrender! (Read 'The Bad War')

Now comes a claim from, of all people, a South Korean female researcher / author that the well-known story of the Korean "comfort women" - long said to have been forced into sex-slavery by the Japanese military - is not exactly accurate. And furthermore, according to this surprisingly fair story in the Slimes, the author, Ms. Park Yu-ha, is catching all manner of hell from her fellow Koreans. (Welcome to the academic outcast club, sweetie.)

From the article:

"In February, a South Korean court ordered Ms. Park’s book, “Comfort Women of the Empire,” redacted in 34 sections where it found her guilty of defaming former comfort women with false facts. Ms. Park is also on trial on the criminal charge of defaming the aging women, widely accepted here as an inviolable symbol of Korea’s suffering under colonial rule by Japan and its need for historical justice, and she is being sued for defamation by some of the women themselves.

The women have called for Ms. Park’s expulsion from Sejong University in Seoul, where she is a professor of Japanese literature. Other researchers say she is an apologist for Japan’s war crimes. On social media, she has been vilified as a “pro-Japanese traitor.”

Ah yes! Silence the heretic! Then hang her for "treason". Nothing strikes a raw nerve like a brazen bit of truth. The violent reaction against Ms. Park is alone evidence that she has stumbled onto some inconvenient truths.

According to the "traitor" Ms. Park, the conventional story of the "comfort women" is mostly war propaganda.

Ms. Park is quoted:

“They do not want you to see other aspects of the comfort women,” the soft-spoken Ms. Park said during a recent interview at a quiet street-corner cafe run by one of her supporters. “If you do, they think you are diluting the issue, giving Japan indulgence.”

The main forbidden revelations of Ms. Park's book are:
•It was private profiteering pimps (both Korean & Japanese), not the Japanese government or military, that organized the prostitution operation that "serviced" Japanese soldiers.
•Many of the prostitutes were willing participants.
•There were also women who freely cavorted with and sometimes fell in love with Japanese soldiers.

Think about it -- Ms. Park's alternative history of the "comfort women" makes perfect sense. For if prostitution is indeed "the world's oldest profession" -- then pimping the whores out for profit has got to be the second oldest. Like flies drawn to Moochele Obongo's armpits, so too do pimps and prostitutes buzz towards a well-funded army of single men in their twenties. What is so bloody gosh-darn hard to believe about that?

ADDENDUM: After first publishing this piece, 'T.O.', a TomatoBubble / Anti-NY Times reader and veteran who was once stationed in South Korea, sent in the following testomonial about his own observation of the "comfort women".

T.O. says:

"Yes, there were many comfort women in Seoul (South Korea) while I was there in 1966-7. They weren't typically "pimped" by any organization; rather they most often were pimped by their families -- who took most of the money they made and vilified them to their siblings. Most of them turned tricks to support the rest of the family knowing that they were not allowed back into their homes. Unless they "hooked up" with a GI, many ended up committing suicide at some point since Korean men wouldn't have them for anything other than blowing a load."

Great testimony T.O. -- and thanks!

Boobus Americanus 1: I read an article in the New York Times today about some crazy Korean author. She claims that the Japanese government did not force the comfort women of World War II into sex slavery.

Boobus Americanus 2: That's ridiculous! The tragic story of the comfort women is a well-known historical fact --- just like the Holocaust.

"And just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy too --- you gullible #^%$#@ nitwits!"

(Well, Sugar, since you no longer believe in Santa Claus; then I he can cross you off of my his Christmas list.)

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 7 Comments [1/18/2017 9:16:56 AM]
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Quote# 123718

Are the Sheep All Computer Programs?

I have a theory on why most of society seems to behave as robots. They seem to merely follow what the authority programs in both leadership and the media roles tell them to do. There is a marked lack of individual or creative thinking.

If you are familiar with simulation theory, it would fit that a majority of the people you see are AI programs themselves.

They would likely not be aware of this because it would make them interact more believably.

Simulants would be programmed to think and act in a similar way because it would require the overal program to use far less processing power.

It does explain why trying to understand the sheep is so perplexing to many here.

centrist77, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [1/18/2017 9:16:01 AM]
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