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Quote# 100662

Boone Cole: “Well, [Native Americans are] not Americans, first.”

Jerry Laskody: “Well they are the first Americans, right?”

Boone Cole: [audible groan], group laughter [Wayne Blevins, Ted Hein, Jerry Laskody, Boone Cole].

Ted Hein: “They were granted citizenship in 1924. That’s interesting in itself.”

Jerry Laskody: “ Well that’s the thing, they have dual citizenship. They have all the benefits of living here…and all the….I mean they don’t pay for roads in the county, they don’t ….they’re not really a government, though.”

Montana Tea Party, MT Cowgirl 7 Comments [4/23/2014 3:07:33 AM]
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Quote# 100645

I'll be blunt. Prior to the neo-communist Magic Lawn Jockey lying and bullshitting his way into the People's House, and exploiting his skin color at every opportunity, I was not a racist,

Prior to the DemonicRATs saying that anyone who voted for McCain was a racist, I was not a racist.

Prior to the Kenyan-born Africoon brazenly flipping off McCain and HRC on camera, I was not a racist.

And then the "messiah" who promised that he would would bring racial reconciliation and harmony to America orchestrated an unending attack on anyone who dared to challenge him, invariably calling his critics racists.

The obsolete farm equipment appointed a consummate racist asshole as his Attorney General.

The Mississippi wind chime spent twenty years in the pews of the church of the brazenly, blatantly racist "Rev." Jeremiah Wright.

The Rottweiler's chew toy wrote a book, "Dreams of My Father", that is loaded with racism.

The homo-simian injected himself into a shooting in Florida, saying that if he had a son, he would look like the punk-ass darkie, Trayvon. Remember him?

The tree ornament is the most racist bastard who ever polluted the People's House. Because of him, the First Ho and his hyperleftist regime, I am now a racist.

And if I choose to use one or more of the various epithets that refer to the Kenyan porch monkey, that's my choice. Anyone who doesn't like it is invited to liplock on my 100% red-blooded American ass.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 18 Comments [4/22/2014 3:03:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 100644

"Some of the posts on this thread are validating [Hank] Aaron's accusation of racism on our side.

Those posts should be deleted pronto!"


Yeah, because Hank [Aaron] isn't racist at all. He's speaking the absolute truth when he says that ALL REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVES who disagree with our Coon In Chief are just like the KKK?

Tell ya what, when the niqqers in the public eye stop being racist spear chucking jungle-bunnie tar-babies . . . I will stop.

Gonzo, Where Liberty Dwells 5 Comments [4/22/2014 3:02:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 100642

[Hank Aaron calls out the Republican Party on its racism.]

Just another liberal coon that gets his talking points, and intelligence from the Democrat Run Plantation.

Hey Hank, it's a shame you never managed to aspire to be anything more than another typical liberal spear chucker.

Gonzo, Where Liberty Dwells 6 Comments [4/22/2014 3:00:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 100633

White women do what white men permit. This is now, and always has been, a fact of nature and history. Today, this fact is painfully obvious to everyone with good eyesight. Our women have become whores for the world, thanks to Jewish created "popular culture" and Jewish corrupted judges, and politicians, who over the decades, have thrown out all laws designed by our forefathers to insure racial survival and the White man's authority over his women, children, country, and destiny.

The phrase Women and minorities this, and Women and minorities that, are repeated by the media, causing many of our women to believe they have more in common with colored men than with their own.

The so-called Women's Rights Movement would never have come about without the Jews. The original movers of this anti-White conspiracy were Gloria Steinem, Belia Abzug, and Betty Freidan, all Jews. Gullible White women believe these Jews have their interests at heart, but in reality, these fanatical, Aryan-hating pied-piper bitches are working to further the Jewish agenda. Weaken the White man. Divide and conquer. Divide the White man from the White woman so there will be fewer of both in the future.

As a direct consequence of Jewish mind programming, and White male cowards, our women and girls by the tens of millions have wallowed naked with sub-humans. And millions have given birth to mixed-breed offspring in scenes too nauseating to imagine without puking. These unnatural offspring grow up identifying with their colored side and hating their White parents. Mother nature gets her sweet revenge.

The White man has become so confused, guilt-ridden, and cowardly, he either applauds this traitorous behavior of his women, or pretends he doesn't notice it.

The Jews-media keeps our youth in a constant state of heat. They satanically exploit nature's strong demand upon youth to procreate. And, those who deny the intense power of this demand have simply forgotten what it's like to be young. Catering to the lowest urges of man, the Jews bring out the very worse in human nature. And any family not insulted every ten minutes by Jew television has lost their sense of decency.

Nature screams procreate! And the Jews-media screams procreate with any two legged featherless creature, regardless of race, color, brain size, or nose width.

White men, not to be outdone by their women, bed down with colored women, accelerating even more rapidly their own racial demise. The reason one doesn't see more White men and Black women together in public is because Whitey fears the Black man. Asian women are safer. Asian men don't make a fuss when seeing their women on the arms of White men. A big Jewish-promoted fad now is mail-order brides. Thick catalogues filled with photos of young third-world women offering themselves in marriage are widely publicized throughout the western world. Plane loads of lonely, horny old white men arrive daily in India, the Philippines, and South East Asia to meet their mongrel brides-to-be. And the Jews wring their hands in giddiness and delight at the success of yet another scheme to exterminate the hated White Aryan Race and make fortunes in the process from their victims. The White man finances his own destruction.

Meanwhile Whitey Joe and Jill Six-pack smoke their dope and watch MTV or the Negroes playing ball on television, their minds void of thought not put there by the Jews.

Glenn Miller, The White Patriot Party 9 Comments [4/21/2014 3:17:37 AM]
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Quote# 100630

I've been here several years now and I haven't met any self-proclaimed "anti-racists" who aren't completely stupid and obviously massively insecure about their overwhelming inferiority. They have no logic skills, no mathematical background, virtually no English-writing ability, no consciences, no ability to be honest, no aversion to double-standards, no creativity or originality, no psychological understanding, no independence, and no strength of character. Nearly every post they write is a third-grade, ranting appeal of empty clichés, emotional pandering, regurgitated canards, pre-adolescent character assassinations (along with whining when we respond in kind), evasive hair-splitting, and utterly unsubstantiated anecdotes. They try to blame this on our moderators, but their posts outside of Stormfront are exactly the same pathetic drivel.

Of course I know I'm far from being the first to note that their motivations are entirely self-centered, responsibility-avoiding, and sense-gratification-seeking: welfare and wealth redistribution because they are too lazy and stupid to get jobs, social-hierarchy abolition because they are too inferior to work their way up, drug legalization because they want to get high, abortion because they don't want to have to raise the children they make, homosexuality normalization because they are degenerate perverts who want to be constantly screwing anything and everything, religion abolition because they don't want to have to consider the ethics of their behavior and don't want competition with their own psychotic belief system, lighter sentencing for criminals because they commit so many crimes, and so on. All of these, naturally, outline unmistakably the psyches of intellectually inferior weaklings who are too unevolved to stand up for what is objectively right, oppose the herd mentality, admit defeat in an argument, or place significant value on truth, but I just wondered if anyone here has ever met an anti-White who wasn't a retarded, beta faggot living in his mom's basement like Art Tandy or Kidon or Username1234 of the "What's the Point" thread.

And please note that I'm not complaining. I find it very reassuring that our opponents are all useless, weak, and stupid, and very consoling knowing that they go through life being aware that they are inferior, unwanted, defective, and essentially impotent, lashing out at their clear superiors because of their unquenchable jealousy. I'm just seriously wondering if there are any "anti-racists" on this planet who aren't repulsive mistakes of nature like the trolling imbeciles we get all the time here.

Fading Light , Stormfront 14 Comments [4/21/2014 3:15:58 AM]
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Quote# 100622

Harper Lee, supposed non-communist jew author of To Kill a Mockingbird. Suspiciously never wrote another book. Her book became instant success, hyped by jew media. Instantly won Pulitzer prize.

Dyke.

Tom Sanders, VNN Forum 10 Comments [4/20/2014 4:20:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 100620

[This is in response to Frazier Glenn Miller, the suspected perpetrator of the anti-Semitic shootings in Kansas.]

If there was one thing I always got from reading Glenn it was that he wanted us to act, not just talk. That was the theme of almost all his posts. Whether he was raising money for a project, encouraging others to come forward and lead, or praising men who had put their lives on the line by acting in the past he was always pushing for action.

It was obvious he was frustrated by the lack of action by most racially aware whites. He managed many fundraisers for the cause over the years and had a better idea than most of the ratio of talkers to donors, and the even worse ratio of talkers to real life, on the street men of action.

His central theme was entirely correct. But his frustration with the inaction he saw made him endorse projects and people that were not productive. Still, the basic impulse to encourage action is correct. Combined with better tools, greater wisdom and young activists it will work.

So what do I think of Glenn? He fought for us as hard and as well as he knew how for most of his life and that makes him a hero. I won't throw any man who does that under the bus.

varg, VNN Forum 9 Comments [4/20/2014 4:19:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 100611

Wrong. If you are going to post on this forum, at least try to learn something while you are here.

You've been given a link to a Time article detailing the serious problems mixed race children have when they need bone marrow transplants. Read it. This is just one of many instances where a cross-bred freak is put at a great disadvantage by parents who put lust before any degree of common sense or morality. "Other people" have nothing to do with making these situations cruel - it is simply that nature intended reproduction to be between people of the same race.

You would also do well to study the research which has been carried out into the genetic make up of the White and black races. The theory that we all originated from the same root in Africa has been disproven, and the differences between White and negroid people are so pronounced that they really should be considered different species. Only the most thoughtless and inconsiderate fool would attempt to cross-breed the two.

WhiteExcellence14, Stormfront 5 Comments [4/20/2014 4:11:12 AM]
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Quote# 100605

[This is in response to the anti-Semitic shootings in Kansas.]

Thank God people are finally fighting back against these vicious demonic parasites.

The jews are so evil. It is shocking that most people still don't have a clue despite the fact that the Internet has given total transparency to their incredible and innumerable crimes.

H.B., VNN Forum 12 Comments [4/19/2014 4:46:47 AM]
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Quote# 100604

Libralism is run by marxist Jews.

Neo-conservatism is run by Zionist Jews.

Jews are behind "freedom and democracy!"

Jews are behind communism.

Jews funded Hitler.

Anyone else notice a pattern here?

Citizenfitz, Real Jew News 14 Comments [4/19/2014 4:46:39 AM]
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Quote# 100603

So our country is just an empty farce run by Jews.

Because of the Jews, Americans are hated and reviled world-wide. I'm disgusted at how the leech-like, blood-sucking Jews try to control, corrupt, and milk us.

And if you complain about any of it, they say your complaint is a "threatening letter."

Great. So old Jewish toads, queers, and feminists are nullifying the ballot box and blocking the medical and law schools.

Throw off the chains, and get out of America. Let the self-chosen vampires turn on each other, and sink their fangs into each other.

Mr. Leafless, Real Jew News 8 Comments [4/19/2014 4:46:36 AM]
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Quote# 100594

I make it a point not to speak to race mixers. However, I ALWAYS look them dead in the eye. I want them to know that I see them for what they are and I'm not afraid to make a point of it.

It usually seems to be an overweight to obese White female with a negro male. Also, because I'm in the American Southwest, I see a lot of White women with mestizos and mestizo women with White guys. This is all very common. I always look because I want them to see the disapproval on my face. I don't say much to them, usually nothing at all, but they almost always seem to get the point. The woman will usually look away, often with an ashamed look on her face.

It's interesting to me also that I used to do this before I became racially awake. Looking at mixed couples. I got the same result then that I do now, usually a look of shame from the woman. Perhaps she knows she is doing something terrible.

Anyway, just my thoughts on the subject.

CelticWhiteWolf, Stormfront 18 Comments [4/18/2014 3:23:00 AM]
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Quote# 100593

A lot of doubt has been cast on me in regards to my claims of being Asian. Many of you have told me that this is not the way an Asian speaks, this is not their modus operandi, Asians are not this pro-White, Asians do not always refer to the accomplishments made by Whites, etc.

So I would like to clarify why I am not White, yet can accept Whites as superior to Asians.

First of all, I am an honest person. I am more honest towards myself than I am to anyone else. So of course I will admit my faults, disadvantages, impairements, etc., whether it hurts my feelings or not. I like to assess the situation and recognize my weaknesses to calculate a strategy taking my faults into account; thus increasing my overall chances of success.

Secondly, it is the truth. The truth is the truth, whether it hurts you or not. If the truth did not hurt, no one would have any reason to lie. People lie because they want to avoid the truth. People shine lights to avoid the darkness. People use heat to avoid the cold. People use lies because they do not like the truth. The truth is never liked by anyone, yet it does not make a truth anymore less of a truth. The truth is the truth no matter what.

80,000 years ago, homo sapiens split into two populations; blacks and everyone who left Africa. 45,000 years ago, everyone who left Africa split into Australoids and Eurasians. 35,000 years ago, Eurasians split into Europeans and Asians.

Now tell me, if our races were evolving separately for 35,000 years, wouldn't it make sense to assume that they evolved entirely different traits? And when two compare two homologous traits, that one would be superior to the other?

Mutations occur in approximately 1 out of 10,000 base pairs during mitosis. Your gametes divide hundreds of times before they become sperm cells, and assuming a life span of 25-30 years for Paleolithic Proto-Eurasians, that is a lot of mutations proliferated to our divergent populations during that time.

Now between Asians and Whites, one is obviously superior, and you have a 50/50 chance of being born into the superior race. So obviously a lot of people will also be born into the inferior race. I am one of those people. Big deal.

Whites have undeniably proven themselves to be superior. East Asians within a duration of 4,500 years invented a hang glider, paper, horse spurrs, the crossbow, the first firearm, firecrackers, gunpowder, underwater explosives, the rocket, the toothbrush, the compass, and the printed currency, amongst many others. Now that seems impressive when you compare them to the achievements of the Mesopotamians, Mayans, or any other Arabic, Mesoamerican, Southeast Asian, or Anatolian civilization. However, European Whites, within a period of a mere 400 years invented cars, airplanes, machine guns, silicon electroconducting microchips, quantum physics, space travel, the steam engine, the Bessmer conversion method, the computer, TVs, GPS, space shuttles, nuclear fission, the microscope, the telescope, radar, and polyestherines, amongst many others. Now that is truly an impressive feat of display, and I tremble in awestruck revere when reading about the godlike achievements of the White race.

I consider only European Whites (Meds, Nordics, Slavs and Alpines/Dinarics) and Northeast Asians (Northern Chinese, Manchurians, Koreans, Japanese, Mongolians, Tibetians, and Oroquens) to be fully evolved modern humans. And I consider European Whites as intrinsically superior to Northeast Asians in almost every aspect except for cold adaptation.

I vehemenently oppose the destruction of the White race. I wish for Whites to be preserved for many generations to come. I want there to be beautiful White men and women in the future, who compose classical masterpieces such as Brahms, create majestic works of art, invent Promethean earth-shattering innovations such as Tesla did, and build society to progress.

I am with you White Nationalists 100%. Since I am an American, my primary alleigance is to White people, who created this nation. I may be biologically an Asian, but I am loyal to America before anything. I want to preserve the White race, and if there should ever be a upcoming conflict of races, you have my wholehearted support. White power!

A Kid Seeking Guidance, Stormfront.com 12 Comments [4/18/2014 3:22:35 AM]
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Submitted By: HEIL SATAN
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Quote# 100592

So basically the Russians just stole the land off of Germany. History has proven that Germany was right in both World Wars, therefore the land taken from Germany should be returned. The Zionists used the World Wars to destroy Germany for daring to free itself from Jewish Slavery and to create the League of Nations and the United Nations which were to be used to control all the White Nations of the world. Poland deserves a nation for the White Polish people as well but not at the expense of German land loss. Germany is such a great nation full of our races most intelligent people who have created so many of our best inventions or accomplishments. Germany doesn't deserve to lose half their land mass for educating the world on the EXTREME dangers of Jewish Zionism; in fact Germany should be rewarded. The bottom line regarding the World Wars is that Germany was right and the Allies were wrong due to being completely controlled by the Jewish Power Structure. In my opinion the right thing for Russia and Poland to do would be to return the land stolen from Germany, otherwise they will forever live in shame knowing they stole land from the one country which was freeing the whole world from the Jewish Banking and Power Structure.

Proud Anglo-Saxon, Stormfront.com 8 Comments [4/18/2014 3:22:20 AM]
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Quote# 100580

Beastiality seems to be fairly excepted by the mexican'ts as well rape and other socially deviant behavior. It's bad enough being an entire race of parasites who invade Texas and the rest of the US, then trumping that by tresspassing onto someones property to rape their horse thats diversity for you. Not only are our women safe, we also have to protect our pets as well.

creationofadam, Stormfront 11 Comments [4/17/2014 3:25:48 AM]
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Quote# 100576

[About students of the Walther Rathenau-Schule learning about the Holocaust from an Israeli speaker]

This news story, and the photo of students in Germany, illustrate the victory of the Jews over Germany. Schools in Germany are now named after Jews, not German heroes, and the ethnic Germans are being replaced by mixed race people, who are being taught by Jews.

furtherglory , Scrapbookpages 10 Comments [4/17/2014 3:24:54 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP
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Quote# 100562

The African-American community (97% and 95%), including Hank Aaron, voted twice for an un-vetted, inexperienced, unqualified, incompetent President with a hidden past, corrupt colleagues, and indiscrete personal indulgences. The African-American community's overwhelming vote and support was and is based solely on the color of Barack Obama's skin and nothing else. I would like Mr. Aaron to explain who didn't get the memo; "judge an man on the content of his character (and qualifications), not the color of his skin." Republicans? Whites? Really?! I would also like to remind Mr. Aaron that the founders of the KKK were Dixie Democrats, the governor who stood in the doorway of the University of Alabama to prevent segregation was George Wallace, a Democrat. Democrats overwhelmingly voted against the 1964 Civil Rights Act, including Al Gore's father! The South had historically been Blue states!Finally, Mr. Aaron please don't taint you reputation in your old age by being a "useful idiot" of the Progressive/Marxists.

Beau Toxx, Moonbattery 15 Comments [4/16/2014 3:16:31 AM]
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Quote# 100560

Valeria grows pensive, which in her case means rolling her eyes slightly upward without changing anything else about her face. "I wouldn't say so. Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it's not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It's global now."

"But that's a relatively new thing," I reply. "The ideal of beauty used to be different."

"That's because of the race-mixing."

If I had a glass of multi-chutney carrot-juice mix before me, I'd do a bright orange spit take.

"For example, a Russian marries an Armenian," Valeria elaborates helpfully. "They have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad's nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it's all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that. Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this. I love the Nordic image myself. I have white skin; I am a Nordic type—perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic."

Valeria Lukyanova, GQ 19 Comments [4/15/2014 3:34:10 AM]
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Quote# 100555

Yet, in truth, no Whites are universalists. Every White liberal assumes White superiority. They would never dream of holding Blacks and Browns to the same moral standards they hold Whites. Their view of non-Whites is, from a moral standpoint, that of a child.

If they believe in universalism, why don’t they demand Japan open up to Multiculturalism? Or Nigeria? Or any other non-White country.

In fact, all White liberals act paternalistically toward non-Whites, and that very paternalism implies a belief in inequality.

Jason, Bob's Underground Graduate Seminar 8 Comments [4/15/2014 3:32:18 AM]
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Quote# 100549

A lynching as defined by the NAACP for 100 years is:

1. a extrajudicial killing
2. by a mob of 3 or more
3. for a violation of community mores or values

Negros like to use the term whenever they are killed by white people. The reality is that lynchings occur every day. They are Negro on Negro lynchings or Negro on white lynchings.

Today is the Golden Age of Negro Lynchings. They lynch for anything under the sun: funny looks, disrespect, laughing at the wrong joke, etc.

When you hear about a three-or-more Negro killing of someone else, white or black, ALWAYS use the word "lynching".

The word ALWAYS gets people's attention and it gives you a chance to re-educate them on how daily Negro brutality and violence terrorizes the country (Negro and white).

Ethel Jones, Stuff Black People Don't Like 6 Comments [4/15/2014 3:29:08 AM]
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Quote# 100546

It is logical that Europe would move closer to Russia. America used to be the premier Western power in the world and it had strong cultural ties to Europe. The changing demographics in America are causing it to drift away from Europe and more towards Latin America. As America races towards decline and its population becomes more like Brazil, the Europeans are going to find more in common with Russia than some second world Afro-Mexican trash dump and they are going to start to question why US soldiers are stationed on the continent.

Robert11110, WND 11 Comments [4/15/2014 3:28:32 AM]
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Quote# 100539

It's shocking how much funding the various other 'communities' get from the councils and we-who pay the taxes-should be getting some of the money back our way too. If they can give 500 quid grants (and upwards) to Indian dancers, Somali mother and toddlers, African coffee mornings etc, they should give at least the same to English groups, or nothing to nobody so it's a win-win situation. Often on these pages we read of folc feeling isolated, despondant in the face of their areas changing around them and their families and a general feeling of helplessness. The ethnics have stole a march on us, continuously increasing in numbers till now they are the majority in places but still want all the help that was thrown at them when they were the minorities.

[...]

I don't know what's in place in Scotland, Wales or Ireland but although they don't have the mass immigration of England sooner or later certain towns will have their own tipping points. Every area should start preparing for the coming storm. At the very least you'll be 'linked up' with people with their eyes open.

Atrociter, Stormfront 9 Comments [4/15/2014 3:25:10 AM]
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Quote# 100519

((Northernwulf)If anything it was aimed at Jews, The Untermench to the East didn't mean Slavs or else why were there SS divisions of 100% Slavs commanders and all, Look at a freind of Germany who was Russian named Andrei Vlasov who was former Red Army. It was never Slavs it was always Jews who are the Underman the undesirable race in Europe and the world.)

(kazan188)Were Jews regarded by most National Socialists as harmful parasites to expell or as subhumans? My feeling/understanding is that most National Socialists regarded them as harmful parasites, not as subhumans. Isn't the picture "the Nazis viewed us (Jews) as inferior creatures to be exterminated" just a Jewish invention? By acting that way, Jews abroad can/could depict their fellow Jews as martyrs of Nazism (essential to Zionist aims) without being forced to explain the harmful effects Jews had on the German people and why the Nazis wanted to get rid of them. To me, it seems that the Jewish achievements (real or invented) were never in the balance when the Nazis dealt with the Jewish question. The issue wasn't that Jews were inferior or not. The issue was that they were undeniably harmful to the Germans, and that's why the Nazis wanted them out of their new Reich and later (during the war) out of the entire German sphere of influence and vicinity (i.e. the surrounding countries as France, Belgium, Holland, Denmark, Hungary, Poland, etc. because no lasting peace was possible with Jew-owned countries surrounding the Reich).

kazan188, Stormfront.com 8 Comments [4/14/2014 2:57:41 AM]
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Submitted By: HEIL SATAN
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Quote# 100508

The Twelve Stages of a Holohoax Tale

1. The survivor is put in a cattle car filled with hundreds of Jews and a poop bucket, and sent to the camp, usually Auschwitz. Many Jews die of suffocation, but none of thirst, since a Jew can survive for 3 years just on their own saliva.

2. The survivor stands in a line, to be chosen either for the gas chamber or the kitchen/orchestra/workshops. Close family members are always put in the other line. Even though all those under 16 are immediately gassed at Auschwitz, many young kids are sent to the work line.

3. The survivor comes face to face with Joseph Mengele himself, who decides to spare their life because Mengele had never seen a dancing Jew, a singing Jew, a Jew with no pimples, or a Jew who said they would work hard for him.

4. The survivor lives on a meager ration of 200-300 calories per day, including turnip heads/potato skins/excrement/grass soup/sawdust salami/human flesh, bones and hair/cat/rat/dog meat/mice/etc.

5. However they are still strong enough to work for the Germans, including making furniture/carpentry/electrician/plumber/V-2maker.

6. The survivor has some gold, diamonds or other jewelry hidden about their person, which they use to bribe the guards for favours, or pay for a visit to the camp brothel.

7. They are taken to the gas chambers, but miraculously escape at the last minute, evading the guards. All their friends are killed.

They witness other horrible atrocities, including babies burned alive in pits, geysers of Jewish blood spurting out of the ground, or people burned alive in the ovens when the gas chambers were too busy.

8. The survivor is then forced to take part in a ‘death march’ which never actually leads to death. Often the survivor runs away!

9. The survivor is then transferred to another camp, where they cheat death again. This may be repeated any number of times.

10. The survivor escapes, right under the guards’ noses, lives in the forest for a couple of years, then eventually emigrates to America/Britain/Australia/Israel although they have no friends, family or money.

Then the survivor buys a multinational corporation. They are the only member of their large family of 200 to survive, and weigh only 40-50 pounds when they are rescued.

11. For 60 years the survivor says nothing about his or her experiences. Then suddenly they can’t talk about anything else. They usually write a memoir called ‘Dancing to the Music of my Dreams - A Survivor’s Story’.

12. The survivor has now found peace, and spends the rest of his/her life telling their amazing story to schoolchildren. Only the very youngest ones, of course.

Citizenfitz, Real Jew News 15 Comments [4/12/2014 3:22:48 PM]
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