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Quote# 40134

[Note: for full effect you *must* read the entire trifecta tirade - about how Toltecs and Aztecs are secretly Hebrews and Norwegians.]

Additional evidence could be offered to show that the civilizing force upon both the North and South American continents is of the white race. Wherever they have traveled, they have raised up civilization.

It is quite accurate for the non-white people of Mexico and South America to make the claim that they were here before the white man - afterall the white man and woman (Adam and Eve) came from the Tarim Basin and Mesopotania region. However, it is equally inaccurate for them to make any claim to our South Western states because it was once known as Aztlan. Aztlan it once was - but it was not of their creation. After the white man and woman left, the great cities, highways, temples, market places, scientific centers, and essentially all civilization eroded until the white Spaniards came to find a destitute, blood thirsty, cannibalististic people who had not advanced one bit since the founders of their cities had left them. The battle of the Alamo settled the reconquering of the South West or Aztlan. It was reconquered by the people who had made it great once before - the white man!

Rachel Pendergraft, KKK 8 Comments [5/30/2008 6:02:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 40133

In my research regarding the Freemason's, United States Presidents and The Masonic Power Structure I was constantly running into the number 13 and 33. This research confirmed that most of the founding fathers were Masons. It also confirmed that most of the Presidents were Masons. My first run in with 13 of course was the 13 colonies. Second was the great Seal. [...]

Occultists the world over believe that, once a symbol is created, it acquires power of its own, and more power is generated when such symbol(s) are created without the profane [uninitiated] knowing about it. And, the greatest power of all is created in the symbol(s) if the uninitiated NEVER discover that the symbol exists.

There are 13 leaves on the left olive branch with 13 berries. 13 stripes on the middle shield. 13 arrows on the right. 13 stars above the eagles head. 13 letters in the "E Pluribus Unum" on the ribbon. 13 letters in Annuit Coeptis. There are 13 blocks top to bottom on the pyramid. Fritz Springmeir in his The 13 Bloodlines says these 13 blocks represent the 13 Satanic family's.

In the circles at the end of the hexagram points it even spells the word Mason.

The Roman Numerals at the bottom of the Pyramid: MDCCLXXVI

We do not have to add them together to get the MARK OF THE BEAST OR THE NUMBER OF HIS NAME. John does not tell us to ADD THEM TOGETHER. It is not that we cannot add them together, but the point is John does not TELL US TO ADD THEM TOGETHER. We then will take a different tact to solve the riddle. We will use EXACTLY WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS US: 600, 60 and 6. We will start with the REVERSE GREAT SEAL, the SEAL THAT DANIEL GAVE TO US. Embedded at the base of the PYRAMID ARE THE ROMAN NUMERICAL LETTERS: "MDCCLXXVI".

Now you would normally read that as 1776, which is correct. THAT IS THE "OBVIOUS" MEANING OF THOSE LETTERS. But what is the HIDDEN NUMERICAL VALUE OF THOSE LETTERS? And what if we took all of the Roman Numerals together and added them up? The Romans used the following letters for their number system: DCLXVI with D=500, C=100, L=50, X=10, V=5, nd I - 1. The M letter was not used until much later. Now if we take these letters and add them all up, we come to 666. If we take them as Scripture gives the number, we come up with this in descending order

Robert Howard, PrisonPlanet 11 Comments [5/30/2008 2:40:09 AM]
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Quote# 40118

Lincoln was a traitor to the constitution of the united States and a mass murderer,He was the first "president" to begin the destruction of the constitution (E.O. 1)
and systematically refused the southern states their constitutional right to secede!

He imprisoned thousands of newspapermen, bussinessmen and free thinkers without trial of jury IN THE NORTH!(can you say "patriot act??)

He was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of americans on both sides of the conflict~A WAR THAT NEVER WAS CONSTITUTIONAL TO START WITH!

Fort Sumner was the same as pearl harbor, started with the aknowledgement and blessing of the "attacked president."

As for the catholic "connection" so what? The vatican is and always will be opposed to freedom and liberty, so naturally they are going to takes BOTH SIDES in every conflict!Do some searching and I will bet you will find the vatican communicated with Lincoln as well!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, PrisonPlanet 11 Comments [5/29/2008 8:49:39 PM]
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Quote# 40022

Satan is the most brilliant and powerful of the Gods. He is symbolized by the Water Bearer of the sign of Aquarius, the 11th sign of the Zodiac. Aquarius is the sign of humanity, technology and genius. One of Satan's numbers is 11.

Satan/Enki established the Ancient Egyptian Order of the Serpent, also known as "The Brotherhood of the Snake." Through the millennia, the teachings have been corrupted and no longer resemble the original doctrines. This Order was to bring humanity godly knowledge and power and to complete the Great Work of transforming our souls. This knowledge has been kept in the hands of a few and abused to the detriment of us all under the direction of the enemy gods. People are told if they are given this power, they will abuse it. This is another lie created and spread by those who deliberately use these powers for nefarious ends under the direction of the enemy extraterrestrials masquerading as “jehova” and company. To reveal these well-kept secrets to the average person would assure that those in control would no longer retain their power.

The Gods are an extra-terrestrial humanoid race of beings. In the Christian bible, they are referred to as the "Nephilim." These beings are very evolved, highly advanced, and immensely knowledgable and powerful. They genetically modified their DNA, so they do not age.

In the Simon version of the Necronomicon (this book is based upon Mesopotamian/Sumerian mythology, even though classified as a work of fiction), the phrase: "When the Great Bear hangs low in the sky" refers to the constellation Ursa Major, part of the Big Dipper. When the planets align a certain way, it opens up a travel line for space travelers. People are always looking to the sky for when the Gods will return.

Humanity’s sole purpose was for use as slave laborers in the mines for the Nephilim. We were to be destroyed after the gold mining project was completed. Satan, along with many of the Nephilim fathered children with human mothers. These offspring were known as "Demi-Gods."

Satan is incredibly strong, brilliant, and powerful. He refused to admit defeat. He lost a battle, but not the war. SATAN/LUCIFER STANDS FOR FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY!

Joy of Satan Ministries, Joy of Satan Ministries 26 Comments [5/28/2008 11:04:28 PM]
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Quote# 39994

As important as getting out the truth about 9/11, it is equally important to point out the scam of peak oil. The peak oil lie is being used to increase control by the globalists, and steal what's left of our freedoms. Through taxes, and restrictions, we are being pushed daily into economic, and energy slavery. With suppressed technologies, and dependence on oil, most all of us are like junkies waiting for the next fix. I know in my heart it's not meant to be this way. We are created to step off this earth and move into the universe.
The only thing holding us back are the psychopaths that are bent on our destruction.

strgzr, PrisonPlanet 11 Comments [5/27/2008 5:49:24 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 39686

I truly believe that unbeknowest to Obamaa , all that money he’s getting for his campaign…a lot of it’s coming from Arab nations and muslims and terroist organizations. They are very much for Obama winning, if he wins.. the US pulls out, Israel is weakened..,nothing has been taken out of context…his election helps Hamas, hizbollah, Syria and iran..period.

richardc, TNTalk 13 Comments [5/21/2008 2:40:21 PM]
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Quote# 39575

You nerdy idiot. keep believing in Santa Claus, masturbating and having an orgasm while whatching an Apollo "landing" on the moon,and having sex with your inflatable sex doll. MAN has never been on the moon you idiot. whatching too much pornography on the internet has made you a complete moron. bye. ((^_^))

KeMoniito, YouTube channel 23 Comments [5/19/2008 8:44:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 39452

Quote from: maximumrebel1 on April 17, 2008, 09:50:51 PM
"The founders would roll in their grave if they knew a woman or Negro were going to be president next year. Gotta love what we have become."

I think the "founders" would be happy as a pigs in mud knowing that their secret vision of a new world order was coming to fruition at long last. They were freemasons and were planning this nation to be the beginning of the order of the ages.

AKA the one world, one people, antichristian government!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, PrisonPlanet 21 Comments [5/18/2008 10:05:17 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 39417

Strong reason to suspect that two way cameras and microphones are in the Television sets. They can look into and listen into your house whenever the Television is plugged in.
There was a time in my life when I saw evidence of this in my personal life. It was really like people on live television were like responding to things I said and did. I took note of it.
One day I was sitting at a Mc Donalds restaurant and this guy sat near me. He said, those people on the TV can really see you. I did not know that. He said he wanted to go and live out in the woods somewhere and get away from the city. I told him that there was a time when I thought that the people on the TV could see me too, but I thought it was a trick of the devil to deceive me and it was not really so.
After thinking about this and based on what I have seen personally, I must conclude that the television sets have hidden cameras and audio equipment in them and people can look and listen into your house through the televisions sets.
So unplug the television when you are not watching it.

antiaging, CARM 42 Comments [5/17/2008 9:56:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Lectora
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Quote# 39122

Psychiatric treatments are harmful. All psychiatric treatments are harmful. Psychiatric drugs, ECT (electric shock) and brain surgery (lobotomy) each harm the individual and society. This sometimes goes against what we have been taught or indoctrinated into believing, and also against what we would often like to believe. Taking a pill as a "cure" obviously is easier than confronting and dealing with the actual personal reasons for one's difficulties with their own mind and life. The alternative requires personal responsibility, control and can take time, but the final results far exceed the quick fix (drugs, shock, etc.). In fact, the "psychiatric" methods "fix" nothing at all and actually make things worse.

The field of psychiatry is rooted in German experimental psychology, racist eugenics theories, and anti-human materialistic opinions parading as scientific facts. The promotional activities and tremendous profits of the major drug companies and affiliated financial interests play no small part in understanding the development and success of modern psychiatry. The result of modern psychiatric theories and methods is the denial of everything comprising man's "inner" personality of thoughts, feelings, values, hopes, dreams, intentions, goals, and ultimately, life itself.

Much of modern education and all aspects of the social sciences are rooted in flawed modern theories of psychology. This has had and continues to have disastrous effects on individual people and society.

The links to information here supply a formidable basis of knowledge leading towards an accurate and true understanding of what psychiatry really is. Sources are referenced and much additional suggested reading material is given both on the Internet and in books. Your local psychiatrists will never refer you to this information.

Do not base your opinion only on what members of the psychiatric field tell you. Liquor manufacturers will not tell you their products cause liver damage, are the source of numerous automobile related deaths every year, and encourage you to cease drinking liquor. Similarly, no psychiatrist will tell you psychiatry harms people and that you should avoid it at all cost. Even if he or she knew or suspected this, he or she couldn't endure the loss of income, status and authority this would entail.

Psychiatry and the affiliated major drug companies form a huge money making enterprise (business) which can tolerate no criticism. Each psychiatrist has gone to school for many years, spent much money on their "education" (which I consider to largely be indoctrination into nonsense), and invested a good part of their life towards their "profession". It isn't easy for anyone, regardless of one's field, to flush years of education, expense, time spent in their field and one's source of a very good income down the toilet, much less also to confront that what one does for a living is fundamentally harmful to other people and society. Don't argue or even discuss the facts with them. Most of them won't listen, and instead will defend their opinions to the end while sarcastically and "authoritatively" criticizing the proponents of the truth

Gene Zimmer, Say No To Psychiatry 32 Comments [5/12/2008 5:04:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Fearsombob
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Quote# 39121

If you want to find a terrorists look in the eyes of the american governmet and the priests that brainwash stupid sheep. On 9/11 I believe it was christian fundamentalists and not muslims, americans were told a huge lie.

bria, FSTDT 16 Comments [5/12/2008 3:56:56 PM]
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Quote# 39127

I believe the Devil is using Oprah as a pawn. She has too much money, power, fame, and influence on the world. If she says to buy, read, or do anything she has millions of followers. She has that "A New Earth" thing forming which seems very cult like. Some people think she is the next antiChrist but in the Bible it says it must be a man. I believe Oprah is the Devil on Earth and the next antiChrist will be Barack Obama. He fits the description perfectly, and perhaps 666 is somewhere on his body. I was originally voting for him but after much research I truly believe the end of the world is near and Oprah and Obama will have a huge part in it. What is your take on this?

Mrs. Sizemore, Yahoo Answers 18 Comments [5/12/2008 9:07:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 39112

Nostradomus predicted 3 anti-christs
1. Neopol = Nepolean
2. Hister = Hitler
3. Obamus = Obama
Do your research if you think im wrong!!!
It also says in revelations that the last anti-christ will be a smooth talker, persuasive, and majority will be his followers.
You May think this far fecthed but history always proves to repeat itself.

Oh and by the way what is this change that obama wants, I still have yet to hear how he will "change" america.

Scott Tribby, AOL News Poll comments 22 Comments [5/12/2008 2:48:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Arrogant Atheist
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Quote# 39025

You know, the past couple of days as I’ve been walking around the lake during lunch, I’ve postulated the theory that Jesus Christ was really an alien DNA experiment, and that the whole premise of the human race is that we are a long-running genetic experiment being conducted by a very old (by our reckoning) race of people. Maybe they have been evolving for 500 billion years, and they live for 500,000 years. Let’s say they are a very peaceful, giving people.

The Wanderer, Unexplained Mysteries Fourm 21 Comments [5/11/2008 1:49:18 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 39024

never forget why tupac was murdered. Most people will think Im nuts for saying this but I dont care. If Tupac Amaru Shakur had been allowed to evolve and get wiser and older he would inevitable become the next great black/socialist leader and would have consequently become a threat to the status QUO with a large following. He was a threat to the New World Order. He was more informed and intelligent than people will ever know.

LordApac, YouTube 16 Comments [5/10/2008 1:41:27 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 39004

Decades ago, as George Bush, Sr., lay naked in a coffin, inside the bowels of the Tomb, the macabre, mausoleum residence of the Order of Skull and Bones, located next to the old town cemetery in New Haven, Connecticut, his fellows performed a hellish death ritual and raised George from his sarcophagus. They gave him, as they do all initiates, a new name. Hence more, George Herbert Walker Bush would secretly be known by the Brotherhood as "Magog."

Now, on a mission for his infernal Lord Lucifer, comes President George W. Bush, son of the bonesman named "Magog," to Jerusalem, Israel. There, the chief religious officials—including the High Priest of the reconvened Sanhedrin, the same devilish body that so long ago commanded that Jesus our Lord be tortured and crucified on a primitive wooden cross—recognized and honored Mr. Bush as Gog, of the land of Magog, Chief Prince of Meshech and Tubal (Ezekiel 38:1).

Texe Marrs, power of prophecy 20 Comments [5/10/2008 10:03:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 38815

Earth day is just another propaganda day in the war by the eco-cult on modernity and civilization. Supposedly on Earth day you are mandated to partake in a task which will help clean up or ‘repair’ our sorrowful mother earth, while contemplating in a heroic pose no doubt, the vast destruction inflicted by the hairless monkey upon the soft, defenseless outer tissue of goddess Gaia. These contemplations must include the destruction of civilization, modern methods of energy usage, or even perhaps the utter annihilation of mankind [or woman-kind, hybrid-kind, and hermaphro-kind].

This is the true purpose of Earth day and the associated rituals of mourning for mother earth. Guilt. Self loathing. Disgust with all things modern. Pagan cultism. A yearning for pre-modern and anti-Christian feelings and reverence for all things non-human. A desire to return to Rousseau’s romantic illusion of an old world order without society, civilization, constraints or human created paradigms. Earth day is a pagan day and paganism for all its historic importance and curiosity is incompatible with modernity.

The modern world was not created by earth-loving fanatics. Civilisation and its vibrant complexity became quite incompatible with pagan cults and superstition. Christian and scientific rational thought place man somewhere between the beasts and gods – imperfect but not a animal. Pagan earth cults submit man to nature. Christian rationality submits nature to man in a complex and evolving relationship.

Craig Read, craigread.com 17 Comments [5/7/2008 3:33:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Silortan
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Quote# 38785

ELVIS IS IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
Most people know about Elvis’ famous meeting with President Nixon. What they don’t know is that during this meeting Nixon issued Elvis Presley a DEA badge, a clue that Elvis was helping investigators with amajor case and later had to enter the federal witness protection program. It's ludicrous to believe that the DEA would have issued a badge to someone not working for them, even Elvis Presley.

Elvis Lives Fan Club, Elvis is Alive 25 Comments [5/7/2008 4:57:35 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 38682

Christianity has been high jacked by those who wish to destroy not only the Christian faith, but the people and the nations that have been influenced and guided by it.
The war against the White race has emerged from the jewish talmud and manifested itself as a near living entity who's seething hatred for Christianity and those who practice it is as plain as day for all the world to see, and yet it remains hidden and protected behind a wall of illusion.
It intices it's victims to attack the patriots of their own race and nations by distorting their perception of them as being hateful bigots who are standing in the way of social progress.
The enemy of the the White Race, western civilisation and Christianity is originating from the hatred written on the pages of the talmud by the people who murdered Jesus Christ and who's modern age followers have returned to Israel in utter defiance to God.

Dirk Lowpad, Prussian Blue Forums 20 Comments [5/4/2008 3:26:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 38560

[While commenting on a quote that he himself made which appeared on FSTDT.com]

I typed that as a post in a thread on some hip hop message board, poking fun at an athiest there. I have no idea who copied and pasted it on this website. I never even been to this website nor do I know what it is, someone linked me to this. I'm not an athiest but I'm not even the least bit religious either. What's missing is other posts by me clearly stating I'm not a religious person but there are things written in the Bible that are manifesting themselves in the real world; i.e. the re-birth of Israel as a Jewish state, the rise of the 7 headed serpent (aka rebirth of the Roman Empire = NATO), no buying or selling without the mark of the beast (the Real ID act). Doesn't mean I'm a religious freak, I'm just observant. The above quote shouldn't be taken too seriously, and I would actually consider myself agnostic.

Feach, FSTDT.com 18 Comments [5/1/2008 3:11:13 AM]
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