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Quote# 66036

I am a radiation victim.

I heard that you [former Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary] are an advocate for government radiation experiment victims.

I'm one, and I'm in an extreme situation. Electro-magnetic mind torture airplanes are attacking me.

You can get confirmation from the manager of the Santa Monica, CA, airport. His name is Tim Walsh: 310-458-8591.

I already have a letter that I've sent to Diane Feinstein. Her office is sort of working on it. They said to write you.

Edmund Light, Mind Control Forums 16 Comments [9/30/2009 10:32:21 PM]
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Quote# 65870

I feel that this creature is much more evolved than most think. Many Native Americans looked at Sasquatch as having paranormal powers of invisibility and the ability to disappear, or de-materialize if threatened. I was reading an account in the book "Skinwalkers" by Colm Kelleher where two indian trackers witnessed a sasquatch running full steam, and looking over its shoulder as if it was being pursued by some unseen force. Suddenly, the sasquatch completely vanished, mid-stride, right before their eyes.

There have been many accounts of tracks that just come to an end, as if the being just stopped at a point, and no longer moved.

Yes, my theory is WAY out there, and no I can't prove anything, but my hunch on sasquatch is that it is a real being, that is much older as a species, much more intelligent and evolved than we think, and that it has the capabilities to slip in and out of this dimensional frequency of our reality.

This is the reason why I think no one will ever find bones or capture one. I'm sure I'll get flamed for this theory, but what the heck, makes for fun discussion of a fascinating subject. haha

DimensionalDetective, Above Top Secret 18 Comments [9/28/2009 6:28:30 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 66069

A Nova Scotia garlic farmer has put the brakes on high-speed internet coming to Victoria Harbour, a rural community on the Bay of Fundy, fearing radiation from microwave towers will affect his crops.

Lenny Levine, who has been planting and harvesting garlic by hand on his Annapolis Valley land since the 1970s, is afraid his organic crop could be irradiated if EastLink builds a microwave tower for wireless high-speed internet access a few hundred metres from his farm.

"I think over a period of time it will change the DNA of the garlic because it shakes up the molecules," he said Tuesday.

EastLink uses microwave transmission to provide high-speed internet access to rural areas outside its wired network.

Levine said he moved to the country to get away from pollution, and he sees the radiation from the towers as another form of pollution.

"I view it with dread, fear and panic," he said. "I don't want to grow food under those conditions."

A petition in support of the high speed internet tower was signed by the majority of householders in the area. Meanwhile, the people of Victoria Harbour are stuck with dial-up internet.

Lenny Levine, CBC News 24 Comments [9/27/2009 3:09:18 PM]
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Quote# 66041

Iran does not have a fleet airplanes or troop carrying ships to transport a huge army required to invade this land, but they don't need a miracle, converted container ships containing troops could dock at ports without being noticed.

Kotel, Christian Forums 25 Comments [9/26/2009 9:12:13 AM]
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Submitted By: LightHorseman
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Quote# 65896

I'm sorry but you bring absolutely zero evidence that these formations [crop circles] are man-made at all. Huge flaw in your thinking - you are assuming that the reason for the crop circle being built in stages is due to 'their' technical limitations.

What if the reason for the delay is to hold our attention? A familiar plot development motif is to provide suspense, and not put all your eggs in one basket as it were. If they are aliens behind it, they will know we are watching - they have a captive audience waiting for the next instalment.

The only way you can prove your hypothesis is to simply go out there and snap photographs of them caught in the act. Instead, the field reports on this particular crop circle point towards alternative explanations. We have orange lights in the sky caught on camera. Check out the field reports at cropcircleconnector.com. We have evidence of stretched and bent nodes. I would argue that we have tons more evidence of ET activity than we do of people coming in with boards strapped to their feet!

RiotComing, Above Top Secret 22 Comments [9/25/2009 9:46:26 AM]
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Quote# 66047

Obama murdered 1,000 Christians and burned 800 churches during the presidential campaign in Kenya to install his cousin as the “prime minster” in a CIA Operation.

Obama is President because he paid his dues as a CIA assett and has joined the Global Depopulation Genocide Agenda of the New World Order.

eldib, Downside World News 38 Comments [9/24/2009 9:33:59 AM]
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Quote# 65951

NOT WELCOME:

1. Federal agents or persons with ties to federal agencies. This includes U.S. Marshalls, FBI, BATFE, CIA, NSA, or any SWAT members affilitated with federal agencies. This is a state militia defending the interests of Idaho and you are not welcome here. Any persons formerly fitting this description must have severed all ties with all federal agencies before joining. Border patrol agents are welcome.

2. Current U.S. military members. (To clarify) *Any current active service, reserve, or guard members will be (like everyone else) required to swear an oath of allegience to the state of Idaho and its people above all other allegiences. Unless you are ready to side with the citizens of Idaho should a conflict arise between us and the federal government, you should not apply. If your first allegience is to Idaho, then you are welcome to join.

3. Members or affiliates of the United Nations. This Militia is actively opposed to the presence and influence of the United Nations in the United States and will resist UN attempts to compromise US sovereinty using all measures up to and including force of arms. If you have ties to the UN, you are not welcome here.

4. Felons and all others lawfully prohibited from possessing a firearm. This applies unless by court order, the prohibition of firearms possession has been rescinded.

5. Muslims. It is the opinion of the Militia that there is a world wide effort on the part of Islam to populate Western nations and, when numbers are sufficient enough, declare Sh'ria law. Islam is not a religion that accomodates other faiths or shares western values concerning freedom of religion. For that reason, we must reciprocate by declining your membership. If you are a Muslim but feel strongly that my reasons don't describe your temperment, then email me and I'll consider your case.

"Captain" James Ambrose, Idaho Militia 36 Comments [9/23/2009 11:24:48 PM]
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Quote# 65837

Actor Charlie Sheen is known nowadays for his funny bone on 'Two and a Half Men,' but off-screen, Charlie's got a serious bone to pick with 9/11 and what most people think was behind it. So much, in fact, that he's demanding a meeting with President Barack Obama to discuss his views.

Sheen, who believes that the September 11 terror attacks were carried out by the U.S. government, gave an interview to PrisonPlanet.com in the form of a fictional conversation he'd like to have with President Obama. In it, Sheen -- a self-proclaimed '9/11 Truther,' a conspiracy theory group doubting official reports on 9/11 -- declares that "the official 9/11 story is a fraud."

Sheen goes on in his nonexistent conversation with the president to say that "9/11 has been the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Rights. Your administration is reading from the same playbook that the Bush administration foisted on America through documented secrecy and deception." He goes on to say that former President George Bush used the attacks as a way to create a war with Iraq.

In the "interview," Sheen says that there's a "bottomless warren of unanswered questions surrounding that day and its aftermath," referencing the John F. Kennedy assassination and the Gulf of Tonkin incident as other conspiracy talking points.

"Mr. President, I implore you based on the evidence you now possess, to use your Executive Power. Prove to us all Sir, that you do, in fact, care. Create a truly comprehensive and open Congressional investigation of 9/11 and its aftermath," Sheen writes, invoking the victims and families as the reason to do so.

Charlie Sheen, AOL 19 Comments [9/21/2009 8:21:34 AM]
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Submitted By: BigD1987
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Quote# 65835

I need ur opinions on future peaceful resistance forces against mandatory vaccines

I am already autistic and I am allergic to vaccines and so I am fearful that in the fall over fear of the swine flu they will force us to take the vaccine or ship us all to a concentration camp I read from two federal documents a soldier told me.

They plan to kill people in those camps since they refuse to get vaccinated, so I am creating resistance videos to flood youtube searches and sites to warn people that we need to set injunctions in every state to halt forced vaccination and find a better way to fight the swine flu like rife frequencies (aka The Rife Machine aka Royal Raymond Rife).

btalex1990, Wrong Planet 32 Comments [9/21/2009 8:21:13 AM]
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Quote# 65789

[U.S. District Judge David Carter schedules a trial for 2010 for a case which challenges Barack Obama's ability to be President based on questions surrounding his birth certificate.]

Jmouse007: Whoo Hoo! Praise the Lord, another VICTORY; this is a direct answer to prayer. Finally a judge who has the courage to uphold the U.S. Constitution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know a lot can happen between now and the trial but the good news is this ruling forces Obama the Kenyan to PROVE that he is a NATURAL BORN American citizen as required by the Constitution of the United States! No more hiding his $15 long-form birth certificate, no more hiding behind $1.5 MILLION DOLLARS in lawyer fees just to keep it hidden!

The Anti-One: The trial will never take place. Baraq O Bamah will declare marial law before that happens and our Constitution will officially be scrubbed.

Revelation 12:12 "Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time."

drumr337: Just got a chill down my spine ,I pray God protects these Lawyers and dare I say Judge in this case Our country is being turned into a 3rd world country and Judges who oppose Leaders in 3rd world countries get knocked off regularly.

Jmouse007, The Anti-One & drumr337, Free Republic 21 Comments [9/21/2009 8:14:11 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 65736

It’s not funny that Trudeau would lumps luny groups with 9/11 truth, much of which is based on science and testimony that never made its way into the fantasy commission report. See patriotsquestion911.com

Fred_Basset_fan, Doonesbury 10 Comments [9/20/2009 3:03:27 AM]
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Quote# 65756

"i think the only hope is that the annunaki have learnt to control their planet and steer it? away. i think they are cloaking it so as not to scare us. just prepare build a shelter"

doh1959, Youtube Comments Section 20 Comments [9/20/2009 12:00:26 AM]
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Submitted By: PokeTheRetard
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Quote# 65790

[Judge Orders Trial on Obama's Eligibility as President]

Wait until the Judge 'mysteriously vanishes'....and I'm not talking about the Rapture.

Trance, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [9/17/2009 2:30:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
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Quote# 65735

[Re. the Health Care Bill.]

In a Nazi dream come true, every American using the Public option will be implanted with a govt Microchip. The other options will eventually be driven out of business, and so all Americans will be implanted with chips that can be tracked at range with various devises. This is something the public won't like, but to a dictator its an essential tool.

Mr Mannn, Mr Mannn Presents 29 Comments [9/15/2009 5:44:52 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 65707



ekimdrachir, PrisonPlanet 58 Comments [9/13/2009 7:31:05 AM]
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Quote# 65699

Pshaw, they have technology that can read the signal going to you computer screen. They have technology that can read the data sent to your HDTV screen too

Any electrical signal emits a RF field, that's why TV's have to be FCC type accepted. The signal that gets sent to the screen emits this RF field and can be picked up with the latest technology. They can tell what DVD you are playing.

raymond_borowiak, Yahoo Answers 29 Comments [9/13/2009 7:27:41 AM]
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Quote# 65670

[Re. the possible assassination of the President by right-wing extremists.]

Obama had better watch out: given their propensity for projection, when Reds start accusing others of something it's usually exactly what they're doing. (e.g., AstroTurfing townhall meetings). The Reds may decide he's becoming a liability, and would be more useful as a martyr than as a discredited President. (Imagine the mileage they could get out of him as a martyr! Whoa.)

So Barry, and in particular the Secret Service, please keep an eye peeled. Make that a bunch of eyes. A whole bunch of eyes.

Jay Guevara, Moonbattery 16 Comments [9/12/2009 11:13:28 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 65682

You'll also notice that the marks on Obama's knees, which in the smaller black and white photo look like ordinary scrap marks typical of a kid of his age, now stand out more clearly and they somehow look "odd".

With the color added, you also notice the strange bumpiness of his hands that stand out more sharply. When I enlarge and crop these areas in the photos seen below, you will see very distinct images of etheric entities: some alien-looking, some human-like, and and others animal-like. The "bumpiness" of his hands, when enlarged, reveal the tell-tale reptilian feature of scale-like appearance to the skin. And within that scaly skin appearance are images of reptilian entities

Educate- Yourself.org, Educate- Yourself 36 Comments [9/12/2009 3:27:34 PM]
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Quote# 65633

Lucysnow. First off you must not know a whole lot about your pre-WW2 history. There are so many parallels between the US now and Germany in the early 30's. The Nazi secret police, otherwise known as the Gestapo, were Hitler's police officers who needed no type or warrant or reason to arrest you. They could use forceful entry into your home and arrest you for no reason at all. Hmmm... sounds pretty familiar with what Obama wants legalized for our police officers. When HItler came into power in Nazi Germany he put a ban on personal weapons, another parallel with what our version of Adolf Hitler (Obama) is trying to implement on us. Hitler youth camps were where little children were sent to learn the ways of Nazi Germany and pledge allegience to Hitler, Obama's version of speaking to young kids through their schools. Why doesn't he do this to colleges? Because he knows that college students can think for themselves and many are tired of his bs because they are seeing that when they get out of school they either have no job to go to or they aren't making any money. So I think there are plenty of parallels to the US and Nazi Germany in the 1930's. It really bothers me that people can sit back and actually praise this man for the "great" job he's doing. He is ruining this country every minute and people still think he's great. I don't get it!!! Get over the fact that he's the first BLACK president (if you want to be african move back to africa; you live here you're american... we're all equal right?) and look at the job he's doing.... He will be the reason that this country has its downfall!

mdh2892, DocStoc 24 Comments [9/9/2009 3:39:03 PM]
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Quote# 65621

Crack and A.I.D.S. was used on us as a means of eradication. COINTELPRO was used to confuse us and to look at our "Brothers" as our enemies. The FBI turned the Crips and Bloods against each other, that's a prime example. And that's another thing, we've got to stop seeing eachother as the enemy. The enemy is out there somewhere, he has no face, but he's the powers that be, Babylon.

Ras_Nevoe, Africa Speaks 20 Comments [9/9/2009 1:10:15 PM]
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Quote# 65651

" So schools aren't force feeding our kids enough liberal BS already? Well why don't people want their kids going to public school? Hmmmm, maybe because there are too many kids there that don't have good parents and their kids come to school with knives and filthy language? Maybe it's because public school doesn't do the job anymore and instead of teaching history, math, english, and science they teach cultural studies, feelings 101, my two dads, tolerance 101, lets give hugs 101?
While Obama won't mandate that kids have to attend public school he will manipulate the system so public school becomes soooooo attractive and cheap that it will be hard to resist. Meanwhile, private schools will go out of business and people will lose jobs. Hmmmm, health care reform scenerio? Obama says, "Get the kids to public school so we can get them while their young."
Great, high school kids will be forced to read Obama's books (written by Bill Ayers), kids will have to read Rules for Radicals and It Takes a Village, they will have to say a pledge to Obama, kids will be taught the Democrats were responsible for creating the country, ending slavery, creating Affirmative Action, creating and passing the Civil Rights Act of 1963 all on their own, and Republicans were the only ones who owned slaves, the Founding Fathers were not really the Founding Fathers of the nation they were just rich white slave owners that got credit for it, Republicans created HIV, Republicans kill black people any chance they get, and if Government isn't involved in your life your life is empty and meaningless.
I'm all for education but Obama is in this something else-control of the your kids. Education is great, but not if there is an agenda driven classes.

Class, please stand for the Pledge to Obama.... "

Nicotinegun, Coeur d'Alene Press story comments 23 Comments [9/9/2009 10:59:47 AM]
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Quote# 65595

global warming, terrorism - these are politcal creations with a political agenda, global warming/climate change was created by the club of rome think tank after the west lost communism as their public 'enemy'. The whole idea of there being too many humans is also erroneous - every human on the planet could fit into texas - the truth is the controlling elite are afraid that the cat is out of the bag and we the public will soon turn on them for poisoning us, lying to us, committing illegal wars and stealing our money and resources - this is why they are putting all their efforts into brainwashing and radicalising us against one and other yet again - remember the entire worlds media is controlled by a handful of humans who are chosen to further the agenda of mass depopulation so the elite can enjoy 'their' utopian dream without us the people that they have enslaved for millenia, educate yourselves - dont take anything at face value - we are in a war here for our existence.

Steve Johnson, BBC News 27 Comments [9/5/2009 7:01:40 AM]
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Quote# 65573

Now this is what sealed the WTC’s fate, and set in motion the most ambitious operation by MJ-12 in human history. The Looking Glass shortly before 9/11 showed on screen that a team working for Iraq’s president, comprised of mercenary scientists as well as powerful sorcerers, in mid 2003 would succeed in finally opening the Iraqi Gate. Not unlike the US Dulce troubles, rather than gaining control of this entrance, a alien force of great malevolence, Draconians (popularly known as Reptilians), would force its way into our world, here in short order subduing Mankind in one bloody and terrible war, millions of us would die, and according LG the Earth is then lost to us forever. Humanity then will become Draco-‘breakfast’. The End.


Directed by LG findings, MJ-12 advised the US shadow government, ‘looped-in’ members of the administration, it was in the vital interest of the United States to gain unfettered and secret access to Saddam’s Stargate/multiverse gate before the predicted Draco invasion in 2003. The US, aided by its ‘special relationship’ ally the UK, opted for war and occupation of Iraq. Stated (but knowingly false) pretext would be the threat of WMD.


LG data already established that a terrorist attack on 9/11 involving the WTC was inevitable, one of those quirky things of the universe: some events are ‘fated’ and unchangeable! To justify the planned war against Iraq, MJ-12 chose to take over the attack, and use it both to vaguely implicate President Hussein in mass terror against America, AND to cover a spectacular mission to save us from the Draco invasion.

minnie, Aliens the Truth 24 Comments [9/5/2009 4:12:17 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 65572

The typical cattle mutilation has shown repeatedly, huge oval shaped incisions around the jaw bone and in most cases the exposed jaw is completely removed, and the tongue removed from a precise incision deep in the throat. Also observed is the additional removal of at least one eyeball, the udders on the female are also usually found removed as well as the sexual organs on both sexes.

All organ removal and incisions are done with surgical precision, and in some cases the evidence of cauterization along the incision lines. This has led investigators to believe the use of some sort of high heat cutting device, such as a high-powered surgical laser, had been used.

Bones were also clearly cut with no bone fragments around the cuts. UFOs and strange "Black" unmarked helicopters have been linked with these mutilations since they have been sighted at the same time in the same area where the mutilated cattle had been found. Another strange fact is that there has never been a conviction of a human accused of committing such a cruel and hideous act in cases such as these.

Why take cattle? A possible explanation may be that cattle blood is so similar to humans that it can be used in the lab to create human blood plasma. Indicating the aliens may be studying the cattle, to find out more about us.

Aliens the Truth, Aliens the Truth Website 16 Comments [9/4/2009 8:49:25 PM]
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Quote# 65414

In all seriousness though, it seems that Obama will be trading the CIA in for his brown shirts. They wont be questioning Muslim terrorists, but they will start gathering Christians and other "right wing extremists" to question them. He has to make up groups that he controls, because he can't have any that answer to someone else. It's just like all these czars he's making that only answer to him. He wants absolute control.

josh1313, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [9/2/2009 10:28:21 AM]
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