David J Stewart #fundie

David J Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

Katy Perry—the Babylonian, big-breasted, Baphomet, blasphemous-bimbo—recently said that she is NOT a Christian and thinks Heaven is “a hoax.” Katy Perry began her trainwreck career of sleaze as a Gospel singer. Talk about a loser and sell-out! I guess Satan has done more for Katy Perry than God has. God keeps us all breathing. God gives us the awesome delicious foods that we eat and the taste buds and health to enjoy it all. What has the Devil ever done for you? God offers you eternal life through faith in Jesus Christ, but Satan can only offer you the world until your earthly life is over; then God will judge you (Hebrews 9:27).

Who would want to follow a total loser in God's eyes like Katy Perry? This Illuminati-favorite, slithering servant of Satan, stripper-singer, promotes satanism as being “cool” to preteens and teens. Ke$ha, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus (Manly Virus), Kanye (Pest) West, Kim (Kartrashian) Kardashian... THESE ARE GOD'S ENEMIES (James 4:4). You will become like those you hang around. Do you want to be like God's enemies? Do you want to become God's enemy too? I wouldn't recommend it if you're smart

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Kim (Kartrashian) Kardashian... THESE ARE GOD'S ENEMIES"

...no Davey-boy, it's Kim Cardassian, and These are the Prophets' Enemies. [/"Star Trek: Deep Space 9"]

@creativerealms

"Oh wait that's suppose to be an insult? backfire."

He doesn't know the half of it. When the eponymous O'Neill Cylinder space station in J. Michael Straczynski's "Babylon 5" is the basis of what is referred to as the 'Third Age of Mankind', and ultimately in humanity's evolution into higher beings a la the 'First ones' - not unlike the Vorlons - then his pathetic attempts at an 'insult' have blown up in his own face.

The International Space Station. It's still there, Davey-boy. [/Tower of Babel]

old comment by Swede

First, isn't it HORRIBLE to attack someone for how (according to your world-view at least) God created him or her? She can't help having big breasts, any more than you can help being a hebephile. After googling her, I don't think she's that big-breasted at all, she looks pretty normal-breasted to me. She hasn't got an G-cup, that's for sure, more like a D. You do know that breasts don't get bigger when you see more of them, right?

Lots of people grow up within a more or less Christian family and become more and more atheistic as they mature and get to know the world.

God doesn't keep us all breathing; hundreds of men, women and children are asphyxiated in the Mediterranean every day, in their desperate attempt to escape war and Daesh, and to reach the relative safety of Europe. And, ask the people in sub-Saharan Africa about the delicious food they (don't) eat.

If Satan offers us the world, then he's the bigger man, as the world actually exists. Heaven has the same amount of evidence in its favor as Mordor does.

Apparently, over 50 million people want to follow Ms Perry, and she hold the Guinness World Record for most Twitter followers. That's quite the popular loser, I'd say.
If she's so horrible to you, why do you watch her? I hardly knew she existed, I had to google her to know what she looks like; that's how much impact she's had on my life.
If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out. So sayeth your holy book.

I'd rather be a easy-going, philanthropic strong woman with a lot of humor, than a grumpy old hebephile with a fixation on 15-year-old entertainment.

old comment by OHP

++"I guess Satan has done more for Katy Perry than God has."

According to your own book of myths, that's true for the entire species.

++"God keeps us all breathing."

No, that would be our lungs, you second grade dropout.

++"God gives us the awesome delicious foods that we eat"

Farmers.

++"and the taste buds"

Genes.

++"and health"

That credit goes to doctors, scientists, engineers and farmers again.

++"What has the Devil ever done for you?"

According to the myth? He gave me higher intelligence and the ability to reason.

++"God offers you eternal life through faith in Jesus Christ"

After PURPOSEFULLY keeping it from us and then using it as part of his divine protection racket, you mean.

++"but Satan can only offer you the world until your earthly life is over"

And this world, for all its problems (the majority of which were caused by the abrahamic religions to begin with) is infinitely greater than any description of heaven ever given.

++"then God will judge you"

"Judge not lest you be judged". He'd do well to take his own rare bit of good advice. The guy has a rap sheet stretching from here to Jupiter. And that's just for this planet.

++"Who would want to follow a total loser in God's eyes like Katy Perry?"

I refer you back to your own words. Who would want to follow a "Babylonian, big-breasted, Baphomet, blasphemous-bimbo"? That question frankly answers itself. What's wrong, Davey? Don't like your girls physically developed?

++"Ke$ha, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus (Manly Virus), Kanye (Pest) West, Kim (Kartrashian) Kardashian... THESE ARE GOD'S ENEMIES"

No, Davey. Those are a bunch of pathetic attempts at trash-talking. God's enemies are critical thought, investigation and a third grade education.

++"You will become like those you hang around."

I'll become rich, sexy and famous? Well, as long as I don't develop the breasts then I'm okay with that (wouldn't look all that great on a thick, hairy body like mine).

++"Do you want to be like God's enemies?

Intelligent? Yeah, actually.

++"Do you want to become God's enemy too?"

I already am one. I oppose your myths at nearly every turn and if the monster you worship were real then I'd oppose him directly.

++" I wouldn't recommend it if you're smart"

Davey, you wouldn't know smart if you bent it over the table and raped it when it was a child.