masturbation IS rape! In your head or whatever the sick fuck uses to get off, it's mental rape. and it's totally demon-induced.
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rockman - what you need to do next time you have an urge like that, is the following week in church during prayer, get up, unzip and flop everything out into the baptismal font and scream, "Begone foul demons, I rebuke thy sinful thoughts and sick urges about [insert name(s) here]. I renounce thee in the name of Jesus Christ, and I will not [insert thoughts you had]."
Until we develop a way to telepathically rape people, that's in no way, shape or form even halfway true.
Wait... masturbation is forcing someone to have sex with me against thier will... but the only person involved is me... therefore I'm forcing myself to have sex with myself against my will... and if I were under 18, would it be statutory mental rape, even if I consented?
Rape: forcing someone to have sex against their will.
masturbation IS rape!
Unless there is some kind of telepathic transmission, the rape is IMPOSSIBLE. Moreover, sometimes, well, MOST of the times, the person you picture in your mind doesn´t exist. So, are you telling me that we rape a person who doesn´t exist?
Most of the times, we fantasise about a person who doesn´t exist or, if we ever fantasise about a real person, since we don´t have telepathy, there is no rape involved. Unless, of course, we can rape people who don´t exist.
"masturbation IS rape!"
You're so right! very time I crack one off, I'm raping Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters!
/sarcasm
Bollockbrain.
@Man Called True
"Until we develop a way to telepathically rape people, that's in no way, shape or form even halfway true"
Rockman probably saw the sequence in "Star Trek: Nemesis", in which Shinzon telepathically raped Deanna Troi via his Viceroy Vkruk; but later she used her own Betazed telepathic ability to trace the Scimitar , via Worf's hand on the sensor plate, thus the Enterprise could attack the cloaked Reman cruiser.
Rape is a crime of violence. Masturbation is neither a crime nor is it violent (as far as I know). Your comparison is more than just spurious and absurd. It makes light of one of the most horrifying and vile acts a person can commit on another.
I suggest you haul yourself to a therapist and seek treatment for your evidently extreme sexual hang-ups. While your at it, tell your therapist about your demon delusions. I am sure there is medication to make them go away.
It´s only rape if you COERCE another person to participate in the fantasy. Until we develop, somehow, telepathic powers, your notion is not valid.
The only way masturbation could be rape was if a daemon of Slaanesh possessed your hand.
...Mind you, knowing the Chaos Deity of Sexuality & Squick, he's/she's/it's probably actually done that more than once...
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