Gail Chord Schuler #fundie gabriellechana.com

If Jesus had sex with me, it would show Him as a being who has needs, that is why He will give His semen to Brent in the millennium, but He himself, will not participate in the sexual act ever. I may sense His spirit in His semen coming to me through Brent during the millennial sexual act, but all the yearnings and longings for me during the sexual act will all be from Brent. I believe that during the millennium, His spirit will be in His semen and will cause Brent to love me with the vastness that Jesus feels for the universe. So the millennial sexual experience will be a vast experience, because of the semen of Jesus. But, make no mistake about it, there will be sexual feelings there at all, except from Brent. Basically, Jesus will give me His semen during the millennium as His way of expressing pleasure about me, with no sexual longings in the semen at all. It will be a totally giving semen, He will feel or take in from me only a spiritual love with no fleshly desires in Jesus’ semen AT ALL.

Because He is God, my guess is that the semen will enhance Brent’s lovemaking and make it seem as if Brent and I are making spiritual love to the universe, but not to God. Jesus will enhance our sexual experience by giving us a bit of His great spiritual love for everyone during our millennial sexual experience, making the experience vast and awesome. But make no mistake about it, it won’t be God making love to me. It will be God putting His frosting on my sexual experience with Brent. The cake, the actual sexual experience, will be with Brent alone. The frosting, the enhancing of the sexual experience will come from God with His semen. He will enhance the sexual experience, making it seem an act of worship, but will not participate in it. Jesus has no sexual feelings for me. This is what I sense with His Spirit. This is not an insult. He’s deity. It would violate His character as God, to make sexual love with any human. He won’t do it. He has no desire to do it. Instead, to show His love for me, He lets me feel His spirit, with no sexual overtones AT ALL. I suspect that His semen in the millennium will just be His Spirit enhancing my lovemaking with Brent, like frosting on a cake. Because Jesus’ spirit is so awesome, that is why I say His spirit to spirit communion is better than sex. But make no mistake about it, there is no sexual desire in His spirit towards me at all.

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