You know what would be hilarious? We should go to every single republican politician with pregnant wives/daughters and give them all forced coat hanger abortions. That would be the best karma ever.
Shit , that's not such a bad idea now that I think about it.
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...and that's why you're always quoted, NN. That's the best Karma ever. Instant, too. [/John Lennon]
Have a thing for being our resident Lolcow, much?
That's ... terrifying.
You know, sometimes I'm almost grateful for NeoMatrix. Whenever he says something like this and his comment gets posted, it forces me to face my own (only slightly crazy) commenting tendencies and post less inflammatory comments. In that regard, thanks, Neo!
"We should go to every single republican politician with pregnant wives/daughters and give them all forced coat hanger abortions"
In Trump America, abortions do YOU.
@maling
Not only that, but it'll prevent any more little Repub shitstains from being spawned. I bet we can all agree that would be a good thing.
Troll 1138- Are you fucking illiterate?
You obviously have no sense of nuance, semantics or basic reading comprehension. I can only hope that you're either 18 years old or English is not your native tongue. Although based on your misinformed posts, you're just an idiot. I have no idea how you stumbled on this site, but it would be wise to return to your herd of willfully ignorant republican majini.
@thx
Why would you want to bring more children into a world like this?
@The Crimson Ghost
Unlike certain people...:
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...someone else has no nuance .
Just charges in with his Assumptions. Just ask our own Mister Spak. He has similar experience. But then of course, so does your good self.
'Assume'. Where you make an ASS out of U, but not ME. Just ask that certain someone; he's expert at that.
Apparently Republican women are fine with another woman who wants to ensure they have a choice . [/Todd Akin]
Arnold Schwarzenegger - a Republican - does too.
Thinking before speaking. Shit, that's not such a bad idea now that I think about it.
As should, say... NeoMatrix. And someone else.
No, what would be hilarious is denying republicans abortions.
Think about it. You've heard about the outspoken pro-lifers sneaking in to get abortions before heading back out to protest. If they don't want abortions, then we'll make sure they don't get one, even if they change their mind. Everyone else gets one but them.
Not that this is actually a good act, mind you. Right of choice, after all. But if you want irony, this would work. Forced abortions is the boogeyman that the republicans use to scare people, and you'd just be fueling it.
Neo, you're not doing our side any favors by spouting such nonsense. Perhaps the next time you have an idea like this, just write it down on paper, crumple it up, and throw it in the trash instead of posting it on the internet.
What the actual fuck?
Dude, if you want to mess with them, then stick to publicly exposing their medical records if they do have an abortion, or if they force their wives, daughters, and mistresses into having one, or out them after they've done meth off of their gay prostitute's cheeks.
What the fuck is it with you and advocating for violence?
And you know what would be even more hilarious? If the Republicans then throw NeoMatrix out of a helicopter! [canned laughter]
Plus, by aborting them, they'll be saved from becoming starved wage slaves under the trump regime. @Doubting Thomas, Vman:
@pharoah
Also, the reason I "embody straw men" is because that's all we can be. Christians hate us and consider us evil anyway, so there's no point trying to be anything else. I've seen this plenty of times irl.
@NeoMatrix
Also, the reason I "embody straw men" is because that's all we can be. Christians hate us and consider us evil anyway, so there's no point trying to be anything else. I've seen this plenty of times irl.
What sort of dumb 'logic' is this?!
Hell, this is some genuine insane troll logic . Pharaoh may have a point: you're so ridiculous that you may very well be a troll.
@Vman
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
@NeoMatrix
You obviously don't live around Christians in the United States then. That's exactly what it's like.
You're right, I don't. Which gives me ample experience to tell that your assertions that all Christians or even all theists are just dying to stab you in the back are ridiculous.
Even if I lived in the USA, I'm sure that I would see plenty of theists who are not at all like what you describe - as many people including Americans here have already confirmed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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