A pastor from a church in Dandora Phase 2 has ordered all female members to go to the church ‘free’ – without br@a and panties for Christ to enter their lives!
He went ahead to warn members of dire consequences if they secretly put on their inner wears. A member of the church who sought anonymity said that in last Sunday’s service, ladies were ngothaless and br@less just as the pastor ordered.
Mothers were also advised to do the same and check their daughter when coming to church on Sundays so as to receive Christ too.
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Why only women? Why not the men? Don't men need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ, too?
Check their daughter? Personal integrity isn't high up on these people's priority list, it seems...
Well they're getting there, just a bit slowly. I expect that within the next thousand years they'll be nearly ready to enter the dark ages.
Either that or Rev. Njohi is drunk on testosterone.
I think this was in the plot to two or three porn flicks I've seen. When he starts subjecting girls to "purification" rituals involving hot wax, lube, and his tongue I won't be saying I told you so I'll just hold out a large club wordlessly. You'll know what to do.
@ Goomy pls:
Once you add Sunday School or similar child indoctrination formulas into the mix, they're all cults. Some are more widely accepted and some are more benign than others, but they're still cults.
This one is just proof that the less well-educated the audience, the more lunacy you can get away with.
"A pastor from a church in Dandora Phase 2 has ordered all female members to go to the church free’ without br@a and panties for Christ to enter their lives!"
More likely so that lust and rape can enter the pastor's Sunday agenda.
Br@a? WTF? Is that like G-d, you have to fool God with this stuff?
Who's checking? And what about the men? What about the little boys, hu? No drawers on so they can "receive Christ" I bet. (@Diatryma )h
Besides, if they have to be "free" by lack of clothing, why not just go naked?
@ Goomy pls
You are correct in terms of the generally accepted use of "cult". There are also other criteria that get thrown in, for example "identity blurring" (From now on, your Delta Tau Chi name is....)
Still, Paul was the charismatic leader largly responsible for Christianity as we know it. Does a cult cease to be a cult upon the death of its leader? Does it age like fine wine? What then should we call the cult of John Frum these days? Where do the many offspring of the Seventh Day Adventists fit in the spectrum? What is the Pope? Does he lack sufficient charisma? Won't the impressive hats carry the day? See my dilemma?
As usual, I comment later after everyone else has stated things that I would have said myself.
The level of blind obedience to this pastor is very scary indeed. I do really fear for the safety and wellbeing of the parishioners at this "church".
This post does remind me of the story from this satire site .
So let me get this straight, God is defeated and deflected by... underwear?
Your God is a truly puny one.
That isn't Jesus that's coming into your wives and daughters.
That's what you get when you're LITERALLY too dumb to live, though; these people live in fucking Kenya and they STILL cannot spot an obvious rapist.
Yeah...it says right here, in Ezekiel 25, ahh...pants. "The LORD hateth ladies with...clothes...in the house of the LORD", yep! Chapter and verse.
Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body’ and spirit’ to receive Christ.
And be sure to always sleep with your hands on top of the covers.
You don't have to go to Kenya to find weird church edicts.
The Bible Belt has thousands of sect stories that make this look good, some were probably going commando anyway, just like a lot of your good ole southern belles probably are.
gives new meaning to receiving christ.
I think I saw this in a porno movie.
what is ngothaless ? its got me baffled
It's been well-documented a quick way to score women--especially those juicy underage girls--is to start your own cult. It worked for David Koresh and Michael Travesser!
But seriously...this is some bizarre perversion right here, sounds like something out of an ecchi manga.
The "propeller" probably refers to Njohi's wangdoodle.
Man! I wish there was an organization of people who would go into these African countries and teach the poor folks some sense....sex ed, science, common sense, self-defense for women & girls, rejection of religious frummerism, etc.
Such a magnificent continent & people reduced to this! Something's got to be done, anything! This is the human species' homeland. Our homeland!
Now, there's plenty of places in Africa where things are just fine, even some nice modern cities & resorts, but so much of the continent is a "Crapsack World". Even the boundries of the different countries are arbitrarily drawn with the purpose of dividing & conquering various tribes & peoples.
There has to be a way to reverse this.
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