Wait until the a'holes discover that God is a conservative, and He is not amused.
IMO, liberals are the strongest argument possible for retroactive abortion. I would relish the opportunity to perform several thousand of them, as long as someone else cleans up the mess. As for Facebook, like Twitter, it's an open septic tank of rabid, mindless liberalism. They are almost as bad as DUh and FISTED.
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I would relish the opportunity to perform several thousand of them, as long as someone else cleans up the mess. against abortion, and b) God forbade murder. Also, clean your own damn mess, you lazy fuck.
They are almost as bad as DUh and FISTED.
Hey, it's Doomie, back from whatever shithole he hides in!
Oh, retroactive abortions, an always popular topic with the right-wing set. You know, "We defend life by killing people." It would be funny if it weren't so appalling.
Just let me know where and when, doc. Just let me know.
It gets you right there doesn't it.
And as a bit of an in joke from ages ago, the development project for the FSTDT code is currently named STDT. Why? I thought it was a better joke about the site than FISTED.
"I would relish the opportunity to perform several thousand of them..."
So you admit that you want to be a mass murderer, and the only thing keeping you from doing so is fear of Gob's wrath? Congrats, Doomie, you are an immoral person and are probably going to Hell ((If there is one)). Or did you forget 'thou shalt not kill'?
"as long as someone else cleans up the mess. "
Not willing to take responsibility for your actions, eh?
What a shocker...
Oh, Doomie, you're such a silly fuck! If you really want to retroactively abort some liberals, I will offer to be your first (and last) attempt.
Interesting -Christ Revision #2383585823833825, huh? So now, Jesus hated the poor, didn't give out free healthcare, had a gun rack in the back of his pickup, blasting Country music, slut-shamed women, hated on minorities, and complained about illegals.
Even though I don't believe the Bible is true, your perspective doesn't match the source material one bit.
If god is conservative, then Jesus was a bleeding heart liberal
And when you reply with "BUT OBAMA WAS BLACK" then you can join me in hell
Yeah, God is a Republican and he hates liberals. What's frightening is that DoctorDoom is just a voice in his head away from committing mass murder.
As for Facebook being liberal, since most of my family and friends are conservative, most of the stuff I see on Facebook are pro-Republican/anti-Obama crap and religious messages. I guess it all depends on who your friends are.
Wait until Duckturd Dumb the a'hole lover discovers that God is a cunt servative, and S he is not amused [/Queen Victoria] X3
In fact, Duckturd Dumb is the strongest argument possible for retroactive abortion. I would relish the opportunity to perform several thousand of them - and wouldn't care about the mess - as long as long as Duckturd Dumb is the first for the procedure.
As for Whore Lie-Party Smells, it's equally a wretched hive of scum & villainy as Ruptured Retards; both riddled with inferior subhuman neocunt hypocrisy .
A fully-walled room. One bulb. One chair. A human turd tied to that chair. Creaking of heavy steel. A medical-garbed man enters. It is I. My hand rises, holding simething. The roar of a plasma torch ignited. Human Dumb turd now screams. My eyes now gleam. This is my design. [/"Hannibal"] [/"Hostel"] >:D
Wait until the a'holes discover that God is a conservative, and He is not amused.
Well, it is not unusual that children take on a different political opinion than their parents. That would explain why Jesus is such a bleeding-heart “liberal” and borderline communist.
I would relish the opportunity to perform several thousand of them, as long as someone else cleans up the mess.
Well, you're definitely a modern conservative. Make a mess and then expect someone else to clean it up. All you need now is to yell at the people cleaning up your mess and call them unAmerican.
Wait until the a'holes discover that God is a conservative, and He is not amused.
Certainly not at you... what with his "kill the Gays no matter if they repent or not" stance...
Wait until the a'holes discover that God is a conservative, and He is not amused.
Why wait? You could always explain to us how you arrived at this remarkable conclusion. Please bear in mind that the voices in your head won't be sufficient evidence.
IMO, liberals are the strongest argument possible for retroactive abortion. I would relish the opportunity to perform several thousand of them, as long as someone else cleans up the mess.
LOL! Typical. Internet tough guy talks the talk, but he can't be bothered to so much as clean up after himself--that'll be somebody else's problem. So much for personal responsibility, eh, Doc?
As for Facebook, like Twitter, it's an open septic tank of rabid, mindless liberalism. They are almost as bad as DUh and FISTED.
The hatred and the bile that oozes from every word in your little rants leads me to believe that maybe your problems with FB and Twitter are of your own making.
Wait until the a'holes discover that God is a conservative, and He is not amused.
And...
liberals are the strongest argument possible for retroactive abortion. I would relish the opportunity to perform several thousand of them
Why does God need a Doombot? Let him do his own dirty work.
as long as someone else cleans up the mess.
I notice God doesn't clean up his messes either. So yeah, he just might be a conservative.
This really is sounding like to some Christians, only the idea of the Final Judgement matters. How the actual ideals of the Christ wound up secondary or tertiary, reading through the Gospels or not, I'd like to know. Maybe they just skipped ahead to the end (i.e. the Apocalypse of St. John--which almost got beaten to the canon by the Apocalypse of Peter!) and tried to divine ideals through THAT. Which John didn't even intend to be a philosophical treatise...
Let's give them a truth serum, and ask them "What is best in life?". I'll grant that I doubt THAT many will reply as film-Conan did to the khan (I honestly have to wonder if short story-Conan would have exulted in lamentations when the battle-slain bodies of his foes were proof enough of his might; I've only read "The Phoenix on the Sword", though), but that and the noble's first answer might be good benchmarks to work with.
(Besides, sneering down at your quelled opponents must get boring after a time.)
Apparently, Bible God is a raving lunatic who wants to further the cause of drooling fantasy by having His zombies commit mass murder. One way to combat this murderous cloud lounger is to be an atheist, thereby causing His beard to wilt. Without His beard, Bible God resembles nothing so much as a whey-faced inbred muppet with delusions of virgin commanding. In short, a pontificating buffoon with the intellect of a stunned hen.
Well, just goes to show, if liberals kill by abortion, at least they only kill cells which are hardly formed people, or in self defence (like, you know, how Zimmerman had to kill Martin) unlike conservatives, who seem to greatly prefer retroactive abortion.
Discover God is a conservative? That's pretty obvious from the start, stupid! Haven't you read the Bible?
Feel that Christian Love!
You talked out your ass, now prepare to be FISTED!
Am I totally immature for wanting that to become a full blown meme?
@Passerby
Here was me thinking that I was MATURE but that gave me a serious case of the giggles!!
@DoctorDoom
Otherwise stock up on lubricant because it isn't gonna stop.
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