Quote# 101382

What is more worse than cancer, more dangerous than an atomic bomb, more evil than the demons, more corrupt than all politicians together?

That is the Zionist Khazars from Oekraine, who with the help of the Devil himself try to destroy Christian society and people searching for it.

But it will end in a global war and defeat of Abbadon and his henchmen in the Synagoge of Satan.

Jean, Real Jew News 33 Comments [6/8/2014 4:07:57 AM]
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Arctic Knight

Huh?

6/8/2014 4:09:55 AM

Pule Thamex

And the worrying thing is, you think this is just a singular event that you will have to endure, but no! This is going to be an annual event that will happen every year for ever and ever. That's the real news.

6/8/2014 5:02:22 AM

Sammettik

Are you planning to slay "Leviathon" as well?

6/8/2014 5:06:42 AM

anevilmeme

So who's side are Superman, the Lone Ranger and Bugs Bunny on?

6/8/2014 5:35:43 AM

Justanotheratheist

I'd say the answer to your question can only be "religion."

6/8/2014 5:50:25 AM

luvstynx



I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

6/8/2014 6:09:28 AM

Insult to Rocks

Um.....come again?

6/8/2014 6:31:57 AM

SpukiKitty

OH NOES! THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE THE BIBLE ARE GOING TO KILL US BIBLE LOVERS!

Anti-Semites are weirdos.

6/8/2014 6:41:59 AM



Synagoge of Satan sounds like a bad B movie or porn.


6/8/2014 9:06:40 AM

rubber chicken

Is it sugar ? It's sugar isn't it ?

6/8/2014 9:08:37 AM

christopher

@SpukiKitty: He doesn't think Jews are actually (the descendents of) the people who wrote the Bible. He talks about "Zionist Khazars," in a clear reference to the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazar_theory_of_Ashkenazi_ancestry

6/8/2014 9:13:38 AM

Goomy pls

"Oekraine?" Are you Dutch?

"Synagoge?" Like, "wow. so jew. very israel. such bible. wow." right?

"Abaddon?" Bro, do you even Hebrew?

And don't even get me STARTED on all the things that are wronf with the "Jews are all Khazars" theory.

6/8/2014 9:21:58 AM



Yes, yes, it's RELIGION!

6/8/2014 9:25:15 AM

anothga

What.

6/8/2014 11:42:05 AM

Ibuki Mioda



Um... Khazars? Oekraine? Abbadon?

Ibuki's pretty sure that she hasn't heard this conspiracy before. Whatever it is though, it's probably not more dangerous than an atomic bomb.

6/8/2014 11:44:12 AM

Old Viking

Wasn't Abbadon a shortstop with Des Moines in the old Three-Eye League?

6/8/2014 1:46:35 PM

Miles

Gibberish, all gibberish.

6/8/2014 1:59:11 PM

freako104

Twofer! CSTDT and FSTDT!

6/8/2014 2:31:49 PM

Ash

Actually, a trifecta. Conspiratorial, racist, fundy. Idiot wins a loony bin.

6/8/2014 3:09:29 PM

Ebon

Oh, DIAF.

6/8/2014 3:51:12 PM



Seriously, "more worse"? Is there then also a "less worse"? What about "more better" and "less better"? And I'd guess there is also a "like, partially worse" and a "like, partially better", because everyone always says "like, totally worse" and "like, totally better".

Perhaps you should have said "worser" or "worsest" or "most worsest"

6/8/2014 4:52:05 PM

Goomy pls

@Ibuki Mioda

"Khazars" is a dog-whistle for Jews, because these people can't wrap their heads around how the Jews wrote their BuyBull and deny it flatly.

"Oekraine" is Ukraine's name in Dutch.

And it should be spelled "Abaddon."

6/8/2014 4:53:06 PM

Adrian

Abaddon? The armless failure who managed to fuck up every last one of his thirteen Black Crusades? Not sure that beating him is much of an accomplishment... [/WH40K]

6/8/2014 7:30:59 PM

Sasha

Sounds like the advertising for the summer blockbuster, "Abbadon Strikes Back."

6/8/2014 9:09:56 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Christian society and people searching for it.

Searching for Christian society?
What? You can't find it? Most of us are trying desperately to avoid the shit. Could you find a skunk in a phone booth?

6/9/2014 12:15:34 AM

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