Darwinian evolution has brainwashed almost everybody into believing that ancient man was a BRUTE who once swung from trees like monkeys....Nothing could be further from the TRUTH.
Noah knew all about electricity because he used floodlighting in the Ark!!
The ancient Egyptians knew that lighting was electricity and they used electricity to light the interior of their pyramids and temples. Some unprejudiced people who have studied ancient technology believe that the pyramids were electric generation stations—pyramid power!!
How pathetic it is to see the attempts of evolutionists to explain the illumination of the Pharos Lighthouse—one of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World. Evolutionists expect us to believe that the Alexandrians carried up wood to the top of the 45-storey tower in order to provide fuel for a fire that could be seen as far away as 32 nautical miles....Egypt had no trees for wood and they certainly didn't have coal mines.
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You went full retard singularity. Never go full retard singularity.
... I didn't even think it was possible to go full retard singularity until now.
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Show me the wiring in the pyramids. Until you can show me that I will continue to maintain that you're full of more shit than a cattle farm. As for the lighthouse argument, the fact that you're lazy doesn't mean that every human throughout our history has been so. Especially not slaves, who didn't really have that option.
"The ancient Egyptians knew that lighting was electricity and they used electricity to light the interior of their pyramids and temples. Some unprejudiced people who have studied ancient technology believe that the pyramids were electric generation stationspyramid power!!"
PLEASE be a troll... or a poe...
Ohhhh, so the curse of Tutankhamun is when you get a flat battery in your car/remote/vibe? Now it all makes sense.
Do you think he heard about Arc Lamps and jumped to an eeny weeny ickle conclusion, or does the "Noah used FLOODlighting" pun suggest that is this GradeA Poe?
Poe or not, this is too cute.
He's got to be taking the piss.
Any nation that had electricity 4,000 years before anyone else would be the rulers of the world today. Yet Egypt was conquered by the Romans whose most advanced weapon was the Gladius.
If Egypt had electricity, we would still be living under their empire.
@ OHP:
You, sir, win a shiny new internet!
Well, the Baghdad Batterys indicate that some people have had an inkling that they were on to something big, but they propably didn't have the means or necessary understanding to utilize it properly...they propably just considered it magic or something.
They did have pully systems back then, man/animal laboured crane/elevator systems yknow. Who's pretending they were total primitives now? Getting the wood uptop would be a lark compared to building the lighthouse even if you physically carried the wood up every step, remember dummy, damn near everything was physically accomplished just hundreds of years ago.
Alexandria was also a seaport city of large trade outlets, they did cook and heat back then y'know, even in warmer climes.
For the umpteenth time; we don't come from monkeys, we share a common ancestor with monkeys.
What "evolutionists" are explaining the illumination of the "Pharaos Lighthouse" [sic]?
In 2000, Egypt produced of 60,000 short tons of coal. Where did that come from?
And if the Egyptians had electricity, why didn't they use it to power their chariots or weapons?
Noah knew all about electricity because he used floodlighting in the Ark!!
I must have missed that passage in the Bible.
Egypt had no trees for wood and they certainly didn't have coal mines.
Then they wouldn't have had fuel for an electric generator, either.
What the fuck does the history of technology have to do with evolution?
Does this twist have any concept that ancient Egyptians are, by evolutionary time frames, biologically indistinguishable from modern humans?
Nobody can possibly be this stupid can they?
First off... I'm not even going to touch Noah. The ancient Egyptians did not use electricity. There are no generators in the pyramids; they were tombs for pharaohs. Unless you're talking about the mystic kind of "pyramid power," which is BS.
Also, the ancient Egyptians aren't ancient enough for evolution to have taken place - they were still Homo sapiens sapiens. Technological progress is not evolution - it has a mind behind it and a discrete end goal. I think that's enough.
Noah knew all about electricity because he used floodlighting in the Ark!!
The ancient Egyptians knew that lighting was electricity and they used electricity to light the interior of their pyramids and temples.
Uh, yeah they didn't.
Funny how everyone just happened to forget about electricity until the late 1800's.
Yeah, a lighthouse at a major port city, center of trade, hundreds of wooden ships coming and going daily... How could they have possibly gotten wood, coal, or other fuels? And the Egyptians never made things from wood, or anything. Nope, all those tables, stools, chests, boxes, etc. were made from gold. And oil lamps were totally not a thing that existed.
"pyramid power!!"
This sounds like something a hero from an 80's Saturday morning cartoon would yell.
"Egypt had no trees for wood and they certainly didn't have coal mines."
You honestly think all of Egypt is just rolling sand dunes?
The theory of evolution is a theory about biology. Specifically the origin of species.
Electric lighting is not.
"Evolutionists" don't care if Egypt had electric lighting. Nor do they feel the need to explain that shit.
Unprejudiced historians on the other hand, think you are full of shit.
If it wasn't for the curvature of the earth the human eye could see a candle flame flicker from 30 miles away.
The human eye is amazingly good at detecting photons. It's why people can see the dim andromeda galaxy from 2 million light years away.
No need for magical power created by pyramids or fictional people and a boat.
Ignorance of the Egyptian landscape, electricity, the function of pyramids, historical levels of technology, the Bible, and pretty much everything in general.
Still not sure if a dedicated Poe or completely out of touch with reality...
Ahhh, science AND history fail! Just the thing to begin my day.
Oh, and as others have stated the Egyptians are Homo Sapiens, and have NOTHING to do with evolution.
Also, as someone who majored in Classical Humanities, I am very annoyed right now. If the Egyptians had electricity, the Greeks and Romans would have written about it dumbass! We would also have archaeological evidence, as well as the written records.
So, if the Egyptians had electricity as you believe, where is the evidence in the written and archaeological record????
*crickets chirp*
The stupid is hurting me!
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