Patrick Scrivener #fundie reformation.org

Before the advent of MI6 sponsored communism in Russia, the Orthodox Church completely rejected the heliocentricity of Galileo and the evolutionary myth of Druid Charles Darwin. They also rejected the Syllabus of Pope Pius IX which completely condemned all scientific progress—except advances in spying and cryptology.

Even with the Communist takeover of Russia, the GREAT Russian nation forged ahead with new discoveries in space. They were the first to put a satellite into orbit around the earth, and the first to land an object on the moon. Even Communists were too honest to stage a fake moon landing.

Naturally, the MI6 controlled Pentagon started to scream about a missile gap with the Soviet Union. Their perverted reasoning was that since Russia had rockets to reach outer space . . . they could also reach the United States . . . with nuclear bombs!!

This "missile gap" led to an insatiable appetite for money by the MI6 controlled Pentagon. What better way to close the "missile gap" than to use the moon landing money to build rockets that could threaten Russia.

The Soviets were called "godless" Communists by the Rockefeller/MI6 media. Even if the "godless" Soviets had the technical expertise of the Walt Disney studios they would never have faked moon landings!!

NASA's motto is: "if you can't make it, fake it."

MI6 Wernher von Braun was technical adviser to Walt Disney studios as they landed Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck on the moon.

Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck had to travel faster than a speeding bullet to land on the moon. It is a mircle that Donald Duck didn't lose all his feathers!

Which calculations did Walt Disney studios use to target the moon?

The difference is enormous.

The geocentric moon is traveling faster than a speeding bullet while the heliocentric moon is leisurely orbiting a rotating earth.

According to the geocentric model, the moon is moving CLOCKWISE from EAST to WEST at an average speed of 27,000 km per second or 98,424 km per hour. It takes 24 hours and 50 minutes to circle the stationary earth.

According to the heliocentric myth, the moon is moving COUNTERCLOCKWISE from WEST to EAST at an average speed of 10 km per second or 3600 km per hour. It takes 27.3 days to circle the earth.

Diehards still believe in the heliocentric universe and Druid Darwin's evolution despite all the scientific advances since Sputnik 1 in 1957.

They will do anything but admit that the Holy Bible is true.

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