Now this Ebola epidemic can become a global pandemic and that’s another name for plague. It may be the great attitude adjustment that I believe is coming. Ebola could solve America’s problems with atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography and abortion...If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you, you better make sure you have been marked by the angels so that you are protected by God. If not, you may be a candidate to meet the Grim Reaper.
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YES!! Please!! just pray, and the rest of us will just fool around with quarantines, vaccinations and general disease control methods...
Pray, pray until you are (literally in this case) blue in the face!
We'll see who is left standing.
You guys just love the idea of blood and death, don't you? As if diseases give a damn about what invisible man its hosts talk to. It worked out pretty well for you during the Black Death, right?
And besides, doesn't the idea of meeting the Grim Reaper a good thing since Christians like you are supposedly meant to go to an eternal paradise? So much for consistency...
Until we find a cure for it. Which is what happened the last time we had a plague that would solve America’s problems with atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography and abortion.
A Pandemic is global; that's the definition of a pandemic, silly. No, a plague doesn't need to be pandemic, it's caused by a specific kind of bacteria.
If Ebola becomes a global epidemic, you'd better make sure that NO blood is upon you, as it's spread though bodily fluids. Most of the people now afflicted with Ebola are probably already "marked by the angels" and have "Jesus' blood upon them", and are "protected by God". It doesn't help, stupid; they were candidates to meet the Grim Reaper anyway.
There are Christian homosexuals, Christian promiscuous people, Christians who use pornography and Christians who have abortions.
Bacteria, viruses, cancers, retroviral illnesses and other types of diseases could not give less of a shit about your god.
It will be interesting to see how smug you are when christians start dying off, right along with everyone else. Supercilious fuckwit.
Yeah, sure, you fucking vulture. You're just waiting for some great calamity to happen to bring people closer to God. Of course, why anyone wants to worship a monster who causes disease, famine, and natural disasters I have no idea.
And weren't a lot of ebola victims Christian missionaries?
Now this Ebola epidemic can become a global pandemic and that’s another name for plague.
Not likely. The few cases in the US are contained and being treated.
Ebola could solve America’s problems with atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography and abortion
How? Is ebola going to rewrite the Constitution while it's here?
If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you
Not a good idea. Ebola is spread through body fluids.
If not, you may be a candidate to meet the Grim Reaper.
Cool! I'd love to kick back and listen to some metal with Death himself. Maybe I can learn the meaning of life and death from our chat and learn some sick riffs.
Interestingly, it's the anti-science fundies like Rick Wiles who will be most likely to suffer from ebola, while the non-fundie scientists work to create one of those evil vaccines the religious fanatics hate so much.
Ebola could solve America’s problems with atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography and abortion
How is it going to do that? Does ebola only affect atheists, homosexuals, abortion doctors and promiscuous people?
Besides, ebola can't become a global pandemic. It kills people too fast.
The people catching ebola are generally those with enough compassion to try to care for and clean a person who is vomiting, has diarrhea, or bleeding through their pores. Most people would see that and run.
"make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you,"
I guess women better cover their heads then too. :7
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuurgh!
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Look. The only reason why ebola is not a pandemic is because it kills its victims too quickly for it to spread.
You monstrous abomination of mankind.
You know, we've recently developed a vaccine for Ebola that provides immunity in monkeys and is slated to begin human trials later this year. So hopefully we will soon have a means of fighting Ebola. And it was science that did this. Not your God. Science.
Science has provided means of fighting cancer, polio and smallpox, some of the great killers of our time.
What's your God done lately?
This dingbat probably believes that ebola is sexually transmitted. In Africa, children as young as 2 are dying of it!
You can't beat ignorance.
Remember the first War Of The Worlds when the priest went out praying to the aliens and got vaporized? More reality and better lesson there then any nonsense you yammer off.
What "problems with atheism"?
If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you...
And to prevent skin cancer, be sure you are exposed to God's holy light...
To stop HIV from spreading, marry Jesus, who's married lots of other people.
To prevent teen pregnancy, follow Mary's example and stay a virgin.
In order to avoid measles, go to churches with unvaccinated returning missionaries from abroad.
Well, seeing as the majority of fundies are the ones with the least education and the more reluctant to either being vaccinated or treated medically and instead "praying illness away", I'd say they would be the first to get extinguished.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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