kramw #sexist returnofkings.com

BAD WIFE? - TAKE AWAY HER CLOTHES.

I do my best to interpret religious scripture but I recall hearing of a sura in the Koran which calls for a woman to be 'banished to the house' when she is guilty of 'lewdness in public'. I took this to mean that if she displayed western femicunt behaviour, then what better way to quarantine her than take every garment of clothing she owns and hide them. Empty her drawers and closet leaving her NAKED AT HOME. If she wishes to leave the house to get the mail, well she can wear YOUR work shirt or bathrobe. Give her a pair of YOUR old boxers for around the house and while cooking. Have a wife beater hanging near the front door to throw on if anyone knocks. You can take her in public escorted as long as her 'redskin' is covered. Lips (mouth) are redskin. Eyelids (if flipped out) I presume would be redskin, but that is childish silliness.
Then there's the asshole and pooter, definitely red, and the nipples. Meniscii the size of nice coffee lids definitely. A 3xl work shirt with 'BUD' on the name tag draped to her thighs, her arms within it clutching it like a rain poncho would make it CLEAR AS CRYSTAL that she is owned and off limits when we stroll into the 7-11.

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