Quote# 102964

"Homosexual behavior is an abomination to God," he says in the clip. "When God sees it, it causes him to recoil."

He went on to note, "When we think about the actual act of homosexuality, we have exactly the same reaction. Most people think about that, they don't want to think about that, they don't want to visualize it because it is disgusting."

Bryan Fischer, Huffington Post 41 Comments [8/26/2014 2:45:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas

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I don't know, Fischer. Ask a random average 16- to 20-year old girl today about it. There will be a reasonable chance that she's going to say she's not disgusted by yaoi and might even actually like it.

Please don't project your personal tastes onto God.

8/26/2014 3:30:06 AM

Mister Spak

"When we think about the actual act of homosexuality, we have exactly the same reaction."

Isn't it amazing that god has the same reaction you do. It's almost like you're projecting your bigotry onto your imaginary god.

8/26/2014 3:31:11 AM

How exactly do you know it "causes him to recoil"? Can you read minds? Can you read god's mind? Are you claiming to know the mind of god?

What about these? Do these "cause him to recoil", too?

Working on the sabbath
Eating shellfish
Cutting your hair and beard
Wearing clothes of mixed fabrics
Sacrificing unclean animals
Making fun of old bald guys
Wearing the clothes of the opposite sex
Getting divorced
Getting remarried after being divorced

8/26/2014 3:36:05 AM


Considering how focused you seem to be on homosexuality, I'd say you spend plenty of time thinking about the act.

8/26/2014 4:02:17 AM


I have the same exact reaction when I think about defecation. Ergo, it is unnatural and we should not do it.

8/26/2014 4:14:56 AM


Random atheist: "Exactly what form(s) of gay sex is it that 'causes God to recoil'? Tribbing? Frotting? Oral sex?"

Bryan Fischer (condescending tone of voice): "The ACT. OF. HOMOSEXUALITY!!! Men buttfucking men!"

Random atheist: ("Dafuq?" stunned silence)

8/26/2014 4:18:41 AM


So "homosexual behavior" is the same as iron chariots?

8/26/2014 4:22:42 AM


"Homosexual behavior is an abomination to God,"

So is eating shrimp, octopus and lobster. Yet fundies don't seem to be demanding restaurants and grocery stores stop selling them.

8/26/2014 4:31:54 AM


Admittedly lesbian sex is a bit hard to fap to (for one reason or another) but visualizing it sure passes the time.

8/26/2014 4:37:17 AM


Tell me more about when you saw god recoil.

8/26/2014 5:02:57 AM


So in other words, you're admitting that all along your opposition to a secular governmental recognition of the equal status of relationships between consenting adults wasn't outrage at your sacred religious doctrine being violated, but it was only about you personally finding man-man sex "icky"?

8/26/2014 5:05:09 AM


Nobody thinks and talks about gay sex as much as evangelical xtians.

8/26/2014 5:14:54 AM

You're right in one thing. Straight people like me don't do it. Ted Haggard, Bob Allen and the such, not only give suspiciously graphic descriptions, are mono temática los obssesed with that but also have been caught indulging un that. Why don't you demand responsability to them?

8/26/2014 5:18:36 AM

Doubting Thomas

And this is why they continually describe gay sex in graphic detail, in hopes that everyone else will be as repulsed as they are. Of course, they often go overboard with obsessing over the mechanics of gay sex, possibly revealing their true inner nature.

But the thought of God creating gay sex and then being repulsed by it is hilarious.

8/26/2014 6:30:18 AM


Of course I don't like to think about two guys in a room. I'm straight. In the same way also, those homosexual males probably don't want to think too hard about me with a woman. For that matter, I think many straight individuals wouldn't be comfortable if I described the act of vaginal sex out loud.

8/26/2014 6:38:41 AM

Mihangel apYrs

there is nothing that men do with men, or women with women, that a man and a woman can't do together (and do!)

BryBry is rather obsessed with anal sex, methinks

8/26/2014 7:26:57 AM


I'm 39 and I LIKE IT!

I could look at this pic aaaaaallll day!

8/26/2014 7:28:32 AM


I think it's fine.

Also I think if any being was as powerful and ethereal as god, he wouldn't care one WIT what what some apes do for fun. I mean, he might care about small steps towards overall goodness in the world, but obsessing over the bedroom seems a bit beyond him.

8/26/2014 7:47:43 AM

Insult to Rocks

There is apparently one single, codifying act of homosexuality. Sure. And what is it Mr. Fischer? Disco? I know I try not to visualize disco ever.

8/26/2014 8:21:40 AM


God must be tired from recoiling all the time, then, considering how prominent homosexuality is in His creations. If He really has a problem with it, maybe He should stop making gay people and gay animals.

8/26/2014 8:22:15 AM

Goomy pls

Imagine that maybe they feel the same about heterosexual sex!

8/26/2014 8:31:44 AM

rubber chicken

Stop thinking about then, problem solved!

8/26/2014 8:44:57 AM

Joe Mama

I've got a solution for homophobes who get sick of thinking about gay sex: stop thinking about gay sex. Seriously. Gay sex doesn't bother me but I don't obsess over it day and night. Either that or come out of the closet already and embrace your sexuality.

Or are you talking about all the other disgusting things gays do, like redecorating their living room, going to wine tastings, or enjoying the theater?

8/26/2014 9:33:19 AM


Weird, the only time I ever visualize it is when you guys bring it up.

8/26/2014 11:25:56 AM

I think sauerkraut is disgusting, but I don't care if other people enjoy it. Nor do I sit around all day long thinking about how disgusting sauerkraut is or how disgusting it would be to eat it. Nor do I insist that stores remove it from their shelves and the boycott when they don't.

8/26/2014 12:14:30 PM

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