I would now like to turn my attention to the troubling issue of short hair amongst Germanic women. One often notices that women in their 40s and 50s start to cut their hair short, losing whatever femininity they have left to the extent that they begin to resemble men. No doubt this is all connected with the insiduous pressures exerted by the femininist movement who would seek an entire reversal of roles with men taking on the domestic role whilst they outmen the men in their relentless climb up their slippery corporate ladders to seek the psychological validation that they are told by the media that they need and lack.
Young women often can get away with short hair if they are attractive but when they begin to age they too will appear more masculine in appearance. Long hair enables a woman to maintain her femininity into old age. The typical styles that a modern Germanic woman can adopt may be found in images of women and girls from the Third Reich who were encouraged to adopt traditional styles.
Let us not forget that the ancients believed that hair contained certain magical and sacral properties.
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I believe that long hair enhances our 5 known senses and also it acts as antennae for receiving spiritual and psychic impulses.
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No doubt this is all connected with the insidious fact that short hair is easier to take care of than long hair, and when women reach menopause, our hair gets thinner, drier and more fly-away. Long hair enables a woman to spend an extra ten minutes in the shower, and to use up an extra table-spoon of shampoo.
The feminist movement wants equal rights for men and women, we don't want men and women to be the same.
Young women will appear more masculine when they age, just like older women who have aged do? Huh? Do you think young women and older women are separate species, or what?
My boss at work has very long hair, down to her hip. She's in her 40's, I think.
Is this how you want your women, Woty?
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This guy is a misandrist in disguise. He's trying to empower women by making their hair long, and thus making them walking ley-lines of magical energies. Meanwhile his vision of men is short hair muggles.
As an egalitarian, it is my platform that all humans; no matter the sex, require the fullest hair possible to encourage mystical development.
So older women need to cut their hair like Nazis? I'm sure with that kind of PR history the suggestion will go over well.
As for the last part, touch maybe but the rest... No. Especially smell. If you can smell your hair, you need to wash it.
But considering who this is coming from, he probably thinks that's normal.
Hair is just dead cells and protein It doesn't have nerve cells and cannot act as a antenna for anything, let alone imaginary "spiritual and psychic impulses", whatever the hell that's even supposed to mean.
Let's see: misogyny, flavoured with some National Socialism with a hint of paganism. A nice finish with the psychic energy through the hair, giving an lingering aftertaste of absurdity. Over all, a nice balance of disparate and usually unrelated parts, brought together to give an interesting twist on insanity and hatred.
Oh god, I submitted this same quote too after realising FSTDT hasn't been graced with his presence much recently (here's hoping he shows up in this thread!).
Long hair enables a woman to maintain her femininity into old age.
Why should that matter to you? Are you attracted to old women or something? You'd be a helpful break from all the pedos here lately then.
Let us not forget that the ancients believed that hair contained certain magical and sacral properties.
The ancients believed a lot of other shit too.
I believe that long hair enhances our 5 known senses and also it acts as antennae for receiving spiritual and psychic impulses.
But apparently modernity is lost on WK. This guy has some serious issues.
I thought that heathenry was less vulnerable to silly patriarchal impulses like this, but apparently not. Must come with the Nazi bullshit WK and others inject into it.
Maybe, just maybe, as a woman ages and the effects of arthritis begin to set in their hands and fingers, it just becomes a lot easier to maintain a short hair style than a long one.
Then again, it could just be a simple matter of as a woman ages and gains life experience she realizes that the convenience of a short hair style is much more important than whatever the fuck you think about her.
First, go have a fucking shower... you stink.
I believe that long hair enhances our 5 known senses and also it acts as antennae for receiving spiritual and psychic impulses.
Second, why the fuck haven't you already been Sectioned?
If this looks like a man to you, you need your eyes examined:
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The perfect older women's hairstyle, as sported by the chief of the NS-Frauenbund, Gertrud Scholz-Klink:
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I believe that long hair enhances our 5 known senses and also it acts as antennae for receiving spiritual and psychic impulses.
Sounds like a riff from the Final Sacrifice episode of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000...
ROWSDOWER: "I sensed that with my hair, my hair is an intricate system of nerves constantly processing information."
http://youtu.be/pnnvWpC5o4E?t=6m25s
Gray hair tends to have a different texture and be more unruly and frizzy. It's very difficult to have long, silky gray hair (check photos of Einstein, or of Judy Collins when she hasn't been professionally coiffed) - it simply looks better and is easier to manage when it's shorter.
Just plain stupid.
I keep my hair short, because it's incredibly thick & dense, as well as a righteous pain in the ass to dry. I've never been mistaken for a man.
BTW-my hair is also red. Do I lose points for that?
"I would now like to turn my attention to the troubling issue of short hair amongst Germanic women."
Angela Merkel:
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Chancellor of the strongest country in the EU. And by the flawless performance in the 2014 Brazil World Cup recently, her country's national team has replaced Brazil as the 'spiritual home of Football'. Her re election (CDP) is all but assured.
Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Porsche, Audi & Vokswagen (Bugatti Veyron) don't require 'hair' for the high-tech inovations in their cars: sensor s, some of which - pioneered by them (and subsequently copied by other manufacturers) - are beyond our paltry five 'senses', so I'm afraid that argument destroyed by Germany's automotive powerhouse, is the least of your problems, Woman's Kryger.
Vorsprung Durch Technik . [/Audi]
"I believe that long hair enhances our 5 known senses and also it acts as antennae for receiving spiritual and psychic impulses."
What, were you worried that you might not have spouted enough crazy to turn everyone away with the previous bit?
cut their hair short, losing whatever femininity they have left
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What a dog. Not a single trace of femininity.
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OMG! She's almost a man!
"I believe that long hair enhances our 5 known senses and also it acts as antennae for receiving spiritual and psychic impulses."
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HairAntennae
'DearS: Ren. Manga omake plays with the idea of them being real antennae for laughs.':
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'Ah! My Goddess: Belldandy may be the Trope Maker. And her current character design has six of them.':
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Well, there you have it. Woman's Kryger admits that Peach-Pit's "DearS", which is basically a cross-between the film/TV series "Alien Nation" & CLAMP's "Chobits", and the Japanisation of his beloved Norse mythology that is Kosuke Fujishima's "Ah! My Goddess" must be documentaries.
He's fucked if he denies it. >:D
"I would now like to turn my attention to the troubling issue of short hair amongst Germanic women".
Boy, do you have WAY too much time on your hands....
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg
"The typical styles that a modern Germanic woman can adopt may be found in images of women and girls from the Third Reich ..."
Burning in a firestorm, huddling in bomb shelters, shuffling along a road with hundreds of other refugees, being raped by the Soviet Army, is that the sort of image you mean ?
Confused?
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