ridiculous, which is why no one is going to do that. How about:
Originally posted by Judged Atheist
I did all any honest person could do. I followed the evidence and there was insufficient evidence of you before this moment. Condemning me for that would be an injustice.
1/14/2007 4:20:13 AM
My defence against Judge McJesusface: Not guilty by reasons of insanity
1/14/2007 4:29:08 AM
Cousin Ted: My defence against Judge McJesusface: Not guilty by reasons of not suffering from insanity.
1/14/2007 4:58:07 AM
How relentlessly arrogant and mindlessly hidebound can you get? These people just do not get the concept of NO EVIDENCE, and they do not realize that the experience of meeting God/Jesus after death would constitute evidence that would finally let us agree with them.
THEY, not the atheists/agnostics, are the ones who are totally stubborn in the face of evidence, refusing to admit it as such (e.g., fossils, radioactive dating, big bang radiation). When and if any evidence for God comes along, we will work with that. Until or unless that happens, though, the fundies are the ones acting out of insane denial, not the atheists/agnostics.
1/14/2007 5:01:46 AM
Well, also, Jesus doesn't judge. In fact, he's pretty well known for it.
1/14/2007 7:45:03 AM
Yes, you do that. I'll go get another drink.
1/15/2007 4:05:21 AM
And what will you do when you find out he is a monkey?
1/15/2007 4:09:26 AM
Thats' nothing next to YOUR face, when Santa won't give you presents.
10/22/2011 8:53:01 AM
"When you bow before your judge, Jesus, as he condemns you for your unbelief as you say, "You don't exist and you can't make me beleive you."
What's more ridiculous? If he's as 'omnipotent' as he makes out to be, why the fuck can't he judge me here and now? [/smartarse] Why do I have to wait before I die for this to happen? [/Fridge Logic]
His Noodlyness help you. RAmen.
10/22/2011 1:41:36 PM
Note to ALL Christians. This scare tactic has never worked on one Atheist ever. Every other religion or batshit concept plays this "what if you're wrong" crap.
I'll tell your God that none of you, in thought or deed ever managed one convincing argument and that most your assertions were ridiclous garbage. Because, in the end, if there is a God, He/She/It isn't related in any way to the Bible or crap you people have been spewing
You all will be in the same boat
10/23/2011 8:17:06 AM
"I pray your heart will be changed before you get to the point of no return."
Why is there even a point of no return? What possible purpose does it serve to have an arbitrary cut-off beyond which your thoughts, deeds and behaviour are no longer taken into consideration?
Hell if there is a point of no return, who's to say we haven't already passed it? Perhaps you're judged at the moment of conception and nothing you do afterwards makes any difference? It's no less sensible that your option, LL.
10/23/2011 2:56:29 PM