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This year, well.. it's 2006.. I'm kinda scared. I feel like staying home the whole day locked up in my room. I know I sound weird, but I'm not even joking.. and my dog's birthday is June 6th. Is that weird?


tr0pica1rain, Bibleforums.org 39 Comments [3/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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my dog's birthday is March 31st. Is that weird?

is there something I'm missing?

3/27/2006 11:54:58 PM


Just 06/06/06 paranaia.

3/27/2006 11:58:58 PM


Aaaah 666, the sign of the DOG!!!

3/28/2006 12:18:47 AM


My cat looks and acts incredibly young for 19. That's weird.

<edit>And my birthday is 9/11. I will consider this weird for the duration of this thread.</edit>

3/28/2006 12:20:27 AM

Broken Egg

Oh my god...my birthday this year is on 2/4/06!
It's entirely even numbers! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

3/28/2006 12:26:37 AM


OK, if this isn't a spoof it HAS to be Post of the Month. Nobody should be allowed to be SO stupid.

3/28/2006 12:41:52 AM


Ok rain boy - does your dog have three heads and only answer to the name Cerberus?

If not, I'm guessing everything's fine and you need to up your dosage to 50mg.

3/28/2006 2:26:40 AM

The Great Chuck Norris

Try 75 mg

3/28/2006 2:35:44 AM


My dog Cerebus has 3 heads, and drools acid. Is that weird?

3/28/2006 2:40:54 AM


Let me guess - you can't chain him up. He'd bite through leather and you have to contain him in a circle of fire?

Your gas bills must be a real bitch!

(Can I have a puppy - I'd just love one, but especially when the mormons visit!)

3/28/2006 3:13:15 AM


\"I'm kinda scared. I feel like staying home the whole day locked up in my room.\"
Do you really think that God or Jesus or the beast or the anti-christ wouldn't be able to find you if you stay in your room? How inadequate they seem.

Oh, my aunt's sister's friend's dog was born someday in January. Isn't that weird?

3/28/2006 4:23:19 AM


Does Ms. Rain believe that her dog is the antichrist? I mean, yeah, we all know that \"dog\" is \"god\" spelled backwards, but... yeah, someone is off his/her meds.

3/28/2006 4:40:00 AM


Does tr0pica1rain hide at six every day?

3/28/2006 4:53:36 AM


GASP! My birthday will be on 6/24/06!
666 666! Isn't that wierd? It's PROOF... that I'll be a year older.

3/28/2006 6:12:27 AM



3/28/2006 10:54:20 AM


I was born on 17/01/1980. Adding all the numbers gives 27, which is 9+9+9. Put it upside down, and it is 666!

I am the Antichrist! Bwahahahaha!

3/28/2006 10:54:30 AM


\"Help.\" - I love that part. :)

3/28/2006 11:00:59 AM

Taste my steel

i love this whole 666 thing, it's easily gonna be the best thing that happens this year

3/28/2006 11:06:14 AM


Diary, June 6th 2006.

666 is the mark of the beast, which is also the Devil.

A dog is a beast, by some definition.

Dog is the palindrome of God. Palindromes are opposites, sort of. The opposite God is the Devil.

Devil Dogs come 6 in a package. Today the store had a sale where devil dogs where a dollar a pack. That means 6 packs of 6 for 6 dollars, which is the same as 666.

I spent all day locked in my room eating devil dogs with my dog, who's birthday is June 6th. Together we ate 36 devil dogs, since I bought 6 packets. 36 has the numbers 3 and 6 in it. 3 sixes is 666.

I think this mathematically proves that my dog is the devil.

That's why I killed him by feeding him devil dogs until the chocolate in the devil's food cake caused him to die from diarhea.

I've slain the devil, which is also my dog, with devil's food cake (It can't be a coincidence!!!)

Only God can defeat the devil. That means I am the second coming of Christ.

It makes perfect sense.

3/28/2006 1:24:27 PM

Martha P.

And your dog told you this, Mr. Berkowitz?

3/28/2006 3:35:34 PM


Even if the rapture was going to occur that day, I'd prefer to be doing fun stuff like saying farewell to all my unsaved friends over a crate or six of beer before being whisked off into the sky.

3/28/2006 3:40:33 PM


Even the fundies can poke fun at each other. This was a response someone wrote on the thread (and yes, he's a fundie, or at least certainly Christian - his tagline quote shows it)

YOu scoffers better be careful!

Not only is it 6/6/06 but it is also 2006.

If you take the number of years of the age of the earth (6073) and divide it by 666 you get 9.11. If you then multiply that by 66, the number of books in the bible you come up with 601.83. 601.83 * 120, the age of moses comes up with 72219.46. Subtract 70213.46 from that, the size of my ego and you get 2006. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

3/28/2006 4:46:28 PM


Aww great. My birthday's June 7th. :(

3/28/2006 4:47:26 PM


I feel sorry for this idiot's dog. He may kill the dog on it's birthday just because he thinks he is doing God's will.

3/28/2006 5:01:08 PM

The Last Conformist

My parents got raptured, and all I got was this silly t-shirt. :(

3/28/2006 7:18:16 PM

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