David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

We are at war ladies and gentleman. The Devil is urinating in our spiritual milk and defecating in our spiritual meat. Yet, insanely, most pastors and their congregations are eating it up and asking for seconds! Why eat the food borne illness of the maggot-infested New International Version (NIV), when you can feast on the delicious porterhouse steak of the King James Bible? It is tragic that the average pastor has never spent an hour researching the Bible version debate, whereas secular restaurant mangers spend a week attending Food Manager's class (which I did years ago). Perhaps America's pastors should be required to attend a spiritual food manager's class before they enter the ministry, to make sure they don't poison their church congregation with contaminated food!!!

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