Lord Monckton #fundie wnd.com

The problem with cities is that people who live there vote loony-left – or, to use the technical term, “Democrat.” However, in Houston they are learning to regret it.

When the lesbian, sad mayoress decided to enact an ordinance allowing her ilk to terrorize properly brought-up young ladies by exposing their flaccid, rearranged pudenda in the female bathrooms that are now open to males, the city’s pastors whipped up a petition that gathered 55,000 signatures – three times the 17,000-odd that were required to squelch the measure unless it were confirmed by a referendum.

The town clerk duly certified that a petition containing at least the required number of signatures had been timeously submitted and received.

However, one should not imagine for an instant that the word “Democrat” means “democrat.” The city attorney (replace the “c” in “city” with “sh” and double the “t”) decided to rule out just over 38,000 of the signatures on the arbitrary and capricious ground that they were legibly written in capitals, or illegibly written in upper- and lower-case.

With a stroke of his lying pen, this sniveling little creep decided – on no lawful authority at all – that just under the required number of signatures were valid.

Next, the “mayoron” (adding the suffix “-on” is the favored loopy-doopy method of neutering a word that was once healthily male or female, though it doesn’t work too well on words like “uncle” or “aunt”) arranged for subpoenas to be issued to the pastors who had collected the signatures, demanding that in future every sermon they proposed to give should be sent to the mayoron’s office for clearance...Also, now that a lesbian transgenderist who has cross-dressed its private parts and has then flaunted them in the female bathroom, horrifying ladies of good taste and breeding who had gone in there, and has then gotten away with it on the barmy ground that prosecuting it for indecency would be “discrimination,” guys now have the right to flaunt themselves in bathrooms all over Houston, and so do the gals.

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