Anonymous Coward #racist godlikeproductions.com

Top 13 things not found in a black household in Ferguson, MO:


1) The English language
2) Workboots
3) fewer than 8 children with a minimum of 7 different 'Baby Daddies'
4) the Baby's Daddy
5) A child without an apostrophe'd name (D'Neekah, J'Quaycious, L'isterine, etc.)
6) A vehicle with the factory wheels still on
7) Reading material other than VIBE, Jet, or The State Parolee Handbook
8) Foods not containing chicken and/or feet and tails
9) A person who doesn't vote Democrat
10) a Belt
11). High School diploma,
12). Pay stub
13). Store receipts for TV, I-pad, stereo

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