dude dinosaurs lived with man they found fossils that prove it they found fossil foot prints with human foor prints and dinosaurs footprints right next to each other....and dude Champ, Ogopogo and Nessie are all dinosaurs there most likly pleasiasaurs also back in the 1900's some cowboys shot a ptaradactal, some indians also have the legand of the Thunderbird. over in Africa there are still dinosaurs in the swamps the nativs there have seen em. *crosses arms* what fossil records you looken at?
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This idiot has been paying too much attention to Kent Hovind, and not enough to real scientists.
I really have to wonder as to the level of intelligence of individuals capable of falling for the crap this fool spreads with his Dr. Dino shtick.
I looked up his material and the only thing I got from it was stomach cramps from laughing so hard.
If he's referring to the Paluxy tracks,
They're tracks of Theropods in
stalking mode i.e. the whole foot
from the toes to the heel is on the
ground.Modern Herons have been recorded
doing exactly the same thing for sneaking up on land-based prey.
Sometimes the whole weight of the animal is placed on the heel alone so
it looks somewhat like a "sandal" print.
-My two bits.
"back in the 1900's some cowboys shot a ptaradactal"
Wait a minute, maybe he was watching "The Valley Of Gwangi" on the late show one night, and in his stupor, thought it was a documentary.
Pike,
Champ refers to the monster that lives in Lake Champlain (NY, VT).
On another note, I always think it's funny that the Loch Ness monster disproves evolution, but they don't bring up Bigfoot. Could it be that Bigfoot is the perfect example of the transitional species they say doesn't exist? (I'm just sayin')
How dare you!!! Yes, there is a picture I saw on the internet with a dead Pterydactyl that was shot out in the Western US by a bunch of cowboys. If you would watch Kent Hovind's videos, you would realize all the lies the scientists are foisting upon the masses. Kent Hovind is like a sliver of hope in a sea of death and atheism. I don't know about the plesiosaur bit, but I do know that if Sasquatch is real, God put him here for a purpose to teach us something. I'm sure it will be revealed to us and we will then marvel at God's wonder. This god-forsaken blog will suffer and you will regret your insolence towards God's truth when my Savior returns. I can't wait for you Jesus!!
YES, KENT HOVIND IS RIGHT! IN FACT, I PLAY FOOTBALL WITH SASQUATCH IN MY BACKYARD, AND I TOSS 'NESSIE' CRACKERS WHEN I GO TO THE LAKE! DO YOU REMEMBER 'HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS'? WELL THAT WAS THE REAL SASQUATCH PLAYING HARRY!! AND CHEWBACCA FROM STAR WARS IS HIS BROTHER! IN JURASSIC PARK, THERE WERE NO COMPUTER GRAPHICS, IT WAS ALL REAL LIVE ACTION DINOSAURS!! DAMN THOSE ATHEISTS AND THEIR SPECIAL FX LIES!!! IF YOU HEATHENS CONTINUE TO MAKE FUN OF KENT HOVIND, WE 'TRUE CHRISTIANS' WILL LAUGH AT YOU BURNING FOR ALL OF ETERNITY WHILE WE ARE AT THE HEAVENLY AMUSEMENT PARK!!!!!
Alright, I'll regret my "insolence towards God's truth" when your savior comes to Earth.
I'm waaaiiiting....
Tick tick tick, tick tick tock.
Tick tick tick, tick tick tock.
Oh well, back to atheism.
And Kent Hovind is no fraud, he's a PROFESSIONAL scammer! Don't call him a fake or amateur scammer!
Dear Dark Lord Trocios,
In light of your recent attack on science, I feel compelled to point out the errors in your argument.
Bastardizations of the english language:
1-Starting a sentence with a lower-case letter.
2-Run on sentences.
3-Wrong form of "their".
4-Misspelling "likely".
5-A complete and total lack of commas in places that actually need them.
6-Misspelled "legend".
7-Misspelled "natives".
8-Misspelling "pterodactyl", and "plesiosaurus".
9-Use of "em" instead of "them".
10-Misspelled "looking".
11-Use of "dude".
But wait! There's more!
Scientific errors:
1-Too numerous too even mention.
Don't worry, I don't blame you for your stupidity. Only your ignorance. Niceties aside, I have seen mold growing on yoghurt that had more brain cells than you.
Sincerely,
Broken Egg
P.S. I can see Kent Hovind hiding in the bushes behind you.
"*crosses arms* what fossil records you looken at? "
LMAO!!! Fucking Hysterical!
Dark Ass never looked at any fossil records in his life, he just regurgitated Kent Hovind propaganda. I'd be willing to bet this dumbass doesn't even know what a fossil record is.
If these lake monsters are real pleisaurs, and are alive, why hasn't a dead one washed up on shore? Why hasn't anyone ever found a clutch of eggs on shore? Sea turtles are endangered, but we find their eggs on tropical beaches, so we should see some sign of these animals- eggs, a carcass, or bones, on shore.
It's all funny as hell, till you remember this guy believes in this shit. And (apparently unconditionally) in Hovind. Dude, get out of that state as fast as you can! (was gonna say which state, but chickened out at the last moment. I'm sure you can guess which state I'm talking about.)
Honey, you need to go back to school and learn English, properly this time. You're barely intelligible.
What's a "dude dinosaur"? Is that a childish way of saying male dinosaur, or what?
We're "looken" at the real fossil records, dearie, not the imaginary ones you have hidden under your bed.
Nessie's just as real as Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
Lets say, just for the sake of argument, that Nessie isn't a publicity stunt by somebody hoping to bring tourists to his hotel, and Champ isn't a Nessie copy invented for similar reasons, and that the "Thunderbird Photo" is actually a genuine artifact.
In fact, lets say that these are all real, extant, living breathing animals.
How does their existence disprove Evolution ?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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