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"Professor" Albert Einstein is the DARLING of the evolutionists and atheists who deny the existence of JEHOVAH....They LOVE to quote him in their books as they seek to overthrown the Genesis account of the creation of the universe!

Prior to Einstein, all real scientists believed in the existence of the luminiferous ether which carried light waves. One of the greatest proponents of the ether was Nikola Tesla—the man who electrified the world.

The "scientific" community panicked when the Michelson-Morey experiment showed no variation in the speed of light due to the supposed rapid movement of the earth around the sun!

That was the reason for the invention of "Professor" Einstein and his theory of relativity which eliminated the ether!!

There is a reason for everything that happens in the universe, and the Michelson-Morley experiment was the reason why Albert Einstein had to be invented.

Jesuits are always found where the Biblical story of the creation of the universe is under attack!

Jesuit priest Georges Lemaître was the originator of the BIG BANG constantly expanding universe.

This theory made the universe so big that it could not possibly orbit the earth in 24 hours.

Here is a quote about this expanding universe from a book by Jesuit priest Lemaître:

The expansion of the universe is a matter of astronomical FACTS interpreted by the theory of relativity, with the help of assumptions as to the homogeneity of space, without which any theory seems to be impossible. I shall not discuss the legitimacy of this interpretation, as I do not know any definite objection made against it and this is not the place; and it is not necessary to give a new popular version of the leading principles of the theory of relativity. I shall rather try to show that the universe MUST be expanding, or rather that the most necessary processes of evolution are contradictory to the view that space is and has always been static. (Lemaître, The Primeval Atom, p. 81).

Galileo (man from Galilee) demoted the earth to just another a planet orbiting the sun.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 43 Comments [11/7/2014 4:42:05 AM]
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anothga

Science is not religion - it's not ashamed to admit its own mistakes and then correct itself.

Galileo (man from Galilee)

11/7/2014 4:51:57 AM

Goomy pls

Let's say for a second that the Jesuits made the theory of relativity. So what? I would give about the same amount of credence to germ theory if it were properly experimentally confirmed (which it has been) no matter if it were theorised by Ken Ham or Stephen Jay Gould.

11/7/2014 4:52:03 AM

whatever

"There is a reason for everything that happens in the universe, and the Michelson-Morley experiment was the reason why Albert Einstein had to be invented."

Oh so Albert Einstein never existed now. I see. Also, sorry but you NEED to LEARN how to CAPITALISE more WORDS.

11/7/2014 5:00:16 AM

Sangfroid

Really? You understand that your theories are inconsistent with modern electronics, and your continued use of computers is making you something of a hypocrite.

11/7/2014 5:16:23 AM



And where does MI6 come into it?

11/7/2014 5:31:04 AM

Churchy LaFemme

"Galileo (man from Galilee) demoted the earth to just another a planet orbiting the sun."

As far as I know, Galileo never saw Galilee.

The earth IS just another planet orbiting the sun. It's not the center of the universe, and stamping your feet and crying won't change that.

11/7/2014 5:35:03 AM

Malingspann

Patrick Scrivener: "There is a reason for everything that happens in the universe, and the Michelson-Morley experiment was the reason why Albert Einstein had to be invented."

Non-fundie: "Uhm...you do know that Einstein was a real person, right?"

Patrick Scrivener: "NO, NO, NO, NO AND NO! Did I say NO? He's fictitous! Like Donald Duck! And Malcolm X!"

11/7/2014 5:39:19 AM



Wow this is going to be an efficient day for me, I just got my daily dose of stupid all in one batch

11/7/2014 5:51:06 AM

Mister Spak

"This theory made the universe so big that it could not possibly orbit the earth in 24 hours. "



11/7/2014 5:56:09 AM

Adey

You're slipping, Paddy.

You forgot to mention that Einstein was also a British spy who caused the Irish famine, WW2 and communism.

11/7/2014 6:29:08 AM

pete

Evolution? Biology. Theory of Relativity? Cosmology.

11/7/2014 6:38:04 AM

creativerealms

Albert Einstein never existed?

11/7/2014 6:42:11 AM

Doubting Thomas

Galileo (man from Galilee) demoted the earth to just another a planet orbiting the sun.

Um, that's because IT IS just another planet orbiting the sun.

11/7/2014 6:54:45 AM

dionysus

I knew it! Einstein wasn't human. No wonder he was so smart. I knew there was no way he could belong to the same species as Andy Schlaffly, Kent Hovind, the Republican party, the Democrats, and people who are convinced that Jesus is in their cheese sandwich, that drinking liquid protein will make you lose weight even if you eat more calories in a day than a Grizzly bear, and that amber can cure everything. No, there's no way a species this dumb can produce an Einstein. Consequently, this also proves the existence of Einstein-building aliens.

11/7/2014 7:43:59 AM

Jonathon

Sorry to disappoint you, but reality does not conform to your holy book.

11/7/2014 7:57:09 AM

Prager

Wow! That's some real crazy there.

11/7/2014 8:00:21 AM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

So earth isn't at the center of the universe, so what? We're still the only known planet to support life and that's pretty badass. Sounds to me like you're just pissed off that facts don't fit your mythology.

11/7/2014 8:08:17 AM

Thinking Allowed

Ok, this is too much crazy without coffee.

11/7/2014 8:22:27 AM

StoneSpiral

I don't think you understand how science works.. nor do I think you understand how progress works.

11/7/2014 9:28:36 AM

Captain Zens

On second thought, let's not stop at this island. It is silly.

11/7/2014 9:28:41 AM

Elie

Much of the fundieism here can be explained by belief, but I'm starting to think this guy is seriously mentally handicapped.

11/7/2014 9:31:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

...and to join in with anothga's comment - which is 20% cooler:

"Professor" Albert Einstein is the DARLING of the evolutionists and atheists"



anothga, I'm also looking at you. /)^3^(\

And don't tell me, o Ratprick Scrotumer, let me guess... The Jesuits: a sect of the RCC that are comedians!

Ai thenk yaw! X3

"Galileo"

(*sings*)



'MagnificooooOOOOOOO!'

'He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from these pork sausages!' [/Mondegreens]

...just gimme, gimme, gimme Fried Chicken! X3

11/7/2014 9:48:32 AM



"This theory made the universe so big that it could not possibly orbit the earth in 24 hours."

Dear god, this man isn't just stupid. He's a massive void of ignorance and stupidity that sucks in all nearby intelligence. I can feel my brain cells dying from reading what this idiot is saying.


"Galileo (man from Galilee) demoted the earth to just another a planet orbiting the sun."

Yes, because that's what the Earth actually is. No matter how much you want to block out the truth, it doesn't make it any less real.


"reason why Albert Einstein had to be invented."

Wait, Einstein was an android!? No wonder the guy was so smart! And no wonder fundies hate him, he's an intelligent being created by man, not god!

Man, I've got to find the blueprints so I can make my own sexbo -eh, I mean "servant".

11/7/2014 9:59:17 AM



How did I double post?

11/7/2014 10:48:13 AM

anevilmeme

Careful, wrap that tinfoil any tighter and it'll cut off circulation.

11/7/2014 11:29:18 AM
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