You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus.
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You must wear a belt, else your pants fall down and your flesh is exposed.
You are not allowed to try to parse our contradictions apart.
What happens if two guys look at each other too closely? Do the Christian anti-sex police come swooping in, screaming about sodomites, demanding that all walk with eyes downcast, etc.?
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I always thought a phallus was an *erect* penis.
As such, to break this particular rule, wouldn't the end of the student's belt have to be standing up?
I'm not allowed to wear something that resembles a phallus at pensacola christian college? But yet, looking through their dress regulations, I see nothing prohibiting me from walking around all day with my cock hanging out my fly.
So, I'm not allowed to wear things that *resemble* a phallus, I'm only allowed to prominently display my phallus? Heh heh heh...
Holy f*ck, reading the rest of that page, that place sounds like a miniature Saudi Arabia.
How are graduates supposed to be able to function in modern society after that amount of psychological conditioning and brainwashing?
If you aren't allowed a proper belt, how will you be able to beat your children, your neighbour's children, your slave's children......
Wow, the pettiness of some of those rules is just mindblowing. You know, conservatives always bitch about the "nanny state", but if this isn't an extreme example of that, I don't know what is.
This is the first time a quote from this site gets me to go "wow".
Well done PCC, reading the rules was a great moment.
When hanging yourself with your belt after finally going mad from all of our ridiculous rules, be sure not to leave the end hanging down, as it may resemble a phallus that will turn your roommate gay when he stumbles across your dead body.
Another "actual rule"*: Do not wear pants as, when seated, the front may bunch up, resembling a concealed erection.
@Tomby Stone: I thought I was the only one with a twelve inch long flaccid but completely flat penis with holes running down it.
Well, duh! That's why they call it a skin flute!
* - Not an actual rule.
Wow, some of these rules are insane
"You may not wear pants in your dorm, although sweats ARE permitted after prayer group." (yes, this is real)
"After bed-time ("lights out:" 11:00 every day, including weekends) you may receive demerits for talking, taking your contacts out, having your feet on the floor (or possibly suspended a few inches from the floor), being in the bathroom, or basically doing anything but lying in bed."
"No extra studying during exams"
"You may not open your window"
"You may not adjust your thermostat"
"You may not go to a public library"
Ok, but happens when, when you get to college, you're fat, and while you're in college, since you're poor now, you lose weight, and you can't afford a new belt. So you have to use the same belt, and the end hangs down? This is so stupid.
Oddly enough the dress code on that site says nothing about walking around with your actual cock hanging out.
Apparently your real cock is ok to display, but nothing that looks a wee bit like one.
Know its been ages since this was first posted, but I only just read through those ridiculous rules and couldnt help adding these gems:
"Women are not allowed to hold off campus jobs. (All school jobs during the year pay minimum wage or below)"
"No two-piece swimming suits (although, this is a bit irrelevant since a male should never see you swimming)."
"A large amount of magazines are considered pornography and are not allowed, including: Men's Health, Muscle&Fitness, Cosmopolitan, Vogue, etc."
"Siblings of the opposite sex should not interact in unchaperoned areas to abstain from the "appearance of evil."
"Each gender must use segregated stairways, elevators and in some cases, sidewalks."
"Siblings of the opposite sex should not interact in unchaperoned areas to abstain from the "appearance of evil."
This rule reveals infinitely more about its author than it does about anything else. Somebody has a filthy, filthy mind; repressed to boot - trust me, if you're sufficiently twisted that you think it normal and healthy, upon merely seeing a brother and sister in a room together, to automatically suspect incest (and, really, I can't see how this rather ambiguous, euphemistic rule could be referring to anything else), you ain't gonna salvage much of your reputation by refraining to use the actual word.
These rules are made to be broken, every minute of every day, by everyone to whom they are intended to apply. And in the most flagrant way possible.
Oh and by the way I once saw a guy with a light-coloured belt hanging down which actually did look like his penis was hanging out. Somehow I expect that that was the whole intention.
@Brain in a Jar
"This rule reveals infinitely more about its author than it does about anything else. Somebody has a filthy, filthy mind; repressed to boot - trust me, if you're sufficiently twisted that you think it normal and healthy, upon merely seeing a brother and sister in a room together, to automatically suspect incest"...
Well I suspect this guy is from the South... ahem...
"You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus."
Y'know, there are times in which my mind just won't allow me to process how some people - in this day and age - can be this prudish. 'Pensacola Christian College' (whoever they are) had better not come to the UK, if he knows what's good for him:
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...and if he did , and tried to deface the Cerne Abbas Giant, he'd have the local constabulary, the National Trust's legal department and even the Home Office drop on him like a ton of bricks. Why? The Cerne Abbas Giant is not only on private land owned by the National Trust, it's even protected as a historical heritage landmark.
Damn. I checked out that site, the mailbox-section is pretty good too.
Basically that site is about telling people how PCC operates and how it affects to a student's life. PCC itself, it seems, doesn't give much information about the rules beforehand. This fucking crap made me sick in a funny way.
Did anyone else get a "wish I was in that college just to fuck everything up" - feeling?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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