We need ANOTHER Crusades, and this time lets have it one that wiptes out the threat and scourge of Islam once and for all.
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We're having massive trouble in Iraq ... and that's WITH the support of a good chunk of the Muslim population there. (I don't know if it's a majority or not, but it's a significant minority at the minimum.) What makes you think we *could* take on the whole Islamic world, even if the end was worthwhile?
So... Who would help to take on 1/6th of the world population? I think that Europe will stand by and watch (if not fighting with the muslims), Asia won't care. They'll flood the markets with cheap products after the war ends. Afrika has got problems of it own to take care of first (and a number of muslim countries) so no help there.
And might I remind you that without the crusades r those silly Franks you probably wouldn't even be christian? This whole being part of christianity is just a fluke on global level.
The only possible way for us to win such a war would be to nuke the entire Middle East. This presents three problems:
First: those Muslims not in the Middle East would become the most dedicated guerilla fighters ever known.
Second: what oil supply?
Third: the whole world would not stand by idlely while we lobbed nukes at the Muslims.
If you reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallly think that all of that is worth it, you try to take over enough nukes. Have fun, Bigot-Boy.
maybe this is a horrible idea, but sometimes I want to send the names and locations of FC posters to any or all jihadists I can find.
I mean - it's not everyone you want to be killing, it's only THESE guys!
Rink is a genius, full of good ideas. The attack will begin THIS SUNDAY!
JESUS VS. MOHAMMAD in an ALL-OUT MATCH THIS SUNDAY! WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE TROPHY?
Mohammad, the three-time heavyweight champion seems like the sure winner, but what of Jesus? This featherweight from Nazareth has been getting instructions from a special trainer known only as "Yahweh" and may be the winner! What does Yahweh have to say?
Yahweh: "Well, the great thing about Jesus is that he's almost totally stupid."
Yahweh later clarified that Jesus is "a follower" willing to risk "injury and death" to do whatever he's told, as long as the orders are given by a person claiming to be his father. When asked if that was why he called himself Yahweh, he replied: "Spot on, you hit it on the nose there, mate." He also noted that although Jesus will do nearly anything he's told, he must be given a proper breakfast. Every morning, he places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair and locks himself in the cupboard.
With his new trainer, it is obvious that Jesus will win the match. As such, I call upon all good Christians to attack the Muslim world! There will be war across the world and disaster on many levels!
Pastor Maronan Saretene
The Christian Church
"Doing Our Hardest to Make Our Own Apocalypse Predictions Come True"
All of you are idiots!
Your opinion has been noted and given the consideration it deserves. (That is to say, none at all.)
Anything worthwhile to say, or are you going to just sit there wasting bandwidth?
And of course the Muslims wouldn't fight back, right? Your brilliant plan could easily spell the end of our world, and seeing as it's the only one we've got that would not be a good idea.
In any case, wanting to wipe out those you don't agree with isn't very Christian of you, is it?
Perhaps you should read up on some history, especially the bits that say who, exactly, won the last few crusades, Hmmm?
I don't think your country has enough lower-middle class families to sacrifice their sons and daughters for a task of this magnitude.
Additionally, the purpose of the crusades was never to "KILL ALL MUSLIMS", but rather to free the holy lands in the name of Christ.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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