I agree with Rink. We need to kill all the men, carry all the women into captivity and Christianize all the brats.
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Welcome back to the dark ages. We missed you DesertFox. So, while were at it let's start the 4th crusade against all those filthy bastards refusing the True Faith. This includees all forms of christianity not authorized by god, jews, muslims, hindus and many many more. So, next time you go and plan to take on the whole world, give Bush a call. He'll be more than happy to assist yopuin this foolish enterprise.
Go ahead, harm as many people as you wan't.
Hope you enjoy your eternity in hell that will start tonight.
@apYrs: if my heart is blackened and dead, it's because, every day, what I read here on this site is absolutely soul-crushing. An endless flood of quotes from people like DesertFox or myriad others, or the trolls who swarm the site like locusts. These people walk among us.
It was funny once. It's not funny anymore.
By "women" he does mean unmarried , which means (in those days, in that culture, 15 at best) girls. (check it out. I don't make shit up) the children, future slave force, More than half them, little girls.
That Bible is pure child porn at times
*Sings* "And they shall know we are Christians by our love desire to murder, imprison and indoctrinate..."
Hm. The real version's less catchy.
I agree with Rink. We need to kill all the men, carry all the women into captivity and Christianize all the brats.
What a fun mix of 18th century genocide and slavery you've got there. Problem is, America doesn't do that any more. It was learned through the native amercian genocide that it makes better economical sense to kill a man by making him work too hard for you rather than wasting a cannonball. It was learned through the African experiment that bringing slaves to your homeland may appear to be convenient, but over time it is impossible to prevent them from infiltrating the "master" society, resulting in many members of the master society potentially sympathizing with the slaves, which may even lead to *gasp* interbreeding, at which point (the point where masters start looking at slaves as equal humans) the end of slavery becomes inevitable. The BEST way of keeping slaves is the "Gitmo" approach; keep your slaves far away from your population, preferably in their own home country, not just to minimize costs of their transportation, upkeep, and disciplining, but more importantly, to avoid any chances of cross socialization. Then, just appoint a corrupt puppet governament (which also works great as a buffer in case of a rebellion), provide them with economical support to strengthen their tyrannical reign, and if any of those puppets steps out of line, expose their actions to your public, ask them to fund a war for justice, take out the puppet with overt or covert military action, replace with a differnt puppet and there you have it; just sit back and enjoy the American dream and the profits that roll in.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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