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Where ARE the gorgeous, ingenious, self-sufficient, pure, in-shape Christian women?

Does anyone else feel like all of the attractive girls are essentially pagan? I'm not talking about showing skin here, I mean just fashionable and beautiful... even if it's just facial beauty! I go to a small Christian university that is filled with strong Christians. There are only about 2,500 people but dangit! I've found THREE people there the entire time attractive only on the physical level. One is now married... the other is in a serious relationship... The third is also dating someone and is one of those "unapproachable" girls. She has that one girl that she talks to and no one else.

It seems most of them fall into the following categories...

1) Devout Christian. Moderate to High intelligence. Doesn't take care of their body (is either fat or just really really weak and unhealthy). No sense of fashion, pure, but possibly needy.

2) God is an important part of life, but not the driving force. Moderate intelligence. Takes care of body and might even be highly attractive but has so much baggage you know you could never deal with it. Good sense of fashion but is very needy and would be clingy in a relationship.

3) Total pagan. Blazing hot and in excellent shape. Very fashionable. Either moderately intelligent or brings retardation down to a whole new level. Superficial and has almost no depth. Has sex often and talks about it openly.

Finding a girl with the physical attraction of group 3, the strength as an individual and confidence in one's self that group 2 doesn't have, and the Christian devotion and intelligence that group one has almost seems like an oximoron. Logically I know it's not true but based on experience time and time again it breaks down to these categories.

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old comment by SaneChick

Superficial and has almost no depth.

You shouldn't talk about yourself that way. It's not nice.

Finding a girl with the physical attraction of group 3, the strength as an individual and confidence in one's self that group 2 doesn't have, and the Christian devotion and intelligence that group one has almost seems like an oximoron. Logically I know it's not true but based on experience time and time again it breaks down to these categories."

Ignoring the fact that the way you write makes me twitch, how old are you that you haven't yet figured out that there are always compromises in a relationship? The perfect man or woman quite literally doesn't exist outside bad romantic comedies.

old comment by Alena

Hahaha! Oh my god. It's true that I'm really, really fucking sexy, and I'm a pagan, but I'm also 'pure' -- I am, in fact, the ideal Christian woman when it comes to sex, because I don't have any interest in it and I'm a virgin.
Too bad my brains would keep me from knowingly coming within twenty feet of you. I'm too damned brilliant to settle for anyone less than I deserve, and baby, you're so far off the radar you might as well be pond scum. EDIT: The same guy (IseekTheTruth) replies to another comment with this: I know one day God will answer my prayers and 100 of the most beautiful, intelligent Christian babes will fall out of the ceiling... and then I'll choose the one I want... and then the rest will disappear forever so there will be no hard feelings and I'll have scored mad points because I chose my wife out of 100 of the most beautiful girls in the world and she'll never forget that and feel special... and then this guy will try to kill her and I'll take three bullets and break his arm. Then she'll nurse me back to health and we'll live happily ever after with our wallaby farm/skydiving business.

old comment by Princess Rot

I lump Xian fundies into the following categories. This is my own definition based on comments I've read here. Agree or disagree if you want to. *waits to get flamed*

1) Batshit Insane. Likely to be a member of MySpace or Rapture Ready. IQ makes no real difference to the level of crazy. This type rants on nonsensically on topics they are poorly educated about or don't understand at all, even their own BuyBull seems a grey area.

2) Crazy Conservative. Low to Moderate intelligence. This type is most likely to be male, and a member of T4C, Free Republic, or some mens rights forum. Staunchly believes in marching us all back to the century of their choosing, where all women are submissive to them. Is likely to have a strong superiority/Oedipus complex. This type is fervently anti-gay, or a racist. Some have pedophile leanings.

3) The Contradictor. Moderate intelligence. Domains are usually mainstream Christian forums. Has impossibly high standards while being sub-par themselves. Uses common fundie double standards. Sneers openly and often at others and belives their opinion is infallible and immutable. Attitude is generally 'do as I say, not as I do'. Is often an admin or regular poster to their chosen forum, and is quick to call for the banhammer to brought down on the heads of trolls and opponents. This type is very common and the OP is indictive of that. Sometimes shares misogynistic/anti-gay traits with type 2.

4) Rapture Bunny. Mainly on Rapture Ready (well...) Usually sad and pathetic, certainly needs therapy. Common and depressing fundie-type.

5) The Doormat. Not as common as the others, but just as depressing. Doormat is almost always female. Doormat rigidly believes that if she is allowed to stray in any way from her self-imposed slavery she will spontaneously combust. And go to hell. Doormat writes long and insipid entries on personal blogs about being barefoot and pregnant. Sometimes displays female-chauvinist tendencies and encourages others to become like her. She can also be found on T4C, Ladies Against Feminism and in Debi Pearl's testimonials. Doormat is in desperate need of enlightenment/a good fuck.

Finding fundies that fit all five categories is extremely rare, but I don't doubt that sometime in the future it will be done.

old comment by just0kay

this guy's comments spawned a cute little theory in my head...

"all the hot chix don't believe in my god! all the ones that believe in my god are fugly and depressed, which has NOTHING to do with being taught that they exist solely as objects for me to masturbate myself with, take my anger out on, and use to clean my house!" (goes to door, shouts at buddies "BOYS, WE GOT US A WAR ON!" flies with army of like-minded troglodytes to 'pagan' country, disembarks, and picks up two of the biggest guns he can hold up- so probably handguns-)
"GODDAMMIT YOU WIMMEN DON'T LIKE ME OR MY GOD, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S UP BYAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
blam blam blam blam blam etc

old comment by Swede

Are you a gorgeous, ingenious, self-sufficient, pure, in-shape Christian man, to match your dream woman? Probably not...

"them"? Is that "them thar wimmin-folks", or just Christian women?
I don't think I know any women who fit into your categories.
1. I don't know any devout Christians. Perhaps a few devout Muslims, and they take care of their bodies, have sense of fashion and isn't the least bit needy.
2. God isn't a part of life that you normally speak about in Sweden, so I wouldn't know. I know a lot of moderately intelligent people who take care of themselves and look good, but very little neediness. What is this baggage you're so afraid of? Former boyfriends, interests of their own, more intelligence than you?
3. I don't think I know any pagans, but I know a lot of atheists, some blazing hot, some highly attractive and some ugly, but most are average-looking. Most are more than moderately intelligent. Sex is a fun part of life and we (almost) all do it, so what's the harm in talking about it?

The most superficial here is you, ITT, and you obviously have no depth.

Women aren't Barbie dolls or Mrs Potato Heads that you can pick and choose attributes and personality traits for, stupid. We're human beings and just as diverse, mysterious and mundane as men are.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"3) Total pagan. Blazing hot and in excellent shape. Very fashionable. Either moderately intelligent or brings retardation down to a whole new level. Superficial and has almost no depth. Has sex often and talks about it openly."

'Being in the nude isn`t a disgrace unless you`re being promiscuous about it. After all, when God created Adam and Eve, they were stark naked. And in the Garden of Eden, God was probably naked as a jaybird too!'

-Bettie Page

She had many lovers, and was certainly sexually liberated. She effectively blazed the trail for the Sexual Revolution. Oh, and she had a Batchelor of Arts degree from what is now Vanderbilt University.

Thank you for admitting that the Christian Bettie Page is - along with Princess Celestia and Haruhi Suzumiya - part of the real Trinity: she is a Goddess.

Also, enjoy your paradox. >:D