Theists understand that the anus was created by God to be exit only to expel feces from the body, not to be licked. Atheists don't have this figured out. At least some atheists believe the anus should be licked.
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First of all, some Christians, if they have certain fetish(es), also think this.
Second, not all atheists think that.
Third, by the same logic, engaging in a blowjob, cunningulus and masturbation is also bad because vaginas and dicks are only meant to expel urine and exchange sperm, so you better not ask your girlfriend to blow you.
At least some theists, who say that they are against homosexuality, are then found in bed with a person of the same gender; Ted Haggard, for example.
I'd say that most atheists believe that it's nobody else's business what you do in the privacy of the bedroom, as long as everyone involved is both consenting and adult. At least some theists don't care about the "adult" part, and others don’t care about the “consenting” part either.
The hell? You're talking about a personal preference here, not a religious/non-religious mandate.
If being this stupid were physically painful, it is my sincere belief that fewer people would engage in it.
At least some of you might.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
In reality, you have to be careful with analingus because of the possibility of transmitting bacteria.
It's been shown time and time again that the most religious states in the US are the ones that rank highest for searching out porn on the internet.
I'll go out on a limb and predict that the state that ranks the highest for the search terms "rimming" and "licking anus" would be one of those states.
As per usual, a religionist has reality exactly ass-backwards .
I'm an atheist and the idea seems repulsive to me. But, what I don't do is try to dictate what other consenting adults should do with their bodies. And no, this has nothing to do with anyone's theology. It's a sexual preference. You might as well be saying "only Jews do cowgirl" or "only Buddhists are into BDSM". It's plainly untrue and it makes you look like not only a liar, but a pathetically stupid one at that.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. Gets me to squeal like a schoolgirl, but to each their own.
Also, quit bringing your skyfairy into my bedroom, kthx
Atheists understand that the brain evolved through natural selection to provide an advantage, such as storing information and figuring things out, not to be an idiot. Theists don't have this figured out. At least some theists believe the brain's sense, reason, and intellect were "created by a magical supernatural sky-pixie" that intended us to forgo their use.
At least some atheists believe the anus should be licked.
Just as I am sure there are far more than a few theists who think, and (gasp!) enjoy, the same. If you think that there are not then you are willfully ignorant, or so astoundingly stupid that it beggars the imagination.
Remember kids: Missionary position, in bed, with the lights off, and only for procreation.
Putting the obvious Coprophilia acky's exhibiting here, there's the little matter of the Prostate Gland; a major male erogenous zone. And it's placement in the rectal area; also how the penis fits into that area so precisely .
Why, it's as if Homosexuality was designed ...!
...and thus was the whole Cre(a)ti(o)nists' cause annihilated at a stroke.
@Giveitaday
Ted Faggard:
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acky's argument is invalid . And your example of Argument Annihilation is very valid. b^_^d
The difference between you & me, OP, is that, while I also find butt-licking gross, I won't get judgmental over it.
@Old Viking
I wonder how much The Bananaman could enlighten the world of science
(BTW, OV, how do you know it doesn't?) ;-)
“Theists understand”
“Atheists don't have this figured out.”
"At least some atheists believe the anus should be licked.”
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