(Gay rights discussion)
There is a right way to fit lego pieces. One can fight for the right to join two pieces from the back or from the front and it may seem like the politically correct thing to say or fight. We can even pass laws to say we recognize that lego bricks can be joined front to front and back to back, and that everyone who says no are bigots who have a narrow view of how lego pieces should be stuck. We can even hide behind free speech, by arguing for lego pieces to be joined however they like, and saying that pro-conventional lego builders are silencing the voice of liberal lego builders and that they should shut up (denying pro-conventional lego builders the right of free speech in the process).
But the reality is that there is only one way to naturally put lego pieces together. Sure, pass your laws, silence the naysayers, tell tales of happiness, and all that... but lego pieces were never made that way.
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You don't need to pass a law to join Lego bricks any way you like. Nor for two people of the same sex to have sex. They are joined whether you like it or not. So why do we need a law? To recognize the effect of what happens when two people pledge to live together for the rest of their lives. Sex and marriage are not the same thing; it's all a bit more complex and serious than Lego bricks. Now, run along and play.
So I guess you haven't seen the Lego Movie. The plot there was that you can do whatever you want with Lego, and it's the bad guy who believes lego can only be used the "correct" way and wants to glue them into place.
Oh, as for the correct way to do it, if the only thing you can think to do is good old fashioned P. In V. Sex, I pity your spouse, because after about the third year, that gets old.
They were made to be stacked in multitude, disassembled, and rebuilt.
Therefore, we should all be promiscuous.
Humans aren't Legos. Besides, we all have a hole in the back which can fit a peg, not to mention one under our noses. And you can stack three or more Lego pieces together. Do you really wanna go there?
Nobody tell shitwit here about the double-sided blocks. Or, for that matter, that his analogy would actually support homosexuality if it wasn't so goddamn stupid. He'd probably try to set fire to a Lego factory.
Do you suppose he gets upset and goes on a tirade about racial purity when he sees people mixing Legos and Mega Blocks?
What about Bionicle parts? Do those count? I hope not, and if you do use them as a comparison then I WILL CUT YOU IN HALF, STOMP ON YOUR BLOODIED CARCASS, RIP OFF YOUR HEAD, EAT IT, AND BURN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR CORPSE TO ASHES! Sorry, I get real defensive when it comes to Bionicles.
That's a Mega Bloks piece, it doesn't count. Also, building conventionally? Who'd want to do that?
In addendum, I can't believe it's humanly possible to misspell America that badly. AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU SPELL IT!?
If this is meant to refer to male gays each male has one penis and one anus. Ye old round peg in a round hole. How much more natural could that be ?
God made humans such that the anus and penis are compatible, so why doesnt he want them used that way ?
One can fit Lego pieces whichever way one wants, that's kinda the whole point with them. A four-piece can be fitted to a corner of another four-piece. You can put two four-pieces beside each other and an eight-piece on top. You can even turn a four-piece over, and press down an "outie" between the "outies" of another four-piece. The space between the "outies" IS designed to fit one "outie" from another piece. Nya-nya-nya!
So, what does plastic brick toys have to do with human relations? Is that how "solid" and valuable your own relations are, or what?
One of the funnest parts of building with Legos was fitting them into unconventional positions and making crazy contraptions. You sound like the kind of guy who always followed the instructions and never experimented. That's fine if that's how you want to play but let every one else play the way they want to. You stick to your instruction, I'll figure out how to make a T-rex with a moveable jaw out of ordinary blocks..
There is no "right" way to use Lego pieces.
Never disparage Lego! Never.
I'm still working on The Simpsons Lego Collection. I want the house.
Sorry dumbfuck, you can accidently display a lot of gay scenarios with lego theme kits, especially the ass Pirates sets,,, What? They're not Ass Pirate kits, just Pirates?
Fooled me. I mean, look at them! Look what that ones doing to the astronaut!
Actually there at several different ways you can attach even the most basic of bricks together beyond the obvious stud in hole. You can in fact attach stud to stud using the wedge technique, or if the studs are holed, you can use a basic rod to attach stud to stud or hole to hole.
Not to mention all the crazy stuff you can do with jumper pieces
@tfaddictIn addendum, I can't believe it's humanly possible to misspell America that badly. AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU SPELL IT!?
Nationstates is a politics simulator where you control your own country. Apparently, America was already taken as a name.
Speaking of LEGO blocks, I got your "fake" right here:
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Seriously, though. Hand up if you think the look of agony on the face of blue-booted victim there was just him selling.*beat*
Yeah, didn't think so.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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