Quote# 108011

Jesus Christ's Middle Name is Not FU_KING!!

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Blaspheming God brought capital punishment in the Old Testament. This is how God feels about those who curse in His name and blaspheme Him. Hollywood Jews hate Jesus Christ, taking God's name in vain in EVERY major movie they produce. Read what Jewish comedian Sarah Silverman says about Jesus Christ.

It makes me angry when I hear people curse in my Lord's name. SHUT UP!!! Jesus does NOT have a middle name. And if Jesus did, it certainly would not be a slang street curse word for sexual intercourse. There is no evil on this earth that is any more abominable to God the Father in Heaven than to desecrate His dear Son by referring to Him in such a derogatory, filthy and sexually-degenerate manner.

Some evil and rotten person, a total ingrate who hated Jesus Christ, thought up this evil term, put it into some trashy movies and ghetto music, and now it has because a mainstream of American language and society. God's hand of blessing has been departing from our nation for several decades and will soon be completely gone. We will get what we deserve as a rebellious people. God has been extremely longsuffering, fair and patient with us as a nation; yet Americans take God's blessings and provisions for granted, disobeying the Bible, murdering our children through abortion (children we conceive out of sexually immoral relationships), as part of a partying, out-of-control, sex-sicko, totally irresponsible society!!!

David J. Stewart, jesus-is-savior 55 Comments [4/22/2015 2:54:11 AM]
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Kuno

Jesus Christ's Middle Name is Not FU_KING!!

Don't tell me, it's something starting with H...

4/22/2015 2:55:32 AM

whatever

Oh dear, I opened this quote to comment... to find Kuno had said exactly what I was going to say! ;)

4/22/2015 3:12:31 AM

EG

While I agree that swearing is overdone in general (seriously, it loses its significance if you do it too frequently), I find the notion that God, you know, the supreme creator of the universe and everything in it, would be so upset by what a few puny humans who live on a lump of rock somewhere in a backward corner of said universe come up with.

The other thing that gets me is God's disapproval of sex. What exactly did he think would happen when he said "go forth and multiply"? I mean, didn't he know how his own creation worked or something like that? Or is this a cosmic misunderstanding and was he referring to basic arithmetic?

Finally, "And if Jesus did, it certainly would not be a slang street curse word for sexual intercourse."
Jesus Belgium Christ, then?

4/22/2015 3:15:09 AM



"Jesus Christ's Middle Name is Not FU_KING!! "

Prove it. Show us his birth certificate. Or his passport. Better yet, why don't you get him to come here himself and tell us?

4/22/2015 3:20:54 AM

gimel

"The band? The band."
"DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"
"The band!"
"DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"
"What light?"
"HAVE YOU SEEEEN THE LIGHT?"
"Yes! YES! Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ... I HAVE SEEN! THE LIGHT!"

Blues Brothers FTW!

4/22/2015 3:22:06 AM

Malingspann

"Show us his birth certificate."

The long form.

4/22/2015 3:24:58 AM

LDM

That's nothing, when I'm pissed my expletive of choice is usually Jesus-God-Damn-Mother-Fucking-Christ!!


4/22/2015 3:26:57 AM



It makes me angry...

Yeah, well, get over it.

4/22/2015 3:36:25 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Hollywood Jews hate Jesus Christ, taking God's name in vain in EVERY major movie they produce.

Which is why they made movies like The Ten Commandments, Ben-Hur, The Greatest Story Ever Told, Quo Vadis, Noah...

Some evil and rotten person, a total ingrate who hated Jesus Christ, thought up this evil term, put it into some trashy movies and ghetto music, and now it has because a mainstream of American language and society.

Hate to break it to you, but people having been cussing using the name of Jesus longer than the United States has existed. Not all popular culture comes through music and movies.

God's hand of blessing has been departing from our nation for several decades and will soon be completely gone. We will get what we deserve as a rebellious people [...] a partying, out-of-control, sex-sicko, totally irresponsible society!!!

Preachers have been saying that for longer than there's been a United States, too.

4/22/2015 4:09:25 AM

Kuno

@whatever:

Great minds think alike, or, as the German version goes, two fools, one thought… ;-)

@EG:
Jesus Belgium Christ, then?

Eeew, that’s disgusting!


4/22/2015 4:23:22 AM

Slaanesh

Oh, Jesus Pogo-stick-sodomized Christ, will you shut up? You're supposed to be in exile!

4/22/2015 4:27:10 AM

whatever

Jesus was a Muslim, born in Kenya, and therefore ineligible to be the head of the Christian church.

4/22/2015 4:32:10 AM

anothga

@EG
The other thing that gets me is God's disapproval of sex. What exactly did he think would happen when he said "go forth and multiply"? I mean, didn't he know how his own creation worked or something like that? Or is this a cosmic misunderstanding and was he referring to basic arithmetic?
You win a cookie.

4/22/2015 5:15:11 AM



"Jesus Christ's Middle Name is Not FU_KING!! “

That is true. His middle name is actually fucking. You left out the c.

Edit: FYI this is tfaddict, I forgot to put my name up at the top.

4/22/2015 5:17:46 AM

Mister Spak

Jesus fucking christ, what's wrong with you?

4/22/2015 5:31:40 AM

KittyKaboom

Jesus tapdancing butt-raping fucking Christ, Dave!

You sure get lathered up over nothing.

4/22/2015 5:40:18 AM



Technically Christ isn't his last name either so he can't have a middle name.

4/22/2015 6:30:48 AM

Arctic Knight

Jesus Fucking Christ, Davis is such a god damn idiot. Everyone knows "there is no evil on this earth that is any more abominable" than being infected with teh ghay.

4/22/2015 6:43:38 AM

Jason_the_Cripple

Jesus buttfucking, mother raping, sheep shanking, shit eating Christmas!!!

4/22/2015 6:47:08 AM

Ithaqua

What the fuck. Seriously dude is there a name for whats fucking wrong with you?


4/22/2015 6:48:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Jesus Christ's Middle Name is Not FU_KING!!"



You're right, David J. 'Gary Glitter' Stewart.



It's JESUS TITTY-FU_KING CHRIST!! [/"Team America: World Police"]



'FU_KING!!'? I once thought that Wan King was a town in China, until I discovered Smirnoff.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/smirnoff.197617/

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=9512

This, and many more pearls - or dog's eggs - of wit & wisdom of the toilet library. X3

"SHUT UP!!!"



[/Jeff Dunham] X3

@#1791657

"Technically Christ isn't his last name either so he can't have a middle name."

You've heard the exclamation 'Jesus H Christ'? Well, I can prove what his surname actually is:

Our Father
Who art in Heaven
Harold be thy name. [/Mondegreens] X3

@Kuno

"@EG:
Jesus Belgium Christ, then?

Eeew, that’s disgusting!"

Jesus Semprini Christ. [/Monty Python] X3

4/22/2015 6:51:06 AM

Doubting Thomas

Jesus Christ's Middle Name is Not FU_KING!!

No, it's Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

Blaspheming God brought capital punishment in the Old Testament.

Only if they said "Jehovah." THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! THUNK!

4/22/2015 7:31:35 AM

Dr. Razark

It's actually Jesus Hfucking Christ. The "H" is silent, of course.



@Anon-e-moose
Re: That first picture.

Please provide me with your address.
I will be sending you a bill for:
A. One (1) keyboard
B. One (1) cup of coffee
C. Reimbursement for mental and physical anguish suffered due to item (B) exiting through one (1) nose onto item (A).

4/22/2015 7:49:17 AM

eldritchMortician

I'm just impressed he made a cultural reference less than 20 years old.

4/22/2015 7:59:14 AM

Dyz

Jesus FUCKING Christ

4/22/2015 8:13:03 AM

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