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666: Fuhrer(6 letters) Adolph(6) Hitler(6) was reincarnated as George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr.(6)

Fuhrer(6 letters) Adolph(6) Hitler(6) was reincarnated as George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr.(6). Hitler committed suicide on April 30, 1945 along with his wife of one day Ava Braun. Bush Jr. was born on July 6, 1946.

Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "1st Beast"/Antichrist. Bush Jr. was/is the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist. United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast". Google all that.

The Discoverer, Godlike Productions 32 Comments [5/27/2015 2:57:54 AM]
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Tak

I had (3) sex (3) with your mom (3). See, it must be true, numerology said so!

5/27/2015 3:17:18 AM

Mithras

WTF is it with American spelling Hitler's first name wrong? I've even seen it in official publications by Historians.

The guy is spelled ADOLF. With an "F". Five letters, by the way.

5/27/2015 3:54:10 AM

Mithras

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler

5/27/2015 3:55:36 AM

Reynardine

Emmm... No. Hitler was intelligent.

5/27/2015 4:06:56 AM

gimel

But wait, isn't Google a cabal of reptilian Illuminati Sata-Nazis?

5/27/2015 4:07:14 AM

anothga

@Mithras
I'm sure it has something to do with English grammar or something like that.

5/27/2015 4:11:20 AM

whatever

It was Adolf(5), not Adolph(6). You fail.

5/27/2015 4:21:45 AM

Mister Spak

While you're at it, google time cube.

5/27/2015 4:26:21 AM

tfaddict

I don’t know. Bush was worse then Hitler, after all.

That may or may not be hyperbole

5/27/2015 4:48:04 AM

Kuno

As the others already said, the guy was called Adolf, so that’s your „theory“ dying right from the start.

And what’s up with using “jr.” instead of “junior”?

5/27/2015 4:53:08 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

W also isn't a junior, for that matter, any more than John Quincy Adams is actually John Adams, Jr. The parent has two middle names, the son only one.

So the "junior" doesn't belong there, either.

Idiot.

5/27/2015 6:25:38 AM

creativerealms

Yet Hitler himself wasn't an Antichrist?

5/27/2015 6:28:51 AM

Frogflayer

Coz Obama wouldn't fit?

5/27/2015 6:55:11 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Frogflayer: I'd be surprised if someone hasn't come up with "Barack Hussei nObama."

5/27/2015 7:14:12 AM

OHP

Fail. Either you have to count the period or you have to spell out the "junior". Either way your math is off. The only thing you've discovered is the quickest way to prove that you failed middle school English and math.

5/27/2015 7:57:47 AM

KittyKaboom

Boy howdy. Not this shit again.

5/27/2015 8:22:33 AM

Indicible

One of the possible spellings for Führer (please note the Umlaut on the u.) is Fuehrer. So, how does that work in this case?

As for the rest... Numerology is just pareidolia applied to numbers.

5/27/2015 8:46:36 AM

Kanna

The Discoverer (3,10). Joe ThePlumber (3,10). Coincidence? I think not.

5/27/2015 9:10:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

I don't think anyone called him "Fuhrer Adolph Hitler." I think they just called him "Der Fuhrer." And his name was Adolf, not Adolph.

But I do enjoy these little numerology enthusiasts who seem blissfully unaware that the bible they use numerology to prove is true specifically forbids anyone to use numerology.

5/27/2015 10:08:15 AM

Yossarian Lives

You are (6) full of (6) feces (6).

5/27/2015 10:08:44 AM

EG

Yeah, this Hitler guy? His first name wasn't "Fuhrer". For that matter, it was't "Adolph" either.

5/27/2015 10:55:07 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I don't even think Bush was a Jr. His dad George HERBERT Walker Bush. And even if he was, shouldn't you count the period in Jr.?

Adolph, lol.

5/27/2015 11:00:52 AM

undie not fundies

................... I have no words for this.

5/27/2015 11:21:31 AM

JGC

But "Google" has 6 letters--you're playing right into thier hands!

5/27/2015 11:31:04 AM

DFM

Crazy as a bedbug.

5/27/2015 11:51:58 AM

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