Quote# 10902

If you want to sum up what the hell the Deists, and then the Atheists are talking about...I am now officially going to translate it into the most basic language I can give.

Atheist: I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, I'M BETTER THEN YOU!

Deist: No your not!

Atheist: YES I AM! HERES THE PROOF I AM BETTER THEN YOU!

Deist: That makes no sense!

Atheist: OF COURSE IT MAKES NO SENSE, I'M BETTER THEN YOU! ONLY PEOPLE LIKE ME COULD UNDERSTAND IT!

Deist: Er...whha...grr...!

Atheist: YEAH, THERE IS NO GOD! ONLY *INSERT STUPID THING HERE*.

Deist: YOUR GOING TO HELL, HEATHEN!

ATHEIST: THERE IS NO HELL!

This is not a real argument, just an observation. Thank you for tuning in to Psycho-Man's Observations. And yes, that "is" what every argument is actually about.

Thank you for reading. Have a pleasant day.

Twilight91101, Gamefaqs 33 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Mandrake

I don't think deist means what you think it means

4/15/2006 10:46:13 PM

Jwoey

Vizzini award?

4/15/2006 10:50:27 PM

Mr. Mojo Rising (formerly known as Bigfoot)

Ummm...Does he actually understand what deism is?

4/15/2006 10:57:41 PM

CheeZe

I didn't know Deism believed in hell. :o

4/15/2006 11:07:09 PM

Blurb

*insert EXASPERATED GROAN here*

4/15/2006 11:14:58 PM

Dr Rosen

I think he means theist, though I think its quite the other way around.

Theist: I DO BELIEVE IN GOD IM BETTER THAN YOU AND HERE'S MY BIBLE TO TELL YOU WHY

Atheist: I'm sorry but I don't believe in your bible. Please stop shouting bible verses.

4/15/2006 11:30:35 PM

Papabear

Dr. Rosen -- Exactly. Or, as an atheist, should I say \"EXACTLY!!!!!\"


*Place scathing, anti-Xian remark here*

4/15/2006 11:45:57 PM

Gerard

From this moment on ***solemn mode*** I am an Adeist! ***solemn mode off***

4/15/2006 11:51:24 PM

Jaded_Revenge

you know, I don't think this is a recording of any actual conversation...

I love the *INSERT STUPID THING HERE*, and that we argue 'I am better than you' and that a deist believes in hell.

4/16/2006 12:02:28 AM

Crosis

His hypothetical bears no resemblance to reality. I do know a few atheists who think religous folks are all idiots - but I know significantly more theists who argue the reverse. And as several have pointed out, deists generally don't believe in hell.

4/16/2006 12:12:37 AM

shell

Well, I for one *am* better than you--at English. So nyah.

4/16/2006 1:07:33 AM

NotMe

It seemed like quite the amusing comedy skit. But what is the punch line? Atheists don't believe in god? Isn't that a given?

4/16/2006 2:40:40 AM

Hadanelith

Deism != standard Christian theism. Or Fundie theism, for that matter.

4/16/2006 4:23:58 AM

mad dog

he seems to imply deists are more rational by having one use small type as opposed to all caps

4/16/2006 6:41:29 AM

tzisorey

Fundie: I BELIEVE IN GOD, I'M BETTER THEN YOU!

Everyone else: No your not!

Fundie: YES I AM! HERES THE PROOF I AM BETTER THEN YOU!

Everyone else: That makes no sense!

Fundie: OF COURSE IT MAKES NO SENSE, I'M BETTER THEN YOU! ONLY PEOPLE LIKE ME COULD UNDERSTAND IT!

Everyone else: Er...whha...grr...!

4/16/2006 7:52:29 AM

JustinGG

From Gamefaqs no less.

4/16/2006 2:25:07 PM

mad dog

what kind of video games do these folks play?

4/16/2006 9:42:25 PM

Tak, the Hideous New Girl

Tak, the Hideous New Girl: Er...whha...grr...!

4/17/2006 1:35:30 PM

bria

i didnt understand a word he said. in other words HUH???

4/17/2006 5:03:01 PM

TDR

Dr Rosen, go to the head of the class. Well said.

4/17/2006 6:57:09 PM

ssdexecutor

Twilight91101 has no idea what Deism is.

4/18/2006 3:41:03 AM

sexandviolence

Deist fundie? Or just amazingly dumb theist?

Why do you leave out the 'stupid thing' the atheist said?

1/8/2008 8:25:02 PM

anti-nonsense

AFAIK deists don't believe in Hell, and atheists don't talk like that, or most of us don't anyway.

1/8/2008 9:45:21 PM

GigaGuess

"OF COURSE IT MAKES NO SENSE, I'M BETTER THEN YOU! ONLY PEOPLE LIKE ME COULD UNDERSTAND IT!"

Wow. Shiny shiny mirror?

1/8/2008 9:49:35 PM

Mr_Vorhias

1. Learn what the word "Deist" means.
2. Don't come back ever.

1/9/2008 2:18:41 AM

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