If it’s not male-female, it’s not marriage. Common sense.
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With that poor excuse for an "analogy", people from different countries can't marry either. Different countries have different kinds of plugs and wall sockets, so you need adapters when traveling between these countries.
I'd say, "if it's not consenting adults, it's not marriage", but sadly, children of prepubescent ages are married off to old men every day, so I'd be wrong on both accounts.
In short, you don't get to decide who can get married.
Then why did your 'God' put the main malec erogenous zone - the Prostate Gland - into the rectal cavity?
There. I've just destroyed the whole concept of 'Intelligemnt Design'. For either your 'God' is a retard, and therefore not 'God', ergo he doesn't exist, or he approves of Homosexuality.
...oh, and inline adaptors. Use of Bad Analogy, and non-sequitur. Your argument is invalid , 'Doc' Browntrousers..
When has anybody ever denied that heterosexual sex produces offspring? Ever? Notice also that I said sex, not marriage. I believe it was Justice Scalia himself who admitted that if homosexuality itself were not illegal, there would be no basis for banning same sex marriage, since, in his own words, marriage is not about procreation.
electric plugs and sockets do not create electricity.
if plugs and sockets were alive then plugs could rub each other for fun, and sockets would have a plug, like an extension cord, extension cords could daisy chain for fun.
the analogy isnt great.
@#1829307
"It's pears and apples."
The Worcester [i]Pear[/i]main. An Apple . [/hyper-smartarse]
Also, the Apple-Pear hybrid: The Papple.
(*Breathy, seductive voiceover *):
'This isn't just an apple... it's an M&S pear .'
It's how we have the strains of crops that are more disease/pest resistant. That's more -than common sense: it's Science .
After 'Doc' Browntrousers has dug out the shit from said brown trousers from all that he's pulled out from such, he can remove this anal ogy from his anal region too.
Fundy logic, sockets and plugs make electricity:
[plug] + [socket] = [electricity]
So:
[electricity] - [plug] = [socket]
[socket] - [electricity] = -[plug]
Wow, I haven't seen this argument since some loser got dogpiled for making it on aol forums in 2004.
I remember it because it was so breathtakingly stupid that it took 1400 posts to finally get the OP to shut up.
IT'S CALLED SCIENCE.
By whom?
Hey ass. Plug plus outlet does not make electricity, it's only a path. If the outlets dead, null effect, if the device is dead null effect. Same result as the first two BUT here's the kicker. That's ALL those things do.
@Anon-e-moose
We have terminal blocks like that in 120v hot tub systems, the box would be handy as it looks designed to fill with a silicone gel to waterproof and protect the junction. It looks a little too permanent or needing tool assistance to use as a sex analogy, methinks, but then again I don't know anything about your sex life.
If this analogy were relevant, it would actually make his argument worse. You can connect extension cords and adaptors to male and female connectors. Cord splitters and powerboards let you connect multiple male connectors to a single output. It's totally possible to connect two female connectors if you have a conductive material between them, and the only reason you can't connect two male connectors is because the female ones are usually the only ones with power.
In other words, 'Doctor' Brown is actually advocating a sexually permissive matriarchy.
@Canadiest
"needing tool assistance to use as a sex analogy, methinks, but then again I don't know anything about your sex life."
Well, the lady in my life has that Magnetism - especially when she's only wearing seamed stockings, 6-inch heels, and a smile - and she gets a charge out of my tool. As per a smartphone & MI charger, we merely have to be in close proximity to transfer that energy .
It's not Coc... er, I mean Roc ket Science, 'Doc' Browntrousers. X3
Moral: Analogies are like 240V AC: Lethal if used incorrectly.
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