Quote# 110721

Christians never smell neutral. We can’t. Then we’re using the wrong deodorant! The we suppress the life-giving fragrance of the heavenly perfume that God poured out over us. Jesus’ smell sticks to us forever. We can’t follow Him without smelling like Him. Our Jesus-scent is our identity. But Jesus is also busy spreading this fragrance world-wide. We’re full-time spreaders of his life-giving heavenly aromas. That’s why we need to smell Jesus in those people around is who need Him. And we need to deliver his scent there. We need to pass it on. And spread it further. That’s how the good fragrance of the gospel spreads.”

Joubert, discerning the world 39 Comments [7/12/2015 5:04:41 PM]
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Well at least people know when christians are coming.

7/12/2015 9:07:40 AM

Psycho Tits

I smell a Poe.

7/12/2015 5:05:34 PM

Ivurm

It can't smell worse then Lynx.

7/12/2015 5:21:57 PM

Nomen Nescio

dude, smelling like an iron age menial laborer who walked everywhere and bathed seldom is not a compliment. go take a damn shower and put on some clean clothes.

7/12/2015 5:27:17 PM

Florida's Skunk-ape

I'm a christian?

7/12/2015 6:23:58 PM

cdcdrr

...

If I ever have children, you are not allowed near them.

7/12/2015 6:41:52 PM

Pip

I smell poo.

7/12/2015 6:48:39 PM

Tempus, High Yeti of the First United Church of Bigfoot

Have you heard the good news about Sasquatch, our lord and savior?

7/12/2015 7:14:27 PM

Wes

Uh....?

7/12/2015 7:23:12 PM

Stinky Wizzleteats

Jesus smell sticks for everyone!

7/12/2015 7:29:20 PM

sickofthebullshit

So, why is it that all I smell is bullshit?

7/12/2015 7:40:22 PM

Kanna

I smell a rat here.

7/12/2015 7:41:57 PM



I think you left the cap off the turpentine.

7/12/2015 7:42:20 PM



what did I just read ?

7/12/2015 9:19:11 PM

anti-nonsense

Wat.

7/12/2015 9:59:51 PM

Insult to Rocks

"And thusly, the Lord spoke, "Whomever shall follow me must ensure the minty freshness of thine breath, and the musk of thine cologne." So his followers did as such, and God saw that it was good."

7/12/2015 11:13:36 PM

Frogflayer

I love the smell of psalms in the morning

7/13/2015 12:47:03 AM

TimeToTurn

Bizarre and over-the-top but I don't see anything fundie about this. This is what most Christians believe, even if they express it in less stupid terms.

7/13/2015 1:14:20 AM

LDM

I thought it was the chili.

7/13/2015 2:31:01 AM

Malingspann

"Our Jesus-scent is our identity."

Is that why trolls, according to old Scandinavian fairy tales and The Troll Hunter, get enraged into attack mode by the smell of Christians?

7/13/2015 3:18:55 AM

Wyzard

@ Malingspamm: Oh My Dog! I thought I was the only one who saw Trollhunter

"The smell of christians" was hilarious!

7/13/2015 3:48:57 AM

Anon-e-moose

I say, I say, I say! My god has no nose!

How does he smell?

He's dyslexic!

X3

7/13/2015 5:32:59 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Must be a poe. Right?

7/13/2015 5:56:03 AM

Doubting Thomas


7/13/2015 8:22:45 AM

Azereaux

So... Christians smell like life and freshness? Teen Spirit perhaps?

Is this your way of saying Kurt Cobain was Jesus and that we should spread Nirvana to stop the modern music scene from continuing to reek?

7/13/2015 8:29:34 AM

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