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["Disney's still selling subliminal *** to little girls"]

In Wreck-It Ralph specifically though, there's a scene where Vanellope takes Ralph into a dark and secret cave where they're all alone, where it's revealed her bedroom is

she hops on her bed all cutsey like and opens up to Ralph, at which point Ralph realizes she's a fellow outcast and a kindred spirit

After this tender moment, Ralph teaches Vanellope to "drive", while this song plays

[Link to Rihanna's "Shut Up and Drive"]

The lyrics, you'll notice, are using driving as an overt metaphor for ***, not even subtle about it

Kind of oogy having a big guy like Ralph with what is effectively a 9 year old girl, ain't it? Well that's why they keep it subliminal, you're not supposed to notice it. But it's not uncommon for girls to have thoughts about older men with big strong hands now is it? This is supposed to connect with them on that level. Disney's sly that way.

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