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\"Your mother sews socks that smell\"
4/4/2007 9:03:49 PM
You are not a qualified exorcist!
4/4/2007 9:08:47 PM
LOL it's a web-xorcism!
4/4/2007 9:20:30 PM
May God Bless You!
4/4/2007 9:47:57 PM
I'm so happy that I have provided so much amusement for all of you.
BTW, ssdexecutor, you're darn right he is. Y'all have a nice day.
4/5/2007 5:37:58 PM
You misspelled WebEx-corcism! LOL.
4/6/2007 7:40:20 PM
Hey Last Conformist,
\"jealouy\"????? Very funny. Where were you educated?
4/6/2007 7:42:04 PM
Yes, Satan is out to destroy Christians because He know's we belong to God.
Whoever thought up the tactic of blaming all doubt and creeping rational thought on \"attacks by Satan trying to destroy true Christians\" was brilliant. It gets the fundies too frightened to let any suspicion or confusion stay in their minds long enough to be dealt with.
4/6/2007 11:47:43 PM
Satan responds with a form letter:
Thank you for your fan letter. As you can plainly tell, Satan is very busy at the moment, and cannot answer all of his mail personally. Thanks all the same, though.
4/7/2007 4:50:40 AM
You guys are soooooo funny. Please stop. I'm gonna soil myself.
4/7/2007 4:36:16 PM
You forgot to put enough stamps, It didnt get all the way to hell :<
4/7/2007 7:03:35 PM
It's better than watching Success'N'Life! He doesn't even beg for money.
4/7/2007 8:03:07 PM
Maybe you could hand deliver it for me.
4/11/2007 1:29:28 AM
Cast yourself out of a 45th story window.
4/11/2007 1:30:53 AM
Oh Siddartha, you hurt my feelings
4/11/2007 1:47:33 AM
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
4/11/2007 1:50:46 AM
Capslock, my only weakness!
4/11/2007 2:15:32 AM
I see you're not much on spelling either. LOL
4/11/2007 2:05:50 PM
SATAN BEWARE MY CAPITAL LETTERS! EMPHASIS THROUGH LETTER CASE IS A TOOL OF GOD!
1/30/2008 7:28:18 PM
Ti tus . . .
oh, Tie - Tussss
Get Out. GEDDTTT OOUUUDDDTTTT!
and please take DimWit with you. Hey, thanks.
1/30/2008 7:41:18 PM
There's a story in the new testament that says you shouldn't try to do this unless you're actually Jesus himself. Like so many others, you fail at knowledge of your own kooky religion.
1/30/2008 7:41:31 PM
Satan is scared shitless now. (/sarcasm)
1/30/2008 8:21:15 PM
1/30/2008 11:56:59 PM
LOL, shut up.
1/31/2008 12:21:05 AM
Wow. This is totally awesome.
If this guy wasn't serious, I'd so buy him a beer.
1/31/2008 12:24:37 AM
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