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#201444
BurntBush
\"Your mother sews socks that smell\"
4/4/2007 9:03:49 PM
#201455
Chaoschaos
Lies!
You are not a qualified exorcist!
4/4/2007 9:08:47 PM
#201468
anti-nonsense
LOL it's a web-xorcism!
4/4/2007 9:20:30 PM
#201494
A Christian
May God Bless You!
4/4/2007 9:47:57 PM
#202526
I'm so happy that I have provided so much amusement for all of you.
BTW, ssdexecutor, you're darn right he is. Y'all have a nice day.
4/5/2007 5:37:58 PM
#203187
titus
Hey anti-nonsense
You misspelled WebEx-corcism! LOL.
4/6/2007 7:40:20 PM
#203189
titus
Hey Last Conformist,
\"jealouy\"????? Very funny. Where were you educated?
4/6/2007 7:42:04 PM
#203289
szenah
Yes, Satan is out to destroy Christians because He know's we belong to God.
Whoever thought up the tactic of blaming all doubt and creeping rational thought on \"attacks by Satan trying to destroy true Christians\" was brilliant. It gets the fundies too frightened to let any suspicion or confusion stay in their minds long enough to be dealt with.
4/6/2007 11:47:43 PM
#203506
Mr_Vorhias
Satan responds with a form letter:
Dear ___TITUS____,
Thank you for your fan letter. As you can plainly tell, Satan is very busy at the moment, and cannot answer all of his mail personally. Thanks all the same, though.
- Satan
4/7/2007 4:50:40 AM
#203811
titus
You guys are soooooo funny. Please stop. I'm gonna soil myself.
4/7/2007 4:36:16 PM
#203893
Tactics
You forgot to put enough stamps, It didnt get all the way to hell :<
4/7/2007 7:03:35 PM
#203931
Laurel
It's better than watching Success'N'Life! He doesn't even beg for money.
4/7/2007 8:03:07 PM
#205893
titus
Hey Tactics,
Maybe you could hand deliver it for me.
4/11/2007 1:29:28 AM
#205894
Siddhartha Gautama
Cast yourself out of a 45th story window.
Please.
4/11/2007 1:30:53 AM
#205904
titus
Oh Siddartha, you hurt my feelings
4/11/2007 1:47:33 AM
#205907
Alena
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
4/11/2007 1:50:46 AM
#205915
Satan
Capslock, my only weakness!
4/11/2007 2:15:32 AM
#206567
titus
I see you're not much on spelling either. LOL
4/11/2007 2:05:50 PM
#394812
yodaman23
SATAN BEWARE MY CAPITAL LETTERS! EMPHASIS THROUGH LETTER CASE IS A TOOL OF GOD!
1/30/2008 7:28:18 PM
#394820
Philbert McAdamia
Ti tus . . .
oh, Tie - Tussss
Get Out. GEDDTTT OOUUUDDDTTTT!
and please take DimWit with you. Hey, thanks.
1/30/2008 7:41:18 PM
#394821
Brain_In_A_Jar
There's a story in the new testament that says you shouldn't try to do this unless you're actually Jesus himself. Like so many others, you fail at knowledge of your own kooky religion.
1/30/2008 7:41:31 PM
#394842
Parallax
Satan is scared shitless now. (/sarcasm)
1/30/2008 8:21:15 PM
#394963
Marlowe
http://imdb.com/title/tt0469494/
1/30/2008 11:56:59 PM
#394989
(H9)
LOL, shut up.
1/31/2008 12:21:05 AM
#394992
TerriblyAmused
Wow. This is totally awesome.
If this guy wasn't serious, I'd so buy him a beer.
1/31/2008 12:24:37 AM
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