Open letter to Satan
You have gained a foothold if not a stronghold here in recent days. You have pitted brother against brother, brother against sister, sister aganist brother and so on. You have sewn division, suspicion, jealousy, rage bitterness and more, AND IT STOPS NOW. SATAN I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. YOU HAVE NO DOMINION OVER THESE BOARDS OR ANY MEMBER HERE. IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I BIND YOU AND CAST YOU OUT OF THESE DISCUSSION FORUMS. I CAST YOU OUT IN JESUS NAME!!!
Titus, CWS Talk! 81 Comments
[4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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I didn't know Satan had a computer, let alone that he cruised the internet.
So has Satan left his board? LOL, I would so love to have been able to post back on this site (can't)
1/31/2008 12:54:33 AM
I ACTUALLY said what the fuck out loud, very few things have caused me to do such a thing
5/10/2010 6:26:48 PM
I thought you had to get training to be a qualified exorcist. Are they just handing out the title to anyone who can put together a coherent prayer?
5/10/2010 8:45:27 PM
Gaaaaaaah! I AM CAST OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU TITUS!
9/7/2010 1:44:12 PM
JESUS COMPELS YOU TO BE A MORON ALL YOUR LIFE!!!
Get a life and
<< Genesis 3 >>
New International Version
22And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.” 23So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken. 24After he drove the man out, he placed on the east sidee of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.
Paradise Lost: God’s Judgment
20Then the man—Adam—named his wife Eve, because she would be the mother of all who live.d 21And the Lord God made clothing from animal skins for Adam and his wife.
22Then the Lord God said, “Look, the human beingse have become like us, knowing both good and evil. What if they reach out, take fruit from the tree of life, and eat it? Then they will live forever!” 23So the Lord God banished them from the Garden of Eden, and he sent Adam out to cultivate the ground from which he had been made. 24After sending them out, the Lord God stationed mighty cherubim to the east of the Garden of Eden. And he placed a flaming sword that flashed back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.
You were saying. Isn't the internet fun.
9/7/2010 2:14:45 PM
If I was half as deluded as Titus I'd think I'm Donald Duck.
9/8/2010 1:18:20 AM
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