Quote# 11087

[in a topic about a book in which two princes marry being read in 2nd grade]

My kids (should I ever spawn them forth) won't have any part of this garbage. The school system can't force my hand in it, and I WILL take them out of homological studies (whatever you call gay classes) with force if need be. It ain't happenin' under my watch.

MedicDave, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Dante's Virgil

Homological Studies? Is that the logic of being gay? Sounds like he and his spawn needs to sit through such a class.

4/23/2006 5:12:36 AM

Skyfire

Personally?

If I do have kids (given my love life, that's not likely), I might consider home-schooling them.

Not only will they avoid the controversy, they'll also avoid Dave and his kids.

4/23/2006 5:53:47 AM

Duke Stronguy

I pity your potential spawn. Their dad sounds like an asshole.

4/23/2006 6:57:33 AM

Julian

Manhandling children to reinforce ignorance!

3 cheers for Dave!

4/23/2006 7:12:06 AM

NotMe

I can't remember homological studies being offered anywhere in the Netherlands. So maybe America isn't quite that bad afteral, having a class to learn everything about a minority.

And was I the only one who had weird idea's when he started talking about \"spawning\" children? I had this little mental image about Zergling meets Alien.

4/23/2006 9:50:10 AM

Julian

Oh got it!

He's a fan of the Princess kisses a frog, turns it into a Prince, they get married and live happily ever after spawning forth tadpoles!

Much healthier!

4/23/2006 10:37:19 AM

MedicDave

I'M IGNORANT, AND DAMN IT, I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE SURE MY CHILDREN ARE IGNORANT TOO!

(This impersonation of MedicDave was brought to you by Maronan.)

4/23/2006 11:10:25 AM

Geek

Woohoo. I got a quote up.

I'd call Dave a nutjob, but I don't want to insult an Allspark poster with Nutjob as a username.

4/23/2006 12:17:41 PM

Papabear

One has to really respect a man who refers to spawning his kids.

\"My kids (should I ever spawn them forth) won't have any part of this garbage.\"
Of course not. You have all that Christian garbage to put in their little heads. You can't allow tolerence or logic to use up any of their brain cells.

4/23/2006 3:30:59 PM

Smeagol

Your kids (should some sad, pathetic woman ever choose to 'spawn them forth') would be better served if you were to distance yourself as much as possible from them and their education.
For example, when your 'spawn' are in third grade in Nebraska, you should be in the process of being devoured by rabid goats in Nepal.

4/23/2006 6:30:50 PM

Dollfucker

They say Gays are influented by the Devil. But what will they say about Hermophodites and simese twins and midgets? The offspring of Satan you say? Oh dear.

4/23/2006 6:35:41 PM

Ace of Sevens

I am reminded of a Friends quote:

\"You sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.\"

\"Yeah, they won't let you do it until you take a class.\"

4/23/2006 9:08:31 PM

CousinTed

I thought homology class was for learning about the biology and proper care of your pet homonculus.

4/23/2006 9:38:49 PM

CousinJed the Homonculus

That's 'Homoncology' you dunderfuck!

4/23/2006 9:39:25 PM

ssdexecutor

Spawn forth?

4/24/2006 8:48:50 AM

The Last Conformist

\"Homological\" is a sometimes-used variant of \"homologous\", for which see:
http://www.bartleby.com/61/78/H0257800.html

4/24/2006 9:18:02 AM

David D.G.

Well, I don't know if creating new \"fairy tales\" (sorry about that!) is necessarily the best way to go about enhancing the consciousness of young minds, but one could do a lot worse. MedicDave, for one, seems quite determined to do as much worse as possible.


~David D.G.

4/24/2006 5:32:26 PM

sadchristian

God help any children born into this home. If one of his sons ends up being gay he would kill it in it's sleep

4/24/2006 6:34:48 PM

TDR

come on, MedicDave, just a few more baby steps and you can have empathy. That's an emotion that we humans have.

1. you're outraged about the story about two princes.
2. you're outraged because this does not describe your view of the world and experience of love.
3. Imagine if you will a world in which these were the only stories.
4. Feels bad, huh?
5. Now imagine how gays have felt for a long, long time.
6. Your move.

4/24/2006 8:07:19 PM

keelhaul lizzie

Jesus, I wish they had this \"homological studies\" business back in my day.

4/29/2006 2:49:08 AM

MedicDave

You guys realize that my post you've been commenting on was written in a spirit of humor?

It seems a good deal of the material you folks comment on seems to be taken out of context.

4/13/2007 12:18:20 AM

JP

Huh...that spawn part was funny, I'll give you that.

4/13/2007 7:51:37 PM

cyborgtroy

"My kids (should I ever spawn them forth)"

YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T HAD THEM YET!!!
*gasp*

He's preventing the creation of one of God's most blahblahblahblahblah

4/24/2008 8:18:09 PM



/My kids (should I ever spawn them forth)/

What a wonderful, heartwarming way to express your desire to have children. What strong paternal instincts you must have. Don't have kids.

/won't have any part of this garbage. The school system can't force my hand in it, and I WILL take them out of homological studies/

I wasn't aware that such a class existed. Don't have kids.

/(whatever you call gay classes) with force if need be./

And I hope you get arrested for it. Don't have kids.

/It ain't happenin' under my watch./

It already has. Again, don't have kids.

4/25/2008 12:15:30 AM

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