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My kids can spot a tattoo parlor from over a mile away, just from all the demons hanging around it. These demons are attached to the parlor, almost like balloons on strings, and they reach out and hover over the city, while they try to entice people to enter in. The demons are covered with tattoos, and they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. We have not found a tattoo parlor yet without demons attached to it. Tattoo artists are filled with demons. (Yes, even ‘Christian’ tattoo artists.) Those demons can easily transfer to you when you get a tattoo from them. Once in, the demon has the right to ask other demons to come and live within you as well. (Matthew 12:43-45)

My kids and I have seen and spoken to many people with tattoos. They have ALWAYS had demons coming out from their tattoos. And yes, this is the same even for ‘Christian’ tattoos. For this reason, we tend not to get together in person on a regular basis with those that flaunt their tattoos, for we have yet to meet one that was free of those demons. (And we do not like to spend our time with demons.) If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us.

Dreams of Dunamis, Dreams of Dunamis 41 Comments [7/26/2015 4:37:22 AM]
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John_in_Oz

Every time you ask the kids if they can see demons they say "Yes Daddy". Why it's just like they're humouring a lunatic!

7/26/2015 4:47:39 AM

Churchy LaFemme

"If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us."

In other words, if you don't know someone has tattoos you don't see demons. I feel sorry for your kids, having a parent who sees demons everywhere. My fear is that someday we're going to read about you killing your entire family "to save them from the demons."

7/26/2015 4:57:25 AM

Pip

If only all Christians behaved like this, we could all get a tattoo.

7/26/2015 4:59:54 AM

Malingspann

"If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us."

Something like the fan theory that in the Smallville universe, Kryptonite is psychoreactive.

It happened more than once that a person walked up to Clark with a nugget of Kryptonite in their non-lead lined pocket.

But the nugget apparantly didn't start emitting radiation until Clark became aware it was there.

7/26/2015 5:56:48 AM

Sharon Young

No Dunamis, you are the demons.

7/26/2015 6:21:12 AM

ThEcOnFuSeD

Thats,the moat,black metal thong I have ever read...... hail satan

7/26/2015 6:28:50 AM

ThEcOnFuSeD

Auto correct.... I hate you....

That's the most black metal thing I have ev ever read... hail satan

7/26/2015 6:30:35 AM

creativerealms

@ John_in_oz

Well "yes mother" as she's well their mom. From what I got from her "stories" her husband just watches the craziness from the sideline.

7/26/2015 6:33:50 AM

Ebon

STOP LYING!

7/26/2015 6:40:08 AM

KittyKaboom

If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us.

Kind of like when I was a very little girl and thought that pulling the blanket up over my head would protect me from the closet monster.

Lady, you really need to back up a bit. Your kids are going to become total paranoid wackaloons and end up committed...and I don't mean 'to a cause'.

7/26/2015 6:42:36 AM

Kanna

That's a good thing. Isolate yourselves from society so you can marinate in your own personal demons in private. You have transmitted your own sick mind to your son. My condolences to him. No wonder your husband is sick and tired of this nonsense.

7/26/2015 6:53:59 AM

Knowledge_Is_Violence

There still are arranged marriages between some very conservative families, yes, in America.

7/26/2015 7:45:39 AM

Colgate

"Dreams of Dumbass"

7/26/2015 7:52:11 AM

Thinking Allowed

Dude, it's not really hard to spot a tattoo parlor anymore. In my hometown, Main Street has 4 of them.

7/26/2015 8:09:08 AM

Alencon

What the fuck do we have to do to get this dude back on his medications?

7/26/2015 9:17:51 AM

Yuu

Colgate ninjad me, but I would like to qdd I noticed who it was in one sentence.

7/26/2015 10:07:13 AM

Hasan Prishtina

So you stay away from anything to do with tattoos. I take it you don't eat beef, then.

7/26/2015 10:16:00 AM



Given you're so worried about being "christian", you need to be sure you follow your bible and kill you children when they misbehave. It's right there in god's word.

And just in case you say "that's just the old testament", where the fuck do you think the verses condemning tattoos are? Where the fuck do you think your precious 10 commandments are? And just in case you say "that's the old law", christ himself said he "came not to change the law, but to uphold it". He also said "not a jot or tittle of the old law will be changed before heaven and earth pass away".

7/26/2015 10:21:52 AM

Yossarian Lives

Well, this drivel does stimulate your kids' imaginations, but, for their sake, stop. If you don't, their brains will get too messed up when they try to separate reality from fiction and they will become like you. You may think that this would be a good thing, as you believe that this will set them up to deal with the spiritually risky aspects of modern life, but it will hinder their attempts to function healthily in society with their peers and maintain at least a degree of sanity.

If she keeps this up I'd say that DoD is a shoe in for a FSTDT end of year award nomination.

7/26/2015 10:29:58 AM

NotaReptile

Well lets see, your go hates polyester, so maybe its like cold iron?

Good news dumbass, all you have to do is wear polyester everywhere and you won't ever have demon (or god for that matter) problems ever again.

7/26/2015 10:34:26 AM

Karana

Is cotton to demon balloons what iron chariots are to Yahweh?

Holy shit, your gods and other supernatural beings are weak.

7/26/2015 11:02:48 AM

ScrappyB

This lady reminds me of the crazy mom on the VCPR radio station in GTA Vice City. Any day now I expect to see her writing about strangling little piggies and sending her kids out with spears to hunt their own food and killing the postman.

7/26/2015 11:43:50 AM

freako104

Well tattoo parlours say they are a tattoo parlour. So yeah. Also I'm glad I have tattoos, you'll not likely talk to me

7/26/2015 12:26:24 PM

solomongrundy

One of my local tattoo parlors flies a banner that reads "TATTOO'S". Somehow I find that a lot more scary than the lunatic idea of legions of demons working their way into your body through your skin via multiple pin-pricks.

I can only imagine the family who take care of 'Dreams of Dunamis' support her delusions and allow her to her maintain her website because it keeps her from tormenting them with her lunacy 24/7. It would probably be kinder to have her institutionalised so she could be properly medicated yet I doubt the minimal 'Obamacare' that exists would cover that.

That said, I do wonder if this is all getting too similar to the c18 tours of Bedlam Hospital and mocking the mentally ill.

7/26/2015 12:45:32 PM

Yossarian Lives

*I have reread my last comment and I have realised that I put shoe in instead of shoo in, but I cannot edit the previous one now.

7/26/2015 1:02:54 PM

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