“Here is the news. Unprecedented floods are covering much of the nation, and record-breaking droughts are in other places. Massive killer tornadoes are ripping across America as never before, and dozens of huge wildfires are out of control. The heat index is off the chart, a plague of different cancers are killing hundreds of thousands, and these are on the increase.

"We don’t know why these things are happening, but one thing we do know, it has nothing to do with our morality or with God.

"Let’s now get back to our adultery, fornication, pornography, lying, stealing, homosexuality, cooruption, violence, abortion, hypocrisy, and blasphemy.”